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Fuck seattle

hokkei were

xeattle is never, ever getting a team

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finally a good OP

Wild will win cup
Finland will win whc and olympics

>>74853955
truth

>>74853944
Good pup, good team, good digits, good flag, good poster

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>>74853955
What are things that wont happen for 500?
>>74853940
Too close to vancouver desu

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Pengwins

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9th for Ilves cup

>>74853994
>no D
First round exit desu.
>unless croshit injures everyone

Why are Canadians so autistic?

>>74853994
how can such a smol critter be so smuk?

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I'm new to hockey, who are the good guys, who are the bad guys?

>>74854014
>no D

They've been resting since the all star break and still have more points than every team except the tryhard craps.

>>74854028
So theyll be rusty and shit the bed

>>74854024
Pens and hawks are easily bad guys

>>74854006
Is there a game today?
I want to put all my money for Ilves
Karri Kivi on hieno mies
T. Karri

>>74854024
Bad Guys:
>Bombston
>Pens
>Reddithawks
Good guys:
>Literally anyone else

>>74854036
Doubt it. This team has been a machine since Sully took over.

>>74854024
Crosby is a rat
Finns mean you no harm
You need to hate the leafs

>>74854053
Huomenna

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>>74854057
>>74854049
St Louis Blues are the closest team to my location, should I root for them?
Or should I bandwagon some meme team

>>74854057
forgot >rags and kongs in the bad guys

>>74854058
Actually i have them going to the ECF i just like to talk shit and argue

>>74854070
You should fuck off we're full

>>74854070
Blose are cool guys but be ready for heartbreak.

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>>74854053
Tomorrow. And yes, based Gary Stone is taking us to the promised land. >We almost stole the second game too.

>>74854070
Root for blose as long as you dont mind middling regular seasons and first or 2nd round exits

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>>74854076
Hey man fuck you!

>>74853989
>What are things that wont happen for 500?
chicago gets past the preds

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>>74854072
Iktfb

>>74854071
those teams are non-threats though

>>74854084
I genuinely believe this
>>74854086
Shut up no you dont :^)

>>74854079
>there are literal retards coaching in NHL for millions of dollars while this genius is coaching in Liiga
travesty

>>74854093
they won't desu
nashville plays chippy as shit, i wouldn't wanna play them.

>>74854091
>implying the rags won't shitstomp the atlantic and go into the ECF fresh against a battered Pongs/Craps

Dubs for Crosby beheaded in next game.

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>>74854103
Iktf

>>74854105
>make scf
>swept in 5 as usual
kekekekek like i said, not an issue

I'm a Tapparam miäs myself but i gotta admit Kivi is one heck of a coach

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>>74854097
>tfw pic related is the Antti Raanta of this year

>>74854068
Ai juu
>>74854079
Juu, likellä oli. Kuuntelin Yle Puheelta ottelun.
Karri eli Ilves voittaa koko paskan kunhan Tapparan hoitavat pois alta

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>yfw the only modern dynasty belongs to the oilers

>Matthews has 9 more goals/first assists with a goalie in net than Laine
>Matthews only has 7 5v5 first assists because he plays with stonehanded muckers
>Matthews would have 30+ more points than Laine if Matthews played with Scheifele and Laine played with Hyman
>Matthews plays a harder position
>Matthews' team is likely to make the playoffs, Laine's is virtually eliminated

Calder Trophy race is officially over.

>>74853915
fuck the nhl

>>74854079
I love the fact that, when God makes Finns, He's content with eyes, a nose, and a mouth that are just generally in the right place.

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>turn on pens game
>crysby is lying on the ice crying while the refs are consoling him
>buffalo gets several match penalties
>crosby skates to the bench and starts throwing a tantrum in the tunnel
>kessel starts breastfeeding him to calm him down
>he comes back as the crowd goes wild
>nhl awards him a hat trick
>as this is going on lemuiex is preparing crosbys intermission meal of pablum and pureed carrots
how do you people watch pens games? this is embarrassing to see

-Oscar in Omaha

Is Aho the next Backstrom? Very productive guy that will be overlooked his entire career?

>>74854178
O M A H A

>>74854178
t. Ted from Akron

>>74854024
bad guys:
>Teams from California and New York (including Devils)
>Flyers
>All Canadian teams except Senators

everyone else is good

>>74854209
GOOD post.

Anyone else really want a Laffs collapse?

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>>74854148
I am fucking sick and tired of people calling Laine a bust. He has scored more points than that faggot Matthews. He is also doing it against MEN not some limp wristed soft poofters in the Atlantic. I cannot wait for Matthews to crumb under the retarded toxic shitronto media while Laine is perfectly content to play vidya and bang his long time GF. So next time you think to call Laine a bust just know I have an army of Finns that will track you down and make your life a living hell.

>turn on Pens game
>mute it immediately, narrowly avoiding Steigerwald/Errey-induced brain rot
>even though muted, still hear shitty, regurgitated Mike Lange calls
>Crosby is skating around violently slashing everything he can make contact with
>Slashes the ref
>Play immediately blown dead by the second official
>Ref penalized for instigating
>Crosby gets as many penalty shots as it takes to score
>It's just one, matching the number of legitimate Cups he's won
>Refs made the opponent pull their goalie for the shot
>Still no Calder
>Still no legitimate Conn Smythe

>>74854024
Bad guys include Shitcongo, Frogtreal, Edmemeton, Vanpooper, Pissburgh, Laffs, >rags, Kongs, and Jests. Any maybe Shorks. Everyone elese is breddy gud

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>>74854209
>All Canadian teams except Senators


Commies coming in with the quality posts.

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>>74854233
t. Ted from Akron

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>>74854242
Tfw not on the list

>>74854254
Me with the replica cup btw

>>74854271
pretty good one

Marian Hossa update: now 35th all-time in goals scored, one behind Bryan Trottier.

Can't boss the Hoss.

>>74854268
Ducks are cool guys, >we can both relate to >our teams being hated

>t. bombston

>win a sweepstakes to go with a few penguins players to a local hospital to visit kids
>it was a lot of fun the kids were so happy
>before we leave Bonino says he needs to make a final stop and asks me to stay in the hallway
>curious I glance into the door before he closes it
>Letang is laying their, hooked up to a respirator
>his wife is sleeping in a chair next to his bed
>after Bonino comes back out he isn't nearly as cheerful as he was with the kids

Do we want Sens v Leafs or Habs v Leafs in r1?

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>>74854301
The only bawston team i hate are the patricucks. The sox and broons are ok. Celtics are meh.

>>74854308
>making fun of a guy with a hole in his heart

Only Ted from Akron could be so malevolent.

hockey is faggots

>>74854344
devils suck

>>74854344
bad post

Who is the best team to not make playoffs?

>>74854344(You)

>>74854356
Canes

>>74854329
Do you live your life in fear of this "ted" character? Do you need some Lithium? My family in Chile export massive amounts of it, I could get you a deal.
-Emmanuel in El Paso

>>74854356
Tampa

>>74854373
At least they have good chicken tendies

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>Halak starting tonight vs Pens

>>74854356
boston

>>74854387
They will squeeze in desu
>>74854396

>>74854373
Canes will make it tho

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>>74854373
>>74854462

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>>74854479
no

>>74854479
N E V E R E V E R

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>>74854146
Epic

>>74854412
no, they will choke, I just know it
Canes can make it though

>tfw going to game one and two of the london knights round one tonight and sunday

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>>74854522
Thoughts on this man Anton Slepyshev??

Some say he is the future winger to play with Connor McDavid

if Seattle ever gets a team they should buy the Thunderbirds trademark tbH
and Uncle Gary should make Vancouver revert to their old colors so they don't have white blue green twice in the pacific of course

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>crosby hacks a mans finger to death
>no penalty no suspension
>marchand slew foots player after player
>no penalty no suspension
hmm really makes you think....

why does nhl love the metro so much?

>>74854588
because bettman rigs the league

>>74854555
3rd line player

>>74854547
Nobody gives a shit Evan

>>74854547
stream where

I saw Sidney Crosby at a grocery store in Pittsburgh yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly, then slashed our hands. The cashier and I both received penalties.

>>74854643
Was he ever considered a top player in the KHL? He put up good point totals and shot metrics.

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>>74854566
pls no bully brad, he dindu nufin

>>74854736
>Was he ever considered a top player in the KHL?
Not really.

>>74854720
Change grocery store to SHOP n' SAVE and milky way to Luna bars

>>74854588
It actually makes money

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Rlly makes u think


>>74854795
What about Ziyat Paigin? Is he another Tartar bust?

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My favorite players are Sid and Marchand

>>74854986
needs to spend a couple more years in KHL, but he's actually pretty good already

>>74854125
>that eye spacing

>>74855091
Gotta see the wide euro rink

Hockey is

>>74854954
but it doesn't have any canadian teams so that cant be true

>Win a contest to spend a day with Phil Kessel
>Woken up at 9, Phil's in my kitchen making Spaghettios
>We eat, he keeps messing with his hair complaining that it makes him look bald if he can't get it right
>Tell him it's because he is bald
>He gets mad
>Ask me if he thinks his sister is hot
>I can't answer
>He gets mad again
>We go for a run
>Down to the end of the street and back
>He's winded, invites me to lunch between breaths
>Hotdogs for lunch
>He make me eat the buns because "they're not healthy"
>Time for pre-game nap
>He turns on a playlist of Minecraft Lets Plays to lull him to sleep
>When he wakes up, I ask him for an autograph before our day ends
>He draws a dick in Sharpie on my gameworn Kessel jersey
>worst day of my life

>>74855240
get a hobby

>>74855240
very nice
>>74855285
Writing is a perfectly acceptable hobby

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>>74854308
>>74854233
>>74854178
>>74855240
good posts, Rat Marchand greentext when?

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>win a contest to hang out with Jordin Tootoo
>flown to a trailer park in Nunavut
>cool we must be doing some charity work
>we just get drunk and glass cars all day

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>>74855240
Why is Phil so based?

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>>74854242

>>74855408
Is this true

>>74855463
you can relate with him whole-heartedly

>>74855044
He's a big guy

>>74854233
>illegitimate cup and Conn Smythe

explain?

making chili dogs for lunch lads

>>74855561
You have a game today Phil

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>win a contest to hang out with Brad Marchand for a day
>not my favorite player but still a Bruin so I'm happy
>we meet in downtown Boston for lunch
>typical upscale cafe
>our waitress is pretty short but cute
>he says "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud? You know I lead the league in shorties right?"
>"I don't think that is true"
>he gives me a light tap to the back of my ankle with his foot under the table, I get the hint
>after lunch we go to a florist
>I wonder what who we are going to give the flowers to
>instead Mr. Marchand spends 2 hours sniffing every flower in the store repeatedly demanding I smell certain ones and asking "ain't that the good shit?"
>finally we take a cab TD Garden and take a tour
>I got to meet a lot of the staff, it was awesome
>about halfway through Brad gets a call
>he talks very quietly and after he hangs up says he needs to end the day prematurely
>His whole demeanor has changed and he keeps rubbing his nose, I wonder if he got too much pollen in there
>The last thing he says is "call my agent to get shit signed our whatever, I gotta go get bruined" and winked at me
Still a cool tour of the place.

>>74855656
kekekekek

>>74855656
>he says "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud? You know I lead the league in shorties right?"
>"I don't think that is true"
>he gives me a light tap to the back of my ankle with his foot under the table, I get the hint
10/10

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>waiting for reddit to update their map

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>>74855717
>>74855799
Thanks
I think the florist part could use a revamp and there are some typos but I was put on the spot so whatever.

>>74855656
Haha, gold

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>was the 5th caller to the local boston radio show
>won lunch with brad marchand
>cool, wanna ask him about chirping other players and being a pest
>meet him outside the radio station
>decide to try a new local pizza joint
>i order a meat lovers with no crust
>he orders plain cheese
>food arrives
>i take a slice of mine and taste it
>not bad, a little salty though
>marchand takes his slice and runs out the door
>lolwtf
>dude is stronger than he looks

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>Reminder that players have been suspended a total of One (1) game for an infraction against Sidney Crosby

Bettmans boys!

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>>74855856
>no crust
Explain this.

>>74855932
Oh, so players aren't that dirty against Crosby
Cool

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Do you guys think Crosby will bite the tip of the dentist's finger off when he gets his teeth fixed?

>>74855986
Do you think Burrows ate the peice of Methots finger that fell off?

>>74855527
Cup over Detroit was fraud. Lidstrom, Datsyuk, Hossa were all grievously injured.

Murray deserved the Conn Smythe last year.

>>74855986
No he'll bite the tip of the dentist's duck off because he's a fucking faggot.

>Eugene Melnyk on the Slashing incident
>"The guy's just a whiner beyond belief - how about a season long suspension for Crosby"?

>>74856018
dumb phone posting faggot

>>74856008
>bill deserved the Conn Smythe last year
ftfy

which islanders player will crosby violently attack tonight?

someone insignificant like ladd or will he really use his privilege and go after tavares?

>>74855986
We will never know. Bettman would cover it up

>>74856052
>Eugene Melnyk
>The same guy who wanted a criminal investigation into the Karlsson achilles incident

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>>74856018
The bill?

>>74856073
karlsson was intentionally targeted by a known cheap shot artist and the league turned a blind eye, it seems pretty justified

>>74856104
cry more

>>74856104
>targetted
>Cooke barely knows how to skate

>"slashes like crosbys happen 20 times a game"
>there arent twenty fingers being lost per game
explain yourselves crosby fags

>>74856073
He's a nutjob, no question
Just thought It'd share it, found it pretty funny for a GM to speak out like that

I'll go ahead and say what everyone is thinking: Crosby should be banned for life.

>>74856157
Hes also a tax evader but I bet he doesnt want to be jailed.

>>74856177
thats not enough, he needs to be headshot and concussed out of the league

Crosby is looking psychotic lately, another post-concussion symptom? Someone should get him off the ice before he kills someone

>>74856151
pens fans are delusional retards. did you ever tried to argue with them about matt cooke when he played there?

>>74856073
>Publicly threw Dave Cameron under the bus because he couldn't win a Cup with his ''contending team''

I mean yeah Cameron was a meme coach, but what did you expect?

>>74856193
violent outbursts are a clear cut symptom of post concussion syndrome

too bad, he could have had a good career if he wasnt a dirty goon

>>74856215
>Grinder playing dirty

Big surprise

>>74856207
>"matt cooke is a good boy he dindu nuffin"
>"crosby is a good boy he dindu nuffin"
the franchise should be moved to siberia

>>74856213
Is Ottawa the worst Canadian franchise? Even Hongcouver had spurts of being good.

>>74856253
Sens made the Finals once.

>>74856253
>jest

>>74856253
The snes are pretty good considering they're a budget team with a bagel-eating heeb for an owner

>>74856215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTOfsoJAij4

This is what's going to happen if the league doesn't do something about him soon

>>74856267
And lost to a sunbelt

Crosby will destroy ho-sangs ankle tonight with a slash and he doesn't even get a penalty.

t. future man

>>74856285
so crosby is gonna slash a nigger in the head? someone tell simmonds watch out

>>74856296
Simiands is a goon, Crosby has it out for them

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>>74856294
disgusting

crosby is out of control, someone should sign steckle for a game and sort him out

>>74856312
Is Crosgod just trying to clean the league up from the last of the goon plague?

To beat them he has to become them

>>74856287
>sunbelt
first ballot hhof-er*

im really enjoying this crosby goes evil arc

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Crosby really needs to be put under concussion protocol before he pulls one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj4PoDrqv-E

>>74856336
>The cup was won infront of a bunch of spics

>>74856287
the dukks were absurdly stacked that year

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How do we fix them?

>>74856366
>Insanely stacked

What? They Had Selanne, Neidermyer and Pronger. Everyone else was either average or very young (Getzlaf, Perry)

>>74856379
Move to Hartford

>>74856379
start by changing that dumb fucking logo

them fire the entire front office and coaching staff and hire don maloney to fix them

>>74856181
Sounds like a decent guy, lol

They really done goofed by not penalizing Crosby. The players will just sort him out on the ice themselves now and give him a career-ending concussion or something.

>>74856405
good

>>74856395
As you're Swedish, it's hard to decide wether you're joking or not

>>74856400
It's a pretty neat logo desu

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>>74856366
I remember staying up late in high school only to watch them beat the wild every game at Honda Center. Fuggggg

>>74856366
What? Ottawa was the more stacked team and got swept in 5.

>>74856392
giggy was still standing on his head that year as well

>>74856424
lol no

>>74856421
I don't even know myself

>>74856426
>standing on his head
>.918 SV%

Must be really hard when you have 2 HOF defenceman.

Nashville Predators more like Smashville Bestadors

>>74856424
The snes had no goaltending and pretty shit D. The ducks were a much more complete team.

>>74856392
The sad thing is the Getzlaf rookie line carried them anyway

>>74856424
cash was the only scoring line, everyone else was along for the ride

>rating emery

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>>74856379
Draft some manlets
Trade buff
Give your D bionic limbs so they stop dying
Find some darkhorse Finnish goaler that will meme you to the playoffs before completely collapsing. At least it will build excitement.

Why does hoc go through like 4 generals a day while other sports generals last like a weed?

>>74856456
>Heatley 50 in 07

>>74856442
it was .922 sv%

you were still in elementary school at the time and never actually witnessed the games, so please stop talking

>>74856469
>phoneposting canacuck exposed as a denegerate stoner
dude weed lmao

>>74856469
Because those fags spam the entire board while we stick to our generals. Look at how many apehoop or Brady threads there usually are

>>74856469
same reason the sport is as popular as ever after 3 lockouts

Canada >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shitty ugly stinky smelly Finland

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>>74856480

>>74856469
/hoc/ > divegrass > cricket > handegg > basket > whatever people watch
It's as simply as that

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>>74856469
Usually 2 or 3 people will go into an autistic sperg fest about politics or /int/. This thread has actually been pretty good, just memeing on crosby and shitposting about teams. It has actually been on topic.
Plus it isn't a bunch of tripfags looking to suck each other off with well thought out posts.

>>74856497
Wth i love USA now

>>74856498
>posting regular season stats in a post season discussion

what did he mean by this?

Ottawa was by far the more stacked team, they had the leading goal scorers throughout the playoffs, Getzlaf and Perry, a couple fucking rookies, lead the ducks in scoring. Real stacked.

>>74856550
They memed their way to a win because of Neidermeyer is GOAT Dman. Ottawa was by far the better team

>>74856500
Switch Cricket and Soccer desu. Cricket is quietly the 2nd best general on this board.

>>74856480
>tfw you actually were in elementary school, but got to witness >your team get shat on in the SCF after years of blueballing

>>74856566
Ho Sang dubs confirm

Also dubs and crosby takes Tavares eye out of its socket

>>74856565
Pronger was even better tho. Who did snes have in D? Chris 'own goal' Phillips and a bunch of even nobodier people.

>>74856565
Why isn't Niedermeyer more often ranked? Only defenseman better than him in the modern era is Lidstrom. Maybe Stevens.

>>74856566
Probably, never been in a cricket thread; simply put divegrass 2nd because that's what I watch when I don't watch hokkei

who's watching frozen four

>>74856565
emery shit the bed hard in the finals

no surprise his career never recovered

>>74856588
>Pronger was even better

Then why didnt he win the Conn Smyth? Stop being argumentative for the sake of arguing.

>>74856580
Rerolling, but my dubs means Crosby loses the eye.

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>>74856588
>Chris 'own goal' Phillips

>>74856591
Because hes a meat and potatoes player who didnt care for the dramatics. He just played tough and well, the way a Dman should be

Your daily reminder that in the stacked 2003 draft the Los Angeles Kangs selected Duthtin Bwown

>>74856608
he was also a cokehead

I feel like I have to say this every thread, but just gotta remind you: Snes fans are objectively the best Canadian fanbase.

>>74856567
snes were btfo hard by the lockout
also redden>chara
its a shame really

>>74856599
here. should be a great weekend.

>>74856599
>give the hawks home advantage
Why does the NCAA give anything to that shit school?

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>yfw the Nashville Predators win the Stan Lee Cup

>>74856688
really a shame how little coverage any hockey outside the NHL gets in this fucking country, close to ten sports channels and not a single one showing this. better to simulcast radio broadcasts no one listens to on 3 channels i guess

Anyone watched "Goon 2" yet?
Is it worth it?
Don't think it'll hit cinemas in Denmark.. can hopefully rent it at some point soon

>>74856741
What did they need to say in this one that they didn't say in the original? We really don't want this franchise turning into what Slapshot became.

>>74856741
It wasnt as good as the first, but its defintley hockey kino

>>74856760
Well true, it's not often they make hockey movies like this though

>>74856769
Hard to live up to the first one I guess - Thanks, I'll give it a go when I can

>>74856723
Is it even that surprising? best team in the league and it'll become more evident when it becomes post season time, those delicious 4 lines will give any team a run for their money

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Why do all of the good games have to be on ESPNjew or ESPNnews. Now I'm going to have to look for a stream.

>>74856825
>Finnish goaltending

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>>74856844
It's fucking bullshit. Why does Finland ruin fucking everything?

I finally understand how that Finland hating sperg feels.

>>74856599
Here senpai
Go bulldogs

>>74856905
FUCK YOU you dont deserve Pekka and Juuse

Why is Minnesota chocking this hard?

>>74856844
>non finnish goaltending

>>74856905
How can you hate Finnish goaltendies when Saros is the future and Rinne playing the best he has in years. The only problem Rinne has had was overreliance when he's aging. Now that he can sit every 3 games he can come out fairly well. Plus Saros is the future GOAT

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>>74856940
You're right. We never did anything to deserve this shitty as fuck goal"tending."

Kill yourself, I hate your country now.

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>>74856944
It is tradition.

>>74856956
Pekka doesn't deserve that shitty defending either. Jesus Christ what a shit show.

>>74856952
Rinne continues showing the same problem he's had ever since his poopyhip: extreme inconsistency.

As good as >we are this year, >we're not good enough to overcome inconsistent goaltending. >We really should have made a goaler move at the deadline.

>>74856944
Resting before ploffs

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Professori

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>>74856977

>>74856956
>4 press in the neutral zone
>get fucking walked by one guy
lmfao

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>>74857000
did anyone shoop this last night?

>>74857005
Why didn't the equipment guy sharpen his skates? What the hell is going on in Nashville??

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>>74857000
Lmao the broken finnish is so funny

>>74857031
More concerned with the sideshow and memes than the actual hockey game.

>>74857036
Translate it for me pegga. I used google

Fuck off Eric and Daniel

>>74856987
>making a move for goaltending when you have a starter who's 29-16-8 with a .916 save percentage
that's not even counting Saros with his .927 against all playoff caliber teams (except against the Canes)

Rinne still is playing above average for the league and heating up as of lately

>>74857057
wow rude! what did i do?

>>74857057
What the fuck did I do to you?

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>>74857005
>played out of his fucking mind against >my team that playoffs, only reason the perds even won or had a chance
>completely falls apart vs the sharts
Pisses me off so much

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>>74857062
Hes going to trust Finnish goaltending in the layoffs

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>256 posts
>zero (0) tranpa fans

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>despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

How is it possible to have been on /hoc/ for more than a week and then go and unironically put your trust in >finnish goaltending> It makes no sense.

>>74857057
h-hey

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Who in the NHL has an non-november moustache? Parros was a beauty and I want the stashes to come back.

>>74857120
He doesn't believe in Rinne, Rinne played solid last playoffs except game 7 against teh sharks

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>summer break 2017
>Crosby is on his way in his car to a friend of sorts
>as he's driving he's enjoying the calm summer evening and the setting sun
>when a car approaches from an adjoining road to the left of Crosby
>as Crosby has the right of way, he doesn't think much of it
>but the car doesn't break, it ends up t-boning the fuck out of Crosby's car
>Crosby and his car gets rolled over and ends up on the field beside the road, right side up
>as he regains consciousness he sees a shaddow walking towards him
>it's a man, he comes closer, and Crosby regains his eyesight more and more
>it's Melnyk, who walks up to Crosby, tilts his hat up and says "sorry, didn't see you there bud"
>Melnyk then turns around and as he walks off into the sunset, Crosby sits chocked in his car, concussed worse than ever before and with both wrists shattered into oblivion

>>74857173
>despite all my rage i am still just jonathan toews

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>>74857248
Cal Clusterfuck would occasionally rock one. Not sure if he has recently

>>74857248
does MacLean still sport his walrus stache in Anaheim?

>>74857455
Yes, yes he does

>>74857365
Yeah he's a good one. Very slick look and also a great hockey name.

>>74855656
>greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud?
This phrase sounds so Canadian it hurts

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>>74857248
Kreider could do it but he prefers the token villain look

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>>74857248
>he doesnt rank Prices mustache

Is there anything he cant do?

Factual assertion:

Cody Glass > Nolan Bustrick

Remember this post in 20 years when Glass is voted into the Hall and Bustrick is selling insurance.

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>>74857771
Nolan Patrick is the kind of guy you want on your team. A natural leader, a guy that leads by example. The kind of guy that carries his own bag and gives the equipment guys christmas gifts. The kid puts up numbers but let me tell you hes got grit too. The make em tough up there in Winnipeg. He brings size, skill, and speed to the table. I know whatever team he goes to is going to be very happy. He is a changed man too. There used to be questions about his behavior after he raped and murdered a girl in 2014. But after talking to the kid I know he isn't that guy anymore, he is a real professional now.

>>74857771
>thinking either are as good as Nico Hirschier

>>74857796
>lead by example

If he led by example, the entire Wheat Things roster would be on IR. Funny he's as brittle as his team's namesake.

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>>74856599

too bad my school is shit now, we used to be great

>>74857815
Narco He/she is the fizzle-and-die portion of a firework.

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>>74857902
You now remember 2002

Greg Button (brother of Craig) draft rankings:

1. Cody Glass
2. Henri Jokiharju
3. Skyler MacKenzie
4. Ryan Hughes
5-X. Who cares?

>This is the final
Post yfw

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No homo. If I was stuck in this world with only Sidney and a doctor I would willfully construct my innards into a womb to carry this mans genes into future generations. Thats how much admiration I have for this man and his presence and skill. Would you do the same for your favourite player?

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>>74857958
fuck the gophers, we were supposed to win that for Walsh

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>>74857333
it's true sweedes cant properly meme

waste of trips

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>>74857988
Forgot pic related.

>>74857993
I would feed him with my large intestine if you catch my drift.

Lias andersson is going to emerge as the best prospect in this NHL draft

>>74858013
Luckily it will be warm out so I'll have stuff to do outside instead of watch that shitfest. This is the worst time of year. Everything is still dead but there is no snow.

Last digit of this post detemines Stanley Cup winner.

0: Pens
1: Caps
2: Habs
3: Hawks
4: Jackets
5: Wild
6: Leafs
7: Sharks
8: Blues
9: Oilers

>>74857993
I'd let Shane Doan or Brandon Dubinsky, maybe Bobrovsky

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SHUT IT DOWN THE GOYIM KNOW

>>74858086
Dubs negates this and makes Flames the winner.
Trips and its the Canes.

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>>74858086
DELET THIS

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>>74858086
The truth has been spoken!

I have a beard atm should i just go mustache?

>>74858086
>teams still with a legit shot not on the list
>meme magic is void

>>74858090
Based swedish goaltending

>>74858090
>Reminder that Evander Kane broke Crosbys teeth and didnt get suspended

>>74858196
no one actually believes tranpa gay has a chance

Which two Cup Finals matchups would cause the most butthurt and the most shitposting on /hoc/?

>>74858241
>players losing teeth doesn't happen all the time without any suspensions being given out
...

>>74858253
Caps and Wild

Leafs and Oilers

>>74858253
soilers laffs
reddithawks pongs

>>74858272
i think >rags and wild would be a bigger deal

>>74858253
all canadian final by far

>>74858253
See>>74858013

>>74858271
>Slashs dont happen all the time without suspentions

>>74858245
Was refering to Anahiem actually and nashville can make a good run this year too.

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>>74858272
I dont think caps wild would cause butthurt but certainly lots of shitposting

>>74858253
Most butthurt: Bombston vs Kongs

Most shitposting: Oilcucks vs Laffs

>>74858326
Kongs and boston will both miss playoffs tho

>>74858307
What are you even talking about? What has that to do with the post you replied to?

Lehner was obviously talking about Ristolainen

>>74858348
i think he meant of any possible combinations

>>74858359
Risto was suspended for a clean hit while cryby doesnt even get a minor.