/mma/ general

A new era boys

>>74875274
>only two weeks until UFC
The drought practically feels over. The first week is the hardest. Bellator might be fun this Friday also.

This feels fresh somehow

>>74875305
It actually is just going to get worse. It's going to get bad next Sunday

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>>74875325
But next Sunday we will only be 6 days away from UFC and only a day from Suckbedded!

>>74875274
Neat

Recently started including neck and forearm work into my training. You really don't realize how much they can hold you back, especially grip strength until you get stronger and realize how weak it was Highly recommend it for anybody who trains.

>>74875386
weight training?

It's still gonna be slow because all the goofs are gone but I like this. Hopefully all the spergs stay in heem.

>>74875449
>>74875325
Stop it spergo, we know it's you. This is a cheap attempt to cover your autistic tracks.

fuck, canada found it. its okay, hes the least cancerous goof

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>I watch MMA

Why do Asian MMA fighters fail to make that transition towards fighting westerners? Is it really the issue of not having big enough training partners? I understand if you're middleweight and above but if you're smaller than that then surely the training partners cant be an issue.

Maybe it's because asians are less likely to take steroids because of how anti-drug their societies are?

We should do picks for Invicta. Since there's only like 5 people here. Let's just spam picks to see if we can get one right

>only six bongs ten bings until Invicta

>>74875478
You know you can buy steroids over the counter in most asian countries, right?

Can someone give me a rundown on Invicta? Have never watched it but plan to tonight. anybody to look out for? I know some girl got pulled that people cared about

>>74875478
No wrestling base. Even if they learn wrestling they don't have elite wrestlers to train with.

>>74875482
>spam
Maybe /heem/ is more your speed. I wouldn't mind submitting predictions although the only name I recognize is Tanya Evinger.

>>74875478
>asians are less likely to take steroids
what is Rizin?

>>74875465
As long as we have champions like goober with full body tattoos we'll never be accepted as anything more than juicehead tapout bros. I hope dillasnek heems Cody for this very reason

>>74875488
Thailand doesn't speak for the whole of Asia, Jia

>>74875506
Who would be the ideal combinations of champions to appeal to a mainstream crowd? As in to shed the JUST BLEED stereotype associated w/ the sport

go bones jones, his little chicken legs

>>74875494
Hey bud you ever seen Raquel Pennington or Jessamyn Duke fight? Imagine an entire card of Jessamyn Duke fights. Does that sound like something you want to subject yourself to?

>>74875517
Yeah, it's not like steroids are completely legal in Japan.

The only drugs that Asia cares about are party drugs.

>>74875494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNr9KiLdBhQ
Got you covered, senpai.

>>74875543
That's what I imagine, but everybody seems to talk them up as better than expected and aren't there usually a lot of finishes?
>>74875544
Thanks

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>>74875274
ufc new match maker is SHIT, all that cards are awful.

>>74875559
What else besides Swanson vs Lobov is bad? I'd guess Shelby didn't get a vote in the Bisping vs GSP discussion

>>74875553
The literal ONLY reason there has been ANY substantial talk about Invicta lately is because we're absolutely starved for real MMA since the UFC decided to take 3 weeks off, and Bellator wasn't there to fill in the gaps.

It'd be like us talking about the virtues of burned up shoes as a coffee replacement, only because it's the depression and there's no coffee to be had.

>>74875580

>"I'm not above scraping the bong when I'm out" -Kid Nate

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>>74875580
>a fucking leaf talking shit about the best non-UFC non-Japanese promotion

I will end your miserable existence.

>>74875553
Their matchmaker is really good at putting fighters in matchups that will have a lot of action. Even if the skill is low level, they're still fun fights.

>>74875522
Heavy - Ngannou, black beast
Light heavy - DC, Glover
Middleweight - Shogun/Moose/Romero
Welter - Woodley/Wonderboy/Maia/Gunni
Lightweight - Kebab

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>>74875494
last invicta card might have been the best of the year so far

>hottest chick in mma comes out with her ass jiggling everywhere and gets head kicked
>a fight with 3 finishes in one fight including a tap, choke to unconcious, and decision
>andrea lee fucks up a scrub quick
>ex-ufc fighter gets head kicked by scrub
>hot hawaiian choking scrub
>megan getting her glory

A good martial artist requires a steady hand: https://youtu.be/TX3RCdhSAqg

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>>74875610
for reference

>>74875610
>those fucking records

>>74875629
You're in the wrong thread m8. That's not an mma related post. I've reported it for good measure.

>>74875626
Yeah Invicta is basically a weeding phase for the UFC. only ugly chicks stay in Invicta for more than 3 fights

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>>74875629
>>74875645

>tfw I was dillon danis' friend for years because he was rich

Announcing reports is a rule violation, dummy

>>74875664
Really? I've heard he isn't actually a complete douchebag and he just recently started portraying himself that way for attention/the Mcgregor effect.

>>74875664
What's his deal? He's meddling bjj guy but he becomes conor's bjj coach and then he's running around talking about how no heavyweight can take dat left hand. How big is he?

He's Brazilian, right?

>>74875676
Did you read that on an r/MMA comment, loser?

>>74875645
>>74875629
:^)

>>74875686
Go watch his old pre Conor interviews

>>74875594
Did he actually say that? Scraping the bong is for jobless teenagers. When I'm low, I go to the dispensary and get more or I have it delivered. It's called having money and living in a 21st century state like California.

Not really liking the lack of /heem/ in the subject. I think I'm gonna derail this thread.

/mma/ is going to get us sent to /asp/

Divided we fall.

>>74875706
Weed is for losers. No wonder you take it.

Sorry for ruining your high, mannnnn.

>>74875728
Sorry you live in an oppressive nanny state where weed, guns, and privacy are illegal. Hopefully someday you can save enough money to move.

>>74875740
Isn't California exactly the same except for the weed part?

Hijo de puta

>>74875325
>This feels fresh somehow

Wow you're a little reddit bitch huh? Yeah you are. Little low income reddit twerp. I'd love to fuck you up. Too bad you're too poor to live where I live.

MEGAN IS LIVE ON INVICTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwf7Koa2LXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwf7Koa2LXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwf7Koa2LXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwf7Koa2LXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwf7Koa2LXY

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First Cro Cop

>>74875756
I own an AR15. Do you?

>>74875767
Is she any good or just a can cyborg didnt get a chance to crush?

>>74875779
She's the second best 145lb female mma fighter in the world. She's good but Cyborg is the best. That doesn't make her bad. She's also younger than Cyborg so she has time

>>74875799
How would Nunes fair against her in your opinion or is there a comparable female fighter in the UFC skill wise you would compare her to?

>>74875676
He's really shy and awkward. Definitely not how he portrays himself now.

>>74875779
She's a straight fuckin can who would get devoured by Cyborg. Nunes would rip her to shreds even with the weight difference.

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how do they fix this?

>>74875799
She'd lose to Coenen and Budd... if Coenen hadn't retired.

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>>74875775
Tengo dos armas para manos

You guys heard of that MMMA fighter called Conor then?

>>74875682
He's just tring to build hype by talking shit, lots of people do it. Idk about his hands I've never sparred with him but he's become very strong and skilled on the ground. He's not big, in person he looks very average sized.

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>>74875812
its hard to say how she would do against Nunes or any other really good 135er because she has all the physical traits to beat them and the power but she is still early in her development and getting better each fight. i think right now, nunes would over power her or take her down and submit her

>>74875855
marloes is way too small and timid. megan would destroy her. julia however has the power to probably control megan in the clinch so idk. she might be able to do it if she can resist the barrage

>>74875851
>caring about unattractive fighters

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>>74875786

>>74875851
Ronda really fucking ruined the UFC. WMMA is a goddamn joke and it was wrong to assume Ronda was some super-human freak athlete when she really was just the world's biggest fish in the world's smallest pond.

But oh no, she's a TOTAL FUCKIN BADASS WARRIOR CHICK and now Ellen Degeneres is in her corner and they're drilling BJJ on Good Morning America. Oh what's that? The UFC's valuation has shot through the fucking roof now that they appear to have capitvated the other 50% of the world's population? Well shit nigga, my name is Lorenzo and I'm a billionaire God with pure testosterone running through my veins so SELL THAT BITCH RIGHT NOW.

So WME comes along and is all "Whoa we can make Ronda into the next Ali, just watch" only to have that blow the fuck up in under a minute. And now they're pulling the hairs off their nuts trying to come up with a viable way to make back some of the money they clearly chucked into the dumpster fire that is MMA promotion and we end up with completely ass-fucked divisions like MW where two old memes are fighting instead of the natty gods who have ascended the ranks over the years.

>>74875837
right click and delete

>>74875478

1) No college wrestling.
Not only this means shitty wrestling(obv) but also people not use to cutting weight. So if they go to a US based org, they'll be undersized.

2) No cage
Big cage based orgs only started popping up in the last 5 years or so. Rizin still uses a ring ffs

3) Still no where near as popular in the western world.
Jap are notoriously fad-driven, can't rely on them in the long run. It's just starting to catch up in China, SE Asia, and the Indian subcontinent.
This also has the effect of not having any wrestling or boxing crossover athletes (MMA is less popular than those two in most places). This results on fighters being either BJJ or Muay Thai based. When they meet a wrestler/boxer who can work angles (Dillasnake type) they get royally fucked.

>no football
>no mma
is getting hard avoiding suididal thoughts

>>74875955
Also fucking old school martial arts mentality. I train with a bunch of supposed high level fighters in my country who kill themselves training 7 days a week because rest days are for pussies.

>>74875916
Goobs taking a year off didn't help. And JJones eing unable to unfuck his life. If I was WME I would be throwing shit on the wall too.

Is dabbing a legitimate technique in MMA?

>>74876002
>incognito
underage b&

>>74876031
are you okay?

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>>74876063
This is the real fight worth watching, fuck Invicta

This thread is moving 10x faster than the last 10 heem threads combined kek

>>74876084
>/mma/
get off this general, this is /heem/

>>74876108
Yeah cause it's Saturday you melon. We're all off work.

https://youtu.be/MCEQL6g5EIU

You can't say he is wrong.

>>74876116
>work
oh haha

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>>74876109

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is Glory actually worth watching tonight? i've nver actually watched a kickboxing event

>/mma/

why tho

>>74876135
>getting rich off $14/hr

>>74876192
He just doesn't stop does he?

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>>74876192
>>74876173
/mma/ is not /heem/. there's an open heem thread right now if you want to post in it. feel free. /mma/ is for mma discussion only. go post in heem if you want to. there's no reason you have to post in both generals

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>>74876247
ngannouposting

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>>74876284
you /ngannou/?

>>74875767
>bane

>>74876292
nobody is getting rid of /heem/. this is a different general. somebody else just made a new /heem/ thread. go post in there and support them if you want heem to stay.

also asp has /mag/ not /mma/

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>/mma/ general

I leave for two weeks and this is what I come back to.

>the state of /heem/

>>74876335
i promise you it will not if you support it

>>74876165
go on and watch it, but I've never really enjoyed it. maybe it's the ruleset? Lionfight is way more entertaining.

>>74876331
>/heem/
you're in the wrong thread

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>>74876298
who isnt?

This is still an early thread.....

>Letting some sperg end /heem/

The state of you all

>>74876379
Can you fucking imagine how much less work the faggot jannies would have to do if they just found a way to permaban the sperg? Every time he gets banned these threads thrive.

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Evinger vs Kunitskaya
Hamasaki vs Souza
Bennett vsEsquibel
Brown vs Cummins
Davidsdottir vs Martin

>>74876379
This. Fuck this place, I'm going back to /heem/.

>>74876375
That is mma related news. Feel free to use it as well.
GLORY IS LIVE
GLORY IS LIVE

UFC.TV

>>74876379
>end /heem/
lol okay, he has to leave soon. a /heem/ thread will be made. let him have his "fun"

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>>74876393
Evinger
Souza
Esquibel
Cummins
Martin

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>>74876393
Evinger
Souza
Esquibel
Brown
Martin

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>>74876393
Evinger via 3rd round T/KO
Souza via decision
Bennett via decision
Brown via decision
Davidsdottir via decision

>>74876433
Thanks, hopefully that will get some of the trash out of here.

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>>74876393
Evinger
Hamasaki
Esquibel
Brown
Davidsdottir

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>>74876393
Kunitskaya
Hamasaki
Bennett
Brown
Davidsodottir

anyone want to fucking FIGHT?

Get in here
https://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-39-superfight-series
https://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-39-superfight-series

Now that they have their own thread. Hopefully the autism can stay in heem and we can have a normal general finally.

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At the end of that Megan Anderson interview they hinted that they're going to announce what's next for their 145lb division. So that to me, means that they have a fight for Megan or they're getting rid of the division and Megan is leaving

>>74876553
>meanwhile, this fag is still talking to himself about Megan "Who gives a fuck she's not even hot" Anderson

>>74876553
What's invictas 145 line up even look like?

>>74876515
>>74876557
>>74876574
Could you please stop talking to yourself?

I don't suppose anyone here would be willing to help a nigga pick a gym, would they?

>>74876606
sure, what are your options famalam

>>74876606
sounds fun, what are the options?

>>74876614
http://forged.fitness/
http://gracieraleigh.com/
http://trianglejiujitsu.com/
http://unitedthaiboxing.com/

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>>74876567
looks like 1 single good fighter desu. the unmarked ones are decent. maybe top 30

>>74876637
So they're gonna delete the whole division? Maybe the UFC buys out the whole division plus Bellator too

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>>74876393
Kunitskaya
Hamasaki
Esquibel
Cummins
Martin

>>74876637
Megan Anderson is trash.

And she looks like a guy you fucking faggot. Honestly one of the most masculine looking fighters in the WMMA world, which is an imposingly masculine bunch of ladies to begin with.

>>74876657
i doubt it. they'reprobably gonna let her clean out the division until the UFC calls her up. Shes gonna fight around the same time as Cyborg and Germaine and then she'll move up to fight Cyborg. It seems pretty clear


>>74876682
i think you're mistaken. this general is for mma discussion. try this thread for your shit posting

>>74876278
you'll fit in, they're 20 posts in without a single mma related post

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>>74876625
>free trial
this is your best bet. Do it at all the schools and see which one fits for you.

If you're leaning more towards MT than BJJ, you should pick unitedthai. I've noticed that a lot of programs tend to have one solid program and tack on the others to make it more 'MMA'.

Also not really enthralled by Gracie BJJ, but if that's all you have/want, that's fine. from what I've heard, you don't get much rolling opportunity as a white belt compared to non-gracie schools.

>>74876640
I posted the gyms I had narrowed it down to in >>74876625. If it helps at all, I live a few miles north of Raleigh, NC.

>>74876696
>a literal who that nobody gives a fuck about fighting Cyborg for the title off of one win

Lmao, what? Megan is no better than Jessamyn Duke. Invicta is nothing but cans, in case you haven't noticed.

>>74875193
>It's the shobsperg
>>>/asp/

"the subject is important"

>>74876753
I've changed my ways bro, I'm all about REAL mma discussion now ;^)

>>74876682
>And she looks like a guy
Good thing it's cage-fighting and not a beauty pageant you untouched swine.

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>>74876702
also forgedfitness looks good, but might be expensive af if they're associated with a crossfit box. but they have judo too, so that's nice.

another thing to consider besides price point is the class schedule and how that fits your work schedule.

>>74876721
Megan is pretty legit. If you don't agree you probably haven't watched many of her fights. I can also assum that since you think she has one win. You should check her fights out on fightpass my man. Theyre pretty damn good. Her progression from fight to fight is some of the fastest and most apparent that i've ever seen. watch them in chronological order for best effect

>>74876393

Evinger
Souza
Esquibel
Brown
Davidsdottir

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>>74876393
Evinger
Souza
Esquibel
Brown
Davidsdottir

>>74876393
Your calendars are garbage, man, and so are you! Get a life, faggot!

>>74876772
Well, I guess you're gay or something, I don't know.

Besides, the faggot (probably you) who keeps sperging out about how great she is, is clearly doing so out of some sort of affection for her looks.

>>74876791
I have watched her fight. Her movement is awkward and she doesn't know how to properly use her weird, lanky frame. She has decent striking skills for Invicta, but would get Angela Hill'd in the UFC.

>>74876791
>Megan is pretty legit
Not him but this is just too funny. She looks sloppy half the time and relies on brute strength to power through her fights. I don't see where you can think she's progressed.

I just got my first gf in over 2 years lads. I'd like to thank my mother, /heem/, and God.

Don't want to like it but the chick version of Eye of The Tiger that Miesha comes out to is sort of catchy desu

>>74876819
who would beat her? Cyborg and who else? Amanda? thats literally it. im not saying shes an elite fighter but at this point in the 145 female divison she is a top prospect

>>74876702
>>74876780
Thanks. I'm most interested in doing MMA, but all of the gyms around here are just BJJ or Kickboxing gyms with a bit extra tacked on for marketing. NC lowkey has one of the best BJJ scenes in the country and Gracie Raleigh is part of Team ROC, which has a ton of good fighters in amateur and pro, so I'll definitely give that a go. Thanks.

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>>74876819
>Well, I guess you're gay or something
Lol dummy she's a 6'0" amazon, why do you think she needs to look feminine when it's cage-fighting you moron? She's probably taller than your self-hating vitriolic manlet self.

>>74875193
>cutting out conor

cheeky

>>74876860
Talking about the song not the fighter

>>74876828
she can
>learn to use her range
>learn use grappling to her advantage
>learn to set up combinations better
>leaern how to not get punched in the face just to get off a jab every single time
>learn to apply pressure without eating punches

theres lots for her to improve

>>74876002
>dockdwarf also posts on /a/

Where did it go so wrong for you?

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>>74876889
Conor is /heem/ tier

/mma/ is about the future

>>74876850
You could move up pretty much any ranked 135er and theyd handily beat her. The obvious thing here is that 145 is a garbage division even for women

>>74876902
The point is she hasn't learned any of those things and you're calling her "legit" dummy

>>74876920
oh my bad

>>74876850
Holly Holm (who fucking sucks) would pick Megan apart ala Ronda. Randamie would do the same. Beyond that, Nunes would retire her, Shevchenko would beat her in a decision, and I'd give McMann and Zingano the edge over her in decisions.

>>74876878
Lmfao I have never seen projection this fucking hard before. I called her ugly and in 2 posts you're unironically sperging out about how tall she is.

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>>74876937
Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

>>74876902
>she can not be shit by being good!

lmao please stop

>>74876939
>she looks like a man!
>you're gay if you dont think so too!
Absolute state of you manlet.

>>74876857
if you have the money time and desire, there's no reason not to. they seem to have legit instructors with good pedigrees.

another way to determine if someone is legit is to find out if their students regularly participate in tournaments. shithouse schools discourage their students from testing their skills against other schools' students for fear of being exposed. good schools help students prepare for tournaments if they decide to fight, and will sometimes require it to progress in belt level.

>>74876908
pretty unsurprising desu

Hey! I like this general! Good for you, OP! Don't let the h8rs get you down!

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>>74875620
nice

>>74876952
>Megan Anderson is my favourite fighter :posts webm of her dancing trying to be cute:
>Megan Anderson is shit and looks like a man
>WTF MAN SHE DONT HAVE TO BE PRETTY FOR YOU
>You're gay if you rate WMMA fighters without their looks.
>OMFG YOU MANLET SHES SO TALL THOUGH

Son...

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>>74876917
specifically who?

>>74876939
>Holly
This would be a close match but i think holly could not an autismo barrage from megan. plus holly does not punch hard enough for megans granite chin
>ronda
i think ronda would lose now but peak ronda would have won
>germaine
would be a close match
>nunes
would win
>shevchenko
counter puncher with drastic reach disadvantage always loses
>mcmann
she would take megan down and its hard to say how well megan is on the ground now
>cat
mommy would lose

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Should the UFC get new ring girls?

>>74876983
>specifically who

Lol anyone

>the entire state of the rest of that post

HAHAHAHAHA

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>>74876990
>>74876956
Nope

>>74876971
Thanks bro

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>>74876981
youre quoting 2 different guys my man

you ruined heem, now roll in it's filth

>>74876981
That wasn't even me you goof. Wow you are livid.

>>74876990
Beat it you loser! No one wants you here!

IMG_XXX autist is straight from /asp/

>>74877005
I burned heem to the ground and from its ashes /MMA/ was born. Deal with it grandpa.

Moose straight up saying "since USADA I've been winning" kek

>>74877025
Yup. He's a fake slobposter too. Just trying to stir the pot by taking up different identities. He's gotta be the scat spammer too.

>>74877025
>he actually knows posters by filenames

That's embarrassing! Get lost, faggot!

>>74875608
Second.

>>74877005
Hopefully /heem/ actually dies. The people that shit up the thread would have nothing to do anymore and would neck themselves. In the end it would make the world a better place.

>>74877039
Actually bro, Schaub has always come first for me. Been supporting him and spreading his message here for over two years, I just have some other boys too (Cody & Dillon)

>>74877002
>that fucking striking

Wew we got a real world beater on our hands here boys.

I literally can't wait to see what happens when we hit post ~470

>>74877032
>>74877045
/heem/ is fine. you could go post there right now.
/mma/ does not compete with /heem/. they are 2 separate generals for 2 separate types of discussion. i support /heem/ but i like talking about /mma/ so i post here.
/heem/ is not going to die or go anywhere. both /heem/ and /mma/ are permanent generals now

>>74877081
You're not as funny as you think you are.

>>74877075
yeah, thats where she got the nickname "Pillow Punches". You should watch her early fights. The difference from fight to fight is shocking. She got so good so fast.
I hope the same can happen for Thickenzie

Please move all meta/thread sinusoid to heem

>>74877040
Hard to miss it when 50% of the thread is composed of one person.

>>74877092
that was a 100% serious post you retard. go back to /heem/ if you dont like it

I'm with SpergOP

>>74877115
Still not really being that funny, lad.

Try to make jokes about MMA itself instead of the threads, that's usually better.

>>74877093
>She got so good so fast.
She didn't. In a year she still looks sloppy. If I could compare her fighting style to a current male fighter, she'd be Derek Brunson in his fight against Whittaker, that's how she fights all the time, chin high up in the air and throwing power punches all the time.

>>74877093
>she's good now

Post some webms of improved striking

>>74877131
>she didnt get good fast
>if i compare her fighting style to males
that aint the point you goof. the point is that she learned from her mistakes and is improving. shes not on the same level as mayweather now but shes eons better than she was. her rate of improvement is way faster than the average female amateur.

>>74877093
she really hasn't fought anyone of note, her best win is a 39 year old Charmaine Tweet.

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>>74877002
women are a meme, they fucking suck at everything.

Why are we pretending that we care about their fights?

>>74877170
she's still pretty shit desu la, she just has power on her side (which is lacking in most of the women)

>>74877170
>she learned from her mistakes
Except she didn't you doofus, she fought the exact same way against Charmaine Tweet. You might actually just be an idiot.

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>doubting WAR MEEGO ever

The fucking state of this thread

why did none of you's tell me glory was LIVE

https://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-39-superfight-series

>>74877176
she beat who was put in front of her

>>74877190
she has a lot to improve like ive said but she has what it takes to be at the top of the current division. cant really expect more than that

>>74877208
her singular loss was by submission and she hasnt been taken down since then. her take down defense was nonexistent before and now its like high school tier

>>74877002
>Ugly lesbian women with ultrasloppy boxing
>Intredasting
White knight and sjw is disgrace

>Sits on peenong
what did he mean by this?

>>74877227
I'm just saying m8, on an absolute scale she's pretty terrible. I agree that she can become a top 145er but that's not really saying much.
135 is a lot better in that regard.

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>>74876393
Evinger
Hamasaki
Bennett
Cummins
Davidsdottir

>>74877227
>You might actually just be an idiot.
Correction: You are actually an idiot.

>Dylan
>Salvador
>FR
what did he mean by this???

>>74877227
Did Megan break your heart or something? Why are you riding her nuts THIS hard?

>>74877267
good looking guy desu

Someone, anyone, name FIVE(5) female featherweights with more than 10 fights that have won at least 75% of them.

>>74877307
name FIVE (5) male featherweights with more than 10 fights that have won at least 75% of them

>>74877331
BTFO

>>74877331
Jose Aldo
Max Holloway
Frankie Edgar
Ricardo Lamas
Cub Swanson

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>>74877307
Marloes Coenen
Julia Budd
Cris Cyborg
Germaine de Randimie
Holly Holm

>>74877363
forgot to include Megan

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>>74876393
Kunitskaya
Souza
Bennett
Brown
Martin

>>74875193
This is a good thread you fucks. Please continue to keep the autism contained to minimal levels.
t. /box/

>>74877363
>more than 10 fights
>at least 75% win rate
GDR meets neither of these requirements. She's only had 10 and she's only won 70% of them.

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>>74877307
>>74877363

>>74877307
Cyborg
yeah, stumped

>>74877331
McGregor
Aldo
Edgar
Holloway
Swanson

>>74877402
130,000

internet shit itself, who won R1?

Francisco Trevino literally has a winning percentage of >80%

Wtf i love Trevino now! How will you NERDS ever recover?

>>74877331
>name FIVE (5) male featherweights with more than 10 fights that have won at least 75% of them

Yair Rodriguez 10-1
Jose Aldo 26=2
Max Holloway 17-3
Chad Mendes 17-4
Myles Jury 15-2

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>>74877307
>>74877403
Marloes Coenen
Julia Budd
Cris Cyborg
Megan Anderson
Holly Holm

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>>74876393
Kunitskaya
Hamasaki
Bennet
Brown
Martin

sittichai straight going through almost every time

>>74877435
>Megan Anderson
Only has 10 fights. Try again.

>>74877225
I did, twice.

>>74877435
>>74877363

And all of them suck, with the exception of Cyborg, but she has a penis and is beating up women, who suck, so she also sucks.

TL;DR Women """""""fighters""""""" are NO BUENO!

>this one Italian guy actually trying to watch Glory amidst all this autism

>>74877427
It was pretty even

>>74877481
I'm about to join

>>74877481
I'm from /heem/ bud, I've got high levels of autism antibodies

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kinda weird how a bunch of posts in this thread and the /heem/ thread got deleted at the same time. looks like /heem/ just cant help but violate the rules

>>74877454
who is winning?

>>74877464
What was her name? Why didn't she want to go to prom with you?

>>74877490
>>74877481
The autism that is

Wgaf about glory

>>74877503
One person got banned and all of his posts got deleted.

>>74877509
>Wgaf about glory
I bet you complain about grappling too casual.

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>>74877405
>McGregor
>Featherweight in 2017

>>74877514
They banned the wrong guy tbqh. He was fighting against the sperg.

>>74877506
Close fight desu, not sure really.
I had Sittichai slightly ahead in 2 & 3 desu

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reminder that this happened yesterday

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>>74877538
Conor fill fight at any weight any time anywhere against anyone

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>>74877508

>Le butthurt basement neckbeard who hates women meme.
>implying I'm not faggot masterrace.

>>74877503
See above. It is insulting that they think people want to pay money to see this.

>>74877562
lmao

lads i think its time we clean up this general

Threads/comments with personal attacks, fanbase attacks, insults, slurs, hostile, uncivil, disruptive, bigoted, xenophobic, sexist, race bait or flame bait should be removed. This is a discussion thread so keep it civil.

Don't make posts that are low relevance, use spoilers for posts that reveal the results of a fight, no duplicate posting, no unsourced news, no sensationalized titles, there should be a character requirement (no memeposting), no low quality post, no fantasy match-ups, no memes or fan art, no betting content or sexual content, no enabling piracy.

If we can follow these rules, this general will flourish!

>>74877562
not it didn't, ive seen for about a week now

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>>74877562
reminder stipe tapped

>>74877527
I like fighting.

wewwwwww

HEEEEEEEM STOPPY

>>74877562
>Ref not being able to defend a takedown from someone who's been heemed
>Guy who got heemed so out of it he doesn't realize the guy has a shirt on

>the french
>not surrendering
pick one lads

>>74877565
>implying I'm not faggot masterrace.
Rofl

Let it all out boy.

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>>74877588
[spoiler]I didn't even know that /sp/ had spoilers[/spoiler]

Wtf is this shit

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>>74877607

>>74877503
Drunken hobos fight better than this wmma shit

>>74877640
The future

So the French guy surrendered?

>>74877648
Anatoly calm down...

>>74877670
How many times have you fapped to schaub today?

>>74877670
Also I think MMA is a mainstream sport and has NO PLACE on asp.

>>74877670
>Has to shop fake abs on his celebrity crush
>Has to take up 10 random personas to get attention on an anonymous anime imageboard

Where did it go so wrong for you?

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>>74877687
There is NOTHING sexual about my love for Schaub.
>>74877695
Open your heart to the truth. The arms are always open.

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>>74877670
I love Schaub as well my guy, but his bodytype is nothing to be ashamed of or have to photoshop.

>>74877716
I'm just positing what Schaub will look like after another year of Keto. It might as well be real, it just hasn't happened yet.

>>74877695
He admitted last week that he's only ever had 1 girlfriend and it was way back in middle school.

This is unironically his primary source of meaningful human interaction. And that can drive someone insane pretty quick given that this site is anonymous.

>>74877562

That happened like a week ago you dingbat.

what the fuck, main event cancelled

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we cant reply to the shawb poster on /mma/ thiis is a non-shitposting general. let him have /heem/.do not encourage him here please

>>74877716
>Shredded

He's fat and soft lmao

>>74877738
Erm, you have me confused my dude. My first gf was in 6th grade and I've had three (3) since then.
>

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>schlub

I don't lurk much here, just around fights. What's the deal with the Schaub worship? Is it just one guy forcing it because he thinks it's funny to worship a fighter who was irrelevant even before he retired?

do not respond

>>74877769
Time for a classic chapter from Schaub's life
>getting ready for fight
>terrified so he's training really hard
>night before the fight he takes his shirt off in front of his girlfriend
>girlfriend says "ehh... Kinda soft..."
>Schaub loses his confidence and loses the fight and has it affect him strong enough that he brings up this story a decade later on Joe Rogan's podcast

>>74877809
Yup pretty much. It's autism in its purest form.

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>>74876393
Evinger
Souza
Bennett
Cummins
Davidsdottir

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What the h*ck?

Anyone know where I can get a custom mouthguard?

>>74877805
DANG!!! those lips are DELISHUS!!!

Schaub was so fucking marketable as a fighter, great looks + great personality + exciting fighting style.

>>74877874
Yeah I can hook you up, we just gotta get the measurements right

*unzips dick*

>>74877874
ask your dentist if they can make one for you.

>>74877874
almost every fighter i follow on instagram promotes custom mouthguards from any different shitty company

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>>74876393
Kunitskaya
Hamasaki
Esquibel
Brown
Martin

>>74877991
I CAN SEE
I CAN SEE
I CAN SEE
I CAN SEE
I CAN SEE

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>>74878002

>>74878016
damn that looks way worse then i remembered it

https://youtu.be/TeIkAEAcR1g
>Jon

https://youtu.be/x7ciYeKmXGA

Ssssssss

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>/mma/ general

/heem/ btfo

If Cody heems dillashaw will be the GOAT BW?

>>74878248
Should fight a couple more quality guys after like Lineker then yea

does paige van zant bleach her butt-hole?

Arianny gone topless again

>>74878331
See
>>74876988
Looking fine as always

>>74878248
Torres, Fernandes, Cruz, Dillashaw, Faber, and Barao all have better claims to it than he does. If he can string together a few defenses then yeah, but we'll have to wait and see.

>>74878409
>beats Cruz and dillashaw in their primes
>they are better than him

What are you guys watching? Invicta isn't now is it

>>74878421
Because they have a better resume than him. Matt Serra beat GSP but nobody's calling him the WW GOAT.

>>74878459
Never Back Down 2

>>74878461
Yeah, because that was a lucky punch Nobody was calling for shogun to get a rematch again jones.

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are you guys aware that ronaldo could offer conor a partnership on conor's boxing promotion?

that'd be $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>74878409
>Fernandes

he is fighting literal whos in Asia

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>>74878421
Cruz is past his prime, with both of his knees fucked up, both of his feet and his quad

>>74878488
Werdum beat Fedor, but he's not the HW GOAT. Weidman beat Silva twice, but he's not the MW GOAT. MCGregor beat Aldo, but that doesn't make him the FW GOAT. It all comes down to performance over a long stretch, and Garbrandt hasn't done good enough for long enough to rank high enough to be called the BW GOAT.

>>74878577
Are you implying Fedor is the goat?

>>74878541
Asia has plenty of good fighters in the lower weight classes. The only reason they're literally whos to you is because OneFC hasn't done any marketing outside of the Orient. Chinese and Japanese fans are a lot more familiar with him than they are people like Cruz or Dillashaw.

>>74878577
in werdums case it does, he wasnt far behind fedor and then beat him easily.. made him look a fool

>>74878588
If not Fedor then who ?

>>74878656
Memeface man

>>74878629
sure but he pretty clearly hasn't been fighting the best.

>>74878577
If Werdum didn't run face first into Stipe's right hand I'd consider him the HW GOAT.