>tfw I live in the GOAT college basketball state

>>74884881
Are horses an athletes in Kentucky?

>>74884881
>0 professional basketball teams

>>74884881
that's not north carolina

>>74884909
>0 professional basketball teams
For right now.
>>74884898
Are horses an athletes in Kentucky?
Pretty much. Most of the horse farms are multi million dollar businesses.

>>74884881
>proud of being from flyover land

>>74884898

Yes my man

North Carolina is

>>74884931
or California
UCLA / San Francisco way back when and
LA Lakers

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>>74884881

>living in a state where bestiality is legal

>I'm from a state known for fried chicken

Wow tell me more.

>>74884881
>Glasgow
>Cairo

lel, why can't you Americans come up with your own names instead of just stealing other cities' names

>>74885380
I'm not sure if you're aware but America was colonized by Europeans.

>>74885421
by the most unimaginative, uncreative and boring europeans I guess

>>74885340
California is the GOAT college state
Cal & Stanford haveeach won titles as well as Sa Francisco has won 2 and UCLA has won so many I don't even know......
Plus they have what 4 pro teams? I think.

Then yeah North Carolins behand California
puts KY Jelly with louisville no better than 3rd

>>74885469

Lel. I'm from Kentucky. We also have small towns named London, Paris, and Rome. I'm sure there are other obscure ones as well.

>>74886001

Also from KY here

We have Versailles and Bagdad as well

>>74884909
>giving a shit about the NBA

>>74884931
this desu
>2 of the GOAT cbb programs
>located like, 5 miles apart from one another
>Duke and UNC are supplemented with Wake Forest and NC State

>>74884881

Too bad it's a complete shithole otherwise.

>>74885469

Nope, those ones stayed in Europe.

Wtf I thought Glasgow was in Ireland

North Carolina is the GOAT college basketball state.

>Duke
>North Carolina
>NC State
>Wake Forest
>Davidson

Even Wilmington is an up-and-coming basketball school.

>>74890224

Glasgow is in Scotland I think

>>74884881

Basketball's cool and all, but how come your elected officials want to kill old folks? Seems unchill.

>Frankfort
>Cairo
>Bowling Green
>Somerset
>Glasgow
>Hazard

what kind of names are that

>>74890139
nice meme, cucklord

you clearly have never been with a kentucky blue blood blonde

>>74894049
>nice meme, cucklord

hey cucklord, nice meme calling people cucklord

>>74894187

you seem lonely

>>74894049
I assume that's some type of horse.

>Cairo

WE

>state of Kentucky has three NCAA championships in the last twenty years
>state of Connecticut has four

>>74894499
4 in the last 21 years though. 5 counting the upcoming one.

>>74894046

>Immigrants
>Genocide
>Scat porn

what the fuck is wrong with germany

>One of the poorest states in the country
>Low education
>High crime rate
>Economy built on coal mining, an outdated and incredibly dangerous industry
>But hey, we've got basketball

Your lungs are BLACKED

>the sport that's relevant for 3 weeks per year

Yes but you still live in one of the most objectively shit places in the whole country.

Would literally rather live in Mexico

>>74900788
This

Imagine your source of pride for your home being 19 year old black kids who are good at basketball and the fact that there are no big bad libruls

>>74894379

JRHNBR

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHABAHAHABAHABA

>>74906360
>and the fact that there are no big bad libruls

to be fair not having to deal with whiny bitches crying that you assumed their gender or starting riots over who won the election makes living in a flyover state worth it.

>>74884881
>The City of OP

>>74884898
NY and NJ breed better horses tbqh

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>>74906455
They're no match for your mom though.

>middlesboro
>in the bottom right corner

>>74885359

the fuck

>>74886001
>>74886067

Don't forget Lebanon!

>>74894046

>born in Hazard

Southeast KY is the best place on Earth

>>74894499
>>74894592

>counting women

>>74900788
>>74906360

Our crime rate is one of the lowest nationwide. I literally leave my doors unlocked at night.

>>74906407
>living in a borderline third world shit hole with fuck all to do but meth is worth it as long as I'm surrounded by people who share my political beliefs.
Please stay in Kentucky. The rest of the country doesn't need trash like you knocking about

>>74906743
That way your meth and heroin and oxy dealers have easy access?

>>74906743
that's because you live at the bus station.

>>74906722

>not Northwest

Owensboro is max chill as long as you stay out of the shitty neighborhoods and has just enough going on that it doesn't feel like living in the middle of nowhere while being just small enough that you don't have to deal with the shittier parts of living in a "big" city.

>>74906778
>>74906783
>>74906785

You're projecting. Human trash exist everywhere, just because you live in the gutter doesn't mean everyone else suffers the same.

>>74886067
I don't live there anymore but the sad thing is everyone from Lexington pronounces Versailles 'Versales' instead of 'Ver-Sai"

I brought it up once and I was told "jock em if they can't take a fuck"

nobody in KY gives two fucks what you think.

>>74906889
joke* not jock

>>74884881

>Even if this is true (I can't be fucked to check), it is more than cancelled out by the simple fact that you live in Kentucky, full stop.

>>74906914
Name your perfect state then faggot. And I don't even live in KY, I live in FL.

And I by no means think FL is the best state. So buck up bitch.

>>74906889
>being proud of ignorance
The Southern United States ladies and gentleman.

>>74906941
That's because both states are complete shit

>>74906946
You will honestly live a better life if you simply don't let others bother you... why make a scene out of it?

>>74906966
And yours is......?

honestly didn't even know this state existed

>>74890124
I work in a lab at UNC and I can see Duke's campus from the windows

>>74906946
yeah I guess not living in Manhattan makes everyone there a fucking Neanderthal.

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>>74894046
>Doesn't know any of these great town names.

>>74906970
Who said im bothered. Im pointing out the humor in being proud of saying shit incorrectly

>>74907041
Pretty much.

If California, NY, Mass, and maybe Florida all seceded into their own country, the USA would literally be third world. But hey thered be no libruls or jews or niggers right?!

>>74906808
Literally bottom ten in health care, Infrastructure, Economy, government and quality of life.

>B-b-but everywhere else is shit too!!

Yeah but there's a difference between stepping in dog shit and living in dog shit.

>>74907507
well to be brutally honest and agree with you then everything is dogshit. So what then? Is it solid? Is it mushy? Is it piled so high you can't see past it (that's the one I'm banking on the whole world is in)? Or what?

>>74907861
The point is I'd rather live in a great place with a few bad areas, rather than live in an entire shithole of a state that might possibly have some slightly redeeming qualities.

>>74907893
well that sounds just about like everywhere... even North Korea would have some nice quiet areas with some decent views... but it would still be North Korea

>>74906984
North Dakota

>>74907492
>Mass
why do Boston cucks try to pretend they're relevant?
You guys know that you're less than Ohio in terms of relevance right?

>>74908069
Well I'd say your state is shit too but since it's one that literally nobody ever (and I mean EVER) talks about, then w/e. You're basically Canada on U.S soil. I'm surprised you even know how to insult anything at all...even if it is a laughable attempt.

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>>74894028

>>74906778
>living in a borderline third world shit hole
If he wanted that he's just move to NYC or LA
>I'm surrounded by people who share my political beliefs
And if he converts he'll have that too.

>living in Plato's Cave

>>74908251
only because your moms cave was overcrowded.

>>74907392
>they're not pronouncing the name of their own town correctly
>hahah that's so funny
>heheh funny how dialectal differences and local cultural morphology over generations doesn't matter at all, they can't personalize their borrowed town name at all, can they
>everything should be referenced through the lens of MY local norms, because of course they are the correct one, that's why people on the other side of the country should not be ignorant and pronounce their town the way I say they should

I always liked seeing the look of confusion on prescriptive "linguists" faces when descriptive linguists laugh at them and mocked their academic ignorance.

>>74884881
*yawn"

538 settled this 3 years ago.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-best-college-basketball-program-of-all-time/

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>>74908287

>>74908366
Is this you shedding your fedora after getting comprehensively BTFO? Because the
>lmao they're not pronouncing their town correctly
post is far more euphoric.

>>74908295
>womens basketball counting

pls go back to E!spn

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>>74908379

>live in KY
>UK fan but California is indeed best for basketball
>state is full of heroin/meth and people worry more about basketball than anything else
>almost every city looks like a bombed out city in Lebanon because nobody has any money
>but it does have that bangin' 400 mile yard sale every year
>bought some nice shit last year....and almost got a BJ from some skank while wife was busy helping some lady with directions

>>74908390
What is a Juel VAMPIRE even supposed to be?

>>74908287
>>74908379
Canada-Bro, don't listen to him. He/shit/it is most likely some SJW that doesn't like any talk that isn't extreme-leftist-politics or w/e it's called.... and therefore will let it's thoughts be known to the fullest whenever it can. But you seem to have rustled its ass a bit so it is now throwing "dank" fedora memes at you for being smarter than it. It probably thinks the world is flat too... just a passing thought of mine.

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>Im pointing out the humor in being proud of saying shit incorrectly

Cairo is in Illinois, normies.