OFFICIAL GERMANY v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 4

>>74821643

first for oasis

>de gay

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first for /a/

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>I rearry rike Rarrana; he rearry good

That image conveys tension

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>NEXT GOAL WINS

wat do

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>>74821643
awful game

if this post gets 20 replies, england wins the next 4 international trophies

Anime tbqh lads

>>74821665
Imagine not liking oasis

>de virjin

>Emre Can't

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remember how exited we were for our strikeforce at the euros

>vardy was still good
>sturridge was alive
>kane was alive

now we have jermaine defoe

>>74821681

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>just got home
>turns out I missed nothing important

>>74821665
A friend asked me if I like Oasis.

I said maybe.

This game ends 0-0. Check em.

>>74821681
Rollin

>>74821692
Defoe is GOAT though tbf

Germany are so average now

Is this showmatch or qualifier? How has the match been so far lads, is it really that bad?

>>74821686
>>74821665
one of the most over rated bands of all time

literal pleb rock

>time for subs

Well it's over we'll concede

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>>74821681

>>74821700
i see u what u did there XD

>>74821700
Haha! I'm deffo using this.

zzzZZZzzzZZzzzZZzzzZZzzzzz

defoe is unironically better than vardy, why isnt he on yet

>>74821681
Reporting

>>74821692
Welbeck ruined his career going to arsenal

>>74821709
It's the final, la

>>74821700
>english """"""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""

>>74821693
They knew what they were in for. It's not a secret that germany sucks during most friendlies.

>>74821709
friendly

it's pretty bloody dull

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>>74821688

>>74821701
0-1 England confirmed

>>74821718
i miss cs 1.5

>watching 22 men kick a ball instead of watching horny spanish girls and guys walking around naked and casually fucking in live tv

https://www.madlifes.com/live.htm#

Explain yourself /sp/

>>74821715
>scouse dentistry

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>Emre Can
>German

>>74821700

Hahaha!

You should send this to LadBible senpai!

>>74821706

This. In better form than Vardy at least.

>>74821727
>implying lelbeck was ever good

What the fuck m8s

apparently this was going on in this match
https://twitter.com/talkingbaws/status/844651845549244416

Why am I still watching, I really should know Löw better by now.

>>74821678
try to dribble through 5 guys and make my mates stop passing to me

>>74821744
born in frankfurt

>>74821744
Emre is the most common german boy name

>>74821742
>2 men in a hot-tub

Was I rused?

>>74821744
Just got back from Berlin and Can looks like the average person I saw there, desu

*dabs*

>>74821742
Vírus don't click

whatever happened to michael ballack?

>>74821742
>two grim looking blokes sitting in a hot tub
sexy

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Ywn be German
ywn live in a cosy quiet German village
Ywn by 6'0"+ with blonde hair and blue eyes

Why live?

wew lad

Top kek

GOOOL POOOGOLSKII

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Fuck do i hate the international break

WHAT A BLOOTER

memes

OHHHHHHHHH

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Englel

LU LU LU LUUUUUUUUU

PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI

>>74821759
Is this the famous English lad banter?

Oh fuck off

>>74821643
Haha get fucked.

Even as an Englishman I hate the cunts who follow England away and our national team

>>74821780
me on the left

BASED POLLOCK

That was a nice moment

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*inhales*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

F

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>getting memed on by memedolski

my sides

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>>74821759

more entertaining than the match tbf

>>74821759
just banter m8

oh what a 'coincidence'

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WIR MARSCHIEREN MIT UNSEREM POLDI

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>>74821765
more like dankfurt

damn what a goal from the Polack

SYRIA 1 ENGLAND 0!!!

PULOLSKI
PULOLSKI
PULOLSKI

classic german pogo

Why are left footers so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBVnv3ZvO28

I can't wait for everyone to cry how "we deserved to win!" As usual they're fucking shite.

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PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI

pottery

ABSOLUTELY DESERVED!

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LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU LU

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SLAY QUEEN SLAAAAAY

i'm crying

nice shot

WHAT A BLOOTER

>Three at the back
>Dele Alli is the fucking player trying to block the shot

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

WWE levels of fixing

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>englel
im getting really sick of this meme guys

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>/sp/ talking about how shit Podolski has been for years
>he scores

england schlonged again

>INGURLAND

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PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI

BLOOOTAHHHH

DER PRINZ POLDI

retirement gift from england. nice of the lads tbqh

>VARDY HAULED OFF
LEL

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>>74821759

germans are such unemotional robotic fucks, this man just scored his last goal and it was wonderful and the coach just walks around with his hands in his pockets. Just fuck off, shit country.

LMAO

Welshman here. How shit are England?

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>>74821759
just havin a laff m8

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You know, Wenger could've signed Podolski

>And it's as if someone has written Lucas Podolski's farewell

Implying it wasn't set up this way...

This does seem like a game that a German mind would have thought up.

>>74821854
stay mad

>Commentator just said N word
Wew lad

>Podolski is 31
thought he was 35 at least

AHA
POLDI

Do any of you still have feelings?

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>Getting beat by a polish living in Germany

Just.

>ITS COMING [...]

LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI

LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI
LUKAS PODOLKSI

>>74821822
its a friendly and last poldi game. of course theyre gonna let him score

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England or Germany?

Good for you germany

LABER SCHEIßE WERD GEFICKT

>>74821859
He's always been good for a blooter, but that doesn't make him a good player

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Post SSN girls

>Gashford for Vardy
>Lingard
>No Defoe

Oh fuck off Southgate you rat looking fuck

>>74821855
>the city of englel

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>lingard in for alli

Undeserved. Fuck sake.

>>74821859

he hasn't done anything in 4 years and hasn't scored in 2 years, but like a true German he delivers when he wants

Easy win

Match theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY

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>2017

>rekt by fucking Poldi

>>74821881

Yes, i'm laughing my ass off at all the mongs who have travelled to Germany from Millwall, Doncaster, Luton and other such shitholes to sing World War 2 songs all day and watch England lose

lol wot still 0-0 on my stream

>>74821892
>anything but France

Although nee-san is best

What's your excuse for losing against the german b team, bongs?

>play like shit
>still win
rly meks u think

>literally conceding against German F squad in a friendly
LMAO

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Wish he had dabbed on us 2bh

>>74821897
nice funbags

After getting a dream final goal tonight Podolski can now retire and look forward to a bright future in plumbing.

>>74821881

only where my spleen is
>MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

>ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY >ENGLAND BTFO'D BY ISLAM TWICE IN ONE DAY

webm?

>Die nummer eins der welt sind wir

Rashford's head shape makes me kek every time

Good dodge from Cahill, he could have chipped a nail if he had blocked it.

>losing to a german team fielding players we've never heard of before and a retiring man

holy shit my sides

>>74821929
>american trying to fit in

>>74821925
we heard you earlier

Born in Poland

Goal should be disallowed

>>74821881
lel no, I have numbing apathy towards everything nowadays

>Germany's A team needing refball to beat England's Y team
Tragic

>keane
Bailed out by Hart.

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>>74821915
this is our E team

Why is shitgard anywhere near our national team

hart still got it
fuck you pep

That was actually a fucking good save

Hart actually saved a ball that was down to his left

>England losing against plumbers
>again
KEK

Yes lets sub in the blacks these germans cant handle the pace

@74821944
too obvious lad

>>74821937
>fielding players we've never heard of before

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>bongs come over and get uppity on our land
>sing songs about dresden and us losing the war
>get wrecked

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

>Joe Hart doing a good save

Well that was surprising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo8mP7XHq1E

Good save by hart

>>74821948
Because he plays for Manure

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lads i have the option of living in Germany or Netherlands next year, which do I go to?

>>74821948
plays for yanited

Congrate germans, you finally beat our G team

im so proud of you!

Fuck, Hart is literally elite. Pep is a fucking moron.

EBJH

>Germans clap national anthem after what happened in London today
>The scum who follow England boo the German anthem and sing about the World Wars

How can anybody support these cunts

>>74821963
You did lose the war though

>>74821938
Shhh it's okay that you're a cuck

lads

LADS

>poop

who is redmond

I guess it's not coming home then

Man, Podolski is wrecking teams like Malta, Estonia, England, Faröer Islands and the likes.

>>74821971
Netherlands desu

>>74821971
holland.
believe me.

>>74821910
>people literally spend hundreds of pounds l and their annual holiday to go and watch what is widely considered one of the most boring fixtures in the sporting world
Why do they do it?

>englel

That game was a wreck

>>74821971
Netherlands is more expensive.

its coming home

>>74821971
best off killing yourself

Let's get back on topic

If you're old enough to remember the days when Simpsons, Fresh Prince and Malcolm in the Middle were on BBC2 - What the fuck are you still doing on /sp/?

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>BASED POLDI SCORING IN HIS FINAL GAME

Coming home has been postponed for another 4 years then lads

>>74821971

Netherlands

>>74821881
Every month or so I'll have a few days without numbing anxiety, and I'll feel again.

>>74821971
netherlands

its just germany with free weed and hookers and no turks

>>74821937
>this flag

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>the fucking state of Englel

>Hart can save
What year is this?

>>74821759
>unironically sauong "what a lad"

>>74821971
Germany has terrible food so Netherlands it is.

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>>74821993

>>74821971

go to holland instead

>>74821981
EXPOSED
X
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>>74821993
mate fuck off. I don't come here to be reminded of my shit life

>Need to score
>Bring on Redmond, Rashford and Lingard

Really makes you ponder

what ever happened to Marco Reus?

he was a decent lad

>>74821988
So they can get drunk, smash up foreign pubs and sing about a War that happened before they were born.

Then flee like the cowards they are when some actual hooligans show up

>>74821999
>no turks
lmao you clearly never been outside of your isle

>>74822002
>conceding to a fucking leaf

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>>74821944
We have like 7 important players missing m8.

>>74821999
>and no turks
if only...
at least they have less.

>England in charge of winning against our C Team

>>74822003
This year, watch some fucking Torino games he's gash

>>74821993
roswell was the real patrician show for the bbc2 6pm slot

>>74821999
We got more Hookers here than in the Netherlands

>>74822017
Perpetually dead

>>74821993
I remember seeing The Simpsons on BBC2 and I turn 19 next month.
>>74822002
>lost to leafland

>>74822016
The DAB crew

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>the one mighty germany can barely beat our D team

>>74821993
4chans an old mans site now. reddit is for the teenagers

I don't actually like the England team. But then, does anyone?

>>74822003
Hart has always been top tier at saving, pep just didn't like his hoofing and distribution

>>74821971

netherlands is actually a really nice place and most of the foreigners live in big ghettoes removed from the main city areas.

I don't know about Germany but you'd have to live with germans which would be well shit.

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>>74822002
>tfw we're so shit we aren't even spoken about
>mfw englel thinks it's relevant but gets humiliated every time

You don't even understand
As someone who watched the 2006 world cup as a child this poldi goal is the funniest shit ever.
What is he even still doing in the team. What a fucking legend

>Scrotland 1-1 Canada

LEL

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>>74821993

>>74821971
depends on the city where you will stay

>>74821971

doesn't netherlands have suriname and all that island shit BLACKING every girl?
i think German girls might be more accessible

>>74822017
Got run over last Christmas

MULLER TIME

>>74822016
3 mutts at that

>>74821971
Turkey, good mix of both cultures

>>74821976 (you)
>the state of british education

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>>74822018
So they can meet people from different cultures! Like the slavs!

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Son, why are you always just watching football? Why don't you go play it outside with your friends?

>>74822017
Sat by gotze's deathbed reading him the latest Worst Witch

>>74822017
worse knees than hargreaves

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>>74822017

still elite. he has assumed the position as successor of LCIM. that difficult task involves being injured for 80% of the year.

>>74821971
Is this for university? German schools would be better and you can take a bus/car to Netherlands if you are in much of Germany anyway

>England losing after today's events
Pathetic. If our brave police put in as little effort, we'd all be dead

Pay soldiers footballer wages!

>>74822025
Your debutant is a top scorer in your league
Ours are average players for midtable sides

it's a D team

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>england players after that goal

My man Muller is on the pitch finally

>>74822002
>not beating fucking Canada at home

Fuck mullers on

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>>74822004
>sauong

>Germany in a friendly
>at home
>winning
>bring on Muller
I'm in crazy town.

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scotland drew with a fucking leaf

>>74822058
Ankles, m8

>>74821971
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

>>74822064
reddit

>>74821993
you never really leave m8. when you get older you actually have more evenings of doing nothing cos you and your m8s all have gfs/wives/jobs/homes etc. so you shitpost.

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>>74822016
rashy will score for you, believe in him

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>>74821999
>No Turks
If only

>>74822075
Gomen gomen, "saying"

>>74822064

I hated that guy

Why is England so shit? Tbqh I'm ashamed of sharing blood with the English, good thing my ancestors left.

>>74822086
omg hes adorbz

>>74821971
Follow the weed.

warum spielt eigentlich der kanacke?

>>74822078
We lost to the krauts in a friendly. That's so much worse its unreal.

>>74822064
Man I remember that e3 like it was yesterday. Felt so bad for the guy. I'm glad it turned out to be a good game

>Subbing on Mueller

Kek. Jogi is just mocking them now.

do germans and brits get along?

>>74822039
Personal feeling but last world cup and coming it for england, to me Hart didn't give that "confident" goalkeeper vibe is you see what i mean, but maybe i'm biased towards england because of Green i don't know

Sancho start for England when?

FREUDIG WIE EIN HELD ZUM SIEGEN

>>74822092
Generations of inbreeding

>jump higher than the opponent
foul

>>74822059
Whos LCIM?

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>Germans whistling at Werner

Cmon you fuckers he might be part of Leipzig but his goals are all legit.

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>>74822056
>watching the games of thrones son?
>mind if I watch with 'ya?
>wow, dragons. Alright

>>74822098
everyone hates werner

he is a hurensohn

>>74822027
he has been shit for Torino

>>74822054
silly me
meant to reply to >>74821999

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>>74822078
>Against modern football

imagine being an english-man today.

first they shoot your parliament and then the germans send you home again.

ah memories

>that part in the broadcast where the itv commentators run out of things to say

>>74822098
Who doesn't? Fuck Leipzig.

>>74822098
why do they hate them?

i thought cucks loved bulls

>>74822103
yes, we just pretend to hate eachother

we really only hate the french and the scots

>>74822114
oh fuck off reddit. just fuck off.

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>>74822095
Mourinho is turning him into a proper warrior la

>>74822114
Le Cut Inside Man

>>74821980
Watch some niggerball jamal

>>74822092
EPL is like the NHS, shittily managed for decades and filled with JFs to the point where it would collapse without them

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>>74822114

>>74821993
> Simpsons, Fresh Prince and Malcolm in the Middle were on BBC2
im sorry but that simply cant be true

>>74822033
lies, how can you remember that and be younger than me, when the was this?

>>74822078
they actually look scary desu

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>>74822115

>>74822126
But we hate our parliament and our national team so it's a perfectly fine day

>>74822115
He's a diving fuck

>losing to germany in a friendly

even argentina scored 4 against germany right after the world cup

>>74822127
hoddle has clearly gone for a piss

If you remember Mark Lamarr hosting never mind the buzzcocks and you're posting on /sp/, you may as well just admit you've failed at life

>>74822098
Werner is cunt and overrated.

>>74822131
How about you go suck a chode you fat mongrel cunt

>>74822126
>They
Implying you aren't a Muhammad with your German Flag

>Send you home
>Friendly

>>74821871
>unemotional
you might have missed the most homoerotic press conference ever. It's just that Löw is always super focussed. That's also why he doesn't realise that he sometimes falls back into primeval behaviour and constantly checks his own bodyfunctions.

>>74821971

this
>>74822046

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>>74822114

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>>74822114

>>74821971
dutch is a meme language, but you can get weed there. so i dunno lol

>>74822161
I told you to fuck off. now do it before I get really mad.

Team has no bottle. Group stages again at the World Cup.

>>74822153
>you're posting on /sp/, you may as well just admit you've failed at life
fixed

>>74822130
>we really only hate the french and the scots

must be thought living in an island the size of florida right next to the people you hate

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>>74822153

>>74821999
The turks are replaced with maroccans so it's not really better.

This is all Sterling's fault lads.

>>74822044
You brits are ugly as hell

Wait, does burger king really deliver?

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dont worry werner, klopp will save you from the mean german crowd. come here baby

Scotland 1 - 1 Canada

>>74822112
Most likely.

>>74822139
>post bait
>receive a serious answer instead of a meme one
Even the German understood my point.

I want to die

>>74822181
this

>>74822126
>attack Westminster
>kill none of the politicians

What a waste. It's like when someone held a gun to Kim K's head and didn't pull the trigger. Once in a lifetime opportunity.

>luke shaq coming on

>>74822185
did they fuck?

This is boring

>>74822040
< this guy probably has a point ^^. bbut most of our sandniggers are in ghettos, too.
It is probably better to compare the cities/ the region you would be living in and compare them to your personal preferences,
Both countrys are really nice and welcoming for western visitors.
you will be allright either way.

S H A W
P
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disrespectful of germany to beat us on a day like this

do they have no shame?

>Shaw

HAHAHAHA

Do they even try to hide the bias towards Man Utd players?

look shoe

xD

>>74822189
>post truth
>call it bait
hmmm

>>74822056
what is this, /v/?

>>74822196
Well twice given that OJ went mental right before the bronco chase in her bedroom

>>74822181
DISGRACEFUL SNAKE, I HEAR HE DIDNT EVEN GET HIS MERCEDES WASHED LAST WEEK

>sarnie

I want to ravage Luke Shaw's anus