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/mlb/ general - JD Martinez ded Edition

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DET:J.D. Martinez diagnosed with Lisfranc sprain
MIA:Marlins name Volquez Opening Day starter
WAS:Derek Norris to sign one-year deal with Rays
SF:Will Smith to undergo Tommy John surgery
SEA:Jarrod Dyson (legs) remains out of action
CWS:Jose Quintana to start opener for White Sox
OAK:Khris Davis is nursing minor quad injury
TOR:Estrada expected to start Opening Day for TOR
LA:Adrian Gonzalez (elbow) back in lineup Friday
CWS:Carlos Rodon to undergo MRI on tight biceps
STL:Cardinals expected to go with Peralta at 3B
HOU:McHugh (arm) unlikely to be ready by opener
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in b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy.
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>buttnam
>puke

Pls be okay Rodon ;_;
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>rags
I got nothing
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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat
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>>74858387
>>74858387
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>>74858387
>Estrada expected to start Opening Day for TOR
im ok with this
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Native Americans
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>>74858546
Why not based Stroman?
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Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
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>>74858598
probably to give him some extra rest since he had the WBC
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>>74858598
Extra break post-WBC maybe. Definitely deserves it.
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Who should i steal from people in tonight's mlb fantasy draft for secret success (again)
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royals
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>>74858657
Trout
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Daily reminder that the Chicago White Sox were obliterated by a 12 year old kid.
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>A's trolling the shit out of the Giants

loving every laugh
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>>74858634
ST not over yet. Not even for game day.
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>>74858682
This is in San Fransisco if it wasn't clear
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Cubes
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>>74858682
>rooted in Oakland
>franchise comes from Philadelphia, and Kansas City after that
>Will be relocated to Vegas in our lifetime

What exactly was their intention with this?
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>>74858682
>"Rooted in Oakland"
>will be relocated within 5 years
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>>74858598
yeah Stroman is my main nigga, but he played hard in WBC and had opening day start last season. time to change things up, and Estrada is just as awesome up on the mound. gotta love his changeup
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>>74858788
>>74858786
Its only shitposters like you who keep calling for relocations because the team somehow hurt your previous fees fees making you so butthurt at them.
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>>74858657
who is available
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>>74858847
Just a bit of shitposting lad, whew. Sorry to hurt your feelings.
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>>74858847
don't listen to the buttmad giantards
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Jon Gray just got injured if anyone cares
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>>74858914
Literally who?
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>>74858847
Where are they going to build the new Oakland stadium?

O.co is a literal sewage dump. The Raiders are already jumping ship to Vegas.

You really think the MLB is fine with the A's current stadium situation?
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>>74858893
Its your feelings that are hurt though.
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>>74858945
It's an open secret that they're announcing the new stadium this year you dip
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>>74858945
they have no choice, the new CBA kicked them out of the revenue sharing pool, its either build a new stadium or move the team

its fucking ridiculous they are in a top 10 media market yet bitch about muh payroll
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>>74858972
Believe me when I say the A's are at the very bottom of my "give a shit about" list.
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>>74858975
I'll believe it when I see it.

if they couldn't build a stadium for the Raiders, why would they build one for the A's?
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>>74859016
Baseball > handegg
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>>74859016
Now that the Raiders are gone though they can put money into one baseball stadium.

Unless they just want to get rid of them.
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>>74858657
Didi
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Injuns to be honest family
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11 team ROTO league. I didn't know what I was doing. thoughts?
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does playing in colorado really increase a players batting average? i understand it would have a power effect but it's not going to make a ground ball hit an infield gap
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>>74859168
Maybe by as much as 5 hits a season. Those ground balls that might've been knocked down and scooped up for an out at 1st JUST get by the defender. Outfielders, particularly larger ones, may run out of steam to chase after long fly balls and let them drop instead of going for a diving catch or running catch of some sort.
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>>74859168
The outfield is yuuuuge.
Outfielders play very deep, lots of balls drop in.
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>>74859168
Coors Field doesn't make one hit better, but it makes the hits themselves better than they would be in a non-meme ballpark.
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Daily reminder that the Marlins are willingly placing their entire 2017 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2017 season opener
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>>74859247
>>74859260

ahh right i didn't consider these. for some reason my brain couldn't process potential non-line drive contact
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sigh
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>>74859349
ST my man
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>>74859410
there's a reason Rene Rivera is starting opening day
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>>74859349
Combine that with Noah's inability to hold runners and I see the mets giving up a metric shit ton of SBs this year. Add in an anemic offense and a rotation held together with spit and scotch tape and I would be shocked if they were even able to meme their way in to a WC berth. I see them hovering around .500 for the year.
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>>74859166
>some of those starting pitcher choices

for what purpose
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>>74858682
>>74858704
They can buy all the ad space in SF that they want. They need to try whatever they can.
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>>74859509
I told you I didn't know what I was doing (Korean was a last round joke pick.)
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>>74859497
d'arnaud won't be catching noah. he'll still give up a bunch of SBs regardless, but it won't be as bad as it could be.

i think the pitching will be fine overall, we led the league in WAR from pitchers last year even with the injury, and the rotation is so deep. the offense is the real problem; if we can't produce runs like we did during the final months of the year last year, a wild card spot is our peak, even if the pitching is as good as it can be.
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>>74858657
Pick Didi up brah. I bet he hits .275 with 25 bombs
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>>74859509
curious to know what's wrong with them. I don't meme baseball too much.
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>>74859673
Marcos Molina for Stephen Vogt
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Reminder that Puerto Ricans tried to kill President Truman.
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Reminder
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>>74859931
What they don't show on TV: the chicken and the monk chanting CUETO CUETO in the dugout
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>>74858633
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>>74859247
this is bullshit

>>74859260
this is true
Easily the largest amount of fair territory in the majors so the OFers have a lot more ground to cover
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>>74860264
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Here are your MLB standings through April

AL East
1. Baltimore 15-8
2. Boston 15-10
3. New York 13-11
4. Toronto 10-15
5. Tampa Bay 9-17

AL Central
1. Detroit 14-11
2. Minnesota 14-11
3. Chicago 11-13
4. Cleveland 11-14
5. Kansas City 10-14

AL West
1. Texas 16-9
2. Los Angeles 17-10
3. Seattle 15-11
4. Houston 13-13
5. Oakland 6-20

NL East
1. New York 16-9
2. Washington 14-11
3. Miami 11-13
4. Atlanta 8-16
5. Philadelphia 7-17

NL Central
1. Milwaukee 19-7
2. Chicago 17-7
3. Pittsburgh 10-14
4. St. Louis 10-15
5. Cincinnati 9-16

NL West
1. Los Angeles 20-6
2. San Diego 14-13
3. San Francisco 13-13
4. Colorado 12-14
5. Arizona 8-19
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Lmao more ded Indians shoulders. But whatever it was just that bum Lonnie. He probably has no home runs this spring.
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>>74860550
Wow. This is way, way off.
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>>74860578
Not in the world of Tism Sim 17
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>>74860550
Nice
Looks good to me
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>>74860550
>5. Philadelphia 7-17
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>>74860550
>milwaukee
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>>74860550
>Oakland pathetics
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>>74860550
>blow gays
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>>74858387
>STL:Cardinals expected to go with Peralta at 3B
Rather start Gyorko at third, but Matheny won't let go of his vets until they pry them out of his cold, dead hands. Peralta is washed up.
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>>74860550
>Angels
>17-10
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>>74860553
>hitting .275 with 2 homers and 6 RBI
>day-to-day
Joke's on you
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>>74860550
>Yankees 13-11
Not if you take spring training into account lol
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>>74860550
I just tried scenarioing this with your AL west and the numbers don't add up. Theyre playing each other as well so it doesnt make sense for them to have those amount of wins and losses.
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Rags
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>>74860973
I got nothing
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>law
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>Source: Jose Ramirez in agreement with #Indians on four-year extension. Deal is for less than $30M. First to note it was close: @JeffPassan.
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>>74860929
>Rangers
2-1 vs. Indians
2-1 vs. Athletics
2-1 @ Angels
2-1 @ Mariners
2-1 @ Athletics
3-1 vs. Royals
1-2 vs. Twins
2-1 vs. Angels

16 wins, 25 games

>Angels
4-0 @ Athletics
1-2 vs. Mariners
1-2 vs. Rangers
2-1 @ Royals
2-2 @ Astros
3-1 vs. Blue Jays
3-0 vs. Athletics
1-2 @ Rangers

17 wins, 27 games

>Mariners
3-1 @ Astros
2-1 @ Angels
3-0 vs. Astros
1-2 vs. Rangers
1-2 vs. Marlins
2-2 @ Athletics
1-2 @ Tigers
2-1 @ Indians

15 wins, 26 games

>Astros
1-3 vs. Mariners
1-2 vs. Royals
0-3 @ Mariners
2-1 @ Athletics
2-2 vs. Angels
2-1 @ Rays
2-1 @ Indians
3-0 vs. Athletics

13 wins, 26 games

>Athletics
0-4 vs. Angels
1-2 @ Rangers
1-2 @ Royals
1-2 vs. Astros
1-2 vs. Rangers
2-2 vs. Mariners
0-3 @ Angels
0-3 @ Astros

6 wins, 26 games
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>>74860929
The is the autismal equivalent of "Hey, I know that gay blow job scene."
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>Rotations
1. Dodgers
2. Nationals
3. Cubs
4. Blue Jays
5. Red Sox
6. Mets
7. Indians
8. Tigers
9. Giants
10. Cardinals
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>>74861278
>Blow Gays this high
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>>74861220
Must have made a mistake somewhere in my math. Ill double check what I did.

>>74861265
Um. What?
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1. Lester
2. Arrieta
3. Lackey
4. (Brett) Anderson
5. Hendricks

Hendricks Lamar's W:L ratio is gonna be retarded

Do fans of the any of the teams Anderson has played for have anything to say about this guy?
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>>74861478
He gets injured a lot.
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>>74861278
>Dodgers that high
>Cubs that high
>Blow Jays that high
>Red Sox that high
>Mets that low assuming health
>Indians that low
Holy hell you're retarded
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>>74861168
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Pesäpallo
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>>74861326
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>>74861278
Who is even the Dodgers #2 pitcher? Brandon McCarthy? Alex Wood? The Dodgers pitching is hot fucking trash, 4/5 of their rotation doesn't even belong in the bullpen of a contending team
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Yankees are going to cuck the shit out of the AL east
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>>74862329
not the jays, i forgot where i saw it but their record vs toronto the last couple of years is horrible while they are alright ok the other al east teams.
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>>74862329
You know Tanaka can't pitch everyday, right?
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>>74858416
Fuck
Mariners!
Basedballs close lads
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>>74862812
I want to dock into her port if you know what I mean.
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Teams should really stop focusing on their players potential injuries in the WBC and instead refuse to allow them to go back to their third world homelands
It seems the worst case scenario is they die in a car/plane crash, and the best case scenario is they aren't allowed in the US because they'll go on drunk driving sprees
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>>74861278
Statistically Mets, Cubs, and Nationals had the three best rotations in baseball last year I believe.
I don't understand how the dodgers suddenly elevate to #1.
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>>74862914
If Hill/Ryu/McCarthy are healthy and Maeda's arm doesn't fall apart 2/3 through the season, they are in clear contention for #1 with the cusb
Problem is, a minimum 2 of those 3 will be injured, and so Maeda will again be overworked and gradually get worse as the season goes on
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>>74858847
Did sheep brady forget to put his trip on for this post?
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>>74862860
Lewd
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If anyone cares, the Mariners just got no-hit by the Angels
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>memeiners
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>>74864480

Yeah I got the alert.

gg
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>>74864480
>no hit
>by the angels
Hahahahahahahahaha
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>>74864480
>24 runs by the brewers
>no hit by the angels

What does it mean
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>>74862914
Kershaw carries a WAR of 10. He elevates the SD Padres from the 30th best rotation in baseball to the 13th best rotation in baseball. Not that hard to comprehend
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>>74862914
>>74863059
>>74862107
so fucking mad at LA.

Next you'll tell me they didn't have the best bullpen in baseball and that Kenley Jansen isn't good. Fucking imbecils.
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>>74865082
>imbecils
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>>74865082
I thought the Dodgers were the good?
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>>74865125
Easy now, DG is a foreign leech. As the worst kind of immigrant, he has no reason to learn proper English.
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>>74863059
>literally "If 4/5 of the rotation avoids their high chances of injury"
>>74865082
Never answers my questions about the Dodgers garbo rotation, just "lol y u mad bro"
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>The Mariners get no hit on my birthday

t-thanks guys

at least it was just a bunch of minor league guys.
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>>74865992
You do understand that the most injured rotation of all time posted the highest WAR in baseball for the 2016 season right? You do understand that Kenta Maeda missed 0 starts right? You do understand that it's going to be the same rotation + urias + stewart right + Kershaw who didn't even make 22 starts tight? You do understand that I answered everything and all you're doing is spilling shit from that hole on your face right? But the mets are a top 3 rotation with no health concerns right? They definitely are not at any concern tight?

I just don't understand why you're so disturbed by the fact that LA will dominate for the next decade. It's okay bro.
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>Memeiners
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>>74866633
>LA will dominate for the next decade
The Angels are shit nigga
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>>74866633
>WAR
Nice meme stat, now stop living in the past. That rotation has never won a pennant and they're not about to start
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Last digit of this post is how many rings Kershaw will win after opting out and leaving LA like he always wanted
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>>74867640
>Kershit will never win a ring
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>>74867640
best timeline
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>>74867640
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>>74867746
>>74867827
>>74867977
He isn't opting out.
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Last post of the night. I'll make it a >rags post.

>rags
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>>74866328
Damn, lots anons here born late March
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>>74868034
There's literally no reason for him not to
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I love you guys.
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From here on out, you may only post in this thread if your team has won a World Series in the past 10 years.
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>>74868497
>108 years
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>>74861168
Babyface is based!
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>>74861278
>5. Red Sox
>the overrated city of david price
i wish i could believe this but they wont be that good. plus, farrell. any magic he may have as a pitching coach may be cancelled out by managerial errors.
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Does roto baseball have you set a lineup weekly, or is there still daily management to be done?

On a related note, any espn leagues open, using any scoring method?
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>yfw Yankees start winning again
SOON
THE DYNASTY WILL BE BACK, BABY
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>>74869517
Not for the next 100 years they won't
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Yo /mlb/. I got medical weed and I discovered the most comfiest thing ever. Throw on some light ambient or Brian Eno, and then put on an old 80's ballgame and just get stoned on the couch. I watched all of Game 5 from the 1984 WS and it was really nice. Does anyone else get stoned and watch old games?
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>>74870460
>Baseball players are the athletes that can the most sport overall besides baseball
What did he mean by this?
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>tfw my dad surprised me with tickets for Ichiro bobblehead night.

It could very well be Ichi's last game at Safeco, so it will be cool to watch him one last time.
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any1 have strem
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>>74871111
should have used those quads to say based ichi will break rose's hit record in a m's uniform at safeco field
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http://live.qq.com/10014310
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>>74872749
me and brazilbro are watching here
>>74863462
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corey seager looks like a little faggot
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A week and a day before I get to go to Opening Day.
>mybodyisready.jpeg
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We're gonna make it
It's the home stretch
Thank you sweet god
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Not on my computer
Someone post the kyle fuck you webm for this idiot leaf above me
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Jays Indians ALCS
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Free Outs NLCS
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Delicate Flower Pitchers ALBS
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James Shields
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>>74875566
BIG
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>>74868034
>>74868125
he'll get run out of town if he keeps choking in the playoffs
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>>74869065
daily
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I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper overlord.
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>>74876380
No he won't, because Dodger fans have no hunger. They only go to games to pick random dueling partners for their post-game * parking lot stabfiestas.

* - post-game to Dodger fans means 7th inning, because you can't make a proper getaway from the cops in the traffic that comes after that
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THE SHOW SOON
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>>74876436
I want to achieve Hoopermode. How do I?
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>>74876552
T
H
R
E
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D
A
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>>74876888
Thought about pulling an all nighter on Tuesday.
Instead gonna sleep early on Monday and wake up around 6am no alarm and play the next 12 hours
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>>74876552
>tfw pre-ordered it, and already paid for it in full
I might skip classes on Tuesday if we're being desu
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>Home plate ump says ball hit Harper in the foot. Harper acted like it didn't, stayed in the box, etc. Had to be told to go to first.

LOCKED IN.
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>>74877054
Soccer fucking sucks
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To me Molina is still thje best defensive catcher in baseball. Molina is another manager on the field. He demosnstrated the in the World Baseball Classic. In the showdown of Molina vs Posey in first game between U.S. and P.R. Posey hit a homerun but Molina threw out 5 baserunners. In the 2nd game between the 2 countries they did not even put Posey in the lineup. They put Lucroy.
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>>74876844
>magic underwear
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>>74877446
They just evened out the playing time between both catchers, four games each. Probably a proviso for their participation.
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>>74877446
just wait until Christian Vazquez returns, my friend. There was great debate about it before he had to have TJS about who was better, and there will be again. They possibly are already the best in each league.
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>>74877863
BJ's "training staff" can increase the power of any batter two fold in one quick month wow
Tricks of the trade
>>
>>74877884
I hope you didn't read that as Aaron Sanchez
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>>74877817
WHO does Melky play for now?
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>>74878039
Correct
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>>74878153
What? No what's the name of the team he plays for?
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>>74878297
No, who is the team he plays for, what's in a different league.
>>
>>74878311
Okay, wait a second here.... Melky Cabrera, the outfielder. Who does he play for?
>>
Is BRYCE the sexiest player in the league?
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>>74878379
No.
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>>74878379
yes
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tie games in March a shit.
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>>74878365
The White Sox, aka the Whos
>>
>>74879096
Huh? Why are they known as the whos? They have a more recent ship than most of the NL.
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>>74879214
lurk moar
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Dubs and rags miss the playoffs
>>
>>
a fucking leaf
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when did asiamoot get so Jew-y about file sizes? had to cut down this one because apparently 3.5 MB is too big on spee
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ses
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>>74879950
Spooky !
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>>74879919
Size doesn't mater.
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>>74879358
>yfw
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That's a nice little catcher you have there, Boston. But has he ever thrown out Billy Hamilton or single-handedly ended the Terrance Gore meme?
>>
>>74880782
>Terrance Gore meme
le slide past the bases man
>>
>bustdi

Fuck
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What kind of dipping sauce does /mlb/ use for its chicken nuggies?

I personally use sweet and sour sauce.
>>
>>74858712
I kekd
>>
>>74881065
I don't eat fried food
>>
>>74881065
bbq. duh
>>
>bummer
>>
>>74881065
Ketchup, ranch, BBQ, Cane's sauce, depends where I'm getting tendies from
>>
>>74881065
depends

Sometimes ketchup, sometimes BBQ.

Ranch is shit though. true patricians use Garlic aoli
>>
>>74881065
honey mustard
>>
>>74881065

BBQ for the 50 Mcnugget workout.

>>74881085

GB2 Bhopal you homovan faggot.
>>
>>74881065
At home, chipotle ranch

At fast food joint, bbq
>>
Last digit confirms number of rings the Dodgers win in the next 10 years
>>
Josavior!
>>
>>74881854
*NL West Champions rings
>>
>>74882137
this honestly
0 eries rings
>>
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>Jay Bruce? I don't think we have a player named that on our team...
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>>74882683
Not seen in this webm : the many, many doctors tending to the starting rotation
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>>74882717
wow you are a little obsessed lol
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>>74882683
>Jay Bruce

thanks for reminding me he is starting over conforGOAT
>>
>>74882717
>post about mets that isn't about pitching
>le doctors and broken arms xDDDD

Find some new material, chief.
>>
>>74866633
>will dominate for the next ten years
as much as i wish for that to happen, its not gonna happen
every year for the last 4 or so years the dodgers have had one of the best rosters on paper, then they play worse than they were supposed to because of stupid shit like injuries, batters slumping, shitty bullpen calls, and of course kershaw's arm going on vacation during the postseason
this year is just gonna be another nlds loss
>>
>>74866633
>the most injured rotation of all time posted the highest WAR in baseball for the 2016 season right
i mean, you're technically correct
>>
>>74882717
Do you spam this shit every time you see the Mets mentioned? It's long since become unfunny.
>>
1. Bryce Harper
2. Hunter Renfroe
3. Greg Bird
4. Ryan Howard
5. Steve Cishek
6. Mike Aviles
7. Dioner Navarro
8. Josh Reddick
9. Greg Bird
10. Jose Berrios
>>
>>74883730
>>74883640
Why are you guys so mad?
>>
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Rate my draft.
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>>74883706
>The Yankees had a top ten pitching staff
>>
>>74883744
You're trying way too hard to force a meme. Just stop.
>>
>>74883766
reliever WAR is included
>>
>>74883787
Why would you post a picture of that with bullpen included then you dork?
>>
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My college's team embarrassed their rivals today
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>>74882765
>>74883640
>>74883730
ha triggered
>>
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>>74883758
>Ellsbury
>Castro
>Gattis
>Frazier
>Russell
>Nunez
>Heyward
>Kepler
>Morales
Are you only playing ironically?
>>
>>74883813
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
>>
>>74883801
it's not like it changes my initial point, but here
>>
>>74883787
Still, the Yankees relief wasn't THAT good to were it puts them at top ten in all of baseball. Especially with Betances shitting the bed the last month and a half of the season.
>>
>>74883813
>pulling out the pepe when you're getting exposed

Wow you're truly a memer.
>>
>>74883826
That is a meme people use sometimes, yes. It does not fit the situation here.

Mets "fans" are THIS bad at posting lmoa
>>
>>74883838
don't sabercucks overrate the shit out of Pineda?
>>
>Mets "fans" gurgle out "y-your exposed bro!!" and use memes incorrectly upon the realization that their glass-armed pitchers are headed straight for the DL and there are absolutely no brakes on that particular train


kek
>>
>>74883844
>>74883861
Really trying to dig out of that hole you dug for yourself, huh? Go find something else from your pepe folder.
>>
>>74883811
Apparently a D1 pitcher threw a perfect game today
>>74883835
>Disastros
Top kek
>>
>>74883876
It's a (You) buffet and I've got a BIG plate
>>
>>74883856
Yeah, but it's at least slightly justified. His stats are legitimate ace material until he gets 2 outs. People forget that he led the AL in K/9 last season.
>>
>>74883838
by fangraphs' calculations, the yankees had the 16th best rotation by WAR, and the 4th best bullpen. puts them at 9th overall
>>74883883
nearly 40% of their pitching WAR is from the bullpen, apparently
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I'm a huge diamondbacks fan, but my gf of 8 months is a giants fan. We are gonna go to opening day, AZ vs SF. How do I not kick her teeth in if we get blown out? I was born in AZ and she was born in SF
>>
>>74883934
just break up with her if they lose
>>
>>74883934
refuse to prep the bull
>>
>>74883913
>16th best rotation
Shit, that's still surprising. I guess it makes sense though. Their offense was one of the worst in baseball, so something had to be around league average to give them a winning record.
>>
>>74883741
Umm sorry sweetie, but I don't see Gary MOTHERFUCKING Sanchez on that list
>>
>>74883741
Finally Bryce getting the recognition he deserves
>>
>>74884414
It's ok, Greg Bird being on the list twice makes up for that
>>
>>74884437
We can pretend that the first instance of Greg Bird is Gary
>>
Damn is this the slowest ever moving /mlb/ general?

Get hype bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu0HjPzFYnY
>>
>>74884534
kill yourself
>>
>>74884544
I respectfully decline
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTMbj4WrnQw
>>
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>>74884534
Gonna be shitposting a lot during Tuesday.
>>
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>>74884534
season 2 soon
>>
>>74884559
Got chills desu
>>
>>74884559
Too bad they ruined Griffey Jr's game by appealing to the lifelong piss cups
>>
>>74884575
Is that fat fuck wearing a bra?
>>
>>74883934
It's baseball you giant fagget, just accept the house divided.
>>
>>74884648
How else can he support those giant ass tittays?
>>
>>74884648
I think it's a wife beater
>>
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>>74884559

What jerseys did you guys make for Diamond Dynasty last year?

Last year I did the Dunkin Donuts. I believe the announcer said the Dunville Nuts.

Dont have a pic but I also did the Snapples
>>
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>>74884794
San Pedro Bigboys tbqhwyrn
>>
basbal
>>
if /mlb/ and /hoc/ got in a rumble who would win and why
>>
>>74885585
/mlb/ because /hoc/ has too many enfeebled north euros
>>
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>>74876552
I just need for The Show to have a full WBC mode where my RTTS character can be the ace for Team USA
>>
>>74885585
>Never forget the day /hoc/ invaded because of KC meme stealing
>>
>>74885695
Enjoy getting innings and pitch limits
>>
>>74885585
/mlb/ is literally the only non cancer general in all of /sp/
>>
>>74885752
Even that's debatable. There's been some retarded shit on here lately.
>>
>>74885873
You tell him pissboi
>>
>>74885873
t. Daddy Greinke
>>
I unironically prefer mo'lester and tiki over goat babby tbH
>>
what if I said HEY FUCK YOU to an Umpire?
>>
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>>74887427
DUDE
>>
>>74885873
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd be having a lot of smoothies right now.
>>
>>74887516
Holy fuck, are you retarded? A strawberry only smoothie would be shit. Get better tastes.
>>
>>74887875
Not that guy but strawberry and sugar and milk makes a really good smoothie
>>
>>74887875
>tripnigger acting retarded
Filtered
>>
Jake Arrieta is on steroids
>>
I found curacao
>>74889834

>in an f1 thread
>nowhere to be found for the WBC

gay desu senpaitachi
>>
>>74889890
is that where Blue Curacao comes from?
>>
>>74889890
I thought DG was from curuacao but living in California?
>>
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Ask someone who works for the Mariners anything
>>
>>74892835
Does my post end in a 5?
>>
>>74892835
Which player is the most reddit and which is the most 4chan
>>
>>74892835
Are you depressed?
>>
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>>74892835
Is this you?
>>
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>>74883780
>>
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>>74892889
Nope

>>74892895
Ichiro was pretty Reddit. Nowadays I'd say Cruz is the most reddit.

Edgar and Seager are our guys.

>>74892916
Yes. But the half price garlic fries make me get out of bed every morning

>>74893012
I wish
>>
>>74877863
sweet can't wait until he gives up 4 after shutting out the opposing team in one full inning then goes back to triple a minus a to work on his mechanics
>>
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>>74884559
this is great
>>
>>74860550
>angels 17-10
>minnesota 14-11
>broors 19-7
>dads 14-13
>>
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>>74860550
>2. San Diego 14-13
wha-
>2. Minnesota 14-11
what the fuck
>>
>Tigers place Mark Lowe on unconditional release waivers, among many moves.

I can sleep peacefully now.
>>
>the Indians are trying to get Lindor for 7 (SEVEN) more years
Everyone else BTFO
>>
>>74862914
Statistically the Indians are one of the best
>>
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Ask someone who works for the Mets anything
>>
>>74895823
Is Mr. Met a pretty cool guy, eh?
>>
>>74895823
This isnt Reddit faggot
>>
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>>74895947
ha triggered
>>
>>74895597
wew so he was shit after all
>>
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>mest arms exploding before the season even starts
it's not even a meme at this point
>>
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What if I hit a wakkoff bam?
>>
>>74896003
Bryce looks a little more ethnic than usual

>>74896001
Wow...
>>
>>74896003
You wouldn't off of me. In fact, I could strike out every motherfucker in this thread.
>>
>>74896001
"elbow issues"
>>
>>74896003
Making baseball Hey. Fuck you again.
>>
>>74896001
Stop memeing the issue is that his elbow is too great to start today, he would strike out too many ppl. Would be bad for baseball.
Dumpass memer
>>
>>74896188
>wah. muh rotation is broken
>>
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Koda?
Treinan?
Kelley?
>>
OPENING DAY IN ONE WEEK MUTHAFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>74896266
Hnnng you just made me really [spoiler]happy[/spoiler]
>>
>>
>>74896266
i'm staying inside and playing out of the park until then
>>
>>74896553
kek
>>
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>tfw you remember mike trout is imprisoned by the angles through 2020

stankees pls just trade the farm for him already so he doesn't rot in the AL west during his prime
>>
Fuck you, where's my walk-off bomb
>>
>>74896871
>implying he'll stay alive that long
>>
what you think...
>>
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Help me
>>
>>74897541
You goofed
>>
>trying to pre-order The Show on PSN
>"We are unable to process your request..."
>mfw
>>
>>74898018
Sometimes that happens but it still purchases the game, check your email just to make sure
>>
>>74898125
gonna wait a few hours

dont want a double charge
>>
Draft day, fellers
>>
>Tigers will try to convert OF Anthony Gose to pitcher.

HOLY FUCK GIVE ME BACK DEVON TRAVIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>
>>74898974
>detoilet
>>
Anyone have an ESPN league with spots open to draft today?
>>
Any of you guys remember when Detroit was in the AL East?
>>
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>>74898018
update
>purchase shows on credit card
>no downloads pending
>no receipt on PSN email

I dont think this semen slurping game is for me
>>
>>74899195
Yes
>>
>>74899195
Remember when Atlanta was in the NL West?
>>
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>Reyes Triple

WE 2006 NOW
>>
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>>74899474
Weird.
>>
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Also who would you rather have as your 5th starter
>>
>>74899474
>Giants fan
>1993
>win 103 games
>Barves win 104
>last year before divisional realignment and wild card

F U C K
>>
>>74899558
Holy shit, this is retarded as duck. Is it possible for me to delete someone else's account on this site? I'll do you all a favor.
>>
>>74899994
9
>>
>>74899681
David Ortiz
>>
>>74900085
That's him
That's my guy
>>
For me, it's Big Papi
>>
>>74900085
david ortiz is an outfielder pham
>>
For me,
It's Mike Francesa.
>>
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>best offense in the AL
>best rotation in the AL West
>best bullpen in the AL
>best manager in the AL
>best player in the AL
>somehow not even trying with our low farm system yet their prospects still manage to dominate in the spring

Who can stop >us?
>>
>>74900269
Reality
>>
>>74900269
Obvious >rags falseflagger
>>
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>>74900269
good one
>>
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>mike moustakas

Who can stop literally me besides my being bedbound from weight?
>>
>>74899994
you didn't even watch baseball in 2006 lol
>>
>>74900492
Nigga was probably still in Pull-Ups.
>>
>>74900446
Boogie?
>>
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>Harvey has his best start of the spring
>Matz has an elbow issue
>>
>>74899627
>catcher sets up middle middle

what did he mean by this
>>
>>74900319
i'm an angels fan btw
>>
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>tfw woke up early and took care of all errands and housework in the morning
>ate lunch and have some extra snacks too
>now all ready for a comfy afternoon of spring training baseball
>Shields is starting

This is like some cruel reality tv prank show in hell or something.
>>
>>74901299
>errands and housework

get a wife to do these for you idiot
>>
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For me, it's the Mets.
>>
>>74901423
For you, it's a 100 year curse.
>>
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>>74901436
*breaks your curse*
>>
>>74899118
>tfw time running out for muh fantasee
>>
>>74901457
>no dubs
>no trips
Gary Sanchez is on steroids.
>>
Daily reminder that New Yorkers are even more annoying than Texans and Leafs and their city smells like piss.
>>
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>>74901473
Everyone on the planet is on PEDs if you really think about it.

Also, check these.
>>
>>74901546
Sad.
>>
>>74901546
.546? Is that his OPS?
>>
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>Matz
>>
>>74901563
Nah, it's his OPS+ my man
>>
>>74901546
If your catcher is your best player, then your team sucks ass.
>>
>>74901627
But catcher is arguably the most important position on the diamond
>>
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what the fuck is CNN trying to tell me

also yay gsellman
>>
>>74901627
>If your player at the single most important defensive position is your best players, then your team sucks ass
t. mo'Lester
>>
>>74901642
You could argue it, but it still wouldn't be true.
>>
>>74901627
That recipe cooked up tasty ships in 2010, 2012, and 2014 tho.
>>
>>74901683
>getting CNN updates

>tripfag

>jew york jews fan

It writes itself
>>
>>74901693
What are your positions that are deemed fair then?
>>
Last digit confirms the number of WS rings the Dodgers win in the next 10 years
>>
>>74901722
i don't know how to turn them off tbqh
>>
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/846046738104250368


Would he be better than Jarrett Parker ?
>>
>>74901738
Wow thats a lot

What a dynasty
>>
>>74901748
If they allow him to bring his bike into left field, sure
>>
>>74901732
Defensive position power rankings
P
SS
C
CF
3B
2B
1B
RF
LF
>>
>>74900492
Nigga he didn't watch baseball in 2016
>>
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>>74901964
>SS above C
>2B below CF and 3B
>>
>>74902045
that's some poor trigger discipline
>>
>>74901299
>The Hell network hit, Who Wants To Be A Who Fan?
>>
>>74901964
>pitcher
>key defensive position
why do you exist
>>
>>74902072
Clearly hes shooting at the floor
>>
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>>74901964
>SS
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>>74902095
How is the pitcher not the most important position when the team is in the field? Go ahead. I'll wait.
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>>74901964
>SS
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How does it make you feel that Dodger Stadium has seen a championship this year
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>>74902095
>implying the pitcher can't singlehandedly stop the entire team

Name another position that can do that.
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>>74901964
>SS
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>>74902459
Which means it wont see one for another 40 years
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YEE
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>>74902307
>Dfensive position power rankings
The pitcher is the most important player on the field when his team is on defense, but as a defensive position, his abilities are next to useless and nearly unpredictabe.

>OK today we'll be practicing kicking your back leg out randomly to slow the ball down for the shortstop

>wait
Don't waste that time when you could be using it to learn elementary baseball

>>74902472
>replying to me twice
I refuse to believe there are two people this dumb on /mlb/
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>>74902213
>>74902372
>>74902499
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>>74902600

>The pitcher is the most important player on the field when his team is on defense
I'm glad you agree. Are we done here?
>>
Personally I think it would be cool if every position on the field and everyone in the lineup was also a pitcher

Maybe just have one league try it first to see if the fans like it. Call it the bunts and free outs league heh
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Okay. If baseball players were chess pieces, the pitcher would be the king
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>>74902688
>Clayton Kershaw is the most complete player according to NL Babbys
>Has a career wRC+ of 0
Really gets those neurons firing.
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>>74902705
the king doesn't count as a chess piece though because I say so
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>>74902746
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>>74902705
Who's the Queen? Kris Bryant?
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>>74902679
I am always happy to leave the persistently ignorant to their own momentum in that direction, sure.
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>>74902791
Heh cause queen means gay sometimes

That is extremely epic
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>>74902809
was this copy pasted from reddit
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>>74902809
I accept your apology.
>>
>>74902831
did you recognize one of your posts?
>>
>...um..he's trying to get lindor to play for seven more years
>https://soundcloud.com/user-891882863/brody-chernoff-with-hammy
>[3:43]

what did he mean
>>
>>74902847
no
>>
Guys, I have to admit something. I'm actually a leaf irl.
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>>74902919
nice blog
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>>74902919
....Are you Panamabro?
>>
>>74902919
actually not a nice blog at all
>>
>>74902919
Can this be a recipe blog for foodies? Talkin' park food, dogs and cheese. Get a real fat dog in ya jaws
>>
>>74902949
shut the fuck off
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>>74902981
you first
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>>74902919
If I was a New Yorker from Texas, I would pretend to be Canadian, too.
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>>74902996
never reply to me again
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>>74903026
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>>74903045
i'm serious--- back off!
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If your pitcher is your best defensive player, then your team sucks ass.
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>>74903060
heh...not bad, kid
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How'd I do lads

C: Tom Murphy
1B: Goldshmidt
2B: Odor
3B: Donaldson
SS: Russell
2B/SS: Kipnis
1B/3B: Eduardo Nunez
OF: CarGo
OF: McCutchen
OF: Piscotty
OF: Khris Davis
OF: Kiermaier
UTIL: Gattis
BN: Renfroe
BN: Moncada

P: Thor
P: Britton
P: Hendricks
P: Hill
P: Aaron Sanchez
P: Betances
P: Matz
P: Taillon
P: Velazquez
P: Dyson
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>>74903091
>memecada

was this your joke pick, or aaron sanchez
>>
>>74903091
half your pitching staff will be dead most of the season. also your outfield is garbarge except kiermaier but he's trash in fantasy anyway
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>>74903091
>Kikenis
>McMemetchen
>Bitchcotty
>Bustcada
>Elbow Spurs
>Chimptances
>(((Matz)))

Gas yourself
>>
>>74903072
>implying pitchers aren't the ultimate defenders, trained, scouted, and paid for their defensive abilities
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>>74903113
Moncada was the last overall pick. see pic related

>>74903137
I just went best available. winged it in the middle then got all the prospects late
>>
>>74902826
Thanks. Glad you appreciated it.
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>>74903153
>those "nicknames"
Gas yourself
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R8 and tell me how much you H8

C: Contreras
1B: Abreu
2B: Schoop
3B: Machado
SS: Russell
2B/SS: Tulowitzki "we pray for health"
1B/3B: Bird
OF: Marte
OF: Cespedes
OF: Cruz
OF: Grichuk
OF: Broxton
UTIL: Thames
BN: Duda
BN: Judge

P: Carlos Martinez
P: Kyle Hendricks
P: Kyle Gausman
P: Julio Teheran
P: Gio "maybe he will be a good again" gonzo
P: Jared Eickhoff
P: Ken Giles
P: Hector "why ami not the closer yet" Neris
P: Mike Montgomery
>>
>>74903265
>repeating gas yourself
fart repeatedly in a small enclosed room and stay there for a long time
>>
This jints/who Sox game is pretty comfy. Wish we played them more during the year.
>>
>>74903317
That happened in this book. It was one of the pranks they pulled on another kid. The way it was described was so fucking hot.
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how much would you pay machado when he becomes a FA? asking for a friend
>>
>>74903551
30 million for the 30th ring he'll give the Yankees
>>
Fantasy Draft tonight, unsure where im picking. going after top 3B first and fill from there, all other positions are pretty deep, agreed?
>>
>>74903722
Make sure you get Didi
>>
>>74903722
LF is the least deep position in the majors. Isn't 3B incredibly deep what with Machado/Bryant/Arenado/Beltre etc. being top players in the league?
>>
>>74903758
after top 5 its all mid tier / health gambles
>>74903741
well i mean obviously, and teboq, cant lose with god on your side.
>>
>>74903804
Outside of Cespedes and maybe Marte or Braun, left field is a massive crapshoot. I'd take one of them early or gamble on Supernintendi.
>>
>>74903826
T-take Alex Gordon
>>
>>74903826
yea cespy is on my watch list not to worried about actually OF positions because it gets marked as just OF no LF/CF/RF
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>all these wishful thinkers wanting the mets to implode

why are you mad at mets
>>
>>74903933
Shit, I forgot about that. Maybe target 1B or 2B then? Difference between Cano or Roughned Odor is pretty big
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>>74903950
>>
>>74904028
God damn
>>
>>74903804
those 4 and donaldson, seager, longoria, turner, rendon, bregman, ramirez

3rd base is deep as fuck, it's as deep as all 3 OF spots together
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>>74904028
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>>74903950
>wishful
>thinking
>wanting
>>
>>74904095
Is that filename a Drake reference?
>>
>>74900587

What if it's 2017 and you're still in Pull Ups?

I-I can explain, Anon!
>>
>>74903950
because they have to buy their pitching instead of fleecing people in deals and drafting correctly
>>74903966
1B is super deep, 2B used to not be but now isnt tooo bad, the formula(for me at least) is usually weakest position around the league in this case 3rd and then 2nd. last year i took Dee Gordon pretty early because of it ended up drafting murphy later too and with the suspension i was still fine all year. Altuve is top tier 2B and even after that there are a ton of options.
>>74904057
hmmm i guess that true, i forgot about a couple of those guys. Turner is actually a pretty good player to get late considering most people will go after name value
>>
>not having both Seagers on your fantasy team
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>fantasy
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>>74904131
>minor irritation
>for the 4/5 starter
>on the fucking mets where theres a whole stable of pitchers ready to replace him
>>
>>74904367
>whole stable of pitchers
You of course mean a whole waiting room full of pitchers
>>
>>74904367
>for the 4/5 starter
Yesterday Mest fans were calling him an ace
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I took Colon with the cheeky 25th round pick
>>
>>74904603
>implying we dont have 5 potential aces.....
>>
>>74904367
>minor irritation

Yeah, just like those minor elbow spurs, right?

>whole stable

lol
>>
>Mets in contact with LHP Tommy John
Whoa I thought the stove was off
>>
>>74905029
cringed
>>
PENA

Too bad we'll not see you for years if we ever do see you
>>
I think Stanton is taking steroids.
>>
barry bonds did nothing wrong
>>
pete rose did nothing wrong
>>
josh hamilton did nothing wrong
>>
>>74905029
Please delete this cringey shit. Then if you have time, promptly kill yourself. It'll do the board some good.
>>
>>74905348
You're right.
>>
>>74905401
The first person that needs to go to make this place better is called mo'Lester
>>
>>74905401
t. Daddy Greinke
>>
Jake Arrieta is on steroids
>>
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch
>>
Jose Fernandez did something wrong
>>
Cristy Mathewson did everything right
>>
is there a fantasy league going yet?
>>
>>74858387

>up and coming player is actually white
>use photo effects to make him look hispanic anyways

ESPN need to end.
>>
>>74905564
ur mum's having fantasies about the entire league right now m8
>>
>>74905591
wtf delet this
>>
>>74899693
didn't the Giants play the Braves in the last game, too?
>>
>>74905608
i tried m8 but it said i have to wait longer before i can delet it and i have to step out for a bit

sorry bruv i've done all i can do

please understand it was just bantz
>>
>>74905699
I really, really like this post
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>>74901627
>who is Johnny Bench of the Big Red Machine fame
unless you believe Joe Morgan (2nd best 2B of the entire modern era by WAR) was better at his position, an opinion that is not necessarily a bad one.
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>>74901627
Fucking kill yourself MoGreinke
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>>74905766
he had a good game today, you better delete this
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>>74905766
I just can't get too memey over ST. It's just not the same.
>>
>>74905766
>wainwright, cain, and harvey are going to stay bad

MAYBE harvey but i think hes just shaking the rust off
>>
Are the Pirates sunk without Kang?
>>
>>74905766
>18 K
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>>74905766
>dee gordon without steroids
>matt cain
>jorge soler
Are we surprised that these guys are bad?
>>
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>>74905766
He'll turn it around!


Soler power you can do it !
>>
>>74905979
>implying
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>marlins starting rotation outside of volquez
>>
NEW
>>74906024
NEW
>>74906024
NEW
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>>74905680
No, but the Dodgers beat them to keep them out of a game 163 against the Braves. The Dodgers had lost the first three games of that final 4-game series, then game 4 spoiled everything.
>>
>>74905766
None of those guys are good anyway, why is it surprising that they're doing bad?
>>
>>74905851
He gave up 2 runs in 4 innings. What? Are you his agent?
>>
>>74858555
>Right idea
>Wrong team
Pic related
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just drafted. 14 Team League, ESPN Standard (so we score based on Singles, Doubles, Triples, etc etc). First pick (fuck me)

C - JT Realmuto
1B - Brandon Belt
2B - Dustin Pedroia
3B - Jose Ramirez
SS - Francisco Lindor
OF - Mike Trout
OF - Christian Yelich
OF - Andrew Benintendi
UTIL - Yangervis Solarte
SP - Johnny Cueto
SP - Chris Archer
SP - Kenta Maeda
SP - Aaron Nola
RP - Cody Allen
Bench - Sean Manaea
Bench - Jared Eickhoff
Bench - Travis Shaw

R8 me
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