WebM thread

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Have a random webem

>>74874348
Love this one because you see just how many autists are on /sp/ when they reply about how the reactions aren't synced with the score

>>74874493
Damn what's wrong with based god LCIM?

>>74874331
Scousers were a mistake.

>>74874486
salsa

now

>>74874486
is groping underage girls an sport?

>>74874518
ay negrito

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>>74874511
Don't know, unfortunately
>>74874519
Only if they aren't fat

>>74874511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-24s0UQ6jCE

>>74874558
Oh man, what did she do?

>>74874486

what's the source please please please

>>74874558
FAT SHAMING ALERT

>>74874577
It's from a series called Schulmädchenreport. Mostly softcore films from the 1970s. I guess today's appeal would be that they focus on teenagers under 18 finding their sexuality

>>74874565

god bless you germanon

>>74874558
i would fuck alice

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>>74874565
>>74874589
Bueno

>>74874518
evra is not the nigger in this one

Do Scousers like nigs or do they only like Liverpool players nigs?

>>74874558
>>74874486
this is porn? It's really entertaining and no one's even fucking.

well this got derailed fast

Source for this classroom webm based on subtitles

Schulmädchen-Report 3. Teil - Was Eltern nicht mal ahnen (1972)

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anyone have the full version of this webm where he proceeds to clearly call the ref a "fuckin faggot" on camera?

>>74879811
B L A C K E D

>>74874348
>>74874457
The reactions need to be synced with the score

>>74879900
What was he trying to accomplish?

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>handegg

>>74874434
Should've won the Puskas

>>74880200
Have the ball

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>>74874486

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>>74880257

>>74880200
a kickoff is a way to transfer possession to the receiving team, but the kicking team is free to gain possession of a loose ball once it goes 10 yards.

>>74880479
i love this every time i see it, but could you please tell me what's even going on? what was toronto's incentive to keep it in play?

>>74880576
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_(football)

>>74874486
/our guy/

>>74879811
lmao ameriniggers have no sense of respect
in any sport even if it's an accident the player would apologize but that literal monkey probably complained about the old guy being there

>>74880703
thank you

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>>74874558

> tfw too fat and ugly to be sexually molested by a teacher

>>74880959
Also too mongolian phoneposter

>>74874565
>die dicke Alice
Literally /our girl/

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>>74874486

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>>74880105
This epidemic must be stopped

>>74879372
sick

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>>74874434
>mls defending
just kill this stupid retirement league already

>>74874565
>german movie

of course

>>74874486
>WHITE """"""""""""""""""""""""""PEOPLE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

post some winter olympic bunda

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>>74883882
What about summer olympic bunda?

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Maybe the best solo goal I've ever seen?

New Messi wouldn't do that. What happened to Messi?

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>>74879811
>>74880046

>>74883159

dude wut

>>74885986
that is a very flat dildo

>>74886275
youre mom sat on it lmao

>>74874486
wew

>>74886378

wew

>>74883159
That's the Champions League

>>74886447

>the stats at the end

god bless america

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>>74874518
>yfw they ended up drawing that game and throwing balls as quick as possible

>>74885941
>>74895745

>It's an American's don't understand jokes which are anything less than slapstick episode

>>74874519
If they don't cooperate it is.

>>74879811
>yeah i'm just gonna stand here, they're bound to respect me as an older gentlemaaAAAHH

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>>74895851

>>74895842

That fits in with the egg chaser webms

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>>74895890
posted the wrong webm

>>74895842
This would be a really nice sport in america

>>74884620
>SWEDEN
every time

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>>74895937
>tfw not attractive enough for senpai to notice me

>>74895859

damn mandzukic doesnt give a fuck. balls of steel.

>>74896279
my fucking sides

>>74874493
based retirement bench + boateng shitting on lcim

>>74896279
sent that defender crashing into an early grave

>>74874331
that man just tried to rape him.

>>74895919
>i rate zidane

>>74896383
smooth as fuck

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>>74874348
>Marcelo

>>74874434
feels bad man

i was convinced that that year was our year

>>74874518
Why isn't everyone like Hazard and punting these dumb cunts?

>>74879900
That didn't look like 10 yards.

>>74880275
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>74885076
Remember when Messi looked like just a young kid having fun?

Pulisic has that look now. Messi just looks frustrated.

>>74896670
>Pulisic has that look now.
stop

>>74896179
>pogba
>let dribble and do nothing the entire game man

>>74896383
One thing I've noticed about Women's soccer is that they have more curlers and a lot less power.

Why is this?

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>>74895877
>those two boys

>>74896383
>ywn have a qt footy gf to shoot fks with
Kill me

>>74880257
Nah, handegg in webm form is entertaining t b h

>>74880479
Explain pls

>>74896256
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PMLjwxPIz-E

>>74896964

ball stopping in the end zone or going through the end zone gives the kicking team 1 pt and in that particular game the win, so the defending team tries to punt it out

>>74884620
how can i get a swedish gf lads?

>>74896810
because theyre women, duh

>>74896810
B I R T H I N G H I P S

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>>74898981
>"""swedish"""

>>74896202
he's quick, he's fast and he's got pace

>>74883747
top webm

"ya wey por favor, pinche pendejo wey"

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>>74896202

>>74896810
maybe because they have awful musculature so they can't rely on power.

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>western union
>5 grand

and they say nobody likes monday's

>>74896628
do you think those lines are for show?

>>74898981
convert to islam, infidel

Anyone got the Reus Lewa webm?

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>>74899921

>>74895783
Pretty sure he thought it was Atlanta. Where's the joke there?

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Sorry if it's a repost, can't be arsed to check the entire thread.

>>74899959
Based Deutchland. Thanks Hans.

>>74895877
Bravo, Sverige!

>>74895877
The Muslim girl is the least autistic of them all. Don't know what to think of that.

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More football!

>>74900285
>re"post"
hehe

>>74900926
>81 isn't fooled for a second but misses the fucking tackle

>>74900904
This sport is retarded

>>74900926
Ah, you redeemed yourself

>>74900904
What was that play supposed to be? A handoff to the rb?

>>74884620
>Sweden

>>74900904
Slippy G-tier

>>74874493
banter

>>74874565
>>74874486
https://youtu.be/P-Pgew-M4J0?t=27m5s
How does someone get a pair of tits like these?

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Moar football

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Probably my favorite football shot from the whole year, can be used in reaction to extreme disappointment, or any number of attractive women.

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>advertegg fans trying to fit in

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>>74904934

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>>74905508

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>>74905545

>>74896361

love this not embarassed one bit

>>74904292
>exposed even by the women

>>74896670

>that flag
>that post

Wow no meme americans really do think Pulishit is the next goat

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>>74896810

>and a lot less power

Gee I bet you wonder why male boxers are so much more powerful than female boxers too

>>74905835

Pulis trying to blank Mouyes

>>74905867
there's nothing strange about a gnome and a bald, fat guy giving oral sex to his own thumb.

>>74905293
This will never not be funny

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>>74906368

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>>74906416

>>74906456
I'm still mad about Real advancing after Wolfsburg won 2-0

>>74886378
damn

>>74896505
>tried
and succeeded.

>>74905508

>ronaldoslips

read that as "Ronaldo's lips" and was like what the fuck am I looking at.

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I am am 70% sure neuer is a robot

Something incredible happened today here in hueland and I immediately thought about this webm thread, someone should post it here: a referee dived and simulated a huge contact with Luis Fabiano (yes, that one), just to send him off on a huge derby today,

>>74899408
based hues and based doggo

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>>74899959
Was that the game that ended with Lewandowski's face broken and the slipfest in the penalty shootout?

Also, I'm missing the fan invasion in Colombia v Chile from Copa America 2016. It lasted ridiculously long. If anyone's got it, please post it.

>>74908030
>Medel kissing a boy
>Jara fingering Cavani and Higuain
Wtf is wrong with Chile?

>>74874558
What did fat Alice do?

>>74907815
Obviously fake

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>>74905581
delet this

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>>74880275
>BAHH A PUSH OFF. IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS EGREGIOUS IN ALL MY FOOTBALL YEAR

Why is Boomer, his twin brother Phill Simms and the rest of the Inside the NFL chuckle heads Packer haters?

>>74895919
>Asaka Cambridge

Kek

>>74900962
>>74900926
>>74900904
>>74900883
>>74900847
>>74900817
>>74900791
Handegg is so boring.

>>74908380
When your """"""""sport"""""""" takes 3 hours but only has 3 minutes of gameplay, the mere sight of a ball being thrown and caught excites Amerifats beyond belief.

>>74895894
Those thighs are just incredible.

>>74908083
she was an attention whore and snitched afterwards when she didn't get her way

Good thread, anybody have the one of the guy doing the slant eyes with the other guy having a heart attack in the stands? Might be from premier, I don't keep up on povertyball as much as I should

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>>74896540

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>>74909342

>>74908076
That's his kid

>>74896279
based orsolini

>>74874565
Alice you fat bitch

>>74874493
Top kek

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>>74909445

>>74896383
absolute beauty, and she's not bad either

did i do the joke right

>>74910798
delete this

>>74896383
Impressive

>>74897860
this

>>74896383
her brother followed up with a goal like that one or two weeks later at his club.

>>74907799
2 0 bulgaria

>>74886447
>Ameristats

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>>74911089

>>74911089
What a great player is Vardy , he remind me Neymar and Suarez.

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>>74906672

>>74905813
based

>>74895894
This is even more pathetic than womyn football

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>>74911313

>>74905867
tfw die before man u win the league again

>>74909342
Isn't that offsides at the end?

>>74911436
It's not offside if they're level with/behind the ball

>>74906456
that entire situation should be red for marcelo 2bh

>>74908380
It sure is, just like mostly-foot-but-sometimes-hand-ball.

>>74874558
i need the rest of this story

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>>74911436

>offsides

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>>74910798

>right-foot

>>74911436
offside line is drawn at the ball or the 2nd to last defender, whichever is closest to the goal line.

>>74895919
that's racist

>>74910890
Almost

"Absolute beauty, and that shot wasn't bad either"

I'll cut ya some slack rodger f

>>74911089
chat

>>74911313
>that defending

>>74886378
m8...

>>74884620
SWEDEN YES

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>>74909342
you are not even trying

https://youtu.be/g26mEFzXJhU?t=9

>>74896628
Are you retarded?

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>tfw the only things that make me sincerely laugh are /sp/ webms even if I've saw them trillions of time

>>74911089
Is Vardy the worst thing to ever happen to football?

>>74911397
Who is this ?

>>74883747
R A P E
A
P
E

>>74896670
Pulisic is an American legend in the making.

A young Freddy Adu.

>>74911313
>no defending, at all

>>74899959
Did they?

>>74895851
what's up between czech and croatians? where does the rivalry come from

>>74899959
>tfw I would look like reus if only had a smaller nose, lighter skin, green eyes and blonde hair

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>>74911335

>>74915521
Balkan states la, comes from their history.

>>74900008
Holy fucking kek

>>74879953
Kilgore is a great name for a football player.

>>74904872
>an nfl corner being that flat footed

>>74905867
man i hate that michelin jacket so fucking much
anyone who wear it should simply die, literally no fashion sense whatsoever

>>74916456
Sounds like you're tired of that jacket

>>74874486
da fug

>>74896202
give him a jersey with cachorrinho on the back

>>74910792
The sheer amount of ugly in that is amazing. It's truly amazing what diverse ways the britbongs devise to become hideous.

>>74914807
she's like 15 you sick fuck

>>74923593
underage b&

>>74905581
god team goals like these turn me the fuck on

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>>74896948
wtf I love Sweden now

>>74923961
meant for >>74884620

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>>74908380
Testicle ball is so boring.
>>74908816
are you some sort of cuckold

>>74923488
I go to uni with girls that look younger

>>74924069
Post pics

>>74925830
lmao they're terrible

>>74923488
that's legal here

also isn't that legal in france too?

>>74874331

>Sexually assaulting another man because he put you 4-0 up against the shitest team in the league

>>74896628

did you know you can use the measured lines on the field to measure distance? cool stuff right

>>74911313
so why did goalkeepers never catch on to le lean away and curve it in the far corner man? such a telegraphed finish every fucking time.

>>74923488
you can almost see the wet streak down her thigh

>>74914807
>guy in the back cheking dat ass

>>74907815
Is Neuer a nazi?

>>74927753
who isn't?

>>74909621
That's even worse

>>74926279
because when correctly executed, it's almost unstoppable

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>>74928040
Same applies to Robben cutting inside

>>74904759

B-b-b-ut it's raciss he don' haf a job!

He dindu nuffin.

>>74934483
Hi, could you please delete this.

>>74910798
bringing up painful memories from winter, eh?