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NEWS:
Bjpenn.com
Themaclife.com
Markhunt.tv
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>>74833060
eugene bless
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MODS
O
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Reminder that heems are NOT the answer.
https://youtu.be/jhhznqqk7ck
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what does heem mean
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>>74833438
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy gets knocked out and a whole block beats this sh*t out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...
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>>74833438
It's the non-verbal expression of the emotions you feel when you watch a good fight. Like you just tear your shirt off and scream "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM" into the sky as a means of releasing the tension and pleasure of seeing a great fite.
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>>74833438
Heem
Everyone
Even
Me
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How will UFC 211 fall apart?
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/15035732/fabricio-werdum-luke-rockhold-why-would-fight-chicken-ufc
Chicken necked rockhold BTFO!
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>>74833721
Is being perpetually btfo by everyone Lukes gimmick?
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NEW THREAD
>>74833715
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>>74833746
Heem you're self
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>https://www.rt.com/sport/381130-khabib-ferguson-new-date/
>september
what faggotry is this
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>>74833746
We got this thread though..
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>>74833749
This was early /asp/ thread
>>74833749
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>>74833769
The OP is THAT bad
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post hims
non ufc hims welcome
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>>74833842
>rumble vs bader.gif
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Just ran a can under the tap
I guess you can call me... the can washer heh
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>4chan servers getting ddos'd again
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>>74833060
This is the gayest OP I have ever seen and there has been a lot of horrible ones.
Congratulations sperglord.
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>>74833973
He's from /asp/
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>>74833987
Makes sense.
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>>74833753
Reminder to ignore this fight
Do not get hyped
Do not get excited
Do not even bother discussing it
Forget about it entirely until the night of the fight.
kebab nurmagomedov, never again
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>>74834025
Alot of sense my man
>>74833354
>>74833393
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>>74834036
>until the night of the fight.
No mate you mean until both fighters literally walk into the Octagon
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>>74833753
>September
>6 months from now
Nigga....
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>>74834079
I did mean that yes.
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>>74834079
I won't be officially hyped for this fight until the fight clock starts.
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I miss heem198(holeinthesock).webm
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>>74834036
I know better but I automatically get hyped the closer the fight gets.
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>>74834110
I do too anon.
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>>74834146
Got any more Lando webms?
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>>74834238
Nice and Flowy
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>>74834168
and dis one
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>>74833842
>kick to a down opponent
White guy wins.
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>>74834274
PRIDE rules are always in effect in the streets boi
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>>74834265
That fucking headmovement, how can LW compete
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>>74834293
David Teymur wants to have some words.
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>>74834293
no idea lad, should probably ask Ferg and Teymur.
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>>74834303
hard to use head movement in the clinch
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/Aldo/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BR9uyIyjTTv/
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>>74833842
>shoots for a double
Lmfao, that MMA shit don't work too good outside of a cage, does it?
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>>74834372
Works great that was a shitty double
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>>74834413
>judo foot sweep
looks more like a power low kick
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING GOOFS! LETTING MODS TELL YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO! HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA LET THEM PUSH YOU AROUND? AND YOU LOVE IT! AND YOU LOVE GETTING YOUR FACE STUCK IN THE SHIT! C'MON, WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
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>>74833842
>shooting for a naked power double
White boys.
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>>74834479
Stfu gypsy.
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>>74834450
Ashi waza/foot techniques have a lot of crossover with striking styles like full contact karate and MT, in judo you label and categorized techniques based on principals and the general motion was that of a sweeping one.
In judo a lot of times you do wind up eating a few low kicks as people blast their foot sweeps on you. Keep in mind that is just one of the few variants of ashi waza, there are others that are similar to that of a soccer tackle and trip or sweep the rug from other you, whereas the one we are talking about has synergy with strikes and you will see it as a baseline combination for grappler based MMA fighters, like Dan Kelly, Randy Couture and Ronda Rousey, the basic setup is lead leg footsweep/low kick into your rear hand strike since ideally the footsweep/low kick jars your opponent off balance while giving you the attacker initial momentum to close the gap and punch.
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>>74834522
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>>74834461
Man, just stop.
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>>74834673
DELET THIS
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>>74834613
That's some real dirty shit
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who's your boy /heem/?
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>>74834779
>le boxercise and the occasional takedown man
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LONG RANGEY
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>>74834812
post your boy :)
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Meesh Meesh
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>>74834880
Just twister yourself.
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>>74834861
Future HW champ
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>>74834998
>he boys a cheater
setting yourself up for disappointment lad
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There are 2 active UFC fighters that are NCAA Division 1 Wrestling champions.
Name them.
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Claudia Gadelha has the best abs in MMA. Fight me.
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DC and Woodley.
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>>74835089
you like men
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>>74835100
nope, both wrong.
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>>74835030
hendricks and weidman?
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>>74835144
Hendricks is correct. The second one is very difficult.
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>>74835030
Hendricks is one
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>>74835103
Actually, I'm a straight chick
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TJ?
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What a perfect card to put this on. Can't possibly think of any European or Brazilian car to put this on where it would make sense
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>>74835184
nope
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>>74835204
Brock Lesnar
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>>74835211
he is but I don't consider him active due to the ban/retirement.
Tip: The guy made his debut within the last year.
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Hnnnng
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>>74835252
surprisingly nice bunda
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>>74833973
Thanks, I was so excited when I made it I literally couldn't wait for the bump limit.
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>>74834051
Not when Jacare fought him.
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Why is Werdum ducking a middleweight?
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https://youtu.be/64NN_UMwNOg
Wow Ariel is like a real human bean in this
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>>74835155
gray maynard? cejudo? tell me the division britbro
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>>74833060
Good thread. Thanks.
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>>74835459
LW, he has a fight coming soon
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>>74835376
Werdum's a chicken.
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my boy dc will expose rumble again. ktfo jon, and tap crapiotic.
you know this happen, he deserve this.
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>>74833060
Rape this card out of 10
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>>74835470
eddie?
>>74835520
>based stipe and our girl joanna
7/10, lets see the undercard
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>>74835520
8.5/10
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>>74835535
nope, he made his UFC debut in 2016 and his next fight is at UFC 210.
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>>74835520
it's free who gives a shit
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>>74835549
forgot that part. I dont want to cheat, tell me
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Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira
Myles Jury vs. Mike De La Torre
Kamaru Usman vs. Sean Strickland
Charles Rosa vs. Shane Burgos
Patrick Cummins vs. Jan Błachowicz
Gregor Gillespie vs. Andrew Holbrook
Josh Emmett vs. Desmond Green
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Irene Aldana
Jenel Lausa vs. Magomed Bibulatov
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>>74835589
Gregor Gillespie, 2007 NCAA Division 1 champion.
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Rockhold can definitely beat Werdum, he's an athletic guy.
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>>74835612
>Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
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>>74835612
>cynthia again so soon
faber is one greedy fuck
>>74835614
I have no idea who he is. are those needle bumps I see?
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we're not doing invicta picks?
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>>74835670
No, we bullied those dorks into being quiet.
>wmma
Lmao
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>>74835670
do them
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>>74835659
he is pretty good desu, yeah probably needle bumps still hasn't popped though
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>>>/soc/
Nobody cares about your selfies
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>>74835676
*blocks path*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyy8B7dBpKw
INTREDASTING
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>>74835670
>watching wmma
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is this possible without PEDs?
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If you don't watch Invicta you're not a fan of MMA.
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>>74835763
is rose a redneck?
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Michael Chandler v Brent Primus set for Bellator 180 in NYC
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if you watch invicta you are a masochist
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>>74835781
no different than any other child of poor immigrants with a drunk violent father
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>>74835781
she's black culturally and racially.
>lithuanians
>white
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>>74835814
america ruined her
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>>74835520
Stipe will HEEM Arlovski, Werdum, Overeem, Dos Santos, Velasquez and Ngannou IN THAT ORDER
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>>74835831
her father ruined her. being molested by a cte'd substitute daddy doesnt help
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invicta picks were taken
but the thread got pruned because spergOP made it and he got banned at the time
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boxing is dead
>130,000 ppv buys
>he's got 3 G's in his name but 40 bucks in the bank
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>>74835857
Poetic justice.
Sperg said and fedoras btfo in one swift blow.
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>>74835857
there was literally one legitimate pick taken. stop posting this. youre making shit up
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>>74835670
prediction lad posted the pipcks sheet he made before he decided not to take picks. i saved it if you wanna do it
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>>74835836
>ducking dc that hard
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Tonya Evinger vs. Yana Kunitskaya
Ayaka Hamasaki vs. Livia Renata Souza
DeAnna Bennett vs. Jodie Esquibel
Jinh Yu Frey vs. Janaisa Morandin
Amber Brown vs. Ashley Cummins
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>4200x4200
a little ambitious, arent you?
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I literally train at knocking your nan out (SBG bless)
2017-03-23 07:21:03
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[Report]
[Report]
I literally train at knocking your nan out (SBG bless)
2017-03-23 07:21:03
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Requeting webm of conor vs alvarez. Need something to jerk off to.
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>>74836005
Filtered.
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>wmma
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>>74836028
How can the Bogs save WMMA?
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imagine being triggered by women fighting
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>>74833060
Damn what a slick OP.
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Imagine being women fighting
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>p-please submit picks
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Did SpergOP stop posting webms and threads?
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>>74836068
yes
he won powerball last night
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Someone set him up by making early threads all day then the second he made one at 495 he got permaheem'd because janitors thought it was same person
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>>74836092
why didn't this early thread or the asp heem one get heem'd
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is just that its wmma or is nobody gonna submit picks any more? i really liked the fancy picks
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http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/22/15031854/floyd-mayweather-recruits-ufc-fighter-kevin-lee-for-conor-mcgregor-fight
my boy finally gonna get the respect he deserves
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>>74836125
It's the same guy that made this and the /asp/ thread. Janitors are hoping we all make the move over but when you think about it /heem/ would be far worse on /asp/ with the little moderation
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Lmao imagine unironically discussing the Op
Kick rocks dorks
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>>74836044
call
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>>74836150
>women fighting is OK if it's in cartoon form
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>>74836171
What ru talking about?
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>>74836180
Show us how much money you don't have in your duct tape wallet
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>>74836187
I don't have a duct tape wallet lol
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>>74836187
lmao
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>>74836166
>hello?
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Bj Penn vs dennis silver confirmed
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>>74836258
Finally Siver gets an easy fight
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>>74836258
Got changed to cole Miller
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>>74836258
>silver
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Dana, there are things to be discussed
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>>74836258
THROW DENIS DEEVER AT HIM DENIS DEEVER IS AVAILABLE
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>>74836278
http://www.newstalk.com/reader/47.302/95643/0/
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>>74836235
>Hello, Dana? We need to talk.
>Cyborg vs. Conor...
>Make it happen.
>click
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>>74836289
literally who the fuck is that?
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>>74836307
The guy that saved UFC 200
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miesha tate looks like shit
like her face has been traveling 40 years in the desert
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>>74836302
>this mother fucker
*calls igor*
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why does dana think he's such a tough guy? he doesn't even wear a helmet.
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>>74835836
>implying any / all of these dusty boys are getting title shots
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>>74836289
>sorry pal. dana is carrying my bags at the moment. ill let him know you called tho
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>>74836355
i'm not clicking that shit
>>74836358
>dusty
lmao
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>>74836362
Dumbass
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>It's Trump. Trump.
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>>74836355
you really need to kys
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>>74836362
https://streamable.com/0xzvm
just click it friend
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>>74836355
i could heem her
probably
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>>74836387
i'm on it
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>>74815179
PLEASE LADS
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>>74836396
>100,000 fewer buys than germaine derandameme
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>>74836358
He is implying Cain and Ngannou will get the next two title shots. Stipe already has heemd Arlovski, Werdum, and Overeem (in that order) and JDS is his next victim. i don't see how Cain gets a title shot before Frankie Murder though. Ngannou keeps saying he wants to fight as soon as possible.
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why do mma gyms and martial arts clubs in general never list their prices?
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>>74836383
whats your major malfunction?
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you now remember this
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>>74835491
*gets ktfo April 8th *
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>>74836431
because they're scam artists like everyone on earth
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Please watch our sport.
No time to explain.
*Heavy breathing*
Yes, *inhales* our savior *exhales* how can I put this.
*starts to sweat*
He only did *uncontrollable breathing*
130,000 PPV buys.
I know I know *starts shaking* boxing is inferior to mma.
*tears rolling down face*
BUT OUR SPORT IS DYING GOD DAMMIT
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>>74836441
FUCK OFF
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>>74836502
Calm down pal
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>>74836502
>ggg sells 130k
>ronda sells 1.3 mil
really makes you think
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>>74836505
you have a problem or something?
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>>74836528
>m-muh buys
why do you care you fucking autist? you dont have stock, you cuck zero
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is chris weidman a good bet as an underdog against that iranian
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>>74836541
>getting this triggered
Lmao your life is a mess
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>guy with biblical scriptures on his ribs
>guy with swastika on his forehead
who would you rather fight
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>>74836541
women's mma > men's boxing the debate is over
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>>74836556
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>>74836558
holy shit
his skull must've been impenetrable
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>>74836542
I think so. I don't think Mousasi will be able to stop his wrestling well enough and people are just focusing on mousasi is on a roll right now and weidman is coming off two losses. If you compare the level of competition they've been facing it makes sense though. I think this is a bad shoe matchup for Gegard and as long as Chris isn't a complete shell of himself he should be able to get a comfortable decision.
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>>74836431
Thats all gyms that arent huge chains like LA Fitness or Equinox. They want you to come in so they can upsell you on 1 on 1 personal training and other bullshit.
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>>74833060
>branded General OP pic full of le inside jokes and references
Fuck off, Reddit.
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>>74836596
the OP doesn't matter you fucking idiot
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>>74836596
This is the new standard template. It will grow on you.
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>>74836596
LITERALLY SEETHING
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>>74836576
that unironically the smartest thing to do against a woman
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>make a post about mma
>no replies
>make a post about the OP
>drown in (you)s
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>>74836596
I literally cannot fathom how someone could get so angry about something so inconsequential
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was this a message to the bogdanoffs? is conor in contact? could that explain his success?
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>>74836635
(You)
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real talk lads:
Do you have any sympathy for War Machine?
Rewatching Serra vs Hughes TUF season and he really went through some shit. Had no one in the world at that point, dad died infront of him, etc.
>Have pornstar gf
>She sends you nudes telling you to come over
>He does thinking she wants him
>It's all a set up as shes fucking another dude and wants you to see
>Beat the shit out of them both
Not condoning what he did but somethings at least a bit off with it. He should definitely be in prison but i mean, what a cunt Mack is for pulling that shit
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>>74836659
imagine having your dissertation rejected just because other people aren't smart enough to understand it
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How come I cant find the clip of that New York assemblywoman getting trolled by the fake Edmond Taverdyan twitter?
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>>74836635
>ask coral springs if Bindo Skleb is a good fighter
>guaranteed replies
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>>74836672
i would have said not guilty
although if you're going to have a society (cucks) you know he's going to do something ridiculous a month later lol
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>>74836596
It's some autist from /asp/
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>>74836672
having sex with someone that isn't your boy/girlfriend is perfectly legal and doesn't give others the right to assault you though
his fault for trusting wimmen 2bh family
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WHICH FIGHTING STYLE WILL ANDY EMPLOY NEXT? WILL IT BE WUSHU, AIKIDO? OR WILL HE BUST OUT A LOCAL FAVORITE; CAPOEIRA!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON "How much can i fuck around in the Octagon doing weird shit?!"
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bisping is +150
does he have ANY CHANCE of beating the blanket roid alien man?
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>>74836717
>>74836708
>>74836672
Free will doesn't exist.
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whats the single dumbest thing rogan has ever said
>>74836738
no shit
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>>74836738
war machine does not abide by the rules of the universe bro
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Imagine getting so upset about the OP that 230 posts into the thread you still have to complain about it.
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>>74836755
he said ronda had perfect punching technique
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>>74836735
Of course, its a toss up fight IMO. Bisping has pretty solid TDD, is the bigger guy and might be the better boxer. Also who knows how GSP will look after like 4 years out.
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>>74836781
Imagine somebody from /asp/ needing to be the OP at all costs in order to feel some sort of leadership in his miserable poor life
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>>74836781
Like you are?
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justify why you don't subscribe to fightpass.
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>>74836827
>>74836823
I've got the new thread ready to prevent thread wars, don't worry.
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>Schaub's picture is the largest
Can't complain about that. Just wish the OP didn't cause so much of a raucous. We need to move on and start talking about actual MMA!
Do you guys think June is too soon for Mark Hunt to return? How long should a guy take off MMA after being KO'd like he did?
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>>74836863
Because everything there is FREE online
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>>74836865
when are you going to post it?
>>74836870
CTE isn't real if he doesn't have it
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>>74834146
>still didnt finish him
how
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One year ago yesterday:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66339364/#66341133
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i think the time has come. we need to leave heem behind and become /mma/ general. maybe then the mods will care enough to ban the spammers and shitposters
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>>74836894
imagine PAYING to archive shit
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>>74834325
he kneed his ribs into the thermosphere that fight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1182&v=wpO2DbYvsjs
holy fuck these heems
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>>74836910
Shut the fuck up, /heem/ is staying
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Never forget
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>>74836887
When the time is ripe.
>>74836894
Hey that was me!
>>74836870
Bless bro
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>>74836910
they do ban them they ban evade
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>>74836910
This.
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>>74836923
i think you'd be surprised. /mma/ general is happening and heem will be dead before ufc 210
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>>74836953
Why because ONE autistic aspie is forcing "heem general"
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>>74836963
Multiple people want it
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>Schaub is a braindamaged loser
>but he is richer than me, more successful than me, has a smokin hot girl, a badass son named Tiger, he could kick my ass, and is dominating the comedy game
Is this really what a h8r thinks like?
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>>74836979
Speak for yourself faggot
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>>74836910
The backlash from the heem autist would kill /mma/. They would make 100 /mma/ threads to annoy the mods into deleting all of them. There is no competing with heem autist. They have won and heem is ded
>>74836963
It's got nothing to do with this OP. heem has been declining rapidly for months. It's getting worse and worse. Nothing can save it
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>>74836986
Uhhhh i am....
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>>74837008
Thanks bro I think you're a winner too
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>people actually get their blood pressure rising and flustered over the OP
Fucking lmao
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>>74836983
Yup. Sad, isn't it? This is why I don't mock them. I genuinely feel sorry for them and try to help them.
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>LIMA vs LARKIN
oh god I'm hard
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>>74837045
So where should I go to look for news, huh? If we get a shite OP with no news, I'm forced to use a cesspool like Reddit - which I definitely do not want to do. Do you enjoy opening a thread and a chunk of posts are about the OP? Spergop wasn't perfect, but he was the best we had. You ruined it all.
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>>74837052
That and chandler vs primos for the 155lbs belt is on the card.
I might actually buy a lellator ppv
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/Heem/ is going nowhere you mongoloids
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>>74837076
those two fights alone make it the best show in history for them
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>>74837076
I'm purchasing it. It's a great card. Much better than UFC 210.
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>>74837097
Sonnen-Silva
Fedor-Mitrione
Lima-Larkin
Chandler-Primus
Half memes and half quality talent. Should be fun.
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>le heem is dead!! posters
>being this casual
we're on a 3 week hiatus you dorks
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>>74837096
i think you'll be surprised. there's no reason /heem/ and /mma/ general cant coexist since heem isnt an mma general. we'll just have to see which has more autists
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>>74837066
>where should i go look for news
I dont know dumbass, that's for you to find out
LOL
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>>74837046
>Schaub_and_tiger4
jesus
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>>74837106
>"oh no Heem is slow"
>we should switch to MMA general
>that will bring in more people
>y-yeah that will work
Bunch of fugg'n dorks my man
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>>74837106
>calling people casuals
>3 week hiatus
>multiple top promotion fight cards in the next 2 weeks
okay you ufc casual. you dont watch anything that doesnt have WWE leftover stars in it do you?
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>>74833060
why does this general become unusable garbage every time I leave for a few days
Upcoming events:
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8 : UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8 : Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
News:
>Chickens BTFO once again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/15035732/fabricio-werdum-luke-rockhold-why-would-fight-chicken-ufc
>Gastelum is retarded
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/14989196/kelvin-gastelum-thinking-about-getting-the-170-belt-despite-185-success
>Roofoosporte sued
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/lawsuit-filed-against-roufusport-in-death-of-milwaukee-kickboxer-dennis-munson-jr
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>>74837149
Swisop saved the day once again.
I love this guy!
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>>74837149
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
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>>74837149
leave =/= banned
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>>74837148
>all this assuming
My dude I watch literally every fucking event from every promotion aside from ONEfc because its too much of a pain to find.
>he doesnt know heem is slow when there are no UFC events on
like it or not thats how it is, m8
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>>74837124
I'm not even trolling I'd like a serious response, why do you feel the need to mess with tradition with this new "MMA general"
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>>74837149
Wow I'm really looking forward to Bellator 176 - TBA
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Post walkout music nobody will click on
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
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>>74837191
Why do you even care?
Did someone with an MMA General tattoo on their chest hurt you?
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>>74837182
>we're on a 3 week hiatus
>My dude I watch literally every fucking event
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>>74837191
Lmao suck a lemon ya nerd
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>>74837193
it's Carvalho vs Manhoef 2, forgot to change my notepad file
>>74837191
he's deliberately trying to make the general shit because he's desperate for attention, just ignore him
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>>74837206
I asked why you cared, /Heem/ has been here. Why do you think we should switch?
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>>74837224
>my notepad file
Lmao what a fucking zilch you are
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>>74837191
one of these generals is not like the others
one of these generals is infested with autism
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>>74837241
Go fuck yourself, I appreciate his efforts
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>>74837227
I can't imagine how horrible your life is that this is important to you
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>>74837241
>>74837224
speaking of that, i'm going to go ahead and expand the upcoming events list again while I have some spare time, it's getting pretty short
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>>74837149
stop letting the autists get to you
stop letting the name spergop get to you
spergop is a term of endearment, we appreciate your OPs and webms
>>74837217
>reading comprehension
You can either figure it out yourself or just pat yourself on the back thinking you won. I dont care bud
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Is American heem best heem? Why doesn't europoors care about OPs? Do they not understand the concept of power?
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>>74837199
I'll click on it my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbumt5oLi6A
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>>74837250
No one asked you, you fucking zero. You're a failure like he is
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>>74837281
Yet you are STILL here amongst the autism of /Heem/ you are no better shithead
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i could heem every here
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>>74837268
>we appreciate your posts
HOWLING
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>>74837271
burger heem is definitely better because its more active
>tfw on heem during europoor working hours mostly and there are 2 posts every 20 minutes
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>>74837298
I have money
You have nothing
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>>74837318
It's more active but there is barely anymore mma discussion
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heem is really showing what a quality general it is now
>scat spam
>100% meta posts
>0% mma discussion
>friend simulating
yup, we sure should keep heem around
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>>74837307
Are you that manlet dockgrunt?
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>>74837339
moving to /asp/ would be for the better at this point.
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>>74837339
This is the kino era
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>>74837339
heem is the spirit of this place, without it there would be nothing
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>>74837268
i know, lad
i've been busy with college lately and I've been banned for the last 3 days, so I haven't been able to post much recetly
most of the anti spergOP posts are the scat spammer and the dockelf, who I think are the same person
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>>74837356
Dumbfuck there is ZERO moderation on asp, what will happen with threadwars or scatposters? NOTHING
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>>74837381
Scatposters will disappear. He wants us to move to /asp/.
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>>74837374
Hey spergop, I'm the op of this thread. Just want u to no we have NO BEEF between us. I appreciate ur work and I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
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>>74837369
without heem we might actually have mma discussion
>>74837374
youre in your 30s m8. youre still in college?
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>>74837390
You are stupid if you believe that
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>Dockmanlet is the new Spain
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>>74837374
>ive been busy
Howling
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>not a single mma related post in the last 150 posts
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>>74836894
archiveGOD btfo the marks and goofs as always
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>>74837466
mbby but that Meek vs. Palhares webm puts a smile on my face every time
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>>74837394
>Hey spergop, I'm the op of this thread.
I figured you did this for attention
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>>74837466
>complains about no MMA discussion
>makes a post not about MMA
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>>74837500
who is this female fighter?
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>>74837224
>my notepad file
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>>74837500
>implying i care about heem
im just waiting for /mma/ general. thats where mma fighting is discussed. heem is for shitposting and friend simulating m8
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>>74837504
Shelby Marx
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>>74834998
look at that fuggin HGH gut
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>>74837486
I don't want anybody respond to me just like everybody else.
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>>74837466
>he's not sucking a dick
bit disappointed desu
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>>74835169
there are no women on 4chan
checkmate gatheist
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>>74837566
there's lots of women on 4chan m8. twice as many if you include traps
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>>74837419
>i'm 18 years old, pal
Considering how rubbish your posts are, I expected you to be younger.
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post your favorite prospects
i'll start
>David Teymur
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jason Knight
>Islam Makhachev
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>>74837419
what date?
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>>74837628
great proxy, dockshit
even if you aren't a proxy, I can't remember the last time an irish flag made a good post
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>>74837667
Fuck off before I HEEM you m8
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so who do we need on board to make mma general great?
the NewsOP, fancy prediction lad, australian webm maker, thats about it right? there is no other real original content coming out of heem right?
the rest is just forced memes
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>>74837653
let's say the 23rd
>>74837704
Do you think Gastelum should stay at 185 or try to cut back down to 170? Personally, I feel like he's been looking better than ever at 185, and that the cut to 170 diminishes him too much for it to be worthwhile.
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>Win interim belt
>Immediately (literally post-fight) start screaming WHERES JOSE WALDO AHAHAHHAH! HES SCARED! LIKE WHERE IS HE LOL? WHY HE DONT WANNA FIGHT ME MAN HAHAHAA
>Get call to fight Aldo
>"Uhh nah dude I'm like taking a vacation man cmon I'm takin my kid to disneyland!"
>Meanwhile Aldo is criticising for max not being available to fight
>Come back from vacation
>Post another HAHAHA WHERES WALDO!!?!? WHERE HE HIDING?>!?! meme
The CITY of this guy.
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>>74837667
Damn bro, did I give you PTSD?
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>>74837722
>mma general
Dude you just won't give up
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>>74837754
its a pretty simple idea to understand m8.
>heem is for autism, friend simulating, and shitposting
>/mma/ general is for discussing mma
its reallly not that hard to understand. how could this be a bad thing?
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>>74837747
why does he always wear shiny shit to the interviews?
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>>74837786
/Heem/ is staying dealwithit
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>>74837797
yes, i agree heem should stay and we move all mma discussion to /mma/ general.
glad we agree my man
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>>74837733
Gastelum can't make welterweight, we both know that.
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>>74837815
You'll be the only one on /asp/
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Is Bog Nog ever gonna fight again? His last win was in 2012 against Dave Herman.
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>>74837856
Jiu-jitsu doesn't work on Dave Herman
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>>74837886
Yes I remember that as well.
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who here ready for invicta fc 22?
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>>74833704
>mfv alvarez vs porier becomes the main event
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>>74837886
The nog brothers have evolved slowly their BJJ game for MMA, its a lot more deep half and sweep reversals almost some basic wrestling then back in their PRIDE days of guard variants and looking for sub almost just a soley BJJ game, what sucks though is their bodies have more milage on them and they may be BJJ black belts and MMA legends but their wrestling is still relatively low so when they wrestle they are easily out wrested
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Without looking at the roster, pick who's gonna win TUF Comebacks.
I'm picking Joe Daddy.
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>>74837339
haha wow i really really really really like that image! mind if i save that?
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Who do you got heem?
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Rogan sperging out about fake news right now
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>>74838106
Rogan's been on for an hour and no one said anything? Up your game /heem/
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I literally train at knocking your nan out (SBG bless)
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>>74838096
Is lewis actually /ournigga/ ?
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>>74838096
Black beass
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>>74838106
You would too if you had to sit through hours of edgy bran
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>>74838106
he forgets that its a term made up by the left to explain their devastating loss right after the election and Trump totally hijacked it
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SPICY
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>>74838205
Yeah, I think he forgot that leftist media started the term. Trump just picked it up to spite them.
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>>74838226
lol that division is a mess
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>>74838000
Mehdi Baghdad for LW
Eddie Gordon for WW
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>>74837667
You are such a loser
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>>74838533
you're the biggest dork on all of /heem/
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>>74838560
That's actually you
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>>74838226
le reddit man is getting slept
>>74838572
No u
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>>74838587
is the delete shooper here?
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>>74838587
>getting slept by Benavidez
loll
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Im going to assume anyone that reposts MMA Kings works for them and is an advertising shill from here on out
Enjoy the future bans
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>>74837747
>t. Antonio Frederico Francisco "Dulce-de-Leche" Alves-Nogeuira
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>>74833438
Handsome
Eastern
European
Men
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>>74838717
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
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>The current state of heem
Just end it
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>>74838981
whoa
>>
Who is your favorite UFC fighter currently on the roster?
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>>74839326
Dom Cruz and Sage Northcutt desu.
Being a casual is only watching heavyweight, being a real fan fight is realising that the heavyweight should be cut.
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>>74839215
Obscure fight night cards are the only time when this place is comfy
>>74839326
Fronkie
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>>74839395
You should be permaheem'd, HW is getting good looks like we have a solid champ in Stipp Mioch
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>>74839326
Phil Brooks
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My little sister didn't want to go to judo tonight and since it's way over on the other side of the city I didn't go by myself. She doesn't seem to want to do it after all the fucking money I spent on a gi, membership and gradings. Fucking bitch.
There is a freestyle wrestling club which is closer though. I'm thinking of joining. I really want to learn a grappling martial art and judo is just too far to go on my own. Do you learn submissions in freestyle wrestling? Is it even worthwhile learning if you're 24?
BJJ is off the table because fuck those prices lad. I just wanna be able to snap people's shit senpai.
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>>74839505
>Wanting to grind on your little sister
You have problems man
>>
Being a casual is thinking Jon Jones is the GOAT, being a real fight fan is realizing Fedor was the GOAT all along.....
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>>74839515
I do the senior class and she does the juniors.
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>>74839505
there are no subs in wrestling, what you'll learn in club wrestling specially in freestyle are tilts, scrambles and roll overs
I am assuming since you're in Europe you will focus on take down from tie ups and foot work rather then the american focus style of shooting from the outside.
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>>74839546
Sure she does
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>>74839519
Anderson Aldo and Feyodor are tied
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>>74839519
Sakuraba
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>>74839552
also how much are dues in the UK judo here is pretty dirt cheap all in all compared to other styles specially BJJ and MMA, wrestling, specially club can get as pricey but not as much
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>>74833721
As expected, Werdum ducks like a chicken, ironically citing Rockhold being a chicken as why he's ducking as if this makes any sense.
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>>74839552
>>74839597
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>>74839597
The closest thing we ever got to a flying squirrel in MMA was Korean Zombie catching a leg from a failed flying knee against Jose Aldo
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>>74839695
The set up is there, i hope someday someone does it, leads to a bunch of nice scrambles and rides
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>>74839552
that fucking sucks. I guess I'll give it all a miss.
don't trust anyone /heem/. not even your family
>>74839597
my particular club was £5 per lesson with no contract. although for gradings you have to join british judo association
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>>74839729
>>74839753
>>74839778
That's Preben for ya.
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REAL fight fan coming through
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>>74839826
I feel like Flying Knee to Flying Squirrel is a very natural combo when it comes to MMA
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>>74839862
give it all a miss? why
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Uhm, what the HECK is going on? What did I miss out on with these SpergOP and /mma/ memes?
Say what you will about SpergOP, but the threads he makes are OBJECTIVELY the most aesthetic and go hand in hand with the overall outlook of the GENERAL genre of /sp/. I have no idea why you goofs would scare him away, his autism is legitimately harmless.
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>>74839961
give it all a miss as in forget joining that wrestling club or trying to find any martial art to train in. Not interested in wrestling or any grappling art without submissions and all the BJJ/MMA clubs are too expensive. My only other options are meme martial arts like kung fu.
You'd be astonished how limited your options are outside of London.
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>>74839945
A flying move usually has synergy with a close range or clinch move since you cover so much space so quickly its why grapplers like Imanari and Ryan Hall liked using flying moves, so they can clinch and pull guard
trying to do 2 flying moves chained isnt very viable, except maybe if you want to do a flying triangle or juji
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What are your thoughts on paige vanzant?
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>>74840059
where are you based lad?
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>>74840129
manchester
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>>74840165
you unironically have an SBG affiliate there kek
I would go but its probably expensive
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>>74840059
Submissions are just one part of grappling in general. I train both wrestling and judo and although wrestling might not focus on submissions it does give you a useful tool kit of being able to, slam, take a slam, scramble and defend
There is something as rewarding as riding someone out grinding them with a heavy pin and feeling the life and will break from them. Submissions are nice but i say as a proponent of just training to go out and train and you will be rewarded with a great skill set that has a slew of applications ,
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>>74838096
Black beast will swang and bang to the top
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>>74840229
>but its probably expensive
exactly. not forking out like 50 quid a month fuck that
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>>74840317
>80 posts early
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http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Rick-Pfeifer-82382
Top kek
>>74840071
http://koreanmmafan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/koreanzombieflyingkneetakedown.gif
Here is the moment I was referring too.
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>>74840229
>>74840285
MMA was a mstake
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>>74840343
>http://koreanmmafan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/koreanzombieflyingkneetakedown.gif
hmmm i see what you're saying but i stand by my point its hard to commit to 2 different flying moves in the middle of the air you either commit to one or the other or wind up botching both.
Now a feint may be viable but there are more high percent set ups like snapping a guy down or a break from a clinch or opening a combo with a low kick
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>>74838096
Hunt
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so, who's making the inaugural /mma/ general? i have a lot of mma discussion to make
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>>74840570
Here lad, you're 50+ posts early
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so do the mods just not care any more?
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is it over?
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Does the strawweight division die with Joanna?
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>>74841216
predict the odds for this fight
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>>74841216
>Andrade
>Thickenzie
>Paige if she decides to take mma seriously
>Grasso
there's plenty of future potential in the division m8
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>>74841264
Joanna -220
Andrare +195
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>>74841216
Did WMMA die with Ronda so yeah
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>>74836143
>Floyd isn’t going to knock out Conor," he said. "Conor’s a much bigger man. I expect Conor to come out and try to sling Floyd around a little bit in the clinch, try to wear him down. If things get too hectic about that seventh, eighth round, he might start, I don’t know, he might start to rough him up with some elbows. I'm pretty sure Floyd’s going to have us prepare him for that — being able to throw him around, and maybe even kick him a little bit. You never know."
I don't understand this at all. It's Boxing, there are literally no elbows and kicks. Kevin Lee is a wrestler too, his striking isn't his strong point at all. Wtf is going on here?
>>74833721
Why does Rockhold seem to think USADA did a number on Werdum, AND that Werdum isn't close to the title?
Did he see what Werdum did to Cain? Or how he memed on Travis for 3 rounds literally doing flips in the Octagon?
He got knocked out by Stipe in the first, but by that shitty logic Luke got USADA'd too since he lost his belt in the first.
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Schaub save us all...
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who is every person here's favorite female fighter?
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>>74841342
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>>74841309
Wow thanks for the brilliant insight
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>>74841384
You're welcome
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>>74841342
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>>74841381
Thickenize is trash and cant even make weight. She'll be exposes by a mediocre striker
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>>74841570
you shit talking my girls elite striking? say that to her face
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>>74841269
>the absolute state of any of those fighters besides Andrade
Absolute kek
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>>74841688
>getting a title shot off beating cangela hill
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>>74838096
hunt
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>>74841748
who deserves a title shot then?
Claudia again? Kookies again? Rose?
Tecia I can see but she doesn't even want that fight. She's retiring once she gets into the FBI
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>>74841748
Angela Hill is a very good striker and Andrade decisively beat her in that department
You seem worried about Pooanna's chin
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>>74841824
I want Joanna to lose she's a smug cunt
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>>74841809
they hire people who go to florida community colleges?
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>>74841895
you jelly shes getting a master's degree and you'll never finish high school?
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Where does Sage Northcutt go from here?
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>>74841895
FAU isn't a community college
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>>74841918
I make 6 figures doing "grunt work"
You will never break 4 figures in your bank account
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>>74842003
Abercrombie and Fitch
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>>74842006
Yeah it's high level. That cereal box diploma will prepare you to deal with sophisticated international criminals lol.
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Will you watch Invicta this weekend?
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>>74842003
back to the regional circuit so he can get some more experience and easy wins
Or maybe training with tyron helped him on tthe ground.
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>>74842144
im a real fite fan so of course yes
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>>74842003
didnt they confirm that he's fighting Diakiese?
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>>74842144
no because I know enough to know I don't have to validate myself as a "real fightfan" to a friendship simulator by watching every card
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>>74842237
POOR
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>>74842237
I hope not, I don't want to see him lose again.
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>>74838226
big test for reddit
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>>74843094
lmfao
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>>74843094
heem yourself
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>>74843094
Fuck yes Matt Serra edition!
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>>74843192
*heems you with a jab*
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>>74835981
Evinger
Souza
Esquibel
Morandin
Brown
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>Artem Lobov is disgusted with UFC p*ssies who pad their records
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/23/15035102/artem-lobov-disgusted-with-ufc-p-ssies-who-pad-their-records-mma
wew
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can someone post some of those really cool pics where it's a ufc fighter in some crazy pose and there's words like pasted all over their bodies and also in the background like a total badass?
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>>74843400
what an absolute madman
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>>74843400
artem would literally kill you in an unarmed combat situation
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>>74843470
only in self defence
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>>74834036
uhhhhhhhhhhh ... i dont know if i can contain myself
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>>74843498
me on the right
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>>74843498
i wish dana was my dad
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What would be your UFC walk out song?
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>>74834379
is judo big in africa or something ? i know sokojou and thats about it.
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>>74843675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brkwzJFaoM&t=7s
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>>74843470
I have a jones tier reach advantage, little bitch wont do shit.
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who is the best MMA coach?
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>>74843906
mark henry
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>>74843940
>can't figure out aldo in 50 minutes
>conor's coach did in 13 seconds
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yeah i knew i saw it on the UFC's instagram
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>>74843965
>Instructs a takedown against Nathan Diaz
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>>74844018
who is that black guy
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>>74843906
matt hume
>>74844018
>145
nice try
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>>74844018
145? He's crazy.
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>>74844063
>meant to put lightweight
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>>74843965
>>74843940
This, his guys just get worse.
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what will happen to mma after russia takes over?
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>>74844126
fucking idiot
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>>74844147
go away
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>>74844234
your own brethren
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>>74844272
shut the fuck up
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>>74844272
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>>74844291
>>74844340
hey imagine that
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>>74844354
this is the thread
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>>74844418
oh wow quality american post here boys
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>>74844437
you made an early thread, go fuck you are self Adan
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>>74844354
This kid is ban evading.
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>>74844465
wow great american post
>>74844477
whoa super good american post
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>>74844437
why do you want to be OP so bad?
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>>74844506
wow this american post is actually unreal!
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>>74844551
lol he just HAD to make a second thread
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>>74844622
super good american post boys
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>>74844639
Lesnar > All
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>>74838226
Sleep
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