Italy vs Albania gamethread

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also, this is the 1000th game for the goat

>>74856203
Do you think he'll break the record for the most international caps or is he on the verge of being replaced already? He only has 18 more caps to go.

Can I post
>Riomma
In this thread?

Italia (4-2-4): Buffon; Zappacosta, Barzagli, Bonucci, De Sciglio; De Rossi, Verratti; Candreva, Immobile, Belotti, Insigne

Albania (4-3-3): Strakosha; Hysaj, Veseli, Ajeti, Agolli; Basha, Kukeli, Memushaj, Lila, Chikalleshi, Roshi

>>74856160
Forza Azzurriiiiiiiiiiiiii

>italy vs italy

>>74856345
I think he'll beat the record, he will retire after the world cup

>>74856372
Yes

>>74856483
Albania is playing at home today

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>>74856417
>De Sciglio

>>74856554
Why do people dislike De Sciglio? Not meming, just curious.

>>74856612
Because he usually plays like shit at Milan

>>74856554
This triggers the AC Memelan

who /belotti/ here

>>74856554
>ac mail land
ishiggydigglio

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>>74856417
>De Shitio
>Candreva

>>74856417
>4-2-4
we /offensivefootball/ now

who is italy manager now after porco madonna?

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>>74856417
>no Balotelli

>>74856765
Ventura
>old as fuck
>likes to work with youngesters
>plays offensive football
>likes a meme 424 formation
>only managed small teams
>made Cerci look like an actual football player

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>>74856791
lietarally for what purpose?
The dabbing black man role is alredy taken

>>74856895
What do you mean? There is a dabbing black man on the picture

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You're in the club and this lesbian slaps your girlfriend's ass - what do?

>>74856982
Kiss him

>>74856980
>There is a dabbing black man on the picture
that's exactly what i meant

>>74856982
whisper in her ear
>overrattid

>>74857128
>all this booing
What the fug

>Higuain got a yellow and doesn't play the next match
>Dani Alves got a yellow card and doesn't play the next match
>Dybala is "injured"
>Khedira is "injured"
Based Juve protecting its players.
Get ready Uefalona

>>74857128
>>74857133
wtf didn't mean to quote

SIAMO PRONTI ALLA MORTE L'ITALIA CHIAMO! SI!

>>74857154
I'm just really happy Dybala isn't completely ded after that last Juve game desu

>>74857154
Chiellini is "injuried" too
i hate that they pull this shit every fucking time and nobody ever says anything

>stream stops in the middle of the anthem
might as well kill myself

>playing in poolermo
for what purpose

>>74857185
>>74857154
what do you mean? they're playing right now >>74856699

wew great start guys, way to go!

DIO CANE

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>>74857155
thanks for the (you)s anyway

>>74857185
>Koulibaly came back
>Reina came back
I think every club does it

>>74857253
except Milan, whose player get actually injuries during NT games

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miss me yet?

albanians are subhuman

>can'tdreva

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miss me yet?

>>74857303
who is this greek?

We wont even qualify for the WC desu

Why are >we always so immensely shit against weak teams?

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Miss me yet?

>>74857331
Because we're so good we can't give a give a fuck about playing against anyone who isn't France, Germany, Spain, Argentina or Brazil.

>>74857331
Because reasons

>>74857331
good horse jumping higher than it needs to etc

>crossing to Insigne

We should get Ancelotti to manage the NT desu, he's the GOAT at knockout tournaments

Seriously though, poor Syrian in need of a proper stream.

ERA PENAL

Based Belotti

>>74857314
Συμεών Ζάζα

Hilarious.

Will we manage to get a penalty against Barcelona as well?

>>74857297
>>74857297
>>74857297

>flares immediatly after the penalty call
fucking Albanians are subhumans i swear

ez gol

>albos throwing firecrackers on the pitch

here we go

No one posts Albanian girls?

Based divelotti
Get fucked albania

>fireworks thrown into the field
nice first world sport you got there.

>>74857476
>Denmark still butthurt

BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT BEERGUT

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>>74857483
>field

>>74857485
t. ditmir durmisi

Spain scored

>Spain also up by one already

>>74857521
>t. Yussuf Petersen

>>74857528
those bastards will never drop points

>>74857528
not like we have any chance to overtake them anyway

>>74857538
t. umut tükür

>>74857558
How about winning against them?

>>74857558
We will beat them in spain, trust me m8

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>it's a Candreva cross

>>74857591
>in Spain
not gonna happen
we'll also drop points to some meme team eventually

dubs and BEGOATTI scores 3 goals

stream per favore amici
:*)

>>74857653
just imagine a right flank composed of Abate and Candreva

>>74857677
Why don't you watch Spain - Israel

>cantdreva
This fraud has never been good. Why does he get played for italy so much?

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>>74857667
goddamn
also they're fouling him every time he's on the ball, he's so fucking good and they know it

>>74857713
>not rating le run like a headless chicken and smash the ball into the opposing fullback's balls man

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he needs to go back

>>74857701
why don't you get us a stream

>>74856417
Is it just me, or is Albania pretty much playing a B+ team?

>>74857713
>le run a lot and occasional blooter man
i hate him

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>tfw proud to be italian right now

>>74857660
>>74857610
reminder we're unbeaten in qualifications for both Euros and WC in like 10 years

>>74857809
A draw is a loss in this situation though.
You pretty much need to slam Liechtenstein 12-0 or so.

>OOOOOOOOH MERDAAAA

>>74857701
why not watch both?

>>74857689
my god...

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>>74857789
I'm so happy there aren't any Americans that pretend to be Dutch, it's a blight on the country they're pretending to be from desu

>>74857809
>we draw again against them
>we either drop points drawing with some meme team or we lose on GD since they destroy everyone 5-0 and we never win by more than 2

When will Verratti sign for Bayern?

>>74857864
BASED dutch anon from /seriea/

>Albania going full urderball
Red card, flares and game suspension incoming

>>74857871
Germans hates italians, only based Toni conquered your hearts

>>74857864
If only he could have played against Germany.

>>74857890
truly the comfiest /league/thread

>>74857871
i hope soon desu, he's waisting his career at PSG

>>74857836
>implying we're capable of beating ANYONE by more than 2 goals

i'm just saying getting a draw/win in Spain is not unreasonable
does head-to-head GD or total GD come first? do away goals count?

>>74857903
>forgetting about based Rizzitelli
Massimo Oddo also played at Bayern. Those were the days.

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>>74857864
>it's a blight on the country they're pretending to be from desu

why hello there lebbit (=

>>74857908
and Marchisio and Verratti and anyone but Zaza

>>74857923
GD first.
That said, I wouldn't put it past Spain to drop some points against Albania or Israel or something either.

>albanians even stealing ball possession
s u b h u m a n s

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>>74857903
you'd think

>>74857936
Would have been the absolute best EC winners. Over 30 years on average and tactically crushing everyone.
That 2-0 against >Spain was abasolutely stunning.

>feigning an injury until the ball is kicked out and then getting back up like nothing happened

This should unironically constitute a 5-10 minute suspension.

It's nice to be considered the civilized country for once.

>>74857981
>any country
>more civilized than Italy
i shiggy diggy doo

redpill me on derossi

Oh hey, Xhaka's brother is on the bench for Albania. I always forget about him.

>>74857965
I don't consider german women, it's too easy
> Riviera Adriatica intensifies

>>74857965
You know, she sort of has a Manuel Neuer-laugh going on there.

>>74858002
he's good, could have been great but lost his head too often under the slightest of pressures, getting sent off in a number of key matches (latest exhibit, Roma-Porto)

>>74858002
the fastest travelling beer belly in the world

>>74857653
why candreva instead of bernardescoli tho?
will he try him and gagliardoni in the friendly against meme germany?

>>74858046
>forgetting about Higuain

What's the verdict on Zappacosta?

Why didn't Albania call up Shkëlzen Gashi?

>>74858003
>Albania have both the worse Xhaka and one of the worse Ajeti brothers in their squad

>>74858002
I'd choose him on my side in a bar fight

>>74858099
Because he plays in the mls

>>74858099
Based Gashi. His name brought many keks last summer.

>>74858098
decent, by far the best fullback we have atm

>>74858098
turns out he can also hoe the right flank

>>74858117
>the mls
They called up San Jose player

When will the de sciglio meme end? Insigne is defending better than him.

>>74858117
So does Hyka

>>74858098
he's pretty good, i'd wait for him to play in a big club tho, he coud pull a Darmian

>>74858156
Who? Didn't realize

>>74858112
I'd pick Montero.

>>74858098
as a Torino supporter I say is good, he runs like a horse and he shows willing to improve

how about not aiming at the fucking keeper.

Great pass by Verratti.

>Lelotti

>>74858161
De Sciglio is pretty good at defending, he's shit going forward.
They should stop sticking the poor guy on the left tho, he's so much better on the right

>master roshi
>beloltti

>>74858177
Jahmir Hyka

why going for power there
still, great pass, great cut

>>74858182
>Montero

Yes, but in a bar fight he would probably be on the floor, drunk

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>>74858182
why not Paletta?

>Muten Roshi

jeez

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>>74858235
what a walking meme

>>74856895
napoli has never beaten croatia 3-0 though

Spain just doubled their lead.

>>74858296
fucking isfaek

>>74858296
With jews you lose

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>>74858296
bloody joos

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>>74858377
Uncanny.

>>74858232
Only until the fight actually starts.
>>74858235
Not even in the same league as Montero.

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Do >we even have a chance lads

Who will be the meme team in the WC? Azerbaijan?

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>dives a lot
>has a hunchback

>plays for Torino

explain this

>>74858482
England

>>74858482
Ingurland

>>74858466
Yes, we can totally stop trying to score playing it around midfield untill someon looses it and we get a counter

>>74858492
>dives a lot
does he really?
he just seems to get fouled a lot because he's a major pain for any defender

>>74858482
>us

what the fuck is this cuck shit with niggers?

>>74858492
back is muscle. dude is stonk like Torino bull

>>74858492
anterior pelvic tilt

i know this feel

>SUCA
>CA POMPA
>CHIU FOTTE

based Palermo, an evergreen classic

>candreva in charge of crossing

C A N D R E V A
R
O
S
S

What is Totti doing at this moment?

>>74858735
Watching TV, presumably.

>>74858687
East to fix senpai

Strengthen your hammies and core and do stretches everyday for apt (YouTube them)

KOSOVO SCORED
Get the fuck in (, my bets).

Also 3-0 to Spain.

>>74858735
sipping his broth while listening to the match on the radio

ERA PENAL

>>74858798
nah no era

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAP

>subhumans at it again

>>74858757
its a lot harder then you think, it takes constant stretching, and beating the shit out of your glutes and hip flexors along strengthening your core

>referee does not give a fuck

Albania should be nuked

>Buffon just chilling in the smoke
Kek

>chi non salta un albanese è
fucking kek

CHI NON SALTA ALBANESE È
>CHI NON SALTA ALBANESE È

CHI NON SALTA ALBANESE È
>CHI NON SALTA ALBANESE È

FUCKING ALBANIANS REEEEEEEEEE

wew

dont worry they will blame the serbs for this again

There is going to be SO MUCH extra time

S U S P E N D E D

3-0 TO ITALY CONFIRMED

the fuck is this smoke

What happened??

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>steward apparently got hit by a firecracker

cunts

>>74858939
Albanians

Always trust mudslimes to make something explode

so... this is a ''''''''first world'''''''' sport

>singing the anthem
Why

>slavs

>>74858962
no, it's a first world ''''''sport''''''

this is actually pretty cool

>>74858964
Because your country is the greatest country.

FRAAATEEELLII D'ITALIAAA

>>74858986
Thank you Fritz Rossi

>>74858981
>albanians
>slavs

>the guy in the suit
He does look typically Italian, but why would you visit a football game in a suit.

>>74858939
some serbs snuck into the stadium and lit fireworks and smoke bombs to sabotage the match because albania was losing

lol, what happened here?

>>74858962
go back to your lardcollide threads Billy Batty Boy Jr. IV

inb4 what number is dat
it's 4

guys i was watching ROI/wales what the fuck happened lol

maybe they're angry because they can't handle the bantz

Why always Spain?

>>74859013

>the black hand strikes again

WWI is so in vogue right now

>>74859018
>>74859035
albanians being albanians

romagnoli is a nesta wannabe

>>74859002
They're slavs in their heart

Someone posts the webm of badass Mandzukic just removing the things during a Croatia match

>>74859075
https://my.mixtape.moe/ytszxb.mp4

so basically albanians caused a fucking smokescreen? rofl

>>74859101
>badass
More like Clattenburg is a wuss.

How many Albanians live in Italy?

>>74859094
They're barely disguised turkroaches

>>74859127
too many

what is the deal with albanians

>>74859151
the niggers of europe

>>74859151
the niggers of europe

>>74859113
Thanks

>devido ao comportamento

Fuck, hope Coleman is ok.

I can feel a 1-1 coming up.

>>74859159
>>74859165
Truth

>>74859159
>>74859165
Of all the shitty people there are Albanians are far from being the worst.

>>74859151
Northern Albanians are retarded but southern are pretty chill.

>>74859259
t. Erjon Bogdani

>>74859259
>t. Shkelzen Rasha

>>74859259
t. Ighli Tare

>>74859290
based Igli

>cantdreva

can someone give a quick rundown on albanians though, like what exactly makes them bad

>>74859259
Only gypsies are worse and I don't consider them people

Dem Verratti passed though.

>>74859322

they are associated with crime and mafias but their women are top tier

>>74859259
1. Chinese
2. Bangla
3. Flips

[POWER GAP]

4. Albos, Romanians and other eatern yuros
5. Nigs

[MEGA POWER GAP]

6. North Africans and Arabs

>>74859322
balkan violence+ muslim violence

>>74859259
t. Besim Ajeti

>>74859356
Where Brazilians stand?

>>74859351
*passes

Israel scored

>>74859383
on the ground with their feet hahaha

>>74859259
t. Luigi Mehmedi

>>74859383
Bros

>>74859383
Number 5 on his post

>>74859386
BTTS bet #IN
Today is a good day.

>Zappercoster

>>74859383
Flip level

>>74859383
hardly any Brazilians here, and almost exclusively of italian descent that came back (or adopted kids)
either way they blend in extremely easily

CIRUZZO

>MUH ONESTO RAGAZZO LAVORATORE DEL SUD

CIRUZZO

CIROOOOOO

>When Candreva doesnt cross Italia score
Really makes your head spin

>>74859277
>>74859278
>>74859290
>>74859324
>>74859356
What's the deal with you kids, did an albanian fuck your mom?

>>74859356
I also worked with flips and bangla and they were really nice people always ready to help, contrary to my fellow compatriots who seem to like to shit on them.

CIRUZZO

BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI

>shit anywhere outside Italy
>wrecking shit at home
He loves his country too much. ;_;

>Immobile
>Actually moves pretty fast

What's the deal with this guy ?

ONESTO RAGAZZO DEL SUD

>>74859487
italians can't give 100% without mom spaghetti

>>74859487
more like
>too dumb to speak any other language besides italoneapolitan gibberish

7 goals behind Spain

>>74859478
t. piddino

>>74859516
>TFW to intelligent to speak football in german

>>74859516
Ribéry can barely speak Franch and still does well in Germany though

>>74859487
he just had a hard time adapting to life in Dortmund and i don't think it had anything to do with his quality as a player

>>74859552
I like that. Now he knows he should never leave the best country on Earth ever again.

who scored the second goal, I was pealing an orange and missed it.

>>74859577
Immobile

>>74859577
ciro

>>74859546
that's no surprise, grunting is still widely intelligible in Germany up to this day

>>74859604
Fair enough. And nobody speaks German in Bavaria anyway.

>>74859356
that is pretty spot on actually.

Damn Albian surely likes murderball, fucking cunts

>>74859638
They're getting punished for their tackles with cards...what more you want?

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This Italian team is making me excited
Mi sta emozionando

don't think i ever saw Insigne working as hard as today

>>74859678
>end up 2nd in the group
>slip up in the playoffs
I could see it happening.

>>74859655
that hey actually try to play instead of just murdering our players

BASED BELOTTI

>>74859669
based colgate

>>74859669
gj aquafresh

>>74859678
i know right? i love this young, hardworking team
they also play pretty well tbf

>>74859356
Wrong

1. Chinese in large groups
2. North Africans and Arabs
3. Romanians, Albanians, Moldovans
4. Dark niggers (Sub-Saharian Africans)
999999. Working Chinese

>>74859708
>>74859730
s-s-s-s-scortese

>>74859669
Fucking based mentadent

>no subs after 86 mins
did Ventura fall asleep?

>KEKeli

>>74859775
You forgot people from rovigo.

>>74859813
>when you are playing FM and you have to take a shit but forget to pause the game

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>>74859802
have a nice pic my friend

>>74859813
they haven't put him on camera in a while
i-is he dead?

>>74859873
yes

DING DONG THE OLD FART IS DEAD

>memeushay
jesus christ that Pescara DNA is showing

Albanians chimping out was honestly the most interesting part of the game desu

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>>74859852

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>>74859908
I thought Verratti was fun to watch.

Ok they are interviewing him, he's alive

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did Rai say Italy played well again?

I remember catching the one time they called out the team for playing like shit as they barely won 1-0 over Malta

>>74859976
They always say it, even when we embarrassingly lose

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Who It/a/lia here?

>>74859976
>>74860004
We didn't?
I only saw from after the game was suspended and I thought Italy played great

>>74859976
>did Rai say Italy played well again?
Yes, well we werent bad tbf. Albania wasnt trying to play. Could have done better but we never BTFO anyone no matter how shit they are

>>74860040
we did
first time i've been optimistic about the NT in years

>>74860056
>tfw too respectful to destroy the opponents

>>74860092
it's more laziness imo

Wait I'm looking at the seedings for the qualifying rounds, why is Romania seeded in the first group? They're trash

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What NT do you have winning the G group, /ita/?

>>74860220
Spain desu
i just hope we dont get fucked by the draw for playoff, but i know we will

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>>74860220
Liechtenstein

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>>74860022
Fratello mio

who /clebbe/ here?