Rain delay almost over and Thiem about to come back
Still due to play:
Kyrgios (12) - Dzumhur
Haase - Del Potro
Cirstea - Wozniacki (12)
For 03.26:
ORDER OF PLAY - SUNDAY, MARCH 26, 2017
STADIUM start 11:00 am
ATP - [25] F. Verdasco (ESP) vs [2] K. Nishikori (JPN)
Not Before 1:00 pm
WTA - [1] A. Kerber (GER) vs S. Rogers (USA)
WTA - [11] V. Williams (USA) vs [Q] P. Tig (ROU)
ATP - [5] R. Nadal (ESP) vs [26] P. Kohlschreiber (GER)
7:30 pm
WTA - [3] S. Halep (ROU) vs [Q] A. Kontaveit (EST)
Not Before 9:00 pm
ATP - [13] J. Sock (USA) vs J. Vesely (CZE)
GRANDSTAND start 11:00 am
WTA - [10] J. Konta (GBR) vs P. Parmentier (FRA)
ATP - [Q] J. Donaldson (USA) vs [3] M. Raonic (CAN)
ATP - B. Paire (FRA) vs D. Young (USA)
WTA - L. Arruabarrena (ESP) vs [8] M. Keys (USA)
Not Before 5:00 pm
ATP - [3] B. Bryan (USA) / M. Bryan (USA) or F. Martin (FRA) / M. Matkowski (POL) vs [WC] N. Kyrgios (AUS) / M. Reid (AUS)
COURT 1 start 11:00 am
ATP - F. Delbonis (ARG) vs J. Struff (GER)
ATP - N. Mahut (FRA) vs G. Pella (ARG)
WTA - [Q] T. Townsend (USA) vs [7] S. Kuznetsova (RUS)
ATP - J. Chardy (FRA) vs F. Fognini (ITA)
WTA - [7] R. Atawo (USA) / H. Chan (TPE) or S. Stosur (AUS) / S. Zhang (CHN) vs S. Kuznetsova (RUS) / K. Mladenovic (FRA)
COURT 2 start 11:00 am
WTA - J. Goerges (GER) vs [Q] R. Ozaki (JPN)
Not Before 12:30 pm
WTA - [1] B. Mattek-Sands (USA) / L. Safarova (CZE) vs A. Klepac (SLO) / M. Martínez Sánchez (ESP)
WTA - S. Peng (CHN) vs [14] S. Stosur (AUS)
ATP - M. Cilic (CRO) / N. Mektic (CRO) vs J. Isner (USA) / S. Johnson (USA) or [8] F. Lopez (ESP) / M. Lopez (ESP)
WTA - D. Jurak (CRO) / A. Rodionova (AUS) vs [Alt] L. Davis (USA) / N. Melichar (USA) or [6] V. King (USA) / Y. Shvedova (KAZ)
Official Site Links
Draws: http://miamiopen.com/order-of-play-and-draws
Schedule: http://miamiopen.com/tournament-schedule
Livescores: http://miamiopen.com/live-scoring-2017
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/wta-women/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Miami_Open_–_Men's_Singles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Miami_Open_–_Women%27s_Singles
>>74882940
>COURT 2 start 11:00 am
>WTA - J. Goerges (GER) vs [Q] R. Ozaki (JPN)
looks like a early morning fap for me tomorrow
>>74883228
kys yourself
>>74882940
>Rain delay almost over
[citation needed]
>>74883370
it was qne now it isnt
>the city of flo rida
>>74883406
smug roger
How many majors does he still have in him?
>>74883514
3 at most
>>74883514
7. 2 slams.
>tfw after the Bot won the US Open in 2015 people were talking about him breaking Fed's record
>>74882182
Just 4 u
>>74883514
It's over m8, RIP in gluten.
If we remove 2008 and 2013, when Federer suffered from year-long mono and back injuries respectively, the H2H between Nadal and him is 15-13.
Discuss.
>>74884029
>Discuss
everybody in this general acknowledges federer is the undisputed GOAT.
if, one should make themselves into this general thinking otherwise, they are unquestionably are reddit refugees and have to go back
>>74884029
It would take away from the GOAT rivalry if we start diminishing Nadal's stats. He wins in H2H, Olympic Gold, younger GS winner. Federer needs Nadal. Batman needs the Joker.
are you fucking kidding me?
https://twitter.com/MiamiOpen/status/844612275000557576
Is the delay over?
>>74884316
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTYx7j09y1k
current theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hziG9Nr6KHU
https://twitter.com/MiamiOpen
>>74884886
lel
>at least 40 minutes away
when is Del GOATro playing?
Lads can you help me? I dont know anything about tennis and placed a random bet on the match Atawo/Chan vs Stosur/Zhang, but now it says that the game is retired, does that mean the match will be repeated or that Atawo/Chan won beacuse the were leading?
>>74885026
it's alright I got my money back idk anymore
>>74884979
he might noy play tonight
Memeami should be dropped from mandatory tournaments after this. Same with Shanghai because no fans in stadiums
Miami Airport looks wet
http://www.miamiairportcam.com/
QT 3.14 is playing
>>74885587
thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
when will thiem be playing?
>>74885808
Tennis TVVerified account @TennisTV 6m6 minutes ago
More
Tennis TV Retweeted Miami Open
Borna Coric v Dominic Thiem back live on Tennis TV shortly.
Coric leads 6-1 4-5, deuce
Miami here, AMA.
almost del potime
>>74885863
heck yes son
>>74885877
hows the weather
TIME FOR THIEM
what's she listening to?
>>74886082
michael whats the word with jelena?
>>74886119
idk. she's chillin
RIP in peace domi
>>74886082
I want to chill with her
>Miami Open move to Orlando campus possible in future
Fucking USTA no wonder why they built that shit
GOATHIEM
Thiems backhand
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
>>74886198
WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING?
RIP dominic
coric's game is annoying Tbh
And that's the problem with Thiem
THIEMUG
DOMINICHOKE
>>74886215
How can I sleep when delpoo still hasn't played?
how much cocaine is being done on Key Biscane this week?
Del Potro match started lads
Coric forgot he hasn't got any more challenges kek
>doesn't have any more challenges
>loses the point
>it's actually out
JUST
>baby fed
top kek
pres f to pay respect for thiem
>>74886320
lel
>del shitro's backhand
*barfs*
>>74886342
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck you, Dominic Thiem
>>74886420
did you betted on him?
>>74886430
No, but I'm pissed off about seeing him lose so early.
>le ball bash forehand and slice backhand man
wtf I hate delpoo now
>>74886082
Probably some plebby electronic music.
Did delpo play IW?
>>74886530
yes - he got beaten in the 3R by djokovic
[spoiler]just like he'll be beaten in the 3R by federer here[/spoiler]
>>74886530
Yes, but let's pretend that he didnt.
>>74886553
Nice job with the spoilers, uk.
>>74886579
They don't work on /sp/.
>>74886614
Thanks for this.
>>74886670
your welcome
Del Potro is so popular. Imagine if he was a Top 4 player.
kurgiCHOKE
nicky chimping out
Delpo ded
>del memetro
>>74887030
>>74887267
Do not post in this thread again
Chimpios
Testing this mean of communication
Miami: 2.Runde oben I (7,91 Mio.$)
Stan Wawrinka (SUI/1) -
Horacio Zeballos (ARG) ....... 6:3 6:4
Malek Jaziri (TUN) -
Feliciano Lopez (ESP/31) . 6:3 4:6 6:3
John Isner (USA/18) -
Thomas Bellucci (BRA) ........ 7:5 7:6
Alexander Zverev (GER/16) -
Yen-Hsun Lu (TPE) ............ 6:0 6:3
Nick Kyrgios (AUS/12) -
Damir Dzumhur (BIH) .......... -:- -:-
Andrey Kusnezow (RUS) -
Ivo Karlovic (CRO/17) ........ -:- -:-
Diego Schwartzman (ARG) -
David Ferrer (ESP/27) ........ 6:2 6:3
David Goffin (BEL/8) -
Darian King (BAR) ............ 7:5 6:1
>win set
>still seething
God I hate Niggyrios so much
Is black tea patrician?
>>74887359
coffee lad
>>74887369
Not at midnight lad.
>both matches will end at the same time
I'm fuming
Am I the only lad here rooting strongly for cheeky Dzumhur?
>inb4 del memes loses to robin hood
Who are playing right now? Del Wristo and Wog?
>>74887387
No but he'll probably lose. Sad!
>>74887384
True lad... but for me, columbian coffee is the best Tbh
>>74887387
Only you and racists like >>74887414
>>74887387
Only if he trims his beard.
>>74887387
It's so unlikely that I can't invest myself emotionally
>the state of the forehand of robin haase
>>74887431
t. abdullah al bin allah
>>74887431
Too late for me brothers...super invested in dzumhur...
Sad that Kyrgios will win...he isn't what a tennis player should be!
>>74887450
literally the goat. sick serve, powerful groundstrokes, and a wicked sense of humour
>>74887426
>racists
Fuck off beanermichael
>>74887450
And what should a tennis player be, leaf?
>>74887471
Classy like fed!
>>74887469
other michael worst michael. at least based michael's autism is endearing.
>>74887471
Not a literal nigger
>>74887277
who is this fine specimen?
>>74887450
Now you have awoken the Kyrgroupies. They immediately throw a tantrum when you criticize thin skin KyrgiLOSS
>>74887471
Fedora
>>74887498
>filename
>>74887499
I watch tennis because it is a class sport.
Truly the patrician sport.
Kyrgios is a great athlete and plays tennis very well! But he doesn't have class. It feels like he was raised on the street! This makes me sad!
Why is Bernie Sanders working as a line judge?
A bad one at that
>>74887514
>Skriver was born and raised in Copenhagen, Denmark. Her mother is an IT analyst and her father is a marine biologist. Her parents are both gay and Skriver and her younger brother, Oliver, were conceived through IVF.[4]
what in the living fuck
>>74887540
This girl is guaranteed a nutcase.
>>74887523
Why do you end every sentence with an exclamation marks?
Are you one of those sissy gayfags trying to act cute?
>>74887550
literally less than 50% of those sentences ended with an exclamation mark.
>>74887550
>he doesn't exclamationpost
Sad!
>>74887540
Colour me surprized
>>74887529
pic related
Daily reminder that Tomic was 2x as talented as this junglegook
>>74887573
That doesn't even remotely look like bernie mr. chen
>>74887571
>scandinavians
>>74887581
But can't hit as hard.
>>74887550
No man ahaha. I do like to use exclamation points when I want to emphasize something though.
>del popo vs federer in 2 days
can't wait
Who's more popular, Delpo or Fed?
>>74887633
The latter
>Kyrgshit doing the sabr
>>74887550
>Brit
>Criticizing Canadian for having a sense of pride about the language they share
A new low
>wozniacki match still gonna happen even though it is about to be midnight there
nice.
>>74887633
unironically fed
>>74887633
Tommy Hass
>>74887660
Who?
>>74887660
>tommy hass
who dat? must have some sass
>>74887660
Come again
*serves this muslim some RIPperoni pizza*
>kyrgios x Karlovic next
dis gon be gud
gardettos is an elite snack food
Good job, Michael.
>>74887692
kek
I'm pretty confident that Federer will win this open.
>>74887783
'no'
it will be nick
>>74887783
Of course he will, everyone else is shit.
>>74887783
I have 100 unitedstatian dollars on Delpo
>>74887783
imagine sweeping the AO - IW - Miami at the age of 35 yo
Umpire a cute.
>>74887808
mate he has no discernible backhand to speak of
wat is it about this gypsy that makes my benis hard?
>>74887857
You mean the anti-fed gypsy who randomly comes here?
>>74887881
cirstea lel
my local liquor store was selling 6-packs of pretty decent beer that expired in January for $2
needless to say i bought some and it tastes alright.
RIP tennis
>>74888094
wozniacki looking good
predicting a breadstick
>>74888094
I think some people are just off fappin to the match.
>>74888191
hmmm. i don't think so worst mike
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan;
The proper study of mankind is Man.
Placed on this isthmus of a middle state,
A being darkly wise and rudely great:
With too much knowledge for the Sceptic side,
With too much weakness for the Stoic's pride,
He hangs between; in doubt to act or rest,
In doubt to deem himself a God or Beast,
In doubt his mind or body to prefer;
Born but to die, and reasoning but to err;
Alike in ignorance, his reason such
Whether he thinks too little or too much:
Chaos of thought and passion, all confused;
Still by himself abused, or disabused;
Created half to rise and half to fall;
Great lord of all things, yet a prey to all;
Sole judge of truth, in endless error hurled:
The glory, jest, and riddle of the world!`
>>74888232
[spoiler]Sorry, I don't get the mike meme[/spoiler]
>>74888362
look no further my man
>>74888403
woah woah woah. what's going on in here
Crap DST pushed back the schedule for another hour. When will this madness end?
Cool, Coric took out Ferrer v.2.
>>74887764
What's the kvitova body type called btw?
>>74893169
Skinnyfat.
>>74893169
Perfect
>>74895296
Is this, dare I say it, the pinnacle of the women's body developement?
Fedora when?
>>74895475
Tomorrow.
Good morning tennis bros!
>>74895731
Hi leaf ! How's genie?
>>74895797
trashy and cheap - as usual.
>>74895797
Good hopefully!
ugh Germans are awake
>>74895807
literally me
Do aussies actually like Kyrgios?
>>74895861
Michael pls
just killed myself lads
>>74882940
Nishikori
Rogers
Williams
Nadal
Halep
Sock
Parmentier
Milos
Paire
Keys
Delbenis
Pella
Kuznetsova
Sharty
Fixnini
Görges
>>74896067
*german flag voice*
allahu akbar
>>74896067
RIP lad
Hope you didn't forget to do your push-ups lads as we discussed yesterday.
>>74896093
Why did you left Germany for Switzerland or are you proxying?
>>74896101
You seem to suffer from mental confusion. More push-ups could help you.
Can we get a separate thread for Michael to sperg into?
>>74896131
ok michael
Delpo wins digits confirm
>>74896125
cannot do pushups as my wrist is JUST
>>74896145
where da guac?
>>74896131
shut up Michael
>>74896131
Hello Michael
>>74896156
disgusting
>>74896166
No it's not.
>>74896156
It's like his entire arm is stitched up
>>74896156
never understood the appeal of a skydweller. i can see the appeal in a sub or explorer1/2, but w/e, im not a rolex man myself
>>74896197
>rolex
>not Swatch
lmao
>>74896093
I'm bedridden so no push-ups for me.
Time for tennis
>>74896131
'no'
How do I get Kerber's thighs brehs?
Nervous as fuck
>>74896331
who you juan-t to win?
>>74896131
sounds great tßh. This thread is eitherway full of faggots who like to discuss Men's tennis more than Women's
Parmentier a qt
>>74896334
Julia
>>74896354
no worries mate she will
>>74896363
she has a very manly face btw
>dat chin
>>74896393
'no'
Fuck it I'm not going to bother finding a Taiwanese stream. Going to watch >delbenis instead.
>>74896454
sad!
>>74896067
Why? Did Nadal lose another match or something?
>>74896483
>that look at the camera
lol
>>74896483
life is suffering, anon
somebody end kei's life
he is pathetic
>niSHITkori
>>74896483
why was his shoe strapped on so fucking tight goddam
Verdasco is hilariously bad at serving out sets/matches.
reminder that konta is only 25 years old
she has the face of a 32 year old
>>74896754
i can't stand konta
i want to hate fuck her and spit on her
>>74896754
she's just british, lad
>Verdasno
>>74896763
her ball bounce makes me want to kill myself desu
>>74896777
Hungarian. Nice trips.
>>74896754
would still fuck though
>>74896777
kek'd & czeck'd
>>74896784
same
Struff is a capricious fella
NIPPON FIGHTO
>>74896903
numale cuck
guys i cant stop listening to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AHJkHqkpw
why is russian music so catchy?
>>74896967
fuck off michael
michael here ama
>>74896988
>towragdi
>>74882940
When does Fed play ? I only care about that a tbqh.
>>74897053
GOAT picture
>>74896988
jule looks like someones hott aunt
>RAONIC WITHDRAWALS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74897025
why is ostapenko the qtest on tour?
>>74897066
tomorrow
>goerges loses the first set tiebreaker after 67 minutes
>Milos
Why doesn't he just save the traveling costs
Did Raonic pull out again? That fucking piece of shit.
>wanted to tell someone to go back kc
>go to kc myself
>kc ded
why is this?
>>74897086
>>74897111
JUST fuck my career up
>>74897139
what is kc
>>74897100
Thanks Nigel.
>>74897139
btw I see peepo asking about the guacamole, no I did not take any pictures. it was very good, though the correct measure of coriander still escapes me
>>74897086
FEDERER WINS LOL
>>74897097
sḿh that's a pigg my dude
Seems like tennis bodies must be from 180 cm to 192 cm. Everything outside this range cannot become GOAT material.
>>74897086
The absolute madman
There goes his QF points and he's making Nadal 's draw easier.
>>74897228
call her what you will pleb (youre wrong btw)
shes still mad cute
>>74897086
jfc this guys is done for.
>>74897257
id have to agree.
>some meme player is guarenteed a w/o because raonic is made out of glass
>>74897139
russians spammed cp now it's ded
>>74897257
Zverev confirmed for mediocre hype
DelBenis in fourth round lids
>>74897403
wheres the guac lad?
>>74897353
I'm surprised that people expect something from that lanklet.
>>74897403
2 bad delpo is going to lose
>>74897403
Great, I like him.
>>74897416
see
>>74897208
felt a bit autistic taking a pic of my own guac in front of my friends
I'll make some again during the week
are wta players purposefully told to NOT hold serve?
>>74897459
Can you make some Chimichurri?
>>74897495
no. the wta field is much more balanced than the servebot top 5 players of the atp who win every tournament. breaks of serve are supposed to happen and it makes tennis much more entertaining to watch
>>74897531
but its not entertaining. the quality of rallies is like watching myself play. its garbage
>>74897531
That's a man in a wig
How many bings until Le Exploding Knees Man?
>>74897559
fucking delet this
>>74897554
youre saying women arent as good as men? wow, never woulda thought
>>74897559
doesnt half of BRs population consist of trannies
>>74897562
Two and 40 minutes
>>74897614
And she looks like one.
>>74897614
no tits
>Chardy - Fognini
can we bet on broken racquets
>>74897500
guess I could but chimichurri is more of a sauce for meats, you don't really eat it as a spread
>>74897662
>titsmen
they need to die to be completely honest
Break point Verdasco
kerbe soon
Goerges ded
;-;
Verdasco must spend so much time fucking his 100/10 wife that he lost the ability to play well.
>>74897751
0/6 on break points in second set
>>74897097
>>74897264
>S L A M P I G G Y
>L
>A
>M
>P
>I
>G
>G
>Y
>>74897922
wouldn't you?
>>74897824
can a german redpill me,is kerber a lesbo?
>>74897751
>dat 90s IBM system
Qt as fuck
>>74897956
really rude
>Verdaschoke
somebody pls shoot kei. he is GARBAGE
>>74898007
its certainly possible. i dont think she is though, shes just a bit autistic and has social anxiety when talking to qt guys
fucking finally
Glorious Nippon on sudoku watch
>>74898007
Of course, I'm not judging him.
>>74898057
>>74898049
verdashit 1/8 on break points in the second...
how the hell does cilic win the us open then become a total fucking loser after
he had to be on adderall or something that week.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSCHD8cBgnH/
>the city of Raonic
>>74898139
>"""""""adderall"""""""
>>74898151
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSGvAaEDjBy/?taken-by=djokernole
>the city of JUST
>>74898051
>shes just a bit autistic and has social anxiety when talking to qt guys
actually, I think this is correct. It could also be that she's still a virgin because she never had a normal social life and always missed the right moment.
>>74898139
He did manage to beat EBAM in Cincinnati last year.
>tfw no jelena gf
>>74898235
> It could also be that she's still a virgin because she never had a normal social life and always missed the right moment.
athlete's are the biggest whores on the planet
don't forget about roast beefs worn out pussy
>>74898269
stop believing this meme. maybe other sports but not tennis t.bh
VerdasGOD
Fukushima tier
>>74898227
>Spending time with family
This is the opposite of "just", Burger.
>>74898269
stop watching porn dude. Every girl I knew at school who had professional ambitions (sports, music instrument and other) were autists too the max. They never did anything with anyone and until graduation none of them had ever have a bf.
Their social life was sometimes even poorer than mine.
>>74898379
maybe if your wife loves you.
manlet B T F O
>>74898389
welp time to go stalk some junior tournaments in my local area
thx lad
>>74898398
Women can't love anyway, they just stick around as long you provide for her needs, like a cat.
>>74898428
come on, man
why is novak so likable?
>>74898402
nice pic, mind if i save it?
>>74898428
i thought brazil was full of sluts
>>74898452
It's all your my friend
>>74898468
sluts with dicks, yeah
>>74898428
you mad that you'll never feel real love from you're wife like FedEx?
>>74898469
thanks lad, nice numbers btw
>>74898477
beggers can't be choosers
All memeing aside, can he win a major?
>>74898527
he unironically will
>>74898468
And?
>Verdasco conceding the point
what a guy
>>74898539
then why do u hate women so much m8
>>74898488
Not even mom loves me, so probably.
>>74898555
hes too uggo to talk to them
>>74898559
>Not even mom loves me,
pic?
>>74898527
He will win a masters at best.
>>74898574
Oh god.
>>74898559
Did you love your mom at least once?
>>74898612
What a horrible question to ask (if he wasn't trolling)
>>74897751
which website is this?
masha is seriously looking really good. she trains non-stop and i just know she wants to prove all the other haters on tour wrong(mugu, cornet, vika, wozzo, etc. etc.) and btfo them on the court more than even winning for herself. she will win at least one major this season i guarantee it. cap this post
>>74898651
reddit.com/r/tennis
>>74898681
t. michael-loving arab
>>74898612
I only started living with when I was 9, I think it was harder to bond.
But enough with this crap
>>74898681
wtf my computer just exploded
masha is the most beautiful girl on the planet
theres no debating this. it is objective truth
commentators saying Nishikori should get time violation for changing socks at the changeover before Verdasco's serve
thoughts?
Q&A on Twitter with Kyrgios, lads
What's his endgame?
>>74898674
Our queen
love,
other michael
>>74898784
thanks for the (you) other michael
>>74898753
They're right. Fuck that guy.
I don't understand how anyone loses to kei just how
>>74898779
i think the more interesting question is, what is her endgame?
>>74898698
pre-puberty isn't harder to bond, Pablo
>>74898833
no idea why she plays so garbage. when stan is fucking her
When will these shit neon designs finally die?
>>74898695
Can somebody redpill me? Is michael something like bernd of /sp/?
>>74898779
Slams.
>>74898861
Pretty much, Michael.
>>74898861
shut up Michael
>>74898846
he must not be very good in bed, she already cheated on him once - unless it was really actually a consensual cucking session. why does she stay with him?
>>74898861
Michael is a /tennis/ legend
You would know this if you were a 3 day old spergop newfag desu
>>74898878
fame i guess
>>74898861
1) go back to kc
2) he is the autist that posts maria sharapova all the time and also the jelena conversations.
also his twitter
>>74898763
>he replied to me
wtf i love nick now!!!
>>74898878
The more interesting question. Why does he stay with her?
what the fuck verdasco
>>74898953
yeah
RIP
>>74898947
she probably pegs him
>>74898947
yeah youre right. maybe hes just a sucker for the young tennis qts like the rest of us
>>74898994
hot
>>74898995
speak for yourself
>Verdasno
>the moor overrun peninsula of spain
>>74899030
poo
>>74898995
>sucker for the young tennis qts like the rest of us
Right in the feeler
>>74899030
>germany
nah mirza is cool, like she'd be a really nice friend that you go out to brunch with but id never see her in a sexual way
Fuck you too Verdasco.
>>74899054
krunic a qt
where has she been ?????
>>74899081
on my dick
>>74899101
highly doubt
>>74898057
>>74898049
lmao
NAISU NIPPON FIGHTO WINNO
Shit part of the draw desu.
If Rafa doesn't reach the final he needs to off himself.
>>74899115
please don't be mean. Rafa has always been unlucky in Miami
>>74898763
Someone ask him which player he hates the most.
t. twatterless
lack of kerbe in this thread is disgusting
>>74899081
Looks like she wants to focus on doubles
>>74899115
It's just him and Kei, right?
>>74899143
should team with hnnnnnnnnnnnnngis
>>74899146
there is also GOAT candidate Paire
>>74899143
so shes totally given up on a singles career. sad
>>74899162
who?
>>74899146
>>74899162
and future world #10 Jack Sock
>>74899164
>top 200 in the world
>completely given up
Are you top 200 in your profession?
>>74899134
chubby kerbe is patrician
>>74899175
>yfw federer will be #1 at the start of 2018
>>74899190
Why does she look so naive?
>>74899187
I'm 200 inches in your mum lmoa
>>74899187
chill. im just speaking relativley.. shes better than your average player but shes p shit in relation to the pro level. im not saying, im just saying
id do the same thing t.bh, she wasnt making nearly as much money as she could be playing dubs. good for her, i only say sad because id love to see her play more singles and doing well
>>74899206
autism and carefully managed in order to appear marketable to robotic germans
see this interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUPgZEtlH4 she literally is unable to deviate from scripted answers even when the interview is obviously supposed to be funny
>>74899237
This is just banter, Michael.
>>74899211
Shut up, Michael.
>>74899206
mate shes been playing tennis for the majority of her life, its literally all she knows.
>>74899256
oh. i couldt tell. that reaction image triggered me ngl
>>74899256
mate, this >>74899237 is unironically michael. don't call people who aren't michael michael
Is Pella the kid from Rebelde Way?
>>74899291
shut the fuck up Michael
>>74899291
michael's butthurt beaner schizophrenic personality detected
nah kerbe is alright. I bet she's much fun to hang around.
>>74899288
send her a message michael, what are you waiting for?
>>74899299
i know you missed the AO, but you should know michael.
>>74899307
>Michael denying his Michaelness
classic Miguel
>>74899305
why cant she figure out how to use present tense of verbs? is that just a germans learning english thing?
like for example she always say shit like "yes i want to come to miami and playing my best tennis"
she adds -ing to every verb. disclaimer: im not throwing shade to anyone, im just wondering. i love kerbe
>>74899307
i have. i dont think she reads her dms. she has too many followers to bother with dms, unlike jelena
>>74899329
if i was a top pro
i'd be trolling every press conference
What an ugly motherfucker.
Who ready for da clay?
http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/video/2017-03-16/3b35260-00bebd00f43.html?utm_source=Direct
>>74899363
u just look in a mirror?
>>74899368
>more rain delays
>rafa losing to a literal who
yep
>>74899368
im indifferent. RG was a shitshow last year though
>>74899368
man that's some great cinematography
No wonder lizards invade the place, it's in the middle of a fucking swamp.
>>74899372
Just saw a Raonic interview.
>>74899368
literally the most comfy slam
>>74899254
i really, really dislike shelby rogers. with her big pimpin, classic-paul-dano-from-there-will-be-blood cross necklace that shows not modesty
>>74899368
KINO
>>74899146
you mean it's just kei...
>Cerberus
>>74899115
>Nadal in Miami final
>>74899587
The court and the climate really suits him.
>>74899587
At least he tries unlike roger.
>>74899587
he's made it four times. he's just been unlucky
never see kerbe do her cross court backhand anymore like she did so much last season. its literally the reason she won so much
>>74899606
>>74899599
>>74899595
>>74899587
kei only lost last year because he was playing djokobot
kei will take the crown this year
rafa can't stop him
stan the man can't stop him
ghost of roger can't stop him
verdashit DEFINITELY can't stop him
>>74899329
don't know. maybe it's because of the similar yet sometimes different usage of the gerund.
Also, it sounds weird that the infinitive form of a verb sounds like the conjugated form. That's probably why some people try hard to replace as much infinitives with -ing as possible
>>74899198
>AO
>IW
>Miami
>Wimbly
>Cinci
>WTF
Plus some ATP 500 tournaments like Halle or Basel, plus points at the USO. Federer has a good chance to unironically end 2017 as #1.
>>74899669
not going to happen
>>74899669
*blocks path*
>>74899661
>it sounds weird that the infinitive form of a verb sounds like the conjugated form
yeah i could see how this might be confusing. anyways, i think kerbe's slightly broken english is cute and adds a little something to her character
>>74899708
What's with Delpoop anyway?
After the Olympics i thought he was ready to enter top10 again.
>>74899691
it will only happen if murray and djokovic's elbows blow up and stay blown up all year, so like there is a chance but not a very good one
>>74899708
what is the origin of this maymay
>>74899639
just a reminder that i've been saying since the beginning of the year that kerber is finished and will never win another major. exposed on her serve and too old to baseline. also shit shot selection this year
>>74899751
shut it michael abdullah
Can some German say something about Kerbe's german?
Do you get fined if you withdraw from a match?
>>74899752
wow, such a bold prediction
we all know this, we just dont want to believe it
I'm unironically watching Flash Gordon.
>>74899783
she sounds like a retard who rehearses all she say
>>74899792
>oh you're injured and can't play? well, here's a fine on top of that
no
>>74899825
All of them do tbf, she just can't hide it.
>>74899825
that what happens when you suddenly burst into the limelight after like 15 years of being medicore. PR team scrips her every word
>>74899783
Bland Hochdeutsch, can't even tell where she's from.
>>74899858
well yeah, but i unironically have never seen someone so bad at PR
>>74899878
poland
>>74899889
it all comes back to her having a bit of autism and social anxiety. its hardwired into her genes, she cant help it. be nice
>Paire triggered by some children
who has a bigger forehead, mary jo or wozniacki?
>>74899599
Roger already has won Miami before even though his last title there was in 2006.
>>74899606
Yeah, that was my point.
>>74899792
Yes. Andy Roddick used to bitch about all the time
>>74899825
DELET
>>74899878
>Bland Hochdeutsch
yeah, I know. I'm not an Achmed. I just wanted another opion because I think she talks a bit strange but I can't put my finger on it.
>>74899890
Fuck off.
>>74899937
dont slander mary-jo please. shes ESPNs only saving grace
to answer your question, its wozzo
>be donald young
>win every junior tournament
>go pro at 15
>become a complete flop
>lose sets to fucking paire
What went wrong?
>>74900037
hes a manlet, what do you expect
>>74900037
Paire is a good player
rafas 1000th match coming up
kerbe heating up
>>74900052
>Paire is a good player
>>74900052
>>74900109
>replying to you're self
>>74900123
>the city of Michael bin Rasheed al Makfeeqour
>>74900037
Blacks can't into tennis.
Lucie will win the Miami Open
cap this
>>74899358
Like your boy Andy Roddick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF_C7x78o8U
Miss him a lot for this stuff.
why are the commentators hyping up Rafa's 1000th match ever 3 seconds? it's just another 3R match, calm down
kerbe needs to get her form back
>>74900219
Because he might lose.
>Paire chimping out
kek
>>74900216
nah worse i'd act like im high all the time and constantly say "what did he mean by this"
>>74900037
hes not a great mover
strategy isn't that great
serve is average
returns are meh
good volleyer
forehand is good for rallies can't dominate them
pretty much a poor mans rafa with good volleys
The SABR is completely disrespectful to Federer's opponents and he should be FINED at least $10,000 every time that he tries it.
He should also automatically lose any game he tries it in.
>>74900248
>tfw no chubby tennis gf
such a terrible feeling
nice point by kerbe to close the set
https://twitter.com/WTA/status/846074910434738176
>>74900344
>dem pantsu
HNNNNGNGGGGG!
i love angie
>>74900506
very fast angie running at incredibly hihg speed
Pear and Fognini are both playing and I'm stuck watching this boring-ass WTA match.
>>74900216
Stifler: the tennis player.
>>74900663
>kerbe's veluptious thighs
>boring
hello faggot
>>74900745
>veluptious
hello spic
how is kerber #1 inna world? also, she is only 'defending' a 1st round exit at roland garros
>>74900728
lel
>>74900772
mate tennis is a high class sport, go take your low-class racism elsewhere.
>>74900803
serena barely plays
and kerber plays everything
>>74900803
>not knowing how to spell
>considering yourself high class
>>74900820
Regardless, how is she top 10?
>>74900838
>not supporting immigrants so you get to pay low wages and make more money
>>74900803
3 major finals 2 wins beating serena in one of them . also she played mad tournaments compared to serena
literally a WTA match
>>74900888
>two women playing
>wta match
what an observation!
Let's go Fabio the chokemeister!
is donald young white?
>>74901032
plays like a white chick atm
What happened to Roidal?
>>74901238
androgenetic alopecia
>dat kerber nip slip
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>another WTA match until Rafa gets on court
JUST
>>74901279
Post pics or it didn't happen.
>>74901364
blue board, sarry
Guys? Guys! I have the weirdest boner for Sammy. What do?
>tfw stopped lifting because i prefer playing tennis
is this the best feel?
fuck this game tbqh
You guys are boring as fuck.
Fabio's outfit looks so cool. Those skulls on his bandana and shoulders give it a nice touch.
>>74901465
how can we be more interesting
>>74901481
t.dude who wears t-shirts with flame-graphics on it
>>74901481
i wonder how much chardy is paying him 2 lose
>>74901465
Fun is for dumb people.
>>74900960
what porn star looks like kerber
i need a close examination
>>74901465
not enough memes for you kiddo?
>>74901556
>inb4 someone posts it
please stop lewdifying kerbe
new thread
>>74901586
>>74901586
>>74901586
>>74901465
my life is shit
>>74901600
no. germanbrobpls make a real one
byebye thread
>>74901644
Already in bed on tablet and making threads is a pain on mobiles.
>>74901709
fug ok