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Upcoming events:

3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8 : UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8 : Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

News:

>Fabricio Werdum on Luke Rockhold's callout: 'Why would I fight a chicken?http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/15035732/fabricio-werdum-luke-rockhold-why-would-fight-chicken-ufc

>Kelvin Gastelum ‘thinking about getting the 170 belt’ despite 185 success
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/14989196/kelvin-gastelum-thinking-about-getting-the-170-belt-despite-185-success

>Roofoosporte sued
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/lawsuit-filed-against-roufusport-in-death-of-milwaukee-kickboxer-dennis-munson-jr

>Artem Lobov is disgusted with UFC pussies who pad their records
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/23/15035102/artem-lobov-disgusted-with-ufc-p-ssies-who-pad-their-records-mma
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>>74857656
Bless
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>>74857656
Post the real version you neanderthal
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>>74857634
>>74857634
>>74857634

Real new
Made first
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>>74857656
LMAO PUPPY FAT SKWEB
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>>74857674
Sorry I don't post in threads made by 16 year olds
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
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>>74857702
Nice shoop
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>>74857728

Nice puppy fat
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This is the thread
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>>74857714
So why do u post in ur own lol!
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Janitors will likely delete this superior thread
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>>74857755
what was he trying to convey with these facial expressions?
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What's next for Robbie?
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>>74857820
Cerrone
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this is definitely the thread
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I hope this thread stays alive, Adan is so angry
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>>74857884
did he copy the news into his thread yet?
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>>74857755
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>>74857893
No, he made gooby thread, everyone abandoned him
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Overeem vs Werdum III?
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If you like heem & discussion come here
>>74857435


If you like spergy and OPs
Stay here
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>>74857956
Fuck off Adan, I'll stay here
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>>74857956
No thanks you loser
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>>74857714
lol spergOP is only 18.

Honestly kids that can't even buy beer shouldnt be allowed to post here.
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RIP Ben Rothwell's career
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>>74857997
>95% of people here were saying he'd be the HW champ by now
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>>74857930
you havent heard?
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>>74857994
I'm 28 and I respect what spergOP does, go jerk Adan off in the other thread loser
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>>74858019
I like this meme
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>>74858023
>I'm 28 and I respect what spergOP does

Youre probably a nolife loser too then.
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ADAN BTFO
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Poor Adan he worked really hard on that op
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lmao spergy always wins
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>>74858019
That the bird is a word ?
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RIP Adan
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>>74858130
Why did you wait to post here till now?
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>>74858131
>losing to Felice Herrig
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>>74858127
>>74858129
>>74858130
>>74858140
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>>74858140
>>74858129
>>74858127

I live inside your soul, my buds

Never change, promise me you will never, ever change

>>74857820
RDA
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IM FUCKING LAFFIN
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>>74858154
>losing to Old Nog
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>>74858176
>UFC before USADA
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>>74858171
I'm glad I have the ability to make you feel emotions my dude

>>74858144
lmao come on bud
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>>74858171
Whoever made this should be remembered in /heem/''s history, no statues,books,paintings. We will all remember him by heart
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>>74858184
>losing to Travis Browne
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Good news, lads. Scary Jerry got elected to the membership committee and Kazja (the inventor of the Octagon) was elected to casual hall sgt at arms. Still waiting to see if Scary also got reelected to business agent.
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>>74858202
>citing Travis Browne or Big Nog victories pre-USADA as legitimate
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>>74858202
>early stoppages
Wgaf
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the funniest part is he's still gonna make another early thread 400 posts into this one
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>>74858202
you now remember rogan saying how good travis looked
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Why is Schaub so based?

He fought in an extremely tough era within the UFC heavyweight division but still got massive success and legendary wins
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>>74858240
he might just be the most popular fighter of all time, boxing included
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How was it possible that Mike Goldberg was so terrible at his job after that long of doing it? Laziness? Stupidity?
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It's funny how joey Diaz literally admitted that he was intimidated by Schaub's comedy because he is such a natural talent. Let's see the h8rs get out of THAT one!
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Jacaroid sperg is revved up
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>>74858275
yeah I revved him up again and I'm about to head home lol sorry boys
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Remember when Schaub one-banged the MMA ATG cro cop in his PRIME after losing the rounds? So much heart shown that day, a true WARRIOR
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>>74858295
It's okay lad, you can get the next thread.
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>>74857820
a retirement with cte
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>>74858240
He is so based because he is a natural at everything he does like said>>74858262

Schaub is also just an inherently nice dude. Always positive vibes.

>>74858305
His spirit and heart are never lacking. He always achieves full potential in everything he attempts.
>football
>lacrosse
>podcasting
>fighting
>grappling
>stand-up comedy
>clothing sales
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>>74858240
>still got massive success
>got KO'd 4 times
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>>74858312
nah it's cool mayn you go ahead, I might not be on tonight and it's your thing, it's cool
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>>74858337
Nah pharm seriously you can have the next one, I can see being the OP matters very much to you, this one is on the house.
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>its a non-stop shawb spam episode
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Just created a rough draft for the next thread.
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>>74858332
>all by roiders
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Business must be real slow at the old HVAC shop.
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>UFC want 50% of Conor's purse from the Floyd fight
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>>74858344
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>>74858376
>Getting KO'd 4/5 times
>Success
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>>74858400
literally more than reasonable
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Is he dare I say it, /ourguy/?
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Convince me that Khabib is a better fighter than Kevin Lee
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>>74858473
kevin lee got knocked out by a can
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>>74858473
I can't.
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WE ARE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAmvCrObdoM
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>>74858473
>two literal whos

wgaf
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>>74858469
Bloody Elbow is unironically one of the best sources for MMA content
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>>74858495
Early stoppage
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Kevin Lee only been wrestling since he was 16 and already one of the premier wrestlers and grapplers in all of mixed martial arts
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>>74858500
two podcasts in a day

damn Joe must love hearing his voice
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r/mma throughly BTFO by BASED Dr. Pat Wyman
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>>74858623
Wtf i love Bloody Elbow even more now!!!!
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>>74858500
>le reddit save the african midgets man

Fuck that guy
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>his thread doesn't get used so he spams gay scat porn
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>>74858623
oh shit
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>>74858794
im not one for conspiracies but it really does seem like it happens every time in recent weeks. its never before his thread gets deleted either. has there ever been scat spam in a canadian thread?
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MODS
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>>74858826
>>74858794
Adan is the scatspammer
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>mfw filter game is A+
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Step your game up janny you delete lesser posts.
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Free Fite The Chris versus some cheater from some third world jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqGksH5BH-M&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqGksH5BH-M&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqGksH5BH-M&t=1s
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>>74859149
You're no better dockdwarf
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>when his reach isn't taller than his height

Whats your excuse reachlets?

5'9
73.5"
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Oh look the spam finally got removed. How about that.
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>>74859263
Janny must have finally finished the 12 piece bucket he was having for afternoon snack.
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>>74859263
Cash me ousside, how bow dat ?
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>>74859285
Did you see that video of her getting murked up by her mom? Mom got her in full mount and was slamming her head into the floor.
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Steroids should be allowed in MMA. Reasons:

- Everyone is on steroids anyway
- The reason we love MMA is seeing MUUUNSTERS like Brock Lesnar show how far human strength and power can go
- If I wanted to see two guys fight, I'd go out into town on a Saturday night. I watch MMA to see people do things I couldn't do
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who is your favorite female fighter?
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>>74859149
kek watch out you'll get banned for this while spammer is at large
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who's yoel romero fighting next?
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>>74859315
You sound like a WWE fan. Go watch WWE instead.
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>>74859368
Luke Cuckhold

>>74859311
Links?
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>>74858400
>100mill pre tax
>50% goes to UFC
>Probably 20% out of the rest goes to taxes
Fook dat
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>>74859311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2lbWTcNL8 this one ? That's not full mount, more like half guard, and man Floridians are crazy, no wonder Coral Springs is such a weirdo
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>>74859407
>That flag
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>>74859412
that chicks tits make me uncomfortable with her being 14. them some grown ass tiddies
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>>74859412
Florida is full tell Joanna to train in her own fucking country. Same with Amanda Nunes.
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>>74859388
You wanna squash it?
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>>74859412
BIG JOHN TAKING A CLOSE LOOK
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>>74859412
She also pisses outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN6i0bJJR-4
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>>74859388
Go back to /r/mma you fat dork
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>>74859412
i'm not crazy shut up pollack
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>>74859498
She has a granite chin bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPiosaP391s
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>>74859454
your chickens are way better for sparring tho
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>>74859501
t.WWE fan
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If you're not a fan of the WWE you're not a fan of MMA.
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>>74859530
t. fat dork
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>>74858460
Schaub has a winning record in mma and the UFC tho, not even counting his TUF wins
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>>74859454
>Florida is full
Of crazy people, don't even try to deny
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>>74859560
There are over 20 million people you blithering idiot. Fuck your shit country.
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>>74859560
You're thinking of northern Florida, my guy. South Florida is literally paradise outside of Miami.
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>>74859553
t.mandrama watcher
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>>74859578
t. obese low-income nerd
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>>74859517
how would the big girl do in the UFC?
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>>74859559
>Schaub has a winning record in mma and the UFC tho
So do most fighters. Not a lot of people have an 80% KO loss rate.
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>>74859589
>dockdwarf is a mandrama fan
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse for you. Who's your favorite "wrestler"?
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>>74859566
And I bet you could google 20 million "Florida Man" news stories
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>not a single mma related post in the last 100 posts
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Some low-income fat loser is desperately trying to convince himself he has it better than me. How embarrassing.
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>>74859649
101 now because of your sorry-ass
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>try to download ufc 1
>searching for it brings up every single ufc with a 1 in it's title
that'll teach me
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>>74859649
You miss this post fella: >>74858473
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>He still watches children's mandrama
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>>74859677
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>>74859559
you don't get into ufc without a winning record
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>>74859576
Is Tampa southern or central Florida ?
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>he still hasn't broken six figures
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>>74859498
Wish I hadn't clicked that

>>74859517
Not her btw
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>>74859700
Seriously.
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>>74859717
central
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>>74859602
Most fighters literally don't even make it to the UFC. You h8rs are desperate.
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>>74859732
Hollywood isn't too close to Miami ?
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why is Rogan playing this Kony like videos on his podcast
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Claim your boy for the season

I've got Cody
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>>74859851
#dyingofthristSUCKSguysPRAY4AFRIKA

i just raised awareness feels fucking good man
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>>74859752
Shob got in through TUF and he got KO'd by Roy Nelson lol
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>>74859909

I'll eat everything you got
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>>74859909
Sorry already claimed
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>>74860112
Too bad that dork only started his dumb gimmick after I claimed Cody as my boy.
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have fun
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*Destroys middle weight division*
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>>74860170
Junior is a goodboy
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>>74860206
lmao omg this is so funny lol hilarious omg i peed this is so funny
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>>74860206
requesting Piana vs Schaub
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>>74860166
You wish, I was repping Cody way before you. Just because I didn't always tril doesn't mean he's your boy. In the lead up to his fights who advertised him more? Me.
Who makes Cody G heem threads?
Me.
Who predicted Cody by decision?
Me.

Dork
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>>74860186
*tips fedora*
Nothin personnel buddeh
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>>74860227
You're just lying though. You only started when you saw other dork getting triggered by me claiming Cody.

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73154056/#73159129

"I don't even watch UFC"
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>>74860227

I was telling people that Garbrandt was going to beat Almeida long before you were even conceived bud
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>>74860279
Archivebro takes another victim!
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BASED Ariel giving WME-IMG a seminar on how to promote fights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkjX3oscn6I

Ariel is such an amazing asset to the sport of MMA. The marketing department at WME-IMG should listen to what he is saying. The man is making valid points and obviously knows what he is talking about.
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>>74860279
the only reason you ever claimed Cody was that I pointed out that heem is 80% black americans and blacks hate cody
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>>74860285
Archive guy is docksperg just so ya know
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>>74860227
>In the lead up to his fights who advertised him more?
You are biggest loser of heem
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>>74860285
>>74860298
I'm neither of those guys, I'm just calling out this fake No Love fan again because I'm surprised he has stuck around this long.

>>74860297
I actually just thought it was funny that people here loved Snooze so much and tried to force him as "1 of us!!!" And Cody has a fun style and always comes to bang but all the dorks here would h8 just because they didnt like his personality.
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>>74860279
>"I don't even watch UFC"
An obvious joke because someone said something stupid
Also well done linking a post when I had been tripping for a while to prove I hadn't been repping cody long

>>74860285
Either you're a samefag or you're actually retarded

>>74860280
Because I told you so

>>74860285
Hes sad is what he is
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>>74859239
>5'10
>72"
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>>74860346
>but all the dorks here would h8 just because they didnt like his personality.
it's because they're black dude
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>>74860363
I don't think you're the real Cody fan (hence no trip) I'm just using you as a proxy to get the truth out. The post I linked you to is me calling out the fake Cody fan back then for the same shit. He popped up just days after I started the No Love train so he could use Codys good name for attention.
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>>74860346
>fake No Love fan
>Posts about Cody all the time
>Really really wanted Cody to win
>Cody is his idol
>Loves his tattoos and team alpha male

>FAKE!!

you're actually stupid, bless you x
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Imagine being such a loser you try to distinct yourself on an anonymous image board
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Should we get rid of ring girls? It served its purpose to try to put us in the same league as boxing but we're above them now and we should move on.
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>>74860416
You a poof m8
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>>74860400
Codys fans would make it about him, not about themselves like you are doing. You use Codys good name to draw attention to yourself. It's a disgrace to everything Cody stands for. Good day.
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>>74860478
Can you leave and never return, thanks
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>>74860416
>It served its purpose

Dana's dick keeps drying up and he needs to get it wet, so no, ring girls still have their purpose.

They could upgrade to newer models tho
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>>74859909
It's been so long since ultimate fighter was fun
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JOIN THE TEAM
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>>74860500
Where's the application lad?
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>>74860478
> when I was young
>is 16

really moves electrons between neurons, doesn't it ?
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>>74860478
>young

how old are you again?
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>>74860511
idk I think one of the aussies has it
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>>74859677
Early ufc is amazing

Fucking Jim Brown is on commentary for no real reason
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You the heem guy?
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>>74860522
>>74860525
So you think I was on 4chan when I was 14?
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>>74860554
Yes, because you currently are 14.
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>>74860541
I'm not him, I'm tired of your "advertising"
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>>74860492
>Can you leave and never return, thanks
What's embarrassing is how blatantly underage he is

I kinda forget that some posters on 4chan are under 18 until he posts
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Found out Rampage used TRT.

Steroid abuser.
Sad!
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So nice seeing BASED ThatOneCodyFan absolutely BTFO of all the h8rs
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>>74860567
Many such cases.
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>>74860541
>>74860564
Lol you don't even try to hide the poor samefagging attempt
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>>74860586
Stop being so obsessed h8r
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>>74860586
Why would I pretend to be that cunt?
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>>74860586
Are you actually retarded?

>>74860560
Funny
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>>74860554
I think you should leave and come back in two years, no offense
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>>74860597
Because he's GOD
>>
here't the first post I made about Cody lads
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60235486/#q60242942

when was YOURS?
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Mr Lister bless btw

He teaches UFC
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Childhood is lurking /heem/, adulthood is realizing /sp/ is only good for gamethreads.

I'm out until Invicta. Never posting in a non-gamethread again. 5 people consistently ruin this General. 0 mma discussion.

A 16 year old child is blatantly trolling grown men and they all fall for it every single time. Abhorrent on both sides.
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>>74860628
WMMA a shit
>>
>>74860628
see ya bud
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>>74860628
Adios!
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>>74860618
Did you make that thread as well?
It's a good thread, much better than todays muck

Mine was on July 11, 2015
Somebody linked me the thread, my first time on heem

>>74860628
I trolled you as well
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>>74857640
That schedule is dire.
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>>74860669
yes I actually did make that OP
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>>74860730
Make more
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>>74860669
I like your style!

Don't let the h8rs try to bring you down
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Artem Lobov: Jose Aldo is a ‘pussy’ for accepting Conor McGregor’s UFC belt
www.google.com/amp/www.bloodyelbow.com/platform/amp/2017/3/24/15047216/artem-lobov-jose-aldo-is-a-p-ssy-for-accepting-conor-mcgregors-ufc-belt-mma
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>>74860801
schooby bless you
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>>74860713
The two May events are looking great, April is indeed lackluster
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>>74860826
i like april
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>>74860839
Your calendars fucking suck and you are a joke. Get laid, faggot!
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>>74860801
This image always struck me as a bit hypocritical.

>You are starting an argument with me
>You are complaining about me
>You are encouraging me to destroy your hater mindset
>>
>>74860839
Why doesn't Demetrious co main PPV ?
>>
>>74860854
i didnt make it tho. i just saved it from when he posted it. pretty sure he left for good
>>
>>74860839
>this triggers the spergs
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>>74860790
:)
>>
>>74860839
nice calendar, keep up the good work
>>
>>74860813
Well that's retarded since Aldo spent ages trying to get a rematch

Although I guess Artem's such a nobody that going heel might help his career
>>
Anyone have Artemroll.webm
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>>74860944
>>
>>74860813
>we live in a timeline that Artem can make public statements about Aldo thinking that his opinion matters
>>
>>74860962
>this guy is """"beating"""" Swanson
>>
>>74860962
artem fights like it's fucking ufc 2 and he's never seen jj in his life
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>>74857640
gus looks like a cuck
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>get knocked out so bad you start choking out the ref
he gotta retire after something like this man
>>
>>74860839
Ufc events should for sure have their own square my man. Let's not pretend anybody is going to be watching anything else.
>>
>>74860628
yeah you're pretty much right
>>
Jacare Souza
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Reem bless lads
>>
How hilarious would Werdum vs Rockhold be in an EBI slapjistu fight?

Just Werdum slapping the shit out of him while making meme faces
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welp, invicta is fucking done
http://wmmarankings.com/invicta-fc-22-jinh-yu-frey-confirms-fight-janaisa-morandin-cancelled/
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>>74861530
>>
>>74861547
CUTE!!!
>>
>>74861491
Werdum turns into a bit of a killer when in the octagon. Unfortunately there would probably not be any smiley faces.
>>
>>74861306
Ref gave that back way too easily
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how is she so cute yet so ripped?
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>>74861601
There are no octagons at EBI
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>>74861646
drugs
>>
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me in the blue sweater
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>>74861705
hnnngggggggg Yana a CUTE!!!
>>
What should my instagram user name be?
>>
>>74861800
Soldier_ofGod
>>
>>74861800
@ThatOneCodyFan
>>
>>74861675
ye mbby the lack of a cage will mellow him out
>>
>People picked Gus over Rumble
>>
>>74858856
Wrong
>>
>>74860227
Dude, you picked Cruz. I remember it clearly because you doubted your boy and he won. You're the worst type of "fan"
>>
>>74861800
CardboardMikePerry
>>
>>74861849
He only lost because of his corner
>>
>>74861852
That's because he isn't a fan. He is just here for attention. It is sad people here respond to him and let it become more than a week long gimmick.
>>
>>74861852
No one cares, loser! Stop it!
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>>74862002
>hahaha yes master francis, im a good little boy!

How embarrassing! Get a hold of yourself Luke!
>>
Reminder not to neglect your shin conditioning

https://twitter.com/andygoldstein05/status/845418192918974465
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why is canada doing this to us? we'll use your thread next time man
>>
>>74862162
It's obviously you
>>
>>74862002
based
>>
Reminder this fat Mexican has been fed washed up cans just so Andy can heem him in Brazil and get a title shot.
https://youtu.be/cof-3Bsyfk0
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>>74861852
Thats why I had money on cody and spammed Cody by decision?
I said what if Cruz wins :( because I was worried about my boy

>>74861954
You're really jealous you're not getting attention aint you?
>>
>>74862002
I honestly like Luke's chances in this fight.
>>
>>74861705
Shit I though it was a woman for a second there
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>>74862629
why not just admit you're gay?
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>>74862207
This
Fuck off coral springs, you cancerous faggot, and let us discuss MMA in peace
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>>74860493
>upgrade
What do u mean bro?
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>>74862727
/heem/ was never meant for mma discussion my friend. thats what /mma/ general is for
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>>74862669
>>
Who is everyone in heres favourite female on the ufc roster?
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>>74862727
Fuck off asshat. I hate cursing. I despise cursing. When you make accusations like that, it strikes me physically. Do not associate me with the fucking scumbag degenerate scat fetishist.
>>
>>74862491
you did doubt him and picked Cruz tho, I definitely remember it
>>
>>74862669
>3 months out
>already a hamplanet
>>
Post Your UFC Walkout Songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSvOTw8UH6s
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>>74862757
>>>/asp/
>>
>>74862879
Jacaresperg
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>>74862832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brkwzJFaoM
>>
TYBJ
>>
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nate memequardt knocked out maia and tyron
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>>74862886
You reek of /asp/ie.
>>
>>74862912
You are a fat aspie
>>
>>74862879
i think youre confused. /mma/ general is a /sp/ general for discussing mma related things. what you just linked to is the alternative sports. i can see how this mistake can be made but now you know
>>
How many bongs until the fights?
>>
>>74862912
>>74862922
>>>/r/eddit
>>
>tfw only 2 weeks until UFC again

THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST
>>
>>74862936
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20170325T19&p0=405&msg=Invicta+FC+22&font=cursive
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>>74862936
>>74862996
http://www.invictafc.com/events-calendar/invicta-fc-22-evinger-vs-kunitskaya-2/
>>
>I've got it saved in notepad
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I thought it was today. Damn
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>>74863270
It is always today.
>>
>>74863275
days are a social construct
>>
She hates fighting. What should she do for a living? What does Pat do for a living?
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>>74863363
Grow h er hair ba ck
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>>74863191
I do
It's better than copypasting it from a previous thread or the archives every time

>>74860605
fuck cody buttasspoop and fuck you
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

Was Maia ever good?
>>
>>74863481
I was praying quoting you would summon you.
>>
>>74863501
He's still good, just kept fairly out of the picture because him wrestlefucking people to death as champ would be horrific for buisness
>>
will this work against jessica andrade?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSCmXU2lLQs/
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>>74863600
no joke I gave a young girl 20 bucks at a red light the other day

she looked pretty hurtin
>>
>>74863600
no one homeless is allowed to live here
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>>74862324
I could see Gastelum beating Weidman easily
If he's good enough at wrestling to survive against Kennedy, he should be able to survive against Weidman as well
He's better on the feet Chris as well, and Chris has been on a decline lately

>>74863565
>wrestlefucking people to death

why are casuals unable to make a distinction between guys like maia and khabib and guys like gsp and fitch

>>74863600
I participated in a food drive and organized fundraising activities to give people affected by natural disasters tents to live in when I was in high school

I contributed more to the world in my junior year of high school than the dock grunt will in his entire life
>>
>>74863584
satellite sounds? maybe
>>
>>74863687
>I contributed more to the world in my junior year of high school than the dock grunt will in his entire life

It's nice of you to let him occupy the space in your head
>>
>>74863687
>>74863716

boys like holy fuck boys
>>
>>74863687
You are literally the biggest loser on here lol
>>
>>74863363
was pat fucking rose pre-18? she looks 16 there
>>
>>74863819
so? 16 legal here my man and lower if you're within a year or two
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>>74863848
he's in his 30's mate
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>>74863819
>>
>>74863882
16 legal no matter how old u r
>>
>>74863927
depends what usa state
>>
>>74863927
>10th grade
wew lad
>>
>>74863983
>prime puss
?

>>74863956
free state obv
>>
>>74864009
>prime
t. virgin weeb fuck
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Happenings
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>>74863687
>I could see Gastelum beating Weidman easily
Yeah I agree, depends which Weidman shows up to be honest. Those injuries have been a really bad setback for him I think, and the IV ban. Didn't help that he was known for getting kind of chubby in between camps and stuff as well.
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>>74864174
Poor Holly
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>>74864009
prime is late teens (17-19)

>>74864174
I can see Invicta keeping Megan Anderson around for a bit longer in that case, they need someone to have the belt
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>>74864224
>prime is late teens (17-19)
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>>74864256
it's the truth, guy
14-16 year olds aren't thicc enough most of the time
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>>74864382
>you have to have had sex to think one woman is more attractive than another

rate this timeline

>Gastelum heems Silva
>Jacare waits patiently on the sidelines after tapping Whittaker
>Bisping wins a narrow decision over GSP
>Romero fights Bisbong, who retires when he loses the belt
>Romero fights Jacare for first title defense
>Gastelum fights Mousasi for next title shot
>>
>>74864543
Where does Rockhold fit in this timeline
>>
Mark Hunt’s lawyers track down Brock Lesnar in Canada, serve him with UFC lawsuit

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/24/15049028/mark-hunts-lawyers-track-down-brock-lesnar-canada-serve-him-ufc-lawsuit-mma
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>>74864224
>prime
>17-19
confirmed for loser in highschool
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>>74864583
he can fight Whittaker
or he can go fight Werdum, whatever
>>
>>74864411
h-hi mr vitor. why dont you have a shirt on?
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>>74859909
gallicchio is boy tier desu
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>>74863923
data comment
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>>74864607

It is fucked up that Mark Hunt is fighting these guys using nothing but pure natty samoan power and these dudes are all longtime roid users.
>>
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>>74864174
>>
>>74864607
>track down
they probably just rang the doorbell lmao
>>
Charles Bennett is fighting right now
>>
Whats linekers's sister's chance against the polish goblin?
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>>74859909
Baghdad
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>>74864856
Ref came in the way during live broadcast ffs
>>
Anyone watching LFA?
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>>74864811
Link?
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>>74864212
she really got fucked over
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>>74864927
Grasso
You getting these from that Spanish site right

Not that I'm cheating, just curious
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>>74865110
no, i got them from somewhere but not a spanish site
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>>74865151
Ponzi
These are pretty easy
>>
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>>74865202
damn son
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>>74865229
Almeida
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>>74865261
you are a wizard
>>
>>74865151
Brazillian forum then, that at least seems to be the source unless someone compiled them elsewhere
>>
>>74865313
nah, i got them from the source. not a forum
>>
Comeback fighter of the year 2017 will be ________
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>>74865303
there we go, that's a harder one
don't know, Erick Silva?

>>74865376
Cruz
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>>74865376
Ronda Rousey
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>>74865370
Fair enough, cba to look further, ta for telling me I'm wrong

>>74865303
Seems ridiculously familiar but name escapes me
>>
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Anyone have salutingsomegoofs.webm?
>>
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>>74865735
those were the days
>>
You now women's featherweight
>>
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black beast is goodboy
>>
>>74864174
Cyborg should fight Romero desu
>>
>>74865758
His bowser walk up to the Ko'd opponent gets me every time
>>
>>74865303
assuncao
>>
>>74866859
cyborg should fight my dick next
>>
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>>74866941
finally :)
>>
>>74867040
belal
>>
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>>74867040
Masvidal
>>
>>74867138
>>74867235
nope
>>
>>74867190
who is this meant to be
>>
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Guess the fighter
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>>74867190
>$500k flat plus PPV
>>
>>74867040
Looks like me. Spooky.
>>
>>74865376
BIGG RIGG
>>
>>74865202
Megan is cute but Cyborg will eat her alive, she's way too green still
>>
>>74865376
gsp
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>>74867680
i dont believe you
>>
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>>74867299
Khabib Nurmagomedov

>>74867040
Gegard Mousasi
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>>74867821
ding ding dingaling
>>
>>74867928
Lando
Also Mousasi is my boy but i couldn't recognize him from that
>>
>>74868145
yeah, I thought he was belal
>>
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>>74868558
nice
>>
>>74868558
lmao
>>
>>74868600
>>74868558
dude....that is amaaaaaaaazing
>>
>>74868558
>Coral springs
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHlg1MqrxU

Karate is a scary base for MMA
>>
>>74869388
NAISU MEMU
>>
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>>74857640

"He’s a guy I’ve always wanted to fight. I’ve thought it through and I like the style matchup.
Given what’s going on in the middleweight division right now, screw that, I’m coming to heavyweight. Let’s do this.”

Good words for Luke's tombstone.
Werdum makes sense, tho:

"He’s just promoting himself because he knows nobody is talking about him.
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>>74862002
>we are living in The Notorious Francis Ngannou era
how blessed are we, feels good to see our guy make it.
>>
Anyone have the joe Rogan H-E-E-M copypasta?
>>
>>74869669
hey, joe rogan here, im gonna show you how to get huge today. take some onnit. be careful you don't get heemed ;) have a good day guys remember o-n-n-i-t
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Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.
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>>74870876
>I'm telling you as a friend
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*farts*
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>>74862564
I'd bet on him at over +150 in grappling but let's not pretend that Luke's got amazing striking defence and wouldn't be at a significant disadvantage. There's a reason we don't typically put middleweights up against heavyweights.
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>>74860170
>how you want your hairline senpai
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>>74865376
Alex Caceres
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>>74859239
>5"10
>76
get on my level faggot
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>>74872291
>5'10

That's embarrassing! Get out of here, faggot!
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>>74872334
>t. lanklet lobov
beg me
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I think I'm going to drop $200 on my boy at 210.
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>tfw you can't let anyone get close
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how bad is gaethje gonna get heemed when he finally moves to the UFC?
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>>74872162

The size difference probably wouldn't be that crazy. Werdum is 240 and doesn't cut any weight, Rockhold probably walks around at 205-210 and could likely get into the 220-230 range in the time it takes to do a camp. He might be a bit softer than usual but that's not a big deal at heavyweight.
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Hard at work but still enough time to shitpost on heem
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>>74872640
probably won't

ufc isn't signing the big names available right now. marlon moraes, gathje, minakov, goltsov, one's FLW champ. none of them are going anywhere
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>>74862810
Well then I wouldn't of picked Cody
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>>74863481
>fuck cody buttasspoop and fuck you
You're a cunt, I'm never using one of your threads again you little autist
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>>74872989
Moraes has practically signed with the UFC now tho. They are in negotiations and Moraes haseven dropped his wsof belt
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Is Markhunt.tv the patricians choice for mma news?
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Who should Megan "My Girl" Anderson fight for her first defence as the unified women's featherweight champion of Invicta?
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Wow, Alex Jones has completely backtracked on the Big enchilada and is now completely denying pizzagate. Did he get to much exposure on JRE? How are e elites managing to silence him?
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>>74873256
link

>>74873237
Is Invicta fun? I've only seen Megan fights but I've been told it's basically lesbian brawling
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>>74873431
>Is Invicta fun?

Yes. It's almost always good.
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>>74873431
https://youtu.be/_w4odNQJFAk
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>>74873454
Planning on watching Glory tonight. What fights should I look foward to?

Damn it, this general is shit when it's not PPV
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>>74873514
Offseason absolutely sucks in a sport with no real offseason
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Absolutely brutal heem, lads.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348356/Amateur-boxer-17-dies-collapsing-ring.html
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>>74873661
My mums probably gonnan try ban me from boxing now
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JDS and stipe are way too friendly with each other.
>eating contests
>flexing contests
>drawing pictures of each other

Does e UFC realize they are trying to sell these guys as having a fight?
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>>74873728
It's impossible to make JDS seem mean in the long run, angry staredown is the most you can get.
Same with Stiopic, they play on his wholesome firefighter angle too much
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Schaub is god
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>Bisping, who pulled off the upset against then-champ Luke Rockhold at UFC 199, ripped into 'Soldier of God' on a recent edition of his podcast, Believe You Me.
>“You’ve got Yoel Romero calling for an interim title shot, which is just desperate,” Bisping said, per Damon Martin of FOX Sports. “It’s laughable. It’s desperate.
>“Interim titles are for if the champion is hurt or injured or taking time out. None of that’s happening. GSP’s fighting for the belt. So shut up, fight someone else in the meantime or sit on the side. One or the other.”
>As well as Romero, the No. 2 ranked 'Jacare' Souza is also furious with the news of Bisping's latest title fight and told Brazilian media outlet Combate that he hopes Bisping vs. GSP ends in a double knockout.
>The 38-year-old Bisping, who is one of few champions to win a title late in his career, told Souza to act like a real 'Christian'.
>“Well first and foremost, ‘Jacare’ come on, my friend, that’s a very, very nasty thing to say. I thought you were all about love and God and this and niceness and spreading the beauty of jiu-jitsu and all this [expletive] but yet you call for us both to get knocked out? That’s not very Christian is it?”
>Bisping then mentioned Jacare's loss to Romero at UFC 194 and argued that the Brazilian is in no position to complain.
>“Listen, I understand his frustration, of course. But the fact of the matter is he did lose to Yoel Romero. So he’s only won two fights since then. So he’s really got no one to be mad at but himself. He lost around a year ago so it is what it is. Yoel’s ahead of him when this fight happens.”
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>>74873877
Agreed 100%
>>
>>74872617
husbando tier?
>>
prediction

> cub v artem will be fight of the year, the 2nd for Cub in a row.
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>>74874124
>artem will submit cub with an RNC

/free money/
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>>74874146
Implying Artem could even wrap his t-Rex arm around a ankle let alone a neck.
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>/heem/ is more dead than /box/
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>>74874193
It's all the carbs, we warned 'em.
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>>74874283
no bunda tho
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>>74873509
>>74873256
>alex jones talks shit about conspiracy theory like normal
>alex jones talks shit about a random pizza shop owner
>random pizza shop owner starts getting death threats and business is basically dead
>random pizza shop owner gets lawyered up and is gonna sue the shit out of alex jones
>alex jones 'recants' his statements as if the damage isn't already done and he's not just goin to do it again with the next conspiracy

its a cycle m8. the pizza shop owner just happens to have enough money and power to fight back against that retard otherwise he would never admit he's making shit up
>>
>>74873661
He collapsed after the fight, it's not like he was KOed. Probably totally unrelated to the fight itself.
>>
>>74873877
How old was Schaub when he began training MMA?
>>
What do you guys think of the recent cuts in the UFC roster? Guys like Horiguchi, Larkin, Bader, Tumenov and Rory, seems they're leaking real talent at this point
>>
>>74874417
There's a difference between getting cut and getting paid better elsewhere. From a competition standpoint I want all these guys in the UFC (Especially Guchi, since I think he can dethrone DJ with enough time), but I can see why the UFC didn't bother outbidding the competition for them.
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>youngest ever ufc champ
>saved someone from dying from cancer
>the 1st person to end Cruzs streak
>scared mcgregor
>embarrassed David Teymur
>Best Boxer in the UFC
>as good a wrestler as Chad
>will fight heavier, longer reach fighters
>best looking UFC fighter
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>>74874417
Can't decide how I feel about it really. Bad because it de-unifies the talent pools, good because fighters must be getting good money offers from Bellashit?
What I have felt this year especially is the quality of cards has dropped really significantly. Part of that's probably USADA and fighters are accumuluating injuries that they can't roid their way through like they used to, so fighters are pulling out left right and centre, but event before pullouts some of the cards are just weak as piss.
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>>74874529
>>youngest ever ufc champ
https://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=ys-iole_jones_wins_title_at_ufc128_031911
>>the 1st person to end Cruzs streak
Faber.

The rest is simply laughable, rather than factually incorrect.
>>
>>74874552
Jones was on steroids and therefore doesn't count

Cruz wasn't on a good streak when Faber beat him

Anything else?
>>
>>74874574
>Jones was on steroids and therefore doesn't count
lol
>Cruz wasn't on a good streak when Faber beat him
lol

You intellectual manlet.
>>
>>74874582
Unfortunately I'm not a manlet :(
Also what I said was true hence why you can only reply with "lel"

Cody is the best looking ufc fighter FACT
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>>74874597
nice fanfiction.

>manlet
>best looking ufc fighter

Pick one.
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>>74874647
Lol you're so insecure it's cute
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>unironically arguing with an underage namefag
the absolute state of australia
>>
>>74874652
I'm not the one who has to make shit up about a fighter to justify liking them, but okay.
>>
Remember how Conor memed Aldo into retirement before the fight?

I feel we're in for a treat with Floyd fight.
>>
>>74874672
>Conor getting in the head of someone who can speak English

hasn't happened yet.
>>
>>74874672
you know how everyone has doubted conor in the past few years? imagine that but for the last 15 years but staying undefeated. there is no breaking floyd my man
>>
JDS only started training at 21, I can be a champ too r-right?
>>
>>74874670
Whose the best looking fighter then?
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>>74874711
Why do you even need to ask?
>>
>>74874711
Rockhold
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>>74874417
Here is what happening for any ignorant goofs in the lost batallion

>UFC is being sued in antitrust suit
>need eveidemce they don't have a monopoly
>don't pay big money for mid-high level talent, only superstar
>refuse to match any offer Bellator makes
>look guys, we don't have a monopoly!
>>
Remember when heem used to ignore all name/tripfags until they just stopped posting? Let's do that again.
>>
>>74874728
Average
Also old
Also not a champ
Jouban would have been better but he's getting old now as well
>>
>>74874765
We tried that
Cody fan didn't go away
Also cody fan is actually really cool and we like him
>>
Glory or Invicta?
>>
>>74874765
filtering works good enough. just gotta not talk about or give him attention
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>>74874780
the jinh yu frey fight being cancelled kinda kills the card but its still probably decent. i'd personally rather watch mma over kickboxing any day
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>>74874780
I want to see the Chi perry meme get btfo again
>>
>>74874775
>>74874766
>old
You know how it's incredibly obvious that you're underage?
>>
>>74874824
>32, 35 isn't old
You know how I know you're to old for MMA?

Also rockhold looks about 40
>>
>>74874899
Mad 'cos your mum's a fan?
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Who should our boy choke out first in lellator?

I think koreshkov would be an easy first fight an a good name on his record
>>
>>74874914
She likes Cody
>>
Nate Diaz 6 foot
Cowboy 6'1

Nates clearly an inch taller

Why do they lie about the height of diaz so much
>>
>>74874967
North Korean psy OP aimed to destroy Ireland
>>
Bellator has nearly half the top ten fighters at 170lbs and 205lbs

WW
>Lima
>Macdonald
>Koreshkov
>Daley

Chandler has also expressed interest in fighting at 170 and maybe MVP will actually become something. At the very least they have a lot of good matchups they can make. Imagine if askren came back too.
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>>74874983
>top ten fighters
>>
>>74874983
Daley isn't a top 10 fighter.
Chandler is a top 10 LW.
MVP isn't a top 15 WW.
Davis and Bader are obviously top 10 LHW, McGeary too probably but barely.
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>>74874529
will he fight conor?
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what other generals do you post in and what other sports do you guys follow?
>>
>>74875125
Mma general

Mma
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>>74875141
now would be a great time to start mma general desu. all the goofs are either banned or taking a break because theyre casual ufc only posters. start it now and by the time they come back /heem/ will be dead
>>
>5ft6
>76.5 inch reach

What did he mean by this?
>>
New
>>74875193
>>74875193
>>
>>74875198
>new
>early

you blew it my man. either /mma/ general is its own thing and doesnt get posted in /heem/ to compete with new threads or you wait until 500 posts
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>>74875168
his cock must be YUGE lads
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>>74875198
>mma general
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>>74875345
You can still make heem threads and shitpost to your hearts delight my dude, go to /mma/ if you want to talk fighting.
>>
Not posting in /mma/.

It is going to ruin us all.
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>>74875198
>15 posts early
>not even /heem/

wtf is this garbage
>>
There seems to be some confusion about the rules.

Time to settle things in THE OCTAGON
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>early thread
>>
Great thread.

Sure excited for when someone makes a new one in nine more posts.
>>
HEEM
E
E
M
>>
>thread still going

Is literally everyone ITT a Chad
>>
>>74878961
Only six to go, now.
>>
Any two UFC/MMA fighters, past or present.

Who do you wanna see in the cage.
>>
One day this thread will get to 500
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>>74881229
We thank you for your assistance, and look forward to seeing you in the next true /heem/ thread.
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>>74858331
Do not leave out Juggling and World Wide Friends Club
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>>74868558
Thank you. I now have new material for when I exfoliate my cock with baby oil and cheeto dust!
>>
>>74874401
A few years younger than when he retired
>>
>>74881186
Prime Bj Penn vs conor
>>
And new

>>74882414
>>74882414
>>74882414
>>
>>74874983
>Thinking Daley is a top-ten fighter when he got UD by fucking Alexander Yakolev on the regional circuit.

What a fucking casual, people like you make me sick.
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