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FP1 DONE
FP2 ON NOW
Countdown to Melbourne:
>whenisf1on.com
or
>f1countdown.com
Session times in your time:
>f1calendar.com
Summer Steam:
>rabb.it/spf1general
/f1/ FantasyGP.com League
>Passcode: 9637387
Hila
First for FWL
>ferrari can save us
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
season is ogre
mwl
Access to stream how?
Is the rabbit stream dead now?
Should probably remove it next OP
>>74850094
>having as poor standards as a Rupert Murdoch publication
>Sauber
xth for IT'S FERRARI'S TURN
>7am (yurop)
>wake up
>watch FP2
>Merc leads
2017 confirmed MWL
see you 2018
>ericsshit
>>74850031
>Australia It's dark, I'm scared, can you hold my hand?
>There is a mattress in this room, that's weird...
>Why are you locking the door?
>>74850114
i cant read
TRACTOR CUNT
Cock
At least it was with only 4 minutes to go.
>>74850104
same, AFL is disgusting
>>74850114
>Binland reading comprehension
For me it's Marcus Ericsson.
ERIC'S SON
Eric's son playing on the beach
>Lelwis wins lol
Another year of pure nightmare.
SON OF ERIC
>literally sweden in F1 form
>being this cucked
>>74850128
I'd like to at her flavored noodles if you know what I mean.
>and if you don't I mean boiled in her urine
Who has the best chin on grid?
My vote goes for Ericsson.
Any streams that work on mobile?
how does sauber manage to have the ugliest livery year after year
>>74850158
Yes
>>74850157
Maldonado had the most impressive one. Webber too.
We've lost the largest ones.
LGTSS
>/F1/ ACTUALLY BELIEVED FERRARI HAD CAUGHT MERCEDES
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH FALLING FOR SKY MARKETING THREE YEARS KN A FUCKING ROW
MWL HWL ALL SEASON JUST GO HOME ITS FINISHED LADS
TRACTORCUNT STALKS HIS PREY
>>74850169
>forgetting Mr. David Coulthard
>Sauber locking up under the VSC
JUST
>>74850155
Well that is one why to get rid of limescale.
Well, this was fun
>>74850157
>>74850169
nobody can beat the crimson chin himself
>>74850180
u wot m8
>>74850180
>crimson chin
I'm fairly sure it's Chin Crimson
>AFLA
>>74850168
oh thank you
>>74850171
I just wanted a edition to go with that pic
>>74850158
>>74850168
>>74850188
Who is the one being a cunt with stream info now cunt?
How come Williams is the only team with a lower, secondary "T-wing"?
Is it just shit?
>Sauber
>Haas
>Renault
>Williams
SAVE US FERRARI
>Hamilton's physio
Oh baby
>>74850201
>SAVE US RED BULL
FTFY
SAVE US BOTTAS
[spoiler]dont let the nigcunt win[/spoiler]
>>74850201
Kimi is looking more thick, tight, solid.
>>74850197
Williams took their coanda exhaust off during a practice session towards the end of 2013 to test the 2014 spec (ie banned coanda), and the car went from backmarker to midfield.
They couldn't come up with decent aerodynamics if they had a supercomputer, a wind tunnel, and an entire team of aerodynamicists. But they do.
"I want to go home..."
>>74850220
I wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight Kimi can get
>Jo, Lee, and Palmer dead last
Ayy
See kids, that wasn't so bad without Daryl, now was it :)
>>74850222
>"I want to go home"
>"I miss Vivian"
>"mfw forgot to wear lipstick"
>"mfw still not Schumacher"
>>74850231
for you
Good to see sky trying to get the pit passes revoked at race one wondering into teams hospitality units
Since when did Symonds do Sky?
>>74850231
was his acestream the one that ended with a48?
>had to wake up at 7am when I can sleep all day just so I can watch free practice
I fucking hate Australia
>>74850265
Since Williams fired him, and no other team was dumb enough to hire him.
>>74850265
he's joined for this season as their new technical analyst
he seems surprisingly good at being a journalist, just doesn't have the voice to be a good presenter
>>74850268
No. His was the one with """""donation memes"""""
>>74850269
>I had one wake up at a normal hour instead of being a lazy fuck
Sounds like you should be thanking Aussie 2bh
mmmmm that redbull wedge
>>74850269
>work at 7 in the morning
>stay up till 2
I'm fucked
>>74850276
Ffs, why can't they get Anderson.
>>74850280
dat f1 HYPE
>>74850269
I don't have an opinion about Croatia, because it's a completely irrelevant country.
>>74850281
Gary's gone a bit senile over the past few years
>wake up
>check results
>MWL
F-Forza ferrari?
>>74850288
How so
>>74850269
>its a yurofag complaining about racetimes episode
jej
>>74850284
I honestly can't name a single person from Croatia
What do they even do?
>>74850279
>tfw you will never be a hot slut
why even take hormones
Symonds has to wear his jeans lower to accommodate his gut.
How the fuck do people let themselves get like that?
>>74850305
I honestly can't name a single person from NZ either
>>74850310
t. under 30 years old
>>74850310
Ted untucks his shirt and looks unprofessional to hide his gut
>>74850307
Yes, why even take hormones?
>>74850312
>cant even name frodo
>>74850313
t. bingedrinking landwhale who has never exercised in his life
>>74850313
>implying you don't just have to reduce carbs and increase cardio to compensate for slower metabolism
>>74850312
t. F1 casual
Ferrari look strong enough to challenge Mercedes all season
Stop saying MWL, it's not like they have a 2s gap
Why is coverage on Sky UK so much better than on Sky Germany? At shitty timed races like the Australian GP, they cover the FP1-3 with barely 15 minutes of extra coverage on top of that, while Ted is still interviewing the paddock on Sky UK now. Sky K seems to have way more extra coverage in general. Are Brits more autistic about F1?
>>74850324
>he thinks McLaren is a New Zealand team
>>74850326
MWL?
I've been away
>>74850305
>>74850324
t. F1 casual
>who is Mario Andretti
>>74850334
Still a kiwi's name lad
He said he can't even name 1
Have we found the hidden speedy kiwi yet?
>>74850317
Got to make your dick hard somehow, anon.
V8 TIME, CUNTS
>>74850329
Sky Germany and Italy don't have the same budget as Sky UK, Murdoch even forced those two to share Sky UK's skypad and production staff so he could skimp on spending money and keep more for himself
v8 time boiz
Jesus christ Waters that was close.
>>74850339
>Mario Gabriele Andretti is an Italian American former racing driver
>Nationality: American
>>74850329
I often suspect Sky knows their UK coverage is the most watched/stolen, so put the most resources and focus into it.
>>74850312
oh lorde
Ferrari you shit car
You are so slow and shit
Why are so so shit
>>74850360
born in Croatia lad
I bet you think Rosbeta is German too
>this will be the most exciting racing all weekend
>tfw your husbando is still nowhere near top 5
D-don't worry Nico-chan we'll get there one day
; _ ;
>SHANE
>VAN
>CRASHBERGEN
>>74850343
I don't understand. My dick? Your dick? I thought hormones fucked your dick up.
>>74850372
>Mick Schumacher
>born in Switzerland
>lived his whole life in Switzerland
>"""German"""
Why is this allowed
WEW
>>74850402
almost matches victorian police laws
>>74850372
I never forced Mario Andretti to claim he was American, but that's what he is lad.
Same with Bossberg and Max, I never made them change their nationality they did that themselves on their own free will
V8 supercars sound good desu
>Nissan races with an Altima instead of GTR or some shit
loving this laugh
>caffeine shampoo
what
why
>>74850392
>SIMONA
>DE
>CRASHVESTRO
What are the long runs like? Is Merc still half a second in front?
>>74850402
>200€
It's over Hulk is finished!
>>74850402
>€200 fine
Lucky he isn't driving for Force India any longer.
Fuck, this reminds me of my A-Level results.
Screwed them up royaly along the year so that I needed to average 100% in my remaining exams to get an overall 60% (FP1 & FP2)....
But still remained positive and hopeful that I could get the job done and get some good results (FP3 & QUALLY)
There's still a chance that Ferrari can do it.....amarite??
>>74850417
Body shape lad
http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/
Supercars stream
>>74850433
I'm more than fine with them using the Altima desu, not everyone can afford a GTR
>its another MWL season
when will suffering end
>>74850433
Not even the current body shape, what are they doing
>>74850419
>this is the closest Simona will get to F1 ever
>red bull complaining other teams have too much money
GET FUCKED ROLY POLY
>>74850448
>>74850445
Actually I'm all shit because they opened up the rules for body's and engines this year didn't they. Though I suppose they are just carrying on with last year's specs because they are constant
>>74850448
they're afraid of getting utterly BTFO again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV-_zeAaI60
>>74850418
Agressive marketing targeting insecure men. It works brilliantly.
>>74850470
Can you even buy an Altima anywhere with a V8 engine (obviously not the supercars one since thats a race special)?
I'm guessing no since >Nissan
>>74850455
>implying she didn't suck Maldonado's cock that one time
>check fp times
>MWL
WHY
>Foxtel
>>74850485
meant for >>74850452
>>74850483
Nah don't think you can
It was branded as an altima because that's what the body looked like when the rules were 4 door saloon cars, 2 door coupes are allowed now but I think they have to use a v6 turbo or some shit that throws a spanner in the works.
>>74850497
>2 door coupes are allowed now but I think they have to use a v6 turbo or some shit that throws a spanner in the works.
Not until next year iirc.
>and I don't think V6's are tied to coupes
saw the FA/-18 Hornet from my room lads
breddy cool
good morning. how did sauber do?
>>74850507
t. chair force recruiter
>>74850507
Hornets are pleb.
>>74850497
>>74850505
Is V8 supercars popular in Aus?
>call it V8 super cars
>use V6 turbo
le jej
Also there was some talk of Nissan switching to the GTR: http://www.speedcafe.com/2016/10/04/nismo-want-explore-gt-r-gen2-supercar/
>>74850513
t. Dong Feng
>>74850518
F-111s were cooler than Hornets I agree desu
>>74850418
makes balding men think they can energize their scalp, even though caffeine is just a drug that blocks sleep hormones lol
I just woke up.....
Lads please tell me it isn't MWL again...
PLEASE
>>74850440
webm of crash?
>>74850542
don't worry, ferrari are sandbagging
>>74850542
It is
>>74850505
I thought it was this year but no one has chosen one until next year.
And I'm not sure if they are tied together or not but V6's are in now (or next year)
>>74850527
Hasn't been called V8 supercars for a couple of years now (maybe just changed last year I can't remember I only call it V8s)
Just Supercars now
>>74850518
this looked so good irl, sucks that they stopped doing it
>>74850542
failrari half a sec behind
>>74850547
jesus christ I fucking hope so, I can't take another season of the carbabby actually doing well
>be me
>get hype
>get up at 5:45am to watch FP2
NOTHING IS SOLVE
why did I even think it would be different..
>>74850527
>Is V8 supercars popular in Aus?
It's popularity is declining rapidly due to being paywalled on Foxtel (Aus Murdock subscription TV).
Heaps of people I know used to talk about it, but not anymore.
All so the Bernie wannabe's running it can squeeze more money out of the series.
>>74850570
It seems more and more every year people here only care about the NZ race and Bathurst. Definitely in decline here too
>>74850558
Should have seen it at Riverfire in Brisbane every year.
Fucker would light the whole place up.
>long exposure shot, obviously
By the looks of it we're in for another MWL despite the rule changes, which means that the next ~3 years will be MWL, too.
F1 will not survive that.
>>74850587
The funny part is, (like I said) it's dying because of the paywall, but they're also about to allow V6 turbos, and what do you think the bogans will blame in 5/10 years time when the decline becomes terminal?
>>74850400
You have the genes of your parents and they are the ones who bring you up.
Go to America if you don't like the European system.
>>74850588
>literally back to the future in the sky
fugg
>>74850609
>V6 turbos killed our motorsport
Damn sounds familiar
>>74850595
>F1 will be dead soon
t. 2000
t. 2001
t. 2002
t. 2003
t. 2004
t. 2005
t. 2006
t. 2007
t. 2008
t. 2009
t. 2010
t. 2011
t. 2012
t. 2013
t. 2014
t. 2015
t. 2016
>>74850612
>go to America
>Mick still driving for Germany
Good advice there schluchti
>>74850558
>you will never see a F-111 do a dump and burn IRL
why live?
>>74850631
you will never see a dump and burn IRL
You can come over and watch me take a shit after I eat some Mexican food if you want.
You can't fap though.
Ok, maybe.
Did Arrive Well just say the media's questions are "copy/paste"
Becuase topkek
>>74850631
my uncle had an apartment in Surfers similar to this webm. it was surreal to look down on it weaving between buildings
fucking ferrari
every fucking season
>>74850620
Of course, I meant, if you want your children to be of a different nationality than yours.
>Mercedes a solid second faster in the longruns
This is it, I'm done with Formula 1.
Why don't you guys watch NASCAR? Seems way better
>>74850675
I watch motogp, it's much better
>>74850675
V8's > NASCAR
F1 > Indy
Why watch the lesser series?
>>74850657
that is literally the coolest thing ever
maybe only surpassed by the Saturn V
>>74850677
GAS THE BIKES
RACE CAR NOW
>>74850657
Real aviation enthusiasts always hated the dump & burn as it showed nothing of the superb characteristics of this aircraft. Dump & burn was always a complete wank. Strictly for petrol-head morons.
>>74850675
Does Nascar still do Chase for the Cup?
>>74850718
I have no idea
>>74850714
>Real aviation enthusiasts always hated
"Real" anything enthusiasts are always mad at things normies like
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74850704
EZ There Germany, you're not allowed to make such jokes.
>>74850752
I'll have your bike, too
>Gay Car
>Pussywagon
why is V8 Supercars so based?
>be me
>went to take a shit before FP1 to be more comfy
>nope
>decide to snack all day anyway
>try again
>nope
>keep snacking
>8 hours later
>finally need to go
>sit on toilet
>arse goes off like a shotgun
>shit spray all over the bowl
>even above the lip where water comes out
mfw the feeling of relief is immense
>>74850775
disgusting convict
>>74850762
Nein ich wille mein fahrad zuruck. Du has est nicht gewust aber sie has es gewust.
Is it too early for Komm Susser Todd?
apology for poor english
What does MWL mean?
>related to Mercs winning
>L for Lewis
>Mercedes with Lewis
Sounds retarded.
What is it?
MFW I don't get it
>>74850824
Mercedes Wins LOL
>>74850824
#MercedesWinsLoL
Comes from #VettelWinsLoL
>>74850824
Mercedes Was Lying
>>74850824
>>Mercedes with Lewis
>>74850824
Man, Wehrlein's Lame
>pic unrelated
>>74850824
Don't listen to these liars, my frozen friend:
>>74850831
>>74850833
>>74850839
>>74850848
It means "Man, We're Lewd". It's used when we want to say something nasty (lewd) but we refrain from doing so.
>>74850773
I guess you could say. Zero Fuchs were given..
>>74850824
mclaren will lose
MWL = Mercedes Will Lose
>screenshot this
finally an F-1 event at a human time.
Fuck the euro timezone events.
Team boss press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esgb7Dv3HOM
>>74850890
Why Renault is so shit ?
It's not like they were new to F1, they have world titles
>>74850909
Cyril Abiteboul
What did they mean by this?
>wake up
>another season of MWL
I haven't following anything since the end of last season. Can I get a basic gestalt? Is Red Bull Racing any good this year?
Is L_wis going to win?
>>74850909
Because they don't have this glorious rigger in charge any more.
>>74850949
NOTHING IS SOLVE
>>74850949
>Is Red Bull Racing any good this year
slower than ferrari
>Is L_wis going to win?
yes
>>74850949
It's only practice for the first race today. We'll know more after the race
>>74850949
>Mercedes at least 3/4 of a second in front
>Buttass slower than Hamilton
>Ferrari were glory running in testing
>Red Bull only as good as Ferrari if not worse
>>74850949
Nothign haas changed, except:
>ROS out, BOT in at Merc
>McLaren have actually got worse
>Force India is now pink
>>74850909
They took over a shit team and are still in the rebuilding process.
Good results expected not before 2019.
>>74850966
fuck, it's going to be an awful season if it's just L*wis winning.
How can I watch this on my computer?
>>74850998
You'll need a video card.
>>74851009
Like a GTX or something?
I have that.
>>74850998
If you hold the screen in front of a TV you might be able to see it in the reflection.
Did Magnussen have a problem in FP2? Why is he almost 2 seconds behind r8main?
Verstappen is a joke.
His succes last season van a fluke and pure luck.
He has no skill or talent
He is allready covering his ass in the media by playing down this year's supposed succes.
Personally I hope Max does not earn a single point this season and is dropped.
>>74851014
More like a GMA.
A GTX is too powerful and will make the cars go in fast forward.
>>74851030
went into the gravel and damaged his floor, was in the garage most of the session
>>74851033
Guido plz
you had your chance
>>74851024
>>74851038
this isn't funny you guys
It will be glorious when Ferrari take the sandbags off in Q3.
>>74851044
thanks lad
>Scandinavian drivers in charge of not going full rallycross mode
>>74851009
how do insert vhs into computer?
>>74851080
You have to turn the VHS in to a jif, then load it on to the computer with 5.25" floppy disks.
>>74851090
Don't forget to compress it into a .dll
>>74851090
>>74851100
Don't forget the lube too. Wouldn't want it going in dry.
Do we have a working Sky f1 acestream?
why do we start this shit in Australia again?
>over half a second
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>buttass
>failrari
>>74851159
Greek in charge of going in Greek style
>>74851207
Can't we wait for at least Q3 for us to cry about MWL?
>>74851227
I'm afraid it wont be MWL cuz that implies Bottass may win a few races
>>74851238
I refuse to think HWL can exist.
>>74851165
yeah
>>74851227
desu we started crying about this a couple months ago already
>try to stay up
>fall asleep half an hour in
such is the wageslave life
We could have an actually interesting title battle if Lewis dies and we put Maldonado as Bottas' team-mate in the Mercedes.
>>74851358
this is why you wake up at 05:45 to warm up the hotwings and watch fp2 so you can tell your colleagues all the latest on boundary layers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gumgLo64mUM
gp2 engines.
>Watching a 2001 race podium celebration on acestream that Coulthard won over Schumacher
>Schumi shoves the full champagne bottle down the back of Coulthards race suit
All we have these days on the podiums are awkward questions and depressed drivers
If bottas gets massively exposes this season does that mean rosberg is actually good?
https://streamable.com/xyazo
>nepotism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnmEBbLdsK8
god bless the man who runs this jewtube channel
Ferrari is going to do great, r-right?
>>74851468
My digits confirm a Ferrari win
>>74851468
o-of course, f-forza ferrari amico
>people actually thought Failrari was a competitor
Toppest of keks
Greece up your buttholes for a nice dish of MWL
How good is Haas this year?
Will Ferrari beat Mercedes? Fuck lelilton
>>74851506
For me its BMWL
Bottass MUST WIN LoL
>>74851543
One Haas at all times must be in the pits fixing a break issue
It is their curse to carry
No Ferrari did an Ferrari
>>74851432
Bossberg was a good racer. And like the great guy he is he decided to do what he wanted to do rather than be bossed and pushed by his team to do things. He saw the stale state of the standings and decided he had better places to spend his time than winning Mercedes their WCC 5 races before the end of the season.
What were the FP2 times?
>>74851647
Merc > Ferrari > Red Bull > The rest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hongda
>>74851437
in webm form senpai
>>74850298
>>74850298
"Grosjean is decent in Haas, lets find Magnussen"
>19 NINETEEN
>>74851696
KMag had some kind of failure and had to go back to the pits
Not sure what it was though
>>74851668
Thanks. Did Joe, Lee and Palmer crash it or something? Just 4 laps.
Ausfags, is it going to be just on foxtel again this season or will channel 10 run some of the races as well?
>>74851688
hhngh, why does that renault steering wheel look so fuckin good?
I'll see you in a year lads.
Is this year the year? Will the Trump timeline have another meme victory?
whats it like to be Toto
no homo
>>74851739
no, see>>74851723
>>74850269
>complain about waking up slightly early to watch a race weekend
And you call yourself a fan.
Ferrari has 7 letters overall, and 5 different letters
7=Kimi, 5=Seb
7+5=12
12 complete seasons since MSC won last WDC (5th for Ferrari, 7th overall)
It's their fucking year lads
Daltteri Bottiardo
>>74851792
this is the scariest thing i've ever seen
It's fine guys, I've enjoyed the hype train, now I go to off myself, bye.
>>74851739
We can only hope Alonso's car explodes and he comes back as a super villain and wins everything
>>74851809
scarier than today's FP times?
>>74851206
because it's best
>>74851206
so we can have F1 10 hours earlier
>>74851809
You live in a land full of monsters, giant spiders, carnivorous birds and murderers, and that's the scariest thing you've seen?
>>74850518
I was there for this thing
pretty loud
>>74851206
The real answer is that in winter tyres don't work well. But since we love australians so much they decided to do it right after summer
>>74851875
we have hospitals m8
>>74851875
i live in the city, i've never seen a kangaroo or any other meme animal outside of a zoo.
>Mercedes even further ahead than last year
I don't think this semen slurping """sport""" is for me lads
I just had a vision of a burning 2017 mercedes f1 car parked the wrong way on the pitlane. No driver in it.
sup /f1/
photofag reporting in
Guys quick question...
What are Yellow S and Red S tyres?
>>74851931
Yellow is soft, red is super soft i believe.
>+0.547
>>74851931
Yellow is a jack-of-all-trades tire while the red is fast but heats up quicker.
>>74851931
It's a visual sign, soft tyres are yellow when they are fresh and not in temperature; when they heat up they change color to red to allert the driver they can start push
>>74851931
Yellow means used, Red means fresh
>>74851930
POAST NEW KING FELIPE
>>74851942
>>74851947
>>74851955
Ok and when the circle is plain red or yellow?
This a bit confusing
>>74851931
No difference, teams get a choice between yellow and red to fit their colorscheme.
half second faster than ferrari lel, formula 1 is finished
>>74851967
When the circle is fulled with color it's a new set of tires, when it's just the outline it's used.
>>74851967
Means the tire turned hard.
>>74851967
That means the wheel is moving.
>>74851979
So this means ferrari used more new tyres... Shit!
>judging whole season after 2 practise sessions
Im not saying it's not going to be another MWL but cmon no points have been given yet.
>>74851060
N-no we' ll keep them for a couple of races..
So we can surprise them and they'll have no time to react !
AND LEWIS HAMILTON WITH A 40 SECOND LEAD OVER HIS TEAMMATE VALTTERI BOTTAS IS ONLY ONE LAP AWAY FROM WINNING THE 2017 AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX
stream?
>>74852044
Hamdubs confirm HWL
>>74852002
>he doesn't like some artificial drama
Australia is a great test for tyres, aerodynamics and general setup of the car. It is a street circuit with fast curves and chicanes, and it's pretty stressful for drivers
>>74852044
>>74852044
FUCK NO
>>74852002
>>74852044
>>74852052
It's ogre lads
By this time next year HAM will have more WDCs than Senna, Stewart, Brabham, Lauda, and Piquet. He will have passed Senna and MSC for poles to take the all-time record. He will probably take the records for most wins, podium, poles, and fastest laps in a season, and their corresponding percentage records.
>>74852044
only a 40 second lead is giving bottas too much credit
>>74852044
>>74852044
R I S E
I
S
E
>>74852044
gonna put money down on this
you can't lose
>>74851909
Not even a mega-saurus death spider 5000? Come on.
>>74852044
STILL
T
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L
L
>>74850895
Maurizio is such a weird blocke
why does everyone else seems calm and relaxed but him?
did ferrari threaten him to death ?
same with vettel, that guy looks constantly triggered
the only one that didnt really change is Gimi, because he doesnt really give a fug
Probably the scuderia is a toxic place to work in
>>74851792
Needs Ricci's smile it's too fucking scary
>>74852044
Pretty much this
>yfw when bottas doesn't even consistently finish 2nd to hamilton and gets completely exposed by finishing 3rd and 4th more than he finishes 2nd
>>74852155
oh god
>>74852155
umm i don't remember this guy driving for Ferrari... What's his name?
>>74852150
Tbf I think Ferrari is the most stressful team on the grid to work with as a mechanic/technic
>>74852158
>yfw Bottas gets dropped and it's a decade of RWL 2018 onwards
>>74852158
At least it'll do good for Rosberg's reputation.
And in an extent, Michael's.
>>74852150
Probably. Too much pressure
Were these FP sessions the biggest disappointment in F1 history?
>>74852181
were lucky to have had ros and ham together. it made for damn good drama having two aces on the top.
>>74852196
they did a lot more laps than last year
>>74852150
It is, Rosso Brawn came to my university to talk and shit....he said that when he arrived in maranello, everyone was walking around with spoons up their arse (he didn't say that, but u get the point, everyone was too stiff and couldn't see bigger picture), mainly due to Italian media, apparently, Ferrari would get so upset about shitty stories in newspapers instead of focusing on building the car.
He said that he changed all that, but that he'd never ever go back to ferrari.
This was about 4 years ago btw, 2013
>>74852207
How can anyone be attracted by this nigger mating ritual
>wake up
>check the results
>it's another /sp/ was wrong episode
Not really surprised desu
So is it HWL?
>>74852218
testosterone
>>74852195
>>74852177
he always sounds on the verge of crying man..
dont know if pic related was already made, but here's my OC
>>74852254
can i please save this pic??
>MWL all over again
>existence is pain
>>74852264
yes
make it even more ebin before maurizio becomes an hero
>>74852254
Pretty sure he is always like that
>>74851823
The new Schumacher?
>tfw don't really like MWL but absolutely love seeing Ferrari fail
Nothing is better than seeing the hype build up before being shattered.
Why is there even a grand prix in Australia? It's not even a real country, it's just a chink colony. What's next, a grand prix in Mordor?
>>74852306
>American butchers an attempt at banter
Keep trying
>new rules will save us!
Lol no
>Red Bull will save us!
Lol no
>Ferrari will save us!
Lol no
>Bottas will save us!
Lol no
The season hasn't started and it's already over.
>>74852314
What part of "Australia is a shit hole" is banter?
>>74852317
I want to unsubscribe from this storyline please.
>>74852306
>>74852314
>>74852320
>watching Australian dashcam vids for last hour
>mfw truck runs over an emu and driver exclaims "FUCK.......... not again"
this is why it exists tbfhfamalan
>>74852340
>>74852317
>>Bottas will save us!
>implying anyone said that
Let's meme Mercedes out of the sport
>>74852340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8teuKbQmlps
>>74851713
https://tenplay.com.au/sport/motorsport/2017-motorsport-schedule
>>74851741
Pretty tasteless.
Seriously, Red Bull and Ferrari should just take turns in crashing Hamilton out first corner every race. Liberty media wouldn't even penalize them at this point I reckon.
>Ferrari had 35Kg of fuel during their quali runs in FP2.
>They usually put 25.
Their Smile And Optimism: Gone
>>74852411
Pls don't contradict the doom and gloom narrative being pushed by #TeamLH44
>>74852387
At least he has Emilia I guess.....oh god
>>74852419
here, updated pic
dont have photoshop.. so had to use a free online alternative.
>>74852411
>Mercedes had 100kg of fuel during their quali runs in FP2
>They usually put in 12.5kg
>>74852429
>tfw rats eats your ear while you sleep
>>74852436
>rats
that man tried to van gogh himself ok
>>74852421
I just find it interesting they still felt the need to sandbag even in FP2.
>>74851930
are you media or in the stands m8?
>>74852429
Get GIMP, I use it for all my shooping
>>74852449
eh i guess i'm gonna have to..
with the upcoming season i'll have to be more productive with my shitposting
Say one nice thing about your 2018 WDC SIR Jenson Button OBE
>>74852472
he didn't spawn nasty hapas
>>74852446
Pretty standard trickery really.
Let's say there is 3 tenths more in the Mercedes if they work until really late tonight on setup.
Right now they believe they're a full second ahead, so why bother working until late, just do an hour or so and get 1 tenth.
Meanwhile Ferrari is sandbagging 1.2 seconds. Tomorrow they get pole by 1 tenth.
If Mercdedes had have worked harder on their setup they would have gotten pole by 1 tenth.
>inb4 tards don't realise this is just an example of why teams would sandbag on Friday, not a claim that teams have the stated advantages/disadvantages used in the example.
>>74852472
he could probably become an 8/10 trap if he transitions..
considering that the benis is already gone it shouldnt be much of a change
>>74852480
>implying hapas aren't the master race
lol
Reminder that Joylen Palmer has no arse
>>74852472
He never killed a man who did not need to be killed.
Needs to work on his chest though.
>>74852482
mercedes goes for the full 3 tenths everytime regardless
tha'ts their secret to 3 consecutive WCC's
Ferrari has a better chance by going all out and glory running mercedes into thinking they have to add 1.2 seconds themselves and end up overdoing it causing stability and reliability issues or putting the drivers in the position of having to overdrive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zROlVYn1_c
>gay pride car gets brake failure and crashes
what is /pol/ doing here
>>74852482
>so why bother working until late
m8 srsly
catching up on FP2 now
how shit is Joe Lee and Palmer? the more of him I see the more convinced I am that he just has no natural feel for the car. sure it's impressive to make it to F1 as a total hack but it shows the nepotism/well funded junior formula driver issue off pretty well.
>>74852500
>>74852502
Very true. But it's how teams think their sandbagging will help them.
>never said it wasn't stupid
Nothing is solve
>>74852522
Did he blow all his cash on anger management courses and is growing his beard to learn how to be a bum?
Just watched fp2
>... AND YOU GO HOME AND YOU CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE.
>>74852522
>tfw you'll never be a champ again
Wew, Bottas's tyre deg on his ultrasoft longrun was less than Seb's who was using supersoft
>>74852530
>growing his beard
He's just fucking with Max's head, m8.
>>74852404
This might be the first time a toothpaste ever said anything smart
>>74852501
hot ass2ass action
>>74852535
>tfw it's another MWL year
I'VE HAD WITH THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT.
Hamilton is going to win his easiest championship yet.
Everyone looking forward to another Hamilton dominated season?
>>74852553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XY1SH7D-E4
SadMauri will try this trick again..
if it doesnt work he'll go for the main straight
screencap this
>Bottas will finish 2nd every race and get no race wins
>Vettel's best finish will be 3rd places
>Kimi won't even get a podium
>Hamilton will walk the championship
>>74852568
Immolate yourself just to stop Hamilton from racing for some races sounds pretty fair and logical tbqhdesu
>>74852570
>Bottas will finish 2nd every race and get no race wins
ferrari's only chance is that this isn't true and bottas's place is 3rd every race and they pick up wins by hamilton having exploding engines again
>>74852568
Hamilel getting Pryce'd is our only hope
Pretty sure this is the new ID for the old a48 ace
(same details on the Russian site)
969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295
Regards,
the Henno slayer
>the ID was "released" during the sessions today, but the stream wasn't active
>it's now showing SkyF1 live (checked the TV guide)
>ross 'the boss' brawn in mercedes garage during FP2
THE FIX IS IN
>>74852604
Last time they decided to sabotage Hamiltons car. What ruse will they employ this year to keep the respectable black man at the back of the bus?
>>74852599
Speaking of Henno, do we have any info what happened to him after the doxx?
so, it's another year of mwl?
>>74852633
Sky aliens (rivals to Sky TV) transcended from the 9th dimension and put up a forcefield that blurs his house whenever anyone tries to look or take a picture. There is literally nothing anyone can do to harm him.
>he thinks anything is rigged AGAINST hamilkek
dumb toothpaste
>>74852633
$¥ro££ torpedoes
>>74852654
I almost miss the finger boy time. At least those races were interesting.
>>74852662
>Toothpastes took literally 7 minutes to ruin it
>>74852500
No, the secret to their 3 WDCs is them working hard, day and night on their hybrid engine since 2009. They realised the Brawn had good enough aero to make up for the engine. They didn't suddenly become good when F1 made the switch for no reason.
>>74852659
>implying Ross and Toto aren't making it look like they're rigging it for Hamilton so they can get away wtih rigging it for the respectable white Finnish family men because they're secretly /pol/tards
3D car racing
hi lads just woke up.
what did i miss?
>>74852662
le :') face
>>74852679
Emu invasion.
Race cancelled.
Why is Victoria Verstappen's head so perfectly round? She looks like Karl Pilkington.
F1 moral victory predictions have been calculated for this round.
Please find the results attached.
>>74852679
Alonso eaten by a wild cassowary.
>>74852693
Jos beat her as a kid so her head would be more aerodynamic and so she could become the first successful female F1 driver. Max looks fucked up because Jos had not mastered the skill yet.
>>74852693
Head like a fuckin orange
>>74852693
Normally when a babby comes out, the vagina squeezes it on the side and makes it egg shaped.
Victoria and Max's mummy is such a slut that her vagina is unnaturally stretched out, so there was no babby head squeezing.
>>74852447
that was taken from the spectator area
I have some limited media access this weekend
>>74852704
Take any good upskirts?
>>74852694
>Gimi
>cunt
He is one of the most based "don't give a fuck" drivers there is.
>>74850323
t. under 30 years old.
>>74852720
Ignore the newfags
>>74852722
>making up shitty excuses for not being able to control food intake
>>74852729
t. under 30 years old
>>74852694
i just hope hulkengoat will have a podium this year
>>74852722
>>74850313
I'm 32 and my BMI is about 19
inb4 Nick
>rule vote in MM
>randomized grids
>Mercedes votes yes
but why?
>>74852694
>gimi
>cunt
what
>stroll
>not cunt
why
>>74852694
This is possibly the worst quality post I have ever seen in my time on /f1/
And I've been here for ages because I'm a loser
>tripgfaggot
>alonso "le bestest and most deserving driver in f1" meme
>hating on Gimi and Seb because you've been hurt by Ferrari
>more than half your chart is a no effort "n/a"
KYS
>>74852744
they still know they'd be at the front
>>74852750
Seb tries too much to emulate potato-man rather than coming up with his own approach, he's too quick to bitch but he's also willing to say what should be said.
>>74852694
blyat is a genuinely sympathetic bad guy
>>74852720
underage b&
why does it start on australia of all places?
>>74852744
Because it'll never habben, but voting yes makes them seem more fun-loving/fair/whatever
>>74852790
it did happen though.
How do i get a qt gf?
I have no money, i'm not willing to quit drinking, and i have no aspirations.
>>74852800
Why not just take hormones and become a qt grill?
>>74850201
And Finland loses again
>>74852800
hit on the fatties
>>74852808
see this is why no one thinks assland is a legitimate country.
>>74852796
Random grid happened? When?
>>74850231
>>74850277
>I'm so proud of the fact that I doxxed this guy for literally no fucking reason other than to satisfy my autism, and now I've ruined one of the best F1 streams on the web for everybody else because I'm a small-dicked little cunt
>>74852816
In my MM save?
>>74852817
Henno was a bit of a cunt, lad.
>>74852816
it's a video game lad
>>74852817
>for literally no fucking reason other than
>implying it's not hilarious to see so many poorcunts triggered
>>74852817
>autism
>doxx
>ruining things
welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay
>>74852820
>>74852820
Oh sorry, my head's away.
>>74852800
>has it all
>wants more
>>74852822
I didn't watch it that much, I do remember sometimes weird things being put on the screen (embarrassing when I was showing the stream to my dad), BUT it was reliably one of the best fucking streams on the entire web
So now I have to go and search for a new stream every race, and none of them will be as good quality.
>>74852826
Small dick syndrome, just admit that's why you did it
>>74852833
4chan usually don't turn on each other. Did anyone try and ruin /pol/'s attempts to take down the HWNDU flags? No, everyone was behind it, because it benefitted everybody
Henno's stream benefitted lots of people, but some Aussie's dick is too small so now none of us can watch it, and we have to watch shitty 360p streams that we find on Reddit and which shut down half way through the race. Thanks a lot Aussies.
>>74852669
i think any ace stream would be better off with the dutch peers over australian ones
>>74852750
>letting him get under your skin
>>74852865
You sure do like to think about other men's dicks a lot...
>>74852872
I'm not mad anon, I'm just calling a cunt a cunt.
>>74852884
>getting mad enough to call him a cunt
>>74852887
>he thinks you need to be mad to call someone a cunt
You'd last about 5 minutes in Australia, m8
>>74852899
He's american; he'd only last about as long anywhere outside his freedumbs
>hamletonwinslol
nice racing sport bro
>>74852789
Coz we taught you Eurofags how to run an F1 show with support races rather than sitting around with your dick in your hands between F1 sessions batting off over Amd Amx
>>74852918
choke on a pisang
Mercedes literally a second ahead on the long runs
>>74852918
sadly xwinslol has been the trend for nearly 2 decades, it's just a by product of giving engineers room to be cheeky.
>>74852918
fuck off rio u had ur chance
>>74852899
>implying i would be caught dead in the shithole that is australia
>>74852158
So he's going to pull a Webber?
>>74852931
Thats ok we don't really want you here anyway.
>tfw general went entirely to shit in the last 24h
casuals pls leave
>>74852949
If you think it's bad now, wait for the race thread.
>>74852817
>Henno and his abysmal colour balance
>and his Maldonado face
>and his "COME ON HAMILTON LAD"
>and his Carry On My Wayward Son
>and his donation sounds
>and his "please donate to me so I can buy illegal drugs from the darknet"
>"one of the best F1 streams"
You're an idiot
>>74852932
Genuinely think Merc are better than RBR 2011-2013 at providing equal equipment.
FERRARI IS SANDBAGGING
THEY WILL WIN
>>74852951
>>and his "please donate to me so I can buy illegal drugs from the darknet"
THANK YOU FOR HURTING OUR ECONOMY AUSTRALIA
>>74852949
>that flag
>f1
>calling us casuals
Go watch some baseball.
>>74852958
>implying it's not another thing I'm proud of
>>74852959
>calling us casuals
>he admits he only showed up in the last 24h
casual pls leave
>>74852880
>has such a small dick that he has to take down streams that thousands of F1 fans around the world use
>>74852951
It was HD and it was available every single race, it's the best thing I ever found
I have AceStream but it's usually shitty and choppy and breaks up all the time
>>74852966
You have nothing to be proud of which is why you made this small-dicked move, anybody with accomplishments wouldn't resort to this level of small-dickery
>>74852959
don't make me post my meme portfolio, bogan
>>74852978
You sure do like to think about other men's dicks a lot...
why ded the chicken cross the road
>>74852975
Good inference
>>74852988
To blur the other side.
>>74852983
>he doesn't have any other response because he knows he has a tiny dick
>>74852817
>>74852865
>>74852978
>>74852998
You sure do like to think about other men's dicks a lot...
http://www.strawpoll.me/12596895
http://www.strawpoll.me/12596895
http://www.strawpoll.me/12596895
>>74852817
>this grumpy reddit lad will complain on here all season
Bravo cheeky aussie lad
>>74852978
His colour balance alone made the stream unwatchable. He'd plaster Maldonado's face everywhere in the pre- and post-session coverage, and instead of just leaving the feed as is, as every quality stream does, he made it revolve around his personality. It was a cancerous, reddit-tier stream that deserves to have been put out of its misery.
If you genuinely think it was the best thing you ever found, I feel great sympathy for your parents for birthing someone as utterly stupid as yourself. I've since managed to find 3 HD, unfettered and untainted, streams (for free, might I add), and while one is a wee bit choppy, another buffers every other minute and the third is only active during race weekend sessions, there are at least a handful more 576p streams that are perfect in terms of everything but bitrate which is a bit on the shite side. but otherwise infinitely superior to your reddit god named Daryl.
Please, immediately close your 4chan tabs after you've finished reading my post, never come back to this website again, and instead sign up for /r/formula1 so you can moan to your heart's content about how you wish Henno would return. Regards.
>small dick
someone's projecting a bit :^)
>you will never cause as much butthurt as Australia managed.
What a guy
>>74853027
>Implying that the penis obsessed brit isn't Daryl himself
Why are all these cars going off baka
made next thread a bit early, somebody prep it for our less desirable colleagues. will post link at 500
>>74853055
I've got a better one ready
>>74853050
They are 2 stronk for teh ppl
>>74853060
i'm going to be asleep before quali so keep your powder dry lad
>>74852865
>4chan usually don't turn on each other
this is the most naive thing I have ever heard
>>74853027
Not looking good for the penis fan
was it autism?
>it's another MWL episode
JFMSU
Post pics to finish the thread off so a tard doesn't bump it
>>74853043
>>74853043
>>74853043
NEW
>>74853097
>>74853118
>Emilia
>swimsuit equipped
>not using the nude cheat code
>>74853122
That is only available if pre-ordered or if you are an Olympic gold medal sprinter
>>74853141
>pre-ordering
>ever
>>74853146
Yeah but you get the special Brittny Ward skin + venereal disease pack.
>>74853152
>Britny Ward pack
>implying that's in any way exclusive
More people have that than Sega Master System owners had Alex Kidd
>protip: Alex Kidd it was built in
>>74853167
I know I had a hand me down master system, was bretty fun.
>cars will be 3-4 seconds faster
Why havent we seen it yet? Is everyone still sandbagging? I wouldnt buy into HWL quite yet.
>>74852949
Australian shitpostin at its worst amirite Pajeet?
Who is this? Name please!
>>74854853
She is GORGEOUS! She reminds me of Natalie Dormer.
>>74854871
She looks nothing like Dormer, get off your legal weed.