NRL Friday Night Thread

Poothers
poocos

easytipseasylife

Lets get this bad boy to 5

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Broncucks Ltd.

Early thread reminder to filter all trippies before they get here

>>74849832
you have no idea what my end game will be

just quietly knights are gonna wreck panthers who suck dick without meme carty and meme lebo beard

>'Islam is a disease we need to vaccinate': Hanson

BASED

>>74849854
desu a primary gripe of mine is that you cant marry muslim birds but their lads can marry non muslim birds

thats a fucking unequal transaction.

My tips are the Panthers and Broncos.

>>74849885
Nice to see you copy my tips yet again

>>74849898
Who the fuck are you? You don't even have a trip, how the fuck am I supposed to "copy" you?

>>74849885
Panthers/Raiders m9

BronGODS

I invented both Broncucks Ltd and Brisbased BroncGODS.

I also invented walkcunt and WalkGod.

>>74849929
>>74849946
all me

>>74849906
You obviously saw the 2nd post in the thread where i've tipped the broncucks and penriff, and you've copied them. Good on you m8, they are good tips, but just make sure you reference me appropriately when you blatently steal someones tips

>>74849946
Based.

NQ on Cyclone Debbie watch

Really pisses me off that some outlets changed the name to cyclone Debbie, despite the cyclone having already been named cyclone Caleb days ago.

Poothers 22
Poocastle 12

>>74849946
>walkcunt and walkgod

So you're a flip flopping, turncoat faggot then?

>>74849946
You may have invented those terms, but I pioneered them, which we both know is the far more important of the 2

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>>74850000
me on quadicide watch

Actually I invented, coined and pioneered all of them.

>>74850000
Literally doesn't matter now. Walkbro is old news.

/nrl/ has a new king and we all know who he is

>>74850028
That would be based N

>>74850042
Spread the good word. Start building the church.

I've got poocastle to lead at half time then LOSE to poothers, can this be real pls?

10:1 odds kek

>>74850042
reeeeeeee

>>74850028
Based fucking me

>>74850098
based N

>poo pee gets called out for stealing my tips
>disappears off /sp/

/afl/ here
Chucked in Penrith and Canberra into my multi, this'll go smoothly right?

>>74850090
Sorry B. The people have spoken.

N? More like pooN amirite?

>>74850159
Raiders might get blacked.

poothers will beat poocastle, yes.

>>74850159
LOL.

>>74850181
as in he gets heaps?

Based fucking N lads

>>74850203
>>>>B<<<ased fucking N lads

Cheers lads for all your support. We're looking to work on our attack and really focus on our defence heading into the finals. Cheers Locky.

>>74850214
I need poocastle to lead at halftime against the poothers.

Can this be real?

>>74850181
kek

This has the be the first time I've ever seen /nrl/'s 'poo' prefix backfire. I'd make a joke out of it but >>74850203 already beat me to the punch.

Cheers though on the attempt.

>>74850233
probably not lad. chin is heaps good and knights dont really have any fire power and will only beat a team that doesnt turn up

chin always turns up... no ego

>>74850237
Well I need the poothers to WIN but I need poocastle to at least lead by half time, I mean it's about as likely as the holocaust being real (very very unlikely) but I guess that's why it pays 10:1 lad.

>germany is blocked on livestream
just

>>74850257
>I mean it's about as likely as the holocaust being real (very very unlikely)
>lad
This is what happens when /r/nrl discovers 4chan and tried way too hard to fit in.

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>>74850272
What did he mean by this?

>he doesn't call everyone lad
>he thinks reddit allows holocaust denial


huh

>>74850257
I took draw at 30:1 ;)

>>74850282
>lad meme
Roleplaying as a Brit is something to be ashamed of. I'm guessing you're no older than 18?

how the fuck did the knights get a friday night game

>>74850318
It's a Foxtel game so it doesn't really count. This probably would have been on Monday last year.

i watch league life on Wednesdays because women in league is great for the game

Jamie Buhrer has an elite headgear

>>74850303
>roleplaying
>i'm guessing you're no older than 18
>foreigners are a foreign concept in his mind

I'm guessing you're autistic?

Just got home from my jog, had a shower now cracking open a beer. Rate my training regime lads.

Anywhere I can watch a stream?

Didn't fall for the foxtel meme.

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>he doesn't have foxtel

Is Lamb even playing?

audio is fucked on livestream and based rugbypass hd stream isn't working

>>74850424
whoops wrong thread

>>74850414
No but he's on the field

Just accidentally posted in nrl. Think I got aids from their poomunity

watch the panthers lose this

22-4

That bearded lady touchie is doing a really good job. Two great calls so early in the game.

>poothers

I hate when they have games so early. Had to set my alarm to wake up early enough to see this game. Poothers have this though.

>poocastle

reminder this game is just a warm up for broncs v raiders

Take a shot every time poocastle give away a penalty

God can major lazer stop fucking cucking the knights every time they make a play.

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Don't talk shit or I'll chin ya.

KEK one of the refs get triped or taken out? Anyone see that?

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any updates on when this is coming back?

>i fell for the poocastle had any chance of leading at half time meme

Penrith aren't even performing and I still pranked myself.

>walk away for a min and based panthers get another try

>people tipped poocastle

>>74850559
Only because I can't tip against them.

Yes, I'm one of 'those' people

wait so I just finished eating dinner and cleary has 62 points WTF?

>>74850536
I put a whole $5 on that because of you

I'm fucking coming for YOU cunt

>>74850573
>Yes, I'm one of 'those' people
You sure are.
*filtered*

Milford is unironically going to score 3 tries tonight lads

wait nvm the guy im playing has him captained

>>74850575
What did you have matey. Was gonna get reddie rooster but cbf going there.

>>74850577
I mean, it was possible, Knights have scored double their average points this season from last season.

Just too much to ask against poothers at poorith.

I didn't expect it to be this one sided this early though.

Bet your house on raiders to win by 1-12 though.

>>74850592
Red Rooster delivers m8

rugby pass stream is back lads

>>74850592
you can get it delivered m80

had spaghetti btw

Virgin here, how do they bend the ball like that?

please poothers, drop 50 on em lad

knights are fucking BACK lads

>tfw instead of a Knights/Panthers it ends up Panthers/Knights

>>74850636
>poocastle get walked to the goal line
>still fuck up
KEK
E
K

>>74850581
Jokes on you m8. 90% of the time I'm on anon

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Soon.

Cleary on future kangaroos watch

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>>74850673
i hope they mock the clap at tonight

>>74850673
Game of the round desu

tipped canberra lads

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Thats hot

Is Gagai, dare I say it, a gay guy?

Sean is fat lmao

>>74850734
Don't assume Lady Gagai's pronouns

>>74850734
>>74850751
xD

>>74850734
He topped me once but idk if that counts as gay

cute panthers fan spotted

>forward

They only ever call those at the most hilarious moments

KEK
>Poocastle

Could've just given it out of compassion

>tfw the whole team gets banned from the NRL for betting against themselves

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>>74850805

>Refs still fucking Newcastle when they're already fucked

Newcastle Knights on Bears watch

>>74850814
yeah 2bh that should've been a penalty for them. He was trying to playthe ball and panthers were holding onto his legs

>>74850823
tbqh I don't think he was held, but I don't think he knocked it on either. Should have just been a play on

>>74850829
>LE SAFE MODERATE POSITION XDXD

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>>74850673
Raiders by 4

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>>74850834

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Dibs on the left.

http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/its-a-big-club-when-big-calls-lead-to-big-falls-20170323-gv5g20.html

BTFO

>>74850846
They all look like they could be featured in "Trolling wannabe pornstars"

>gay guy is an origin starting centre/winger

>blowing that fucking break

KEK

Pooasslel

HAHAHAHAHA

BEST THING I EVER SAW

Even when newcastle do something awesome, they quickly remind you that they're the knights

>make a break
>get tackled
>quick play to play off the back of moment
>team mates are literally retarded

so this.... is the power of pocasslel

do pooasslel fans genuinely think ponga will make a difference to this garbage team?

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>he traded out Whare

>>74850886
While there should've been support it's still on Ross to make sure he's actually playing it to a person, or at least pick it back up himself

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>>74850907
>tfw put him in my reserves at the last minute

>>74850910
True, but if that was literally any other team there would've been a centre or half or someone there. They literally all just stood there and said "yeah, he's got this".

I want a nil score, c'mon poothers

>>74850934
No matter how bad the Panthers play the Knights will be worse, don't worry.

>Andrew Johns played at this club

All of my kek

>>74850965
Get him back out there

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40-0 KEK

They might be at pepper stadium but Poocaslte have brought the salt. XD

>>74850894
Poonga will singlehandedly put the Knights on premiership watch

Kek alleged girl in the back giving the finger while spiderman gives a disgust face.

This was a good game.

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>missus brought this home

How do they get away with this?

Wests Tigers STILL at the bottom of ladder after this game

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>>74851002
Forgot pic

This superhero shit is so cringe. It's fine once but they've been doing it for like 3 years now

Anyone else love the panther sound effect they play at the ground?

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Dinner Ltd.

>>74851047
nice lad

>>74851011
Literally >mfw this game

Being a Knights fan is suffering

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>brumbies ad comes on

Raiders to win by 40

Genuinely don't understand how the Knights are so consistently shit.
They've shown that they know how to be good, they've done it for blocks of 20 minutes or so, but they still continue to fuck up.

Do they just not give a fuck?

>>74851111
nice digits

but 2bh it would not surprise me if they all put money on panthers by 40 then just cash out big each week

>>74851111
Shit management and coaching.

Not gonna lie, former Knights supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Newcastle crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let these guys get to the finals.

broncs jersey looks nice

>>74851129
It's actually starting to lose it's humor for me. Having teams that are so terrible you barely bother to watch their games because the result is inevitable isn't a good thing.

Raiders 1-12, bet the farm

Thinking of buying the Broncos Iron Man jumper.

These superhero meme jerseys are fucking shit

Could've at least done a loop

>>74851158
t. dc cuck

>Iron Fist

Really reaching to the bottom of the capeshit barrel lads

>>74851154
I wish they put names on the back of jersey's and sold them that way, I don't like eother team but I'd get a raiders #3 jersey with croker on it

Maroons vs Australia

Jetpacks are fucking cool lads.

>>74851175
Or a broncs ironman #1 boyd jersey desu

>>74851172
>dc
>literally any capeshit at all

>>74851129
What side did you jump to m8?

How much do they pay Disney to license the names?

/afl/ here.

Trying to get my head around some of the rules, so need some clarification.

Why do most teams have to go back 10 metres after every tackle they make, but the Broncos only have to go back 5 metres at most?

>>74851175
You can get the names and numbers put on for $10 extra. I did it once to get Lockyer #6 back when he was playing.

Hmm, I think I've seen this episode before.

>>74851199
Horses are harder to restrain than humans.

>>74851199
Because your mum keeps flashing her tits at them and they can't get enough.

Fingered fatty in a club ladsss

>>74851216
>this is how poocastle knights get consoled

Why isnt canberra wearing the hulk jersey?

London attack: Westminster attacker identified as British-born Khalid Masood

wtf a muslim did that?

>>74851231
This

Why are the Broncucks so shit?

>>74851233
Muslims are peaceful m8

>Be nice to each other and be tolerant - Muhammad (Surah 9:29)

>>74851233
Channel 7 said he had an anglo name like Adrian or something.

>broncos resigned milford over hunt
>milford and benji will be the halves at one point when ben hunt leaves
>benji gets the ball and runs sideways
>milford gets the ball and runs sideways

can't wait tbqh lads.

>>74851248
oates and memeford just showed you

>>74851266
>resigned

>>74851253
That's a good quote, I like that one.

>>74851233
>wtf a muslim did that?

you just witnessed the birth of a meme, the only question is: how hard are you?

>>74851266
>benji does 11 reps
>milford does 8
>this was the last time they were in the gym as friends

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>>74851276
>he forgot to turn his trip off

>>74851031
It's based as fuck desu

>>74851276
>>74851290
KEK

>it's a josh hodgson throws the dummy episode

>>74851274
Oh, I'm sorry mister.

Re-sign*

I-i-is that better sir?

>>74851276
>>74851290

Woah...

>>74851305
i meant to quote myself though

canberra are gonna win wtf i hate multibets now

Lol look how much these cunts are sweating after 15 minutes.

Poor fitness levels these "athletes" have.

>pooders can't score without cheating with a forward pass
>people will say calling it was refball

>>74851325
Maybe it's warm

remember when roberts was a good player

kek

broncucks fucked over another elite player, AGAIN

>>74851325
Kek when you hit puberty you'll start sweating too matey.

>>74851330
>a little bit warm
>lol better sweat out 20L

>>74851337
t. prepubescent

Broncucks refball: activated.

>>74851340
Whatever you say you pubeless cunt

rapana didn't touch that

Bullshit call

Broncs Ltd price +5% after that refball

Pump and dump

Ah Broncos getting some help from up above again

Based refgods fairly calling it for the broncgods

broncos ball lads

>>74851347
t. child

>they let ben hunt go

Ben Hunt tho.

>hunt chooses to start playing well AFTER signing for the dragons

>>74851367
t. Sperm

Ben Hunt is bigger than Ben Hur

Memeford

>>74851379
go away

Reminder that Wayne chose Milford over Hunt because the media kept calling him a racist old man.

Elite one on one tackle.

>>74851389
To your subreddit hey

Ben Hunt on Soccerroos watch

Wtf all he had to do is run forward. Something is fucking sus ladies.

>Ese'esse is a clone of Taumalolo
Lol

>yfw the next generation is gonna be Milford v Cleary origin battles

I'll take the chin desu

Based refs

Tapine channeling his time at the Knights

>>74851233
>>74851276
>>74851290
>>74851409

m8..

This game is fucking boring as shit

>>74851442
Broncucks games always are.

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>>74851290
>implying he didn't do it on purpose

>>74851450
>he
You mean you.

When will refs start calling penalties on blockers on the kick chase? It's getting ridiculous desu.

>>74851450
>I was only pretending

>>74851450
BeeBee detected

>people are so salty that every time Broncgods get a penalty they have a whinge

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wew lads

>>74851450
>>74851455
>>74851461
>>74851462
me

>>74851464
>legend of the dogfaced woman

>>74851464
Crikey! A beached whale! Get the TNT boys!

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field goal to make it 3-2?

>>74851474
Greg Inglis pls

>the trip drama is more interesting than this game

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Never let your dreams stay hallucinations

kick a field goal raiders

based unusual scores lads

>>74851470
>>74851471

t. faggots

Bindi is proper good dick material

BroncGODS had to play all of the 2016 top 4 in the first 4 rounds.

Why do we consistently get such a hard and unfair draw?

>>74851487
because you consistently get a week turnaround to play on fridays so you get the big matches to make sure the audiences watch NRL by having good inttense matches for the first month

kys

>>74851481
Has a bad case of abo face. Annoying as fuck when she's on tv as well.

>>74851496
This is an ELITE truthie

>>74851487
This.

There is always a conspiracy against Brisbane.

>>74851487
They hate us coz they ain't us.

>>74851487
>be rabbitohs
>get the worst draw
>get a shit schedule
>have shit management
>have a shit forward pack

being a pooth poodney pooitohs supporter is pretty shit tbqh

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>>74851477
>implying

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>>74851502
Yeah nah you're a cunt

lads, tips on smoking cones when parents are in the house?

>>74851521
Don't.

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>ywn fug bindi reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>74851519
>he picked titan over cowboys

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>>74851519
htf u get such good odds u cunt

also manly ownt beat the bullcucks

>>74851521
real men move out just so they can do drugs in peace

>>74851526
Just fuck your dog, there's not much difference

>>74851521
dude weed lmao

>>74851520
i wish i was that snake

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Kek what is this

>>74851521
go outside you dickhead, or altneriavely find a random shower and turn the hot water up fucking fierce so you cant see shit but steam, cone up, then spray deodorant

>>74851530
Real men ride women m8

>>74851539
jetpack

I remember a gif or webm I saw here a few years ago of a dog being muzzled, and it's legs tied up in a painful position while a man fucked it.

What compels people to do things like this?

The team that scores more points is the team that's going to win.

>>74851539
Kek, that's the jetpack guy from the Brisbane Heat games.

>>74851539
superheroes are just regular blokes like you or me. they just do their part.

>>74851550
KEK xd

>>74851550
TOP KEK
MY SIDES ARE GONE

Half time in the AFL lads.

Bulldogs 9.155
Collingwood 7.9.51

Falling in love with this prostitute I see lads. It gets worse though she goes for poocastle

>>74851572
>pooFL

>/gayfl/

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>>74851572
Tipped Bulldogs 2bh

I'm going to claim the /afl/ tipping hip again and none of you lot can stop me.

Is having Cameron Smith and Andrew McCullough as your hookers in supercoach an elite strategy?

Yes it is.

>>74851601
Are you me?

>>74851542
Won't steam make the smell stronger?

fucking finally

EZ PZ for the BroncGODS

BroncGODS decision to captain Cleary might give him the edge over Cowbucks, whose team has so far shit the bed.

>hodgson out
Raiders are done

>>74851626
Based Blased Blaustin will carry them.

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Did a vampire get him? XD

>>74851613
no it will dillute it, but do it enough and your rooms gonna have some fucking mould hey cause youre trying to have it all steamy

hey look, i fell for the raiders will win the game meme.

>>74851477
>>74851519
>>74851528

Looks like it won't matter.

>>74851659
You fuckup.

Based broncgods!

Does anyone actually like Darius Boyd? could no think of a more insufferable cunt in NRL than Boyd

>>74851655
Thanks lad. Just want one cone to relax.

Do they wash those jerseys before they sell them? Asking for a friend.

This fucking game still has 25 minutes to go jesus christ it's so slow

>>74851671
Andrew Fafita and Jared Waerea-Hargreaves are bigger fuckwits.

>>74851695
Fifita yes.

JWH, no.

>>74851695

Neither of them cried in the dressing room about not being liked by the rest of the team.

>>74851695
>>74851671
Luke Lewis as well.

Wtf are the raiders doing??????

>>74851695
Fafitas just a fucking mong, not a cunt.

JWH isnt even close m8

>>74851703
>hating Luke Lewis

Nah mate, you're the fuckwit

>>74851711
Losing

>>74851702
Fafita almost committed suicide over a kids footy game kek.

>>74851695
Don't forget Will Hopoate

Watching Thaiday run is so hilarious

Hey lads, stick your finger up your bum then sniff it lol

>>74851727
Nice casual racism there mate

>>74851722

What has Will Hopoate done to anyone besides rip off Parramatta?

>Ref literally telling them not to tackle Milford too hard

fucking thaiday

>Ref literally telling them not to tackle Milford too hard

>Ref literally telling them not to tackle Milford too hard

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>monkey in charge of making a try

Fucking hate soliola's disgusting hair and his stupid face.

>>74851755
Delete this.

>>74851755

Would've been funnier if you used a petrol can

>>74851755
Ease up on Paulo m8. That's not even his try line

Based FUCKING Rapana

>>74851755
>implying thaiday has ever eaten a single piece of fruit

>>74851769
NUT

raiders still in this shit

>>74851771
Deadly choices mate.

Lol learn 2 kick what a spastic cunt hahaa

Ease up on the racism m8s

Son of a bitch

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>/gif/10298607

>>74851773
>>74851769
nevermind, fuck you Rapunzel

>ben hunt kicking off

POTTERY
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>POODERS

Are you FUCKING kidding me

Reminder that aidan sezer is a muslim

based poopana

Is there a fucking sportsbet market on how many times Raiders drop the ball on? Even poocastle didn't drop the ball this many fucking times.

Raiders? More like can't hold or catch the ballers XD

RickyCam when?

GLASS SHATTERS

>broncucks don't take the field goal

Enjoy the punishment.

Broncucks Ltd on pooicide watch.