OFFICIAL GERMANY v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 3

first for 0-0

Xth for Italy being CUTE!

Fuck anime

>england in blue

???? they heard of the red colour?

I hate friendlies

>best moment is hart doing his clown thing
that's when you know the match is not really interesting

>This isn't very good.
>british understatement

>>74820740
No fuck you

AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT

Who's brandt and is he good?

shat on pitch

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>>74820740

Alli is pretty good.

where is my stream

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Why am I even watching this

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>england gets uppity for playing acceptable football
>england thinking we are not losing on purpose

Death to Germany.

o they really think this will be a goal?

Fugg Annie May

>>74820759
Yeah I tried to let your mum go on top for once

Let's all stop watching at half-time.

Hart BTFOing Poop

WILL HE EVER STOP GETTING EXPOSED?????

It's the CURRENT YEAR and yet people still cling on to WW2 jokes. Low energy - sad!

STREET'S LIKE A JUNGLE

Why did Pep get rid of Hart? Is Pep shit?

>dire

>>74820759
cheers lad. thanks for reminding me about the time I hacked into her msn which she found out and hated me ever since.

Score a goal REEEEEEEEEEE

>>74820428
>>74820471
>>74820609
>>74820629
>>74820710
>>74820733

proxy off, Nigel

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>>74820761
marvellous

>free kick in a good position
>Our best two FK takers are defenders

ALL MY PEOPLE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

Who are bigger rivals

England and Germany

or

/sp/ and /a/?

Is Rüdiger the substitution negro for Boateng???

Germany getting shat on desu

>>74820781
>>74820786

>Hart BTFOing Poop

>WILL HE EVER STOP GETTING EXPOSED?????

Hart has the second most defensive errors in all of europe

Pep's judgement was fucking spot on

Pavement are the best band in history btw

Germany are shit

>>74820780
idk I'm barely watching now desu

>>74820800
England and Germany aren't rivals though.

>THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

Well done Alli

NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA
NA NA NA
JERMAIN DEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

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Holly

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>>74820768
I have faith you will win 3-1 Germany.

STEGGEN

>delel alel

>alli

>ALLI
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

GOATLLI

piss shit game
we fail 50% of all passes

Dubs for boring 0-0 final score.

Delete Alli you shithead

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>>74820738
T-thank you

>>74820804
Both teams and the viewers are loosers so far

A fucking black alley

>>74820799
TALKING TO THE SONGBIRD YESTERDAY

>dele allah

Ter stegan is good at 1v1s

i really hope there is a world cup soon

SPURS WANKER

lmao

>Missing a 1v1 vs steggen

>>74820805
Pep is still shit for buying Bravo

>DELI

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>delshit alpiss

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>germany sucks
>england doesnt want to score and win

Totally bad shot by Dopey Ali. Take him off!

>>74820817
Mods

>>74820833
>loosers

SO WHO'S THAT GIRL THERE

Me and me mum and me dad and me gran, we're off to waterloo

Dele this

>Attempts: GER 1-5 ENG
[memories of 2001 intensify]

ROONEY WOULD'VE SCORED THAT

>England, in charge of scoring

I want England to win, but not with anexo Alli goal. Good thing he's shit desu

>>74820827
>50%

must be at least 70%

Who the fuck is England's trainer? Does anyone rate him?

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>>74820844
Don't remind me

>>74820766
http://tamsjoint.biz/itv/

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>le "only deliver when you have to" team

löw pls

>England's ''''''''''''''''future''''''''''''''''''''''

>>74820805
>Pep's judgement was fucking spot on
Up until he signed Bravo

What country will be Iceland of germany during wc 2018 ?

So this is England's best player

>dele alli is the hottest english prospect

Lel

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Oh look Englel still haven't scored. Pathetic.

>>74820865
No one knows who he is

>>74820780

im walking away until the guests have finished doing their shit analysis and itv have shown their fucking adverts

>>74820845
One of the 'top' keepers in Spain is benched by big willy

Kek

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>Germany sucks balls today
>Englel still can't score

Come on lads.

The utter state of that long range effort.

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>mf watching this game
fucking international breaks

>>74820874

Northern Ireland

OHHHH WALKERS FAST ISN'T HE!!!

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>>74820818

a 1-1 would be the best outcome for all of us

>>74820883
>leaf

>>74820883
>conceding to Canada

>>74820839
From the viewpoint of an England supporter every foreign goali is quite good

dele alli is a cunt

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got all my bet money on England you better win now

>>74820883
>btfo by soccer players

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>>74820883
>letting CANADA score on you

Dele Alli? More like Alli Rae

Hector is terrible

>>74820883
Based jock

I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE THIS CITY

>>74820865
Gareth Southgate and no, he's literally the shittest appointment we've ever made. He'll be sacked after the next inevitable flop at the World Cup

Very sad seeing England play such bad football. They used to be so good, now they don't know how to win! I'll show them.

>>74820865
gareth southgate

famously missed a penalty in the euro '96 semi final shootout against germany

>lellana

I really wish Alli would get run over by some Jihadi

CRISP pass by WALKER(s)

This system is bad for england

everytime they look to spread the ball wide the wingbacks aren't there

>>74820883
"Scotcuckland have qualified for the FIFA World Cup on eight occasions and the UEFA European Championship twice, but have never progressed beyond the first group stage of a finals tournament."

is england being allowed to play because of the london attack?

GOD SAAAAAAAVE THE QUEEEEEEN

>>74820883
>conceding a goal to americas hat

>>74820906
>Betting on an England win

>your entire bankroll

oh son

>>74820891
he's really posh, both his 'rents are doctors. got offered cushy jobs over there

wheres all the muslims? the match is in germany isnt it?
Did I get memed thinking Germany is fucked?

>>74820911
>judging a player on the basis of one meaningless friendly

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>English Walkers cant even cross over a bridge in Westminster

>wiggle

anyone know any muzzies we can we hire to run lallana over lads

>>74820922
mate, that's the very first time that Walker hasn't been there.

>>74820891
his mum worked for sporting lisbon or summat

OH GOOD SHOT! BEING SHIT IS NOW CALLED BEING PASSIVE APPARENTLY NOW!!

>Southgate OUT!

>>74820933

Too busy raping all the white german women while the men watch the football in the cuckshed.

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Halftime Holly

>>74820865
Wenger

both teams are absolute shit, we should ban friendlies

>>74820935

EDLET THSI RIGHT NOW

Football officially coming home. 3 at the back confirmed for GOAT formation.

BOOOOOOOOOO

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>>74820933
I was there when Arsenal got btfo 5-1, there were a lot of Turkish flags

>>74820943

wenger IN

Why isn't the game being cancelled

>>74820933
Great day to start flinging shit about muzzies lad.

>>74820923

Didn't want to.

>>74820945
is the movie about her ass?

England gets all the chances in the world but is not able to score! Sad!

are we all gonna be watching holly willoughbooby on celebrity juice tomorrow?

COME ON, BIG BROTHER

>>74820933
>taking /pol/ seriously
kys yourself

>>74820945

>you will never rim her

>>74820935
lel

>>74820959
>flinging shit
>my post
youre thinking too hard, pal

COS WE NEEEEEEEEEEED EACH OTHER

WE BELIEEEEEEEEEVE IN ONE ANOTHER

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>>74820921

>>74820967
I unironically love celeb juice

who the fuck is michael keane

>>74820945
Have nudes leaked yet?,been saving up qll week and have blueballs

this match is SHIT SHIT SHIT

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What can we do about the plague of East Aryan girls preferring to wear the German flag to the English flag?

Apart from Podolski, is Germany playing their future A team?

why are you watching this lel

>>74820933
They're busy celebrating the London attack.

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>This Samsung "quality assurance" advert

Top kek

>>74820974
And it's saved saved saved

alli and lallana should both have scored fucksake

playing well though. germany are shite is this their C team or something?

ZURICH IS STAINED AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT

>>74820933
guess who take care fo the ladies when the men are at the stadium?

>>74820991
yes, and it's embarassing.

>>74821004
WE STILL BELIEVE

hello what the fuck is germany doing

>>74820933
>being this retarded

>>74820985
young-ish CB who plays for burnley and has been doing well. came from uniteds academy so you know they'll buy him back for £60m

>>74820945
m'lady

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>>74820935
>Germans can't even walk through a market without being btfo by an assault truck

>>74820945

>she'll never sit on your face

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>>74820974
never 5get

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>>74820990
:^)

>>74820985

Alfred in the Nolan Batman trilogy m8

>>74820991
yes

the future looks grim

>>74821006
yes

germany don't really "do" friendlies

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>International Football
Moreover:
>Friendly International Football

>>74820933
Muslims in Germany support Turkey

>>74821026
No, you're thinking of the guy who played Batman in the 1989 film

>>74820935

Nope they can't you're right. There was an attack earlier today, so it's been cordoned off. a policeman has died as a result

Surely something will happen in the 2nd half

>>74821007
SO DRUNK IN THE AUGUST SUN

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Holly Willoughby leak 1

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>>74820986

>>74820900
>posting the worst girl

>>74821040
yeah

the final whistle

>>74821040

haha haa
dodgy penalty for podolski maybe
that will be it

>>74821009
.>we always play like shit during friendlies

>>74821044
mommy

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Are we, dare i say it, back?

I SAID MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>news agencies still banging on about this 'terrorist'

Lol give it a rest, we've moved on.

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Holly Willoughby leak 2

>>74821044
It's fake, mon

GUNNA START A REVOLUTION FROM MY BED

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>>74821044
MUH

why on earth did lee dixon move off the bbc?

itv football is such a step down

Just noticed we are playing Germany today.

And I couldn't give a fuck about England

hope we lose

Allahu akbar

>>74821067
>>74821043
no https://twitter.com/ANGIESMITHSTYLE/status/782876548839927808

And here comes the pundit delusion.

>>74821044
Thanks but fake, 90s looking photo on an icloud account?

>>74821067
>>74821043
how are we to know its her? there must be another pic of her in the room showing face?

SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME

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WERE SO SHIT ITS UNBELIEVABLE!

>>74821079
GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY

What percentage of profits from the Bourne movie did Matt Damon donate to getting water for african slags?

Would ZERO be an accurate guess

THERE TRYING HARD TO PUT ME IN MY PLACE, AND THAT IS WHY IVE GOTTA KEEP RUNNIN

>wrighty

cant think of a worse pundit

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Holly willoughby leak 3

IF THE ATTACKER SCORES THE DEFENDER'S NOT DONE WELL!!! EXCELLENT INSIGHT

>>74821077
>targetthemen
what did germany mean by this?

>>74821077
>tagesthemen

>>74821102
>puking anime girl.jpg

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>Anon, I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me. Can we cook kimchi instead?

>>74821091
damn son, how wide is that TV?

any one of you lads know how to stop being ill

cheers x

>>74821102

Wud breed

I like how Germans and English people are coming together over how shit this game is desu

>>74821093
he's doing more than you to be fair lad

>>74821119
Sorry, I don't eat dog.

>>74821119

How about i cook your brain in this pan, ya damn gook.

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>cant score against germany B team
just end it

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>>74821120
That's nothing

Oh shit I'm sorry

>>74821110
themes' day?

>>74821126
germans are playing the 'lol we arent even trying' card

>>74821128
yeah but i dont care about them or their fucking water

>>74821122
lemsip and lots of pooing

>>74820945
who was the lucky anon? He must be here.

>>74821140
no problem lad, just don't do it again

>>74821122

suck my dick haha m8 xox

Why can't Germany produce any decent striker anymore?

>>74820885
>>74820916
>>74820918
>>74820946
>>74820974
Thanks, lads. Hope you don't get killed.

>>74821140
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such nice sizes and all.

>>74821119
>cooking kimchi

C'mon m8

>>74821136
>you now remember Alana

>>74821134
>keane, bertrand, livermore, vardy in the team

not exactly a full strength england either

Schnaps und Frauen

>>74821153
because they love to work.

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Lads.
1-1 against Germany and we've hit the post and dominanted in shit

Think it's our year lads. Think next world cup we're going all the way.
I believe. Do you?

It's coming home lads it's coming home


Oh ad like I have said before it's cool that Van Damme is still used in adverts by (((corporations))) despite the fact that he has called out the Rothschilds and supported Trump
Van Damme is unstoppable

>>74821165
I still fap to her pics on Twitter from time to time

Get rooney on

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>>74821165
Alana was bae

>>74821166
Who would replace vardy?, rooney?

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Rate my gf

>>74821169
gay desu

>this Paddy Power advert

one of the better ones desu

>>74821136
>Dopey Lord Sugar

>>74821183
kane obviously you spaz

>>74821185
Can't she afford clothes?

>>74821183
probaly the meme known as kane

>this advert

cringe desu lads

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>Wir sind Vielfalt
>shows only white players

when the machine eats itself

>>74821185
Her shoulders are too pointy lad 4/10

>>74821185
why are you laying on the floor?

#PrayForLondon

It's always funny to see england play great against germany in friendlies and then shit the bed in important games

anyone else fancy a cheeky bet?

>>74821208
#IgnoreJockPosting

Where's your ironing board /sp/?

>>74821185
Was hoping to have a noncey wank to this because she looked tiny in the thumbnail but she's skin like a leather couch

Seinfeld is a really really good TV show

>itv
what's with the feminism commercials? I thought England was past that already

>>74821217
Betting is haram lad

>>74821140
>saying sorry
hello nu-male

>>74821224
like my cum

>>74821223

in the fridge

>>74821185
why doesn't she cut off the label?

>>74821227
curbs better

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>Anon, why don't you play football even though you watch it so much?
>Don't you know anyone you can play with? I've never seen you go out with anyone else.

>>74821185
would BLACKed/10

>>74821223
At home like everyone else's you shitlord

>>74821223
In my cuckshed

lads how do you make friends

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rate my ass /sp/

DJ KHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

WE DA BEST

>>74821244

*slices u in half and burns you to ashes*

heh talk about fried rice

>>74821244
disgusting

stop posting

>>74821244
I unironically don't find asians attractive

>>74821244
Why don't you star in movies even though you watch them so much, you stupid bitch

>>74821241
get to fuck is it

>>74821245
Post BBC pls

>>74821244
>I can't, I have to work on my 4gate timings

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why does he look like he's from the prussian kriegsministerium?

>>74821253
Is that Holly?

>>74821244
Why do you keep talking to me you fucking zipper head?

>>74820805
Who has the most errors?

>dixon going on about the kit being tight
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why is this match so bad

>>74821274
Haha it's Flopp and Poop

ITV is awful

>>74821241
this

warum ist der ard stream nicht hd

>>74821223
/tv/

>>74821244
BUT I PLAY FOOTBALL YOU SILLY BITCH. NOW LEAVE!!!

>help us double female players by 2020 #EnglandForAll

when did brits become such cucks

>>74821281
it's an international friendly at the back end of the season

absolutely worthless fixture

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He's protecting his balls. Does ITV want him to become infertile?!?!?_ but then it came to me what he said >>74821228
It's all apart of the plan to kill of white males, today in london, middle east rising, white women getting blacked, Ian on TV, the blue kit being too tight on /our/ lads. They're gonna make us ALLL GAY not extinct!!!

This game is terrible. Stop trying to gift podolski a goal. He's shit.

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GO ENGLAND

>>74821289
what's that m8?

>>74821244
but I do :3

>>74821253

>spotty back
>security tag still on clothes
>0/10, would not bang

>>74821284
get to fuck is it

>>74821302
I want to see Taytay creampied by Brazlian cock!

>still another half

ffs I don't know if I can keep my shitposting up

>>74821301
but muh 50

>>74821253
Bra is too tight. Buy a bigger size for maximum comfy and better aging of tits.

my mum's mate cuts cahill's granny's hair.

true bill

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Can someone cum on my wife feet for me?

>The Optimist: Adam Lallana is the most technically gifted player England have since Paul Gascoigne.
wew

>>74821295
We can't just rape them all then shit in the streets to celebrate like you, we have laws in this country.

>explöwsed

>>74821302
exquisite

>>74821320
What abot your mum's husband's son?

>>74821295
I know right? Why can't they be alpha males like indians and gangrape a 5 year by sticking a steel rod up her vagina?

>>74821278
>Who has the most errors?
Palermo's keeper

And if you aren't up on Serie A palermo are an absolute shower of shit

>>74821289
köterrasse

>>74821323
Joe cole was better desu

>>74821323
jesus khrist

I like my sports like I like my porn:
No chicks and plenty of semen slurping.

>>74821307
say that to my face cunt

>>74821323
steve mcmanaman
joe cole

>>74821321
stop having the same sofa and flooring as me

>>74821323

Hardly anything to shout about

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Why is Kumiko so perfect?

>>74821331
>living in england
>not being divorced

>>74821337
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FAST

>>74821302
Like one of four times she's ever looked hot despite having spent billions on hair makeup and clothes people

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>>74821302
nice shop

Why is GER so bad at finishing?

Haven't watched football in ages.

How is Joe Hart still our goalkeeper? What happened to that Foster lad? Who's our top 3 GK's now?

>>74821295
/r/asianmasculinity

>>74820368
Martino isn't actually bad
At smaller teams, he has done good work

>>74821324
>implying we aren't heading that way

>>74821344
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE