pedosota mild on collapse watch editon
>>74880981
That picture is pretty hilarious
Great thread
Good OP. First round sweep incoming for the mild.
who'll step up?
I disagree with this OP but agree with the timing. We don't all get what we want.
I just ate some smoked salmon that said do not sell or consume by: 2 months ago. I'll be fine right?
>>74881192
getzlaf's hairline
good thread
>>74881195
You'll die
>I was in Canada last summer visiting a friend from college
>on my way to his place I stopped at a Canadian Tire to see what it was all about
>as I was waiting to checkout i noticed holy fuck its Sidney Crosby in front of me
>he was buying a pack of gum and some XXL boxer briefs
>The young girl at the register rang up his purchase but accidentally gave him the wrong change
>she turned around to ask the manager to open the till but Sid had already jumped the counter
>he started mercilessly beating her repeating "where is my fuckin loonie skank, where the fuck is it?"
>the manager was profusely apologizing saying the girl will never work for him again
>after she lost a tooth he picked up it put it in his pocket and left
>he only grabbed the briefs, he tossed the pack of gum at her and said "Haha maybe you might want to wait to chew that"
>I saw him peel out of the parking lot in his lifted truck
They had some decent deals but sold a whole lot more than tires.
>>74881195
You'll be spending the majority of your evening feeling disgusted by the farts you'll release.. you'll be sitting on the toilet a lot too
>>74881360
fuggg
>>74881423
Well I work in 2.5 hours so that will be interesting. I didnt have much salmon, enough for maybe 6 crackers? I also had sauerkraut for lunch so it could be a long evening.
>Aho
>Skinner
>Lindholm
>Slavin
>Pesce
>Faulk
Are the Canes becoming elite?
>>74881469
yeah they are gonna do great things in quebuc
You ready to be eaten alive Avalunch?
>>74881406
>Sidney Crosby
Typical
>>74881645
I have a feeling coilers will hit double digits
>>74881466
You're living on the edge Amerifriend!
>>74881469
It's a shame that it's such a low budget team in general, they have sick potential.. A move to Quebec may be inevitiable at some point to improve the team as a whole
Reminder that Edmonton is the premier NHL destination for Finns to become elite
Don't believe me?
>Hagman
>Siltanen
>Kurri
>Tikkanen
>Pronger
>Pakarinen
>Puljujärvi
>>74881774
>Pronger
Good post
>>74881774
>Implying it's not Bonaqua that makes them elite
>>74881774
there's a reason they call it edmongolia desu
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
What the hell happened to the Mild?
>>74881897
>usually slump dec/jan
>get red hot and charge into playoffs before going limp
>push slump to march
>get red hot as playoffs start
>cup
they solved the problem
>go to dentist
>open mouth
>dentist say "oh my god"
>>74881897
getting that one last win for clinching a playoff-spot has them holding their sticks much harder than usual
>>74881985
dont you guys have like the best healthcare in the world because of oil money?
>I saw Puljujarvi at a grocery store in Edmonton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Bonaqua bottles in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to not speak English and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by chewing a pizza slice really loudly.
>>74882018
not free dentistry. I need to fix 8-9 teeth, which will cost me roughly 2000 USD
>>74882018
Don't think dental care is free
Its fkn expensive in Denmark atleast
>Tooth broke 2 years ago after biting down onto a hard caramel
>550 dollars
ffs
Fuck today
>>74882135
>dat no call high stick/cross check to the face
kekekekeek.
dogs gonna bring it home
>>74882056
Alpha as fug
>>74882057
wtf happened to your teeth
didnt your mor and far tell you to brush your teeth every morning and evening?
>>74882161
Hope you do lil bro
spread them cheeks wide bombston
>>74881406
That wasn't funny the first time
>Mild in charge of choking first place to the Blackhawks.
>>74881645
I really wish they'd pull up Pulju for a few games, especially against weak teams like Colorado, Vancouver, and LA, who we play quite a bit near the end here.
>>74881774
>Perhonen (finnish goaltending)
>Tuohimaa (finnish goaltending)
>Rajala (future KHL star)
>Hartikainen
>Niinimaki (1rst rnd bust; no NHL games)
>Luoma
>Markkanen (reason they lost the cup)
>Haakana
>Rita (another 1rst rnd finnish bust)
>Salmelainen (le speedy manlet)
>Antila (more finnish goaltending)
They've had their fair share of finnish busts. Before Pulju, they seemed to have given up on drafting them, outside of the two finnish goaltenders in the RNH draft.
Before that, I think the Jokinen success in the late 90s made many teams take chances on Finns in the first rnd, and guess what, lots of busts. There will be a similar effect the next few years because of Laine, Aho, and Pulju.
>>74882236
>Pongs thought they stood a chance
Canada > Denmark > Norway > Sweden > USA > South American poor posters > Cricfag > Finland > Armenia > Greece >>>>>>> Kipper
Unarguable rankings of /hoc/ posters
>>74882243
That happened like 3 weeks ago and you aren't even using it right.
Fuck off we're full
Canes
Kitty Cats
PREDS
Oilers
FLAMS
Leafs
Sens
>rags
Ruins
Yotes (Trap game)
>>74882280
>The Bash brothers
>>74882280
>sweden over anybody
>>74882373
>he ranks Kipper
>>74882380
>mentioning it by name
helloooo newfag
>>74882428
>this much backpedaling
Hellooooo autist
>>74882280
wth I love Canada
based bulldogs
>>74882597
but the stars are shit now
>>74882280
>Finland that low
>>74882280
>>74882280
>>74882597
>>74882656
I'm going to find out the guy responsible for this unfunny garbage and we'll have a public lynching. Because I fucking can
>>74882688
>>74882688
>Canadian's can't handle the banter
How typical.
>>74882734
Is the Stars scoreboard manager a /hoc/ poster?
>>74882688
>jest fans
I want Karlsson's fiancé to fart in my face
Who are the Canterbury Crusaders of hokkei?
>>74882768
He'd be putting random cartoon farm animals on the screen if he was one of us.
>>74882754
>>74882773
No, I can definitely handle it. I just plan on global domination, so fuck it I'll kill him and every man Taylor Swift has ever slept with
>>74882802
So hes just reddit? Disappointing
>>74882795
Les Canadiens de Montreal
Post some Finn memes
Wife bought me this glass today, in a "used/random items" store
Participating countries in the WC 1985 on the back
I like it
>>74882838
seems like a reasonable line of thinking
>>74882841
>>74880981
I hate being a Minnesota sports fan.
>>74882841
>>74882841
>Sidney Crosby day-to-day with a hand injury
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
>>74882841
>>74882982
Anyone got some rare Pulju memes to share?
where da laffs thread at
>The state of Minnesota Mild right now
Holy shit how can one team choke this bad?
>elton john intro
>>74883070
>losing 9/11
Truly the American team
Why can't the league just expand to Quebec and move Detoilet back to the Central?
Bettman cites that 10 o'clock games are the reason for this but can't the NHL just institute a rule where pacific games against Detroit must start at or before 6 to balance that out.
>>74882841
Caps Yotes starting
Necessary BACKSTROMpost
>Laffs @Sabres
>Blackhawks @ Panthers
>Snes @ Habs
>Canes @ Devils
>Bruins @Islanders
>Flames @ Blues
>Yotes @Caps
>Shorks @Preds
>Avs @Oilers
>Rags @Kongs
Predictions?
Laff
OTW for Panthers
Snes
Canes
Islanders
Blues
Caps
Preds
Oilers
>rags
>>74883008
Here
>tfw got banned from HFboards by slipping up and calling seidenburg seidenjew
SENS VS. HABS GAMETHREAD:
>>74883192
>>74883192
>>74883192
>>74883192
>>74883192
Does anyone watch the Punjabi feed of games sometimes?
Can't understand what they're saying but it's kinda comfy.
>>74883196
I stopped posting there a few years back after what was like my fifth ban, when I added the nickname 'kiddie' to Vernon Fiddler. They just can't handle the bants.
>>74883296
>>74883296
Leafs @Sabres thread
BRUINS ISLANDERS HERE
>>74883315
Remember /hoc/ it is of vital importance that you bully any redditposters that post on /hoc/. You are doing God's work
leafs thread (not mine but nobody else posted it)
>>74883296
>>74883296
>>74883296
>>74883332
failed get kekekeke
>>74881469
Living in NC and being a season ticket holder. We'll stay strong you watch
>>74883367
Fuck the Debbies.
>>74883361
Check 'em
>>74883389
You don't understand I went to the cup parade in 07
>big feels
I remember Eric Cole and Corey stillman
I remember when one night Scott walker punched Aaron ward and then the next eliminated the bruins
It's gone downhill but we'll be back
How many games will the Capitals last in the first round? I say 6 if they are 100% healthy.
SSSSSSCCCAARRRR
>>74883446
>tied within 34 seconds
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>be me
>live in Chicago
>go to bar
>ask for the Hawks game to play on one of the 20 TVS that have apehoop playing
>"you like hockey? FAG KYS (dab dab dab) LEBRON CURRY
I fucking can't wait till I move.
>>74883186
>How may I assist you
>>74883315
>>74883315
RUINS V. LELANDERS
All I ask is the Boston vs New York game doesn't go to OT.
>>74883507
Same. Tampa fan?
>>74883537
You got it friendo. It's best for both of us.
>>74883537
Tfw you only get 3 points out of a 7 game homestand in February but you're still in the playoff race in late march
>>74883507
Heres hoping Tampa doesnt make it. Im so sick and tired of them having an easy walk to the conference finals then memeing their way in those games.
>LAFFS
just coming of a civ 5 session that included 2 girls that invited themselves AMA
>challenge
>>74883654
Brave New World?
ISLANDER REFPUCK
RIG IS IN
>>74883714
yeah but we didn't get to ideologies
hokkei btw
>>74883717
>islanders getting refpuck
>ever
probably the least likely team in the league to get refpuck
>>74883654
did they show you their dicc
>>74883736
fair enough
congrats btw
go flams
better win tonite lids
Wife and I agreed to a trip to the states in 2018
She wants to visit Las Vegas
I am genuily thankful to Buttman for bringing hokkei to Las Vegas now
>Mild
>>74884043
based gary
AGOATTTT
The fix in against the hurricanes
Inconsistency is too consistent in the nhl
SCARRRRR
BARKGOAT
>>74883770
tell me more about feminine dicc I skipped biology
Teuvo just got raped by some huge cunt
Ovie has now at least 30 goals in each of his first 12 season, only accomplished by 2 other players. Meanwhile McMeme can't even sniff 30 goals lol.
fuck sake lads
looks like another loss
>Laffs
LELMAO!!!
Could Niskanen miss the fucking net any more
this wilson sissions snith line is sneaky good
>>74884333
>Meanwhile Pulju has done absolutely nothing notable in his career
rlly makes u thnk
NCAA D3 final is pretty good Tbh
>>74884408
AHL is the new NHL
>>74884611
wrong
Canes twitter is savage AF.
>>74884705
at last i truly see
>Laffs
>THE SHANTY HAMLET OF BAWWWWWSTON
>SHORKS
fuckit bros it's an ice cream run for me
>>74884705
Where's 'Metal Ligaen'?
The danish league?
>>74882968
this actually looks kinda scary
Dem Jackets, m8
Can someone in NY just win? I think it's in the best interest of everyone for this game not to go to OT.
Who's watching flaming homos/blues? Any hot moms on the fan cam? The woman of my dreams is there with her family.
maple pajeets getting pajooted
mapple loofs
>tfw watching clocks switch from 1:59 to 3:00
>>74884929
me. they've shown matthew tkachuks mom and sister like 4 times
>>74885042
>>74885081
Wew. Over an hour between posts. /hoc/ sure is slow right now.
>>74885081
forgot about this smdh
fucking farmers swear down
Who's your KHL team /hoc/?
>>74885137
worst thing is NHL games not starting at 00:00 but at 01.00 again fuck this
>>74884892
yes, actually, they can.
>>74885137
What's this meme about farmers?
>>74885167
Barys Astana
My friend's brother Nigel plays for them.
>>74885167
St. Petersburg, but just because Buchnevich played there and now there's Shestyorkin
nth for Duluth
>>74885134
>Finland in charge of being able to tell time
>>74885167
Memenitogorsk
>>74885171
even worse if you follow a west coast team
games are going to be so late ffs
>>74885185
daylight savings
Help i just puked into my own mouth
>>74885167
Aвaнгapд
>>74885242
I puked on my dick some got in my peehole
SKINNER
THAT'S 30 BABY
>>74885259
Then right after Dalbecks poor defense causes an ago penalty
Same old same old
>>74885259
Hey I hope Canes slide into playoffs along with Tamps, that'd be cool.
NHL refs are a joke
This team always finds a way to disappoint me
SAY BUSTKOV ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
>>74885221
still pondering whether I should wait until 4:30 to watch the rangers kongs game
Fuck you Palmieri for slew footing and injuring Lindholm and fuck you refs for calling no penalty.
>>74885221
>Historically, retailing, sports, and tourism interests have favored daylight saving, while agricultural and evening entertainment interests have opposed it, and its initial adoption had been prompted by energy crises and war.[49]
>Matt Murray deserves vezina Calder an hart
Why are pongs fans delusional
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
IT'S NOT OVER YET BOYS
>the shitty of chicago
>Eberle playing his 500th career game tonight
Time flies
>>74885410
now it is
>>74885410
fuggg
AGOATTTTTTTTTTTT
>>74885394
Nobody thinks this
>>74882885
>Wild
>Gophers
>Chubs
>Firecuck
Kill yourselves Minnesotans
>>74885357
do it
AHOOOO
Jesus Christ, just let these poor guys go home!
>>74885433
Me on the right
>shitcago
>>74885444
>>74885459
think >we're cursed desu
>>74885546
It's the Kings' curse. I feel it
thornton just tied hull on all time point leaders btw
lol at all those laffs fan who drove 2 hours to watch them lose and see andersen kill
Getting real sick of these uppity relocane faggots
>>74885491
>tfw watching hockey until 7 am again
fuck sundays anyway am i right
>shorks almost scoring on their own empty net
wew
sharks are full of goonery tonight
hokki
>>74885523
Why are you such a fagboi?
>Playing league points leader
>Tie them in the 3rd
>Momentum on your side
>Proceed to get your assholes gaped in 3 minutes of play time.
Jesus Christ yotes.
Haha holy shit chiraq
>hawks down 0-7 to the fucking kitties
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>Losing to Buffalel
Name a better rookie in the NHL than aho
>Hey New Jersey
>>74885206
Here senpai
Really want the flames to make the play offs
Not a fan of the daylight savings meme
>>74885641
saros
>>74885641
Laine, Mathews, Marner, Nylander, Werenski, Thawcuck to name a few.
>>74885673
>>74885675
But do they play for the Hurricanes though?
that was not fucking hooking
and how was that not embellishment wtf
fucking unnecessary refpuck preds have already got the lead ffs
>10 game point streak
Just give it up Boston, New York, and Tampa.
F U C K T H E I S L E L S
U
C
K
/
S
P
/
Caps
>>74885741
plz slow down
they tried to refpuck the bruins and they just couldn't do it. there was a 26 minute stretch in which the islels had 0 even strength shots on goal tonight. dominated. your islels mvp tonight despite their meaningful loss. 0/5
>>74885641
Tkachuk
HOKKI
>>74885641
brandon carlo
https://vid.me/DEeL
https://soundcloud.com/gabriel-basayne-451110597/tuukkarask
its over sharks
Just randomly googled a kid I played baseball with whom I remembered had hockey as a main sport and was a stud goalie.
Looks like he played in the USNTDP and started for Brown University for four years, then played in the ECHL, AHL, Denmark, and now inthe UK in the EIHL. Not bad.
>>74885871
potentially they could come back
((((they won't))))
>>74885872
Who?
>>74885932
SPOKE TOO SOON
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>74885872
2 players from my university are playing in the third division of German hockey, the two of them just set the team record for points in a season
holy shit the reddithawks game thread is fucking hilarious
is this what getting assraped does to the leddit?
>blose
>Laffs
The annual choke begins again.
Apologize.
GET FUCKED BLUES!
>>74885954
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=116714
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=18635
Look at that fuckin mug.
Played with several future NHLers on the USNTDP. I see Hayes, Shattenkirk, JVR, Cole, Palmieri...
I would kindly ask that all the Vancouver and Edmonton fans to kindly refrain from stealing our memes.
t. Leaf Poster
>mild
>blackcucks
>mild
>snes
>mild
>blose
>mild
>islelders
>mild
>laffs
>mild
>>74885753
>>74886003
why lol
oh fuck, poor logan
/oilcountry/ REPORT IN
>saskatoon
memeist results tonight
pls don't die cooch
Couture just took a puck square on the mouth and then hustled down the tunnel
>>74886052
seth jones is overrated
>>74886068
>seeing his tooth fly out in slow-mo
>>74886064
>>74886068
looked like some of his teeth flew out on the replay
>>74886081
>>74886089
sure that wasn't his gum guard?
>>74886052
sorry i was thinking of a different overrated nig, darnell nurse
>>74886009
I hope storm win tomorrow so they can make the play offs too
>>74886131
apology accepted
>>74886133
how is hockey culture in the UK?
how long has EIHL even been around?
I'd like to express all my gratitude to Jeff Rimer and Jody Shelley for calling out the refs this afternoon.
>watch from about 13:13 (6:47) 1st period for the whole quote.
"...not getting as many power play opportunities. I think the refs have affected them..."
"...them not drawing penalties is interesting."
>BUT
it's league wide. this quasi tenured system the NHLOA employs is allowing them mold games. I'm all for protecting officials for fair compensation, but it's come at price of integrity. ffs i cant wait for the playoffs so we can all see what decent refs look like again.
carry on /hoc/
/bitching
>>74886105
Didn't look that big, but I'd have to watch it again
>>74886161
refs are out of control this year
>>74886172
How new are you?
>>74886172
dont you have a television? also cbc.ca might be streaming it free
>>74886161
didnt read
>>74886147
it's very niche but the following it has is dedicated
also see normies from work go to games every now and again for the gimmick factor
it's definitely growing in popularity
(was formed in 03 but the sport goes back longer with older leagues)
>>74886177
apparently it was his two front (fake) teeth
Just found out about the 0-7
WEEEEEEEEEW LAD HOW EMBARRASSING
leggo boys
Leapfrog dem sharts
>>74886172
It's free on CBCs website tonight.
>https://vid.me/ofnM
Tell me why Aho doesn't deserve the Calder.
>>74886210
1st in pacific sounds pretty good tbqh
remember when the mild were """""""""""""""""good""""""""""""""""""
>>74886210
Legooooo
>>74886188
It's clear they've been told to call the game differently this year. Essentially, make sure to keep the momentum of the game high, even if it means not calling blatant penalties or calling weak ones to give a trailing home team a pp. Not that this kind of refpuck hasn't gone on in the past; they have always done the evening up thing. But this year seems much worse.
>>74886247
no, remind me when that was again?
>>74886226
>Battle of Alberta and battle of Ontario in the first round
muh dick
>brossiant in net
wew boys could be a tight one
>>74886147
It's growing we moved up to the 8th most watched league in Europe
Think it's been around about 6-7 years. It's expanding next season with two new teams coming. So it's definitely looking up.
We have a fewbex NHLers too
Such as rosehill jackman mcgrattan bordaleau
>>74886247
who?
>>74886283
how many rolls of toilet paper does it take you to wipe?
>>74886210
Will take another win, assuming they win this one. Sharks have the tie breaker.
>>74886257
Agreed. They seem like NFL or NBA refs with how they're trying to dictate the flow of the game.
>>74886283
>Getting this upset
JESUS I'm not even a Canes fan, I love all the salt here when they are good. Fuck /myteam/ is out, I hope the Canes win the cup.
Do laffs fans always leave games that early?
>starting Brossiot
Fuck. They better not come out playing like they did last time against the Avs
>>74886302
you know, that team that really REALLY doesn't want home ice in the playoffs
>>74886340
most of them dont know how long the game is to be fair
WE WANT MORE
WE WANT MORE
>>74881192
Rik rak of course
will the avalanche get to 50 points?
reeeeeeeeeee
>>74886393
Beautiful clipart Canadabro
>oilers
Hahhahaha
>he thinks fighting still has a place in the game
>>74886392
They can potentially break the Sabres record for worst season, right?
Does anyone think that Bob won't get the Vezina at this point?
>>74886434
>he fantasizes about a coalburning slut
>>74886434
Who's that semen demon?
>>74886435
this has been said a lot of times, but still: the worst is, they are not even tanking like the sabres did
Wait florida destroyed chicongo. What happened?
>>74886488
the power of memes, my man
>>74882321
8-3
Not bad.
nice crosscheck from behind, even nicer that the refs dont care
NO CALL
O
C
A
L
L
craig smith fuckin scored holy shit
well and truly over lads
first time this season losing 6 back to back
>>74886557
oh sissons stole it from smith
>>74886507
>>74886507
Im actually happy fuck chicago
why
>>74886599
>>74886599
Because fuck you; that's why
I'd say someone needs to end Beauch's career tonight but it's almost over already
>>74886612
>>74886615
w/e >we didn't want 1st place n e way
>>74886599
It's our place in the natural order of things
>>74885991
Spam skeleton images next gamethread to make the reddithawks lose.
>>74886620
another avs goon will replace him anyway, trying to injure players is all that team has now
WEEEEW LADS
SCAAAAAAAAR
Leon > McDavid
YEAH BOI
Shorks chimping out
>>74886709
lets not do this, both compliment each other well
also beuchemin is such a coward pussy
We coming for that first place Sharts.
ffs haley we could have had a pp
(((funny that he floored him in one tho lmao)))
>>74886752
why is haley in the lineup? hes a fucking garbage goon callup
>>74886752
Jarnkrok isn't a fighter, that was rude
>>74886783
>board the enforcer
>skate off like it's nothing
>get laid out in one hit
it was hilarious desu
>2 games in hand and 5 points out
>Next 2 games are against Detoilet at home
ARE WE DOING IT?!
I've already explained in great detail why Michigan and Minnesota are pretty equal in terms of good players (except goalies, where Michigan beats out Minnesota) on top of the fact that Michigan has had a successful team for 84 years with higher attendance numbers in a run down arena in a shitty part of a city that is mostly black
you can claim to be the state of hockey all you want, and everyone can ride their dick and follow the crowd all they want, but if you actually look at the facts, Michigan is the clear winner here. And we dont even call ourselves that.
Minnesota is so balls deep in this idea of being the state of hockey, so what the fuck is their excuse for being so fucking shitty?
I'm tired of this state of hockey meme.
>>74886709
I want to see a sitcom where these two are roommates.
>>74886747
>Sharts think they can contain THIS raw speed, size and skill
Lmfao
>>74886863
yeah
LMAO SHORKS
>>74886930
their their
>lose 7-0 to Florida
>some redditors come on here and call you a dynasty
>"Jake Caggiula"
>-Cassie
some1 post the gif of pooju eating pizza
it's been said before but look shorks are going to shorks at some point so why not shork now when it doesn't matter desu
Would any hockey dynasty have ever been BTFO 7-0 by a team with 5 fans?
>short man scoring shorthanded
reminder that manlets are the future of hockey
King Manlet Viktor Arvidsson scored on the sharts.
>7-2
that's not fair to jones desu
it might be over but there's no reason to leave him alone like that
>>74887035
such a good gif
>>74887063
Thanks Best Team in the League(tm) you really took care of business
>trashville has four games against /yourteam/'s wild card competition
stay strong bls
first time in two decades that sharks have lost all games on the road lads
>>74887132
Doesn't matter, they shit the bed in playoffs anyways
>>74887141
they did but that was the first time they made the finals so it has a silver lining
Lol Heighley wont see playoffs
Someone smash Beauchemin
REEEEEEEEEE
>shorks and mild have choked hard enough that they have to cheer for the >rags to clinch the ploffs
>mfw delusional Bombston and ilels fans think they'll make the playoffs over us
>>74887297
>McMeme dubs
>>74887298
canes will make it m8
shorks shorking?
>>74887327
>Calling out player number dubs
Worst posts. Nice Alzner dubs
>>74887401
Nice Luongo dubs
anybody else watching samurai jack?
oilers pp is so predictable im amazed its doing as good as it is
>>74887436
Absolutely based
Avs having the 18th worst season of any team ever in the nhl
oops
>>74887490
What rank is it when you remove expansion teams' first season?
>>74887490
How are they measuring that? Point percentage?
are haley and the shorks the most mentally fragile team in the world? lmao get that goon outta here
>>74887490
>not even top ten
step it up avs
>>74887510
points at 82 games
>>74887511
Mild desu
>>74887490
50 regulation losses
>even the oilers didnt lose 50 in that drought
>>74887509
I'm curious of this as well.
>tfw getting outplayed by the fucking avalanche
Anyone see this lol
>https://streamable.com/bxnle
>>74887564
You clearly don't understand how good teams play shit teams. You let them wear themselves out in the 2nd period when there is a long change, then you ram your dick down their throat in the 3rd. Oilers are just sitting back and letting the Avs waste their energy.
The Red Wings will be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention within the next five days. How does this make you feel, /hoc/? Please post your ecstasy, bitterness, or indifference with a picture of >your team's current coach.
>>74887613
thank fucking god i never have to hear about "muh streak" again
>>74887613
could care less about the wongs
Dinosaurs will die
>>74887613
don't care desu
>>74887613
Only faggy redditurds like you would care.
>>74887613
Can't wait till we can say this about the Hawks.
>>74887592
I wanted nothing more than for that to go in
>4 players on McDavid
Wew lad
>>74887613
It would have been good like 5 years ago but I don't care now, shit teams regularly miss the playoffs. They aren't special
>>74887613
>puck is played with a highstick
>team sits around not playing it like a bunch of morons
I fucking hate this shit. Just touch the puck and take the whistle
>>74885114
Good lookin out mane
>>74887741
trying to bleed time and get that TV timeout
>kopitar can't get the puck from Zucc
Cocks, what happened today?
goddamn motherfucking faggot hurricanes blow a 2-0 lead and lose 4-2 im never going to the enmax again
>>74887613
Probably create some obsessed image about them being eliminated on that day so losers can post it and feel like winners
>>74888046
iktf
>>74888063
You seem upset
Drake is a good pickup.
>>74887613
First time in my life they won't make it, they were >my western conference team before the move too
God fucking damn Edmonton has a good fucking roster this year boys
>>74885641
Ho-Sang
>>74888176
Ya it's crazy what adding a couple of actual dmen can do for a team. Doesn't hurt to have McDavid either.
>>74888141
>>74887631
Looks more like Charles Manson than Saddam Hussein.
McDavid got fuckin stoned
Is that 4pts in 2gms for Cock-jew-la now?
>>74887631
https://youtu.be/TPKQSQSVVos
>>74888254
>Nope
Just like the kongs in the playoffs
>>74888318
i heard they suck live
>>74888327
Just like when i asked your mom if i needed a condom
>>74888337
Wtf i love canada now
>>74885741
>>74886307
>>74886338
>>74886863
>>74887347
>>74887613
>>74888046
THE TROPICAL STORM IS GAINING STRENGTH
LB LB LB LB LB LB LB
PLAYOFF HOCKEY NOW BOIZ
>>74888378
>tripfags being butthurt babbies
hoc truly never changes huh
GAZE IN WONDEROUS AWE AT THE MIGHTY OILERS, /HOC/.
GAZE AND BE WARY
>>74887063
How would you even get that into the arena, I can't even sneak a flask of whiskey in.
Tied for 1st now, lads.
Is there any doubt the Preds are the best team right now?
>>74888585
Delusion: the post
>>74888595
Is it delusional to know that they're going toe to toe with the best teams in the league right now?
>>74888557
Yeah, security is ridiculously tight for my local arena too, I was made to take off my shoes cause they had metal rings for the laces. Luckily I had another pair, but god damn.
>>74888507
>hoc truly never changes huh
Oh the ironing
>ashes
>>74888481
these are not the hurricanes I was >>74888046 referring to.
#againstmodernhockey
Post your current predictions for player awards
you can only post ITT if >you are first in >your division
>NOT SO FAST SHARK FAGS
>KONGS
>>74889024
>boypussy
>>74889149
At least spell it right
>boi pucci
>>74889128
How can one team be so stinky smelly beaner?
>2 players attacking a player who fell
hmmm rly makes you think
Is the William M. Jennings basically lowest GAA for a starter?
>>74889308
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>74889188
>being this new
>Grabner devolving back into >laffsner
>>74889340
Lowest GA for the team but taken home by any goalie that plays 25 games for that team
>>74889381
>Tripfag btfo
>better call him new
>>74889344
no u
>lets go rangers chant at staples center
L
M
A
O
Got to post the classics tonight
>>74889501
hey those kings fans are desperate for playoff hockey
better get the bandwagoning started early
>>74882056
Oldfag
>tfw it's back to mediocrity and failure
So close to >kongs time
Smelly beaners BTFO
>>74889415
>makes up some faggot spelling
>informed hes wrong
>hurr youre a tripfag durr btfo
You cant make this shit up. Btfo of what? Keep hyping yourself up tho you're doing a great job.
>>74889735
>he doesnt know the original spelling
>calling anyone new
>still butthurt because he's a tripfag
Wew
i can't wait to see oilels lose in the first round
>>74889665
>Its been >canada time for the last quarter century
>going to all this trouble to shit talk fans you previously claimed didn't exist
Canada's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>74889916
STINKY
SMELLY
BEANER
>>74889875
>arguing about the spelling of a word that isn't actually a word
holy fuck /hoc/ has hit an all time low
>>74889916
And you're a kongs fan? No wonder you're such a huge faggot.
>>74889875
Somebody post the ducks boypussy.jpg so this faggot will shut up.
I would but im not at home right now cause i dont sit in my basement all day posting.
>>74889977
>And you're a kongs fan
Wow did you just figure that out? Sure is intelligent in here tonight
>>74890084
>Hur durr im a trip fag so everyone should know who i am.
Kys
>>74890084
How does it feel to support a team that will be relocated by 2025?
>>74890164
This guy is really fucking dumb but here's your (you) anyway
>>74890228
>forgets we went 50 years without winning a cup but still stayed alive
Sorry we're not minnesota or quebec or any of your other shit tier franchises like winnipeg. Come back when you're not completely retarded.
>>74889900
Trip dubs confirm
Other first round exits that will be glorious
>reddithawks
>flims
>jykkets
>hasbs
>>74890450
why do you even tripfag here? no one likes you
Anze the giant more like autism the triggered
>>74890491
Kek
>>74890450
>Everyone who doesnt like me because i am a huge faggot is dumb
How do you even function
>>74890478
>he posts on 4chan to make friends
Hahahahha get a load of this loser.
Isnt it great when they have no response and fall back to the old >hurr tripfag >durr nobody likes you
>>74890643
who are you talking to
>>74890715
He cant help to reply. Years of being alone has left him so desparate for attention. Yet he never considers he is the problem.
>that second Aho goal
wew
>anze taking the bait
I got photoshop open, any team meme requests?
>>74890975
A hurricane destroying Quebec
>>74890975
anything with >shorks
need something to cheer me up.
>>74891063
>>74891088
Alright coming right up
>>74890715
Doesnt matter you softysmurf anons are all the same.
>>74890828
>He cant help but obsess over me
Hey you dont have to respect your elders but at least you respect your betters.
>>74891166
Like clock work.
Delusions of grandeur as well. You really are full on autistic.
>this tripfaggot is the last remaining kongs fan on /sp/
There's literally nothing wrong with being a tripcuck
>>74891254
>tripfag opinion discarded
Daily reminder he has carried your shit league for a decade.
>>74891251
>tfw i was probably here before most of you
1st and last but its all good im not fairweather like most of your other teams fans that disappear when they start losing.
>>74891314
>cant even carry a stick
>>74891314
>the league is carried by a whiny, big-assed cuck
Just shit it down then, scorch-earth motherfucker
>>74891314
I never realized how much crosby looks like zach braff til now.
Can we get a hoc scrubs with crosby and subban?
>>74891251
nah f.am. I just don't trip
>mfw autists whine about Crosgoat being whiney
Bobrovsky with the Hart, Vezina, Conn Smyth and William M. Jennings, maybe Ted Lindsay
Torts with the Jack Adams.
Werenski Calder
Obviously President's (and Stan Lee Cup) for the team at large
Did I miss anything?
>>74891476
>Werenski Calder
Just a public service reminder, >kongs elimination day is tentatively scheduled for March 29th. Relevant games
>March 27
perds@islels
yotes@blose
>march 28
perds@ruins
kongs@oilers
>march 29
blose@yotes
kongs@flim flams
perds and blose need to win both games, flim flams and oilers need to win their game in regulation
>>74891546
>perds and blose need to win both games
Actually >blose need a ROW and a loser point and >perds need any win and a loser point
>>74891546
That week was the most fun I've ever had on /hoc/
>>74891063
>>74891509
Who else? He's one of the most complete rookies and him being on the Jackets, gone from 3rd worst to (possibly) best certainly ought to help him
>>74891546
>>74891620
>Alberta will eliminate the Kongs AGAIN
wew
>>74891716
It's gonna be Matthews man. Unless Laine can pull out the Richard. Never doubt the Toronto bias.
>>74891716
theres 3 other teenagers that are gonna end up with almost 70 points or more
>>74891088
>check schedule
>Wild - Red Wings 12:30
wtf I love buttman now
>>74892041
kek, thanks lad. it's gr8
>>74891620
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
>>74892077
>ducks game doesn't start until 6pm pst
I hate (((Bettman)))
>>74892153
You should say that to his face tbf. I'm sure he would fix it!
>>74891620
>>74891620
Fuck what a great end to the season, KongBTFO day was the best
>>74892142
>>74892342
I just want to post this too.
Playoff /hoc/ is comfy.
>>74892365
Every. Time
>>74892365
This makes me all warm and fuzzy inside
>a quarter of a century
M
Ornin
G
>>74891657
bless (You)
truly /worst province/ and /worst bants/
>>74892153
Most of >our games dont happen till 7 pst. What are you pissed about?