SUNDAY NRL THREAD

>>74884356
Hopefully Nathan follows his dad and they can lose Brooks.

>keary is on 9 (nine) Dally M points

kek

KEK

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>traded out JT before last nights game

Just a quick reminder to tip the tigers

walkcunt on suicide watch

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>he cares about tipping
>he cares about 12s

>he posts gif's

lmao grandpa

>>74885347
Hope they get up. I have no hope of winning my H2H if Smith goes well.

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>You just had to listen
>You should've listened
>It will all be over soon

I Love Lamp is the most improved from last year.

Poomunity Ltd.

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>>74885664

Are Manly "the real deal" this year?

*poots*

>>74885925
>manly are currently 5th on the ladder

tyb poodogs for the for and against

>>74885912
Grubdogs Ltd.

Daly Cherry-Evans on Origin watch.

Michael Morgan on pooicide watch.

>>74886102
memethony memeford on exposed watch

Any updates on the WalkGod narrative?

>>74886132
Yeah, he ate his missus' ass last night

>>74886132
something something "gf" is a 40 year old with 2 kids

>>74886102
Should just play Morgan in the centres, but Falters is too dumb for this elite strategy.

>cooper cronk has only scored 1 goal

LMAO, what a shit player

If Danny and Pooramatta just picked their 4 reserves they both very likely would have won their H2H this round.

>>74886184
probably the dumbest thing i've read all thread 2bh

>>74886239
t. kevin falters

>>74886234
t. dannymatta

>>74886234
Hope we don't have the same situation as last year when the shitters were guaranteed wins for half the season, then some of them actually started trying and were not a free 2 points for everyone.

>28 replies
>9 unique IPs
Hmm...

>>74886327
Theres only 4 ips here m8

>>74886349
I've only got 1 ips, but 2 TNs

>>74886327
I've been posting using 4g so that's like 3 IPs for me

>>74886327
6 of those are actually me m8, i've had to reset my router a few times

Are any of you still pretending to care about cricket?

>>74886538
I don't have Foxtel so I am a Summer of Cricket Channel 9 casual.

Coming 47th overall on draft lads.

>>74884356
How can you unironically like league? Is so stupid

>>74886731
I like ironically.

>tfw cyclone
>tfw too lazy to go clean up the backyard or go get supplies

Roosters on pretenders watch.

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>>74886763

>>74885764

He was good last year though.

ivan on pooicide watch

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Who IS this guy, and how did he make this post when he isn't in our league?

>>74887673
Nah, YOU were shit.

YOU are getting better though.

Did one of the Holden Cup games get cancelled this round?

>>74887732
Dat casual transphobia

>>74887749

Jamal doesn't hang here much anymore. He goes to the sctalk site instead.

>>74887732

He replied to a post that one of our members sent out to ALL of his contacts. Even if they aren't our contacts we will see them if they reply.

the storm are only $1.5 cause plebs think a new coach changes a team kek

winrate of a new coach is under 35%
coupled with glaring defense holes and playing the best team in the comp

are bettors all fucked in the head?

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>fire up AOE2 after yesterdays thread
>2v2, 250 pop on blackforest with me and computer against 2 other computer players
>my AI partner does this to me

Literally why. Who wrote this fucking AI

>>74889029
I put 1500 on tigers desu

>>74889084
222 on storm tbqh
thats a week austudy tbqh

>>74888805
t. jamal

sportsbet never figured out i cashed out after the game
on 1 bet i lost 90% on the other i made 110%
was cool

>>74886130
>milford depends entirely on his body
>doesn't even feel like putting the full effort in at training

How many years do you think he has?

>>74889246
Oh they know mate they're just confident that you'll keep betting with them and you'll be losing.

>>74887732
Jacob laying the smackdown

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Broncgods are gonna win today lads.

>>74889613

Cowbucks has his metaphorical dick in your arse as we speak.

>>74889704
Wish it was a physical dick desu senpai

Captain risky has got this

Tigers looking good lads.

Fucking storm are going to ruin my perfect score

>he tipped storm

>the one week where i don't captain thurston

storm are quite literally finished

>woods wearing tiger stripe jocks
lmao

Kek based refs

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lads I tipped storm

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>>74890075
Sucks to be you

>benny hill theme while they go to the bunker

Everyone knows the tigers only show up for 20 minutes

lads i tipped storm and also from the inner west and hate the tigers and their fans

if they win i cant wank tonightt

also that was an obvious obstruction

"player made a decision"

well whats he gonna do when theres a player standing between him and moses? run around him?

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>taking the two
Tigers are done.

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>literally tipped storm

>poobourne

>tfw no bunty afoa bf

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>2 again

Gotta force le Tigers upset with a new coach at Leichhardt oval amirite fellas?

Fix is in. Tigers were paying like $4.00, refs got on it

>kicking out is now illegal

Just saw a guy who tipped the storm walk in front of a bus lads.

This is fucked, what's the penalty count?

>>74890593
5-0

Storms fault, they're playing like shit

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>>74890593
Here you go lad.

>poorm

>took taylor out my 17 for riley jacks

Is a Tigers' premiership the new narrative for 2017?

>>74890722
>they had such a troubled start but they rallyed and now their in the GF in 2017

Could work

Slater is still fast as fuck

>>74890722
I could get behind it 2bh

Tigers on fire lads. Can they keep this up?

Imagine being in the box with bellamy right now

KEK
>cronk BTFO

>pooben poom
>pooper poonk
>poomeron >peeth
>pooly peeter

Is nrl a meme sport? Am i being rused? This is fuxking retarded

Very generous of the refs

>all this spaghetti from melbourne

This is glorious lads

>>74891018
t. storm tipper

fixed. this is disgusting

>>74891032
Dont even tip lad, just wondering

>he doesn't tip at all

poogers are BACK lads

kek listen to all the tigers bogans at the stadium

>Shoulder charging your teammate

>>74891146
There is literally nothing wrong with being a bogan

Almost cashed out lads

would pay someone good money to break tedesco's jaw

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>>74891161
don't listen to the bloody grub mate

>>74891213
desu i wanna see moses get knocked out irl and on the footy field

>90% of the ball
>every penalty
>given a try after an obstruction
>only ahead by 8

are the tigers fucking finished? fuck balmain fuck wogs

/afl/ is leading 199/41

>>74891217
Based Jarryd
>>74891213
Give Ryan James some money then

>>74890159
Fuck off cunt if you don't get around Leichhardt Oval in the heart of Tiger Town, you're a dead set gronk.

The kind of gronk that wears a Rabbitohs jersey to games they aren't even playing.

I wanna see some biff, theres been no biff and I'm getting ancy lads.

>>74891299
based turk

WalkBro City Broncos.

so...this is the power of the Big 4

kek

Tigers 18 complete sets to the Storm's 9
Should the score be higher?

>>74891528
Yep, Moses has botched many chances.

>it aint me starts playing

There is no "g" in Naiqama

>>74891586
fugg

didnt know the tigers were allowed to tackle in midair

>>74891650
u ain't no g either nigga

Gus has the GUST hair in that pic

Based Storms

KKEEEEEEKKKKKK

based cheyse

poogers are finished

>puke sooks

He has an injured leg and they make him walk up the stairs.

Poogers

Thats probably the softest 80m try i've ever seen. Blair was just jogging the whole way

heh, should have been a tigers penalty, not a knock on

>both teams in this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

kek

KEK

Get the Tigers off they're all heemed

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>he tipped the tigers

EL JUSTO

Reminder that the Tigers let Addo-Carr go and bought Jamal Idris

Moses is literally the captain of the spagetti XIII

Kek come back and Tigers poo poo out.

>>74892551
kek

Do you think Woods will keep a skullet as he loses his hair?

>>74892581
did you see the tries they had?

>>74892615
No I hope there will be a webm. Heard good things about them would love to see them.

the dilapidated city state of bitch pooses's passing game

well it looks like I easily won my SC matchup

did YOU win yours?

>>74892721
again, a complete shit pass to tedesco

Why do the tigers have lolis in their cheer squad

7/7 tips lad. Is it, dare I say it, my year?

Tonumaipea has been pretty good

>>74892764
/pol/ let them borrow some

>>74892732
Going to poose a close one lad

>>74892732
i'll win if SJ scores 100 against the poogans

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>Tigers can't beat a Storm side completing at 68%
>People will still keep spouting the Big Four meme

I am literally in the sheds massaging Cronk's arse right now

>>74891299
dumb wog faggot

>>74892837
based cam

just changed my tip to the warriors

>>74892924
too hard to call desu no money going on this baby

Putting 5 bucks on both teams that way I can't lose.

just out 500k on warriors winning lads

too easy to call desu
all my money going on this baby

>>74892965
Draws are still possible m8

>>74892974
Well fuck

>>74892974
Don't you win anyway if it's a draw?

>>74892995
I don't think so if there is a market for the draw

I wanna see some kiwis get smashed.

>>74893015
nice subtle racism there mate, maybe keep it under your hat next time

Just got called into the principals office cause of my subtle racism lads.

Dragons 1-6.

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>captain thurston over rounds 1-3
>he scores shit
>don't captain thurston
>he's literally the highest scoring player this round
>this will cost me victory

Just got called into the principals office cause I was wearing some racists hat

>>74893078
Looks like you're not a supercoach

Just tested positive for Hepatitis C.

>Foran faking a hammy in order not to be absolutely exposed.

Money well spent by the Warriors mismanagement.

>>74893093
I've got 3 teams in our league though, and my other 2 are going to be the top two highest scoring teams.

>>74893108
based danny

foran is out

just swapped my tip back to bogans

just dropped $30.50 bonusbet on dragons cause warriors have lost like 11/12

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NZ Status: BLACKED

who is the biggest waste of money?

foran, peats or hayne?

>>74893102
>"""hammy"""

the cunts mentally ill he probably shiit and pissed himself from having to get back in the big league

>>74893096
Based WalkGod

>>74893140
The Titans have probably made a lot of money off Hayne

Peats has actually played some games

So Foran

>>74893159
but the NRL own the titans so who really won? greenbergs salary?

>>74893191
Yes

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>foran hammy injury

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>>74893197
There was nothing wrong with that tackle.
Gay refs.

that drunk complacent kangaroos side that lost the world cup to johnson reaally created a fucking myth with this useless cunt

muh step

>see forward passes all weekend
>first time I've seen them call it

I wish both these teams could lose.

>>74893223
it's only forward when the warriors do it

watch the dragons be 2m offside every play too

there is a campaign against the warriors

>>74893243
>there is a campaign against the warriors
and nothing of value was lost

>>74893243
desu i hope a volcano destroys your suburb asap

>>74893216
Shaun Johnson has never won a world cup, casual.

>be the warriors
>lose

>>74893243
the nrl can't stand the idea of a non-australian team winning the comp

this has been clear since the day they entered the comp

>>74893300
so to really fuck them they let them cheat the cap and have an entire national spine

Looks like I'm about to be handed my first defeat of the season in sc.

who is the most attractive man alive and why is it shauny j?

how long until the spastic fob culture makes RTS a fucking dud?

theyve got some tall poppy syndrome there or somesshi, anyone who actually gives a fuck gets sent packing or falls into line

and for the rest they rely on mana and doing stupid hakas for motivation kek, no discipline all temporary motivation that doesnt sustain over a year

>>74893327
He's already a dud

Is that an offload and try assist for De Belin?

Elite try

>>74893348
Disgusting.

Heard a rumour RTS is coming to the Cowboys.

>>74893317
yeah there is no way warriors aren't over the cap

>>74893370
from where?

>>74893317
>entire national spine
yeah lmao I forgot how rugby doesn't exist and league isn't a literal meme sport in poo peeland

>>74893400
can you use a trip so i can block you cauuse youre fucked in the head

>>74893395
From the Warriors.

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>>74893406

>>74893243
>>74893243
>>74893243
>>74893243
>>74893243
>>74893243
THAT WASNT FORWRAD YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL

>>74893406
it's unironically true though, nobody plays league here

haven't you ever wondered why half the warriors are islanders and the other half are australian?

St Poorge need to win by 18 to get the Knights into the top 14

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wtf is the payout?

>>74893420
do you have any links

>>74893424
Islander or maori, you're all the same to us.

>>74893451
>he can't distinguish maori names from islander ones
lmaoing @ ur life bigot

Reminder mana is a meme and if the whites wanted to genocide the maori they could have

At best mana is the ability to force white people to be less violent and show some sorrow for a defeated race

>>74893466
shitskin detected

>>74893477
>posting in /nrl/
>actually believes he's white
we're all shitskins here m8

>he's got a mutilated cock
LMFAO

https://twitter.com/JoelCaine/status/845905790162518021

CLEARY TO DOGS CONFIRMED

FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS YOU CUNTS

WE'RE GETTING CLEARY JUNIOR TOO

Can one of you blokes go and kneecap McCrone please

>>74893497
Don't have a cock at all m8

>>74893507
Give me 10 minutes lad

poorriors only won 1 game and in it they just barely beat the knights at home

>>74893509
LONDON

>>74893512
>barely beat the knights
KEK
Poopoolanders on suicide watch

>>74893509
please be in dunedin

>>74893507
t. Charles Bronson

>>74893512
>mfw casual bullshit fans thought beating the pooriers was a good thing

unless you win by 50 its not a big wrap

stop bullying the warriors ree

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wdsmbt

I need a shower all these kiwis crawling out of the wood work are making me feel dirty.

>poo peeland poodapone poorriors

>>74893549
might move to the gold coast 2bh

>>74893563
Watch out for the bikies

I see so much cider being shill these days lads.
Are blokes too soft to drink beer these days or something?

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>>74893574
>not having the file name as europesfuture

>>74893563
>tfw there's more kiwis than aussies in the gold coast

>>74893574
daily reminder that not letting more of these people in is literally genocide

>>74893577
>Beer

yuck

>>74893577
no women just drink way more than blokes now

chicks dont eat food they just wait all day to drink piss at night, less calories than a meal and it means they get to mask their pain

>>74893577
>LE IMA HARD CUNT XDXD ONLY BEER FOR ME AKA NEGDER OF GOD LMAO

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>>74893611
Makes sense
>>74893613
Actually laughed out loud matey

>>74893623
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/oct/24/women-drink-alcohol-men-global-study

ask me no queststions i will tell you no lies

>>74893631
Will I ever find true love?

Are the warriors a meme?

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Is this the best show on fox?

>>74893638
define true love

>>74893577
Yeah, the younger generation are soft cocks now and refuse to drink beer. I know a bloke who winces and says "yuck" when he has a sip of corona for fucks sake.

>>74893649
None of them like each other.

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>>74893652
I can't m8

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Need a combined 73 points from Mannering and De Belin in the second half.

POOGAN

>>74893653
>I know a bloke who doesn't like drinking beer that tastes like horse urine
woah I guess millenials are cucks huh

>>74893662
this sentence applies to any female only relationship

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>doogan having a tanty

>>74893684
Not true. I'm a girl and your mum loves me.

>>74893653
alcohol is a meme lad

>>74893681
Yeah corona's are shithouse, I know that, but it's also weak as piss which is my point. The soft cunt can't even drink a piss weak beer that's practically water

Getting drunk alone lads

>warriors come back

>>74893684
As a girl this is bullshit

Hope the Warriors win desu

>>74893696
>I know an effeminate hipster twat who is an effeminate hipster twat

>LE LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A HARD CUNT BECAUSE I DRINK BEER XDXD

Fucking cringe

>>74893714
this desu

its like thaat bloke who wears shorts in winter cause HAHA DONT FEEL THE COLD MATE HARDEN UP AHAHA FUCK YYEAH

yeah nah but no

>drinking beer
>not metho

Alright you fucking rich cunts

>>74893719
literally me

>>74893719
Literally me

beer is gross lol

only people that have no tastebuds actually """"""""""enjoy"""""""""" beer

>>74893722
>>74893729
literally me

>>74893720
Can't even afford metho, I've gotta drink turps

>all these grubs in the media saying beer is bad

just trying to sell them (you)s 2bh

>>74893733
this and I can share my cruisers with the girls

>>74893736
>paying for meths
you're supposed to steal it from the cleaners you dopey cunt

pooiarsea shit

Fuck me I'm sick of Melbourne always being in the top 3

Plodger Pooivarsea-Dreck

pooriors ltd

>>74893780
humour is rare in a girl lad
just marry her to be safe

>>74893780
Let the storm take that thing.

>>74893790
It'll just play off Smith and get all the credit like most of Melbourne

>>74893780
>that snoz

Just a reminder that Cowbucks, Fabulous and Porcupine Tree are THE teams to beat this year.

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>>74893813
>Fabulous has a good team

>>74893813
>Porcupine Tree
haha what a shite band to name your team after. probably a top level masturbater.

>>74893833
kek good one ahmed

>>74893833
t. pleb

Just heading down to the shops, you boys want anything?

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>>74893813
>Porcupine Tree

>>74893881
condoms average size

looks like the pleb patrol are out in full force today, lol

Why do you losers even try when you all know I'm going back to back this year?

The warriors are overachieving lads

>>74893889
Is home brand okay? I'm a bit short this week

>>74893881
A block of Coon please.

>>74893909
thats my brand

Why is Sims on for De Belin?

Sims is super league tier

The Warriors have the worst three-quarter line in the comp and it isn't even close. So many reverse grade shitters.

>uses the term 'three quarter line' unironically
Lmao

>he's a kiwi
Lmao

Poomunity Ltd.

>>74893941
You've got a game to play Blake.

i'm coming to get you milky

>trainer doesn't have any gloves on
Does he have aids now?

Why the fuck do they have to wait for these soft cocks to get patched up?

Get them off the field

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>SJ right now

feels sorry for him lad

come to the cows SJ, be our 5/8th and morgan drops back to flb, we'll ditch coote

Johnson and RTS are coming to the Cowboys lads.

Pulled a 22 yo blonde to root on tinder lads

>being a kiwi and watching the pooiors
Glad I don't know that feel.

Just lost a "close" one in sc lads

Just ate some kfc lads

alright lads who are you trading for lolo tomorrow?

I'm trading napa 2bh

>Thursday until more footy
Gonna go suck off strangers in the park
See ya later lads

>>74894063
Tipped the round lads. I could easily be in the top 50 for tipping now

>>74894043
whats his name?

Just tricked a guy into sending me $600 by pretending to be a 22 year old blonde on tinder, mates.

>>74894084
Bianca

Milky, you here m8?

>>74894099
yeah

team lists in 2 days lads!!!

>>74894326
is team lists our guy?

walkie u here m8

If the cowboys v souths game gets cancelled due to cyclone and they both get 1 point each, what happens in supercoach?

do you just have to bend over and take it if you have a bunch of souths and cowboys players scoring zero?

Cowbucks here, about to celebrate my easy victory in SC with some bbq shapes.

Stop trying to be me.

>>74894551
the game will probably just be rescheduled for later in the year.

2bh though I doubt there will be any problems

>>74894575
yeah but what happens with the supercoach scores that weekend if it gets cancelled/rescheduled?

this cyclone could derail my whole season.

>>74894584
dunno, I wonder if they're already planning on playing the game somewhere else. Like in the NT

>>74894627
they'll probably play it in brisbane, since the cowboys are still on the gold coast right now because of cancelled flights

Cleary to the bulldogs lads

Fun fact: Four of the five Cowboys supporters in the SC league are in the top five on the live ladder.

http://www.9news.com.au/health/2017/03/22/12/29/womans-vagina-grew-teeth-after-controversial-procedure

>>74894635
based

>>74894635
Fun fact: 3 of them are the same person

>>74894645
Cowbucks, Cuckboys and Josh Adomatic Car are my teams.

>>74894635
Are you just assuming they are Cowboys supporters due to their names and colours or is there somewhere that shows this info?

>>74894650
I'm cowbucks lad

>>74894654
desu i love strong winds
its weird