USA vs Honduras WCQ Thread #3

>Pulishit

He sucks

third for proud cuck

>>74868007
Any of you faggots know where the US NT is staying for their match here? I'll try to get Pulisic's autograph

WENGER OUT I SAY

First for PulisGOD

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>>74868069

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what were you doing when you were 18? hopefully it had nothing to do with 4chan

>>74868069
you're a faggot

>You will never be a Spanish/Portueguese conquistador
>you will always be Anglo scum

Guys, why did we have to get colonized by the most uncultured and soulless bunch of cucks in Europe?

>>74868069
You have to go back.

If scoring 3 goals is called a hat-trick, what is getting 3 assists called?

>>74868069
CHI

>>74868116
Ass-play

>>74868116
cuck-trick

>Last in group

Is the US in danger of not qualifying?

>>74868069
2ez4(You)s

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>>74868090
Y-y-yeah...

>>74868116
Failure

>>74868090
I have unironically (and unapologetically) been here since 2006. I ain't even mad tho since life has turned out fine.

did you see that shot by wisconsin

>>74868090
i'm here

>>74868116
A helping handy

Altidore is so fucking bad holy shit

>>74868123
Ok my dude, we get it, you want to fit in. Just calm down

>6-0

wew lads, not bad not bad
I guess klinsi really was the problem

>pulisic scored
>just like me about an hour ago with a nice 8/10 qt

what a successful night for the both of us :)

>oldtidore

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>Altidore

>altidore

>>74868136
Just realized that my collection is lacking an Iraq flag

Altidore is not starter material.

>ALTISHIT AGAIN

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>>74868090
I was playing d1 college vball and on /sp/

>>74868159
>lieing on 4chan
get a fucking life

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>ALTIDORE

>>74868007
>6-0
Is Honduras going to join us?

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I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
> FIGHT AND WIN
SEE YOU IN RUSSIA
beat panama and its gg ez

Fucking Altishit.

>>74868159
BREMEN
R
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M
E
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>>74868116
Played soccer like pulisic. Pick up game against the local chicanos.

>>74868159
Arena formed a system around the players
Klinsmann kept trying to fit squares into round holes

>>74868159
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

>>74868159
so what was his name, bro?

>>74868007
>loltidore
>pinto
>pulishit

>>74868007
wow

your keeper is no sweeper i'll tell you that

altidore the typa nigga that didnt make it into basketball and had to pick between povertyball and boreball

that was sunderland-tier altidore

>it's an Altidore is playing just to fill the black bull quota episode

>>74868185
>lieing
CHI

>>74868159
Getting raped does not count as a date, Cenk.

t. Getting raped

>pulisic gives a golden chance
>altidore turns it to shit

My asshole hurts and I'm not even Honduran

>>74868185
It's not so much the lying as it is actually bragging about having had sex. Maybe it's because people here are young but once you hit 21 you'll realize how fucking easily attainable and mundane sex is.

>>74868090
Welp

>>74868216
>>74868221
kek

>>74868238
fake and gay

im gonna play soccer against mexicans sunday morning it's gonna get heated they better not call me a gringo i kno what that means

>>74868227
>giving a fuck about my grammar
it's America. no one gives a shit

>>74868152
Underrated post

>>74868213
Howard has never been anything over than a shot stopper

That quality can blur people's opinion
Doesn't mean he's not the best keeper we have though

>>74868116
Nothing, don't be stupid.

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>>74868251

>>74868234
>t. Getting raped
like, currently?

>>74868090
Most people here aren't even 18 yet. They're not going to do shit with their lives anyway so your point is still valid

>>74868159
Pic

Altidore dat one nigga that act thug around his white friends but cross the street when he see black folk walking his direction

>>74868251
When they could you near the box you should whisper to them, "build that Wall".

>>74868264
He means our team getting raped.

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>>74868251
>>74868261
fucking samefag

>>74868251
At least bolillo sounds cuter.

Honduras drew Mexico in the Azteca in September
It eliminated Canada

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>that shirtless guy behind the net with curly ginger body hair
absolutely disgusting

all these virgins get mad at the nazi for getting laid.
oh i am laffin

>dempsey
He's been doing fine, but still made me kek.

>>74868291
rip anon

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>>74868294
nah

I believe that we will win.

Boy this really helped that terrible GD we had.

>brooks out
>buildup turns to shit

>>74868308
>malt beverage
NOT FERMENTED!!!

>>74868310
You hear Lorde's new songs?

They're fantastic.

>>74868216
Hes haitian, grew up with the game

Ironically there no "other sport rejects" in the us team like literally everyone thinks

DEMPSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>>74868258
kept a clean sheet, which is enough i guess, but he should stop panicking whenever he gets the ball, it makes all the defenders nervous

What's up with these bright ass colored cleats? What happened to the simple black pair? Are players blind?

>>74868327
B-b-but Doyle told me Brooks was shit!

>>74868310
what?

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>>74868310
>lettin women steal your primal fluids empowering their witch power and destroying your mental defenses against jews

lmao

>>74868330
yeh i heard green light and one other that was about being used they are swell

Brooks was just cramping. He is fine.

>>74868254
CHI

He's fucking dehydrated?!?

how the fuck do you get dehydrated as a professional athlete

>>74868344
He is

>>74868334
Yedlin literally did other sports before settling with soccer for college.

>>74868334
> haitians
> divegrass

just because theyre poor doesnt mean they play the sport m8, thats kinda racist if you ask me

god

DAMMIT

ALTIDORE

>professional athlete
>lol forgot to drink water

>>74868327
What's should be USA's philosophy?

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>>74868310
>3dpd
Not even once.

Also
>altidore

>Brooks with dehydration

What the fuggg

>dehydrericans

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>>74868310
nigga what

>>74868264
you are a fucking idiot

>no 10-0

Pathetic

>>74868361
>>74868363
Just a simple case of not drinking enough fluids.

damn, did not expect this many (you)s

>>74868185
>lieing

lel, not a lie lad

>>74868210
good one :^)

>>74868200
nah, RLP lad

>>74868208
klinsmann never was the tactical guy
just a good motivator, but that effect wears off after a while I guess

>>74868209
already did ;)

>>74868234
another good one ;^)

>>74868242
calm down, it was literally just a little side note for my congratulary usa/pulisic post

the sex was good tho

i'm a dortmund sympathizer btw, so I'm always happy when pulisic scores (and doesn't get injured)

is bruce arena elite?

>he's put bradley in his fucking hole
>put pulisic on the attack

that's already 2 things klinsmann never fucking did

all we nee next is for him to take off altidore and start subbing off old man dempsey in the 60th minute

>>74868389
Just win, baby.

>>74868349
ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA
5 th ( F I T F H )

>>74868242
This. Though I guess 4chan's problem is that it's a self-selecting crowd of socially challenged young men, so the conversation here naturally is centered around pussy-worship or downright woman resentment. it only bothers me since until i actually left for college, those three years that i'd spent on here left me with the impression that sex is borderline impossible to get, yet college made it painfully fucking clear that even the most uptight of """Stacies""" will literally let you in bed if you just say hi.

/blog

>dehydrated
>It's raining
Pick one faggot

>>74868414
*sips cum*

>>74868397
German desu his mom just loved black soldiers

>Altidore incapable of running one direction and turning his head another

USA is now better at divegrass than England. Try to prove me wrong.

>>74868334
Haitian born, but grew up in JEW YORK. He said his favorite athlete growing up was Allen Iverson

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How do you get dehydrated in this?

>>74868400
ok

So if we win against Panama we are safe?

Guys, if we were able to reach the Copa america semifinals with a meme coach like Klinsmann who never organized the team properly can we actually do it in the world cup?

>>74868446
be a pussy from berlin thats how

>>74868446
EAST COAST FAG SPOTTED

>>74868423
why are u mad? are u a woman or something

>be american
>get dehydrated

>>74868415
>german teaching english
God we really are fucking stupid

>>74868441
Pro tip. I literally cannot. Did all the research, too.

>>74868424
>it only bothers me since until i actually left for college, those three years that i'd spent on here left me with the impression that sex is borderline impossible to get, yet college made it painfully fucking clear that even the most uptight of """Stacies""" will literally let you in bed if you just say hi.
THIS X 1 FUCKING BILLION! and i say that as a slightly nerdy college freshman. /r9k/ and 4chan in general can really fucking warp your worldview if you're not careful

>>74868441
weve been better
they literally lost to a team containing a dentist and a part-time gas station attendant

>>74868446
past your bedtime little buddy

Should i watch porn or read a Zygmunt bauman book? It`s 01:42 here

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>>74868456
Alot of meme magic and we will probably get far

THE WALL

>>74868456
Well we faced a pretty easy route during the Copa America and we basically played bunkerball every game
So it's much different

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE

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How can one man be so based?

Did you see that world-class control from altidore?

GODWARD IS BACK

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>it's a concacaf pay honduras debts to get into the worl dcup episode
wew

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>>74868504

>>74868441
Even Iceland is better than England.

>>74868504
We have 11 boulders on the pitch if you guys need any material for the blocks

I'm mad that we couldn't get score one more goal in the past 20 minutes to make it 7-0

>>74868489
I watched baseball games at 6am last week
So fuck off

>>74868494
>posting miniature BBs.

>>74868538
you mean >wbc games

not baseball

>>74868505
>easy route

We had Colombia, Paraguay and Costa Rica in the group and we were expected to finish last yet we won the group. Against Ecuador, we grinded out the win despite going down 10.

Good game, fellas. Well played.

>>74868389
to win the world cup? portugal style
to even qualify? high press high line

>>74868416
Sub him off for who? We have shit for strikers

Howard is UNironically a top 50 GK in the WORLD

>>74868543
>not posting anything

step it up fampai

>>74868443
He grew up in NJ which is just a big suburb and we all know soccer thrives in Northeastern suburbs. Also, he went to IMG so he was focused on soccer for a while

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>those freckles all over Pulisic's back
QT
T

H0NDURA6

>>74868532
kek

Is Dempsey still on? if so stream pls

players literally rushing to Pulisic to trade shirts like he is Ronaldo
truly the GOAT

>get hat trick

>not player of the game

>players already asking for PulisGOAT's jersey

YOU JUST KNOW

can the US still qualify?

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Fun game fun game :3

Good game guys, see ya next round, God bless all of you

>>74868441
Think we have been better since 2010

>>74868586
dumb hue poster will be murdered by the weeks end

Nice game, murrica. Until the next match :3

>>74868538
getting cranky already I see, alright lights out now

- Altidore needs to go
- Bradly is not as bad as people say but if there's someone that can play as a CDM the coach should try them ot
-Puligoat wore the big boy pants and is showing a lot of confidence and potencial

8/10 good match

>>74868586
Thanks BR friend. Tune in Tuesday!

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WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

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Well done murricans, one of the best matches in this qualities.

>USA 4-1 Panama

we qualifying bois

>turn on the game
>no goals anymore

meh

so was the US so strong or hondurass so shit or both?

>>74868441
>Copa America semifinals

>A DENTIST

>beat Germany at their national stadium in a friendly

>Englel can't even beat Germany's B team with a retiring Podolski

Not even a debate.

So what does that Hex look like now?

>>74868552
Still pretty easy
We only beat teams we were supposed to beat
The only reason every expected us to fail was because we lost to fucking Guatemala 3 months before

>>74868586
maybe i should tune in to SA games next time

Who is the next opponent? good game, burgiemans

>>74868646
/culo/mbia game when?

>>74868666
Both. Except some goals were just unstoppable like Dempsey's free kick goal.

>>74868666
both. USA looked great on some, then Hondurass looked like strawmen on others. They gave up an early goal and collapsed.

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>>74868441

>>74868649
>counting the chickens whilst they hatch

thanks for fucking us

>>74868666
hondurans a shit. mexicans would have doubled our score at least.

but things are looking up, arena is competent.

>>74868676
We're in the playoff with Asia spot
A win against Panama and we're back in the automatic qualifying spots

>>74868489
>You literally have to wake up at 4 and 7 to catch epl games

>>74868441
am english can confirm
PULIGOD
LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP YOU FROM 2018 GLORY?

>>74868678
Do this, next round will be interesting

>>74868720
>epl
?

>>74868720
>watching leagues thousands of miles away
Lol fuck that shit

Hey remember when the US was gonna lose this one

>>74868666
Honduran's collapse easily, but otherwise the team is mostly shit

4th place lads

Was Nagbe even playing?

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is it time to retire this? or is it too soon?

>>74868667
agree, see you in the group stages burger you can prove it once and for all

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Good match. Keep it up and make it 5-0 against Mexishit.

>>74868804
too soon. retire when qualification is guaranteed,

>>74868804
Nah you're right it looks like ass straight ass

>FIGHT AND WIN

>poo-listic
STOP PRONOUNCING IT LIKE THIS

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>>74868766
>mfw I saw this coming
>mfw people kept telling me to be optimistic

>>74868858
you have to go back

did anyone else just see the shot which ended the Florida / Wisconsin game

>>74868826
you're overly optimistic.

i've run out of beers to be too happy about this game, usa could have easily brought the score to 9-0 with just a bit more refinement.

>>74868305
Those fuckers played a 1-5-5, that shit was impenetrable like op's little sisters vagina

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/gallery/usmnt-player-ratings-honduras-world-cup-qualifying-hex-analysis-032517
>omar
>3
JUST
didnt think he did that bad tho.

>>74869151
still got a clean sheet
still the only American that has won a title outside of MLS in recent times

>>74869151
He was pretty terrible this game 2bf

>>74868251
jajaja pinches gringos