>The object of pure physics is the unfolding of the laws of

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>Everything, however complicated - breaking waves, migrating birds, and tropical forests - is made of atoms and obeys the equations of quantum physics. But even if those equations could be solved, they wouldn't offer the enlightenment that scientists seek. Each science has its own autonomous concepts and laws.
- Cristiano Ronaldo

According to Google those two quotes were uttered by two English mathematicians, not Cristiano Ronaldo.

>>74860865
>According to (((Google)))

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>Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!
- Cristiano Ronaldo

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-Cristiano Ronaldo

>>74860865
fake search engine

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>With just one polka dot, nothing can be achieved. In the universe, there is the sun, the moon, the earth, and hundreds of millions of stars. All of us live in the unfathomable mystery and infinitude of the universe. Pursuing 'philosophy of the universe' through art under such circumstances has led me to what I call 'stereotypical repetition.'
- Cristiano Ronaldo

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>I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word.

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>A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.

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>I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.
> Cristiano Ronaldo

>>74860886
no

>>74860708
When asked why he refused to take part in UEFA's 'Say No to Racism' campaign, Ronaldo had this to say:

>Race? It is a feeling, not a reality. Ninety-five per cent, at least. Nothing will ever make me believe that biologically pure races can be shown to exist today.…

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>Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.

>>74860886
kek

I christen this meme "The Tsuted Philosopher"

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>Hello, yes, i would like to order a cheese pizza.. [muffled Messi in the background: AND A SPRITE].. a-and a sprite.
- Antonella Roccuzzo

>>74860886
Fuck no

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>Freedom is not something that one people can bestow on another as a gift. Thy claim it as their own and none can keep it from them.

>>74861012
When asked if he saw a move to the MLS in his future, Cristiano Ronaldo had this to say to Spain's Radio Nacional

>The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.

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>Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend
- Cristiano Ronaldo

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>>74861012

When asked if he would ever consider a return to the Premier League toward the end of his career, Ronaldo had this to say:

>It is in the admission of ignorance and the admission of uncertainty that there is a hope for the continuous motion of human beings in some direction that doesn't get confined, permanently blocked, as it has so many times before in various periods in the history of man.

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"If, then, taxation is compulsory, and is therefore indistinguishable from theft, it follows that the State, which subsists on taxation, is a vast criminal organization far more formidable and successful than any "private" Mafia in history." - Lionel Messi

>>74860886
fuck u

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>The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.
- Cristiano Ronaldo

>>74861138
Nice try, but it's not in green text so it's not a real quote. Messifags btfo.

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>April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

>>74860886
PLZ

What magic did he use to get a better, clean skin when he clearly had skin problems?

>>74861204
money

>>74860886
dude cmon man

>>74861218
Yes, I know money, but it cannot be so expensive that the average person wouldn't be able to afford such treatment.

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>>74861138
>Welfare should be built of more taxpayers. Not by higher taxes.

>>74861233
maybe, but he does probably spend thousands on moisturizing his face alone

for what its worth I have massive acne problems in my mid 20s that I have found no fix for but to drink 5 liters of water daily

>>74861257
Then I want to know what products he uses. They are clearly good.

Most of the cosmetic products are utter bullcrap.

>I have found no fix for but to drink 5 liters of water daily

Going to the toilet every half an hour...

>>74861284
on average I need to piss around 8-10 times a day, not that bad desu, unless it is really hot summer and break the 10 liter barrier

ironically I read about this water ''solution'' from some german guy on /int/ a few years back and it saved my life because I was tired of the pain

>>74861284
and yeah cosmetic stuff sucks cock

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>>74861132
When asked if he holds a grudge to the player that injuted him, Ronaldo had this to say:

>One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him.

Quality thread.

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>>74861252
>I don't like the income tax. Every time we talk about these taxes we get around to the idea of 'from each according to his capacity and to each according to his needs'. That's socialism. It's written into the Communist Manifesto. Maybe we ought to see that every person who gets a tax return receives a copy of the Communist Manifesto with it so he can see what's happening to him.

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>I'm a huge fag and I like to suck gigantic dicks.
- Cristiano Ronaldo.

>>74861579
>tripfag is obsessed with sucking dicks and faggotry
Well colour me surprised

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While autism is a developmental disorder, sometimes a devastating one, there is always within the autism a unique and sometimes strangely gifted individual. The great psychoanalyst Winicott used to feel that there was something like a tulip in every person and this was their essence and that this internal part of them was inaccessible to the person themselves and should not be meddled with or touched by psychoanalysis or anything else and one wonders if there is not some autistic essence like this tulip which needs to be respected and not meddled with.

- Lionel Messi

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When asked if Iraq truly had weapons of mass destruction, Ronaldo had this to say:
>Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones.

>>74861058
kek

>>74861138
>Everyone else looks like a million bucks about to bring 5 supermodels a piece back to their respective cribs for an epic orgy after a night of clubbing
>Messi looks like his mom just dressed him for Sunday school

Beginning to think he might actually be autistic.

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We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.

- Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal

>>74862025
Should have gone with Kyrie

>>74861058
lmaoo

>Cristiano Kantnaldo

>>74860708
Yo i'm pretty sure he didn't actually say that bruh

>>74861058
Chuckled