AFL THREAD

RC on BTFO watch.

>other thread not even close to bump limit
kill yourself RC

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who /undefeatedandtopoftheladder/ here?

>>74850512
It's a different game you fuckwit. Posting about a Collingwood and Bulldogs game when there are "literally" two other teams in the OP does not make any sense.

>hurr just make a general

No fuck that. Generals are destroying /afl/, now we only do game threads.

>reality check >weing this poomunity

fucking hell looks like I'll be avoiding /sp/ all weekend with this autismo pretending to call the shots

won't come back even to see his tears when the doggies inevitably rape collingwood and he goes on about mclachlan somehow manipulating the outcome

Am I an /afl/ institution?

>>74850479
>YA GOODN TIBBA GANOO
you can tell this one has really gotten to him

Christ RC you are a fucking faggot

reality cunt on reverse nostradamus watch.

>>74850526
>posting that shit skin Waleed

Get out

>>74850739
Based off his tip last night, he made no money.

>>74850766
keep it simple, he's only twelve or something, he won't get that reference

>mayne late in
kek well worth the $500k now

>>74850770
Will Australia ever be rid of bogans or nah?

>>74850766
Quasimodo predicted all of this you know

>>74850770
Based

>>74850776
>Magpies go nuts in free agency / trades
>Two significant gets were named as emergencies and one is out injured (implying Wells is ever NOT injured)

It's good that Mayne is in, but fuck me why bother recruiting seasoned players if you're not going to play any come Round 1

>>74850777
australia will be completely rid of white people if waleed has his way

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Christ have they let the interns take charge on afl.com lately

>all these plebian """experts""" saying Mitchell and Lewis are the recruits of the year
If you don't think it's Steele for a future late second rounder then you shouldn't be paid to give your opinion

>>74850789
Overrated """"journalist"""" who comes across as an uppity, pretentious prick but has the race/religion card so he can't be called out for it

>>74850789
ah wow, can't tell if this is ironyposting or not. Holy shit if you're actually this frightened and hateful.

>>74850797
I agree, but Mitchell is a very good fit.

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>>74850739
My thoughts exactly, which is why I will continue posting canoes.

>>74850797
Lewis will be lauded as recruit of the year if Melbourne make finals, which is unlikely given the thumping St Kilda will probably give them.

>>74850798
He tries to build his profile as >le smart, secular educated Muslim academic, but he goes into his shell when he gets exposed like with Christopher Hitchens on QandA

im going to allow this abomimation of a thread for the moment i guess, its nice to see someone putting effort into keeping /afl/ alive even if it's a dogshit meme effort

however i will use this opportunity to keep the "poomunity" in check. your threads are hereby on notice and every OP will be rated and reviewed.

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>Score
1.5/10

>Comments
Intriguing OP picture if not completely basic. Would like to see it in an aesthetic transparent version. Only reason the thread scored any points at all. Attempt to force a gimmick on the OP post is shameful and horrific. Lack of information is but one of many horrendous detractors on this shitpile of an OP.

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TURBO AUTIST OP is apart of the "OG /afl/ Elite" as well as back-to-back member if the All Australian Autist Team and a well respected pioneer of both au/sp/ and /afl/.

>tfw turbo autist OP has been replaced by an even bigger sperg.
Sad.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Fuck generals. I like this bold new direction for the AFL contingent on /sp/

>>74850817
THANK YOU BASED TURBO

>>74850821
elite file name

>>74850815
Not to mention his entire show is arguably the worst panel / news show on Australian television.
Peter Helliar has never been funny.

>>74850815
>>74850832

I mean at least you guys are critiquing him on whether he's a good journalist/TV host. There are so many rednecks who literally dislike him cos he's a muslim. I also think there are heaps of people who dislike him for that same reason and are racist, but they pretend it's for critical reasons, when in reality they're probably uneducated and after they're done complaining about him they turn on married at first sight or my kitchen rules.

>mad at waleed
lmao poofs

>>74850817
kys WABA

VIPBox says this match starts in about 25 minutes, is that right?

I figure it'll be nearly 5am anyway, but my insomnia isn't going away, and that's the only time I get to watch Aussie Rules.

>>74850855
My Kitchen Rules is basically professional wrestling if it were a cooking competition, m80

>>74850864
yeah starts at 7:50

>>74850817
>Lack of information is but one of many horrendous detractors on this shitpile of an OP.

I "literally" told you who was going to win.

Oh you want the venue? The timeslot? The players? Do you really think that shit is necessary on a fucking 4chan thread?

>>74850872
So, fake and over the top?
I'll admit from what I've seen it's one of the less cancerous reality shows plaguing our TVs atm.

imagine getting btfo by turbo autist OP lmao

Charlie Pickering is FAR worse than Waleed Aly

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Australia on 4th reich watch

>>74850479
>220% interest

Just use odds like a normal person you fucking autist

So I've just been searching the AFL teams that I know of (The two in this match and my buddy's club, St Kilda) and it appears they're all in Melbourne.

I know close to nothing about Oz, is Melbourne your NYC or something? How many goddamn teams play there?

>>74850892
straffGOD will save this country by predicting these events before they unfold

>>74850884
>less cancerous
dead wrong, its absolute garbage
would honestly take another season of big brother over the absolute monday night raw-tier fake feuds, shite acting and Pete Evans' obnoxious cuntery of MKR

All viewers of the block should be executed also

DO NOT REPLY TO THE PROXY

>>74850902
AFL originated in Victoria and is an extension of the Victorian Football Leage, so of the 18 teams 10 of them are in Victoria, 9 of those being in Melbourne

>>74850893
>I can't use math x(

PLEASE
WATCH
>OUR
SPORT

Stream for foreign plebs
http://livetv-free.com/btsport1.php

Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.

Good to be back with you all again this year, I have dearly missed you. As I mentioned at the end of last season I thought I would stop running the Team. That decision didn't sit well with me so I have decided to change the format. I will instead encourage you all to vote as you have in previous years and I will collect them round by round, I will post in the event of a tied otherwise I will keep the Round's winner private. I will then post a mid-season team of our finest Autist's to date and then the final 2017 Team at the end of the regular season with any updates during Finals added come Grand Final day.

For a refresher, here are your 2015-2016 Teams;

The 2016 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
>Bikecunt
>The Wolf of SportsBet
>"/mu/ Defender and Failed Janitor" Duo
>"Autistic Straffo Stalker" Guy
>Mr and Mrs. Selwood aka Joel Selwood's Biggest Fan(s)
>The Autist, The Banker and The Suicide King - WAautist.
>The Lawyers of /afl/
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy

The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy

I will now begin monitoring the threads making note of all nominations. Good luck to you and your Team this year.

>>74850912
I'm assuming you mean me. Nope, not a proxy. Ohio, USA. Just, you know, can't sleep. My best friend is from Syndey, and he keeps trying to get me to try out for the local Aussie Rules club, but I don't know enough about the sport, so I figured I should watch it as much as possible. Live and talking to actual Australians is even better.

>>74850916
>I can't use normal terms because of my need to be oh contrary

>>74850479
>Right now you can get 220% interest backing Collingwood to win this one on Crownbet


Daily reminder that betting is degenerate and immoral

>>74850932
>tfw I have 4 entries from the 2015 team and 6 from 2016

who can stop me?

>>74850937
>degenerate and immoral

Nah, just a waste of money. Throwing it at something you have no control over is kind of stupid.

>>74850932
kys my man

>>74850817
if you weren't part of the original /afl/ threads you are still an absolute freshie

and your OPs are pretty shit

>>74850933
>Sydney

Surprised he isn't shilling for you to play rugby

>>74850943
Autism hall of fame when

>>74850911
Surely you can list-off quite a few current reality shows worse though...

>The Block
>Married at First Sight
>7 year switch
>I'm a Celebrity Get me out of here
>The Bachelor
>The Voice
>The X-Factor

These are off the top of my head, and were I forced to choose, I'd probably take MKR...

>>74850936
It has nothing to do with being contrary, it's to make the bet sound more exciting.

If I were to say, right now on crownbet the odds are at 3.20-1, it would sound needlessly convoluted and lose its zest.

>>74850932
Surprised the >le Nommed XDXD guy never got voted in

>>74850951
>taking MKR over The Block
absolute pleb

>>74850932
there is a direct correlation between you trying to force this retarded shit and the decline of /afl/

kys

>>74850948
I know less about rugby than I do about AFL, and he knows that. Apparently there are multiple forms of rugby? (League, Union, Sevens?) Just weird.

AFL is close enough to soccer, american football, and the very basic parts of rugby that I do understand, that I can still follow it.

>>74850951
Masterchef is about the only cooking comp show worth watching

>>74850957
I enjoy cooking. There's probably more relevance to me there. Though the fake drama over cooking is more cringeworthy than say a roof falling down, I'll admit.

>>74850963
Is it? I don't watch any of these shows so IDK how it compares to MKR.

>SBS & ABC masterrace here

>>74850961
Well in relation to your previous question, Rugby League over here more than half the teams are based in NSW in and around Sydney

>>74850944
The betting industry is degenerate and immoral

>>74850955
based RC using his elite advertising skills to enliven these threads

>>74850957
MKR is much better than the Block.

The Block is "literally" 'how a bogan would build an apartment if given money and resources'

>>74850971
>SBS & ABC masterrace

Embarrassing m8

>>74850980
Don't ever think you can reply to me again you worthless piece of shit.

reminder that if you watch anything other than footy and food network on free to air tv, you are a massive faggot

and if any of you even suggest that you pay the treasonous jew for television, i will ligitimately dox and execute you

>>74850986
you're just part of the leejun mindhive. Any time I reply to anonymous I'm "literally" replying to you. Deep down you know this to be true.

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Round 1 Reminder

Chris Mayne won't get more than 7 disposals, screen cap

Dustin Martin on 30 & 3 watch

>>74851001
>b-but muh pressure acts

>>74850958
Literally this.

>inb4 LE NOMMED XDXD
Hilarious and original.

>using the OST from Man of Steel in your replay of the 2016 Grand Final
Isn't this copyright?

>That McDonald's ad
>Gourmet Creations

wait, hold on. what

>>74850958
>>74851013
I'm gonna need some peer reviewed academic studies on this correlation thanks.

>>74851001
>implying napoleon won't "literally" be dynamite" tonight

>>74851032
t. Nat Fyfe

this game is on tv here for some reason.
how does this "sport" work?

>>74851000
Unfortunately I missed this because I was actually watching the game as opposed to shitposting.
I don't understand how someone could be so butt-blasted though, Grand Finals with Sydney as the losers are the best Grand Finals

>>74851050
Kick ball through the big sticks while trying not to be killed by the opposing team

>>74851023
McDonalds here is aping upmarket burger joints to try to stay ahead.

>>74851050
What >>74851062 said. Also you can't toss the ball to a teammate, you have to kick it or punch it out of your hand. And you have to bounce it while you run. Every 10 yards, I believe?

Did you fags end up filling your SC league?

dropped my milk on the carpet lads

>>74851070
Just

>>74851068
who the hell is ever going to read all this

>>74851067
I don't know what the fuck a yard is but if 10 yards = 15 metres then yes

>>74851073
connie

>>74851074
yard = 3 feet or .91 metres

>>74851071
I made tea. It's herbal, so I can sleep. Also because /commonwealth/

I pulled the string off the bag before I got it in the cup.

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Who /a/fl here
Tomehto

lol is this the womens match or what lads?

Is it raining in melbourne? Seems pretty crappy tonight

>>74851079
Yeah, I know a meter is 39 inches, a yard is 36

>>74851089
Yeah, Moana Hope is #39 for the Bulldogs

blair fucking sucks

>>74851095
*scrappy

>>74851089
>you now realise Brisbane or Adelaide (probably Brisbane) supporters will be falling back on >but muh wimmens all season

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>>74851088
>posting worst yuru
akari is best yuru m8

Was convict around when the dogs won the flag?

>>74851118
He turned up for a bit on Grand Final Day after they won, was tops.

Its cool when the crowd is hype like this.

Who's at home here? or is the crowd pretty well split? Seems like the cheers are mostly equal for either team.

>>74851131
both teams are based out of the same city

>>74851131
Its neutral, half the teams in the league are from melbourne.

>>74851131
Both teams are based in Melbourne but the game is being played at Collingwood's home ground

>Pies
Just Kilda yourselves

>>74851131
Please ask more questions big strong american, thread is slow.

Sick of the doggies already, if they were playing anyone other than collingwood I wouldn't be backing them

Pies on SHOOK watch

Oooh that last goal was pretty. Don't know much, but that was a nice play, right? The little tap to the teammate and the long kick for the goal?

...Now I know how my ex felt watching hockey.

#sackbucks #buckleyout

How do I hide hickeys lads

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/a/fl

>>74851163
wear a nice scarf

Good hit tbqh

>>74851166
post more

that's fucked up

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>>74851181
/a/delaide

>>74851157
http://www.saintsmembership.com.au

You have to give these guys your credit card details to post in this thread

>state of American goal kicking

Good to see Collingwood's disposal is as good as ever

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>it's a FDOTM posts a Straffoist essay with pictures episode

>>74850980
In all honesty, they don't even show how they build the house. They just show the drama shit like an argument at Bunnings or
>WHO STOLE THE WHEELBARROW?!
and crap like that. An utterly useless show.

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>>74851185
>runners

>>74851201
>an argument at Bunnings

You don't need a TV show for that when you can just go to Bunnings

kek

KEK

K E K

The absolute state of Collingwood's big name recruit

The bulldogs are honestly shit. They literally won the premiership off of luck.

johanisen is rubbish, worst norm smith in a decade

>>74851215
Trip on RC

just found RC's reddit account lads
he's a mod too

Is BT /ourguy/ ?

Did the place end up getting more tripfags than usual?

>>74851229
>RC does it for free
so fitting

>>74851232
Without a doubt
Thank you based BT

>>74851232
Yes

>>74851215
>won 4 straight games against higher ranked teams to take the Grand Final

Not even a doggies supporter but come on lad, you don't luck out 4 games

>>74851218
Butchered it like crazy in the GF, judges must have just looked at the stats sheet

>>74851099

C L O K E
L
O
K
E

Very insightful commentary, BT.

ENTIRE COLLINGWOOD FANBASE ON POOICIDE WATCH
BASED ELITE CLOKEY

PIES FERALS GET KEKED FROM OUTSIDE 50
HAHAHAHA

Joffa shook

Joffa on literal suicide watch

Another great disposal from Blair

BASED CLOKE

All these ANGERY pies supporters

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>those reactions

Typical toothless supporters

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED

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>1.5

GET AROUND ME BOYS

>cop that Joffa

BASED BT

>>74851257
commentary is the worst thing about this sPOOrt

>collingwood

>>74851283
I already miss Dennis

>>74851278
The absolute state of this cunt's head

That fucking Cloke goal ahahahahaha

I live for collingwobble tears boys

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>>74851293
same lad.

Do you agree with Carey has sports science has gone mad?

>>74851278
>for myne

>the scam that is Sportsbets Same-Game Multi

How do they keep getting away with it

>>74851313
probably something to do with them posting funny memes on the facebooks

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>>74851313

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>>74850479
>Collingwobble will be too stronk

>Teaching your son it's okay to wear v-necks and have female sports idols

Might as well put the dicks in his ass yourself, mum.

>>74851308
Wayne Carey is a sports science denier

>>74851324
you're not american you filthy fucking liar get out of here you liar

>>74851324
Well aren't you a champion. How old are you?

>>74851331
totally am, ask me anything

Will Martin win the brownlow?

>>74851309
>one of the absolute superstars of the modern game, love the way he goes about it

>>74851334
why do you spell it 'mum' you big liar

>>74851335
Will Martin is a singer m8

>>74851335
Will Martin is a classical crossover singer m8

>>74851339
Because it was a commercial for an aussie store, on an aussie channel, featuring aussies

>>74851320
I agree with you but it's only quarter time m8, 20 points is nothing these days

I seriously can't take that worst tripcunt on this board seriously after his face reveal

>>74851344
nah I'm onto you mate I'm watchin you

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here's is some quality /afl/ content

>>74850479
based RC and his 'le shit tips' gimmick

>>74851346
How goods still being undoxed

>>74851350
Guns, soccer, diabetes, MAGA, lock her up, McDonald's, Taco Bell is my favorite mexican restaurant

Believe me now?

>>74851336
He's literally offers nothing but cliches, he must suck some mean executive dick to be where he is

>lost it in the lights

BT in damage control for exposed shitters

who /bet/ here?

>>74851363
You're a bit less suspicious but I'm still keeping a close eye on you

>>74851363
soccer's not very american

>>74851353
10/10

>>74851372
Australian bookies universally suck so not any more

>>74851353
Fucking brilliant

Bulldogs on ELITE watch

>>74851382
But calling it soccer is.

>>74851385
>not using Pinnacle
Pleb.

>A woman in the coaches box
Pies just Kilda yourself

Honestly the Toyota girl isn't even cute or funny anymore, she's just annoying

>>74851402
>someone from /bet/ actually knows about Pinnacle

Sorry, I had assumed you were one of the usual >muh bet365 shills

>>74851405
Same with Trivagogirl 2bph, she hit a wall... HARD

Why do Collingwood fans hate Cloke so much? They basically gave him away for free because Bucks didn't want him anymore. Was he supposed to retire instead of extend his career?

>>74851412
Because they're of the opinion if he isn't playing for Collingwood then he should be playing for nobody

>>74851412
>collingwood fans
>being at all reasonable

come on

>>74851353

Fuck this is some advanced shitposting.

Reality Check on aborted narrative watch

>>74851412

bcuz you sposta boo former players retard

das it mayne

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>disliking ever player with an objectively shit haircut

fuck you johanissen I hate you cunt

based blair

>>74851452
so every football player ever?

Is the bont even playing?

>>74851452
LIKE POTTERY

>>74850984
If you watch anything else regularly, you are a goy for the consumerist shill culture we live in.

Johanissen is a closet homo isn't he.

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>Getting your hair cut like the BSA BBC nigger
Disgusting

anyone else really like collingwood now that maxwell and clone are gone :3

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>>74851458
>>74851469

>>74851472
>exclusively watching literal propaganda

Just don't watch TV at all

>Black people with blonde hair
Cultural appropriation

le 7 point play

>>74851494
Some abos somehow naturally have blondish hair tbf

>>74851513
Some of them are naturally fair skinned too and fully legit, trust me bruv

THE FIX IS IN

This is more exciting than last year's grand final t b h lads

Lads i cant another year of those AAMI ads and that annoying fucking song.

>>74851536
Lucky you're with AAMI

>>74851536
Lucky you're with AAMI

Is fasolo, dare I say it, elite?

>Cloke career behinds for Collingwood: 360
>Cloke career behinds for Bulldogs: 0 (ZERO)

>>74851536
Lucky you're with Amy
U
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Y
Y
U
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I
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A
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M
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>>74850958

Good post.

And a reminder to the sea of obvious freshcunts to stop replying to trips.

>>74851541
>>74851545
>mfw I used to say that to my ex named Amy all the time.

Probably why she left me.

>>74851553
He'll disappear for the next half and 2 - 3 games

>bont 23 sc points in the first half

I had a bad feeling, shouldnt have picked him.

>>74851561

>mfw I knew a kid named Lachie who dated an Amy in year 10

Breddy gud laffs

Why are games so high scoring last year and now this year? Is it because fast space football is the current meta, along with the new boundary interpretation?

>>74851569
Are you my sister?.

heard johanissen is a poof lads

Dogs getting EXPOSED desu

Only in it because of Collingwood's goalkicking

>>74851571
fast pace meta plus cunts can't duck into tackles anymore, get fucked Selwood.

Based RC, good call m8

>>74851571
Last year wasn't that high scoring. It dropped away after the first few rounds.

That fucking wog fasolo tearing it up lads

>>74851577

I'm whatever you want me to be xx

How do we fix Straffo?

>>74851600
why would we want to?

Reality Check on tipping GOD watch.

>>74851578
Do you have any peer reviewed academic sources to justify this claim?

>>74851611
yeah lad, heard it from good sources close to the bulldogs

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>I just love the way he goes about it
>yeah that's great couldn't have said it any better myself, Lingy
>wow
When's the GOAT commenting?

>>74851611
I reviewed his haircut and concluded he's a faggot

>>74851616

Every special comments guy sucks, Wayne carey thinks he's saying something insightful but he really isn't.

maybe I've missed it, but has it been pointed out before that straffo has an old twitter account with an extra 40k tweets?

https://twitter.com/OldStraffo

bretty good stream:
www(dot)vipbox(dot)nu/aussie-rules/453430/2/collingwood-magpies-vs-western-bulldogs-stream.html

>>74851628
>protected

noooooooooooooooo

that probably has all the creepy shit he says to girls

>>74851628
bit of a newfig here

can I have a quick rundown on this man?

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Literally HOW can this cunt think this photo makes him look good

fat loser that other fat losers make fun of to make themselves feel better

Which team is Hayne on and who are these teams?

>>74851640
Dude, he already clarified he is bad at taking selfies.

If he was good at it he would look like Ryan Gosling.

>>74851640
HOLY SHIT
He keeps getting fatter.

>>74851646
g'day straffo

>>74851646
hey straffo

>>74851648
hey bsa

>>74851640
Literally looks worse than a mugshot.

>>74851648
This is delicious bait, I must take it.

>>74851650
eating maccas every day will do that to you

>>74851640
Straffo
More like Fatto

>>74851646
I'm not fat.

>>74851640
hahaha holy shit

this is his actual pic

>>74851657

Okay, but what's a behind?

hey >>74851646 I am >>74851638

can you please tell me about yourself?

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>>74851640
his face literally looks shrunken lel

>>74851673
When the ball travels between a tall post and a short post or otherwise crosses the goal line without being off a kick from the correct side, worth 1 point

>>74851680
Stroffo

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>fasahlo

>>74851673
hello BIG STRONG american, are you enjoying our sport? yes? i hope so!

please stay in /afl/ as long as you desire, please continue to watch and enjoy our sport

>>74851640
The face of a man hurtin

reality cunt on couldn't predict breakfast watch.

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>>74851686
>>74851680

>mfw I find out the Clive Palmer normiebook page is actually the man himself and not just ironic memeposting

Holy fuck the guy has lost his damn mind.

Lads would it be too autistic to join a footy team if I've never played in a team before?

treloar GOAT

>>74851686

It's an older meme but it checks out.

>>74851708

Playing a sport isn't autistic.

See how you go through training and stuff.

Woah..... an infront

Bulldogs being exposed and making Collingwood look better than they actually are

>change the channel to avoid WAFL
>Footloose is on

Sweet

It's over. Bulldogs are to go back into the shadows for another 60 + years.

My first behind

was nice

>>74851728
they're called goals lad

Bont showing up a bit now.

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>>74851720

>implying

>>74851754

Are the Dawgs elite?

>>74851761
They hadn't been for 63 years until last years final series. Time will tell if they remain so this year.

>>74851765
Show her straffo

>>74851765
I'd be friends with that bloke.

>>74851708
No. Join training and see how you go.

You'll probably be shit but people will be happy to encourage you.

>>74851765
She's right though, her date is the cunt

>>74851785

This is like the second game of the season right?

>>74851765
>choker
>feminist
Her type always loves wild sex 2bh

>>74851708
Play a manly sport. Like chess.

>>74851765
How do i get a date lads?

>>74851808
I already do

>>74851765
>choker
+10 to daddy issues

>mens afl
triggered beyond belief lads.

>>74851807
Chokers are basically a blackbelt in sucking dick 2bh

based blair

>>74851761

Comparable to the Baltimore Ravens in that they came out of nowhere to break the grasp of two to three elite teams on the league.

>>74851811
have a firm handshake and make eye contact

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>>74851808
>not playing both footy and chess

>>74851812
Then you're fine m8

>>74851801

I agree, but you're making the mistake of assuming any of this actually happened.

>tfw job interview next week
>tfw it's for an actual internship and not just beer money

Scared.jpg

just anime'd my animes in the anime, lads

drops the ball, no free kick kek RC was right the dogs can't keep getting away with this

>>74851840
You'll be right m8, believe in yourself

>>74851850
trip on RC

>>74851840
Good luck m8

Youll do fine

Sunday Night on 7 promoting literal witch doctors now

>>74851855
>>74851857

Thanks m8s needed to hear it even if just from internet strangers.

Wtf kinda name is suckling

Suckling

>>74851806
correct

I think I just saw the Dawgs own them