Gentlemen
10:15 Wawrinka (1) - Zeballos
10:15 Ferrer (27) - Schwartzman
10:15 Seppi - Muller (24)
11:30 King - Goffin (8)
11:30 Berdych (10) - Rublev
11:30 Querrey (22) - Robredo
11:30 Lorenzi (32) - Mannarino
13:00 Jaziri - Lopez (31)
13:00 Isner (18) - Bellucci
13:30 Federer (4) - Tiafoe
14:30 Kukushkin - Bautista-Agut (14)
14:30 Kuznetsov - Karlovic (17)
14:30 Coric - Thiem (6)
14:30 Lu - Zverev (16)
16:00 Kyrgios (12) - Dzumhur
19:00 Haase - Del Potro
Dames
10:10 Tomljanovic - Safarova
10:10 Pavlyuchenkova (17) - Mattek
12:00 Muguruza Blanco (6) - Zhang (30)
13:00 Strycova (15) - Cepelova
13:00 Radwanska (5) - Lucic (26)
15:30 Flipkens - Cibulkova (4)
16:00 Putintseva (27) - Pliskova (2)
21:30 Cirstea - Wozniacki (12)
First for KyrGOAT
Welcome to Crandon Park
>tfw watching tennis sober
I know probably nobody remembers and even less are interested but some time ago I said that I found Konjuh's pornstar Doppelgänger. At that time I forgot the name and couldn't recall it until recently.
So, here it is. She shoots pornography under the stage name Leah Gotti. Ebjoy or ignore!
Based mugu coming up next
>>74875691
Look nothing alike
>>74875691
not that similar looking
>Wimbledon fina
>Stan vs kyrgios
>5th set
>Kyrgios up a break
>change over
>Stan: nick sorry to tell you bro but kokkanikis banged your girlfriend
>kyrgios shakes off the banter and servebots his way to the win and then invites kokki to bang vekic on center court in front of stan
who /mugu/ here?
>Ferrer dead
>Simon dead
>Murray dead
>Djokovic dead
Is it finally the end of boring pushers?
Based Stan
>>74875743
>Stan
>Wimbledon final
Stopped reading right there.
>>74875697
>>74875711
yeah, I probably pcked the two worst photos. You can google it, they look really very alike especially eyes, nose and mouth
>>74875684
What do you drink hans?
>>74875652
good post
>>74875793
Leah Gotti >>>>>> Konjuh
they look nothing alike 2bh
>>74875691
They don't look alike and the pornstar has retired
rip Ferrer
you had a good run
>>74875815
this
I'm from the freak city in Germany that prefers cider over beer
F E R R E R
E
R
R
E
R
>>74875836
I'm pretty sure that what I drank doesn't even come close to what you have there, but it tasted too mild for me.
>>74875842
roflol @ (You)
>>74875876
It's just fermented apple juice. About the same vol% than beer.
>>74875827
a big problem is that she did IR which Konjuh would never consider
>>74875832
>do BLACKED once
>retire
gee, I wonder why this is...
>>74875902
She looked like one of those girls that actually enjoyed doing IR too.
>>74875923
None of the pornstars enjoys it. maybe the sluts like Kagney Lynn Karter or Sophie Dee who were engaged with a black dude, but that's it. Most of the girls do it for the higher paycheck and think "it won't be that bad".
>>74875957
>unironically caring about/looking into the lives of pornstars
Kys
>>74875957
She dated some black pornstar. I heard she got an restraining order against him later, kek.
>>74875964
But Mia Khalifa is a sports "journalist" now
>>74875957
>I literally suck dick for money but it's somehow worse if it's a black guy
not even porn stars are dumb enough to actually think like this
>>74875836
Meine schwarze freund
Can't wait for Wimbledon
>GOAT grass tennis
>smoking da finest
>drinking cider in the sun
>EBAM brings tennis home for the 3rd time
The comeback is ON.
netpost: The two very hard metal posts that hold up the
net. (You’ll find out exactly how hard they are if you ever run
into one.) If your shot hits one of the netposts during play and
bounces in your opponent’s court, the shot is good.
passing shot: A forehand or backhand you hit past an
opponent when she stands at the net.
groundstrokes: Your basic forehand and backhand
strokes.
grip: The way you hold your racquet. You can choose from
three standard grips in tennis: the eastern, continental, and
western grips.
>>74875743
>kyrshit
>wimby final
Stopped reading right there, epic memester
>>74875972
more like
>not even pornstars are stupid enough to ignoing the stats about the way higher numbers of STDs in blacks
Besides, it's not only that they have higher rates of STDs. The porn is also shot in a fashion that also is more likely an infection.
Also, the people in this type of porn is the utter scum of mankind. Just like the stories you heard of James Dean and now much much worse and lot more people involved.
Seriously, I can understand it. It's not racist to refuse to shoot with blacks.
Why is Berdych even playing anymore. He's bound to exit after the QF or SF max.
>>74876062
You have to go back to kc
>>74876062
Ok m8 I'll bow to your superior knowledge of black dick
swear down German autists need to be banned from /10is/ desu this is getting ridiculous
>>74876099
>German autists
nice oxymoron
>>74876110
Not an oxymoron but a redundant phrase
>>74876117
ye, my bad i meant the opposite
I just state the fact but if you refuse to accept the truth you can keep on living in you bubble of projections.
>>74876085
I don't even know where this is.
>>74876110
THIS!
>>74876129
Pleonasm
>>74876062
this posts screams insecurity
did ur mum get knocked by Jamal, Hans?
>>74876099
everyone but the German threadposter
>>74875625
You're killing me with that pic, OP. Fucking bastard
reminder to put the wikipedia bracket link in the next OP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Miami_Open_%E2%80%93_Men%27s_Singles
>>74876154
The German spergop is the worst desu
The autism experienced yesterday all because dfw was the image on the new /tennis/, mind you, started earlier than his, was just pathetic
>>74876085
It's dead
>>74876099
Still better than phoneposting American posters
>>74876171
>stilly salty your shit thread died
>>74876177
Disagree. The michaels are alright. You'll find it a joy in time
>>74876171
Everyone agreed that you made the worst OP in /tennis/ history.
>blacked consumers mad at the German for pointing out the truth
>>74876186
Wasn't me mate.
But, multi threading fucking tennis just because you don't like the op is just sad senpai
I think Seppi has a mental problem with Tie Breaks
>>74875964
>>74875972
posts of truth
>>74876211
See>>74876226
And I think you started another one too, like 20 minutes later, which is even more sad
Fucks wrong with you wastes?
>>74876226
I actually agree, multithreadding is /cric/-tier and we already hve to deal with it 1 slam a year.
That Thread OP was pure shit though.
>I rate Enfield Tennis Academy
>>74876154
>applying statistics to reality is insecurity
yeah, sure faggot.
>did ur mum get knocked by Jamal, Hans?
no, this would presuppose that Jamal gets to fuck white women which isn't the case. It's been a pleasure to clear this up for you, Abdul al-Quq.
MUGURUZA MATCH COMING UP LADS
>>74875691
Leah Gotti's retired already? That's a huge shame, her tits were immaculate
>>74875625
I'd love her to sit on my face after the match - there'd be more interesting smells there than when you walk through an airport duty-free.
Rubulev looks like Zverev with straight hair
Reminder that this man is currently the best Tennis player in the world at 35
When the brazilian network "SporTV", which owns the exclusive right to air all male tennis championships on national territory, decides to air the Brazilian League of Legends Championship instead of Miami tennis
When the network says it will create a channel called "SporTV 4" to air the Miami games but they actually don't
>mfw when they don't care about airing something they have the exclusive right to air just because fucking LoL attracts more viewers
>mfw when i can't see GOATerer playing because some fucking nerds wanna watch a fake sport that can be watched on Twitch anyway
FUCK THIS BEANER COUNTRY THAT DOESNT HAVE TASTE
>>74876320
I'm watching it on Sportv right now.
>>74876320
Same shit here. I have to watch via pay tv. At least we are going to vote to abolish the national television soon.
>>74876311
sup reddit
>>74876350
Go to bed Del potro
>>74876320
A few years ago, german TV almost exclussively showed WTA. Then, they "invested" more money and now I can almost only watch ATP shit.
>>74876341
What is your provider? Mine is NET
They said "SporTV 4 will be on Premiere 8 channel" but NET doesn't have Premiere 8, it goes up to 7 only.
There are people on Twitter complaining, as seen here:
https://twitter.com/SporTV/status/845647713760788480
>>74876396
Sky.
>>74876320
They only play the slams here and the last final days of IW
>>74876344
I can't believe that even a place as advanced as Switzerland would go through this. It is unnaceptable.
Don't get me wrong here, when i say "network" it's because it's a bunch of sport channels, but it's not free tv, it's cable. I'm paying and i still can't watch.
>>74876368
I wouldn't mind ATP all day
>>74876368
they are smelling the Zverev customer moonies
>paying for cable to watch tennis
>paying for cable to watch tennis when you can stream it for free
>>74876455
yeah, the people in charge are eternal goofballs. First they switched to WTA because they thought the chance of a new german top player was higher in women's tennis. Then they switched back to ATP short before Kerbe started to BTFO everyone.
>>74876499
I like my tennis to not look like bigbang background radiation
>King
more like queen pmsl
>>74876528
No decent channel cares about WTA.
Tennis isn't popular to begin with and women tennis is much less viewable than ATP.
Bring on TMF already
soon
Who is player in OP image?
>>74876716
jesus she's so fucking ugly
>>74876750
judging by the hairy muff, I'd say MaSha
>>74876760
No she never had hair style like that. Never bangs
Here is me lunch
>Medical timeout MUGU
Oh no
>>74876787
Just got back from me haircut, how bad is she today?
>>74875691
I spun the wheel of fortune, and this is what i got.
>>74876785
>importing Käsespätzle
It's just the German version of Mac&Cheese, don't fall for the "authentic german" jew.
>>74876825
Delet this
>>74876813
>implying I was talking about the hair on her head
>>74876813
As good as yesterday
>>74876829
Meinten Sie "Ă„lplermagronen"?
>>74876829
It's literally tastes better and is about the same price because of based aldi
>>74876825
lel, has somebody does this whit other players?
>>74876842
I knew what hair you were talking about but my point still stands
>>74876854
>Berdshit wins
Goffin is NOT goofin' around!
"Take the shell"
kek
>>74876950
Lloyds is highly undervalued and offers good growth upside plus a probable dividend increase
>yfw tiafoe wins and becomes the donskoy of this tournament
>this slag who can't get a first serve in won the French open last year
How?
>>74876968
>>74877007
I really hoped she could deliver her first serve today.
>>74876949
Goddamn.
CMON TIAFOE ITS TIME FOR THE BBC TO DESTROY TENNIS
anyone here has the huawei p9?
leica camera alone seems like it'd be worth the ~$400
>>74875625
TIGHT
>>74877147
>buying any smartphones that aren't iphones
>Tiafoe was 5 when Federer won his first slam.
>>74877147
>chink phones
It's a breakpoint for Muguruza's opponent episode
>>74877171
>no person born in the 90s ever won a slam
>>74877199
>who is Kvitova and muguruza
>>74877199
or a masters 1000 title.
>>74877241
women
>>74877166
>>74877173
but iphones are made in china
>>74877241
It didn't cross my mind to think about the wta.
>>74877173
>not ordering chink phones directly from china
It's like you hate money
>>74877252
>but iphones are made in china
boys...
>>74877258
It's a natural error since WTA GS are basically a lottery.
>>74877147
which player has the biggest knockers? Petra?
>>74877296
pre-slaughter halep
>>74877285
No discernable talent, I'm glad he offed himself.
>>74877315
>"If you're doing it [masturbation] 20 times a day; if your primary sexual relationship is with your hand, something is wrong... You're running a movie in your head. You're having a fantasy relationship with somebody who is not real... strictly to stimulate a neurological response. So as the Internet grows in the next 10, 15 years, and virtual reality pornography becomes a reality, we're gonna have to develop some real machinery inside our guts... to turn off pure, unalloyed pleasure.... It's gonna get easier and easier and more and more convenient and more and more pleasurable to sit alone with images on a screen. Given to us by people who do not love us but want our money. And that's fine in low doses, but if it's the basic main staple of your diet, you're gonna die"
finna make guacamole tonight lads
>>74877341
literally a hack
mugu in control
>>74877356
post pics please
>>74877304
they were too big. they're perfect size for her now.
>another Goderer vs Stanimal final
>>74877304
>pre-slaughter halep
yeah, obviously. But who took the scepter over from her?
>>74877376
serena
>>74877376
not gonna happen lad
>>74877356
>not baguette/10
>>74877376
>>74877315
>No discernable talent
what are u doing on /tennis/ Harold
>>74877376
Semifinal at most.
It's gonna be another Fed-Milos shitfest.
Tfw I'm to intelligent too understand the point of overly complex postmodern novels that could be edited down extensively and made into a much more coherent work
I want to lay with Aga so badly
>you'll never check pironkovas bag
>>74877425
Tennis is the most /lit/ sport.
>>74877482
Authors fap too much aout the classics
>>74877376
>it's another Federeddit vs Stan the Mong final
>>74877553
what would you rather see
>>74877553
>Del Pedro
>>74877572
Kyrgios vs anyone
>>74877540
The classics are usually very concise.
>>74877572
Thiem vs Donald young
Federer when?
>>74877572
goffin vs dolgopolov
>>74877617
only if your idea of "classic" is limited to french realism
classic lit rambles and raves as much as any postmodern novel, only there are no sentient lightbulbs, wheelchair terrorists, vampiric don juan alter egos, etc
Mugu through :3
>>74877744
>sentient lightbulbs, wheelchair terrorists, vampiric don juan alter egos, etc
Literally all of that is retarded.
Predict the tournament that Murri will lose his no.1 rank.
>Spectators booing the umpire for checking out the rain
kek
>getting no doubted yet again by an aging vet playing out of her mind
>muh rain
pls stop the pain
>>74877852
wimbledon
>>74877916
this
>>74877852
Olympics
>>74877804
maybe. but in any case not significantly more retarded than the landowner's daughter catalog of the horses in the estate, or an index of whale-derived manufacturing products, or the pathetic love story of a peasant within the story of a prisoner of the Inquisition within the story of a greedy old man's nephew
"concise" is not a measure of a novel's quality
>>74877852
Port Washington
>>74877954
shit meme
>>74877954
go 2 bed david
>>74877852
How many tournements do Fed need to take no,1?
Winning Miami, Wimbly and US should be enough rigth?
>>74877852
Charleston
>>74877975
Obviously.
Based mugurutha
Fedora literally when
>>74878006
delayed by rain
THE MENTAL GIANT turns the tables again
>>74878022
>floRAINda
>>74878036
At least it's not RG 2016-tier
>>74878058
Fuck that tournament caused some major rustling
>>74876949
Delicious titties. I can confidently predict that with that face and titties she will become a helluva milf.
J sizzle top 10 soon
>>74878058
Probably the worst GS ever.
Looking at there current form. who will fall out the top 10 first
>Nadal
>Djoke
>Murray
>>74878106
Maybe but it also ended Nole's reign of terror.
>>74878118
>there
Nadal but it'll be due to age in a few years. Murri and Novak goatovic will be there for 5+ years more
>>74878118
nadal and novak
>>74878118
Federer
>>74878118
Nadal by a longshot.
>>74878118
>implying there are anyone who could take their places
>>74878128
No that was wimbly nimbly
Also Roland garros is unironically the most comfy slam
>>74878118
Nadal, obviously. Federer keeps going up, Murray is 1 so very hard to go below 10, especially since he isn't playing badly, Djoke's game is stable too so he won't go below 10.
Nadal really is the only 1 of the big 4 that are getting worse and worse and worse. I think he will be below 15 in 2 years from now if his trend continues.
>>74878137
>Nadal but it'll be due to age
Novak is 29 about to turn 30 and Andy is the same
Federer is a freak, Djoke and Murray will both be outside the top 20 inside 2 years
>>74878150
>places
Stopped reading there. Kyrgios and Zverev will be top 10 by end of year and have much years ahead of them
>Within the next 3-4 years the big four will end
Tennis is going to be so shit
>>74878058
nothing will ever come close to that disaster
still my favourite slam 2bh
RIP polish variety lady
>>74878182
They'll just take the Tsonga/Raonic/Nishikori/Cilic spots.
Put 10k on tiafoe. How smart am I?
>>74878182
Kyrgios isnt good enough to eat Federers shit
Time for GOAT
>>74878223
>implying KYRGOAT ISN'T LOOKING FOR BLOOD
>>74878235
Proofs?
Federer aged 45 vs Serena in her prime, how many points does Serena win?
>>74878244
>No socks
What did he mean by this?
>>74878253
None
>>74878253
a set
>>74878244
i hate these smug faggot so much.
>>74878280
Why u mad though
Any of the fed kids into tennis?
Can't let these genes go to waste.
>those sunglasses mirka is wearing
>>74878314
>these genes
>>74878204
when qt lucie is giving you the succ anything is possible
>>74878314
He said his sons like the sport.
His daughters don't really care.
>there's a fucking pulsing heartbeat sound in the build up to the hawkeye result of a challenged call
Miami most tacky tournament confirmed.
>>74878344
Don't they all got that?
>>74878344
I really like how they kept everything in green. This tournament pleases the eyes.
literally my first Tiafoe match. he has an interesting head
>Zverev & Federer at the same time
>>74878387
>liking the brat
>>74878387
>Zverev
who is that
>>74878387
A nobrainer choice for me.
>>74878387
>zverev
hes shit
>>74878397
The next meme player to do nothing and never win a slam
>>74878378
>purple court
>pleases my eye
Stan pls
>>74878387
That's the shitty zverev though, just watch Fed.
Who hits the heaviest ball?
>>74878404
I know. but everyone else of his generation is even more shit.
BLACKED
>>74878425
del "my wrist hurts" petro
>>74878425
The heaviest person
Is Coric-Thiem the most interesting match of the day? Do you guys think it could be close or Thiem will just sweep the floor with him in 2 sets?
>>74878425
what does "heaviest" mean?
could be Stan
or del Poopoo's forehand
or Verdasco's forehand
>>74878447
I thought Thiem was going to be 2ndGOAT now I don't quite trust him anymore
>>74878447
coric rages like a bitch. so thiem
>servebotting: the match
>Poo2Lu
>>74878456
usually means topspin
and it's Verdasco for sure
Del Potro hits it almost completely flat most of the time, Wawrinka uses topspin but only moderately
Just make them play a tiebreak.
>>74878463
But thiem literally is going to be the goat
>>74878447
Yes and thiem in 3
These line judges are absolute shit
Fed is so fucking shit today.
>It's an atp servebabby episode
>American
>does not have a shit backhand
what did he mean by this
>>74878540
I've been saying that tiafoe has the most upside of all the next gen Americans. He's gonna be a good one.
Based Brazilian fans
>>74878595
That's what people said about Sock & Young.
>>74878620
yeah but tiafoe has wilson
>>74878536
>holding serve is bad
>>74878620
>mph
TIME 4 TIAOFE TO BREAK
>>74878666
3 second points are not fun to watch
Just got the call, tiafoe confirmed breaking feds serve here
>inb4 Fedelel crashes out then wins the next event he plays
Is it French Open already?
>>74878759
you mean Wimblewobble?
>>74878769
Yes
>all these short rallies
just skip to the TB
Fucking boring, when will the old guy retire?
When will Djokobot return to former glory?
>>74878870
Rebredo already lost
>>74878813
can you comment here >>>/his/2562732
carina
>>74878904
Me behind Noles right shoulder
>>74878931
done :)
>>74878976
Thanks hun :)
>>74878939
whos that?
>>74876451
nazabox masterrace reporting
>no tweener
Pathetic
>Tiano
Looks like francis tia is no foe for federer in a tiebreaker
Federer 7-6 Tiafoe
>struggling this much to win a set against some literal who
Is Federror finished?
>Sky showing Zverev raping that literal Lu over Federer
anyone else notice how much alike Mirka and Fed's mom look
>>74879125
Tiafoe is exhausted doing all that running. 6-2 2nd set cuming
Puig is losing
>>74879154
Take off your proxy and give me your tears Gypsy
>>74879154
Hey now, Tiafoe has won more games against Federer than Nadal did in IW.
>>74879103
>>74879154
>it's the frenchcuck again
fuck off
>>74879198
delet this
>>74879198
JUST
WE ABOUT TO BREAK IN THIS BITCH
>>74879225
Is this shopped?
TiaGOAT
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>>74878540
This must be one of his good days because his bh is shit most of the time.
>>74879219
Why do you hate me so much Abdul?
>>74879269
I'm not saying it's Nishikori tier but it's non-American tier
>>74879244
I suspect it is but it might as well be genuine.
>>74879325
a master in tautologies
>TiaSHIT
>le break back man
holy shit what is Zverev doing to Lu and why is no one stopping it
That was Mugu tier
i miss murrie
>>74879225
>tfw Nadal has more hair in this shop than in real life
~G~O~A~T~
(")(-_-)(")
holy shit
dogdamn tiafoe
>>74879377
He is devaluating him.
Tiafoe a shit
imagine being tiafoe right now
being in your home country. getting out cheered by some swiss faggot with a fat wife.
isner through
>>74879503
mirka is pretty hot Tbh
>>74879503
>hating the GOAT
lmao
>>74879548
>that mis en scen
*barfs*
>lellucci
CAN'T STOP THE TIAFOE
>>74879548
The shoe and that sock absolutely don't match.
>>74879548
nigga needs 2 shave
>>74879503
ohomooooo
If there is one thing about Tiafoe that strikes me it's his body language.
He looks like he's ready to destroy Fed and wipe the floor with him.
>>74879598
what happened to that brazilian tennis female player who was raised in a favela and had like a 10 syllable grunt?
>>74879679
which is why it was surprising that he choked when he got the break in the second
>>74879674
>Shaving your legs as man
>>74879724
nah not surprising. hes a kid and roger put pressure back into him.
>>74879679
That's just your average black man's body language.
>>74879689
Never heard of her.
>>74879674
Gays not welcome.
RIP
>>74879503
Is there a country where this situation doesn't take place?
Shit, he looked so sad when he missed that volley.
>>74879766
gays love hairy men fag
gg Frances
>>74879783
switzerland?
>>74879783
monte carlo
>>74875625
What the hell am I looking at here?
>>74879800
yeah, I feel bad for him
What is that serve
Roger doesn't bash the ball when he serves but it just goes all over your anticipation, lol
>>74879804
And straight men like yourself like them hairless.
>>74879804
No one likes shaved men, I guess.
>>74879823
topkek
>>74879830
oh shit, this is the first time I've seen that pic zoomed in. didn't notice the bush before
10 times hotter now
>>74879864
hairy men are disgusting you pleb
>>74879856
true :0
>>74879830
pervert
>>74879830
grand canyon
>>74879898
thats haram
BTFO
SABR
>SABR
>le forehand into the net man
>cibulkova against a literally who instead of thiem vs coric nexton stadium
why?
>>74879972
i hate cibulkova
>>74879157
Pic of mom?
>>74879993
shut up michael and check these
>>74879159
Told you
GOAT
How many more Federer matches in this life?
>first set proves he's not a meme
>second set proves he'll be donald young 2.0
Sad!
>>74880041
He could easily play into his fifties.
>yfw the top echelons of men's tennis is full of oldfags led by Elderer
Why is nextgen even a thing?
>>74880080
>Federer WILL still play when I'm on my deathbed
feels good desu
>>74880080
Imagine if he never retires and only stops playing tennis when he dies at 70 of a cardiac arrest after losing his serve on the fifth set of a Wimbledon final.
>how to take any dignity out of a aftermatch interview
Skyjews can't even be arsed to send some faggot for the interview.
>>74880186
My sides.
thiem broken
>the only competition is a broken, weaponless baldal and Stan "I only turn up to slams" Wawrinka
Just give the title to Federer already
>>74880362
>Stan "I bend over for Federer" Wawrinka
>>74880186
ebin
>>74880080
>the year is 2048
>the Singularity has happened
>humanity lives under the total rule of an ineffable eldritch AI
>in a desperate attempt to escape its iron hand, the asteroid belt has been colonized
>a civil war rages within the Solar System
>the earth, now populated by 20 billion souls, has seen autonomous pirate nations flourish on multiple garbage patches in the world's oceans
>Roger Federer trains in the militarized canton of Dubai, preparing for one last bid at the Olympic gold medal
They should really just give Fed the title for every major and slam this year
No one else is on his level at the moment
>>74880362
Is Kyrgshit playing?
>>74880504
>>Roger Federer trains in the militarized canton of Dubai, preparing for one last bid at the Olympic gold medal
Made me laugh, thanks anon.
Could Federer realistically win the Gold in 2020?
>>74880516
>hes forgotten about MILOS
>>74875625
who... who is that?
>>74880521
yeah, he's in Federer's half too
>>74880561
>Shitos
>Doing anything
>>74880596
>implying this isn't HIS YEAR
I can't explain why but I don't think Coric will ever be anything more than a top 20 player.
>>74880561
>Milos "I haven't won a title in forever" Raonic
>>74880561
He'll probably pull out before this tournament is even over.
Why are the next generation so shit?
Or is it just a case of the Big Four being so ridiculosly ahead of everyone else that we've seen peak Tennis?
>>74880643
His forehand literally makes me vomit.
Why is Thiem stagnating?
>>74880694
yeah pretty much. combined with them having the best coaches on tour + money to keep their bodies in shape.
we need a new genetic freak to destroy them
>>74879898
wtf how do you see bush
im using my eyes but cant see it
What the hell is even going on in this match?
>>74880762
Right side magnus
lol
>>74880762
dude just close your eyes and look within
>>74880787
how do I get Donna wife?
>a fucking palatschinken
>>74880826
Why would you want to be the provider for a teenage whore?
>Thiememe
>>74880781
on her inner thigh? isnt that just shadow
>>74880787
Was that before or after her loss?
On that note. How do you actually eat a Burrito without spilling everything out of the tortilla? It's much more difficult than eating Kebab.
>>74880884
I'm a sucker for looks
>>74880933
t.every male on earth
>>74880574
wondering the same my man
>>74880987
There should be a time when you are able to control those impulses.
>>74880911
It is.
>>74881022
too late for that. with porn and instagram why should we?
at this rate men are doomed.
>>74881035
literally blind
>>74880987
more like: ''every human on earth''
People who say otherwise are some of the biggest hypocrites.
>Meme
>>74881086
i didn't know females wanted 2 to be providers for males
w2c sugar mommy?
>>74881086
Of course everyone likes good looking people, but you shouldn't let this instinct be the decider when choosing someone.
>>74881109
>w2c sugar mommy?
There are a lot of those. Hugh Jackman's relationship is a good example of that.
Honest question, current who do you think will be world number 1 in 5 years time?
Because i think its fair to say it wont be one of the big four
>>74881163
but hes gay
>>74881190
nick
>>74881190
for men?
if roger wins wimbledon and reaches number 1. he's going to retire
so im thinking nick or zverev or maybe even milos
>>74881190
Federer
>>74881190
thiem
once he stops meming around literally every week and focuses on the bigger events then he will be the goat
>>74881213
>>74881232
>Nick
He's too bi-polar to be world number 1
He just gives up all the time
>>74880928
Hope you can see the difference
>>74881274
So was Murray.
>>74881274
dudes hes in his early 20s. can change his mentality easily while hes still young.
>>74881308
>So was Murray.
It had nothing to do with murrays mentality
Fed, Djoke and Nadal were just better
>>74881311
He's also australian, born shit poster
>>74881274
You can always change/improve your mindset. Or be Memeios for life, I dunno.
>>74881348
>He's also australian, born shit poster
yeah true but hes got access to money. docs can fix him up.
i know your concerns but im banking on nick to dominate unless somebody else just goes godmode
i wonder if fed took some lsd or dmt. i bet if more tennis players experimented with psychs they would play better
>>74881190
Dimitrov
>>74881444
lsd isn't banned by wada
t. looked it up once
WTF CORIC IS BEATING THIEM
>>74881444
literally retarded
>>74881464
thats cool then. if i was a coach i'd make my player start taking lsd during his/her off-season
>>74881348
https://youtu.be/Gi4xAkyotWY
>>74881308
Murray had been in a GS final and won two masters at Nick's age.
>>74881465
Theim is shit
>>74881547
yeah and?
my dad went to college for 5grand back in his days. shit has changed senpai
>>74881574
>>74881540
>Hating on EBAM
>>74881600
>implying he isn't currently going full SCAM
>>74875625
is this sharapova?
thiem the meme strikes again
F
>>74881719
>Finally gets world number 1
>Goes full Scottish
Its sad man
just a reminder that andy murrie is a knight.
yet poor old barry lyndon couldn't even get a knighthood after all the shenanigans he pulled
>>74881865
At least he is putting a fight in this set. But very disappointing seeing him losing so early.
>>74881909
He also advocated for Scottish independence lmao
>>74881306
Ok lads. I think I found a good technique.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6IDO1qAdiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ_MzG0IsjM
Are we sure Nadal doesn't have autism?
>>74875625
Who dis?
>>74881954
Nadal 100% has autism
>>74881954
he has full blown autism
>>74881954
literally /our guy.
>>74881954
I have a theory that Nadal can only cum when Clay is around
swooning over Thiem's BH rn
>>74881954
>he doesn't know
>>74881954
>tfw to formal for social media
>>74881954
He looks so sick of being forced to do that PR shit.
>>74882049
has gasquet autism? with his regripping and what not
I like Thiem's attitude desu
>>74881954
Its like watching a kid learn a naughty word
>Stan calls him a bastard
>Now he's using it
>>74882078
he fuggedup bad right there
should have smashed the frame tho Tbh
Top tier racquet smash
>>74882049
>Worried Typing
Thiem is turning into one of my favorite players here. That fucking heart.
>>74882103
now THAT was a racquet smash
>>74882114
>not already being on the Thiem train
smdh
>>74882082
Stan called him asshole. Roddick called Federer a bastard.
>>74882075
He's superstitious.
For example, whenever he wins a point on his serve, he wants to serve the next point with the same ball that made him win the point.
jesus fucking christ this rain
Theim having a meltdow
>>74882067
name 3 players that like to do PR shit
>>74875625
That is one meaty squack
webm of thiem racquet smash when?
>>74881444
dude
fed
bruh
check out this joe rogan podcast duuuuuuuude
>>74882169
Very few, but some are better at hiding their disgust than others.
>>74882190
I genuinely cannot understand how anybody finds that fucking douchebag entertaining, much less intelligent.
>>74882121
Are you the same guy that also likes Mugu?
>>74882215
well autists generally aren't good at hiding their emotions. . .
>>74882226
tis me lad
Stop doing whatever you're doing right now, and post the sexiest pic of Federer you can find.
FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN FUCKING RAIN
https://twitter.com/BreakPointBR/status/845759926274265090
someone make webm
>>74879679
>>74879758
Tiafoe had horrible body language in the challengers. A very "im better than this" attitude and easily discouraged. Knew he would raise his game another level when he actually played in front of people. Its good to see
>>74882270
here lad
>>74882217
dude LSD BUT
*Leans in close you hear about that thing
hey jamie could you roll that clip for us
>>74882270
Woah...
>>74882405
me on the right
>>74882405
>they are making replicas now
>>74882436
this one seems to be a bit defective
>>74882405
This is a gluten-full Djokovic.
>>74882270
>>74882519
>those shoes
>>74882519
No amount of Photoshop can erase the years of sun damage.
>>74882519
Ugly shoes. Ugly face. Ugly background, where the fuck is he supposed to be?
>>74882577
One could assume a metrosexual like Roger Federer cared for his skin since he was young, but it appears he hasnt ever put the effort of applying sunscreen on his face during his practices/matches.
>tfw only got into tennis during 2015 US Open
>missed out on the goat era
A-at leastI got to see novak in his prime
>>74882781
You're currently witnessing the goat era senpai
>>74882781
You get to see the second era of Fed atleast
Bretty GOAT
>>74882671
Federer is a metrosexual?
cooking a pizza during the rain delay
where is the guacamole argentina?
I tried to make a new one and it went horribly wrong
>>74882940
>>74882849
>the exact same comb-over
>>74882970
Fed is sexy as fuck
Nadal is full JUST
>This is a 'good' Tennis player
>>74882958
It's quite ok
why are matches interrupted
>>74883053
you mean the greatest tennis player
493
>>74883139
>Clay babby
>Greatest
>>74883200
whats the h2h between nadal and roger? :^)
>>74883222
Roidal literally only has a winning record on clay
>>74883227
Let me ask again, whats the h2h between nadal and roger? :^)
>>74883241
>lost 3 times to Roger this year
:D
>>74883264
>HE THINKS NON-CLAY EVENTS COUNT
L M A O
>>74883227
haha sure
>>74882884
Of course he is.
>>74883363
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>74879830
i am seeing shart