/hoc/

based hickok

Fuck trump and fuck white people

>>74838163
based op

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>>74838196
fuck dem mayo ass white bois

>>74838163
what does the bike represent in this image?

>>74838236
The board

>Kongs not making the playoffs AGAIN

Fuuuuck. Getting tired of this shit. Dubs decides my new team. Has to be a playoff team though.

>>74838163
I want to go into the sport but it's pretty difficult here, no one care and the tv program are designed for connoisseurs.
I like watching games but that's all, can I get a bit of help ?

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I want that anahiem-calgary series dammit

>>74838262
Leafs ;^)

It was fun blowing the fuck out of the sunbelt trumpcucks, but im bored of that now. its just too easy to btfo illiterate inbred retards

>>74838263
Get the streams apps like Lazy man

so you can watch NA broadcasted games anytime

i guess you can find them on reddit

>>74838236
Bulju memes that carry us through the hard times.

>>74838263
get lazyman, go to reddit for streams or buy nhl.tv

and use the time until sunday when daylight savings time kicks in

>>74838263
Play the NHL games
Watch games
shitpost
repeat

>>74838293
maybe we should give that nice white man some uggs to pedal with

>>74838293
go back to r*ddit faggot

>>74838289
>trumpshits were actually trying to argue stem educated voted for the orange oompaloompa
my sides were in orbit

Last thread took 4 hours to get to bump limit.
Is /hoc/ quietly roaring back?

>>74838316
Fucking kill yourself

why are people so butthurt about the wildcard system? if you can't beat a 4th place team in the other division in the first round how the fuck are you going to win against any of the top 3 later?

>>74838300
>>74838263
NHL 09 with updated rosters and mods or even NHL04 Rebuilt are lightyears ahead of trash ea console game that gives all frustration no fun

not too hard to find on the web

>>74838263
Join a fantasy hockey league next year. It'll at least get you acquainted with some players and teams and doesn't take a ton of time out of your week.

You're a faggot if you unironically use ketchup.

>>74838325
playoffs are coming finman

>>74838333
Chekd. Think people are more pissed about one of WAS/PIT/CBJ getting cucked in the 1st round.

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>"Heard you were having a pizza party. How come you didn't invite me anon?"

>>74838371
Chads not allowed

>>74838263
Also i suggest you read the rules and read a little bit of history

Atleast about Gretzky, Orr, Howe, Lemieux

There's some french canadian hockey podcasts and post-game tv shows if english isn't as natural for you.

And go on Youtube look up the NHL and Hockey documentaries that are there ''Life and Times of Wayne Gretzky'' is damn revelating

>>74838352
Fuck you ketchup is GOAT

>>74838292
>>74838296
>>74838300
>>74838335

thanks you

>>74838353
oh yea

crazy how time flies, i remember just yesterday almost jumping off the roof when pulju got drafted

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>>74838329
hahahha dude bulju lmao! his face is le funny!1!! poolparty!!!1

xD

If the Preds win and Kongs lose tonight will the those spics finally be eliminated?

>>74838262
>blue jackets

>>74838322
Any appeal to identity politics in general is cringy as fuck, and unfortunately it pretty much dominates political discussion these days.

>>74838262
Devils

>>74838362

whoever wins the metro will get paired against the bruins, leafs or islanders, it's the atlantic teams mad that they have to play the rangers first round

>>74838262
>playoff team

Fuck you faggot, here are some Hurricane dubs

>>74838406
>He doesn't praise Bulju
lmao look at this faggot

>>74838262
Leafs

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>>74838325
/hoc/ is where the cool kids of /sp/ hang out

literally every other general acknowledges that now

>>74838406
You don't belong here.

>>74838405
>jumping off the roof when pulju got drafted

god is suicide the only emotion finns have

>>74838262
Sharks lol

>>74838426
>rags wont have home ice advantage despite having more points

This wildcard shit is dumb

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How many points will Professori get tonight?

>>74838388
I saw a documentary about Lemieux and "Red Army", both were pretty interesting to watch
I'll try the Gretzky one too

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>>74838352
>says the country that makes ketchup flavored potato chips

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>>74838417
check out this enlightened centrist guys. I wish I could transcend politics like you

So much good sports on this evening lads. Gonna start with CBJ-Caps, switch to the Pens game, all the while keeping a close eye on march madness games cause muh bracket.

>>74838262
>new team
This isn't a thing, neck yourself fuccboi

>>74838163
Hicock45 is based.

Playoffs are fucking stupid. Really wish they would just adopt the EPL format. It's the only way to crown a fair and true champion.

>>74838503
Weak bait.

>>74838521
kill yourself my man

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>>74838196
>>74838227

>>74838501
Also watch the World championship final of 1995.
Widely considered the greatest hockey game of all time.

Is there a more JUST team right now than Avalanche?

>>74838524
he's right you idiot

>>74838521
>divegrass

Gas yourself

>>74838371
>visibly angry for having to listen canada's shitty national anthem
i bet he hoped to be drafted by american team so he could listen based star spangled banner.

>>74838262
wienerpeg jest

>>74838521
>wanting anything to do with divegrass

mcfucking kill yourself

>>74838543
Weaker bait.

>>74838352
>>74838393
youre a faggot if you call catsup "ketchup"

>>74838543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmVpM3_jMzg

how are your tiny greek cocks working our for you guys

>>74838534
>>74838501
Don't listen to biased finnish lies the 2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game is universally acclaimed as the best hockey game of all times.

Oh while you're at it try the Legends of Hockey series

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>>74838521

>>74838534
Is this the only WC of Finland ?

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>>74838521

>>74838539
The Mild after their first round choke

>>74838584
Lol not even close.

Finland has won it twice

>>74838584
France seeing right through the lies

If you also want to try US College hockey, the 2004 and 2009 NCAA national championship games were quite exciting

>>74838571
stay triggered

>>74838539
Arizona is pretty fucking sad

Atleast Atlanta had the decency to relocate

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>>74838621
nobody cares about college hockey

Boy do I gotta story for you guys, if you wanna hear it

>>74838571
although fucking lol

>>74838621
>>74838573
okay I will try to make some historical recap with great matches
>>74838598
I was thinking you were trying to fool me about Finland being a great hockey nation sorry.

>>74838655
Eh why not

>>74838655
please

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>>74838669
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

>>74838647
delet

>>74838640
Stay poor and smelly

>>74838262
The flames

>>74838645
Arizona might not have fans but at least their team might have a future. Colorado is just sad

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>>74838669
the sneaky finns always try to fool people, do not ever trust them

>>74838655
'no'

>>74838262
the ducks

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>>74838687
>off by one

nice Crosgod dubs tho

>>74838673
>>74838677
It has nothing whatsoever to do with hockey though and I'm afraid mods will ban me

Important poll /hoc/

You can only pick one option.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12593772
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593772
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593772

actually pierre is cool. true niggas fuck with pierre

>>74838720
Did you see the last thread?

>>74838262
>>74838687
reroll

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>>74838262
HC kunlun red star

>>74838732
>Heinz Ketchup not listed
Delete this.

>>74838732
what's relishes?

>>74838262
Digits and you are forever a Kongs fan.

>>74838732
There is no Ketchup option

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>>74838732
I LIKE THEM ALL

>>74838491

then maybe they should have had a better season

the point is to reward the stronger division with the easier wildcard

>make it divisional 4 on 4
>habs get ez 4th atlantic seed and win
>maybe win next round
>then assraped by the metro winner
>"we fixed the playoffs!"

there's this undertone that the current system somehow affects the outcome of the only thing that matters, the actual stanley cup final, and that argument is "if we didnt get BTFO by the higher seeded wild card we would have won the cup!" which is full on retarded.

the wild card is good because we don't have to see some garbage 4th seed get their shit pushed in and gift playoff appearances to undeserving teams in certain years.

having the 1 and 3 play divisionally and having the 2s go against wild cards makes sense, but abandoning the wild card altogether is really just to appease bad teams that are mad they got cucked out of a playoff spot by another division.

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>>74838732
>people actually voted for catsup

>>74838773
is this publixposting in disguise?

>>74838749
This just makes me sick in my stomach.
Cant a young man be wasted in public anymore?
Very Sad!

>>74838720
What I do to combat that sometimes is I'll add some shit like 'oh, so-and-so will choke if they make the playoffs' at the end of my post, so it's not really off topic

But if you don't want to rick it, that's cool, I'll understand

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>>74838262
quebec nordiques

>>74838732
>mfw people act refinied and cultured for putting mustard relish or onion on a fucking hot dog
grow up faggots ketchcup is all you fucking need

>>74838718
Well that's good enough. But not when I need them to lose tommorow

>>74838806
I did something like that back when I was Joostposting

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>>74838732
>Implying Mustard isn't the ultimate condiment

Your team loses the player that wears the last two digits of this post as their jersey number

How fucked is your team?

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>just read through the previous thread

>>74838262
canes

>>74838850
oh wow your so cool upvote

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>>74838850
who /Händlmeier'sSüßerSenf/ here

im gay

>>74838854
They're pretty fucked at the moment. But no one wears that number.

t. Detroit

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>>74838863

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>putting ketchup in your liverbox

>>74838877
THANK xD

>>74838850
It's the best solo condiment. Ketchup alone is gross. Ketchup with mustard/onions/relish is god tier.

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chili and cheese senpaitachi

>>74838854
literally no one wears that. Except for McQuaid

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>>74838854
>Charles Hudon

Paul Kariya secret son is still too young to make an impact but next year...

Not really fucked but hurt badly for the future

>>74838732
>all these reddit mustard cucks
disgusting

>>74838854
Pls no McJesus

>>74838890
Shit-tier except for the sauce

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>>74838884
>brown musard

Very good but this is the be all end all of mustard heaven

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>>74838908
Holy fuck he is ugly.

Last two digits breaks his femur this week

>>74838732
>tfw the only one to put mayo

>>74838942
pls this

another very important poll. pls respond quickly because i am getting VERY hungry

http://www.strawpoll.me/12593846
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593846
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593846

>>74838854
no one kek

t. Flimflams

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>Just gonna grab a chicken finger real quick, bro

>>74838931
yeah

hopefully he'll mature and little and get rid of the uno-eewbrow

>>74838951
>he doesn't BBQ hot dogs

fucking Americans I swear to god

>>74838942
Still good :)

>>74838951
>Microwave
Christ...

>>74838928
I think your talking about the team again

>>74838951
Bake those dicks with a can of beans, my man.

>>74838968
its raining you bully

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...IF THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY...

THOUGHTS?

>>74838964
batter doesn't look that bad, just homemade
the meat looks fucking atrocious though

>>74838951
>all those boiled votes
kys if you voted that, the flavor literally seeps out into the water and the texture is shit

>>74838262
Stay in Kongs lmao

>frying your hotdog
disgusting swines

http://www.strawpoll.me/12593871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593871

take this poll

>>74839011
what the fuck did you vote, fritz?

>>74839037
boiled of course
don't know what the fuck >>74838999 is on about

>>74838776
didt read haha

what's going on here?

https://www.nhl.com/player/marc-savard-8462118

>>74838996
put the bolts in, too many nhl players here

>>74839026
If you dont vote for blue cheese you are literallly reddit and need to FUCK OFF

>>74838996
Blackhawks
Wild
Flames
Oilers
Canadiens
Senators
Capitals
Penguins

Blackhawks
Oilers
Canadiens
Penguins

Blackhawks
Penguins

Blackhawks

>>74838776
The wildcard does nothing to change who gets in or not. Were gonna see some shit 4th seed get in for the Atlantic.

All it does is force rivalrys that would have existed regardless

>>74839026
>ketchup tendies

Wow guess hoc rly is full of negroids

>>74838996
Preds>chicago
Bloose>mild
Shorks>flams
Ducks>oilels
habs>rags
Snes>laffs
craps>bawston
Jakets>pengins

>>74838996
>no craps rags second round
feels bad mane

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How much money you would pay to become Jesse Puljujärvi for one day

>>74839067
I just voted that to fuck with his dumb poll.

>>74838999
This, good post!

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Ketchup? Hot dogs? Politcs?

are you kidding me? let's talk hokki

>>74839078
I'd trade all my Bonaqua.

>>74838999
dumb cuck you heat the water to boiling, take off burner, cook for 6 mins covered and your good

fucking retard

>>74839084
hockey is fucking gay lol

>>74838951
>boiled

pig disgusting. does your house have wheels?

>>74839026
where my honey mustard lads at

>>74839078
1 billion pizza slices

>>74839055
he was an elite playmaker for like 3 years then his brain got turned to mush by one of the pengoons so now he coaches mites in alberta or some bullshit

>>74839026
whoever voted for ranch needs to fuck off because you need to be 18 to post here

>>74839099
at reddit

>>74839078
Give my left nut to sniff blue shirts asscrack

>>74839050
frying pan master race

>>74839078
fuck left is literally perfect
>dat qt nose
:3

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>>74839084
GOOD OL CANADIAN KID YESSY PULLUPJARVEE

>>74839078
I'd sniff the right one's sweaty anus

>>74838996
Preds>chicago
Bloose>mild
Shorks>flams
Ducks>oilels
habs>rags
Snes>laffs
craps>bawston
Jakets>pengins

Preds>bloose
Ducks>shorks
Habs>snes
Jackets>craps

Ducks>pred
Jackets>habs

Ducks>jackets

>>74839107
why does he appear on the roster of teh Devils?

>>74839084
>mad
>at hot dogs

if you don't microwave hot dogs at 3am and stop the microwave before the beep goes off so your stepdad doesn't wake up then you are an absolute normalfag

>>74839147
just fry them in a pan with some oil it takes 2 fucking minutes

>>74839147
I live alone in my 20 square meter suicide single.

Mustard
Frying pan
Honey/mustard

tbf

>>74839147
>Not eating raw from the package like a real man would

>>74839137
because this is the last year of his contract he signed with Boston, and >your team owns his rights

>>74839137
the bruins dumped his cap hit on florida in exchange for reilly smith then i think the panthers traded him to nj but idr for what

>>74839163
I can relate to this

http://www.strawpoll.me/12593931
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593931
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593931
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593931

last poll

guys i need a tiebreaker for both method of cooking and condiments

i am getting VERY VERY hungry now

>>74839176
wasn't it savard+a pick for 2 AHLers?

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Why is /hoc/ the most based general in this board? Why can't others keep up with us?

>>74839170
>raw
They're fully cooked, there is literally nothing manly about that

>>74839163
>>74839188
in america it's illegal to keep a goat in a pen that small

personally i live with my parents because i am disabled

>>74839193
>no punk

>>74839220
sorry i forgot the shit category

If you don't deep fryer hot dogs by putting them in the microwave filling up the microwave oil letting it sit then hitting it on high pressure and putting everything you have that you can put it back in there turn it up all the way hot and let it burn then take that burned gristle and grease and put it back in the microwave let it sit again until it is nothing but peace and sweat and then take that and put it on a bun and eat it because that is how you will be able to get stronger and skate faster and that's about all you can know

>>74839193
Do you promise to kys yourself if I answer?

>>74839200
idk but i trust u

>>74838996
Preds
Blues
Skarks
Dinks
Habs
Sens
Caps
Pens

Blues
Skarks
Habs
Caps

Blues
Pens

Blues

>>74839193
Country is so underrated. Gets a bad name from all the cheesy f-150 faggots.

>>74839232
gottem xD

>>74839131
we have the same taste

>>74839241
>bLOSE

>>74839249
how do you like your hot dogs gease :3

>>74839233
3/10 im sure u were confident it was a good post so i give u 3 points just for the balls

>>74839193
>Rock leading
Good taste /hoc/

>>74839193
>no west african 70's post psych folk

>>74839193
>rock is winning
i have found my people

>>74839245
rural and suburban retards who voted drumpf are the only ones who like cuntry, civilized city people voted hillary and hate that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nig2naN8NTs

>>74839265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk1JXc9ifRQ

Godtier Hans

>>74839147
I was really stoned and drunk one time and tried to microwave Easy Mac in a plastic bowl but forgot the water. Holy fuck my place reeked for like a month.

>>74839261
It is the only consitently good form of music

>>74839249
finally something we can agree on

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>>74839194
/Hoc/ is used to being ignored by the populace. We make our own content while other generals like apehoop and concussionegg need to be spoonfed memes and content by social media.

how can it be said that mcdavid is elite if he doesn't even have 30 goals yet and his team keeps losing

>>74839245
>tfw no blue collar job so I can't relate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2qypaUPvPs

>>74839259
with good company

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>>74839293
is that your post I capped off /mu/

Are you home yet are you home yet I have tomatoes it's good okay broccoli celery lettuce cucumber tomatoes onion garlic cloves need a little bit of Persimmon add some chili powder take it all bullet and a pot and stir until it's black

>>74839219
How about disabled goats?

>>74839241
Ducks will beat the shorks then lose to preds in conf finals

Post the shit you are listening to /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2O9ryz7Eik

>>74839338
Gas 'em

>>74839245
this

it is vital for the continuation of the species that we stop vilifying the rural human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Bl_VQ2inM

>34 posters

>>74839356
Sad :(

>>74839354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av7KJkiLYLI

>>74839354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKH-rcO6PA8

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For me, it's Scrivens

>>74839383
All with crippling autism

>>74839354
>not listening to bjork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2Pb6XeoO4

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HE A GOOD FINNISH BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>74839407
this guy looks like hes 35

>>74839407
>picking on manlets

Scum

>>74839413
One of the signs of FHD

>>74839354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LE0KpcP05I
one of the few acceptable 80s songs

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>>74839387
Too bad he's a flaming fucking faggot.

>>74838262
Mild

>>74839396
except for me

>>74839354
https://youtu.be/NlEfCUIAfc4

>>74839431
his wife is hot and she's a great goalie too. i would like to smell her pads and skates when shes done playing

>>74839430
>not posting based thomas dolby instead
https://youtu.be/Y2VNxmn0lNA

>>74839397
Icelandic Yoko Ono

Ovechkin the first to wear custom skates tonight in NHL history

>>74839476
only for warmups you dumb redditnigger

>>74839467
Leaf pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nw-V5eEeAk

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Guys I think /hoc/ is actual all Chads

>>74839473
Take that back faggot

>>74839489
what does this even mean

>>74839489

no my name is dawson

>>74839489
it has been said that /sp/ is normie general

>>74839489
akshually my name is tanner

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>>74839476
>>74839478

>>74839489
no im Michael from Charleston

>>74839484
do nords even music?
https://youtu.be/UW1IqW6kNdU

>>74839489
>Most based /sp/ general filled with Chads
Well duh

Had a dream that the caps win the cup this year n then go on to win 3 in a row. I'm not if it was this year they win or the pens win this year but after that they go on to win 3 in a row

>>74839473
What did Yoko say when Lennon was about to beat her?
"Ono"

>>74839524
those are fucking WARMUPS you autistic redditnigger lots of players take off helmets from WARMUPS

when will the >rags finally be shit again

>>74839524
Different color combos is a lot different than what Ovi is gunna wear

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>>74839473
iceland is basically reddit: the island desu

Crosby passes it to Seguin Seguin over to Taylor Hall Taylor Hall shoots the puck and goes wide and then the puck is picked up by Backstrom Backstrom with a one-timer and misses the puck is picked up by Miller and she passes it over to Drew Miller Miller back over to Ryan Miller with the shot that it's over here comes Connor McDavid with full speech he takes the stand comes in with the shot any mrs. Again here comes the big boy Milan Lucic he hit the puck but it misses the net again and then a big guy named Zdeno Chara shoots that Puck and then hits the net but this time the net is off so the rest off the plate the faceoff goes over to Patrice Bergeron and then he wins the face off against Jonathan tazed and then passes the puck to Patrick Kane with the shot he misses them so then it's picked up by Tyler Kennedy

>>74839529
Leaf don't make me obliterate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

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This guy was an NHL goalie, what's your excuse?

>>74839554
They will lose in the 1st round. >rags day is coming.

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>>74839553

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>>74839554
>implying they are not always shit
>rags

>>74839579

i'm a paraplegic

>>74839589
those are fucking WARMUPS you autistic redditnigger lots of players take off helmets from WARMUPS

>>74839600
lmao thats your problem gaylord

>>74839579
I don't play this shit sport

>>74839524
>late 60s
>helmets

doubtful

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>>74839579
This guy was an NHL #1 pick and might win the Calder trophy, what's your excuse?

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>>74839596

How's it going, gentleman? Working hard or hardly working? Haha. Just joshing, fellas. Good luck to all of your respective teams tonight.

Well wishes,
-Michael

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>>74839577
nice """selection""" you have there, olaf
https://youtu.be/yr1Qe2m8oOA

>>74839632
Might be able to squeeze my dick in those nostrils

>CBJ WSH about to start

do we continue shitposting or do we watch the game

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What general on /sp/ has the biggest irl wimps?

Reply to hockey on 4 Chan okay Sidney Crosby passes the puck to Alexander Ovechkin he then shoots the puck and then misses the net so then Nicklas Backstrom takes a big shot and mrs. Than that so then Zdeno Chara the big guy takes a big sky Slap Shot hits the net but it goes on the side so then is picked up by Patrice Bergeron who wins the face off over to Jonathan Taves who hits a one-timer and the shot goes wide so John Tavares takes the puck shoot it on the net in the face off over to Patrick Kane Patrick Kane over to Connor McDavid Board of the speeding God he hits the shot and it's over to the side over over to over to over to over to over to Tyler Kennedy

>>74839576
>comes in with the shot any mrs

>>74839662
/nba/ or formally /wwe/

>>74839655
>Beastie Boys
>Not this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cMVkwtLfMM
Leaf pls go and stay go.

>>74839654

>>>/yahoo/

>>74839666
>Tyler Kennedy
you mean "even more finnish looking Tukka Rask"?

>>74839662
/nfl/ easily

>>74839662
i have been on hrt for going on 3 years and consider myself quite the sissy TBPF

i hope halak lets in 10 goals now that he's back in the big leagues i hate euro goalies

>>74839662
I would guess /nba/

>>74839662
/f1/

>>74839662
/mls/ without a doubt

>>74839682
this. /nba/ is all scrawny white guys trying to act like niggers online

Did everybody just get off of a ban all at once today or something lol. All the boys are here

Coach pulls his goalie but then the shot hits than that it's an empty net but it saved by the player uses a stick to shoot it but he doesn't get it past Patrick Kane touch dangle move forward in front of that shoots but mrs. Zdeno Chara takes a big guy Slap Shot goes up above the net hits the side of the boards The Crowd Goes Wild and the shot mrs. So we moved it over it but it's how they were offside the intermission horn freezes and then go to overtime then that is pulled the goalie comes on to the band so extra player is there he then takes the park there's no save it goes over to mr. Sean Monahan the big-time shooter scores a goal but it's called back on the offside FreePlay

>>74839662
Any of the soccer threads excluding /trb/

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>>74839662
/nba/ or /mls/

>>74839736
>rags

>>74839632
>might
its a lock because laine is busting hard. matthews is /ourguy/ and laine is reddits guy along with poopoopeepeeparty

What the fuck IS THIS??????

>>74839776
/hoc/. Welcome.

>>74839686
>the most plebian selection of all
wew. how many decades behind is norwegian music?
https://youtu.be/E_8IXx4tsus

>>74839752
my guy, is aho

>>74839791
irony is cylical so its possible he favors that song on a level you havent yet reached

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>>74839799

And we've got a tree to it now Sidney Crosby has been traded to the capitals for Alexander Ovechkin traded to the Columbus Blue Jackets for Sebastian Boone Jenner then another trade 3 part trade connected to the last trade has sent the Oilers first overall pick over to the Flames for their first overall pick then the Canucks will send their first overall pick to the Washington Capitals for Alexander Ovechkin then it is conditional on the Crosby scoring a 60th goal of the season along with Ovechkin scoring four or more goals for his Club because the first overall pick will be in this year it needs to be a very first selection not a regular first selection the next trade we have Braden holtby to the Washington Capitals for a second round pick and we have the Calgary Flames trading Sean Monahan over to the New York Islanders for jaroslav halak and we'll have a seven-way trade between the devil's the Canadiens the Rangers Islanders the Vancouver Canucks the Las Vegas Nights the Tampa Bay Buccaneers the seven other teams in the Ahl

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>tfw too superiorly matured to want fighting inside the national league

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>>74839752
matthews has been our guy for years

>>74839791
>China Girl
wew lad can't even pick out his best song. If you think China Girl is better than this you need to take your pleb ass to the nearest cliff and just jump off desu senpai. (Just fucking with you tho, all those songs were good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QBmTHwR3hg

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>>74839865
>Sean Monahan over to the New York Islanders for jaroslav halak
GARTH DOES IT AGAIN

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>>74839799
Great post

>>74838262
Cucks

how do i get into baseball lads? pls no memes i really want to like it but it seems like a slower cricket

>>74839918
heroes is unironically my favourite bowie song off my favourite bowie album, 10/10. to be desu, any bowie song is usually stellar except for this monstrosity
https://youtu.be/9G4jnaznUoQ

>>74839976
You don't.

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Caps-Jackets is on. Big Metro matchup tonight.

CAPS

>>74839976
>slower cricket
Cricket games can take up to 3 days

>Bolts
>winning in Bombston
Pick one

>>74839976
keep it on in the background while drinking, it'll click over time

>>74839991
Why did this have to happen?...

>>74839976
Get to know every player on the teams you follow and know most starting pitchers and sluggers in their division.

To really like baseball I find you need to know a lot of players and their stats