>a new american hero is born

>>74871774
the united states men's national soccer team is looking scary as fuck la'

how good will our trolling potential be for 2018 world cup?

>>74871869
Beating Russia in the Opening game would be noice

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>74871869
Well they have to make it first, but after tonight I wouldn't be too worried anymore, they should at least make it out of the group stage if they get a favorable one, then it depends who they play. But it's an okay team again, should be slightly better than the 2014 team ideally.

>>74872015
>if they get a favorable one
Kek weve been drawn into the GOD almost every WC this millenium

>>74872015
>USA
>getting a favorable group
The election of trump basically guarantees we will be in the most violent and deadly group possible. FIFA already said they'd turn their nose up potentially from a hosting opportunity if it happened. it's difficult to actually buy that the draw isn't to some degree fixed.

>>74872215
FIFA is just playing the subterfuge game. Kind of like how you and the girl you're having an affair with openly dislike each other in public to assuade any suspicions. Trump has probably done a deal for favorable treatment from FIFA in exchange for no more corruption scandals.

It's coming far from home, lads.

realistically speaking, how many pogba does he cost now?

>>74872293
one quarter-dab

>>74872293
bout tree fiddy

>score against part-time drug smugglers
>good

you americans are annoying af

>diveshit

You're going back Paco.

>>74872371
>>74872385
Unironically kys

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>>74872293
*dabs*

>>74871774
yeah, there's no more american name than "pulisic". when did he get american citizenship? was it 10 minutes before that game last night?

>Pulišić

never seen him play, don't you think it's really bad to hype a 18 y.o. kid? Usually such kids flop later on

Dortmund-Monaco could be interesting

WE

He needs to go to his motherland.

>>74872630
>>74872707
>>74872981
Born in Pennsylvania

>TFW anyone with sense knew from the beginning Klinsmann was a mistake
I hope all those Klinsmann apologists killed themselves

>>74871774
He was so good yesterday.

>>74872693
>I've never seen him play
>jeez why are you guys so excited?

For an American, he is actually good. Not like our usual garbage.

>>74872693
He is actually is decent so far.
All depends how he turns out once he goes to a big club.

>>74872630
What is an ''american'' name anyway? He's as american as bradley or altidore.
I'm glad he chose the US desu, good for him.

he's like the slav Pogba but good

>>74872630
Too unitedstatian than Christ Novoselic

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>>74872986
Like her

>>74871774
what the fuck a dabbin nigger
what a disrespect

>>74873864
>>74872981
>>74872630
But what's actually kinda funny is that the croatian FA helped him get a croatian passport so he wouldn't need a visa to play in europe.
Kid has dual citizenship lol.

>>74873900
wrong, taylor swift was beamed down straight from heaven

*dabs patriotically towards you*

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Imagine shitposting if Amerikeks actually had an elite player like Pjanić.

this dude was born and raised in hershey, PA
chocolate town USA
he's as "Croatian" as I am Irish or your typical NJ guido born and raised in the states is "Italian"
yuros are always making fun of the US for "muh heritage," aren't they?
>>74872630
so all of us should be named "Stands-by-River" or "Watches-Bird?" what does an "american name" by the ancestors of yuropean immigrants mean?

>>74874048
>Rating the slav Nakamura

lolno

>>74873935
I was wondering how he was able to sign for dortmund before he was 18

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>>74872293
This much

>>74872630
Dad played soccer for george mason and stayed here. Born and raised in penn moved to germany at 16. Why dont you look shit up?

>>74874048
>he actually rates pjanic

Top kek. I'd much rater have PuliGOAT over that balkanigger

P U L

>be some literally who black meme soccer player
>imitate american culture
>Euro 2016 and get memed on suoer hard
>american rips a few in
>meme dabs

P U L I G O A T

>>74872693
>4th youngest bundes scorer (sahin, draxler and werner beat him)
>youngest foreign bundes scorer
>youngest bundes brace
>youngest american scorer
>why are you excited??

>>74874787
*dabs respectfully towards you*

>>74871869
Huge. By then Green and Zelalem will be big enough to compete with the big boys. That means our midfield will be hella technically gifted.

>>74874893

>american culture

nah bro thats black culture

>>74875042
>yfw Arena trots out a false nine around PuliGOAT in 2018

>>74874934
>4th youngest bundes scorer (sahin...beat him)
>youngest foreign bundes scorer
Was about to make some remark about how Sahin is not German then i remembered we're talking about the New Turkey League.

Who tf is this fag?

>>74871869
>Playing Football Manager
>2018 World Cup starts simulating
>Quarter Finals, US beats Mexico 0-0 on penalties
>Semi Finals, US beats Russia 3-0
>Finals, Spain beats US 5-0
I think there is potential for memes irl

>>74875357
>Sahin is not German
But he's from Turkey and lives in Germany, that's a sign he's likely German

>>74875407
>>74875407
He's brown and married to his cousin. He's as German as they get.

>>74875407
Sahin is not a German citizen.
This isn't even /pol/ talk, he literally is not German.

He was born here, but there is no birthright citizenship over here.

Also, this Aussie >>74875426 isn't even memeing, he unironically is married to his cousin, which is very common for Turks.

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Was it rape?

>>74872630
3 of 4 grandparent are American

>>74872630
>American name
Why are some people so dumb

>>74875453
Why does Europe still do this? Seems like some outdated Nazi shit they forgot to get rid of

>>74872630
>Literally named after the type of nation he's from

>making America great again

Why are people calling him Croatian?

Over half this country has family in Europe Africa or Asia, it's common. And as for his dual citizenship, I can't name one person who CAN'T get one. Also, he is a soccer player. They always get pushed into getting European passports to make the transfer easier, just look at every Argentinian or Uruguayan or non-black Brazilians who hold Italian passports

>>74876566
It's easy to get a green card and if you are from an EU country you are free to live anywhere

>>74876566
Why does Europe do what?

Marrying cousins?
That is only happening within the Muslim communities over here, who are not European.

No birthright citizenship?`
Because then there would be a fuckton people coming over and just give birth to their children here and boom, we would have to give that child citizenship.
Not a very clever idea.

The better question is why do you still have it?

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>>74871774
>1 - 2 (UNO A DOS)

>>74876671
Trump will get rid of illegal birthright citizenship 2bh.

>>74876566
Citizenship by birth is retarded

>>74872630
>implying any names are American

>>74876711
Smith, Chadwick, Silverstone, Johnson... that kind of names.

>>74876740
>implying any names are American

>>74876740
those are British names

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>>74876671

You don't have birthright citizenship but you do have paternal citizenship (I would know because my grandmother was born outside of Hannover) and also citizenship through being born in Germany and having a parent live there for around 10 years as a resident.

>>74876740
>

>>74873014

I've been saying this since he was hired. But no one listened

>>74872371

You are getting sent back Hector

>>74872385

You are going to be publicly executed for not supporting your country you fucking faggot.

dont mind me, just filtering word PULI, and moving on

>>74882361
Oh honey, you can't avoid it.

>>74882361
sorry sweetie, this meme is here to stay

>>74882361
Oh dearie, you will just have to deal with it like the big boy you are.