/HEEM/ NATTY Tibau Edition

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breaking news

Do you guys watch this in a collective stream or whatever? I want to watch more fight sports like mma or kickboxing but all I get on my tv is bellator.

>>74844482
you need to know when fights are coming up then at the right time get a link to stream it free

>>74844406
>lightweight

>>74844482
Watch on the internet. r/mma streams posts links to every event. Bellator has their fights up for free on their website. ACB streams for free on YouTube. Look out for the calendar that gets posted here occasionally

>>74844406
>first he shoops featherweight
>then he shoops lightweight
sage is a welterweight faggot

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>>74844687
>he doesn't even follow mma news
i guess we do need NewsOP

>>74844766

wow, unreal american post here boys

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>>74844766
>tfw I unironically read the OP
come on guys, stop fucking around

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>canada being this upset that we didnt use his thread yet again
>not realizing we are never going to use one of his shitty early threads
>still making them after months of trying and getting upset when they get abandoned every time
>my fucking sides

>>74844932
Canada btfo yet again, bless OP for news and events

>>74844932
>>74845040

really good posts based on canada boys

>>74845140
i'll let you portion a thread next time

>>74845169
honestly man

really good american post

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>>74844309
welcome back

Dustin Poirier -130
Eddie Alvarez +100

Frankie Edgar -260
Yair Rodriguez +180

Henry Cejudo -230
Sergio Pettis +170

Demian Maia -175
Jorge Masvidal +135

Joanna -165
Andrade +125

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who wins? and how?
SPOILER(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Ngannou wins via destruction)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Spoiler

>>74845290
Betting on Yair. The money is way too good. He's going to heem Frankie. Only way I see him losing is if he goes for too many meme kicks and gets taken down. He would be the perfect fighter if he didn't meme kick so much.

>>74845423

Yair
+
Eddie
+
Masvidal
=
value parlay of the year

>>74845458
Add Andrade.

She is going to wrestlefuck and apply pressure on Joanna without gassing.

>>74845300
i'd bet on reem

>>74844687
Sage is a LW and A WW although I'd say he's a natural lightweight and WW is too much for him.

>>74845458
Drop 100 on it. It's honestly worth it.

>>74845477
whew laddie

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holy shit its actually fucking happening

how long would punk last?

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>>74845290
>Andrade +125

Damn bookies. I was hoping she'd be like +300 cause of fake hype behind Joanna.

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>>74846395

what did u mean by this?

>>74846333
>>74846373
>>74846395

wow, unreal american posts here boys seriously

>canada still mad an hour later
cant even make this shit up

>>74845300
I'm honestly saying this as constructive feedback rather than to shit on you but your edits aren't very good. There's something distinctly off about them and it's far too easy to realise they're fake. Since the aim is to replicate UFC posters I'd look at a few and see where you're going wrong

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TYBJ

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*GADOOSH*

>>74846682
its the font. the font is Akzidenz-Grotesk Bold Condesnsed. I would use it but it's $325 fucking dollars lol. fuck that. i just use Helvetica Bold Condensed. Helvetica is slightly more chunky and with fonts the smallest changes make a huge difference

>>74846560
honestly I'm not even kidding, good american post dude

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>>74846771

>>74846771
>Lesnar vs Jones
GADOOSH
BAM BAM BABABABABABA

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>>74846827
>he sits on his computer all day patiently waiting to be cyber bulled
lmao at ur life

>>74846783
>$325 fucking dollars lol
For a font? Wtf
Surely you can grab it for free from somewhere. I doubt everyone out there making fake posters is shelling out $325 for the privilege

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>>74846912
>he sits on his computer all day patiently waiting to hate on another man
I don't laugh at others. I only try to help. Take a step back and look what you are doing. Going out of your way to cause harm.

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>>74847055

>>74847063
Wrong file name spergy

>>74847138
He changed the filename once I started to respond to him with that screencap. He was too embarrassed by his eating habits.

>>74847150
>>74847008

I'm not even joking boys, super unreal american posts

>>74847161
(sarcasm)

>>74847063
thats me you retard, how the fuck did you get out of your ban anyway

>>74847342
I waited 7 days.

>>74847150
Never changed anything spergy

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>schaub after getting btfo
>"im going to keep fighting, im moving down to LHW"
>*cant stop being a fat fuck*
>"jk i quit im just gonna sell shitty t-shirts and go to boxercise class"

nice idol you got there LOL

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>>74847378
Yet he is worth more than every heavyweight champion other than Brock Lesnar.

>>74847394
only if you have place no value on your own pride

>>74847394
That's just not true

>>74847342
>>74847352
>>74847356

honestly guys I'm being serious, super good american posts boys keep it up

>>74844780
>>74845140
>>74845187
>>74846527
>>74846819
>>74847161
>>74847438
You okay there buddy?

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>>74844309
/heem/ is my newspaper now

Pretty based

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>>74847394
holy shit Schaub got KO'd 3 million times? thats less than I thought

>>74846827
That's a very truthful screenshot
Thanks for reminding us

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>>74847394

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>>74847559
Yes, very truthful! Haters are all casuals!

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>>74847003
i actually found it

>>74847628
Truthfully evaluating his chin is anything but casual, homophobe

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>>74847664
woops, that wasnt even the right font

>>74847726
why is Ngannou in 144p

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>>74847773
find me a higher res pic

>>74847726
>>74847664
Kek I was thinking that didn't look any better but didn't want to mention

This is better, still a bit off THO'

When's that robotic killer-cyborg magic voodoo dancing Nigerian fighter fighting again? I liked him.

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what do Rogans farts smell like?

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>>74847726
>he paid for the font

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>>74847796
i got it. the names are vertically aligned with the "vs" included in the alignment and the weightclass is the same font with arbitrary gaps in the spaces between letters. i think i got it tho

>>74847880
yes, i did. most americans have $325 to blow on frivolous internet fun

>>74847953
What the fuck, you actually did? I was just memeing. Are you the OP?

>>74848094
Are you actually dense

>>74847953
>>74848094
this is actually great

https://youtu.be/s9ldlNlCA84

Reminder that BJJ is cheating and should be banned

>>74848094
serious question, how old are you?

>>74848155
19

>watching The Chris on twitch
>Yoel_SoldierOfGod joins the chat
>"I LUHH YOU BOI"
>"YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY"
>Yoel_SolderOfGod has been timed out

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>>74847953
god those are so fucking bland tho. you should make some cool shit if you're fucking around anyway

>>74848104
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>>74848155
Lads, please. Be nice. We're all just a buncha fellas.

>>74848126
>https://youtu.be/s9ldlNlCA84
Sambo has a hard time against chokes since chokes are banned in their ruleset

nothing ashamed with that all styles have weakness in them like BJJ's lack of takedowns, wrestlings lack of submissions, judo's lack of leglocks etc

you need to cross train

>>74848165
please tell me this happened

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>>74848198
2

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>>74848233
>>74848237

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>>74848233
>>74848237
nice

>>74848257
LMFAO

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my sides

he actually thought it was Al too

>>74848233
>>74848237
see you soon boiiiiiiiiiii

>>74848257
dude his face is fucked up after that knee

>>74848393
Scary thing is, it didn't even hit him in the face... o_O

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>>74848367

2cute

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>>74848430
see here, half of his face looks like it has no feeling https://youtu.be/jrwwUI3hP8g

>>74848461
Holy fucking Christ you weren't kidding. I guess part of it is that he wasn't balls deep in a fight camp yet and has a fat face, but one of his eyes is weird as shit now.

Did he get Bisbinged or was it a temporary thing?

>>74848524
he got his shit pushed in by romero. Permanent damage for sure, Silva is pleased

So anyone that makes a thread with news and events is "spergOP" I'm really disappointed that doing the right thing leads to people jumping to conclusions >>74844477

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>>74848461
holy fuck

Is Bisping still champ wtf

>>74848614
that's bullshit for sure, he got banned for copy/pasting spergOP's blueprint hahahahahhaa

>Game of thrones
>Conor McGregor
Into the trash

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>>74848686
>Game if Thrones concert

>>74848686
Epic. I hope Conor makes an appearance.

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>>74848686
>I'm at the Game if Thrones concert

>>74848461
Jesus he doesn't look good at all. He was a handsome guy before he fought Romero too.

>>74848782
>not schaub vs piana

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Only three Conor posts so far? And they are about Gay of Thrones?

>>74848782
>LHW
Trumps not cutting weight to fight some goof

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There is a very angry soul ITT

>>74849191
yup.

LONG RANGEY

TROOST ME ON THAT

>>74849606
you the heem guy?

>>74849627
I AM MMA

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Clawja won the first fight with the polish goblin. If the judges wouldn't have gotten that decision wrong the polish goblin wouldn't have become as strong as she is now

would Gleison beat Conor?

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>>74849696

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How would he do in the UFC?

>literally has no chin so he can't get heemed

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>>74849889
clawja didnt do it but shes still gonna get rekt by a brazliian

>>74849897
>small wojak fans and big pepe with the belt.jpg

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shes officially getting into mma now. how will she do? since she saw what happened to ronda, can judo work for her? shes also better at judo than ronda ever was

>>74848461
Look what Yoelito has done

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One day I'll still be a great mma fighter, nobody can stop me!

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>>74849950
Her judo is a tad different from Ronda's

I think she will be aggressive but differently she is doing commentary at WSOF for a reason puts her foot in the door as she builds up her MMA fundmentals.


I expect her to be more of a ground and pounder/clincher similar to the Team Quest play book/Dan Kelly/Rick Hawn.

Rather then blasting quick clinch and subs ala Ronda

She's a newaza/ground expert like Ronda and has similar armbars but she has more wins by pins too. So i expect a lot ground and pound

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>>74849984
That is another possiability too, or like Lombard using their grappling style as just a netting for TDD and then working on explosive stand up. She is 2 divisions heavier then Ronda and insanely strong, I've rolled with her twice and she has freaky man strength

I could see her developing something similar to a Hbomb like Hendo or just explosive power like Lombard and Yoel Romero

Hey guys, I'm new to UFC/fighting.

How do I get into it?

>>74850096
try watching fights and picking your favorite fighters then watch their fights. then the fights of the guys they fought. its hard to get context from fights before you started following mma but watch how memes and the culture around fights emerges. get engaged.

Listen to The MMA Hour with Ariel Helwani, The MMA Beat, and Monday Morning Analyst

also, picking a fightfu is fun too

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>>74850096

It's just like anything man, you learn it best by jumping right in

I recommend you watch Bas Ruttens self defense tapes on YouTube then go to a bar and start heemin'

Who is your favorite female fighter in the UFC?

>>74850250
Valentina

>Dillashit is training with Lomachenko

RIP CODY

>>74845290
>only -175 for Maia

Unloading my bank account as we speak.

>>74850029
Nobody except your latent homosexual tendencies.

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>>74850398
This fight makes me so nervous and i am a huge Maia fan


Masvidal has good scrambling and i think he has good enough foot work not to get sucked into Maia's wrestling game.

If Maia can establish one of his rides and wall control i can see him winning,but I think Masvidal has a lot more ways to win and that makes me kinda sad for Maia.

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>>74850250
Butch Sasha Greycie.

>>74850428
That's what people told me about the Condit fight. I don't see how Mas avoids the takedown, and once that happens it doesn't matter how good your scramble is.

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>>74850444
The best way to defend against Maia's takedowns is to have good enough footwork and octogonal awareness to starve him of the walls. A majority of Maia's wrestling relies on the aide of the wall. No wall and you make Maia work harder to shoot and fundamentally his shot basics aren't the best which is why he uses the wall to help him


Second layer of defending him then would defensive scrambles, before Maia can get a hook in or leg ride.

Condit uses various guards like butterfly or close guard sweeps off his back to start his scramble

Masvidal is different with his defensive wrestling he scrambles like a folk style wrestler (similar to TJ) conceding a takedown but upon impact will pop,sweep or somehow use the initial momentum or impact of the takedown to scramble up to his feet.


I'm a scrub wrestling coach myself and i love watching Maia for how he has morphed his BJJ and morphed wrestling within MMA, but if i can see the gameplan on how to beat Maia i know professional trainers probably have similar out lines for their athletes


I am rooting for Maia through and through but I know with age and with more exposure(people studying his tapes) Maia is going to lose soon, i really do wish Maia could get his title shot enjoy a short reign as champ, evolve grappling for MMA and retired and teach what has made within the lab of the cage

>>74845290
Can someone explain this style of betting for me? I'm used to the Fighter A $1.20 Fighter B $ 4.00 style of bookie. Where a $ 1 better gives x return..

>>74850578
-XXX == Bet XXX to win $100
+XXX == Win XXX if you bet $100

This is on top of your stake. +250 would return $350 if you bet $100.

Kelvin is going to retire Anderson isn't he

>>74850792
He'll let Anderson get one good shot in to make it look good then he'll throw three jabs and knock him out.

>>74850792
They've been feedi a fat Mexican welterweight 50 year old men to look impressive. Now when Anderson heems him they can make give Andy they next title shot against Bisping or GSP.

>>74849890
No chin, all neck.
He would get chocked for days

>>74850900
I've unironically been training my neck lately. Going for that freaky big Lenny look. I also got one of those memeballs Fergu had during the face off with Khabib, it's been amazing for my wrists.

>>74845290
>Eddie is the underdog against pea head
Wtf, praise the lord for conor fans

>>74850929
Aldo was the underdog against Frankie in the sequel.

Let's not pretend that Eddie looked like a worldbeater prior to the RDA fight.

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Good morning heem!

Reminder to pay the piper today

Going to get some cardio in before the suns up.

>>74851006
>just ate four snickers bars and a kilogram of peanuts

I'll pay the piper tomorrow.

>>74851069
Tomorrow LITERALLY isn't real. It's an abstraction. You ONLY have the present moment. Own it.

>>74851075
I am owning it. I'm owning it with a gallon of Coke right now.

>>74851085
The coke is owning you! Take back your life for YOURSELF!

>>74850983
He looked a lot better than Dustin has ever

Yair will not beat Frankie

Im sorry but no.

>>74851106
Dustin did better against McGregor.

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buenos días heem

frankie vs rodríguez should be on the main card

i actually perfected my mvwmnt and that left

is jimi manuwa vs david haye actually happening?

what would be the city of the featherweight division if artem lolbov unironically defeated cub?

when will they replace the current stinky ass octagon """girls"""?

cormier will lose the belt in two weeks, american kickboxing academy is literally bankrupcy

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>>74847532

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Bit worried lads

>wake up desperate for a schaub
>go for one but only a small amount of schaub comes out
>still feel full of schaub, but no more will exit my body

what do lads

Good morning I hope you slept well.

>>74850355
Cody hits way harder than Lomachenko, can't train that chin.

>>74850792
>>74850807
>>74850899

lads do you think Anderson beat Brunson?

>>74851329
Imagine how much better Dillasnakes mewvement is gonna be though. Lomachenko has some of the best mewvement in boxing

>>74851132
I appreciate how you bundapost every time you say good morning.

If Artem somehow beat Cub I would stop watching this sport

>>74851377
>Imagine how much better Dillasnakes mewvement is gonna be though. Lomachenko has some of the best mewvement in boxing

I doubt they actually will actually train together for a prolonged period of time. Probably just sparred once or twice for fun. Lomachenko has nothing to gain from sparring TJ.

>>74851423
hope he does. old men are good for mam because people know them, but they can't hold belts and divisions up. same with bisping, he has to lose soon, and he himself admitted after losing he is done.

>>74851366
derek sucks

>>74851366
I think that Brunson probably should have won but he didn't make it look like he was winning. He showed Anderson too much respect and whined like a little baby after the fact.

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Who will win this upcoming fight? Other than the fans.

>>74851518
lol imagine losing to randa markos

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rate this PPV

>>74851567
9/10

UFC should be deeply concerned

>>74851567
>madison square garden
fedor wasn't even born the last time the knicks won a title

Zane Simon

>>74851518
Who cares, she fights like once a year, and is on a downward spiral. She be cut from roster, or retired by this time next year.

>>74851623
i thought they executed aileen wuornos

>>74851556
She won that fight.

>>74851623
>no qt mexicans in invicta anymore

why even

>>74851639
yeah and gus beat cormier and jones amirite

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Who here /Monsterforbreakfast/?

>>74851665
have some microwaved tea instead

>>74851685

>microwaved tea
>in england

basically the same thing as running through a black ghetto yelling "FUCK NIGGERS" m8

>>74851704
all you're doing is heating water it literally makes no difference

Will Robbie Lawler ever fight again?

>>74851366
yes. 29-28

>>74851366
Yes

>>74851736
i had it 30-21 for the spider

>>74851710

You get lynched here even if you put the milk in before the water. Microwave is out of the question

>>74851366
>le get raped in the clinch man

I had brunson winning honestly

>>74851447
Yeah, you're probably right.

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>tooth

>>74851567
>msg
>ppv
>overpaid over the hill fighters
shittator bankruptcy imminent

>>74851957
It's just spit, lad.

>>74851770
Milk first is the traditional way, you pikey

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>>74852027

Don't make me round up the lads.

>>74851732
hope so, i miss him

been a bad year for my favorite fighters.

as much as i want more robbie wars, i only want the full robbie, the 2014/15 robbie

>>74852027
It's only milk first for a pot of tea, for a mug it's milk last

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get HYPED

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whats your favourite belt design?

>>74852250
>it was THIS long, ladies!

To whom is this alien referring?

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>>74845836
This is what clean peak performance looks like ironically

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>>74852296
Wbc is easily the most aesthetic

>>74852324
1 round into tapping to strikes and chill and he makes this face

Wat do?

In which year was the UFC showering in prosperity? Something tells me it's 2016.

>you now remember that some """people""" unironically picked Eddie Alvarez to beat Conor McGregor

never fails to make me laugh

>tfw your country has the largest number of GOATs

>>74852473
t. Magomed Magomedov

>>74851312
morning bud

I actually slept very well last night. my wife let me put earplugs in so baby cries didn't wake me up lmao I slept amazing, best wishes friend

>>74851366
it really depends on how much weight you put on Brunson's clinch strikes
Anderson was the more effective striker, that's for damn sure. but Brunson had more octagon control, but it's hard to say his strikes did fuck all

that's a tough one to score my man

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>>74852467
there are a lot of conor haters on /heem/ my man

never doubt gooby
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>>74852467

>>74852490
personal blog Canadian is one of my favourite gimmicks on /heem/ desu

https://youtu.be/zZDXO4vMDac

Damn, embeddeds bring me back to the hype times.

>>74852507
>posting a completely different fight

Eddie's style was made for Conor to demolish.

A wrestle-boxer with poor striking defence. Eddie is basically like Chad but with way worse wrestling.

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>>74852524
Think you dropped this

>>74852531
ok lad, I don't even like Conor that much but the Eddie fight was tailor made for him.

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>>74852520
>tfw Khabib blew his chance of ever fighting Conor

>>74852512
thanks bud, appreciate it

>>74845423
Frankies boxings also 'sharper' so there's that, plus the threat of the takedown. I have Yair losing this.

>>74850398
>>74850428
I think Maia has this, but Masvidal is no joke - I don't even think he'll be able to get out of Maia's constant takedowns.

>>74852571
>I don't even think he'll be able to get out of Maia's constant takedowns.

he needs to survive the first round and a half, after that Maia's takedowns will slow down and he will get more desperate.

>>74852556
dem feels

>>74852571
>>74852574

unfortunately, Maia will chokey him

>>74852574
It's Maia's time to loose sadly and Masvidal is JUMPING ranks lately, I won't be surprised if he wins and gets a title shot.

>>74850355
Jesus christ it's true. For any of you's that thought Cody's mewvment against Dom was some shit, check out V. Lomachenko. I love that TJ's taking the right steps to dethrone Cody in training with one of the p4p greats

https://youtu.be/GU3ObBrztiQ
https://youtu.be/GU3ObBrztiQ
https://youtu.be/GU3ObBrztiQ
https://youtu.be/GU3ObBrztiQ
https://youtu.be/GU3ObBrztiQ

>I love this card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNr9KiLdBhQ

what's bloodyelbow's salary?

>>74852667
Invicta always puts on good shows. My Girl Hamasaki is on there

>>74852667
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>74852674
weeb

>>74852686
>not watching tape on every invicta fc 22 fighter

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>>74852687
>not having a jap fightfu

>>74852674
Uhhhhh bud? Yeah, uh, look pal. I hate to break this to you, and try not to take it personal, okay? Okay well uh here's the deal bud, pal.... They're not gonna fuck you if you watch their fights and pretend like they're worth watching. I am so sorry.

Have you ever been turned around by a gi inspection?

>>74852719
lmao

@12:55

A rare look into the h8r mentality

https://youtu.be/GU3ObBrztiQ
https://youtu.be/GU3ObBrztiQ

Really glad to know Uncle joey has since let Schaub into his heart.

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gooby
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>>74852296
wbc

>>74852375
Genuinely thought this was a pizza from the thumbnail

>>74852296
IBF
The NWA big gold belt is also aesthetic, but >mandrama

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>>74853031
the GOAT belt

>Alves vs Cote

>Calvillo vs Gonzalez

wow, great PPV

Anyone watching primal fc?

https://youtu.be/WDdW0klo6gQ

>>74853338
Dorks

>>74853338
stupid

https://youtu.be/rmO2XLSbqEA

>heem will defend this

https://youtu.be/Rc2nfs0K0DQ

Lmao

https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-55-davlatmurodov-vs-berkhamov/2jiku/

ACB55 is live from Tajikistan

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>>74853521
or you can watch it on jootube like a normal person

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>>74853526
True that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W7HNrRfbTY

You and me, let's get heemed together bb

>>74853338
Awful commentators.

Lads, which is your favorite promotion outside of the UFC? I'm talking about today, not historically, so don't say PRIDE (as tempting as it might be).

>>74853791
strikeforce

>>74853539
I'll never get over that heavyweight ACB main event that was so shit
It's marred the whole promotion

>>74853791
Strikeforce

>>74853791
EFN because Spiderwomen

Or Rizin

>>74853791
ultimate fighter

*charges at you* you're the /heem/ guy? IM THE /HEEM/ GUY! WATCH ME TAKE OVER /HEEM/. NO ONE IN /SP/ KNOWS WHATS COMING! LOOK ME IN THE EYES! 36 YEARS OF AGE, AUTISTIC AS A MOTHERFUCKER, SHORT, STOCKY.......DANGEROUS WITH EVERY FINGER! IM GONNA SHITPOST /HEEM/ TO /ASP/ AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA EAT YOUR WORDS! IM OUTA HERE!

>>74853791
Rizin

>>74853835
That was the last shit fight that happened in ACB

>>74853885
Yeah that finish was nice just now

OH SHIT PRIDE THEME

If this dude fights boring I'll turn off ACB, you don't disgrace Pride

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>>74853902
Todays co-main event will be spicy with Yusuf Raisov

>>74853791
Nice Username, fruitcake. What's your Reddit account? Sherdog? BloodyElbow?

>>74853911
pride was a disgrace autismo

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I've finished reading Jewanna's book, will answer your questions guys if you have any

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Tfw I'm at work and can't watch these dank fights with my fellow heemsters

>>74854060
Tell that to the soccer kick

>>74854061
Why is her face longer than her win streak?

>>74854087
It's very sad living in Polan, pls send help

>>74854100
is jenga your substitute for chess?

Pride dude lost
No hespect no honour dis is a disgraceuuu

>>74854061
What was it like playing the wicked witch of the west and working on set with judy garland

>>74854061
Is she a virgin?

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>>74854117
She got Toto the dog as a bonus and ate him for Easter dinner, a holiday that Americans don't celebrate by the way
>>74854106
I've never saw jenga game, and I've seen plenty chess sets, so nope

>>74854136
Maaaaaybe, she doesn't say anywhere in the book if she had sexy times neither does she deny

HEEM TAPPY

>>74853923
Raisov is very spicy, took his last beating like a champ too.

What did Brad Pickett's son mean by this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BR6UeccgVY_/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BR6UeccgVY_/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BR6UeccgVY_/

>>74854137
Cute doggo

>>74854307
kek

A big large lad just mad dogged me as I was waiting for a lift home from work

I promised myself I wouldn't put my head down but my eyes began to water and I did..

>>74854307
kek

>>74851125
Are we using ConorMath instead of MMAMath? Im guessing nate would be a heavy favorite against everyone in the devision

>>74854411
Joe Duffy vs Nate Diaz for lightweight championship when ?

mother of god these threads move slow when spergs are banned

>>74854455
I'm OP, janitors deleted my links to this thread in previous one because someone accused me of ban evading just because I used news and events I'm spergOP ban evading. Sad that good threads are looked down upon

>>74854455
grow up

>>74854483
This thread isn't good.

>>74854500
Better than the last one that's for sure

>>74854455
It's better this way. Except now theres some fag insisting we call the threads heem mma general.

>>74854507
looking like sherdog with news and events isn't good you doofus. you don't even train mma.

>>74854514
he's from /asp/ it's been debunked
>>74854524
Get over it kiddo news and events stay

Just got finished watching the new Big Brown Breakdown with Joey Diaz.

Worth it just for Joey fight analysis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3ObBrztiQ&feature=youtu.be

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>>74854537
>>74854524
>>74854514
>>74854507
>>74854500
>>74854486
>>74854483

gooby
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If you aren't a fan of Invicta you aren't a fan of MMA.
Is this possible without steroids?

This thread should have been deleted it was made before the 500th post.

>>74854571
The OP doesn't matter and neither does your stance on WMMA

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>>74854307

>>74854579
I'm the only thing in the universe that matters. Your apology is accepted.

>>74854571
Meth is a performance enhancing drug, right?

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>>74854061

Fantastic filename there m8

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>>74854307

kek

>>74854705
another onnit shill

>>74854687
Her left eyebrow makes her unattractive, besides that she is a fine lady

>>74854721
fuggg that follow up punch was vicious

>>74854687
rocky horror picture show

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>>74854746

She's no Kookers though

>>74852296
>IBO

kys

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Tonya Evinger vs. Yana Kunitskaya
Ayaka Hamasaki vs. Livia Renata Souza
DeAnna Bennett vs. Jodie Esquibel
Jinh Yu Frey vs. Janaisa Morandin
Amber Brown vs. Ashley Cummins

>>74854790

lol