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Finland

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WAKE ME UP

>>74842422
yeah I'm doing uni stuff last minute because I'm lazy and useless

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mcmeme 8 point night and ends any debate about hart trophy and art ross

Can Carolina still make it?

first for Frank Vatrano gwg

GO BROOMS & DEBBIES

>>74842631
he literally cant stop talking about edmonton

think he resigns here cheap?

Snes are bad franchise and should relocate

>>74842665
mathematically yeah but it would be really hard and meme tier

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>>74842703
good post

how many seconds till Bolts tie this up?

>>74842718
Probably because your canashit (((media))) doesnt stop asking him

>>74842789
>in poo jersey
>canadian media

>>74842719

Literally all the owner's fault.

Melnyk spends to the cap, he makes more money and has a team worth mentioning.

>>74842719
halifax explosions WHEN?

>>74842780
kek

>>74842819
He was asked by TSN in Toronto ecause they're playing the Laffs tonight. Literally only happens in Canada by Canadian media. Happened when they returned to Edmonton

>the last general was under 3 hours old
holy shit you finns are quick

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>>74842821
Reminder that Melnyk unironically believes that the Sens are cup contenders

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>>74842853
It doesnt get any better than this

>>74842853
>Halifax Explosions
fucking kek, wasn't ready for that

>spear O'Reilly in the balls
>no penalty
>slash the tip of Methot's finger off
>no penalty
>slewfoot Karlsson
>no penalty

If this faggot pulled a gun and shot someone would the refs call it?

>>74842853
too soon man

too soon

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>blots

>>74842996
>slewfoot karlsson

Forget to mention all the slashs karlsson has given Crosby tonight?

>>74842954
There were no Finns really in the last thread.

Anyway, that was all me. Been shitposting all day. I derailed the thread before last with Reddit posting. And then I was behind the Leveraxe posting. Also the Hot Dog posting.

I'm an elite poster, I should probably Trip up so you guys know when I'm around making quality memes and posts.

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>11 points in five games

Step aside McFaggot the title is mine

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>>74843043

>>74843037
This post makes me want to vomit

>>74842941
>toronto media
>asking about edmonton

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>>74843073
Hit the showers Quing Ling

>>74843043
>despite the hot streak only on pace for 60 points
not that impressed to be quite honest

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>>74843114

>>74843096
t. reddit

>>74843029
Difference is Crosby deserves it

When has Karlsson ever done anything dirty?

>>74843166

Don't forget what team had the player that cut Karlsson's achilles was.

>>74843166
>Crosby deserves it

Everything he gives he gets back double. Just you cry babies need to humanize him since hes Hockey allah.

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>>74843037

is crysby being a dirty faggot again? too big of a pussy to use his body so he uses his stick to slash instead

i honestly just wish someone would fucking flatten him and end his hockey career, mcdavid can carry team canada from here on out

If you're not watching the Pens-Sens game you're missing some great big hits.

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letang can suck a wang

>>74843166
Are Ottawa fans really complaining about Uncle Gary, when he literally gifts the Norris to Karlsson year after year, despite his shit defencive skills?

>>74843304

Well there's a lot of options in our lineup.

Phaneuf, Boro, Smith, Burrows, hell, Ryan is throwing big hits tonight.

Oh, also, what a surprise, more PENULTY.

Crosby is the third best player of all time but hes a dirty piece of shit. This is not debatable.

>>74843166
>Crosby deserves it
And then there's this faggot.

Sounds like I'm missing quite a game desu senpai

>>74843351
>a grinder is dirty

So surprising...

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>>74843329
>gifts the Norris to Karlsson year after year
>completely ignoring the fact that ''BUT HE WAS DUE'' Doughty got it last year despite Karlsson clearly deserving it more

>>74843351
Crosby doesn't even crack top 5. Gretzky, Lemieux, Orr, Howe and Bossy are all better than him.

Maybe top 10. MAYBE.

>>74842853
Lyl
>>74842821
This for real though. Greedy bastard he is. Should have died like he was supposed to.

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>>74843146
>This b8 again

>>74843389
most of crysbys goonery is well away from the play

>>74843329
Are you delusional? Karlsson should be in line for his fifth straight Norris this year.

>>74843389

>Grinder

>Cindy

Oh please you fucking wannabe queerbecer fuckmuffin.

If the refs didn't fucking protect him every fucking night, he'd be fucking in a fucking hospital trying to figure out how a spoon works with how much of a whiny little cunt he is.

>>74843407
>Karlsson ever deserves a Norris

Theres a reason Ottawa didnt make the playoffs last season.

methot wont be back tonight....greeat

>>74843453
>and he is the sole reason
kill yourself.

>>74843441
So youre admiting that teams take cheap shots at him?

>>74843417

You know what's most hilarious AND sad about Melnyk?

He fired the guy who got him that liver. He fired Cyril Leeder AFTER HE LITERALLY HELPED SAVE HIS LIFE.

>>74843479
its ok when crosby does it

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>>74843351
>Crosby is the third best player of all time
not even top-5, and only arguably top-10

>inb4 m-muh PPG

>Crosby isn't a grinder
I knew there were some dumbasses who post here but wew.

Anyone post a webm of Crosby being dirty? Can't find anything on /r/hockey

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>>74843507

>>74843496

No, he'd be fucking in a hospital because he'd be fucking hit hard every fucking game and his little pussy fucking physiology wouldn't be able to handle it, to say nothing of the concussions he'd get from getting finished after he started shit without the refs saving him before the other guy could hurt him.

>>74843507
>t. Booty blasted snes fan

Crosby is the GOAT

>>74843499
What a cunt.

crysby isnt even top 10

a top ten player wouldnt be injured for half his career because of a couple of big hits

>>74843611
So Lemueix also isnt top 10?

>>74843516
Look up Crosby on Twitter

>>74843611
shit the fuck up faggot literally fall into a hot stove face-first

I could listen to this guy describe concussions all day long.

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>mattmemes

>>74843638
he had cancer

>>74843638
lemieux voluntarily left because the league was shit and he had cancer, not quite the same thing

I wish I could make a webm of this conversation.
>concussion gave me epilepsy

>>74842853
My sides have had the same results.

>>74843721
lymphomababby

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>>74843801
you call in sick to work when you have the flu, you little bitch.

Crosby is 5th all-time and is on pace to pass Howe and Orr depending on how much hardware he accumulates the second half of his career. His PPG in this era is unreal and would easily be 3rd all-time if he played in any other era.

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>>74842719
How about you fuck right off bud

>>74843801
more respectable than having a glass brain

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Hey there gents!

I'm a up-and-coming writer for TSN, and I'm trying to get some hockey opinions from the best of the best analysts on 4chan, and Bob McKenzie won't return my calls.

Any new information, opinions, or ideas about this season would be greatly appreciated. Even insights on future players, and the league in general, helps a ton with my research.

Thanks in advance!

>Ottawa is getting beat by a D-Corp consisting of Ruhwedel, Corrodo, Streit and a bunch of literal whos
>They are considered """""cup contenders""""""

Lel what a buncha busts

>b-b-but muh penuldys!
Stop retaliating you goons.

>>74843724
>lemieux voluntarily left because the league was shit
it wasn't thought. this was probably the most pretentious moment in the history of the league

>>74843801
this. the cancer gave him powers.

>>74843849
>second half of his career
>what is CTE
crysby is a season or two max from basically being an invalid

>wondering why other thread is suddenly ded
>oh right, I'm on a board that jumps ship the second a thread hits 500
Why do you faggots do this?

>"leads the league in scoring"
>26 goals

McSecondary dicksucking is a fucking joke

crosby chopped off daniel alfredsson's arm with a katana

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>>74843866
oh. ok.

>>74843870
don't they have a bunch of injuries right now

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I'm going to bed now guys. I don't want you to fight too much, and I DO NOT want to find /hoc/ in ruins when i come back

Good night

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>tfw governmentt-sponsored ads interrupt your hockey watching experiences to advertise themselves

>>74843931
>t. sindy crysby

mcdavids not very good he just skate fast in a straight line and they gift him points

>>74843934
Guy's you won't believe this, but during the first intermission crosby came into my house and slashed my mom.

Posting from the hospital right now, they're re-attaching her arm now as we speek. She might not make it.

Fucking crosby, fucking bettman.

Anyone else having issues with streams tonight?

>>74843912
CTE isn't real.

>>74843998
he's going to have a shorter career than most generational players since he is SO reliant on his speed

>>74843870
>implying Ottawa isn't riddled with injuries
>Pongs getting away with literal murder
>snes get 4 minutes for a love tap to the head because muh blood
Get fucked pongsfag.

>>74843990
Patrick Kane is doing better too

>>74844033
I thought it was just my connection. They all seem to be malfunctioning.

This jackets game is amazing, GOAL JENNER

>>74843998
>be Cam Talbot
>Having extrodinary season
>Get literally no credit because your teammate is secondary assisting his way to the Art ross

P U N I S H E D
U
N
I
S
H
E
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imagine working hard for your money and then spending it to see the avalanche

heh you kiddos are in for a treat tomorrow. gonna do the exact same thing and derail all the /hoc/ threads

see you then buckos

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>>74844108
cant waste money on the avs if you waste it on the broncos.

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>>74843998
>Oilers get some free points after all that hard work by >my team last night

>>74844084
you wanna try spelling that again chief lol

>>74844169
Oh, and don't even try banning me, you janny fucks. I haven't actually served my bans for years now.

Later cucks

>>74844182
Games against Colorado should only count as a shootout win

>>74844082
It was Seth

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>tfw back to back games vs the avalanche

>9:30 start

comfy af

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>that goal

>>74844108
i went to 2 games in one week while i was visiting my friend this year around denver. it was quieter than when i went to a worcester ice cats game on a tuesday afternoon once

>>74844084
he should have injured mcmeme somehow

>>74844064
>riddled with injuries
>missing 3 regulars
>Penguins are missing 8 regulars including 4 Defence and a top 5 scorer

Kys

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>>74844226

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>>74844273
>tfw living on the west coast and no late night hockey ever

i genuinely want either mcdavid or crosby to get absolutely demolished for no other reason other than seeing the bearded fat guys with glasses on twitter whine about it for months

>>74844347
There defense is still terrible with their regulars

>>74844389

Does that mean your east coast games start at 4? That's shitty.

>>74844414
Exactly. This defence is beer league tier and Ottawa cant even get any good chances.

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Reminder

>boy oh boy that cahner mcdehvid sure is a beaut eh talk about that beaut of a celly he did after the clapper eh

>>74844442
Memes tier

Central time Zone is best time zone since nothing is too early or too late

>>74844347
>3 regulars
2 of which are 2 of our top scorers you retarded fuckwad. Call me when you're missing Crysby and Malkin at the same time.

>>74844414
>There
stupid fucking american

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>>74844454

calle jarnkrok is so fucking good dude.

>>74844399
You sound like an upstanding dude.

>Pons get a free TMM avoidance

Keep on telling yourself you don't get free gifts you bandwagoning fucks.

>>74844439
yes they do, and yes it is shitty.

>oilers havent scored yet
what the fuck

Testing out myh new Tripcode so you plebs know when you're talking to me. Just a heads up I will be derailing any threads if you make me mad. Watch it.

>>74844509
>1889x359
>squinting

Stupid phone poster

>>74844509
Go back to 9gag

lel oilers havent even woke up yet

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>>74844584
stupid fucking american.

>>74844494
Lel. He thinks Stone and McArthur are anywhere near as worth as Letang and Malkin.

Pretty shit top scorers you got there.

>>74844573
neat now we can filter you

Holy shit that Crosby slash was nasty.

>>74844414
I know that Kris Letang with his SCF winning goals and league leading TOI last season is worthless.

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>>74844564
>boxscore on nhl.com has mcdavid credited with 3 assists despite the score of the game being 0-0

makes u wonder for sure

Penguins are reddit as fuck

>>74844677

>reddit

into the filter it goes

>>74844648
Crosby is a bad hombre (build wall)

>>74844677
haha upvoted :^)

>>74844677
They play in the slavshit capital of America what else do you expect

>>74844692
mad you cant downvote me here cuck?

>>74842963
I'm so sick and tired of this retarded commercial. It's on every fucking channel

When they're all skating around playing hockey, it looks like a south park skit because of all their stupid grins

rask blows

bonino is a reddit player

rest of the pongs are fine

>>74844631
OK, I'll admit to a slight mistake I made. I thought Hoffman was out because I literally have not seen him yet tonight.

wtf i love colin wilson now

>mfw lives in EST but supports a team in MT

name a worse feel /hoc/

>>74844494
>2 of our top scorers
>neil has 1 goal
>McArthur has been out since Sept

Are you implying Chris Neil is one of your top scorers?

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>>74844629
>Checks flag
Do we tell him?

https://twitter.com/HockeyHangout/status/845077427411996677

>yfw crosby loses the art ross and rocket because of a suspension

>>74844773
Playoff Wilson came early this year

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*blocks your shot*

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>>74844777
>tfw live in MST but support a team in EST

>>74844788
>>74844765
Fuck off.

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>>74844790
>these delicious (You)s
stupid fucking american.

>>74844838
>Angry snes fan doesnt even know his own team

Can you trip so I can filter you?

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>>74844777
Ah, found one of >our bandwagoners.

Fuck off, please.

>>74844798
it sucks for colin cause hes been playing really well this year and wouldnt have an issue with him being protected but because of arvidsson hes gonna be left out sadly.

>yakobust such a bust that even other russians don't like him

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>>74844899
>20 years no cup
no u

>>74844899
edmonton is all bandwagon you fucking redditnigger

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>>74844899
>implying all oilerfags everywhere aren't bandwagoners

>>74844777
Live in Newfoundland and support a team in PST

>games start at 11:30

>facing maybe the worst goalie to start a game this season
>cant even get a shot
come the fuck on edmonton

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webm dump though? i'd really appreciate it, thanks in advance.

>>74844901
Honestly I think Jarnkrok would still be ahead of him. Very versatile and his contract is really good. Hopefully Poile can get Vegas to take Smith, but we'll see.

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For the anon who wanted the Aho edit
It ain't much but I tried

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>>74844967
what the fuck, how did that get into my hockey folder? or onto my goddamn pc?

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Thanks Crosby

https://twitter.com/JBarb87/status/845067516040953856

I want to be my own gf

The score may not reflect it but the Caps are absolutely walking all over the Jackets. Totally controlling play. Bob showing up for Russkie heritage night.

>>74845071
once you meet a girl thats exactly like you, you'll start to realize all the things you, and others, fucking hate about you.

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*turns off game*

>>74845042
why dont you build a time machine and make this post 20 years ago when people cared about you stupid fucking american

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>>74844904
Canafags THIS upset that the Canes are winning.
Please keep this team in Carolina Bettman.

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>>74844899
>being an oilers bandwagoner
>of all teams in MT
>bandwagoning a team that has thrown playoff opportunities and 1st round picks out the window for years now, and has made it an art form
>of all the teams i could pick
>bandwagoning a team that hasn't made to the playoffs as recent as the Atlanta Thrashers
>of all the fucking teams in the NHL
>bandwagoning a team that plays in the shit part of Alberta, in a shit city that depends almost entirely on oil and provincial parliament
I violently gagged irl at the suggestion, please do /hoc/ a favor and kill yourself

>>74845042
FUCK

Skate or stick caused that?

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>>74845042
Maybe he needs more milk

this giga russkie the canucks have is bretty gud man

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>>74845042

>>74844961
found a winner
>>74845133
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

>>74845042
wew

Tryamkin watching too many Crosby highlights

>>74845071
i made myself into the gf

>>74845204
Trans?

>>74845129
stick, and it was through the glove

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>oy vey gas golden shekels

>>74845133
What's stronger

The strength of Canadian Dairy Farm milk?
or
The power of downward force of a stick held by a good ole all canadian boy?

>>74845042
I think everyone should play like sidney crosby, the game would be a lot more interesting.

>>74845042
Warrior needs to stop making food stamp tier gear. The same shit happened to Gaudreau earlier in the season.

>>74845301
keep your head up on the ice, kids

>>74845301
Evil fuck

>>74844870
Suck my dick. At least I own my mistakes, unlike you and your parents.

>>74845286
This is a trick question. Because a good ole all canadian boy is super charged by the wholesome power of milk.

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>>74845323
>tfw the entire league is nothing but boring grinders

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>>74845042

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>Lightning PP
Coming up

>>74845301
let's be real here, kucherov had it coming

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>>74845425
literally fuck your own face.

>>74845380
I was thinking more like being able to go ham on people without getting penalized.

bring back the fight in Ice fight.

>>74845301
Charging and elbowing. Probably gonna get 2-3 games for that.

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>Lightning PP

>>74845042
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>Bombston

I don't even give a shit if we make the playoffs anymore(we aren't) I just want to see these faggots choke away their playoff spot.

If Murray doesnt win the Calder after this steller season does it just prove Gary hates the Pongs?

>>74845479
if memory serves, he didn't even get a penalty for it. can't remember how but it got waved off.

>>74845528
no but it proves the writers do

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kuch for art ross, you heard it here first lads.

>>74845528
>Gary hates the Pongs
No. You're not allowed to be this delusional. Pongs are Bettman's fucking baby.

Jackets playing like ass tonight, lucky to salvage this point

>>74844941
Been a fan since we sucked in 94 or 95
never been to reddit
Fuck off, name faggot

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>>74845521
Bombston missing the postseason is just as good as the Bolts making it

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>>74845578
>being this mad

>>74845586
why do you lie on the internet kid?

>>74845595
>mad
It's true. There's literal evidence in the fucking game they are playing right now. Get the fuck over yourself, retarded pongsfag.

>>74845528
Writers hate rookie goalies, especially when there are talented forwards to drool over. This was the rookie class the last time a goalie won it

http://www.nhl.com/stats/player?aggregate=0&gameType=2&report=skatersummary&pos=S&status=R&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20082009&seasonTo=20082009&filter=gamesPlayed,gte,1&sort=points,goals,gamesPlayed

>>74845578
Can you blame him? Pittsburgh is based as fuck. I'd argue they deserve another team

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>>74845601
30 year olds are kids now?

>>74845618
>1 missed call
>"LITERAL EVIDENCE"

kys

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Thug Crosby

Now in webm

>Avs up 2-0
I'd laugh but I've seen how adept they are at choking

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>>74845521
same here.

>>74845626
How often does a Rookie goalie put up numbers close to the reigning vezina winner?

>mfw underage cuck redditers pretend to be 30 years old

>>74845702
oh god wtf happened

>>74845740
Doesn't matter

Good Toronto rookie means Toronto rookie wins easily

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>>74845702

>>74845666
>knock off somebodys fingertip
>jsut one missed call bro

ITT brand new tripfag thinks shitposting is "derailing" while we all discuss hockey like civilized gentlemen anyway

not even worth the (You) lad. i give kippers (You)s all the time. fucking embarrassing to say the least.

>>74845769
No Im talking in general. Not specific names. You said rookie goalies are overlooked, but how often does a rookie goalie not only get a chance to play a good amount of games, but also put up numbers similer to veterans? It hasnt really happened since Mason. Just in the 2000's 3 goalies have won a calder.

Youre right, Matthews probably will win, but only because the voting is majority Toronto media.

Murray won't win the Calder, but it's a crime that he's not even being included in the discussion in most rankings. Would be a big 'fuck you' if he wins another cup, the first time a goalie won 2 technically as a rookie.

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>>74845521
at least we don't have to eat those shitty pubic sammies

>>74845800
Its still just a slash. The play was far from over when Methot showed he was bleeding. Stop being so emotional you faggot.

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Kek even as a wild fan i have no idea how they could give Olofsson an assist to the first goal.

>>74845866
>hoagies
>not complete utter shit

>Kuch hat trick

>>74845848
Actually that was my first time responding to you. I just assumed you were talking about why Murray deserved to win and posted why Matthews would win anyways.

>>74845842
Sorry kid, you mad?

Gg capitals, great game, see you April 6th

Ottawa benefits from refpuck

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i do miss pubsubs though.

>Literally takes a fucking cumguzzling pen in open ice hauling our captain for a penulty against shittsburgh

>Immediate goal


Now please, PLEASE fucking hospitalize Crosby and my night is made.

>>74845866
I like how you loser flyover niggers were too lazy to change the sandwich, since that's an official Publix sandiwch.

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>Kuch hat trick

Kuch gunning for that Rocket trophy.

>>74845925
Fucking feel it
>>74845928
Based

>>74845763
Crosby slashed methot on the hand. Methot was wearing his glove, and no penalty was called.


FUCK YEAH HOFFMAN.

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Caps

desu great game caps bros it's gunna be fun

>>74845932
did he really? my stream is lagging.

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Anyone ever try their other sandwiches at Publix? Thinking of getting a Reuben tomorrow.

>>74845946
>beating an AHL team ft Crosthug

Huehuehuehue

>>74845951
Christ how hard did he slash him? Slashes like that should be automatic suspensions too, you can fuck up someone's season easily like that.

>>74845956
Fantastic game, we gunna win April 6th tho seeya then

>>74845967
yeah he got an empty netter

>>74845969
>buying one of the easiest food items to make yourself

>>74845969
>literal kikewich
I might pick up some fried chicken with a side of Marshmallow Delight
I've heard about their waffle batter chicken but never had it

>>74845985
>Backpedaling
Lol you must be french or torontonian

>>74845995

Oh no, not for superstar darling criesby, it was OBVIOUSLY an accident! He a gud boy, he dindu nuffin.

He'd never do such a bad thing!

>>74846025
literally said earlier >>74843870 but good try faggot.

boston buncha aint shit niggas famalam

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>Bolts winning in Bombston
I'm honestly amazed
They usually have their protective Original 6 meme magic to win against the Bolts in Bombston, Massivetwoshits

>>74846011
Sorry kiddo, I want more than ham and cheese on a bun. That may be news to you.

And I'm not going to make a sandwich for work that will be completely soggy by the time I eat it.

>>74845969
If it's Publix it's good.

>>74845996
Like when you had that streak going and got blown the fuck out by >us to end it

If Crosby pulled out a gun and shot someone he wouldn't be penalized.

>>74846116
Never said we were going to win that game, but GG

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>>74845969
Publix is shit.
Now Safeway has the best sandwiches and they make them in front of you too.

>>74846089
>Original 6 meme magic
They injure the good players in the 1st, and then "win" against rookies and defensemen. Hardly magic.

>>74846091
>ham and cheese on a bun
really? That's all you're capable of?

>>74846155
So just like the penguins.

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>>74846150

>Broons are collapsing this hard
How can one team be so shit?

>>74845925
It's not refpuck when they actually call a legit penalty on you. I know you're not used to it.

>>74846155
They lost to a glorified AHL team tonight

>Losing to the fucking blots to end the season
yep sounds like broons. back to drinking heavily and hating everyone.

Jeez Montreal has pretty empty stands, Quebec when?

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>>74846204
>lose to a bunch of rookies
>Original 6 meme magic in action

>>74842665
If I get dubs canes will make playoffs

>>74846257
Reroll.

>>74846257
Reroll

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>>74846180
I'm not going to let my sandwich get soggy in the ~6 hours between making and eating it.

Again, I know that's not a problem for kiddies like you who just want ham and cheese on white wonderbread, but I'm an adult and I like some vegetables on my sandwich.

And, as you'll find out in school one day, vegetables are mostly water!

>>74846257
>>74846268
>>74846273
like this my friends

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Hey Quebec.

>bombston loses to toronto
>then tampa
looking forward to saturday tbqh famalampai

>>74846297
Seems like Canes should get used to playing in Quebec

Condom is better than Anderson and should be the starter in the playoffs

>>74846279
If you work in an office they have a refrigerator, if not just get an ice pack and a lunch box m8. I like saving money so I don't eat out very often.

>>74846338
>implications
gaybeck will never have nhl again

>>74846155
just like the
>wongs

bless their heart, the rival-REE is all they have.

>White is going to hold out on Ottawa and sign with Pittsburgh in 2 years

Eat shit Sensfags

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>>74846335
when the playoffs are near, bedshitting takes gear

>>74846348
Pls jests sign condom or darling I have colon cancer and need to live to see the jets win a playoff game

>>74846057
Lol you're the one from Toronto faggot

Oh well, thought the jackets were gunna pull it out in OT was a great game, BOB was amazing as per usual, it's going to be a fun playoffs

>>74846279
>kiddo
>kiddies
pic related
>I clearly make fun of ham and cheese sandwiches
>but i'm a kiddie who only wants ham and cheese.
Put your veggies in a seperate bag, dip shit.
How retarded are you? Put your name back on, "godking of hockey". I bet you can't even boil water.

So I bet Croshit won't be suspended for a fucking second for trying to take off Methot's finger. Fuck Gary Shittman and fuck Shitney Crosfag

>>74846441
>ottawa is gonna lose another goalie because muh andy

I hate Craig Anderson

>>74846441
Wow that's some "shit" luck

>>74846465
>Put your veggies in a seperate bag, dip shit.
That's weird. Because now having to assemble my fucking sandwich at work doesn't sound like the "easiest meal to make."

Also,
>veggies
Leave kiddo

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>>74846465
forgot pic