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>>74831006

discuss

ACTUAL NEW GENERAL

>>74831014
>>74831014
>>74831014

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this one is something else.

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>>74831013
Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y77gKZ2EEb0

>>74830986
>muh screencap OC

Anon I... ;_;

>be kershaw
>lose to the ottomans

>>74831023
>>74831012
>>74831006
kershaw is a bad pitcher

In b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy

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Need one more
http://games.espn.com/flb/tools/join?leagueId=87606&inviteKey=baa87

Who wants to bite the bullet?
(mite be kool...)

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How dominant is this kid going to be?

Next Nolan imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvRthBSIWlk

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>>74831099
Mariners!

>>74831912
you are a super human entity.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QqMLiX7PBg

Thread needs an injection of MURRIKA

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Mariners!

>>74830986
He's American retard.

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Injuns desu senpaitachi

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Reply if your country won a game for you on your birthday, this whole 'eries

I love America

>>74831935
I try my best mmr

Anyone go to spring training games? Im in Orlando this week and thinking of going to a mets game saturday

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>>74832151
Happy birthday MMR!

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Soooo who wants Drob? Check out his performance in the WBC eh eh?

>>74832047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts

>>74832151
Happy Birthday, MMR. You're one of the few tolerable tripfags.

What would've happened if there were more Dodgers on Team USA?

>>74833041
it would've been team mexico

>>74833041
Would've lost

>>74833041
Would've choked against the nips

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Congrats team USA and Marcus GOATman on one HECK of a performance

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>>74831013

Cubs lineup does that to folks. And now we have based Schwarbomb back too

>tfw

over/under on heyward ba .240?

>>74833427
So does winning a WBC increase your trade value or is it too meme based?

>>74833474
Fuck you

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>>74833474
Happy Birthday moLester !! :^)

>>74833474
Fuck You!

>>74833474
t. Lifelong Gay Cubs Fan Since October 2016

>>74833474
Fuck
You

>>74833474
I wish you would kill yourself.

I guess that wouldn't solve much though, you are just one of many people that make being a cusb fan on here unbearable

Thanks based USA for wiping "our" team. Fucking bleached hair faggotry had to end.

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TWO SMALL ISLANDS DARE CHALLENGE THE USA TO baseball WARFARE.

GET RECKED LIKE THE REST.

>if anyone tells me what this is a pic of gets to tell me not to post for 24 hours

>>74833745
That's a pic of Noah Syndergaard's arm halfway through his first start of the season

>>74833756

incorrect, but a fantastic response. though i really hope that doesn't happen to Thor. I'm not a Mets fan, but he's fun to watch.

>>74833772
Aren't you a fan of like 5 teams lmao
>>74833502
Thank you. Fuck all of the rest of you.

>>74833782

White Sox then Cardinals, nigger.

Strategically positioned to hate your faggot team.

>>74833800
>having to cheer for two teams just to hate one team
Lmao, you just took the cake for most pathetic faggot on this board. That's pretty impressive considering Texas Yankees and MMR post on here.

>>74833816

>not loving baseball enough to have both AL and Baby League teams to religiously watch...and making sure to watch at least 350-400 games a season...

why not just go post on on /asp/ or /r9k/ ???

you don't belong here obviously.

>>74833816
>you just took the cake for most pathetic faggot on this board.
Pretty sure you and DG still share that title

>>74833745
Bikini Atoll?

>>74833816
TY and MMR are actually good people.

>>74834031

Nope

>>74833933
>you and dg

>>74833816
>talking shit about mmr
>talking shit about texas yankees of all people

Dude moved to texas from new york and stayed true to his team despite now being 400 miles away

Mad re2pect

Team USA could've used more Dodgers

Insulting that Arenado was chosen and not Turner
Insulting they didn't get Kershaw to pitch

Kluber gonna get rocked today, I feel it

>>74833745
sinking of the battleship yamato

i want you to keep posting for 24 hours straight instead

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>weather delay

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>his team is so poor it turns to defensive shifts to prevent runs

>his team cant afford elite infielders

lmao

2015
not having money

lmao

Post >yfw Dodger stadium has seen a championship this year

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Watching / listening to NY Yanks and TB Rays... totally comfy ball park... gorgeous weather... Publix nearby...

>I'm not there, I'm 1500 miles away. :-\

>>74835000
Money doesnt mean anything

Look at the dodgers

>>74835051
Stop thinking of this as being money
It's just money, I'ma make more
No, no no no no no
Please decondition yourself
It's not just money
It's happiness
It's the difference between happy, being happy and sad
It's the difference between having a home and living on the streets
That's what it is, it's not just money
It's so much more than that
Right now it's the difference between you being able to go to a prom
And disappointing a girl
As I told you from the beginning, I don't have money
I have bills to pay, but that meant nothing to you
Absolutely nothing
Let's see, I have
Ooh yeah, I'ma make myself a hot link when I get home
It meant nothing to you
Savin' my seven dollars

>unironically defending the two biggest fags in this board
This place is shit. I bet it's just MMR and TY without their trips on too.

>>74835051
it does though, the dodgers managed to make the playoffs year after year with tons of injuries without having to give up prospects because they just eat any losses and have a huge payroll, if they were a smaller market team they would have had to give up urias, verdugo, calhoun, etc to get starting pitching or replace jansen/turner

harpers swing looking good 2bh

74835079
>This place is shit.
If you hate it so much then leave. It'd be better off without (You).

>>74835019
It's still one of the uglier stadiums

Hi Tiki
How you enjoying the Cubes?

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Rare photo here of Yankees' Manager Joe G.

>I could be totally wrong.

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what's going on in here?...

Which team do y'all have as the biggest disappointment of 2017? I have my money on the Rangers not even surpassing a .500 record.

>>74835369
The whos

A

>>74835369
Asstros

>>74835369
Astros will choke the division away again

>>74835425
how can the who's disappoint from where they already are?

>>74835425
BIG

>>74835469
RED

>>74835471
DOG

>>74835522
The only championship an Eagle will see

God bless US

>>74835490
COCK

>>74835631
IN

>>74835640
BOOTYHOLE

Man, look at us.. we are all so funny -_-

>>74835661
how is that /mlb/ has went downhill and yet we're still better then every other US Sport general?

>>74835661
t. Jerry Reinsdorf

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So was he right after all?

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>Europe is going to sleep soon

>>74835730
no, watching players celebrate and have fun on the field was great to watch, only senior citizens like watching someone get a hit and look down while taking their base and giving a cold steely gaze everywhere showing no emotion

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>Waituhsekkind, it wuz America versis America, oghkay? How did America win if it's America versis America?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3Wn9tqKuc

>>74835696

higher mean average age

>>74835752
>implying

Poorope is all NEETs man

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>>74835848
why is mike such a cunt about this?

>hurr america beat itself

scotland and wales play england in soccer all the time

>>74835848
Oh fuck off Mike

https://youtu.be/nfQpl30a3-A

>>74835955
someone with video editing ability do a MLB "THIS" overlay on this please

>>74835904
>scotland and wales play england in soccer all the time
why the fuck would mike know about that?

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>>74835955

If your country doesn't really play a sport, should you pick a team to support or not? I've been enjoying baseball as of late.

>>74836121
please watch our sport

>>74836130
Hockey? Nah it sucks. My girlfriend plays field and used to play ice so I watch it sometimes, but greatly prefer to watch sport on TV anyway so support "TV clubs". I just can't get into hockey, rugby or cricket even though they're reasonably big here.

>>74836121
Go with Toronto, built in memes and everythinhg
>no /hoc/
;_;

How do you think Clayton Kershaw feels watching another championship pass him by?

>>74835848
WAITUHSECKUND

>>74836121
Go for it mate
We had another England patch into the Orioles, but you free to choose teams. I'd recommend an east coast team for time zones sake (most games will start 1 am your time) but have a look around and see who you like.
still two weeks to the real season, be happy to have you on board.

>>74836121
what do you enjoy most about the sport? you should pick a team that embodies that

>>74836189
>Should I choose New York or Chicago for free agency?

>>74836204
Time is basically the trouble I have. I enjoy American Football but rarely see it. Sane foes for the MLS, which is probably my favourite foreign league. Baseball is such a cosy experience in the evenings.

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a kraut bro had a go

>>74836215
I don't know really, the atmosphere I guess. I feel so absurdly relaxed watching. Second to that - diving catches.

>>74836229
its gonna be rough considering most east coast games start at 7 pm local time but there will be a few games with an afternoon start time locally so either 7 or 9 pm your time, just watch whoever is on.

>>74836241
>diving catches
kevin kiermaier is probably the best at that, but i wouldn't recommend following the rays. do you like good infield defense or good outfield defense more?

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>>74836013
someone add pic related to the end of this

>>74836266
Infield is much more exciting.

>>74836251
This realistically I think. Its why I never picked up an NFL side.

>>74836229
Good lad. Nice to see a bong that into our stuff. Sunday baseball is super comfy for us, and will work for Yurobros.
Again, an east coast team will be best fit. No Yankees or Red Sox though; unless you feel the vibes, they the big plastic teams.

>>74836241
Toronto and Tampa Bay have some Supernan centerfielders. Adam Jones still has it despite his age, too.

>>74836241
teams like the astros, cubs, jays, indians, orioles have good offenses and position player defense that will lead to high scoring games and fun plays

if you like good pitching theres the dodgers, giants, mets

>>74835848
I don't know how people can listen to this living meme

>>74836298
best infielder to watch on defense imo is manny machado. his arm strength is ridiculous

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what the hell was that?

was it a oreo churro or a desiccated sausage??

anyone here follow npb? teams around tokyo with good middle infielding/pitching i should catch?

>>74836543
a but, but not enough to pick a team like

most scouting, same reason I watch minor L

IT WAS AN OREO CHURRO ALL ALONG

>>74836543
Yessir. I'll be posting streams late at night once the season starts.

>>74836543
Giants have Sakamoto at SS who led the league in batting WAR last season, and Sugano who led the league in pitching WAR. Sugano started the game against the US

>>74830986
Puerto Rico is a nation and more united than the US

I for one always welcome a hot and fresh leafpost

>>74836543
Not in Tokyo but the Carp have the best middle infield and rotation atm

>>74836543
the best player in japan plays for hokkaido

>>74836819
Almost got me there, Canadakun -_-

what is the situation with sugano, can he be posted? are teams interested?

Daily reminder that Mike Trout will be

>2017 All-Star MVP
>2017 AL MVP
>2017 World Series MVP

Stay jelly

>>74836819
Day Of The Rake can't come soon enough.

>>74836938
Sugano doesn't want to pitch in America and the Giants rarely send their players overseas because their owner is an ass like that.

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>>74836308
Happy Birthday MMR. Hope you got what you wanted.
>if you ever feel like switching sides...........

>>74836949
>2017 World Series MVP

Does he get traded to the Cubs?

>>74837010
Number of Kershaw's rings

Last digit confirms the number of WS the Dodgers win in a decade

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waiting until 1705MST
for Doyers v. Ragners

>who /hh/ =D ;_;

>>74837082
singles and you're a faggot

>>74836974
fuck no mane, but thanks Walgreens bro.
I got our boys winning twice in about one day to BRING IT HOME
That's all anyone should wish for a gift, aye? Thanks for Murph.
A cordial good luck for the season, mane. Before we steal revenue. I await the next Beltway Brawl

>>74837117
niiiiiice

after wbc i'm burnt out on baseball

>rags
I got nothing.

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>>74837155
regular season is just what you need then,
friendo -_-

>>74837180
actually i need a bullet to my brain asap

>>74837126
I feel the need to venture to Camden Yards this year. Nice park. It's been a while. Maybe a Sunday day game.

>>74837220
Don't go during the BLM riots

>>74837180
that's 80 million weeks away

Post em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp1w3fH-ekY

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>>74837243
That's the best time. The beer line is short.

>>74837220
So long as you arent ALE its very comfy. Beltway is always well received. We have a rivalry, but damn if it aint cushy

>>74837325
I don't like the Yanks or the Red Sox either. Maybe I'll check out Beltway series tix. First beer is on me.

https://twitter.com/RealKentMurphy/status/843677767808049152

Can we permanently ban the Brewers from Baseball?

Mets shut out by a scrub today.

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Based Q

>>74837375
omg... did any1 else le cRINGE as much as my-'self just CRINGED at this?? xD

>>74836680
God bless you sir

>>74837404
Delmonico giving him some runs

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>>74837375

>>74837370
Nay, I'm hosting. Drink up senpai.
Please visit our park. Its in the best part of BMore; have a day. Hit the aquarium too.

>>74836215
I enjoy the feeling of constant depression and failure
Who should i root for?

>>74837126
Happy birthday mmr
As a mariners fan i feel that jones is my eternal gift to you
Hope you enjoy him

>>74837757
Dodgers

>>74831006
Pedro is twice as good as Kershaw and he even pitched in a division with men instead of boys

>>74837792
Little Mermaid Miranda will do well by you.
M's are my pick for ALW. Good luck and god bless

>>74837825
Thanks my man. I'd be down for the O's to go far again.

>>74837820
good post

Cancel the postgame show

>>74837845
Thanks, Mariners! san
But let us remember what unites us, and the west coast. It's PUSSAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIwS3PLkXgM

>>74836988
He's not winning World Series MVP on a one-and-done team, so no

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Name one thing he can't do.

I'll wait.

>>74838030
win in the post season

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>>74837993
>98 wins 2 season ago
>103 wins this season
>one and done

>>74838030

>>74838030
throw a good changeup

>>74838030
Act

>>74838030
Make it to the WS

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>>74838030
pic related

>>74838064
>one fluke pennant
>98 win team dominated by the Mest
>no pitching

>>74838206
>Still have Arrieta
>Still have Lester
>Still Have Hendricks
>No pitching

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>guys Greinke will totally rebound this seas-

>>74838223
>fluke
>regression
>both
>any of that being good pitching
Cubs don't have a top 5 rotation in the NL, it's just hard facts

>>74838308
>being this assblasted

>>74835369
fuck you buddy, rangers will be a wildcard

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>>74838618
>rags

>>74838618
>rags

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>>74838618
>rags

>>74838618
I got nothing

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>EE still has 0 home runs this spring

>>74838618
>rags

Say /mlb/ do you ever get the fear that whatever team you've been shitposting about or always constantly laughing and mocking will suddenly win it all and then how will you feel?

Ex. What happened to all the people making fun of the Royals or Cubs back then?

>>74838618
>rags

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>>74838976
why does the camera shake

>>74839149
>rags

>>74839149
the royals got made fun of for getting fucked by the giants, but then they won and that obviously stopped.

cubs were mocked regularly, now we just mock them for being lifelongs.

>>74839149
Everyone's favorite team (The New York Yankees) will be winning it all for the next 35 years straight, so we don't have to worry about any illicit shitposting for awhile now.

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

>>74839348
t. 100 year curse

>>74839348
Someone post it

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>>74839420
>>74839420
>>74839420
>>74839420
>>74839420

celebration thread lads

Kluber was good today

>>74839470
Parade tonight because tomorrow, the murders begin again

>>74839512
Good day for Windians

>>74839149
The spacetime continuum would break if the >rags won
I unironically could see the Memeiners being the next no-ring team to win. But no one really makes fun of them since they have a lot of based things going for them (griffey, ichiro, their regulars are friendly)
Also the Whos winning wouldn't invalidate the narrative about them being abstract art.

>>74839677
Dodgers are going to win it all.

>>74839812
Do you and mo'Lester, like, ever go out for lunch for anything?

>Arrieta hitting a 464 foot home run off Zack Greinke

Lmfao how embarrassing. Anything Greinke related has proven to be in serious decline and now just hides in shame. Pissboi is and always will be my little bitch. He hides out because I fucked him up and he has no dignity left. He is the baseball crushed by the mighty bat of Jake Arrieta.

>rags on blue
>doyers on blue

>>74839677
only bitter >rags fans make fun of the mariners
we'll see how many (you)'s I get and you count them

>>74839966
>Rags

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>>74839966
>rags

>>74839966
>rags

>>74839966
>rags

>texass

why are the
>rags
getting a new stadium?

i live in dallas and they havent even had globe life park for over 30 years and they already want a new stadium

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is he the GOAT /mlb/?

>>74840257
Sorry but Mike Moustakas is the GOAT

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>>74839677
>implying it's not /ouryear/

Remember that time Rosenthal tweeted and got dubs?

>>74840353
>You can't cheer for the team that your entire family from New York cheered for for your entire life because they moved to Texas
autism

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>>74840230
The ballpark is in the awkward place of not being old enough to be considered Classic and not new enough to be jam-packed with bullshit normiebait """amenities,""" so clearly it's just not good enough.

The team decided to swindle the suburbanites in Arlington before public opinion against taxpayer-funded stadiums turned too far negative like we've seen in CA and other states. Now admittedly, they might actually be losing out on FAs (especially pitchers) because it gets so fucking hot, but they could always have just put a roof on the thing.

I drafted greinke senpai back to the top I gooooo

Are you guys spamming /sp/ with propaganda lately? I'm getting the impression it's much less anti-boreball than it used to be

>>74840736
That's just 4chan dying.

>>74840257
Marcus Stroman is the GOAT

>>74840761
I think 4chan struggling for life is a good thing. What will rise out of the ashes will be glorious.

>>74840977
It would be if stormfags just left. Somehow half of 4chan hates anime now, wtf

>“We really beat a good team, but we’ve beaten a lot of good teams—Venezuela, Japan, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, Colombia,” U.S. manager Jim Leyland said. “We were the best team.”


>no mention of canada

k e k
e
k

>>74841061
kek

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Clayton Kershaw 2017:

224IP - 332K - 18BB -1.34ERA - 1.55 FIP - 0.79 WHIP - 25W/2L - NLCYA+MVP

Isn't he so amazing?

>>74840523

>come on here sporadically
>you reply
>I reply
>banter
>"hurr my family and yankees"
>"texass"
>"fuck off SOLER"
>do this shit again in a couple months
>do this shit again in 2018

Like old times.

>>74841166
t. Boystown Mayor.

Don't nobody give a fuck about ur annoying ass. Shame I can't filter on mobile

>>74841139

>Theo Epstein
>raped the Dodgers
>broke two massive droughts
>you lick his ass all day, every day
>name literally means God


Isn't he so amazing?

Lmao at Boys Town every single time

>rKershaw takes his hitting very seriously, he batted .174 last year
This is an actual sentence spoken unironically during broadcast. Wow what superior strategy the "athlete" pitchers of the National League help employ

>>74841061
not surprised desu, hope the team doesn't qualify until they reform the system, no excuse putting that trash on the field

>>74841319
Bumshit is supposedly good and bats lkke trash too. It's all you can do as a pitcher. Over the past 4 seasons bumshit, Kersh. And Greinke have been the best hitting pitchers in baseball.
Are you mad u don't have a hall of famer in your staff?

>Kershit

I want all trips/namefags except TY and MMR to leave

>>74841488
ur mad as shit huh? Over some baseball shit on 4chan.

Seek psychiatric help.

>>74841488
Lmao put your trip back on.

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what's the best metric for judging a player's defense?

>>74841488
>wanting any here

baka

>>74841616
Fielding percentage

>>74841616
You ask me.
I'll tell you if they're shit or not.

Go ahead.

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How do I get into fantasy baseball?

>>74841616
(Losses per 13 innings with respect to K's fielded) to the power of passed balls while on the field. If this number is higher than the number of runs scored per game, your team and every player is disgustingly bad at defense

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>>74841663
>Inb4 I was pretending to be retarded

L

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>>74841616
errors

is gif related >mest, >rags, >whos, or some other teams? I honestly can't tell by the quality

>>74841707
Fielding Percentage is the best metric under the conditions I deem fair.

All the best posters came by tonight
What a treat
Just need MMR and Based AJ Piercynzki

>>74841715
that was the astros playing 'defense' against the nationals, i remember because i saw it live and was laughing my ass off

>>74841715
astros i believe

>>74841813
>>74841814
thank you vm family

>>74841715
That's the Stros back when they were Ass

>>74841883
Astros still shit boy. Shows how much you know about baseball. Their rotation does not exist. Nobody. Not one pitcher who can get 27 outs.

>>74841883
>>74841813
>>74841814
thx anons

What's more embarrassing?
A. BIG RED DOWN ARROW
B. oystown

>>74841942
Sounds just like the Dodgers

>>74842256
C. Leveand Indians attendance

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>>74841715
Please delete this post

>>74841671
Adam Eaton
In CF
Then RF

>>74842321
D. odgers trophy case since 1988

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>>74842256
B.oystown

>>74841673
Refrain from having sex and buy Yahoo©'s Fantasy Sports® Guide to Fantasy Baseball™

>>74841715
they're the
>lastros
back when they were last in years well before your time

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>>74842343
>sad altuve

>>74842373
E. dison Volquez being the sole hope of the pirates in a wild card game

>we will never bully mo'Lester off the board

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Is Appalachian League Minor League Baseball unironically a better product than Major League Soccer?

>>74842566
You can't bully someone off their own general you butt hurt gaggot.

This autist posts the same gif every time Altuve is mentioned. Imagine being this way. Seriously. Not even worth a (you) 2bh.

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>>74842590
>ywn share a natty lite with your uncle cleetus and his cousin wife at a comfy kingsport mets game

I can't deal with these feels

>>74842590
Probably, but what poor soul would want to live in Appalachia?

>>74842491
F. red Merkel's boner

>>74842256
B
Degeneracy needs to be stopped.

>>74842590
Some of those logos are unironically as good as or better than their daddy clubs

>>74842679
asshurt asstros fan detected. enjoy the reaping of what your >muh prospects has sown: one playoff appearance.

>>74843027
Thats better than they had before actually. So its a good thing.

Have you accepted Jess Mendoza as your waifu yet /mlb/?

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>>74843173
>>74843027
forgot to mention THE high point of Astros moving back to the AL: Mike Fiers' no-no.

And speaking of which, when will we ever have another crazy summer of no-hitters like 2015?
>you now remember No-Hitter Watch
>you now remember panic mode every time someone got through 5 or 6 without giving one up
bonus:
>you now remember Hanley Ramirez fucking up Kershaw's perfect game via throwing error to first

>>74843405
>2 no-hitters in the same year
>a 20-K game
is Max Scherzer an Hall of Famer?

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What did Google mean by this?

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>>74843327
Alexa is the superior waifu.

She is well known to Mets fans. She does the team infomerrcials and does the host thing in stadium. She left this offseason, but does some podcast. And apparently is a host in various short sport segments, but apparently appears in this new mlb.com segment. Look for her on MLB Network real soon.

>>74843589
my sides. the damage control is real

>>74843636
Feels bad dude, giants reporter is an old bird, she's tall as shit too I saw her once while getting some food.

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>>74843884
its a shame she's married to Peter (((Rosenberg))). Some Hot 97 guy. He played in the most recent NBA celebrity ASG

>>74843589
>Detoilet
>T---s
>Down arrows

Lel

>>74844016
Rosenberg is a cool dude, he's a chunky fuck tho she could do better

>>74844016
please stop being anti-semitic thanks :)

>>74844128
I've seen him on Sportsnation and comes off as a douche

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>>74843589
>mfw it's real

Hi

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Castellanos looking bretty good lads

>>74833041
I don't get why there weren't any Dodgers on Team USA but there were 2 Jints players

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>>74843589
IT'S REAL OMG

>>74845310
Because every Dodger is an honorary Mexican.

Apparently Kinsler is getting called racist for saying that he hopes kids can see the way Americans play the game? Wtf?

>>74845494
he's a Jew, though, so it's OK to take aim at him.
>some "offended" moron's twitter status is news for E!SPN

>>74845494
I love our Puerto Ricans and Dominican, but they're way too much at times, especially as a team

>>74843589
hehe it's actually real

Seeing Bonds in a Giants uni again makes really happy

>>74845822
>nofunallowed.txt

>>74838618
>rags

>>74839966
>rags

>>74838618
>rags

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I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Overlord.

>>74846141
SF's where he belongs. Should be their hitting coach thb

>>74846255
>>74846315
>>74846375
I got nothing.

>>74841056
It's just one guy

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WINDIANS desu

prop bets

>Braves lose more than 100 games y/n
>Phils do not lose more than 95 games y/n
>Red Sox trade the rest of the farm for more pitching after the news about Price y/n
>Rags make the playoffs as a WC y/n
>some team makes a ludicrous trade offer for Trout despite his being signed for the next 5 years y/n
>the Whos do not finish last in the Comedy Central y/n

and go