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Not gonna lie, former Cavaliers supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lebron crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the first seed.
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first for the cavs win the chip
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>>74863081
LOL lebrumf, it's all over now I'm with curry now
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knickies
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>>74863223
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>>74863081
Make a proper general ya fagiloni
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How are the Bulls this bad??
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ball brothers gonna make curry their bitch hahaha

apologize warriors fans!
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>fear the deer

lmao
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Is the /nba/ ucla vs Kentucky gamethread?
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Is /nba/ the most autistic general on /sp/? Your guys' culture is so bizarre
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CLINT CAPELA JUST DENIED DEMARCUS COUSINS LMAO
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>>74863223
You should consider ending your life
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>Jason Terry is still around
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>>74863559
/nba/ is probably the the least autistic general, lots of cool black dudes here family
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>>74863374
yes
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Holy shit Booker is elite
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Devin Booker has 64 and the celtics are still gonna win
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>>74863798
>Statpadding in a blowout
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>>74863081
Is Klay Thompson autistic?
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>>74863798
>21-38

kobe proud dad
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>>74863697
love it here! we can chill with the hottest dudes
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Devin Booker just got fucking 70 points. What the fuck
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70 points

fuggggggggg
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>>74863223
>>74863300
>>74863724
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Lonzo
Booker
Ingram
Durant
Zubac

Sixth man: Whiteside

There is literally nobody who can stop us two seasons from now
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AHAHAHAHAHAHH REMEMBER THAT RETARD TRYIN TO SAY DLO BETTER THAN BOOKER QAHHAHAHAHA BTFO BTFO BTFO
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literally what
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>70 points
>All in garbage time
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Don't ever speak to me about Jae Crowder or Marcus Smarts defense again. Do not.
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>>74864061
Who is this "us"
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>70 points
>in a loss
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74864205
this

also dlo is lowkey more qt
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>>74864205
>>74864229
U niggas mad af

Booker is Kobe's one true son. The rest can go f right off.
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BTFO LMAO
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>>74863081
Don't touch Kobe or his sons
>Westbrook
Literally averaging a triple double
>Booker
70 FUCKING POINTS
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booker wtf
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HAHAHHAHAHA
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>>74864205
Lakers fans LITERALLY SHAKING WITH FEAR MWHAHAHABAHAHABABAABAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
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WHAT BOOKER HAD 70 POINTS
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>DUWHITE HOWARD
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>70 points
>-6
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Phx is young as fuck too

THEY NEED BALL

FUCK RIGHT OFF LELKERS
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ok so apparently you fuckers meeming with the kobe son thing and devin booker WASNT A MEME????
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>scoring 70 points a loss
wow almost as unimpressive as kobes last game when the entire jazz team just let him score and didn't even try to defend him
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>intentionally fouling in a blowout to get your player more points

70 is damn impressive but its kinda hollow
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>>74864331
Too late

Ingod already made the call to the bog bros, Ball is coming home.
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>70 points
>still lose
what did he mean by this
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BALL IS LITERALLY GOING TO AVERAGE A DOUBLE DOUBLE IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON

CAP THIS LAKERS FANS! WE OUT HERE
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>>74863081
>tfw either the lakies or the warriors will get booker in a few years

feels good to run /nba/ lakies-warriors-ball-larry broship is the only true broship.
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7 points in a win is more impressive than 70 points in a loss.
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Why are the Bucks better without Parker? Seriously this has happened both times he's torn his ACL, the Bucks start playing a lot better and make a late playoff push
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>tankfags talking about their shitty teams
>meanwhile the deer can't be stopped

Pepper your anus /nba/
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saric: 32pts 10reb
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>>74864423

Middleton came back and Jabari is a bad defender. It was a net gain
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Would people praise Kobe's 81 points if they lost?
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>>74864423
They aren't

They became good when Khris Middleton came back
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>24/26 FT
nigga how did they follow him that much
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>>74864379
ball will enter the league as a top 3 talent only behind ingram and curry desu.
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OMG LONZO IS GETTING BTFO RIGHT NOW IN LMAO
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Is Deebo dare I say it, /ourguy/?
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Suns don't deserve Devin
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Yea he's totally getting "BTFO" when he makes perfect passes to his teammates and they miss wide open layups
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So how badly are the Rockets going to beat the Thunder on Sunday?
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Did UCLA take thrown out Knick jerseys and paste their logo on it?
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@74864410
Just like Durant, Aldridge, Butler, Love, Westbrook

Oh wait HAHAHA
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>>74864560
We didn't want any of those guys, stop trolling. If we want a player we get them, that's the bottom line.
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>>74864549
so if the rackets win and harden plays decent hes guaranteed mvp right
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>>74864549
by about 2 points
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WIGGINS IS ROCKIN BRAIDS

LELKERS ABOUT TO GET BTFO
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You guys must be memeing me. Theres no fucking way Booker scored 70 points....
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>>74864549
By about 35

Westrook will slack off Harden trying to pad rebounds and Harden will score 45
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>>74864577
>We didn't want any of those guys
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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If Lonzo is so good why has his team only scored 30 points in a half? Checkmate
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>#Celtics forward Jae Crowder has declined to speak with the media after the game.
>#Celtics forward Jae Crowder has declined to speak with the media after the game.
>#Celtics forward Jae Crowder has declined to speak with the media after the game.
>#Celtics forward Jae Crowder has declined to speak with the media after the game.

THE PRESSURE
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>mfw nobody cares about bookshit statpadding
lmello
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I'd rather have 1 point and win then 70 and lose
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>>74864577
>If we want a player we get them
ROFL
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looks like /nba/ was wrong again...lonzo lookin like a bust...might drop out of top 3 after this game
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>>74863081
no anime edit of this pic?
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>>74864703

This Fox kid though, future star
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NIGGER 70 POINTS WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
DON'T @ ME BRAZIL.
DON'T @ ME CLIPS.
DON'T @ ME LARRY.
DON'T @ ME CROATIAN SOCCERFAG.
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>>74864615
>westbrook
>on Harden
m8
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Harden just dropped 37 and 17 but my wife's son doesn't care
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so Book has got to have ROTY locked up now

sorry Saric
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>>74864747
The Suns acknowledged who their future star will be, and he was in the zone.
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>>74864784
Booker has been in the leagye since 2011 idiot
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>>74864787
Too bad he'll most likely leave them for something better
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>>74864689
you wouldnt
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So Booker is now the frontrunner for ROTY.

Who else can get it? Embiid?
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>>74864689
this
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>>74864821
please no

they can give him the fattest contract
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Can't wait for Booker to leave the Suns for an actual team
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Of COURSE Bawwwwwwwstin starts fucking crying lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVglEKSJuiE
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>>74864821
This

Why would he wanna waste his prime for a shit going-nowhere team
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Kek
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>>74864850
They won retard. Shut the hell up.
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>>74864867
FUCKING KEK

PRESSURE
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>>74864814

what? isn't he like 17?
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Ya'll realize this is exactly what the suns would have wanted. A loss for more lottery balls and DBook going down in the record books. Good night for them.
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>>74864867

I really have isaiah manlet. IDK ever since the media started calling him a superstar he's seemed way too cocky. Hoping he gets swept in the 1st round
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>>74864867
Kek worst defender in the league according to stats cant talk any shit after getting 70 dropped on him
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>>74864821
>>74864847
>>74864862

Nobody is gonna turn down 200 mil. The days of big stars leaving via free wgency is over
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>Lakers didn't draft Booker
>D'lo is better than Booker
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BOOK GAVE KOBR A SHOUTOUT

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/845467892875509760
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>>74864901
*hate not have
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Lets be real though, Walton would never allow Russell to shoot 40 times in a game. Not how Walton works.
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>>74864867
Why are manlets so short -tempered ?
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Magic or nets?

Which of these 2 teams is the most pathetic, the loser, the least popular, and the one with the fewest fans?
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When someone attempts 40 FG and 26 FT 70 points isn't something special, especially in loss.
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*blocks your path*
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>>74864937
that's because dlo would brick 60% of his shots

d'lo is one of the best isolation players coming into tonight, he is kobe's grandkid
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Deangelo scored 40 with barely any FTs on 20 shots. Give Deangelo 40 shots and 25 FTs and he will score 100.
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Are rebounds really equal to Assists and Points? The majority aren't even contested
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MVP Race:

1. Westbrook
2. Harden
3. Booker

race is starting to get tight, if Booker can have another 70 or 80 or 100 point game he'll be the frontrunner
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Helppp guys is there an alternative stream to yoursportsinhd? That was the fucking best streaming site I've ever seen and now it's not working.
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>>74864988
>this
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Ingram is one is the brightest minds in basketball to date. Give Ingram 40 shots and 25 FTs and he will score 2 points
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>Lelkers in damage control with their D'lo pick
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>>74865020
i know that feel bro

luckily velocityraps is working just fine for me
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>>74864986
Cheeky Picture

>Bender in the back
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>>74864962
I like the nets
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>>74865022
Top kek
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>>74865022
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Shit guys Buddy is going for 80.
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>>74865022
Ingram knows playing well will harm the Laker's chance of securing a draft pick

IQ through the roof, Popovich's successor confirmed.
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>Ball
>Booker
>Jones jr
>Chriss
>that white guy

Just give them the dynasty already
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>>74864988

>this lelker delusion
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Status on Ingram?
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>>74865109
rookie of the month
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>>74865109
Shook
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Let's re-do the 2015 draft

1. KAT
2. Booker
3. Porzingis
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>>74865067
Please be very kind to tell me.


Why the nets are the most pathetic most loser , and with less fans team in the NBA?
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>>74865148

I can't believe Decker and Kaminsky's Badgers beat that Kentucky team.
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>>74865148
>No Jokic
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>>74865148
4. Myles Turner
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>>74865177
>jokic
>2015 draft

you have to be 18 to post on 4chan
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>>74865177
Jokic was in the 2014 draft. He'd go number one in 2015 though
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>>74865109
Inter-galactic 50ZD chess
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>>74865148

for me it's

1. Booker
2. KAT
3. Embiid
4. Wiggins
5. Zinger
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>>74865286
you people are retarted
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What does /sp/ Think of the next GOAT?
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>>74865343
cant believe this goofy ass mothefuka made into the nba
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>>74865396
He didn't just make it. He's shitting on people consistently. He's going to go down as the best passing center ever. Book it.
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The worst season is upon us! Spring time!
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>>74865283
Dont trip on your way out
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>>74865156
Not an argument
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Fox is SHITTING all over Air Ball HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Monk is fucking legit.

Ball spammers BTFO
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>>74865579
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>>74865022
I finally understand the Ingram IQ jokes
thanks friend
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>>74864867
IT such a little bitch.
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Lavar ball sounds, looks, and acts like coach hines
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Fox would be the #1 pick he if could shoot meme shots
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I just watched Booker's highlights and literally, LITERALLY, the 70 points do not matter.

They were getting BTFO by 20 from the very beginning of the game.
The Celtics were playing the laziest defense I've ever seen, and they were giving him fouls constantly in half assed fashion.

The Celtics should be embarrassed they allowed someone to score 70 in such a half assed defensive effort.

You do not allow a team you're beating to score 120 points, period, allowing 70 on top of that should embarrass them to call themselves Celtics. They won, but you don't like a kid score 70 in garbage time either. This is an embarrassment to the NBA and profession basketball in general.

The league seriously needs to do something about all the horrible defense teams are playing allowing this mockery so go down in the record books.
It doesn't deserve to be counted among the great scoring games in NBA history.
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Boss man is Jae crowder btw
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>>74865938
you're telling me
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>>74865918
His shot isn't even broken. There's nothing wrong with his form. It looks better than Lonzo's, at least.
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>>74865938
you wanna know how David Robinson scored his 70 points and how Wilt scored his 100? The same way Booker scored his 70.

foul constantly to get back possession of the ball
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>>74865915
Add 100 pounds

I feel bad for the coaches of his sons having to listen to this shit all game
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>>74866041
This

Why are people mad at Booker? He did well
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>>74865978
Why are celcucks so salty lol ?
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You guys realize the Suns are trying to tank right?
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>>74866129

They know their shitty team is going nowhere in the playoffs. Don't worry though, those nets picks could really be something in 3-4 years
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>>74866159
tank while developing

they accomplished both tonight

also years from today people won't remember the win, they'll remember booker dropping 70 on the celtics
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UCLA FUCKING SUCKS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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LA-AIR BALL EXPOSED

MONK AND FOX ARE LEGIT AS FUCK

UCLA IS A FRAUD

LARRY AND BRAZIL BTFO

LAKERS FAGGOTS SUCK DICK
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"My son could lose better than the Warriors" - Lavar Ball
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>>74866185
Which is why I'm confused by the negativity
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UCLA is the 3 seed and Kentucky is the 2 seed

3 minus 2 = 1

Warriors blew a 3-1 lead
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>>74865978
Damn, he's really mad
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LATRAVEL BALL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED YOU UGLY ASS FAGGOT
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>design your team like the warriors
>lose when you can't hit your 3s
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"My son is better at choking than your bitch"

-LaVar Ball
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>>74866357
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOD IS GREAT
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>>74864689
In the regular season; when your team is tanking for ball?
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ALRIGHT LAKEYS BROS WE LAMELO BALL NOW
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Fox = Westbrook with some shooters.

Ball = Curry without Klay (Exposed)
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>>74866425
nobody wants Ball but Magic Johnson
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>>74864867
WHOM IS THE PRESSURE UPON
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So after the upcoming draft

>Randle
>Russell
>Nance
>Ingram
>Ball

Only the Lakers could draft 5 straight 1st round busts hahahaha
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>>74866428
we fox and lamello nao we did it bros
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>go on to reddit's NBA board to see how the dicsussion compares to here after booker's 70 point game
>every comment has some combo of lmao, bruh, deadass, salty, senpai, dope

what the fuck
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>>74866442
Fox isn't as explosive at Westbrook, he's just fast with the ball like John Wall.

Ball is a much better playmaker than Curry
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From father to son
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>getting BTFO

>resort to meme trapping and press with meme point shooting

>still getting BTFO

>LaChoke Ball
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Bucks won again today. Bros do you think it's at all possible to move up to the 4 seed?
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>>74864867
I will repost this forever when his manlet ass gets bounced in the first round
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Should i get Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Wendys, Whataburger, or Micky Ds?
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>>74865195

>Myles Turner above Jokic after he got dicked twice by him
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>>74866618
Jokic is 2014.
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>>74866604
>Micky D
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>basketball is a team sport
coach carter lied to me
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>>74866629

Mb lad, re-do the 2014 draft.
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>>74866649
are you fucking retarded?
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>>74866604
You should fucking kill yourself for eating fast food you fat stupid fuck...

>>74866532
Can we stop this meme booker doesn't even look like kobe he's not his son, no one was calling kobe mj's son...
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>>74866673
Wiggins
Parker
Jokic
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>>74866714
I'm not fat, im skinny and more attractive than your dusty nigger looking ass
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UCLA hasn't been to the Elite 8 since 2008.

Guess who was on that team.

Ball can't even play half decent against a meme UK team.
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>>74866714
Clips you seem especially angry lately. Come relax in my 2k lobby ;)
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These late game fouls are more annoying than the NBA. You are down 10 with 50 seconds left. Cut that shit out. It's over.
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>>74866725

Nobody is picking parker that high with knowledge of his exploding knee
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>>74865978
I wonder if he will block me like Jalen Rose did when I told him my grandpa turned 81 and I wanted Jalen to wish him a happy birthday.
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>All the UCLA fans left the crowd

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>lonzo ball is fake limping on the court
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Devin Booker lagged behind the rest of his teammates getting off the team bus, which had just parked in the back of Boston's TD Garden. He always liked to take a little while to get himself focused; walking through the hallways of whatever arena they were playing at and getting followed around by people holding cameras was the opposite of relaxing.

After a few minutes of leaning back with his eyes closed and his headphones on, trying to clear his mind, he finally felt he was in the zone. He got up from his seat in the back, walked to the front of the bus, shook the driver's hand as he always tried to do, and started his refreshingly-quiet walk towards the visitors' locker room.
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"Psst! Devin! Over here!"

Devin stopped in his tracks and looked around. He could have sworn he had heard a voice, but he didn't see anybody who could have spoken. The parking garage was seemingly empty. Just as he shrugged and resumed his walk to the locker room, he heard the voice again. "Devin! Devin! Behind the blue sedan!"

He caught sight of a hand waving at him from behind a nearby car. Warily approaching the voice, knowing that there were many people in the world who would love to mug an NBA player for their shoes or jewelry, Devin leaned over the hood of the car to see who was addressing him.
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we /fox/ now bros!
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It was Michael Jordan.

"Uh, hey MJ," Devin said, so starstruck that he was unable to think of anything else to say to his idol.

"I was gonna run you down if you ignored me," Michael said. "So thanks for saving me the trouble. I've got something real important to give you, but you gotta huddle back here and keep your voice down. I don't want any interruptions."

Devin didn't even question Michael's instructions. He squatted in the space between the bumpers of two cars and whispered, "I just can't believe it's you. I feel like I'm dreaming."
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>>74866925
literally john wall except good looking
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Michael chuckled softly. "You think it's surreal now, you just wait until after the game."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Devin replied, wearing a joking smile but feeling confused at the same time.

"Never mind. Never mind," Michael said dismissively, waving his hand. "If we don't hurry up people are gonna wonder where you got off to, and, remember, we don't wanna be found." He pulled a small backpack out from underneath the car they were hiding behind and began to rummage in it. Finally, he found what he was looking for, and handed the younger player a blue water bottle with a yellow hand-written label affixed to the side.
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Devin squinted at the scrawled lettering. "Michael's Secret Stuff," he read aloud. Then his eyes grew wide. "Like from Space Jam!"

"The very same," Michael said happily, chuckling again at Devin's reaction.

Then Devin's mood became slightly subdued as he remembered the lessons learned from the popular 90's movie where Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan had combined forces to defeat the sinister Monstars. "But everybody knows the Secret Stuff is just water, and that the ability to excel at basketball comes from within, not from without."

Michael grinned at Devin's doubt. "Don't be so sure about that. Take a sip, you'll see."
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Devin uncapped the bottle and took a swig. The liquid inside was clear and had no taste. After smacking his lips a few times, he concluded, "It's just water." He paused, then continued, "But it's water from the best basketball player of all time, so I guess that makes it better than the stuff I usually drink." He tried to hand the bottle back to its owner, but was rebuffed.

"Keep it. Drink it during the game."

Devin began to protest, but then realized that nobody on the bench would mind him bringing his own water bottle, especially if it was labeled in reference to a popular 90's pop-culture reference. "Got it. Thanks, MJ."

"You'll have nobody to thank but yourself," Michael said. "I gotta get going. Good luck, Devin!" Before Devin could get in a proper goodbye, or even ask what this latest cryptic remark meant, Michael had jumped up from his hiding place and sprinted away, out of the garage.
—
The game was over. He had just scored seventy points. Even though his team had lost, Devin's feeling of elation was unbelievable as the crowd filled with Celtics fans cheered for him. He held the emptied bottle of "Secret Stuff" in his hand as he looked out at the crowd.

A familiar face caught his attention, and the two men made eye contact. Just as Devin's brain registered what he was seeing, Michael Jordan smiled, winked once, then disappeared.

"What'd you see?" asked Marquese Chriss, noticing his teammate's distraction.

Devin looked away from the crowd and back at the water bottle in his hand, questioning the true nature of the substance that had been contained within. "Oh, nothing. Just an old friend."
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>>74866966
Literally John Wall but not as fast, or strong, or anything but playing for Kentucky.
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>>74866925

>picking someone with meme hair
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>>74867033
interesting pattern...
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Stop the fanfiction faggot
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give me lonzos statline from the game ill judge if hes a bust
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>>74867033
his shot's better than wall's was in college.
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>>74866907
>>74866919
>>74866945
>>74866968
>>74867000
>>74867017
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>>74867066
how about you actually look up the percentages before saying something wrong
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>>74867066
He also has more finishing moves. Like Rose. He's not in their class of speed tho.
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>that Rubio pass

This guy would be god if he shot 45% fg and 30% 3s
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>>74867017
>meth
no even once
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>55+ Wins
>Take Cavs to 7 games in ECF
>Draft Markelle Fultz
>Sign Blake Griffin/Gordon Hayward


Ahahahahahahahahah where's the faggot leaf that screencapped my posts now? Ahahahahahahahahahah
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>1-6 from 3
>4 turnovers
>In the biggest game of his career
Wow he really is the next Curry
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WHO THE FUCK /KNICKS/ HERE?

IT'S OUR TIME /nba/ IS ABOUT TO GET BTFO
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>>74867279
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74866804
Ball is the only really good player on UCLA. Leaf is good but like first round good.
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>>74867289
>Fox
>Porzingis
>Melo
>?
>Hernangomez
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>>74867289
Kings are projected to pick him above you.

Tough luck. Have fun with Dennis Smith instead.
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>>74867385
>Kings are projected to pick him above you.

Nigger what?
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>>74867354
>Ball is the only really good player on UCLA

Lmao, I know you just got BTFO but damage control this blatant should get you banned from ever discussing basketball ever again.
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>>74867289

There are a ton of "good" guards in this draft but statistically speaking 1/3-1/2 will be busts. Knicks will probably pick 1 of them
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>>74867429
keep it /nba/ pls
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>>74867424

P I N G P O N G
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P
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>>74867424
Knicks are drafting a SG/SF. Not a PG. Fox isn't better than Tatum or Josh Jackson.
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>>74867261
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>>74867436
>he doesn't know the knicks have Clarence Gaines scouting

LMAO
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>>74867424
1. Fultz
2. Ball
3. Jackson
4. Tatum
5. Fox
6. Monk
7. Isaac
8. Smith
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>>74867478
Tatum and Jackson will be gone before the 5th pick.

Knicks need a goddamn point guard who isn't Derrick Rose.
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Damn, just came across this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc7u58-6eOw
I was too young to watch him in the late 90s, and wasn't alive in his prime, but goddamn. I've never seen a human being move like that. How in the hell does he do some of those triple clutch layups, particularly the one at 3:28? I've never seen anyone do that before. Wade is the closest I've seen, but he has no hops, while it appears that MJ had a 5 foot vertical in his prime.

I've watched some of his games with the Wizards, and he was about as athletic as anyone is today. Scoring multiple 40 point games in his 40's is crazy.

Are the Ball bros remotely as athletic and gifted?
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>>74867513
>1. Fultz
>2. Ball
Flip them you dumbass.
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PROCESS WATCH:
Sixers will be tied with SAC after tonight is over
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>>74867261
>draft markelle fultz
enjoy your bust lmao
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>>74867545
>implying silver is going to pull a david stern to give the knicks the #1 overall
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>>74864626
>blowing a raspberry on your tummy makes you alpha

Wat
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>>74867585
Then they're going to draft a point guard anyways
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>>74867565
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

No, get fucked. Nobody ranks Lameme choke ball over a scorer as great as Fultz.
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>>74867545
Tatum might fall lower depending on his workout and draft order.
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>Booker dropped 70
Um... no sweetie, Booker is the son of Kobe.
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>>74867653
He's too talented on offense to fall. Even if a team decides they don't want him to be an isolation player, they can turn him into an elite meme shooter like Otto Porter.
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>>74867565

Depends on the team. Most scouts think Fultz is a better player but Ball is a "Leader". Suns/lakers take ball, philly/boston take fultz
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>>74867625
>can't even make it to NCAA tournament
>9-22 regular season
>first pick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
At least Ball lead his derpy ass team to a Sweet 16. Fultz was too low test to do that.
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>>74867385
I think you mean the Sixies with the pick swap my good bitch
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ROY watch:
Potential candidates- 1. Dario Å aric PHI
2. Joel Embiid PHI
???
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>>74867717
Any team who gets #1 pick is taking Fultz. Imagine a scoring backcourt of Booker and Fultz lmao
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>>74867768
Lakers gonna be a super team niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>74867717
Most scouts are retarded to think Fultz is a better "player". Better scorer? Obviously. Player? Not even close
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>>74867757
brogdon

dude plays like a vet sometimes
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>>74867757
>Trust the Surgery
>ROTY
pick one
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>>74867768

Suns are already trying that with Bledsoe/Booker and it's failing horribly. They're going with a distributer. Guys like Jones and Chriss would get fed with Ball
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THE KEKED CITY OF POTATO NIGGER I MEAN BOSTON

TOO SCARED TO COMPETE WITH LEBRON

>M-MUH PICKS!

DIDN'T STRIKE WHEN THE IRON WAS HOT FOR A GEORGE OR COUSINS. WILL DRAFT A BUST BECAUSE OF DANNY BOY AND WILL END UP BOWING DOWN TO THE KNICKS IN A FEW YEARS


LMAOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING PLASTIC PATTY FAGGOTS

A FUCKING CLOVER
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>>74867800
give fultz ball's teammates and his coach he would take UCLA to the championship game because he do more than jack up 3s and pass
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>>74867717
Who wants a rookie leader? Nah, give me the rookie that wants to learn to lead from the NBA, not the NCAA. Give me a rookie that can score consistently off the bench.
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Does /nba/ own any players' shoes?
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>>74867843
jesus christ i love knicks fans somebody post the one where the guys abuses his gf
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>>74867843
I'm a Chicago nigga, and I would love to see a 50 year championship drought in Boston. There's nothing more irritating and obnoxious than a Boston accent.
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>>74867768
They're going to be scoring a lot of garbage time catch-up points cause neither of those guys can play a lick of defense
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>>74867800

How exactly is Ball a better player? Yeah he has better vision but Fultz's total offensive game crushes Ball's. They have about the same defensive potential. The only reason anybody would put Ball ahead is "intangibles"
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>>74867920
Good thing the sixers are mainly a defense team
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I know I'm not supposed to judge a kid based on his dad, but personally I wouldn't draft Ball if I had a top 5 pick. No way do I want that headcase levar associated with my organization.
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>>74867895
naw bruh I'm not a thief
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It is impossible to be the GOAT without playing as a guard. After 6'6, height and physicality overtake the marginal gains from increased skill. Put Jordan or Westbrook in Shaq's body and they average 100 a night.

7 foot: cannot make top 100
6'10: cannot make top 75
6'8: cannot make top 50
6'6': everyone top 30 is 6'6 and below
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>>74868020
t. manlet
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>>74868020
this is advanced shitposting
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who wisconsin here

that 70's show is fucking great
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>>74868020
list your top 30 right now
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>>74868130
1. isaiah thomas
2. jordan
3. westbrook
4. curry
5. jj barea

is my top 5 GOATs
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>>74868127
fuck off brasil, you dont have TV in the favelas
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>His team has a player
>on their team
>right now
>that didn't go to a school
>that's currently in the elite 8
>right now

I pity all of you.
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>>74868299
Gonzaga nearly lost to a hick school enslaving black guys to play for them
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>>74868299
damn that blonde girl to the left of him is thiqqqq
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>>74868225
bruh, thomas over stockton? Seriously? If you're gonna go pure pg in your top 5, you have to include Stockton.
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The Lakers would trade dlo, ingram, randle and this years 1st for KAT and the twolves would probably still turn it down
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>>74868467
Still shit at defense
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>>74868422
too tall.
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>>74867382
Melo is gone this summer lmao
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>>74868235
im from da bay
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Last two digits confirm number of wins Ingram and Ball lead the Lakers to next year
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>can't find this thread because some sperg uses a image on my filter list to make it

jesus christ guys, get it together

i missed the phx game shitposting
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>>74868718
>18

BWAHAHAHAHAH
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>>74866282
really makes my cranium produce thoughts
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Last two digits confirm number of wins Porzingis and Fox lead the Knicks to next year
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>>74868612
>based Brazilian reppin da bay
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>>74868790
>90 wins

KNICKS HIP CONFIRMED KNICKS HIP CONFIRMED KNICKS HIP CONFIRMED
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>>74863081
>This is fucking hilarious watching Lebron crash and burn..
>But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the first seed.

>bron doesn't tank his team to get shit
>bron even gives a shit about seeding cause he won't sweep everyone like last year
You idiots keep falling for Bron's maymay shill every year.
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>>74868843
Or 82-0 and a ECF exit
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Lakers first overtime game this year, i think

watch Clarkson lose it
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It's absolutely mind-boggling how a Thibs coached team plays no defense. Never thought I'd see the day
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>>74868225
>no a.i.
The fuck
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>>74868913
ayyyy
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>>74864867
Thomas forgot that the Celtics are also headed to the lottery.

Since the Nest got rekt by the Wizards they are a lock for the 1st overall pick save for Adam Silver shenanigans.
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>>74868913
hahahaha 7kt BTFO
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>>74869040
A.I is a worse version of IT
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>>74869133
im kinda disgusted that you think im him
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>based lakers win one for the shaw
>>
Lakers win

Bad for the tank
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Dlo>Booker
13 in a win>70 in a loss
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>>74869126

The team with the worst record rarely ever wins the lottery
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>TIMBERPUPPIES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOW IMAGINE THIS TEAM WITH FOX!
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is wiggins the playmaker lebron needed?
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>13 in a win>70 in a loss
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>>74869256

One of Wiggins' many glaring flaws is that he doesn't create for others
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>70 points
>26 free throws
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who /linkinpark/ here?
>>
>wolves players in charge of cutting their nails
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>>74869382

I guess they're trying to claw out a win
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Klay Thompson scored 60 points on a team with 3 other all stars and won his game though.....
>>
just got home from the Lakers game, overheard one of the staff saying Ingram is out for the season, you heard it here first..he's not happy about it but orders came down from Magic
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>>74869227
Other than the NBA rigging the balls for Leaveland a few times, the worst team always won the draft.
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>>74869477
I think he still will win ROTY though, but then again booker scored 70 tonight so he might get it.
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>>74869524
Jokic is going to win ROY.
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The lakers suck Christ I hate these players reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>74869524
Saric is winning ROTY, Ingram has a outside shot at ROTM though
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>>74869477
Game just ended how'd you get home so quick?
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>>74869536
I doubt it it's a three way race between Booker, Ingram and Wiggens now.
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you now remember steph curry scoring 50 pts shooting 1 (one) free throw the whole game
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>>74869559
i think randle should get it RT
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>>74869558
My apartment (pls don't bully) is down the street from Staples Center
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>>74869569
Steph Curry is a bitch ass choke artist that disappears in the biggest moments and needs one of the best overall teams in the NBA to even be noticed. On any other team, where he could actually be doubled, he'd be another mediocre PG.
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>>74869569
Based brazilian larry
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>>74869591

>apartment
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>>74869569
i member
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>>74869620
rude...its pretty nice actually costs a shit ton but i got an asian roomie who's never here but always pays his rent so its almost like having it to myself
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>>74869651
>i got an asian roomie
>yfw 7kt is roomies with lorry
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How many games do you think Lonzo Ball will add to the Laker win total?
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>>74863081
Every season people hate and every season lebron makes it to the finals
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>>74869693
>3-4
>advanced stats
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>>74869693
LeBum is in for a rude awkening when my guy DeFrozen freezes his ass !! Yeah thats my guy, so is Isiah Thomas who is NOT, by the a way, a manlet !! So Yeah, I think it's pretty clear who's NOT making it to the finals this year...
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>>74869693
LePlaymakerless doesn't stand a chance in the playoffs this year. The pressure is on him.
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>>74869749
I hope celcucks manlet gets exposed so hard he never averages over 18 again
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The Son has got us..its in our holy scripture..with the retirement of kobe the prophecy will be fulfilled....a new dinosty shall emerge...and most importantly more rings for the OG ship if ya catch my drift...before the cycle begins anew(the uprising)
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>>74870168
Shut up with your stupid bullshit Celtics are just a bad team
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Goodnight raptie bros I'll sleep well knowing Celtics will never best us in the playoffs
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>>74869524

Booker isn't a rookie you faggot.
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>>74864254
Who makes this shit
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>>74870292
They should change it to young player of they year only players that have been in the league less tha 3 years
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>>74869685
what
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According to Dr. Cate Shanahan, the Lakers’ nutritionist who uncovered Howard’s habit in early 2014 while he was with the team, the NBA player apparently consumed an average of 24 chocolate candy bars a day. People magazine estimated that equated to around 5,500 calories daily.
>>
Joakim Noah suspended 20 games. Kek
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>>74870482
wtf? i love joak now
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>>74870482
>Joakim Noah
what a dumbass, phil should just cut him and eat the salary

last thing you want a is a degenerate around porzingod
>>
>>74870522

>eating 4 years of salary

Never be a gm
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>>74870482
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>74870482
can someone just kill him and phil jackson now

k thx
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>>74870599
2late
>>
>Sources: Noah tested for a banned over-the-counter supplement.

Joakim "HGH" Noah sucks so bad he has to resort to cheating now lmao
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>>74870760
wtf lmao
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>>74870760
they just dont ban you 20 games for anything, what the fuck did he take
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>>74871002
hopefully rat poison
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>hopefully rat poison
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>>74870606
smoke some crack and chill fatass
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>>74870168
is this an optical illusion? i only see two kobes
>>
I'm laughing at all these niggas hating on my Celties. Who would've thought a manlet like IT would shit on everyone around him and drag our sorry team to the playoffs as the #2 seed after sucking ass in previous years. I think people are still salty about the Patriots still shitting all over everyone and winning another championship, in a most unlikely fashion. Feels good to live in the best sports city in the u s of A.
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>>74871571
you sound a lot like raptors fans did after kobe dropped 81 on them

like father like son i guess
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>>74871571
the city of boston is just one big shitty snowstorm
>>
>>74871571
Pathetic mental gymnastics
>>
>>74871571
>Celtcucks trying to ride the Patriots coattails
>>
>>74871571
>best sports city
not even close lmao
>>
>>74871571
Patriots arent even in boston fagit
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>>74871655
>>74871682
>>74871721
>>74871736
>>74871767
Look at these salty faggots hahah..enjoy whatever irrelevant shithole you're from while Boston continues pounding your collective asses into oblivion for many years to come.
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>>74871960
Bruh my team won more in the last decade than Celtics did in the last 30 years.
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>>74871982
lmao btfo
thank you based spurs or lakers bro
>>
When did you finally accept that Lebron is better than Jordan?
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>>74871982
damn you didn't have to do him like that bruh....
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>>74871982
WEWKOBE
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>>74870760
>be Knicks
>sign Noah
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>>74870760
>>74872068
Cavsfag here, I never understood why anyone ever rated Noah. He always talked the biggest shit before playing the Cavs and got always BTFO the hardest, game after game.
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>>74872089

Because he had heart and hustle on an allstar level. His shit-talk was fine and made things more interesting. It's a shame his body is falling apart now but he was a damn good player
>>
>24 free throws made

Congrats on the 46 points Booker
>>
>>74867918
>There's nothing more irritating and obnoxious than a Boston accent

Except a great lakes pollock accent
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>>74872186
lmao what
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>>74872186
Can you even make a free throw?
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>>74865343
sanpaku/10
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>score 70
>lose

That's about as impressive as dropping 50 and winning. Kobr won his game with 82
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>>74872963
>celtics fan is still up crying
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>>74872976
I'm a Spurs fan my friend
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>I'm a Spurs fan my friend
>>
>I'm a Spurs fan my friend
>>
>>74872963
Kobe played against statistically the worst team in the league at that time
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>>74866604
It depends what brand you want your farts
>>
>>74873070
this is where i cut the line, 2weird4me good night nba
see you tommorow
remember the lakeys always win in the end
>>
>lose KD
>westbrook averages triple double for the season
>still make the playoffs
man i'm starting to hate KD for destroying Golden State for destroying their bench and depth and OKC's finals appearances
>>
just like how cleveland could have beaten golden state in the finals if kyrie and love weren't injured.

if kd would have stayed for at least another season there is no doubt in my mind they would have beaten golden state. not sure if they would go as far as beating cleveland but we'll never know now.
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>>74864747
>boston up large halftime
>devin had 19
>devin makes 5 shots
>he's hot
>feed him the ball
Boston refuses to play defense when theyre still up large
>suns foul boston so booker gets more possessions
>booker cannot stop
>booker is -6 because boston isnt a dumb team like cleveland that cannot simply convert their ft's
>booker gets 70
>-6
>still loose
>celtics never in fear of losing
Ez win for bawwston
>>
>most improved
Jokic
>rookie of the year
Saric
>defensive player of the year
Goober
>6th man of the year
Kanter
>mvp
giannis
>nba champs
toronto
>finals mvp
JV


how can americucks even recover after this?
>>
>>74873580
Why did Brad Stevens say they played bad and he's surprised that they're the second seed? Wouldn't that make the players mad?
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I'll take Fox over Ball.
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Why are Laker fans so butthurt about Devin Booker?
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BM/HF are the most powerful race
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>>74864948
the shorter you are, the closer you are to hell.
>>
De'Aaron Fox exposed Lonzo. Ball is slow laterally and will get torched on defense at the next level.
>>
>>74870760
>banned for taking a performance enhancer

Nigga needs to ask for a refund.
>>
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WATCH OUT FOR ME I'M BOUT TO GLOWWWWWWW
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Booker is just 20 years old man. That Suns roster has insane potential. They're younger than most college rosters.
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>>74863081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI1GLB-byeQ
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Hello? Anyone? MVP? Oh, we're paying attention to Westbrook? Oh, o-ok...
>>
Its ok to say Booker's performance was amazing while still thinking Russell is better. Relax people.
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>>74874867

>while still thinking Russell is better
>>
Why are Celtics players so unlikeable?

Amir is literally the only likeable player and he's a former Rap so thats understandable.

The rest just bitch whine and moan even when they win. Pathetic.
>>
>>74875084
why do you

space like

a fag
>>
>>74875084
Amir is likeable because he's Muslim
>>
>>74875101
because

it triggers

(You)
>>
>>74875084
Heh. It's quite the sight to see other teams argue about players while Spurs players remained unadulterated and admired.

To answer your question, and I'm really not trying to sound esoteric here, it depends on the team the player is on - Spurs players are immune to "being hated". Their progressive political philosophies and mastery of their craft foster anti-hatred.

Ya know, *hits his APX Pulsar vape pen*, we welcome new fans to San Antonio, just like our country should welcome new citizens.
>>
today we are all caves
>>
>>74875199
Nigga I'm not a cave
>>
>>74875199
Calling somebody a cave in French is an insult in Quebec
>>
>>74875231
>>74875322
>caveada
>>
>>74875322
Calling someone a canadian in English is an insult in America
>>
>tfw can't find any good gay porn
>>
You can't guard me
>>
>>74875392
I WAS TALKING BOUT THEM DUDES AROUND YOU. BUT ILL SEE U NEXT YR.!
>>
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So his name is?
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>>74875496
well last names usually mean possessive as well (look at females taking their husband's last names)

so translated, his name means: to wash my balls
lmao
>>
>>74873705
by turning off 2k
>>
>>74875475
You can't guard me
>>
Was Kobe watching his son at the game last night?
>>
Can Butler go to a real team? Shit is hilarious to watch.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=9L9oVfiPPqE
>>
>>74875623
shaq retired my dude
>>
Saric is a beast, but jesus he needs a haircut or something.

He looks autistic.
>>
I wish there was a stat that showed how much more players run today than they did in the 90s so this resting shit can be put to rest.
>>
>>74875778
his facial hair is autistic
>>
>>74875537

I'd like to think he just had really bad smelling junk and all the mexicans would tell him "lavar! lavar!" and he was so stupid he just thought that was his name.

I mean look at the guy. You just KNOW that nigga smells terrible
>>
>>74864245
No, kobes 81 was in a successful comeback effort. Booker shot 40 fucking times. I get he made 21 of them but that's trash, and it was mostly in garbage time.
>>
>>74876055

and how many NBA points did you score at 20?
>>
>>74876121
ask your mom
>>
>>74875693
he couldn't guard a rookie that game and got blown out
>>
>>74876121
I'm not an NBA player you fucking idiot. Now we can't criticize NBA players because we don't have the same accolades as them?

Who gives a fuck how many he scored? He got an L, and it was probably the least impressive 70 you will ever see. 18 of it was scored in a blowout with less than 4 minutes left. The last 10 points especially he should have been on the bench. He had 25 FTAs. And he barely shot 50%.
>>
>>74876236
You can't guard me
>>
>who's he?
>you can't guard me
nice
>>
>>74876398
Hey
>>
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RACKETS

RACKETS

RACKETS
>>
>>74863697
Do you imagine sucking them off? Also, most here are white dudes pretending to be black. Kinda like how you're pretending to be white.
>>
Hey lads I wanna start watching the NBA which team should I support
>>
>>74877368
nawlins
>>
>>74877368
the Jazz
>>
>>74877368
Spurs
>>
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I like utah's new court lads
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>>74873776
Because they did play bad.

>20 year old sophomore drops 70 in your home floor

He meant his team did not play defense and the final score is too close considering they were burying them by 20 in the half.
>>
SUNS
U
N
S
>>
>>74877872
>like
>utah

Pick only one. Same with your wives.
>>
SKREEEEEOOONNNK
>>
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When did you first realize the Lakers would never be good again?
>>
Fuck LeDrumpf and fuck Cavs fans
>>
>>74878212
You can't guard me
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for the love of god, the knicks lose tonight and can tie orlando for the 4th pick

pop pls don't rest anyone
>>
>>74878220
Lmao I would ankle your bitch ass
>>
>good NBA team
>living in a city where it snows

Pick two.

Feels bad, MN
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The Celtics laid off Booker and let him score because he was the Suns only offense and the fans enjoyed enjoyed it
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DRAFT MY SONS
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>>74874149
this is just not true, most of us love him
>>
>>74877872
This circular logo meme has got to stop. Ever since the Nets did it over half the league has switched to a vanilla circular logo.
>>
>>74874149
Jealousy
>>
>>74874149
Upset they wasted a top 3 pick on a bust of a guard when they could have gotten Booker. Booker is developing while Deangelo is still the same player he was his rookie year.
>>
Unbeknownst to Mr. Ball and his little Balls, I've been negotiating a billion-dollar shoe deal for myself for the better part of three months, and significant progress has been made.
>>
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>
>>74878564
>>74878598

stop m8 its embarassing

LA fans love Booker, literally the son of Kobe
>>
>player score 70 points
>lose by 10
what did the Suns mean by this?
>>
>>74878744
>what did the Suns mean by this?
this is the lowest form of reddit tier shitposting. it's just cookie cutter boring
>>
lmao watch the celtics get the #1 pick and blow it by not picking the obvious #1 lonzo ball just because they have isaiah thomas(who btw is nearly 30, and we all know manlets rely on their athleticism more than other players)

its gonna be anthony bennett all over again
>>
>>74878744
That if you're looking for a PMI interest rate, its best to deviate from high risk loans. 10% deviation for $70k is a wise business decision and would be more beneficial long term for your investing portfolio.
>>
>>74878017
He gets sold off to LA or NY by August at the latest.
>>
>>74879007
Nobody wants to play any either of these markets anymore. Athletes can promote themselves using social media now making these markets totally useless and mostly annoying.
>>
Tony Parker rings 4
Rest of nba starting pg rings 2
>>
>>74879128
number of dicks u sucked 4
number of dicks i sucked 2
>>
>>74878842
>wasting the #1 pick on a guy who can't shoot and got exposed by another point guard who is a top 10 pick in the same draft
>implying the Celtics would want to deal with helicopter dad and his antics

They'll take Fultz or Jackson
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>Nobody wants to play any either of these markets anymore.

lmao obessed
>>
>>74879187
Why do you tease me like that. I just want to burry something deep inside you. I want to fill you.
>>
>>74879193
Not him but. You are drafting a thug in Jackson. I don't think Stevens can control someone like that. Especially considering Stevens did not want Cousins on the Celtics. How is Jackson more safe than Lonzo?
>>
>>74879128
sorry you have to live in such a stinking shithole
>>
Schedule tonight or what
>>
>>74879351
I am from the bay.
>>
>>74879398
>French bays

quelle
>>
>>74879346
The Celtics' locker room are full of thugs except for Jerebko, Zeller and Brown
>>
>>74879500
Kelly is a thug now?
>>
>score 70 points
>lose by 10
Who the fuck cares how much he scored? They fucking lost. I dont get all this hype. I mean they were fucking fouling after the game was already out of reach just to pad his stats
>>
>>74879663
you're the one still talking about it
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been gone for a minute and there's a disturbing lack of OC here

take this and replenish yourselves, /nba/
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NEW


NEW


NEW

>>74879748
>>74879748
>>74879748
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>>74879701
I'm not talking about /sp/, I'm talking about the sports media
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>>74879762
Too early nigger
>>
There's already a new when we get there:
>>74868409
>>74868409
>>74868409
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>>74879854
Going with that one, already been posting in it all day.
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>>74879854
PHX FTW
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/cbb/ > /nba/
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/thread
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OFFICIAL NEW
>>74868409
>>74868409

>>74868409
>>74868409
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