/hoc/

>WONGS

Leafs making playoffs if singles

>>74864536
>shorks
good night then lads

You know your team sucks when ADAM CRACKNELL scores a hatty on you

hat trick for adam cracker

If digits Canes make the playoffs and sweep the Caps.

>>74864599
IT SHALL BE DONE

this is all part of the plan lads

don't you worry

>>74864536
does that doggy actually think he's a real pilot? lol

tfw in a rush bet for sharks over stars by accident

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:^)

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Haha get fucked jests

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Nashville Predators are the best NHL team ever

Shorks are shorking a little early this year, aren't they?

Anyone have a gif of Methot waggling his shattered finger by Crosby slash around from last night?

>sh6rks

>>74864742
fuck buddy fuck

>>74864739
Beat the reddit hawks in round one pls

Are the shorks always this bad?

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Dallas taking a big green shit on the Shorks. I love it. Can't wait to see Calgary/Mexiheim/Edmonton shit all over them in the first round

>>74864818
Yes. It's the fucking Sharks, they're cursed.

>>74864536
I chose this thread
Nice picture

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Thanks Dallas!

I like the sharks but am not a communist from cali am I cool?

>>74864818
they're first in their division, so no

they're playing like a fucking minor league team rn tho

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>>74864817
i'll make tons of fist of the north star memes to make it happen, first was saros moon now this

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>>74865037
Hey Best Team in the League(tm) will you beat the shorks next?

>>74865025
That's what was confusing about this game. I'm new to hockey (I know its late in the season) and I liked their logo desu senpai. I'm not gonna make the judgment just off this game though.

>>74865025
>they're first in their division
Not for long

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Hello Friends,

You may only post ITT if your team didn't get HALAK'D tonight

>not so fast Shittsburgh

Let's celebrate a Pong free thread by replying THANK YOU JARO to this post

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>>74865074
Consider it done

Won a radio contest to hang out with Austin Mathews for a day

>I go to meet him outside the radio station
>his parents pull over in a minivan to pick me up
>we go back to their house, both Austin and me are in the back seats
>Get to his house, Austin barely says a word to me. Go to his bedroom and play PS4.
>his parents made us mac and cheese for lunch, and we both had a big glass of milk
>"yummy yummy milky milky!" Austin yelled repeatedly
>At around 4pm his dad came in the room to ask if I needed a ride home, he distracted Austin from his game and he threw a fit
>threw dishes at his dad and told his dad to get the fuck out of his life
>I left asap and his dad drove me to the subway.

>>74865169
The Ducks can't pass them tonight

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can we watch more college together in the future lads

autistic NCAA hating leaf need not apply

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>>74865260
No but they can tie tonight
>stupid leaf

>>74865292
UMD/OSU 2-2 going to OT rn.
youtube stream crashed but here's a shitty one.
vipbox dot nu/american-football/17387/1/espnu-live-stream-online.html

>>74865311
The sharks hold the tiebreaker and are therefore, not tied with the Ducks. Stupid spic

>>74865161
when they're good, they're one of the best teams in the league

this was by far their worst game this season
however every team has bad games; penguins gave up 7 straight goals against the blowjobs earlier this season, for instance, and are still a top team

shorks are just coasting for some reason because they know they're in the playoffs no matter what
they also haven't lost more than 5 games back to back this season, so expect them to pull out all the stops tomorrow

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>>74865359
In points you autist.
>trying this hard to deny the incoming choke storm

>>74865342
thanks bro, but i found a good stream on >E!SPN

>>74865411
>>74865311
Being tied in points doesn't matter m8 c'mon stop making >us look bad

>>74865411
Standings > points.

Tell me your favourite band /hoc/ and I'll tell you if you have shit taste or not.

>>74865964

Devin Townsend Project

>>74865964
Billy Talent

>Shorks

First round exit against the Flames confirmed

>>74866038
Solid taste
>>74866081
lmao

>>74865964
ace of base

What are the most annoying names in the NHL? For me it's Laine, because you want to pronounce it 'Lane" but it has some gay effeminate 'neigh' at the end. Melchiori is fucking terrible too.

>>74866212
Martinook

>>74866211
I saw the taste, and it opened up my eyes that is good taste

Chlamydia sucks bros

>>74866408
That's what you get for being a degenerate. Enjoy your short children if you arent already infertile.

>>74866499
I don't have it, but my girlfriend got it from a toilet seat she said and we can't have sex for awhile.

>>74866552
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""toilet seat"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>74866552
oh nevermind then. that happened to my gf too

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>>74866552
>from a toilet seat she said

>>74865964
la dispute

>>74866700
excellent taste

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>>74865037
Fist of the North Star you say?

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>>74866862
How about the most meme goaler of all time

>>74865454
>>74865637
Points is the first thung considered in standings. They only have to win 1 more game than the sharks to win.

>>74865964

Thank You Scientist

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Is he a dirty player?

>>74864536
Awww hi doggo

>>74868110
He's a bust

>>74868110
> Is he the best player ever?
Yes he is anon

>yfw kuch quietly steals the rocket

>>74868110
The dirtiest

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>blacklivesmatter wings

>>74868217
>best player ever
not even top 5

What did San Diego mean by this?

https://twitter.com/TheAHL/status/845494173050388484

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>>74868551
> That flag
Holy shit you must be Connor mcdacid
Hi Connor
Sid's better than you you little bitch and so are the penguins

>>74868217
Is Sidney Crosby actually the best player ever?

Why are the Sharks choking now? It's not the playoffs yet.

>>74868827
No. He has choked too many scoring titles to be the best

>>74868827
fuck no

top 50 barely

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>>74868827
Look here friend
>>74868217

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hey

>>74868827
no he's like... ~105th best

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who can stop >us when we get that last wild card and Stamkos and all our other injured players come back?

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>>74868983
>implying

>>74868983
The Penguins aka best team in the history of the NHL

#dynasty

>>74868999
>ilels
>playoffs

pick one and only one

>>74869014
those trips mean i don't have to pick, ladlet

eat another pub sub for me

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>>74868983
>us in the disney bowl

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>>74868827
*raises paw*
Um, yes! Plus he's so hawt.

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>>74869004
Pittsburgh is the greatest place on earth

why are dog threads always the slowest?

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>8 game point streak with the weakest east teams next 3 games.
Who will stop us when we come into the playoffs with a 18 game point streak?

>>74869263
>see doggo thread
>immediately feel guilt and take my doggo for a nice long walk

Gets me everytime

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>>74869333
Chekt

>>74869333
Whoever >you have to play in round 1

>>74869333
>Trips here
>>74864599
>Dubs here
IS KEK WILLING THIS?
Is Canada fucked?

>>74869430
Lets see
If digits canes cuck canada out of a playoff spot

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>>74869333
>Who will stop us

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>>74869333
The phone call that saved Carolina???

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Who can stop them ?

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>>74869702
Not those piece of shit Jets that's for sure
Fuck this team

>>74869333
depends who you play in the first round

because the answer is them

and take columbus with you

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>win a contest to hang out with Brad Marchand for a day
>not my favorite player but still a Bruin so I'm happy
>we meet in downtown Boston for lunch
>typical upscale cafe
>our waitress is pretty short but cute
>he says about her "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud? You know I lead the league in shorties right?"
>"I don't think that is true"
>he gives me a light tap to the back of my ankle with his foot under the table, I get the hint
>after lunch we go to a florist
>I wonder who we are going to give the flowers to maybe some sick kids?
>instead Mr. Marchand spends 2 hours sniffing every flower in the store repeatedly demanding I smell certain ones and asking "ain't that the good shit?"
>finally we take a cab to TD Garden and take a tour of the place
>I got to meet a lot of the staff and see the locker room, it was awesome
>about halfway through Brad gets a call
>he talks very quietly and after he hangs up says he needs to end the day prematurely
>His whole demeanor has changed and he keeps rubbing his nose, I wonder if he got too much pollen in there
>The last thing he says before leaving is "call my agent to get signed shit our whatever, I gotta go get bruined" and winked at me
Still a cool tour of the place.

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>>74869333

Why does Crosbitch not get a slashing penalty ?

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>>74869847
>>he says about her "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud?
Every fucking time

>>74869887
Because the league and refs are biased.

>>74869887
You tell us Mr. Crosby, why are you posting here anyways?

>>74869923
The players will sort him out on the ice now, they won't let that suit slide.
Career ending concussion incoming

>>74869956
One can only hope. I personally hope he picks a fight and gets both a concussion and a broken jaw.

>Ottawa captain Erik Karlsson said it was an unfortunate play, but a play that happens all the time. This one just went bad.

>"[Crosby] puts his stick in as [Methot] is trying to shoot the puck in and unfortunately it hits his finger," Karlsson said. "It turns out worse than most other times, plays like that happen all the time, but I don't think it was intentional or dirty."

>snes

Sure is reddit in here

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>>74869981
the best hope is for the islels to sneak into the playoffs and go full REEEEEEE on him, pic related

>>74865964
Kodak to Graph

>>74870043
But i also hate the isles...mixed feelings

>>74870030
>most other times

Anyone have videos of worse times? I can think of the time Ballard tried to kill his own goaler. Shame karma had to be exercised with him convulsing on the ice.

>Patlan Noltrick
>Peak in your Draft -1 year

Oh, Canada

>>74870030
Except Crosbitch has always been adirty faggot escaping calls because of Unkie Bettman.
I bet Bill Daly had a gun pressed against Karlsson's temple when he said that.

>>74870162
Guns aren't allowed in Canada.

>>74870209
Then how ya gonna stop me from having a gun. Checkmate anti gunners

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>>74870209
My biceps are criminal then.

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>>74870209
Nigga you dumb?

>>74870246
You eat your own semen.

Biting toenails with mouth master-race reporting in

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>there are people rn who live in flyover states/canada

>>74870932
hell yea dude

that old milk smell hnnng

>>74871684
Coastie states are either filled with blacks, beaners or Jews though.
Fuck that noise.

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>>74871740
pol plz go

>>74871740
It's true I hate the fucking minorities here, 90% are druggies and try starting shit at grocery stores or fast food restaurants, really anywhere they go they bring awful shit around them. You'll see niggers with trench coats walking up to people asking if they want to buy a half smoke cigarette. Florida was a mistake

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>>74871731
>>74870932
>leafs

>>74864536
That picture makes me smile. /hoc/ has the GOAT memes.

but seriously you fags have terrible comments. I'm not joking, reading your comments is depressing and makes me sad. Go fuck yourselfs.

>>74872098
get the fuck out you disgusting transplant. transplants and snowbirds are ruining it here

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Never plays dirty, always on the move, play style is fun to watch, not a one-trick pony.

Honestly, how can you hate the guy?

>>74871684
http://uk.businessinsider.com/mercer-2016-quality-of-living-worldwide-city-rankings-2016-5
>4 Canadian cities on the list
>Not a single US city
Great country ou heve there, Jethro

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Is he /elite/?

You now know he is 24

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morning.

>>74871684

>living below the Mason-Dixie line for the next 7 months

I've been to Texas in May, the sun sizzles your ball hair. Fuck that shit you brown skinned Aztec pyramid taco fucks.

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>>74864536
Cute doggo!

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>>74872201

I need a Finnish (You) before bed to ensure a good night sleep.

>>74872192
>>74872211
Go back to bed you Finnish cunts. Fuck I hate all of you. Pissed off as a bitch

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>>74872249

>>74872249
Fuck off, Finland gave me Laine & Teemu so they are based in my books.

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This is now a doggo thread

>>74864536
If Tampa bay somehow makes the playoffs do they pressure stamkos to come back in the post season?

I vote no but what do you boys think

>>74872282
Probably, they literally have no chance to make it deep without Stammer.

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>>74872236

>>74864612
LMAO a dog CANNOT get a pilot licence! That is against the PAW hahahahhahaha

>>74872282
That's really hard to say. Stammer has made it clear that he isn't playing until he's 100% and the lightning seem to have their shit together for the most part without him.

He definetly would help

>>74872129
and mexicans and nigger. Florida is a lost cause, I miss Tennessee go Preds

>>74872299
Lmao another great Finnish gif

Also I say Laine in person recently, that fella is bigger than I expected

>>74872299
Thx m80, may my dreams be filled with lihapullat and mämmi.

>>74864536
I really want ovechkin to win the cup this year lads. I really think he's a nice boy. If he gets a cup he will be an undisputed all time great.

If not him then Thornton.

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>>74872344
Big guy

>>74872369
Gold ol Pirkanmaa boy

>>74872308
Get out transplant

Name dumb motherfuckers who are in the NHL

I'll start

Ristolainen
Granlund
Koivu
barkov
Niemi
Jokinen
Maata
Lehtonen
rinne

You get the idea

>>74872410
>get out transplant, only were allowed to make Florida a shithole

>>74872383
Good post
He's a good ol Tesoma boy

>>74872427
why are Barkov and Rinne typed with lowercase?

>>74873171
He copy pasted the rest of them since he couldn't spell them

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>Pongs

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Do you guys like hockey?

>>74873358
Does hockey like me?

>>74864536
what's the googly doodle today?

>>74864657
>not -stein

>>74864536
hoc has the best pictures

Maybe I should actually try and watch this silly sport. How do you get into hockey? Just watch nbc coverage? I've literally never watched a full match

>>74873781
you are the OP aren't you? What's the google doodle today?

Is Coach's Corner Transcribed reddit? I think it's the best hockey meme of the year.

>>74873426
Is Mora IK /ourteam/?

>>74873781
first rule: ignore all grease posts

then just watch hockey games until you find a team you like

>>74873781
Pretty much. Read up one basic rules if you need, and then just get to watching. You may also want to just look around on nhl.com

>>74873824
No, but
Mora >>>>> Leksand

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>https://www.nhl.com/news/hurricanes-invite-fan-onto-team-bus-in-montreal/c-288065866
>tfw the hasbs are literally losing fans to the canes

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>>74874081
>frogs shitposting about the Canes relocating to Quebec
>mfw the Habs are the ones to relocate instead

>>74874153
seeing that webm makes me cringe so fucking hard. I've had nails ripped off of my fingers, but that shit looks so much more painful.

>>74874142
I hate the habs, but how stupid are you? Or are you just shitposting?

>>74874242
Calmez-vous monsieur, c'est une blague

>>74874363
calm yourself sir. alsdkfjlksdjf
Speak English, you fucking retard

Should IIHF Division 1 A and B just merge together to create one single Division 1 Championship and Division 2 also same thing?

Bigger tourneys and more exciting imo.

>>74874383
are you really that worried about being relegated?

>>74874383
I merged with your mum last night

What you guys having for breakfast? Turkman just brought me a kebab roll with blue cheese and I'll be washing it down with a cold one.

Still three and a half hours untill Denver is playing. Remember to watch, lads.

>>74874485
gonna make bacon and eggs

>>74874501
Always a solid choice.

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I'm back, bitches. Did you miss me?

Why is the NHL so bad at challenges? they got 2 wrong in the pens game yesterday

>>74874547
Wow I should've double checked the photo before posting. There's some Mexican watermark on there, how embarrassing

>>74874554
Suck my dick

>>74874554
They shouldn't even have them, I watch probably 65-70% of all games and from all the challenges I see I can count maybe 2 that I've seen actually overturned, the officials don't like admitting they're wrong and the NHL has that call on the ice rule.

>>74874586
4chan is supposed to be fun. Your post was boring and gay

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I think Ilves of Tampere will be better warriors today. They are with honor.

>>74874485
Go Huskies!

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6 years later and /sp/ is still too pussy to address me directly. You people should be ashamed

>>74874415
Just would make for more interesting tourneys instead of most of them just being 5 countries in one or something

>>74874641
Sadly they're the wrong Huskies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ti2G8Xluw

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Well I'm going to A&W for some mama burgers. All of you should probably go ahead and kill yourselves

>>74874742
>>74874754
Faggot

>>74874153
>>>/r/eddit

>>74874756
Bring me some sweet potato fries.

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>>74874760
You're a disgrace. Get off /sp/ and go meditate. Your brain is obviously malfunctioning

>>74874779
K

>>74874756
>tfw no a&w nearby
kill me

>>74874790
Fuck off.

>>74874779
Don't talk to this fag he goes away eventually

>accidentally gave a (You) to the canadian redditurd

>>74874383 >>74874485 >>74874507 >>74874627 >>74874742
here finns have these they're basically worthless now

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>>74874802
>>74874835
>>74874800
All right, well you can eat a dick. I'm out

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>>74874835

Is Crosby having concussion symptoms again? He is sure having random fits of rage.

Or is he just getting to the point he feels hes mastered the playmaker role and sniper role and wants to try the pest role?

>>74874081
Canes getting THIS desperate for fans.

>>74874754
The UP is full of Finns though, you should be a fan of Tech not a bunch of dude weed lmaos in Denver

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>>74874957
He is going to pull a Wideman before the season is over. His concussion symptoms are back with a vengeance.

morning hoc

just took a cheeky crosby lads

>>74875278
Evening

>>74875278
Morning Canada

>>74874383
No way, there are enough blowout games as it is we don't need more

>>74875292
How's your booty hole feel? Did you shit on his dick?

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Crosby and Marchand are dirty players

~ Ed from Edmonton

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>Stone confirmed ready for tonight

Prepare your anuses, Frogs. No amount of microfractures will be able to save you from what's coming tonight.

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>>74875513
Btfo the Frogs snes

Memeteams for life

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>Laffs will destroy the ruins playoff dreams tonight

>>74868110
Eats dicks on a constant basis

Cam atkinson and Nikita kucherov are the cleanest players in hockey and never try to purposely penalize

>>74875513
I wouldnt even trade Tomas Jurco for that bust faggot

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>>74872301
>>74872201

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who /brynas/ here?

>>74875612
Me to be honest

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>>74875531
.>we will, based Canesbro

>>74875573
>nominated for Calder
>60+ points player
>dominates the league in takeaways
>drafted 178th overall
>bust

Riveting.

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>I was in Canada last summer visiting a friend from college
>on my way to his place I stopped at a timmies to see what it was all about
>as I was waiting to checkout i noticed holy fuck its Sidney Crosby in front of me
>he was buying a pack of gum and 6L of water
>The young girl at the register rang up his purchase but accidentally gave him the wrong change
>she turned around to ask the manager to open the till but Sid had already jumped the counter
>he started mercilessly beating her repeating "where is my fuckin loonie skank, where the fuck is it?"
>the manager was profusely apologizing saying the girl will never work for him again
>after she lost a tooth he picked up it put it in his pocket and left
>he only grabbed 4L of the water, threw the other 2 across the store
>I saw him peel out of the parking lot in his lifted truck
Honestly their coffee isn't that good, timbits weren't bad.

Did you guys know Canadian money is made out of plastic?

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>>74875674
>Pack of gum at Timmies

Dropped

>>74875748
Fitting considering its worth

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Fuck Crosby and fuck white people

>>74875853
Well your half right

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>>74875674
>Pack of gum

Stopped reading there familia

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GAAAARRRYYY THEY HURTED MY BRAIN AGAIN

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Corey Perry unironically is one of the cleaner players on Team Canada now.

What a great timeline we live in.

>>74875822
>>74875865
I always thought timmies was a gas station with a big food selection.
My whole life is a lie.

Apparently they have plans to move into my area, I guess I'll give it a shot.

>>74875748
Why doesn't it break?

I'm getting ready to fucking crush someone with my text. I don't know who yet. Probably Laine.

>>74875888
hes also a great captain and ambassador for canada

crosby would have gotten a concussion here from shaking his hand too hard

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>>74875674
>implying Crosby doesnt work at Timmies in the summer to pay for his Katana lessons

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*TRIGGERED*

>>74875900
the food has been shit for years, dont bother

>>74875853
How did you get that wrong you dummy

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GUYYYSSS STOP HURTING MY BRAAAAAIIIINNN

>>74875922
Is that Richard Park in the background? Is he related to Ho Sang?

>>74875888
Corey Perry is ugly in the right ways.
Looks like a movie villian

>>74875934
Crosby teleported behind me and jerked my hand in a critical moment. Fuck him.

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GUYYYSSSS IM SERIOUS MY MOMMY SAID STOP HURTING MY BRAAINN OR SHE'LL TAKE THE PUCK AWAY

>>74875878
>>74875968
The Pongs alternate jersey is pretty ugly desu

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THATS IT IM CALLING MR BETTMAN RIGHT NOW TO GIVE EACH OF YOU A PENALTY AND ME A HAT TRICK

> He has recalled numerous instances in which opposing players intentionally attempted to injure him, as well as constant verbal abuse from parents on and off the ice. Parents taunted and threatened Crosby so harshly, he took to not wearing his jersey between tournament games while he waited to play so that he would not be recognized.[23] Due to this treatment, he elected to play for the American hockey program at Shattuck-Saint Mary's Boarding School, Minnesota for the 2002–03 hockey season

Crosby confirmed for not being able to handle the bants
Canadians confirmed for being so autistic about hokkei they bully children

>>74876021
lel what a fag crysby is

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tfw not sure if i want Isles or Pooins to win tonight
leaning towards Isles t b h
even though they're closer to >us in standings

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Give it to me bluntly guys, is vanpooper going to win today?

>>74876104
vanpooper will never win anything ever again

>>74876088
well one of those teams is in your division and one isnt

take a guess which one you dont want to win

>>74876128
true but there is only one wild card slot available in the east (rags have a lock on #1) so if the Pooins lose tonight but keep winning after and the isles keep winning >we're fucked m8

i wouldnt worry too much about the bruins m8

>>74875944
I wish he'd pull more shenanigans like he used to. Like stealing sticks and squirting gloves.

>>74876196
thats what they told us when it was 4-1 leafs with 10 minutes left in game 7

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Denver vs Michigan Tech. Who's your pick and why is it the Pioneers?

>>74876276
How much did you bet on them, you gambling addicted mongol monkey? Literally kys.

>>74876276
you are in the wrong thread my mouth-breathing friend

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Why did he decide to lead the league in goals this year?

>>74876360
bigger rink, less ads, what's not to like?

>>74876334
>>74876360
A lot of rude people here it seems

>>74874081
When they move to Quebec they'll steal all of Montreal's french speaking fans.

Now that 15/16 Playoff spots are basically confirmed which SCF matchup causes the most memes?

Which causes the most shitposting?

Laffs and Oilers cause most shitposting for sure

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>rags

>>74876276
You never answered why you want dude weed lmao to win over the UP which is full of Finns. My brother went to Tech for two years so I guess them?

>>74876104
BROCK
R
O
C
K

>>74876486
Lmao why is he playing? The announcers were saying he still looks tired yesterday and now he is playing a game <24 hours after 2 OT? I bet he plays 3 shifts and is only here to bang his slampieces in Burnsville.

>>74875573
I barely even consider the Senators a real team...
but Stone is an excellent player.

Stone >>>> Jurco

>>74876437
Canes beating Oilers in the final would cause the most memes and shitposting.

>>74876481
Never really watched NCAA hockey before, but there's a good Finnish player in Denver so I thought I could watch. No more to it.

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>>74876516
HISTORY WILL NOT REPEAT!

>>74876509
All probably true, but he's the best thing we have going and this is Jimbo's way of powdering his nuts.

Brock just needs to get open and shoot the goddamn puck. We haven't had anybody that can get a decent one-timer off in years.

>>74876509
injured rather not tired, everyone was tired.

>>74876509
To burn a year of his ELC

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>>74876437
oilers/pens

mcdavid vs crosby would be epic, imagine pic related in the stanley cup final, im sure bettman has wet dreams about the hype

>>74876533
Ahhh that makes sense then. Did you ever watch the goofers when Haula was there? That team was stacked.

>>74876537
He passed instead of shooting in several odd man rushes yesterday so GL with that. Part of the reason the announcers thought he still had lingering injuries.

>>74876550
>free hand parallel to the dick

Textbook 2-minute molestation penalty.

>>74876568
I've only seen some highlights. Great atmosphere there.

>>74876602
The student section is fun but its only like 3 of 20 sections. The rest is just families and old fucks that have held on to their season tickets for 3 decades. Does still get loud though.

>>74876550
>oilols
>scf
lmfao mate

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>People seriously believe the Blackhawks won't win the Stan Lee Cup this year
They're on their way to win the Con Smithe Trophy with the way they're playing.

>>74876891
I agree the Blackhawks team will certainly win the Con Smithe

>>74876935
And the Superb Owl

>>74876958
DA BEARS

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So how do you guys feel about all the NBA players getting "rest" on nationally broadcasted games? It's pissing off the fans and networks and it's certainly going to cost the nba money and TV slots when they have to redo the contracts.

Do you guys think the NHL can use this to thier advantage in some way?

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>Jets

Who else?

>>74877051
>Apehoop
It's boring as fuck because all you need to do is turn in during the last 5 minutes. It's not like every real sport where there can be a big momentum shifting play.

Chicago's going to win the Cup again, aren't they? Goddamnit.

>>74877149
still not a dynasty

>rags

>>74877149
>t. Chiraq falseflagger

Chocolate and beer goes well together

>>74877250
Does Finland have chocolate beer?

>>74877264
Idk

>>74877264
they have liquorice/salmiakki beer

>>74873196
WRONG

It's because I didn't time the shift key well

I bet you feel stupid

its fucking saturday why is the cantpucks game on regional lockout????

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>>74877313
>wanting to watch Wild/Canucks when a comfy Jackets game is on

>>74865964
System of a down

>>74865964
The Gaslight Anthem

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>>74877169
>Not a dynasty
>Team rooster gets raped year after year because of the Salary cap
>Win the Stan Lee Cup 3 (soon to be 4) times in 7 years
>Earn 100+ points in all but 1 of those seasons
>Not a dynasty

>>74877359
59 sound is pretty good
I saw them in 2013

>>74877382
no back-to-back cups, no dynasty

>>74877382
dumb phone poster

>chirape
>second round
Will they burn the city when Nashville bumps them out?

>>74877491
>implying oilgods wont sweep them in the conference final

Give me one good reason why Kansas City won't be the next NHL expansion team

>>74877533
because kansas city is even less relevant than quebec city and seattle