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Everyone wants to watch Haas' final matches

What are delpo's odds? I heard his backhand is horrid

>>74823785
>lizard
El xif confirmed

>>74823785
that thing is fast!

>>74823864
>rival is either Robbin' Bunnies or Det Ny Svenskar
yea I wouldn't worry too much

P U I G

>>74824025
Ya, but I mean odds of winning the title

>>74824064
Not good

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just a reminder that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

>>74824064
FedeGOAT is in the tourny which makes del porto-potty's chances winning the title zero (0)

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/our girl/

>>74823589
you guys are good with knowing which posts are mine. you're right like 99% of the time

i will ask her though

thinking about making a new twitter acc lads

was banned a month ago and I like this newfound mental peace, but I miss the cool peepo

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>>74824860
why did you get banned jules?

also, make like michael and post you're account here.

also why are there no great argentine female tennis players?

>>74824064
None, I think.

That's a sad looking court

>>74824903
for posting/retweeting esoteric ecofascist antizog content
never 5get handsome thursday massacre

>also why are there no great argentine female tennis players?
last gud female player was Gisela Dulko
Paula Ormaechea a cute but v bad at tennis
we have a supposedly """"upcoming"""" player now called Nadia Podoroska but she's already 20 yo and only #197

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>>74825070
you sound like a schwartzman-loving lad.

and why so many russians?

>Nadia Podoroska born in rosario
ebin. thats where my spanish professor is from

cirstea a qt

based Jule about to win

>>74825188
meh

>>74825791
shet up michael

>>74825188
My friend had a crush on her years ago. Can't believe she's still around

>>74825930
>have a crush on a person you've never met

kc tier

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RIP in peace Puig

miami organizers on sewer side watch

>>74825967
what is kc ?

>Puig is a gold medallist

>>74825967
What's kc. He just wanted to fuck her and it was his favorite female tennis player.

>>74826146
Probably neck deep in juices that week.

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>>74826275
more like neck deep in cock

>>74826398
That's a given Burger, all attractive women are.

>>74826425
By your logic, your mother and sister are fucking around all the time mate.

Thiem will win Miami

t knower

>>74826460
My mom actually is, she is a very attractive 40 something, and my sister is engaged.

>>74826496
That's not a bold prediction at all, I also think he's playing pretty good.

But in my ideal future, Wawa would take it from Federer in another all swiss final. Enough FedGOAT faggotry.

>>74826565
>very attractive 40 something
P O S T
I
C
S

>>74826581
never said it was a bold prediction Tbh, but yeah I would not be too disappointed if Stanimal won.

also this >>74826719

What are Thiem chances of winning Miami?

>>74826719
No way.

>>74826791
blur out her face m8

>>74826796
Nope, that's pretty low.

>>74826791
you can blur the face pal

>>74826746
Welp, IMO, it is a bold prediction since Thiem has not made it to even one final in any big tournament yet. Hell, he hasnt even made any semifinals on the Masters.

You are not only saying that he will make it to the finals of this tournament, but that he will also take the title from a likely more seasoned player, like Roger Federer or Wawa.

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>>74826565
Are you the Brazilian poster who had a doctors appointment and was hoping it was cancer? How was it?

>>74826836
Had to reschedule for next Wednesday.

>>74826831
fair enough lad. Though we can agree that based on his talent alone it would hardly be a surprise if he were to win, no?
>>74826836
He is the philosopher brasilian

>>74826836
why is she so perfect?

>>74826854
why are you hoping you have cancer? is brazil really that bad?

>>74826901
she's not. she's pretty unlikable actually

>>74826919
Through reading Plato he realized that aristocracy is the only true way and that we are doomed to democracy and thus life will inevitably be shit, ergo life will not be the best of all possible worlds

>>74826957
Brazil is more like Plato's tyranny really.

>>74826919
No, my life is bad.

>>74826878
Yeah. It is not far fetched.

>>74827007
How so?

>>74827007
So is mine lad.

>>74826941
Fuck off. Anyways, Puig was the match of the night or is there more on tap?

mugu is the most attractive player in the top 50, prove me wrong

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>>74827116
*proves u wrong*

>>74827057
Everyone just looks only at their own immediate interest. It's a long story.

>>74827058
I guess tennis is a silver lining in them.

>>74827116
Cibulkova
>that bunda

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>>74827116
kerbe
svitolina
kiki
ostapenko
konjuh
safarova

all more attractive, just to name a few

>>74827187
>Cibulkova
i actually want her to suffocate me with those thighs

>>74827187
>Everyone just looks only at their own immediate interest. It's a long story.
Do go on...
>>74827233
shit taste 2bh

>>74827251
Just read the last book of the Republic m8, it's free.

>>74827259
But how does modern day brasil relate to it laddy?

>>74827246
Agree

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>74827187
Google 'cibulkova dreamer'
Makes life instantly better

>>74827277
Because it's a hedonistic, fragmented nation.

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>>74827424
Nice.

>>74827457
lmao michael you're welcome for making her give you more than a one word reply you autist.

now ask about how she likes florida and the USA

>>74827457
based michael

>>74827475
dat ass

but brazil have you been redpilled by Hume yet?

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>>74827457
>you deserve it

>>74827498
lol thanks man. will do

>>74827518
I'm still finishing Plato, but after Aristotle I'll go straight to the moderns.

>fritz
>donaldson
>escobedo
>young
Is there any hope for American tennis?

>>74827642
S O C C C

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>>74827566
Aristotle is unironically the most influential philosopher of all time so read carefully mate.

But since you seem to be legitimate about this then you must read Aquinas after you finish aristotle.

>>74827703
I'll check him but I can't tell you I'm going to read the whole Summa.

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>>74827717
I could not do so either.

Hot take: Adam Smith's Theory of Moral Sentiments is an overlooked masterpiece so give that a look as well some time in the future. I am drunk so I will stop posting before I make more of an ass of myself.

Do tell when you get to the 18th century political philosophers though because that is my shit.

Goodnight lad and I really do hope that things get better for you.

>>74827475
>>74827335
Fucking damn, I didnt know i was into slovakians.

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>>74827788
mate you're supposed to look up miami shit online and pretend you've been there. BAKA michael. As someone who has been there tell her you've heard the florida keys are sweet.

However, as I am going to bed. Don't be too autistic tonight so that we may get more gold in the future

>>74827792
Thanks bro.

>Not posting the Brazzers version

>>74827864
>Not posting the Brazzers version
delet that from your computer NOW.

>>74827475
>>74827813
>>74827424

shes a disgusting womanlet. find some taste plebs

>>74827879
>tfw I made it on ms paint

>>74827859
ok. goodnight bro

>>74827897
For some reason only short girls were ever attracted to me.

>>74827897
you are the only disgusting manlet here.

>>74826778
about tree fifdy

>>74827566
>Plato
>Aristotle
>not jumping into big boi medieval Scholastics immediately afterwards
why the fuck even Start With The Greeks® if you don't intend to keep with the chronology?

This thread would unironically last 15 days if Michael didn't spam it.

Well, it turns out I am a poorfag and thus won't be able to see Federer live. Wew.

>>74826791
fucking do it cunt

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please save us kyrGOAT

>>74830861

From whom?

>>74830953
everyone

do you know just one player in the top 100 whos parents are NOT rich? there are people who still tell me that tennis isn't rich sport, even though they've never played it and don't know how fucking expensive it is to even become a relatively good amateur in your local area

and NO, Kyrgoat does not count, his parents had a lot of money

>>74831367
Janowicz missed the AO a couple of years ago because he couldn't afford transportation.

Dustin Brown
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/21/sports/tennis/21brown.html?_r=0

>>74831476
hmm, but his parents were both pro volleyball players, so that doesn't really count

but Brown has a interesting story, thanks

>>74830047
why do you say unironically with every post? it isn't even necessary

>>74832267
Every other post is ironic

>>74832267
It's unironically the new 'literally'

I remember Dominic Thiem saying that the reason he plays so many tournaments is so that in the future he can play his best tennis deep into the season and also have deeper runs in tourneys. Is this retarded or some next level conditioning?

>>74832267
thtat is unironically me who does that

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>>74830047
But we do have Michael now.

>>74832579
t michael behind a proxy

>>74832579
my posts aren't even spam. they are always on topic

don't be hatin

don't act like y'all ain't like me !!!!!

>>74831367
Tiafoe was ranked 88 and his father was a bricklayer from Sierra Leone or something

>>74831367
thiem
dustin brown

>>74832579
based michael

>>74831367
Genie

Karolína Plíšková in one hour

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>>74833157
Ana in one hour

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>>74833192

>just found out Federer destroyed Nadal again at Indian Wells
>Federer went on to win the title
>and is #6 in ATP

Holy fucking shit

Nadal is destroyed, Federer will win 2 more slams this year

>>74833600
Federer will win 3 more slams this year*

>>74833625
He's too old for RG m8

>>74833628
Nah bruh

serious question lads can goderer make it back to #1?

>>74833669
not this year

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who /mugu/ here?

>>74833671
if not this year it's never

he won't have a start to a season as good as this again

What's the match of the day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35p6iA24_w4

>>74833675
I can't get over the fact that she looks like JGL

>>74833688
She actually has talent tho also she is not jew

>>74833669
>goderer

Reddit

>>74833675
She looks like that kid from Dazed and Confused

so yesterday this croatian sports channel were showing jelena jankovic, a match that lasted literally 3 fucking hours, when i wanted to watch good men's tennis,
and now when i want to jerk off to ana konjuh, they're showing tommy fucking robredo, le old sunglasses tennis man

fuck off

>>74833723
>Dat ass bounce konjuh does before every return
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>74833723
You're lucky to watch GOATredo.

>>74833707
>goderer is now reddit
righto

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/our girl/ is going well

>>74833827
she's muscly

>>74833757
this

glad to see him back

Today

Men
10:10 Mannarino - Becker
10:10 Basilashvili - Robredo
10:10 Ruud - Lu
11:30 Albot - Seppi
11:30 Granollers-Pujol - Coric
11:30 Khachanov - Schwartzman
11:30 Dzumhur - Chung
13:00 Tiafoe - Kravchuk
13:00 King - Lacko
13:00 Rublev - Mayer
13:00 Elias - Zeballos
14:30 Tomic - Kukushkin
14:30 Haase - Ymer
14:30 Istomin - Kuznetsov
16:00 Dolgopolov - Jaziri
20:00 Bellucci - Robert

Wimmin
10:10 Brengle - Pliskova (2)
10:10 Safarova - Gavrilova (23)
10:10 Konjuh (29) - Flipkens
10:10 Bondarenko - Lucic (26)
11:30 Cepede - Cibulkova (4)
11:30 Putintseva (27) - Witthoeft
11:30 Errani - Zhang (30)
13:00 Radwanska (5) - Wang
13:00 Pavlyuchenkova (17) - Shvedova
14:30 Vesnina (13) - Tomljanovic
14:30 Mattek - Svitolina (9)
14:30 Cepelova - Vandeweghe (18)
14:30 Strycova (15) - Larsson
16:00 Sevastova (19) - Cirstea
16:00 Lepchenko - Wozniacki (12)
18:30 Muguruza Blanco (6) - McHale

+6 for CET

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>>74833827
choking hard rn

>>74833972
>Tomic
He does he still get draws?

>>74833972
Based German match lister

>>74833972
Doggoslav will beat Stan next round

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>>74833979
2x faults to lose first set tiebreaker

>>74833972
How do you pronounce Pavlyuchenkova?

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>>74833996
best aussie player tbqh

>>74834040
Pavel chen kova

>>74834041
I-is this a Bernard/nick/JUST combined foto?

Reminder: complaining about michaelposting is just as bad as michaelposting

>>74834102
ok michael

>>74833972
>13:00 Tiafoe - Kravchuk
>13:00 King - Lacko
who tf are these peepo lmao

>>74834102
who complains about michael?

also there's nothing wrong with michaelposting

>>74834126
black americans

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>mfw another Fedal Final

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>>74834184
WHAT YEAR IS IT

>>74833979
she looks hella autistic here

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>>74834184
besser als Murrovic

Man Becker is shit, no wonder he cries so much about pay.

>>74834204
Tournaments without them are much more entertaining for some reason.

>>74834227
I'd say with Djokovic it's worse
Murray usually is guaranteed to fuck up. Djokovic just bots his way to the final all the time. Or at least he did until this season

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>>74834247
>>74834227
>>74834204
>being a butthurt nole hater in the current year

kys

borna the future goat coric losing

>>74834247
He lucked his way to the UO final last year but thankfully Stan saved tennis.

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>>74834268
your man is finished m8

>>74834327
he's overrated. stagnated the last 2 years. nothing special, Zverev is way better

>>74834268
Literally who.

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konjuh ded

I think we can all agree that Raonic will take this masters

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>>74834440
i just remembered he's in this

>>74834440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtZ5aBx2bCk

>>74832733
tiafoe played for free in that tennis centre where his father worked as a head of maintenance, 24 hour tennis for free, so that really doesn't count

>>74832749
thiems parents are professional tennis coaches

>>74833033
bouchards father is a fucking investment banker

forget it guys, you'll never find a pro or an amateur who is relatively good and didn't have, luck like Tiafoe, or rich parents

>>74834468
what about kerber or the williams'

also wasn't dreddy pretty poor?

>>74834489
Da Dustinmon was pisspoor.

He drove around in a van to save hotel costs and set up a little racquet stringing service for other player

>>74834468
literally novak

>>74834468
>doesn't count
How poor do they have to be? Are you looking for an orphan who had his arms blown off in Iraq who controls the racquet with mind powers?

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the comeback is on

>>74834327
huh? he's holding serve for now...

>>74834503
Doesn't count m8. You can't find someone who didn't have rich parents, luck, hard work or ambition

>>74834535
lel

>>74834468
>forget it guys, you'll never find a pro or an amateur who is relatively good and didn't have, luck like Tiafoe, or rich parents
Ivo Karlovic

>>74834566
checkmate

>>74834566
pretty lucky to be born a servebot

try again luka

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>>74834566
Karlovic has the best serve and best bants in tennis.

>>74834609
the best one is the one you cut off..

"who has the second best serve"

>Bouchard hasn't won since the Australian Open, TWO months ago
How many metres of dick has she taken in that time?

>>74834515
of course it doesn't count if it's for free, what the fuck man

any normal family who lives in a normal flat (rent of course, not property) and have enough money to live a normal life but not enough to make sure that their son/daughter will become a good tennis player

this sport is full of shit. no surprise that I'm the only one with black hair when I'm playing tennis here at my tennis club. we have ~150 members and I'm the only foreigner

>>74834489
kerbers grandfather owns an indoor tennis centre - 24 hour tennis for free

>>74834514
his parents ran a fast food restaurant, don't know how much money they made by that but probably enough

>>74834656
420

>>74834468
>free in that tennis centre
But that's everyone in the USTA they just give you a coach and take all the money from the US Open until someone better comes along.

>>74834657
then you just havent prayed hard enough to allah

>>74834607
i dunno man, the guy played his first grand slam match at the age of 25, didn't have a car, traveled alone, no family, no coach, grinded at small time tournaments just to get to that point,
nobody wanted to accept him to a training camp when he was young and his parents couldn't afford it anyway.

apparently that win over hewitt saved his (financial) life.

>>74834566
what the fuck is wrong with you guys, his father was a meteorologist and his mother worked in agriculture

>>74834535
Brown counts, good example
even though his parents HAVE to be fucking rich if they could just buy this fucker a fucking VW campervan

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happy doge day

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konjuh takes a marathon 2nd set. saved a few match points

>>74834690
>his mother worked in agriculture
this means grew a garden. didn't know you mean someones parents have to be mud-cakes for lunch poor. i guess you're right then.

>>74834657
>his parents ran a fast food restaurant, don't know how much money they made by that but probably enough
If it was gluten-free food they're probably bankrupt

>>74834724
his fathers income was probably more than enough to ensure a pro tennis career

>>74834690
agriculture is literally among the lowest paying jobs on earth you dumb fuck.
>>74834688
didn't know that. even more reason to like the guy

>>74834761
It's funny that you guys just ignore his fathers job and the crazy amount of money he probably made back then

>>74834760
well... no man.
This was his 11th (eleventh) match on the atp, at the age of 25
If he didn't win it, you'd probably never hear of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bH0FReD3h4

>>74834790
what in the world makes you think he made a lot of money? he was working in a communist country.
there are plenty of articles and interviews, but i can't find one in english.

I wonder how much you earn as a professional umpire

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>>74834856
A black eye if you don't watch your mouth cunt

based Lahyani

>>74834790
>http://arhiva.nacional.hr/clanak/13502/ivo-karlovic-teniska-karijera-u-neimastini-i-sikaniranju
There's a paragraph here, i'll translate it for you.


>Karlovic's parents, unlike most of top tennis player families, couldn't afford to finance his tennis tevelopment. Karlovic's father, wanitng to help and speed up the advancement of his son, beggening of the 90s left his job and the hydro-meteorological facility and tried a private business. Soon after he had a financial breakdown. First he lost all the savings invested in a bank, that was supposed to be insurance for Ivo's sports development and his private business failed. He was left wthout money or job in quick succession. He had to apply for jobs left and right selling books or renting out spots on the farmer's market

I'm not making this up, and it took me over five minutes to do this you kraut fuck.

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>>74834875
jej

>>74834887
appreciated lad. now stop replying to this 15 year old l33t troll

>>74834887
thanks man, nice

but it doesn't make any sense, there's literally no chance of becoming a good player (amateur or pro) if you're not training 3-5x a week, and if you wanna become a pro, 5x a week is definitely the minimum. if you're father is broke as fuck, you can't really pay coaches and all those hours you play in the indoor tennis centre (winter - summer is completely different)

>>74834948
your father*, I'm an idiot

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>>74834875
This involves on-court training, on lines and in the chair and a written examination on the Rules of Tennis. A top umpire can expect to earn £50-£60,000 per annum, but it takes a long time to get there! Most earn around £30,000. On average a line judge can expect to earn £20,000.

>>74834958
you think troicki is a commie?

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>>74834987
can commis get this mad?

>>74834987
I never asked myself that question. But he still lives in Belgrade and probably pays huge amounts of tax.

>>74834958
>£50-£60,000 per annum, but it takes a long time to get there! Most earn around £30,000. On average a line judge can expect to earn £20,000

>£
How much is that in non-meme currency?

>>74835009
it's always the serbs. it's because of the ottoman blood.

>>74835114
~23ish

>>74835114
250.000 - 300.000 Bison dollars

>>74835114
bout two fity

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>>74835114

>>74835163
What is up with the Yen?

>'''miami''' open
>held in key biscayne

Džumhur - Chung is literally a WTA match

Come on Damir.

>>74835213
Nothing? He beat Casper Ruud pretty easily today.

>>74835347
you bosniak too?

>>74835360
I mean the currency.

>>74835378
its a very in demand currency and they (want to) export a lot of shit

>>74835360
kek

>>74835378
I think they are trying to weaken their currency to boost exports

fugg

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Anyone got that pre-hair transplant Nadal pic?

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LGTSS

>>74835546
le crazy russian

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>>74835542
This one?

>>74835623
ye, thanks m8

>schwartzmanlet

>>74835546
poots is kyoots

jesus christ

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Zhang shouting hysterically at the umpire

JESUS CHRISTX

The Coric match will last forever

lmfao

konjuh lost. what should i send to her on twitter to cheer her up?

what the fuck is Ćorić doing

>>74835934
my address

>>74835767
The court looks like hard clay.

>>74835947
CORICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

ALLEZ

>>74835934
dick pic

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still cant get over how coolio it is that andrei rublev
plays tennis

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>schwartzman
>isn't black

>>74836018
His Nazi grandparents probably descended from chimney sweepers.

>>74836018
His matches are so fucking erratic

>>74836008
surprised this isnt more of a meme, maybe he cause isnt famous yet

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>>74836082
>is jewish
>nazi grandparents
???

>>74836110
He is?

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lel @ these comments

>>74836129
si ese

>>74836172
Well Argentinian families with German names are always somewhat suspicious.

And Schwarzmann is not really an uncommon name here.

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>>74836153
>Ana Konjuh
>Residence Dubai, UAE

>>74836210
if anyone should know about dodging taxes i figure it'd be the swiss

>>74836210
Half the tour has their estate in either Dubai or Monaco, the fucking cheats.

>>74836244
the one cheating you is the government friend, you owe them nothing

>>74836273
Why doesn't everyone emigrate to tax haven isles then?

Oh wait they won't let them.

>>74836306
>Why doesn't everyone emigrate to tax haven isles then?
You have to have money or know how to launder money for people that do have money

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hi where are cibulkova?

How the fuck did Mayer ever win Halle?

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soon

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Karlovic vs Kyrgios a possibility in the 3rd round

under/over 100 aces?

>>74836475
aga a qt

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>>74836482
>you will witness another Karlovic vs Isner in your lifetime

Tiafoe's nose is just like a hippopotamus'

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>>74836153
Why do bettors bully them so much?

>>74836529
when you pronounce the second's' then it calls for the apostrophe s

hippopotamus's

>>74836458
Meme tourney.

>>74823625
oh my fuck i want her to have my children

>>74834609

dr ivo follows ann coulter and trump

>>74826496
maybe it's cause I grew up on soccer, but I always assumed Thiem was a Black Frenchman

>>74836575
you always pronounce the "s" in the possessive case

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>>74836650
It was james' car

you dont say 'jameses' in which case it'd be james's

Tiafoe looking good, lets hope he's no second Ymer

>>74836707
will only come down to how mentally strong he is. one of the best athletes on tour.

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has aga the est legs and tits combo on tour?

>>74836790
Pliskova has, objectively

>>74836790
>legs check
>tits 404

>>74836545
Funny part is the latest abuse cause after losing to djokovic. So not only are they horrible gamblers but they are so stupid they abuse a guy for losing to the top player on the world (muzza #notmynumber1)

In my experience its almost guaranteed these guys are making 20 dollar bets too. NID its a pathetic amount. Becausr once youve lost enough big losses dont really matter so much. Cant even tell you how many thousands ive lost backing my boy ferru in 2014. Still like him though.

>>74836739
He still looks like an 80s Nigga.
Feels like I'm watching New Jack City

>>74825021
for you

why do women play with fucking massive racquet heads? putinsevas is as big as her midriff

>>74836814
'no'

>>74836707
dont give up on ymer, he recognizes he was a clay meme and is now relearning his stuff from an american coach and playing american challengers. he will succeed on clay stay in the top 150ish, then start doing well in late summer hard court.

>>74836896
More power with their shorter swings.

>>74836917
Which in turn makes them lose some direction control, I guess that's why we don't see as much varied shots in the wta.

>>74836917
but putintseva unironically just hits skyballs and places almost no power into her shots

>>74836917
but they have bigger swings than men you ass

almost time for dennis the tennis isto man

>>74836958
To compensate, men don't need to swing that much.

>>74836996
which female player has the best technique?

>>74837022
Hard to tell, they are mostly power hitters these days. Aga stands out.

>>74837048
this, WT is absolutely doomed once it becomes nothing but ballbashing. hearing ESPN gleefully proclaim Keys as the "next big thing in WT" like it's anything anyone wants to see makes me physically ill

>>74837112
thought yous guys didnt have espn but tsn

>tiafoe will play federer if he wins
Oh d-g

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>>74836896
What's your problem? Respect this killer body.

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>>74837159
their """"coverage"""" is just lifted ESPN broadcasts during the slams and incidental (at best) coverage of the circuit

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>>74837190
LITERALLY no definition to those legs dawg. no ass either

which brings me to another question: does radwanska have a nice bunda?

>>74836696
>you dont say 'jameses'
really
I've been doing it wrong all these years
it sounds weird to say "james car"

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>>74837215
USA lite :)
>>74837313
don't listen to him

>>74837190
Hey bf is a turbo Chad.

>>74836948
stop ironically using the word unironically

>Tiano

>>74837022
Carla Suarez Navarro's shots always look very clean, and she often attempts dropshots, volleys, different serves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEc58lURgso

Also Aga Radwanska

how do you save twitter gifs?

>>74837518
I think they are actually flash or HTML5 videos

>Tiachoke

Elias Ymer?

More like Elias Yme [rhymes with meme]

>>74837518
open inspector and search for .mp4

>>74837483
What can you expect from someone with such a first name?

What were they saying Czechbros?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhD4gSRqX4U

Very comfy match desu.

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>in a month we will have to hear sharapovas annoying screams

>>74827792
>>74827717
>tfw I literally study philosophy but random foreigners on a chineese cartoon board are more well read than me
>>74828869
>Scholastics
So my white friend. How many angels can fit on one pin?

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>>74837804
How are those papers coming teemu?

>>74837923
most of them are done but they are dog garbage shit, but gotta get them government subsidees

kravcuck getting btfo

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See you tomorrow

>>74837804
I'm definitely not well read in philosophy.

Have Federer won Miami before?

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>>74838006
fuck sakes

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>>74837752
it's been too long tb.h

>>74837950
revise that shit son. I would probably just be starting on them right about now desu.

>>74838006
fugggg