Official Dallas Stars @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

How do you think Forsling is doing in Q's torture dungeon? I'd reckon pretty bad after tuesday night.

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>>74841905
Here, ready, and comfy as fuck.

>>74842091
You mean to say he's still on the team?

wew

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If you choose to not be negative nancys tonight, the power of Boss Ross will keep Crawford from being a Craw4ord.

>one more shift for the eagle

Hope he punches a motherfucker.
I also wonder who would win in a drinking contest, him or edzo....

>>74842538
Fuck off faggot

>>74842552
>he won't punch Pierre
Wasted opportunity.

>>74842538
no force on earth can stop Crawshit from ruining this season in 3 weeks' time

Edzo looks like he just woke up

>>74842538
Stop you faggot

Fuck why are the other Cubs fans on this board so fucking gay

>>74842591
You get in trouble for hitting faggots nowadays

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>>74842700
>hitting faggots
They hit you with the book if you mean things about them.

They should change the title of this thing tonight to "one more slash" just for Eddie

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>>74842600
>No force on earth can stop Crawshit
The bench can.

>>74842814
Then we get D4rling.

He still looks fucking crazy

I remember seeing belfour at the chicago stadium. Was my first hockey game
Puck flew into the stands and almost took my dads nuts off.

>>74842856
Only if the Who don't steal the Hawk's mojo ago.

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>>74842920
One way to solve that.

>>74842891
Games at the old stadium were insane. The roof was really low and it sounded like a freight train coming through there the entire time. And this tool can't hold Messmer's jock

>>74842986
Suicide? That's a very Who solution to the problem.

>>74842990
I miss the noise and how...well how shitty it was.

Always good to see Patrick "cucklord" "suicide inducer" Sharp back in Chicago

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>>74843069

>>74843069
cucklord is a fitting name for you

>>74843165
Somebody should have went and jumped his ass.

>>74843165
Fake news

What a shitty fucking call.

>>74843227
>Supporting Donald 'High Treason' Trump
How's that business dealing coming along over healthcare in fucking over the poor and elderly?

>Faceoff in your own zone during a power play
The fuck is up with Dallas?

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>all this thunder

>>74843379
>Being a leftist shit for brains...

I bet your parents are proud of you

>that plug
Smooth Foley, real smooth

holy shit
That dude's eyes. The embodiment of >just

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaner...Smooth as butter

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Thank you Kane.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST

KANER!!!

He can't keep getting away with it

Oh my god stop the shaking

JIGGLECAM

Patrick Kane's official song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKl-Ng084U

I'd like pat to never say"on the come" ever again.

Who /obnoxiously drunk/ here?

>>74844193
Yeah that was gross lol

>>74844197
Not yet. Will be by the end of the night.

I tried to stop wanking me cock so I could have more sex but after a few days I saw giant ice tiddies on Final Fantasy XV and my dick couldn't take it.

Fap magic lads

>>74844370
I mean...I get it.
Sometimes you just see some tiddies and need to crank one out.

>>74844370
Surprising we haven't had use much fap magic this season, the boys are just too good, plus we have a black guy on the team again so basically the cups ours

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>>74844370
>Ice titties from FFXV
>Not Desert Link from Breath of the Wild.

>>74844370
kek

>>74843475
Proud we didn't vote for a Russian pawn.

>Can't even repeal Obamacare with majorities in both houses of congress because 30 people in his own party would vote against it
>Goes to work his deal making magic on the legislator.
>That number against the repeal jumps to 40
WINNING

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>>74844699

>>74844370
>Nier: Automata is out and the porn is immaculate.
I don't know what it is about the leotard underneath but.... god damn.
>sweatingman.png

>>74844831
Why do you like Obamacare? Do you not have private insurance (poor fag) or do you like your premiums going up?

Genuine question.

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>>74844946
I can see why it's selling like hotcakes.

>>74845025
Poorfag who can actually afford medication now. At least before Republicans try to gut medicare. Which is their real plan for all this.

>>74845249
Why should I have to pay for your anti-depressants with my tax?

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>>74845292
Wow, you're really a cunt as you say. It's not like he's freeloading for welfare checks.

>>74845346
I'm not a charity my man, I don't have that much moolah to begin with so I'm salty about all taxation.

Depends on the medication, really. I'd be a lot more sympathetic for someone with Type 1 Diabetes. Can't help that and those people are gouged.

>>74844831
>>74845025
>>74845249
>>74845292
>>74845346

>>/pol/

YOU NEED TO GO BACK

>>74845292
>Implying getting medication to treat my bi-polar disorder to be a productive person outside of /sp/ game threads is a bad thing.

I finally got the plebbit streams working and i actually have time to watch a game. everything's coming up milhouse.

>>74845413
Personally, who am I to say you can't have your medication if you truly need it and you are a functioning member of society? If you need it, go for it.

I'm also salty about additional taxes, but that's mainly the fucks in Springfield can't manage the tax dollars worth a fuck and are using my pension money as they slush fund. Once I'm able to, I'm getting the fuck out of Illinois.

>>74845499
lmao
Im bipolar (diagnosed at 19)!and Im unmedicated

Fucking learn to manage it ya dickhead. If fat ugly gay Stephen Fry can, so can you

>>74844831
Bet you one one of them pussy hats... You live in boystown???

>>74845571
their*

Yeah, I guess it's that time again. Hello drano martini.

>>74845591
This.
I'm bi-polar as well and take no meds and do just fucking fine.

>>74845603
>draino martini
aren't you saving those for the sox season?

>>74845591
wow look at this fucking edgelord.
get some lithium you moron

>>74845591
>>74845617
Same. Straight up mental illnesses run in my family. I have plenty of batshit fucking crazy relatives. I just fucking deal with it. Is it difficult sometimes? Yup

>>74845591
I am, and the fact that I'm not a bitter tripfag like yourself who willingly goes untreated, means I'm in a better position in life.

Sucks to be you who wants to just drag people down.

>>74845649
You sound upset, why dont ypu have a government funded drug cocktail to calm down

>>74845673
>that moral equivalence

>>74845673
>your life sucks because you are untreated

Hahaha, I bet two days arter you stop taimg your pills you get sick and want to kill yourself right?

>>74845762
The fact you need to project only proves I'm right.

>>74845672
I'm not saying it's not hard, but it's better than pissing away money on pills.

>>74845791
I do not think you know what that means.

The only person here desperate to justify themselves is you. I just dont want to pay for babby that cant recognise patterns in their mood and doesnt know how to manage those manic days

>>74845845
To be fair, managing the more manic days would probably be easier if you could stick your dick into captain slanty.

>Crawford

>>74845845
I'm the one who's not going untreated, hardly a needed justification. Also the bigger thing here.

>Implying you're rich enough to see an increase in your taxes that was because of the medicare expansion.
Hue hue hue

lmao I'm just fucking with him. I take divalproex and escitalopram. I try to stop but it makes me so physically ill I cant.

I feel like a test dummy for big pharma, my drugs are like $10 per momth but Im still part of the system.

GOTEEM

Good fight

i need to start building my memes folder for the playoffs post your spicy memes

FUCK HIM UP

Hamhuis has a good chin. Hartmen landed some huge hits

neat

Hartman just fucked scamhuis's shit up

FUCK

>>74845919
>getting this mad over bait

relax senpai Imwas juat bantering ;)

>>74846196
oi cunt top bant

WHY IS THAT JEW HERE?!

>rare bettman sighting

God I fucking hate Bettman so much

>>74846369
Thinking about how much money he is going to make from the all-American final of Chicago and Shittsburgh

>>74846369
Feed him to the Harpy

>>74846415
Would be a good final....

>>74846369
Probably talking with Bowman about the next championship to expand hockey.

>>74846466
Super Mario dubs confirm

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ded

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>This game

Are the hawks just coasting now?

>>74847075
shut up shut up shut up shut up

>>74847089

Why? They've been looking like it the past fewq games.

A Stars fan once laughed in my face because the hawks had traded their """""best prospect"""" to the Stars

It was Stephen Johns

>>74847089
Theyve clinched so no poimt point burning out

>>74847130
Dangerous mentality.

>>74847109
If only the rest of the season was indicative of how they are actually doing.

>>74847075
probably

That was clearly a hook. Stick on hands

HOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BOSS
FUCKING
HOSS

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Boss fucking Hoss

DEMI GOD HOSSA!!!!

no ice

>>74847110

That fucking loser? Oh that's rich

>>74847285
I was trying to tell him, he is a nobody that coulsnt even crack minutes above cumiskey

Eddie is fucking trashed.

>>74847319

>Stars fans

Sorry you had to go through that. Also Minnesota lost again so huzzah.

>>74845936
Talk to your doc about getting off divalproex. Valproic Acid is a shitty drug and they might be able to get you on something with a nicer side-effect profile.

t.pharmacist

I wish tripfags would blog more

>>74847395
Are you that faggot cubs fan

>>74847395
say no more famalam

>>74847409
no I only follow Orix Buffaloes

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>>74847409
Why so butthurt friend?

>>74847430
You're cool

>>74847442
You're a faggot.

Go steal the taco bell sign.

>>74847375
Thanks for the advoce

It made me so ill when I started

RAPE TOWNSHIP

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

How? Literally how?

>>74847478
FUCK YOU. THAT'S HOW.

wew

>first rape
>then that
Really?

>>74847481

That was uncalled for.

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FUCKING CRAWFORD

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I just...

It's times like this that I get ready to scream out Crawford, and then I remember Marty Turco.

75% sewson goals in two periods. Worse than matthews tbqh

I told you about Crawshit, bros

wow

>>74847497
Sorry m8. I was excited about rape township.

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Stars

>>74847513
>Turdco was 6 years ago
how time flies

>>74847555
You now remember Cristobal Huet.

jesus Eddie

Jesus christ eddie

You now remember McSecondary

Eddie is gone

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>>74847581
high
high hand
hand high
high
high hand coordination
So fucking drunk now

great, more PP overtime

>Going into overtime with a PP
I've seen this episode before

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IT'S TIME

PING

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[DINK]

PING

CMON TAKE WHAT YOU WANT

JUST SPREAD EM OPEN AND SHOVE IT IN

THUNK

>>74847659
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

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>tfw this gif is literally happening

HOLY FUCK

Wew

wew

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RAPE TOWNSHIP

>crawshit suddenly decides to play like a real pro goalie

>>74847723
Appropriate for Eddie Belfour night

goddamn son

>>74847723
I'll take what I can get

Damn Kane

Sexy

>>74847791
Based

leltonen

BREADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BREADMANNNNNN!

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GG Stars

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This W was brought to you by David Ross. >>74842538

Keep on winning Hawks

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GG stars

8 point lead over Minnesota and only two behind Washington for the top overall seed. Mission accomplished!

reminder that they will try to push crawshit as the reason they won, but please remember why they got here in the first place.

gg Dallas

>>74847816
Fuck off nigger.

>>74847816
kill yourself cunt

Thanks be to the skeleton poster. He is the true light who sees us through this dark, cub-shitposting, days.