college hockey refpuck edition
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>College hockey
>>74860851
great thread
>dfw young and good
>>74860864
> ESPN 2
Can someone explain the Pittsburgh is the leagues golden child meme? Why would the league help a shit heap like pittsburgh? I could understand a New York team or even Boston/Philadelphia but why fucking Pittsburgh?
>>74860931
>Philadelphia
>Not a shit heap
>>74860864
Someone from Norway scored in the game friend.
opinions, /hoc/
>>74860949
Was me friendo. Taking time off to shitpost rn
I haven't posted in /hoc/ for a while, is it alright to talk about the Kings now that they are bad again or will I just get memed on?
>>74860959
Being a sports """expert"""" / """"Journalist """" has got to be the easiest job ever
>>74860959
Crosby's whiny attitude would fit perfectly with a career ending injury desu.
>>74860980
No team is safe from memes
>>74860959
heheheheheheh
gary's shills are hilarious
Why do people like fights in hockey? They aren't real fights, just grabbing each others jerseys and swinging aimlessly, it's very rare someone really connects and hurts someone, what's the entertainment? Just looks stupid to me.
>>74860986
seriously, you just need a few contacts and then your allowed to shit out stupid articles that didn't require research nor knowledge twice a day. what a life
>>74860959
He's not wrong. Only redditcucks cry about crosgoat.
>tfw im at und yet couldnt get off my lab today to get down to fargo
>tfw I am stuck listening to the radio
Looks like Halak is back, can he meme a victory?
did espn actually cut away for fucking women's basketball
>>74861047
>couldnt get off my lab
>that pic
Disgusting!
( ;^) )
Hope the yinzers Boo the fuck out of Hoe-Shame
Okay I want to get a Predators jersey which person do I get?
>>74861137
Arvidsson
>>74861068
talking is more important than sports, evidently.
moved to espnu.
>>74861068
Is that what that was? Looked like Lesbians to me.
>>74861137
SAROS
>>74860959
>Players have been suspended a total of One (1) game for infractions involving Crosby
>The league """""babies""""" him
Is hating the GOAT just a reddit default no matter the sport?
>>74861015
Well, I wouldn't expect to avoid them entirely.
I'd like to see what the Kings could do with a new coach, as much as I appreciate what he was done, Sutter should have gone back to the farm after last year.
With guys like Toffoli, Carter, Pearson, Kempe, Gaborik, and Lewis there is plenty of speed up front and plenty of puck moving from the back end to play an up-tempo system like the rest of the league has been moving to. The major defense issues from the last two years have pretty ably been filled by the rookies this year.
I'm wavering on whether Dean needs to go or not. I lean toward go because I think he's too fixed in his ways to move the team to a new system.
>Triple H theme playing
Ay wut
>>74861157
Nobody hated Gretzky in his heyday because he wasn't a whiny, gooning bitch
>loser points
>good teams in division injured
lucky not good
>>74861027
>t. crysby
>>74861141
It's his last year of his contract but I don't know if they'll sign him long, I want someone who will be on the team for at least 6 years
>>74861156
finn says one of my favorite players then the swede says the other
>>74861187
>nobody hated Gretzky
How would you know? Reddit didnt exist.
>double overtime
>change over to WBNA faggot shit that nobody watches.
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>74861210
>cucked by ESPN
I dont even feel bad for you, you chose to watch College hockey.
>>74861210
Just do what Im doing, listen to it on radio
Denver is gonna win. I know because I'm smart. Go ahead and cap the post
>mfw Fighting Sioux fan
>>74861197
Fair enough.
Johansen or one of the defenders then? Subban, Josi, Ekholm
I wouldn't say that either of them is 100% to stay 6 years though
>>74861237
Mein nigger, I luckily got out of classes early enough to catch the game. Campus is going to be crazy tonight if we win
>>74861243
Josi is the best one tbH
>>74861228
kneegrow, what is this, 1945?!?!
Tell me what happens tho
>>74861187
>Nobody hated Gretzky in his heyday
Gretzky took quite a few years to silence his doubters and, unlike today, those doubters were in the media and not random idiots. There was some moron that said Gretzky would never win the cup after the Oilers lost in 1983
>>74861266
I dont have a tv in my dorm, I have an alarm clock with radio though, also its second ot right now
>>74861254
You won't win so don't worry
>>74861283
>boston cuck who blew a 3-1 lead detected
>>74861260
Sure. But you don't only pick jersey name after the best player. It also has to be someone you like, and that can be really subjective
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is there a flowchart or system for what college hockey team I can support if I have little to no connections with a NCAA hockey team?
>Wongs vs Blots
Who you got?
These announcers are North Dakota homers
>more whioux refpuck
>>74861297
it's not just the best player
-has been on the team for long, never has been on another team
-name has recognition value (Ekholm sounds just so token swedish to me)
and he seems like a nice guy so he could very well be someones favorite player I guess
AHHHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKD
>>74861243
I hate Subban, I like Ekholm but his playstyle is pretty by the books so kinda boring and Josi is great and probably the captain of the team next year, I might get him it's a toss up between Josi, Forsberg, Saros, and Arvidsson though
what games are we up for lads?
>>74861325
how does one become an expert in jews in hockey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUynYItCgA
Why is Wayne so CUTE
>>74861325
oy vey
so what what if Ho-Sang is jewish, you aren't an anti Semite are you?
>>74861353
this, what the fuck
>>74861291
You were saying lad
>>74861375
fug
:^(
>>74861353
not hard there are like 4 players
>>74861339
I'm not arguing against you. I agree that there are plenty of reasons to pick him. But as I said, who you like can be very subjective, as in lacking logic reasoning.
>>74861349
Alright. Sounds like you have narrowed it down. Not going to lie, Forsberg is a streaky as fucker, no idea how he will do in the future if he doesn't fix that. I hope you'll be happy with whatever decision you make
My alma mater is finally playing well again. It's great.
Based bu
>>74861329
Wings of course :)
>>74861325
i found a picture of mr. simmons
Will chubbs tie anchor and jump in the river?
Would be great if Crowsby got another concussion. Fuck that big-assed faggot.
Can Fargo, North Dakota support an NHL team?
>>74861325
oy vey its annuda shoah!
>>74861454
Back to rebbit fag
>>74861454
>>74861454
Wouldn't feel bad desu
>>74861466
Fargo Ferrets when?
Watching a swedish feed of the Tampa-Detroit game that stays on air during commercial breaks. I'm guessing there just was one, because someone wrote a big smiley face on the screen.
What did they mean by this?
>>74861466
no chance
>>74861546
Testing his telestrator?
>letting isles score on you with seconds left
>>74861492
Fuck off Sidney
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread
>>74861566
>>74861566
>>74861566
>>74861566
>>74861571
Could be. Or just having fun
>north dashota
w e w, methheads on overdose watch
>Pongs
wow, pongs getting massive refpuck
wtf are NHL refs anymore?
>refpuck
Doug Weight pissed
Fucking kek based refs
>>74861618
they are the jews now
>Barely bumps him
>Interference
the league really wants pissburgh to win this year
gg, you can stop watching now
>TFW The Islanders win tonight, and tomorrow to bounce Boston from a playoff sport en-route to another late season collapse
>pongs fans will defend this too
>>74861618
pongs fans
>>74861507
Would be great if Norway got nuked. Fuck those scandanavian faggots.
This semen slurping sport isn't for me lads.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>your tears
That was textbook interference. Fuck off redditfags.
>>74861667
Day of the Rake couldn't come any sooner.
For the Canes anon who wanted the Aho shop
It ain't pretty but it's about all I can muster
>>74861688
Do you have the original?
>>74861683
Dats a good one Norge ill give you that
>>74861683
this
>>74861708
Unfortunately I don't because I'm a fucking idiot who saved over he original
>>74861366
Nice ho-sang dubs, my friend. If you don't hate the kike, you can take a hike.
The Islels are gonna collapse soon right /hoc/?
>>74861410
That's the big problem is picking the right one, plus I wish they were like only a hundred dollars each instead of fucking 200
>>74861744
After they beat Washington in the first round lel
>>74861752
That really is a lot of money, even 100 bucks would be a lot.
Personally I really like Arvidsson. But when it's that kind of money it's perfectly understandable that you want to be fairly sure that they'll be around for a while
>wongs
prepare for desperate goonery in the 2nd when victory is no where in sight
Literally shaking right now lads, the NHL is rigged and I dont know what to believe in anymore
>>74861836
Believe this: Ristolainen is a bust
>>74861836
What has you shook, finlad?
so do all the pongs wins have asterisks next to them? suddenly a whole lot less impressed by the pongs desu
>>74861860
THE PONGS AND THEIR REFPUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74861836
>the NHL is rigged and I dont know what to believe in anymore
Sounds like you already made up your mind what to believe, no matter how retarded it is.
league isnt even hiding pongs refpuck anymore
>>74861874
>yfw the pongs have zero cups without a generational talent AND another Hart trophy winner on their team
>>74861836
SBnation is fake news
>>74861836
Same. My mom brought me some tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate off her hands.
WEW
GOAL FOR BASEDBURGH
WHAT A SHOT
>>74861874
Yes, every single win in the team's history. Actually every goal they've ever scored was a direct result of refpuck.
Are wongs fans fairweather?
>>74861888
hell, forget cup wins, every time they don't have a generational talent the entire franchise goes into a death spiral
>>74861911
good post
>>74861365
Walter is best dad
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74861911
every relevant win is the result of the league giving them preferential treatment
>>74861930
Yeah forget cup wins, those aren't important when it comes to hockey in Canada.
>>74861930
>teams are bad when they dont have good players
Wew.
>>74861833
Didn't even take that long.
>dat ho-sang drop pass
positively lemieux like
ahahaha eat shit pongs
Who knows the only thing that can beat refpuck?
KIKEPUCK!!
>>74861833
well that was quick
>goonery
Called it. "When you're struggling to keep up, start fighting people!" -wongs/ruins only strategy
genuinely surprised the league didn't call this win off for nelson not asking permission to score on the pongs desu
>>74861965
the pongs were literally on the cusp of being sold and relocated before the league gave them lemueix and then crysby
>>74861365
>critics hail him to be the next bobby orr
lofty expectations for the time
>>74861951
I know right? Pittsburgh doesn't even deserve a team, but the city itself is so based that the league goes out of its way landing them generational talents for the last 35 years, and on a game-to-game basis so they manage to win games with the playoffs already locked up.
Pongs better fucking beat the Isles.
>>74861999
>those trips
also you're arguing with millennials
>>74861965
http://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=7475
This really gets my noggin joggin'
>>74861999
>small market
>bad team after best player retired
Jesus what point you trying to prove?
>>74861999
How nice of the league. Guess the franchise should make the most of it by winning Cups.
>>74862016
>pittsburgh
>based
wew. literally the edmonton of america, a total afterthought outside of sports.
>>74862043
that the pens are a shit-tier fanbase. I'm not even the same anon but how dense are you?
>>74862024
I dont get what youre saying? This just shows Yinzers are fairweather fans. Everyone already knew that.
>>74862047
Haha I know right? Fuck Pittsburgh! No reason the league should go out of their way to keep a team there! Like >>74862049 said, shit fanbase! Move the team!
>Bolts/wongs "rivalry"
Is it a rivalry if one side constantly wins?
>Pens have been resting since January yet still generate massive levels of salt
Stay obsessed
>>74862024
>http://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=7475
the fuck happened in '84?
>>74862046
combined with the refpuck crysby gets they have been winning cups
>>74862074
They tanked for Lemieux
>>74862049
I never said they werent, but very few teams win a cup without good players. That was the entire arguement you moron.
>>74862074
>>74862079
Oh I know right! Crosby isn't even good. Why would the league go out of their way to give Cups to a marginal player? It's not fair! Fuck the league!
ANOTHER CHALLENGE BY PISSBURGH
this league is such a joke
>>74862074
GET FUCKED SHITSBURGH
lmao get FUCKED pittsburgh
Don't fuck this up refs
take it away!
take it away!
take it away!
take it away!
>>74862088
The argument wasn't about cups at all you chucklefuck, it was about the profitability of the team being so abysmal that they were going to be relocated because shittsburgh fans didn't exist before Crosby.
That was offsides desu
>Pittsburgh has been charged with their timeout
lelmao
>game is being shown nationally in canada
>have to listen to the shitty >pongs play by play instead of the based islanders duo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_GT9en0pho
vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMana_bq1o
>pissburgh commentators, fans and coaching staff in charge of knowing what offside is
>>74862070
"Oh wongs mad cuz bolts stylin' on 'em" = "rivalry"
The harder they lose, the more asspained they get on the ice.
this fucking game should make it into a textbook
use mike leggo's skin on the hardcover
my fucking sides
>Pissburgh
>>74862127
>that time when the pens ownership was so broke that they had to give lemieux the team in lieu of actually paying them
>these refs
but I thought LeMieux elite?
>>74862152
>not knowing the definition of offsides
>>74862127
>>74862149
Right? Just move the team that is abysmal and tanking seasons and making no money and has no fans! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU GAVE THEM CUPS WITH REFPUCK INSTEAD WHILE CANADA HAS WON ZERO CUPS LMAO
What went wrong?
Why does this place turn in to reddit when the Pongs play?
>>74861821
I'll probably wait off until they hopefully sign him for 6 to 8 years, which they better fucking do
>>74862173
>The staals were a mistake
>>74862176
I wonder ;^)
>>74862138
Isles don't have Howie anymore but the new guy is pretty good so far. Has a lot of energy. Still miles ahead of the pongs guys
>>74862176
because pongs fans?
...you do know pongs are popular on reddit, right?
>>74862173
Brind'Amour retired in 2010 and the franchise hasnt had a wiff of the playoff since
>>74862206
..only a redditer would know that.
>>74862176
why do you call everything you don't like reddit
>>74862173
>17k to 12k in just 2 years
Ouch.
>>74862206
Pongs are very much the most critized team on reddit
~~~~randy from reddit.
>>74862143
Is this real? Will they actually play in China?
Snes and Avs will play in Stockholm.. Seems I'll be going to Sweden for the first time in my life this year
>>74862223
or somebody who can read numbers
OH MY GAWD LOOK AT THAT REFPUCK SHOT AND GOAL FROM CROSBY
>>74862170
>have canadians and russians win all your cups
top cuck
>>74862251
And Czechs
somebody please slash crosby in the back of the neck
>>74862247
The bounce off de Haan was pretty lucky desu
>>74862173
Is there any way to save the canes franchise?
If Aho turns out to be elite?
>>74862259
>>74862185
Sounds like a good plan!
And yes they should
>>74862243
Yes and it's pretty funny desu
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/as-canucks-and-kings-play-to-china-nhl-ready-for-chinese-owners-212037596.html
>>74862173
Still remember when we used to be regarded as the "successful" sunbelt team.
Ahh those were the days.
This game will end something like 6-5
>>74862269
he can still be elite in quebec
>>74862251
>canadians everywhere
>20 years no cup
>American rookie talent only thing keeping country relevant this year
pic related
>crosby waiting in memeshot location
>rebound
>"activate puck rebound control"
hmmm interesting
>>74862293
5 Canadian teams are in the playoffs bud, do you think I care about busthews
>>74862269
I mean it's Carolina. Southerners just don't pay attention to hockey like yanks do. They care more about football. I think the success is mostly based on the location itself, even though the team itself has been shit for a long time. If they were a team of all-stars, I feel like they'd still be struggling to get butts in the seats. Other southern teams don't have that issue though so I don't know.
>>74862288
Haha, that's pretty funny desu yeh
New initiativ by the NHL to increase international exposure?
>>74862292
Haha, I guess
The Nordiques had pretty neat jerseys too desu
>>74862297
>not practicing hand eye rebound reaction skills since you were 5 years old
>>74862312
>flims
led by a jersey manlet
>boilers
reichsaitl
>laffs
piggu spic
>suns
le 4th forward swede
>hasbs
murican manlet
how was that onside? bailey had possesion of the puck regardless of whether it was physically touching his stick at the exact time it crossed the line
>>74862312
>statistically t-this year our year!
>>74862334
>New initiativ by the NHL to increase international exposure?
The NHL wants dem yuan, that's why you know that if they skip Worst Korea they'll definitely go to the Olympics in China
>>74862350
>regardless of whether it was physically touching his stick
Except the rule has always been about touching the puck. The only time "possession" comes into play is when a player might put himself offside
>>74862274
You a preds fan swedebro?
>>74862342
manlets are the future
>>74862357
I seent it, kid. Been here all morning. Decline in numbers doesn't mean those numbers are comparable to those of northern teams. 100 --> 5 =/= 10mil --> 1mil.
>>74862386
that still makes it offside
Big Bill off the crossbar
Isles are a pretty fun team to watch desu. Haven't caught much of them this year.
someone should make a webm of that scene from Space Jam where they're huddled and Morgan Freeman says "just give me the ball". Could shoop anyones face in there and caption it like, "just give me the puck".
Bill Bar
fluery is so bad
kek
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8
What happened to Canada, lads?
sweet, sweet poetic justice
get fucked shittsburgh
Team full of rookies fighting experienced NHL veterans. Sad sight to see, when your team has to resort to beating up kids just to stand a chance.
challenge that one trashcans
>>74862446
>implying that was on fleury
>>74862387
Nah, Detroit :)
Sorry!
Fleury to Las Vegas
>>74862387
manlets are the greatest men to ever live. hitler, crosyby, etc
Canes attendance dipped the way it did not only because of lack of success but because of Karmanos. Karmanos is a literal jew who forces his GMs to spend no money on FA and exploits his own kids for profit. Just like Hartford, us Carolinians got fed up with his antics and stopped buying tickets to feed his little business. That combined with fairweather fans leaving just because of no success is why the Canes are where they are. You wonder why there's a lot of us here online but not many at games? That's why.
>>74862419
>player is offside
>dump the puck in
>player clears the zone
>chase the puck and recover it
>score
completely onside, you're just too dumb to understand the rules
>Ruwhedel
>>74862452
Poetic because Isles got away with a penalty there
>>74862457
make a fucking save
>>74862455
I hope you're not talking about Detroit. Because Mantha and double AA are both rookies
>>74862486
>pongs complaining about penalties
>ever
So fucking sick of Chad "Pylon" Ruwhedel
>>74862451
real men were busy getting drunk fucking finnish girls we let the women and cucks take over
>Stream almost a minute behind
wtf
>>74862486
so did the pongs, tavares got molested there
this game is a massive shit
these sportsnet panel guys are literally the dumbest people ive ever seen on television
>>74862498
>>74862514
Tavares dragged down Ruwhedel with his free hand
Wongs are awful salty tonight
>>74862486
did you miss the hold on tavares there?
Who do blotsfags trust between the pipes more, Vasilevskiy or Budaj?
>Chad Ruwhedel will start in the playoffs
>>74862451
The Great White North lost it's way.
>>74862540
>baltic goaltending
>>74862524
tsn is better
WTF IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOLTS STEALING BOMBSTONS WC SPOT NOT ISLELS.
>Tranpa Gay
Being shitty for no reason is getting pretty old pretty fast desu
REEEEEEEEEE
>>74862541
Letang is skating but is a question mark. My guess he's playing it safe and will be back by the start of the playoffs.
Daley recovery time coincides with the start of the playoffs.
Maatta recover time also coincides with the start of the playoffs.
Hainsey is a question mark being "week to week".
Coinsidering Rust was probably the biggest question mark a few weeks ago as to if he would be ready by the playoffs, and he's out on the ice now, I'm pretty optimistic they won't need to start Chad.
>>74862634
they were doing so good this year though! what happen?
Are the Sharks finished?
>>74862634
>no reason
Maybe you shouldn't rely on a defenceman to lead your team in scoring
>>74862533
wongs always salty. pic related is from last year.
>>74862654
Can't score and our PP has been uncharacteristically terrible all year. Our offensive coach needs to go.
Man Fluery is getting meme'd on. Thought he was looking up after the last couple starts.
>>74862634
I feel ya lad
>>74862681
It's >our depth scoring. Boedker, Hertl, Donskoi and Ward are all having terrible seasons.
M I S K A
>Pongs fans cheering garbage calls
>incredulous over objectively correct calls
it fuels me
>>74862455
>I unironically post bullshit because I'm a cool florida fan
>>74862715
True but the Sharks were rolling until Burns went cold. 4 points in the whole month of March
>>74862486
>implying Tavares wasn't held
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination."
>>74862756
>rags
>>74862742
>>74862686
i rest my case.
>>74862686
How will florida ever recover?
Post in the fucking gamethreads you degenerates.
>>74862756
>rags
>>74862755
Dude got called for 3 straight penalties last game. He does not get preferential treatment.
>tfw when you're associated with dumb Floridians when you live in Jacksonville
>>74862817
That's because Jacksonville is an awful city.
>>74862817
>tfw dumbass refuses to move out of the state he hates yet somehow manages to unironically call everyone else dumbasses
>>74862816
I was talking about booty-blasted pongs fans
ruwhedel has looked great tonight
>>74862844
>Yes, I'll just move lol xd
I can tell you're underage, moving is not as simple as that.
>>74862831
Not really unless you live in the bad parts. People only say this because of Florida, not being popular, and our NFL team.
>>74862844
>hates living in the best state
No one is holding a gun to your head
>>74862817
Isn't Florida filled to the brim with hot chicks though?
I'd imagine that's why Jagr is there anyway
>>74862941
>Miami
>hot chicks
Cubans aren't hot
Stop bullying Bill
>>74862901
I say this as someone who lived in jax beach and south side. Place sucks and I'll never go back.
whats your favorite recipe to cook, /hoc/?
>Shorks
ONE (round) AND DONE IN THE PLAYOFFS
the Pongs get away with yet another stick infraction off the play
>>74862941
https://youtu.be/0HVQ160TF5U
I mean it's all on taste I guess.
>>74862974
I don't cook, my wife does
>>74862948
Oh
>>74862465
Detroit isn't bad now that they're not in our division, if you tank hard enough you might get that good swiss guy
>>74862901
>tfw born and raised in texas
>hate it
>move to florida
>hate it
>move to colorado
>fucking profit
Its easy as fuck, kid. I've moved across the country twice while you sit there shitposting about how much you hate your life. Pack your shit and leave. Really is that fucking simple.
>>74862995
What kinds of things does she cook?
>>74862999
Toronto > Tampa > Orlando > Boston > Denver > LA > Seattle. It's pretty easy, not sure what he's crying about.
>>74862989
jacksonville has an nhl team?
>>74862999
I never said I hated living here. I just said that I hate some of the people this state brings.
>>74863034
It costs a shit ton desu
>>74863034
how did you get your visa m8
>>74862958
I can see why some people don't like Jacksonville since there's not many things to do there but by no means would I say it's terrible. Boring place but I guess I like how chill it is.
>>74863067
Dual citizen.
>>74863055
Only costs a lot if you're taking a lot. I sell my furniture and move.
>>74863027
We had homemade burgers today
Cooked ham and potatoes with salad yday
>>74863055
maybe if you're a financially irresponsible dumbass..
>>74863115
>go to rent a place
>they want a letter of employment/proof of income
so what do you do before you land a job
>>74863116
Does she ever cook anything a little more challenging? Like actual recipes?
>>74863155
You need a deposit for each new place you move to
You need to buy new furniture, as you sold your old
Some cities are naturally more expensive to live in (I'd imagine Toronto being expensive af)
You'd need a fair paying job; nothing too much, but still
>Getting shit in by Cameron fucking Gaunce
>>74863177
Yes, been a busy week for the both of us
I am not entirely sure on the full english names for the dishes though
She bakes pretty often
>>74863164
I work from home so I show them my letter of employment. Pretty easy.
>>74863115
>>74863155
Naw I'm just saying when I moved to Tampa from Tennessee it costs 3300. Trust me when I moved I didn't even take my bed, I just had a basket of clothes, computer, and ,my telescope. You'll still need to fix up your car also and get inspections
>>74863190
>financially irresponsible =/= "broke"
Any move out of state requires you to save beforehand. How LONG you have to save and how much is directly effected by your poor money management skills. It's not cost prohibitive, your spending habits are.
>>74863208
Yea most people don't have that luxury
>>74863206
What're they called in...d-danish? denmarkian? ..probably danish.
>>74863235
Well fair point
>>74863248
Most people are just looking for excuses. There's a ton of ways to make this shit happen if you actually apply yourself.
>employment agencies
Literally. Tell them you have to find work ASAP and that you're homeless. They'll find you something within days of your application.
>>74863208
>I work from home
So do I. What do you do?
>>74863254
She called it "Indisk lammegryde med auberginer og sode kartofler"
Indian lambdish with aubergines and sweet potatoes.. that's the list recipe dish I think
Some pasta dish I cannot remember the name off too; with cream, bacon and onion.. and other things
Danish, indeed!
>>74863313
shitpost
>>74863325
nailed it.
Where will you have been when the wings win 11 in a row and knock boston out of a playoff spot again
>>74863313
I freelance but mostly technical writing.
>>74863282
That easy to find work in the states?
I went without work for 11 months; luckily I'm insured should I be unemployed, so I did get some pay, but shit
>>74862997
Thanks
It's a little too late to tank for that I'm afraid, because of how bad the worst teams in the western conferance have been. Detroit will need some serious luck now to get a top 3 pick
>>74863313
Change people's opinions on products by tactically posting on a Guatemalan paper mache board
>>74863316
Jesus christ what a mouthful your language is.
I love eggplants though. Think I'll try that one out.
>>74863345
>I freelance but mostly technical writing.
In English, doc.
>>74863372
I'm not sure what's confusing about technical writing. Do you not know what that is?
>>74863356
I knew there was a dairy farmers of canada shill on here
>>74863348
No it's not, that guy is lying on the internet, who would have imagined. People who lie about employment always claim to be self-employed too.
>>74863384
Yes, please explain it and how you make money.
WAKE ME UP
I want to move because >tfw no gf and I'm in a small town so the women well is kind of dried up come college aged and older
>>74863389
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
>>74863348
>that easy to find work
It's that easy if you're not concerned about the type or quality of that work, sure. I'm talking about salting roads and hauling bags of fertilizer everyday. Janitor positions, even. Bottom rung but when you're desperate for proof of income beggers can't be choosers. Theres always openings like that, because the job itself is so shit no one stays long term. But they're great for getting your foot in the door.
>>74863372
he's on unemployment
Jesus christ I just started following this sport and the sharks and they're being btfo. Looks like I'm in for a ride.
>>74863370
Haha, It's beautiful c'mon
I found the recipe if you'd like, it's entirely in danish though.. dno if google translate can make sense of it; it's a magazine my wife reads every week
>http://www.femina.dk/mad/hovedretter/indisk-lammegryde-med-aubergine-og-soede-kartofler
time to just accept the loss and get drunk
>>74863389
HEY WHO WANTS A COLD ONE
>>74863422
please choke the division title to the flimflams
>>74863390
>i care enough about this thread to lie
Whatever you have to tell yourself to justify your fear of leaving.
>sharks shorking and is not even April yet
>>74863432
>to the flim flams
Uh no
kessel is an absolute MADMAN
>>74863411
This depends on where you live. These shit jobs with high turnover are always given to mexicans. If you don't live in an area filled to the brim with low skill mexicans than sure, you might find a job doing that, but many smaller towns that don't have 200,000 mexicans to hand pick have been gutted and no longer have any jobs to do.
right i'm done lads
need a new team to support asap
>>74863447
1. Choke in March
2. Don't choke in April
3.????
4. Profit
>>74863391
You know when you buy something new and it comes with a manual? Someone wrote that manual. That's called technical writing.
holy shit sharks wateru doin
>>74863471
Repeating digits say you're a Chicago fan now. A bandwagon who ditches his team should feel right at home there
>>74863418
>http://www.femina.dk/mad/hovedretter/indisk-lammegryde-med-aubergine-og-soede-kartofler
hnnnnnnnnnnnngh you had me at "apricots". is this some kind of danish "better homes and gardens" or something?
Cant wait till >we play the shorks in round 2
>>74863503
i wasn't serious you spasgroid
halak with an INSANE save, jesus christ
You bunch of fucking nerds will never be #Bold enough to spurn the privilege of representing your nation in an international sporting event (i.e., playing a game) because you're not paid enough to do it.
>>74863451
People forget >we exist, it's been that kinda year
>>74863521
He needs this win for his mental stability
>>74863551
he always looks on the verge of tears and just totally spaced out
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
and on a pp which is nice
>>74863417
>tfw i just started following this sport this season and have been following dallas
This is the only good game ive seen so far
>>74863531
True but >we are getting hot at just the right time desoo. Having vermette back has done wonders for the D and bernier is playing out of his mind.
>>74863486
I see. I thought that was something companies typically did in-house.
>>74863518
Rude
>>74863486
So your job is to confuse people and ruin marriages?
>>74863451
you prefer san jose win it over >us?
Shitsburg announcers are unironically the worst announcers in the league. Even worse than the >rags.
>>74863593
regional sports networks were a mistake
Well boys pack it up, no way we win a shootout
>>74863610
this this this this this
>this
>>74863471
calgary flim flams
>good fan base (for canada)
>young team, potential to be good in the future
>calgary is a great city
>not too late to be called a bandwagoner
>>74863593
Sam Rosen is senile and they have a penchant to praise every teams worst players but come on
>>74863576
You're mostly right. I primarily work with smaller businesses but got my start with a global company.
>>74863352
It's not that dire, you might be able to land top 3 which would get you Nico Hirschier but if you at least get top 5 you'll have the chance to land Elias Petersson who could shape up to be forsberg 2.0 if he can put some weight on him
>>74863593
Deal with it, nerd.
>>74862999
Hey texasbro which city did you live in?
And which city in colorado you move to?
Im trying to move to Colorado but i know fuck all about the cities
>>74863586
No m8 >we're taking it
>>74863572
Bernier is playing ok, it's mostly the defense of Lindholm and Manson. Bernier looks shaky still at times when Bieksa and Holzer are on the ice, can't blame him for that though. Also, the 4th line is absolutely abhorrent, especially Boll.
>tfw god of possession Kase was sent to the AHL for Boll
>tfw Montour is scratched for the shittiest dmen in the league Bieksa and Holzer
>tfw our NHL ready defense prospects rot in San Diego because of fucking Bieksa
Makes me upset
>>74863631
I'm surprised that's something they let you work from home for, but I guess that's the way things are trending.
>>74863639
In Denver you'll feel right at home as a Texan since you'll be surrounded by mexicans
t. former Coloradan
HALAK MEMES A V
we playoffs again
eat shit shittsburgh
>>74863610
If it wasnt for regional coverage i wouldnt be a stors fan m8
>Pens lose another shootout after dominating the 3-3 OT two nights in a row
Well fuck me
>yfw someone from the Metrosexual Division is getting eliminated in the first round
No matter what happens it will be worth a few keks
>Pongs
Wew
Bettman BTFO
>>74863692
>JARO
>JARO
>JARO
>>74860851
>Fleury stacking the pads
nice
>isles winning
fuck
Gg isles
>>74863705
someone from every division is getting eliminated in the first round.
>>74863651
Whats keeping us from sending him down to bring them up?
>>74863722
>Canadian pongs fan
day of the rake soon
>>74863745
leafs fan not wanting to give up our playoff spot
also
>bill
>>74863738
Bieksa's NMC, the same thing that's gonna fuck you in the expansion draft
>>74863566
When I skated with him over the summer I've never seen a person so mad about losing a mini game. Dudes legit crazy
>>74863505
It's, boiled down, a magazine for women who shares ideas of cooking, decorating homes, clothing and.. other woman related stuff
It was tasty af though desu
>>74863738
No movement clause, they wouldn't send him down anyway for some reason, they think he's good and even use him on the power play with his dangerous 10 mph wrister
WTF PENS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP US MAKE AN UNDERDOG STORY.
>>74863634
They'll probably end up around 25th. Including Las Vegas that means 6 teams behind them. So getting a top 3 pick would be really good, even getting a top 5 pick would take some good luck.
>another swede
I can't say no to swedes...
>>74863759
Doesnt that just mean he has to stay within the ducks/gulls?
>Leave the Ducks to us
>>74863781
Nope it means he can't be moved at all
>>74863691
Yeah i dont want to live in Denver. Anywhere cozy to live?
>>74863792
>leave the jets to me
>>74863733
No shit there Stephen fucking Hawking. the point is the 3 best teams in the league are all in the Metro.
>>74863781
Nope, that's a NTC. NMC prevents him from being waived. Usually a NMC is paired with a NTC to make a player completely immobile.
>>74863639
Like..primarily or..?
>born in Houston
Moved to Waco when I was a few months old, then moved to Austin for a few months, then to Dallas for a year or two, then back to Austin and stayed there until I was 21.
Actually, I ended up kind of regretting my choice (Colorado Springs). I thought with all the military bases that crime wouldn't be as high here but it turns out I was VERY wrong. Not as bad as in Denver, but still pretty concerning. My car got broken into last month but I drive a piece of shit and it didn't have anything valuable so I lucked out. The cost of living here is higher than I expected so I can't afford to move just yet. There's also a gigantic homeless problem in this city BUT I hear its not as bad in Denver. If I had to choose all over again, I'd still pick this place to start in. Views are gorgeous, people are friendly towards transplants despite all the "fuck off we're full" bullshit you hear from asshole natives online. Matter of fact I've only met 2 or 3 legit colorado natives in person here. Everyone else moved here from somewhere else and most of them from Texas. Feels like home sometimes, thats how many of us are up here.
Lets at least humiliate sharts before season over
>>74863792
member round 1 of 2015
>>74863816
Anywhere else in Colorado
>>74863850
Thanks for the info bud. Im in houston, planning to move my family to colorado. Im trying to find a small town where theres not a lot of crime
>>74863647
Only on the condition that you embarrass Edmonton if you play them
Memeing aside, >we have little to no chance of making it past the first round
H A L A K ' D
>>74863862
They didn't have Goatrik Laine and God-mode Scheifele then
>>74863773
>Counting on a team starting 10 AHLers
>>74863850(ps)
I say "regret" when what I mean is, "sometimes I have doubts about this long-term". But then it snows and I think "this is the best thing I've ever done in life". And its true. I'm the happiest I've ever been here. Fucking paradise compared to FL.
>>74863890
How small? Alma is very small and very nice, you might get altitude sickness if you're not used to it though since it's 12,000 feet up.
>>74863892
Tbh id rather play the flim flams in round 1
>>74863901
Score own goals and i literal who
>>74863857
Season as been over since January
Dubs names what city the next NHL expansion team will be based in
Jake "I'm not fat, I'm a power forward" Virtanen
>>74863957
Wood Buffalo
>>74863890
Well I'll say this-- areas with the lowest crime have the highest cost of living bar none. But this town is great for families imo. The housing costs definitely reflect that concern though. There's a ton of brand new housing developments to keep up with demand but thats where the $$ comes in. Tons of smaller, older neighborhoods too though. Most of the crime is localized downtown, where the homeless people pool together.
HAH Islanders didn't get ROW. Tampa will easily get to the playoffs now, right?
>>74863957
New orleans
>>74863946
>literal who
>7th in league scoring
kys
>>74863934
>altitude sickness
I'm so glad you reminded me about that. It gets BAD here. The first 3 weeks or so was torture. Headaches mostly, but nausea and dizziness too. Its tough. I hear it takes as long as 3 months to kick in, for some people. I just so happened to get punched in the face as soon as we got here.
>my luck
>>74863957
Thunder Bay-Sault Ste. Marie
>>74863957
seattle
>>74863993
Wont change the first round exit
>>74863957
I'll be serious here and kek will deliver.
Houston.
>>74863957
Mexico
>>74863989
you forgot that the wings are winning 10 in a row and getting in with 89 points
>>74864005
I might go to lakehead next fall
>wongs
>>74863957
Oklahoma city
>>74863957
Nunavut
>>74863957
Seattle
>>74864036
>City
>>74864011
and there you have it.
>>74864024
>kongs
You already have a team.
>>74864011
Undo dubs.
why are we still naming cities >>74864011
this anon got dubs
>>74864011
>oilers+flim flams to central division
>avs to pacific
based
>>74864011
THE PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED
>>74864057
Because seattle will never get a team because Vancouver
>>74864068
Toronto let buffalo get a team
>>74863763
>Danish Cosmo
Oh boy. I'll definitely try that one out though, thanks for the heads up. I need to find more recipes in general. Getting tired of cooking the same things over and over again.
>>74864068
chinks don't watch hockey, no one in vancouver will care
>>74864090
Toronto is a bunch of cucks like seattle
>>74864068
What other city in the West could realistically hold a city though?
>Portland
gay
>Salt Lake City
mormons who don't care about hockey
>OKC
yay, another desert team
If Mark Stuart gets the opportunity he should kill himself
>>74864127
Whitehorse
>>74864127
>KC
>Houston
>Wisconsin
Both viable, especially since the next team is going to Central.
>leaving Z out to dry
>Detoilet
>>74864145
>lone star
>>74864127
Houston
Texas has 25 million people, that should be enough for two markets. plus the instant rivalry
or move Detroit/Columbus to the west and give Quebéc a team so they shut up
>>74864194
Quebec is most likely gonna get a relocation from the south
>>74864164
Houston longhorns?
>>74864194
>or move Detroit/Columbus to the west and give Quebéc a team so they shut up
I brought this up awhile ago and detoilet fans lost their shit about having to play late games and travel that much again, even though they were a dynasty in the west
>>74863999
Yeah this is a real common complaint for flat-landers when going to Colorado. I never experienced it of course since I was born there. In fact, I can't adjust to sea level, I get sick, so when I moved I moved to another mountain in another state.
>>74864214
Houston Texans
>>74864149
the only good answer
>>74864164
>>74864194
>Wisconsin
too close to minnesota/chicago
is there a hockey market there?
>KC
see Kansas City Scouts (1974-1976)
>Houston
if Dallas is a fairweather market, Houston will likely be the same, no?
>>74864251
Thats already a thing
>>74863774
Elias Petersson is fucking elite brah, it's a plus that he's a swede too, he has some crazy scorign touch on him, Lias Andersson as well, personally I'm hoping he'll slide so the preds can trade up for him
>>74864281
I know I just like it
>>74864207
So it can get relocated again?
>>74864281
What about the Houston Cowboys?
>>74864312
>>74864312
>>74864214
Stop stealin foot ball teams
Make em the houston bulls
>>74864281
houston texicans
>>74864309
Nordiqs 1.0 had poor management and the CAD was 60cents when they folded
>>74864253
>Houston will likely be the same, no?
Absolutely, which is why we're the last state who deserves another franchise. I literally had no idea my state even had a professional hockey team until the Stars started winning games a year or two ago.
Give it to Wisconsin.
>>74864309
They moved back to Winnipeg, and that's going just fine
Quebec City is the next place to put an NHL team
>>74864291
I've seen draft ranks that had Petterson as low as 10, 2 months ago some didn't even have him in their top30. he might end up in the top5 because it's a real clusterfuck right now. hope he doesn't end up with the isles or something like that because he's dropping
>>74864344
Houston Barebacks
>>74864312
>>74864357
now yall are just fucking with me
>>74864390
More like the brokebacks
>>74864390
>>74864250
Weird, I never thought it'd apply the other way around. Like obviously, of course it would. I guess I'm just fucking retarded kek. Used to hear that all the time from transplants in New Orleans. Dunno why I never pieced it together.
Houston Wild
>Win cup year 1
Then expand to Minnesota again with:
>Minnesota Bears
>>74864428
Kek
>>74864291
We'll see. The top two seems quite fixed. But other than that there aren't really any safe bets. This draft seems like a throw of a dice. But yeah, he's been looking quite good, and I'll check him out a little more.
Thanks and good night!
>>74864444
>these night night quads
>>74864444
good night, based quads
>>74864456
>>74864458
Good night other side of the ocean
poohio will never ever be good at hockey on any level
>>74864491
>saying goodnight twice
swedopedo confirmed for lonely
>>74864444
Sleep tight and comfy Swedebro
>>74864513
same with they schools, Dayton a shit
Will /new/ be on time?
>>74864539
>>74864541
Which do I pick?
>>74864539
>its another faggy dog thread
"no"
just end it all lads
>>74864513
Bowling Green won the NCAA hockey title once
If you're from Saskatchewan what team do you root for?
>>74864444
I wouldn't say so, the draft doesn't look that bad, it seems that it needs to be developed, but they looked good in tournaments
>>74864253
fuck you I want a team in KC
>>74864214
Houston cosmonauts.
Or houston cosmos.
Or houston roughnecks?
But houston wont get a team anytime soon, toyota center wasnt having it with the Aeros. And Houston rodeo wants NRG too long out of the year