/hoc/

Nice duplicate thread faggot.
This thread will be shut down just like Atlantas teams.

>>74880087
The city is pretty defeated though

>>74878687

Don't worry atlanta we still love you, we even put your A on our jersey

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>>74880087
Nice Crosdubs

Crosby thread

>trashers

back where they belong

(guess where lol)

Thrashers games would be so lit nowadays

Imagine Migos doing a concert between periods or having Future do the goal song

VEGAS
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>>74880577
>Future do the goal song

Why would you want that?

>>74880577
>doing concerts between periods

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>tfw first NHL game was a Thrashers game vs, the Lightning with my dad and Kovi got his second consecutive hat trick

I live in NC but my dad had a business trip and had free rinkside tickets through his company. Good feels.

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>>74880577
>year 2743 A.D.
>The Atlanta Thrashers franchise finally returns to the Nubian Republic of Georgia
>Sidney Crosby XIII slashes Heatley-bot 2.0, destroying his synthetic finger
>IF YOUNG METRO DONT TRUST YOU IM GON SHOOT YOU plays out of the jumbotron
>Young Thug scores his 3rd career hat trick that same game

sounds pretty dope desu

>>74880122
that hurts man

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>Vaughncouver

>>74882259

damn

nigga must b desperate for pussy

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>>74882259
>tfw girls with downs can get prom dates and I still can't even buy a 3/10 gf

>>74882020
I know that feel. My dad used to work for the hotel attached to Phillips. They would give out tickets to guests but no one would take them, so we did. Probably saw half a season. Good stuff.

Any debate the Predators are teh best team now?

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>Sharks

jackeks

>>74887408
>SHORKS
>Reddithawks
LOLOLOL

Thanks for the #1 West seed Panthers

>laffs

>>74882259
did they fug :D

>>74882026
maxjej

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>>74887408
>>74889323

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>tfw gf got chlamydia from a toilet seat and we can't have sex for a week

>>74892947
It's one thing to lie to your gf but what's the point of lying to a bunch of anons on a Cambodian knitting forum?

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>tfw somehow it's not actually your year

Are the flames good yet or can I continue not watching hockey because my city's team is bad?

Leon '6 million more' Draisatl confirmed for Joe Thornton 2.0

Except Drai will win Stan Lee unlike that disrespectful looking hobo

This year has been good

The bandwagon chinks from hongcouver have stopped posting as much

And Edmonton will troll the entire League when they win the cup

Edmonton best city in North America

Edmonton is like NYC if New York had any arts or culture

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>>74893301
>>74893301
>mfw I just moved to Edmonton
great city and people so far tbqh

>>74893306
sharts are lucky the 8 playoffs spots are already locked up in the west since they're gonna lose 13 straight to finish off the season

>>74893320
>Edmonton
>great city
Enjoy that feeling for the 2 months it lasts.

>>74893366
It can't be worse than Winnipeg where I moved from

>>74893393
Well I can't argue with that.

>>74880087
So are the wild going to be amped up and punish Detroit tomorrow or will the wings beat a tired wild team and play themselves out of a decent draft pick?

Asking for a friend

>got free tickets to the kongs game yesterday, so I decided to go even though I don't like the team
>let's go >rags chants at staples center all night
>more >rags fans than kongs fans, felt like a >rags home game
>guy sitting next to me said he was done watching this shitty team and left the game

How much will the kongs attendance drop next year?

>>74893440
The jerseys are fuckin choice. That's all that matters in Los Angeles my man.

a e s t h e t i c s

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>>74893306

https://youtu.be/2soPJneeQHo

AHO!!!
H
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!

>>74893403

Don't be a fag
Edmonton rules

Pro tip everyone here fucking hates if you think you're better because you came from to or van

>>74892947
cuck

I've already explained in great detail why Michigan and Minnesota are pretty equal in terms of good players (except goalies, where Michigan beats out Minnesota) on top of the fact that Michigan has had a successful team for 84 years with higher attendance numbers in a run down arena in a shitty part of a city that is mostly black


you can claim to be the state of hockey all you want, and everyone can ride their dick and follow the crowd all they want, but if you actually look at the facts, Michigan is the clear winner here. And we dont even call ourselves that.

Minnesota is so balls deep in this idea of being the state of hockey, so what the fuck is their excuse for being so fucking shitty?

I'm tired of this state of hockey meme.

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Remember /hoc/, we support women's hockey. /hoc/ is secure enough in its masculinity to handle women in traditionally male-dominated spheres

dont respond to the canadian redditurd

he'll leave on his own if we ignore him

Do you think Joel Ward is dumber than Wayne Simmonds or do you think PK Subban is dumber

Do you know that Sweden word for bitch is subban??

I think Kevin Weekes is dumber

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>>74893936

>>74893905
>faggot.jpg
Why did you decide that was an appropriate name for that image

>>74893996
Because he's wearing a hat, and only faggots and women cover their heads or wear hats

I have an average sized penis lads.

>>74893937
all nhl players are retards. they dont even go to school past age 14.

wild fan reporting in.

my mouth is filled to the brim with semen. parts of my brain are no longer fully functional because of the amount of time i have spent deprived of oxygen due to my nasal cavity being flooded with semen and my mouth and throat being blocked up fully with cocks. poutine, you say, canada? that's cool, but me personally? i like to eat kaka from the toilet. i reach my baby sized hands into the toilet and grab a nice helping of the brown stuff from in there. that's good to me, i like to eat it. i put a straw into the toilet and drink up the peepee water and sometimes just the plain toilet water. despite ceaselessly sucking cock and constantly being rammed in my gaping, brown, hairy asshole with cock i am actually somehow a virgin. i wear a fedora and i have aids too. my dense neckbeard is littered with cheeto crumbs and sticky from the constant flow of semen and mountain dew which pours from my limp bottom lip into it; the bugs that live in my neckbeard eat this and get big and strong, and then they kick my ass and they rape me too, which i like.

>>74893560
>mfw everyone who I worked with who were from Hongcouver were all smug, pompous assholes.

I finally got around to fixing this Buddha picture. You're fucking welcome /hoc/

I missed the crosby memes! How many were there? Were theyre memes of like "crosby's butcher shop" or something like that??
fuk me

barkov desu

What happened to the autist who posted stories about him fucking hockey players

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>shorks
What the fuck is happening, first stars and now this

>>74894372
Meme magic levels these days are higher than ever

*high-pitched voice* EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

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HEY WHO WANTS A COLD ONE?

>>74894789
why isnt it in a bag?

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What was Jarnkuck thinking here?

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>Viktor Arvidsson will have a 30+ goal season
>something that not a single person expected

List of teams that Viktor Arvidsson alone has scored more short handed goals than during this season (5):
>Los Angeles (4)
>Montreal (4)
>Pittsburgh (4)
>Philadelphia (3)
>Tampa Bay (3)
>Edmonton (3)
>Buffalo (2)
>Detroit (2)
>Vancouver (2)
>Colorado (2)
>St. Louis (2)
>Chicago (2)

Wtf i literally just bought Bonaqua?!?!?

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who /brynas/ here?

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>>74894896
For me it's AIK

>>74894896
Färjestad BK

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>>74894912
It's a shame you don't see hockey players smoking a cigar after a championship anymore

>>74894942
True. A single cigar after a championship wouldn't hurt/affect anyone

>>74894951
You're an absolute idiot. Even if you're trolling there's absolutely no benefit from it. You literally went full retard. Fuck you

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LMAO

>>74894956
I'll give this bait 5/10

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>>74894965
That is a big cigar

>>74894956
It's an enjoyment

>>74894970
Mot du

>>74894964
>>74894971
Some people here just don't understand how idolatry and propaganda work. Everything you ever do and say is shilling something, especially around others. Get your shit together and make better use of your time

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Is Canada a goon team now?

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Some people here just don't understand how idolatry and propaganda work. Everything you ever do and say is shilling something, especially around others. Get your shit together and make better use of your time

>>74895008
>now

>>74895009
I know it hurts getting destroyed but it's for your own good. Take your licks and move on

>>74895017
>jealous of skill

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>>74895024
>>74895025

>>74895036
Tell me about McDavid. Why does he wear the mask!

>>74895042
A lot of loyalty, for a hired stick

Elite tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQSyjtjLmA

>>74895055
You'll thank me later

>>74895106
Is this the 16 year old 'next Orr'?

>>74895106
Was that NHL 17 Gameplay? Seems like how people play video game hokkii. No passing

>>74895114
If you say so!

>>74895118
Yep

>>74895127
Believe it or not, it was an actual game!
Why pass when you can do that instead?

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Hey Sharts that was a nice position you guys were holding. Think we'll be taking it now

>>74894959
MERIPÄIVÄT
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>>74895159
>implying

>>74895055
If I pull that thing off will you die?

>>74895195
It would be extremely painful

>>74895207
FOR (You)

>>74895217
You're a big guy!

>>74895159
>>74895189
Out of the Scandinavian country's I would trust Swedes the most in the playoffs, they are proven winners

>going to playoffs with your backup goaltender

is there still time to tank for picks?

>>74895226
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>74895233
Of course... McDavid refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

>>74895229
Good post!

>you will never have a qt curling gf

feels abysmal man

>>74895243
Well great. Now your caught, whats the next part of your plan?

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>>74895249
For me it's Rachel Homan

>>74895243
Who are you cheering for in the playoffs

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>>74895256
Crashing this team... with no survivors

>>74895262
Swedes in general, and few others like Ovechkin

As for teams It's more a case of which teams I don't want to win though. I don't have a particular team I'll be cheering for

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>>74895261
Excellent choice.

For me it's Lene Nielsen

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>>74895316
For me, its Mary Fay

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>>74895316
Kaitlyn Lawes all day

>>74895316
Not a bad choice either I must admit, even though she's a dane

Any laffs fans know if Freddy is okay?

>>74895273
No Brother...one of us has to stay behind in the wreckage

>>74895355
He died

>>74895367
No :(

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>>74895357

>>74895389
Sakic looks like he glanced into the future

>>74895467
Maybe that was what he was doing

>>74895534
Trying to get Avs relocated to Quebec?

>Anze Kopitar is making 14m this year
>has 46 points and 11 goals
holy shit that's a bad contract

>Barkov
>last 100 games
>92 points
What did /hoc mean by this? Why are they always wrong?

>>74895690
>.92 ppg
>in a time when goal scoring is reletivly high

Did we say he wouldnt be a bust?

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>>74895703

>>74895727
What emotion does this face convey?

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>>74892947
kek

>>74892947
Thsts actually impossible. Shes cheating on you bro.

t. Bio student

Literally the first question I ever asked in school

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Who /bigmac/ here?

ready for him to carry the leafs to da cup tbqh

>>74895844
A god damn Canadian icon

>>74895316
>>74895316
Beautiful choice there Canadabro

>>74895761
Can confirm this is true, when I got back from service my ex had chlamydia and claimed she got it from a toilet seat, then my former friend with a guilty conscience confessed he had it and gave it to her when they slept together

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>>74882259

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>Laffs

Babcock really rolled the dice with this team and it's looking bleak for his reputation. Can't help but feel bad for the guy.

>>74893320
Is he actually under contract with Bonaqua?

Go Preds.

>>74895997
Please acknowledge my post --> >>74894884

>>74896016
I'll think about it

>>74896090
Okay :/

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>>74896112
Dont worry Sven I read your post.

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>>74893320
Been to the mall?

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>>74896119
Thank you, I appreciate that very much :)

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Are the >kongs dying this fast that they need to Hawk their gear for overpriced?

>>74896203
LMAO they are desperate

>>74896203
Sad!

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>Kongs

Atleast the Jest has an injury excuse

>>74896203
2,2k dollars for a sweaty jersey?
What a fkn bargain, considering you can buy a new one for 160'ish dollars

Gaboriks sweat is worth more than 2k dollars

Smelly stinky Kong fucks

If you assume everyone in the east wins up till there 75th game Bombston/Isles are tied at 84 while Canes/Trampa sit at 83. Can this race get any closer?

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>>74896333
>Reminder these are likely worn in losses

>>74896369
>that picture

>record scratch
>freeze frame
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

>>74896377
>>74896377

>>74896369
>charging an additional 5.4k because a man sweat in it

>>74896369
Another 3k dollars because it's Doughty's sweat?
He probably drooled on it too, but c'mon; would any >kongs fan unironically buy this?

>>74896519
If they do Kongs players have an endless source of revenue once they retire
>Doughty sells his skid marked underwear to that kongs tripfag

>>74896544
I wonder if this has anything to do with money laundering

Bob leads every statistical catergory for goalies except shutouts, he will win hart and vezina

>>74896519
The home jerseys are near 6,000

>>74896574
Probably, shame he won't play more than six games in the playoffs

>>74895322
She is the cutest

>>74896574
>Bishop beat Holtby in every goalie stat except wins
>Holtby won Vezina

Bob wont win anything.

>>74896593
>he's not going to lead the bluejackets to the Stanley cup
Dudes it's Sergei how fucking dare you

>>74896616
Bob literally leads in wins, GAA at 1.99 sv% at .933 shots saved, Goals allowed and is second in shutouts

>>74896623
dubnyk will win

>>74896623
Wins shouldnt be a factor in goalie stats. Washington was an insane team last season

They give the trophies to whoever makes the most dramatics and headlines.

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>>74896602
Kaitlyn Lawes would make that girl her bitch. Don't fuck with her

Alright friends I asked this question before but da govment is slow as fuck at sending out tax returns.
What can I buy to get a taste of /hoc/ countries? I would prefer if it was prime eligible but not required.
So far I have: Lingonberry jam, all dressed chips, finnish coffee, and a mini finnish flag. Dansk bacon isn't a possibility and I have lefse at least twice a year.

>>74896629
Lol no not how wild have been playing. He's basically out now

>>74896646
Ketchup chips

>>74896629
Hah, unlikely. He might make finalist but the slump ruined any chance he had. Sad because Kuemper's performance just shows it isn't all on him. But Bob and Holtby have a much better chance to win it.

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>>74896676
Post yfw Murray wins Stan Lee, Calder and Vezina

>>74896629
Couldnt be anyone but Bob or Holtby at this point.

>>74880455
cunt

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Question: Trump has been president for over two months and he STILL hasn't built a coliseum for gladiator battles and blood sport. What the fuck is his problem?

>last summer
>take a trip to Sweden to visit some dying relatives
>send an email to >my team asking if there is anyway I could meet one of their big strong D spending the summer there
>surprisingly they say yes
>meet said defencemen for lunch, we have what I would call kebab pizza
>he destroyed me in badminton after
>had a lovely dinner with his family, he even introduced me to his sister
>we still chat but the logistics of bumping nasties with someone across the Atlantic are complicated
9/10 would travel again

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>tfw my hometown team is the Danish equivalent of the caps
>Rocking the regular season, choking in the playoffs

We're down 3-0 atm.. against an opponent we haven't lost to all regular season
fml

>>74896926
He hasn't gotten anything done. Was blood sport even a thing in Grease? I mean the Spartans were batshit crazy but I always assumed bloodsport was a Roman thing.

>>74880087
>hossa in trashers

best years desu

>>74896957
in the game or the series?

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>"toronto and buffalos rebuild is ahead of edmontons"
has there ever been a more wrong statement in the history of mankind?

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>>74896957
>mfw my hometown shares a border with 2 towns that have players in the NHL
>my hometown has never had one
>NHL got embarassed by the cantpucks
>NCAA team blew a 2-0 as a #1 seed and lost, ending their season
Life is suffering my Dansk friend

So how badly are the >mild going to lose today?

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>>74897250
Considering it's been eight fucking years of attempting to rebuild yes they are

The two seasons after 2006 they were a bubble team trying to squeak in, hardly a success.

>>74897250
Yes. If Talbot wasn't playing so well they wouldn't be in the playoffs. Get a real D-core. Get a job too.

>>74897291
Not badly at all. They might even win. Detroit really can't play against bad teams.

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>>74897291
5-3 after being down 3-0

Is it worth it to make a gamethread?
Usually not that much traffic in these early games

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>>74897276
>mfw my hometown has had 2 first overall picks
>We've had the cup parade twice in 7 years
>half hour away is the Rat Kings hometown

Lifes good mang

>>74893560
Calgary here. It's much better

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>>74897312
ssssiiiipppp
>being a wageslave

>>74897191
The series, best of 7

>>74897276
My condolences dear Amerifriend

>>74897385
>hes going to get a career ending injury in the last year of his ELC so he cant retire and has no reputable skills and probably mildly retarded

>>74897350
How is life possibly good when you live in Nova Scotia? You are the ass of Canada and constantly under threat of severe weather.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1040SnB41s

>>74897408
>standard canadian
holy lel

>>74897408
Martimes actually have the most controlled weather in Canada.
Hongcouver is right on a current so its constant rain or snow
West is all mountain range.
Ontario and Quebec have no water to regulate the weather so its either extremely cold or extremely warm

Then theres comfy martimes where major storms are 10cm

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>"star sunday"
>tracking Koivu
Are they going to track how many quality scoring chances he whiffs on too?

>missing the net on a 3 on 1

>mild-wongs game
>commentators talking about shitkongo

goddamnit

>>74897454
>3-1
>fucking d man shoots it
goddamn when is this team gonna run breakaway practice

>>74897441
You'd fit in better at reddit

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>>74897472
It was Zucker you mong. The broadcast even called him out

>>74897250
Toronto has 3 young superstars and a promising young goalie

Edmonton has one superstar, a few decent roleplayers and a goalie that will regress in the next season.

Buffalel has the best d prospect and a good veteran center mentoring a young center. Though I'd still say they are in the worst overall position.

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>>74897441
>Ontario and Quebec have no water

>>74897504
oh lol i just saw the 6 and thought scandy.
>trusting the jew
vegas better take him

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>>74896318
I desparetly want this to be the final standing....if not then let it be
San jose
Anaheim
Calgary
Edmonton

>>74897584
>not wanting the battle of Alberta
>inb4 chubbs updates us on Staal

>>74897641
how many more points to 60?

>>74897502
>t. booty blasted Ontarian

>>74897666
3

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>>74897466
>Any national game
>Gotta hear from Pierre who played with x Chicago or Pittsburgh player in junior
>10+ years of "he had a real good centre back in junior!" any time Burakovsky touches the puck

>>74897641
I'd much rather play calgary in Anaheim than watch some meme series about canaduh.

>>74897513
>he doesnt understand what regulates temperature

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>Roy was right
>the Avs would actually be a better team if they listened to Roy on player moves and kept him as a coach
>/hoc/ said getting rid of Roy was the answer
>/hoc/ was wrong about everything as usual
>Sakic is a bad Gm and should be fired immediately.
APOLOGIZE!

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>>74897687
2 with that goal

>>74897708
Roy left on his own

>>74897704
I have lived in PEI, Alberta, and Ontario mate, and let me tell you the maritimes easily have the most fucked up weather, and the mountains have the most fluctuation in temperature.

>>74897684
Your post was garbage and you should leave. Thanks for nothing, asshole

>>74897708
>>74897726
Roy is a futureman who didnt want his name attached to the worst team of the decade

>>74897703
>its all about me
Did you not see the brawl between the cantpucks and flams 2 years ago? Even if the flams havent won at Honda Center in over a decade the BoA would be awesome to watch. I guess it would interfere with your timeslot but everywhere else it would be awesome.

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A regulation or overtime win against L.A on Tuesday clinches a playoff spot

>>74897735
I currently live in Ontario for work.

Ontarios storms are atleast twice as much snow as the Maritimes and the temperature drops wayy further

>>74897771
>new logo with old colours
you goof

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>>74897779

time for charlie mcavoy to sign. the chubby teen supreme

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>>74897771

look a t hat fucking monkey haha

>>74897808
>cherrypicks a single year

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reddit shills think they can steal our verbage and they'll fit right in. Well they're 100% wrong. It takes intensity, integrity and intelligence to post here. Those faggots don't fit in here and they never will.

Oh, it's true. It's DAMN true

>>74897708
Who said that?
Roy leaving was strange but he must have seen how bad the team is without Varly playing out of his mind. The D injuries didnt help.
Sakic is fuckin retarded and I agree he should not be a GM
>announce to the whole world your centers are up for trade
>only trade Iginla for scraps
>the mild trade a 1st 2nd and conditional 2nd for 2 4th line shitters
wew good job sacko

the coyotes are signing clayton keller, one-dimensional offenseman. the bruins will be signing their refined and cultured draft selection, jakub forsbacka-karlsson, the future patrice bergeron. a smart, handsome, multi-dimensional pure center. coyotes btfo again when will they relocate jajajaja

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>>74897845
Epic

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>>74897770
Its all about next round. Though i guess it it must be that way we would have BoA and a battle of California as well....plus >our playoff history against the shorks is good.

>don't doubt the dub

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It begins

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CAN'T SCREEN THE GREEN

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When does Goon 3 starting filming?

>2 points for a regulation win
>1 point for an OT/shoot win
>no points for any type of loss

Any have a problem with this?

>>74898066
who cares they're gay movies

>>74898127
Yes
It should be the 3 point system.

>>74898127
it's perfect

>>74898127
2 points for win
1 point for tie
0 points for loss

OT/Shootout is gay

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>>74898136
Are you using gay derogatorily? Because the first movie had a love story between a heterosexual couple.

>>74898144
>getting point for losing
Gg faggot
>>74898152
Ties are for soccer faggots

>>74898127
Just do away with the shootout, tie after OT. Make the OT longer if you have to, I doubt most matches will last 10 minutes at 3v3. Fucking shootouts aren't even a team sport mechanic, it's a skills contest.

the home team, in the regular season, should be given the choice of shootout or overtime

>>74898195
3 on 3 isnt much of a team dynamic either. Its extremely easy to do it yourself in 3 on 3

>>74898195
OT is just continuos 3v3 no mre shoot out. Paired with >>74898127 point system hockey is now even perfecter

>>74898181
>implying your system would EVER be approved by the people that actually matter
The 3 point system is the only thing owners would accept. Parity is the biggest thing the NHL has going for it. Why would people who have money invested want to ruin that?

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4-on-4 for 60 minutes, 10 minute 3-on-3 OT followed by a shootout. Records go strictly by wins and losses. No faggy-ass "points"

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>>74898231
Get good faggot
>>74898249
False parity isnt parity

>>74898280
Youre an idiot

>>74898231
Yeah maybe you risk turning it over and not being able to get to the bench and possession in 3v3 is much more important. I didn't think I'd like it but 3v3 sudden death is bretty exciting.

>>74898291
No you

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While we're at it, all goalies must play stand-up. no gay-ass butterfly or they're ejected and suspended

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>mfw we will finally get the password to post in playoff /hoc/

Enjoy lurking this year Hongcouver!!!!!

>>74898280
To owners it is. How much coverage is there over the East wildcard race. Fuck even /hoc/ discussed it. Even if the teams get blown out in the playoffs it still builds hype. That is all the owners of garbage teams want.

leafs-oilers scf

>>74898348
Imagine the shitposting

>>74898313
That may just be the dumbest suggestion in all of /hoc/
>>74898333
Itd still be nice and fighting for wins this way that wouldnt be gone. But we'd get better 1st round series because the good teams will actually be in instead of the teams that happened to lose more in OT.

>>74898348
I'd rather kill myself

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>>74898380
Just kill yourself

>>74898380
Was it dumb, or was it brilliant?

>>74898301
Also, if you showboat and hog the puck for muh dangles and you miss/don't score on the shot you risk a breakaway going the other way. 3v3 means you have to actually set up good plays, no more crowding the goaltender and tip shit, at least not as much.

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>>74898348
>Laffs
>Playoffs

>Oilers
>SCF

Good meme

>>74898348
Literally and unironically the worst possible matchup.

Columbus-St. Louis or Washington-Calgary would be good.

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While we're at it, ban all helmets. Helmets are for women

>>74898413
Look at the standings now. Most of the playoff teams are only seperated by 1-3 wins. You wouldnt lose your precious race and anaheim would be a wild card right now. Also st louis would be over nashville and boston over toronto.

Who the fuck is Saku?

-Adam in Alabama

>>74898446
>Anything but a Caps-Sharks chokeoff of a lifetime

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Is it >someones year?

>>74898475
And yes, that includes goalies

matthews-mcdavid is a much better storyline than crosby-ovechkin ever could be. they can actually meet in the scf and america vs. canada is way more interesting than soviet meme goal winger vs. canada.

oilers-leafs is the best scf we can hope for now and in the future

>>74898542
Canada come rake your leaf, he's out of control

>>74898522
the sharks are an incredibly boring meme team but i would like to see jumbo get a cup. i wish they traded him to a team that isn't so deeply reddit.

>>74898522
But then one of them would win, anon. You gotta think these things through.

The sharts might be the most boring team outside of the kongs because they're incredibly slow, the slowest team in the league easily. Their entire strategy as reflected in their stats is point shots from Burns.

>>74898538
Maybe predators, the rest are no

>>74898570
I forgot to add: Only wooden sticks are allowed

>>74898576
And when its a choker against a team not known for choking we already know the outcome and thats no fun. Like last year

Redpill me on the Caps senpai

>>74898622
I like the idea of the team known for choking have the opportunity to cleanse their name and pass on the burden of choking to another team. Can you imagine if Chicago had a 3-0 lead in the finals to Washington and then got shutout the next four games? I can't, but it would be fun to watch.

Anaheim should be included in the chokebowl, how many years in a row have they lost in game 7?

>>74894232

Man
Story of my life

They pompous as fuck . Think they are the chosen people because they are from BC

Worst people in Canada

even Newfies aren't as bad

It doesn't really matter, but how was that not a hold or trip against the Mild?

>NBC "refs are on crack" edition

>>74898657
Great in reg season, shits the bed in the playoffs which is why the best goal scorer of this era is cupless.

Make refs great again!

>>74898709
Refs should have their names on the back of their uniforms so we can heckle them more easily

>>74898731
Canada truly does make the best posts.

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>>74898692
The replay made it seem not as egregious but that trade for white and gretel was the worst thing to happen to the mild.

>have the best season in team history
>trade your future for some 4th line grinders
>say you are going "all in"
>team goes on a terrible losing streak

>>74898657
Well rounded team. Deep D but no real #1 guy. 3 good scoring lines but Williams and Mojo bring Kuznetsov down on #2. Holtby is one of the best, best playoff stats of any current goalie but his opponents combined have the second best stats against the Caps. Trotz doesnt make adjustments until its too late in the playoffs. No Caps fan has any hope remaining but we like to tell ourselves that nobody could stop them if they actually made it beyond round 2 but theres nothing to back that up. Playoff format is garbage.

i got a refund of $0.13 on my tax return lads

>"Coach, your team is known for being fast, how did you lose that?"
>"Well, it started very slowly, it, uh, uh, it, y'know..."
Pottery.

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>>74898731
Best post I've seen in the last 3 days. Possibly more, but I don't remember that.

>>74898767
first of all, just off top, i want to smell that girls feet and make her moan by putting it into her butt unannounced.

second of all, the wild will turn it on come playoff time. historically, many good regular season teams that go on to playoff success tend to slump in march

>>74898731
I approve this post

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>>74898788
nice rapist dubs

Does Pierre ever ask a good question? His interview with bill last year was ridiculous.

>>74898844
>bill's bad breath

>>74898731
Also make their flight plans publicly available so I can break their kneecaps at the airport if any of them wrong me

>>74894970
For u

>>74898844
Thanks, nice Bertuzzi dubs. No, Pierre never asks a good question, he works for NBC.

>>74898731
would be amazing

>>74894970
>holding the lighter directly beneath the cigar
oh shit nigger

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>>74898865
Worst post I have seen in the last 3 days. As a leaf I cannot assume you witnessed the NFL ref lockout. It was shit. NHL refs should be heckled but they are in the top league for a reason.

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Where has billposting gone?

>>74898929
>NFL any more shit than it already is
is this even possible

>>74898942
Back to where it belongs

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>>74898942
>physicality

I like Doc's stories
>um, a goal apparently

>>74898949
Last year should be proof that it can be.

OWN GOAL
OWN GOAL

bill posting began here.