Is this even human

England's Brave Edward Cave

cavani is shit

Le choke man.

>le miss 800 sitters man

>Le unironically best striker in Europe man

The only likable player in PSG with Pastore

>>74834157
no, he´s dancer

>>74836324
what happened to pastore
i thought he would be the next big thing but i guess hes staying in psg just for money?

>>74835961
When did he choke? He ran the entire game agaisnt Barcelona, helping with attack, defense and all that.

Then he scored and Di Maria felt like not passing the ball when he was alone to score the second.

>>74836324
I wouldn't say that he's the best in Europe but yes, he's having a great season and he's one of the only that really care on this team
People are making fun of him because of a garbage game agaisnt fucking Metz with PSG up by 5 and it's pretty unfair desu.

>>74837903
He hit the post once and he wasted a 1v1 against Lel Stegen that would've ended everything right then and there. He didn't play badly overall but he still choked. Out of 3 clear chances he scored the hardest one, maybe it's some kind of uruguayan trait since Rat King also hates scoring easy goals

is that his fapping arm or something?

>>74839485
undertated roast

>>74837903
Le endlessly defend every Uruguayan even if they fuck up man

>>74837915
he does that shit quite often.

>>74837903
against arsnela

>>74834157
>score an early penalty against Brazil and run in excitement like a madman
>the match ends 1-4 to Brazil

can he stop celebrating like he just won the world cup and the CHL on the same day everytime he scores? It's actually cringe

>>74837915
hes literally the biggest bottler in european football

>>74857149
>this bootyblast out of nowhere
his celebration wasnt that insane tbqh, standard cavani arm flailing memes

>>74857216
shouldn't you be practicing your shooting, Cavani?

>>74857395
shouldnt you be pouching seals, Tofting?

>>74834157
Paquete

>>74834157
steroids

Eduardo Cavaninni, the Argentine centreforward