Germany vs England OFFICIAL game thread

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>Signal Iduna Park

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>dirtmund

>>74818964
>Livermore
Who?

>livermore

really nigga?

Is sarnie starting for Germany?

i think i'll rather watch The Expanse, thanks

>>74819147
Liverpool?

>>74818964
Is this the offici/a/l m/a/tch thre/a/d?

also

>Buyern

>>74818847
>>74818847
>>74818847
>>74818847
Already a thread my white friend

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>my boy Cahill captaining that side

Feels amazed

>englel

>de gay

in this thread lets pretend england won 3 world cups and germany won 0

England win the first 5 minutes

Digits and we all make it this year lads :)

Why does England have so few stars on their kit?

:/

>>74819865
But they only have one

>>74819062
Cutie butt.

Denise Alli, 52, was battling against alcoholism and faced having her children
removed by Social Services.

So she handed Dele over to a couple who the footballer now calls his adoptive
parents.

Now mum-of-four Denise says every time she watches 19-year-old Spurs ace Dele
scoring for his club and country, she knows she made the right decision.

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QOTT: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST

>>74819879

Why does Germany have so few world wars won?

:\

>>74819879
Because they are an irrelevant nation at this sport who can't even get out of the group stage of competitions

in this thread lets pretends England's WC win was legit

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R8 my slag gf lads

>>74819879

If we beat our enemies they win

>>74819879
Who needs stars when you got THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT

>>74819888
heh
never gets old

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today we will make them pay for dresden desu

>SHARTY

>>74819895
>ywn experience her doing the splits whilst bouncing on your dick

NO ERA

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MEMES

ERA

>Vardy

ERA PENAL ER PENAL

>>74819879
it's not even a real country

lmao Vardy you are such a diving bastard

hart's shit get him off cahill's shit get him off smalling's shit get him off keane's shit get him off walker's shit get him off bertrand's shit get him off dier's shit get him off livermore's shit get him off alli's shit get him off vardy's shit get him off lallana's shit get him off

NEARLY BANGED

So is it
>lel Stegen
or
>Vardy

>lel stegen

>Vardy doing his typical dive
he's total scum

This is reddit. This is memes.

nice dive

How is that not a penalty you cheating Krauts

Have you got an Italian refereeing?

>>74819908
Thats not how vaginas work, anon

>>74819895
>>74819895
The Lowe Post

>>74819897
Name one positive thing your country has from those world war wins today.

>>74819898
Salty yank with an inferiority complex. Many such cases!

Clear pen

You're getting dominated my German friend

That is fucking stupid, if an attacking player KICKS THE BALL AWAY and doesn't even try to make a scoring play he should not get a penalty awarded to him.

Why has Michael Keane been included over Harry Maguire?

Man United connections?

>>74819895
Howson's

>burnley player utter shit away from turf moor
what a shock

>>74819901
Was there ever sauce on this?

>>74819922
Bad keeping but vardy chose to look for the pen instead of trying to fucking score
>>74819939
because the keeper dived at the ball which was behind him and vardy flopped over his body

That was a pen

>>74819895
In our time

>>74819939

>lose ww2
>muh america
>lose friendly
>muh refs

>>74819942

Being able to shitpost against Germans ever since.

Xth for unironic hatred of the G*rmans.

Hope we go to war again soon and this time we genocide you.

how was that not a pen?

Alli already proving he's the best english prospect in years

Germany are shit, honestly can't wait for them to lose to Northern Ireland later on this year

>>74819953
Because he isn't shit? Just a thought, you waste of oxygen.

stockport mentioned desu

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'Es no Vardy I said 'es no Vardy

HOLY SHIT, ENGLAND ARE GOING TO WIN

>>74819879
TWO WORLD WARS
ONE WORLD CUP
DOO DAAA
DOO DAAA

DAILY REMIDER BOMBER HARRIS DID NOTHING WRONG

>>74819895
TALK IS JERICHO, BABEH, TALK IS JERICHO MAMA

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r8 my gf lads

Ever since I saw Germany win the WC I can't get excited about international football anymore

>>74819942

The english language

>Getting out-sung at home by England

>>74819901
Not your gf/belongs to a black man

>SCOTLAND LOSING TO CANADA
AYY LMAO

Scotland are losing to Canada lol

>>74819895
we hate movies desu

>>74819955
Chuckled

How anyone not English even look themselves in the fucking mirror? I don't get it.

>>74819951
(he didn't and that wasn't a foul)

and regardless, you don't have to stop a goalscoring opportunity in order to foul someone.

>Scotland losing to A FUCKING LEAF

>>74819942

A paki shop on every corner

>Scotland 0 : 1 Canada
Hahaha

>SCOTLAND

AHAHAHA

The mods ban you if you respond to a slag post. What the fuck? What a bunch of fags.

>>74819976
would 2bh

>the commentators pretend everyone us doing a terrific job and insist we didn't lose to the German c-team, but the actual world champions
Hmm, where have I seen this before.

>>74819988
>Losing to a leaf

imagine being scottish

lmao

Why are Germany playing their B-team?

>>74819976
8/8, would detonate

>>74819990
>Strachan

jej

>>74819960

300 years ago they gave birth to the US, the strongest country of the 20th century

in year 2300, we will be able to say you gave birth to the Muslim Caliphate of EU, the strongest empire of the 23rd century

bravo Germany, ruining the world as we speak

>that England away support

Tear to the eye lads, no matter how shite or how much they let us down we still turn up

Scotland deserve this.

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>SHITLAND LOSING TO LEAFS

>Scotcucks lose the vote to leave, and now lose to A FUCKING LEAF

>>74819971
where you at lad

Gay scottish cunts losing to canada kek
>Today we are all leafs

>>74819991
BASED

>>74820005
>mods ban you for posting or responding to off topic shit

Oh yeah, how dare they!

>Le bum picking man

>tfw you realize Hart is still playing football

feelsgoodman

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we're losing to Canada

I find Southgate quite attractive (no homo)

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>KEKLAND

You now remember Henderson's no-look pass

>>74820013
because england dont have an a-team

>>74820035
>we

Gonna need a webm of Canada goal kek

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How many of you are actually watching the game?

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>scotlel

>>74820007
1940?

>>74820037
he looks like a rat

>>74820051
not me lol

CHEER UP GORDON STRACHAN

genuinely thought podolski had retired

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>>74820035
yaaaas

Am I the only not getting commentary? Not that I'm complaining

>>74820018
your welcome

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>>74820051
>watching the match instead of shitposting with the lads

What year is this kek

>>74819971

MANCHESTER

>>74820051

got it on in background, dont need to watch when on /sp/

Kroos - Weigl

Are they not the same player?

>>74819978
After WC 2014 followed immediately by Euro 16, I feel exactly the same

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Holly Willoughby

Any Scottish anons here? How do you feel about your chances against us? Our media has been saying that you guys are just a bit better than Malta and Lithuania.

>>74820051
I mean, it's in my line of sight, but I can't say I'm actually watching it

>>74820051

watching the thread
looking up at tv when hear commentary getting excited or crowd cheers

Germany's first team getting ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED by our Q team.

>>74820013
They don't believe in friendlies.

>>74820053
>you are now imagining clive tyldesley commentating over dunkirk

>die mannschaft
what did we mean by this i still dont get this meme

>>74819895
> Podcasts
> Podolski starting

What is this, 2006 ?

>>74820078
no
one loves fatties, the other one niggers

>>74819944
My country didn't get their asses whooped by Iceland and Costa Rica. People don't forget, you buck tooth monstrosity

>Scotland

>>74820084

Really?

THICC

>>74820035
Bahahahahha

Kek

>>74820078
Pretty much. Though I guess Kroos can play a bit further forwards.

>>74820051
Dual monitors bro

>Canada beating Scotland

>>74820084
i dont believe you

>KEKLAND

Top zizzle

>>74820084

Excuse me lad, source

>>74820051
I occasionally look at the TV

>>74820084
doubtful, her ass is way fatter than that and not in the good paige turnah way

>>74820088
Your media are absolutely spot on

Why does everyone hate us spee?

>Get beat by a fucking leaf

>>74820035

>scotland

>>74819895
You Look Nice Today

>>74820103
Calm down, ya poof

>Livermoore

Implying this isn't England's b team for the most part just like Germany

>>74820121
Well done, asshat

>>74819895
Football Ramble
Second Captains
World Football Phone In
Football Weekly

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>>74820116
4chan as usual

>>74820103
They didn't lose to Costa Rica

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>Scotshit

>>74819895
RHLSTP

>>74820084
Substantiate your claim

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No era btw

Anyone else excited for F1 this weekend?

>>74820121
Conservative. Pretty sure Eng is going to be even more boring.

>>74820127
oppression of women

lads

LADS

>poop

Slagposting is a dying art.

>>74820087
>german humour

>>74820126
Don't be daft. Scotland arent better than Lithuania.

>>74820127
your attitudes towards women make /r9k/ look like fucking reddit

>>74820084
LIES
>>74820126
such a shame. I really hate our current coach, but players like Oblak and Kampl are saving him with their performances.

>>74820088
We are worse than dogshit. Our manager is the personification of that comic of the dog in the housefire saying everything is fine.

>German defending

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Last one of Holly

>>74820084

Holly and Nat Sawyer leaks would be the end of my pecker

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>the state of this german team

>>74820117
literally me

if we can't beat England, how are supposed to beat Azerbaijan on sunday?

>>74820150
Yeah. Hamilton is gonna win as usual bottles 3rd and vettel 2nd

>>74820171
>holly that chubby

Don't think so.

>>74820084
Is this the girl from that cooking show "if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike"?

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>>74820171

>>74820171


too thicc. mods ban this guy

>>74820149
alli a GOAT

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>>74820139
>>74820084
>this is a ten in Ireland

>>74820171
>vomiting_pupper.jpg

>Pulelski

southgate making england look like a team

world cup is possible

>>74820157
Is forcing women via the social system to become sluts to survive considered opperssion?

>>74820171
of >Holly
Post proof bender

>>74820117
same

>>74820186
yes mario

>>74820186

yes

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>>74820084
The arse matches

>>74820194
>>74820193
haha

>>74820127
stay in youre desert you riggin mudslime.
we hate islam and therefore hate you.

>>74820186

shave it

>>74820186
Yeah. I'd go for a 1 all over

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why do the british play like barbarians? truly unsightly desu

>>74820139
Never, I heard someone threatened to release them but nothing about them actually getting released. Need genuine proof it's her though

>>74820186
Maybe you're just too intelligent to have hair

>>74820167
Ours can't even do that. He stutters so much you can barely understand him, and he repeats things over and over.

They're singing Rule Britania in Germany :'D

>>74820186
Start by shaving your neck with a razor.

>>74820186
Shouldve shaved it off a long time ago

>>74820209
>british """fashion"""

>>74820209
No, >>74820125 this anon is correct

Whaddup. You guys already lost 4:0 today? Dont ya have enough already?

>>74820159
Being a faggot mod is a surging art though.

>>74820186

Hitler should have eliminated your ancestors with genetics like that.

>>74820183
My friend is there. I feel sorry for him he's not gonna enjoy that vacation.

>>74820005
not sure how true this is but apparently you will only get banned if you are reported, so people are getting banned for slag posting despite it being a board pastime because of faggots in this very thread. Makes me sick.

>>74820171
Faker than Katie Prices tits

Is dribbling verboten

>>74820127
you support terrorism and leftist pro-Muslim media all over the world

>>74820199
Why can all the foreigners speak English but hardly any English speak foreign? Or are the foreigners here originally from an English speaking country?

>>74820220
Why do Germans continue to breathe? Unsightly desu.

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>>74820222

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>Joe Hart is still England #1

>>74820238
He's dead m8.

>>74820209
>a shit zipper

Holy fuck. Why.

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Not even watching the match

>>74820149
b-but I thought brave english lads don't dive

>>74820256
what are some alternatives?

Sane is so fucking bad

>>74820238
He's gonna get killed by the edl. Sorry man... or am I...?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GERMANS WIN A WAR

>GETTING BANTERED IN YOUR OWN STADIUM

>Have you ever seen the Germans win the war?

my word

>>74820250
it's because we're dummies

i was taught french for like 8 years, i've spent more than a year of my life in france all in and i can barely string a sentence together

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Evening

>>74820263
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Holly posting patrician posting.

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stream?

>>74820251
our air smells great unlike yours after all the Indians you accepted

Why does the English #1 play for a fucking Bulgarian team?

>>74820238
That bad at handling cars huh

>>74820263
Same. Streams are shit. Still, more time for shitposting, eh?

>away fans sing about the IRA
>not about muzzies

why are they such cuckolds?

>ENJOY WORK. ad

rly makes me think

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Support my team lads

>>74820272
Butland, Pickford, Foster, Forster

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>tfw ESPN had it's stream down for the first 17 minutes of the game because of technical dificulties

>>74820273
>fishing for (You)s this early in the match

>>74820256
Name a better english GK

>inb4 Buttland or Heaton

>>74820238
He got shot this afternoon

>>74820282
you don't want to watch this crap fest Chile

>>74820272
Forster

>>74820293
*clap*

>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GERMANS WIN A WAR

SHUT THE LIMEYS DOWN

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>Holly Willoughby will never know you exist

Why even live lads

>>74820250
we didnt have to adapt like foreigners. our great dads turned up at other countries and said fuck you, learn our language

>Scotlel

>Livermore is playing for England this very second

>>74820255

Its not being sang in german m8

>>74820293
>my

>>74820157
That's the only thing they do right.

>>74820250
Sure i'll admit you're more advanced than us at this age but 800 years ago european had to learn arabic. It's the cycle of life. It's a matter of time before we all have to speak chinease; doesn't mean their social system is the best.

>>74820283
>kraut banter

Nice going, EU cuck

>>74820297
David James

>>74820289
Its on ITV 1 lad

>>74820303
>LIMEYS
FOY

Anyone else remember that time when England beat Germany 4-2 in the final of the World Cup

>>74820282
it's on itv for free m8

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT THEM DOWN

>>74820313
>Germany can't score against a non dabbing Paul pogba

Why don't you lot work out and shitpost at the same time while keeping an eye on the game and listening to Danny brown?

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT THEM DOWN

Gercucks getting triggered by this banter.

Top stuff lads.

>>74820331
yeah me and the lads had a good laugh

our attack youngsters gettin assblasted

>>74820329
Last time I tried to watch that online they wanted me to give an e-mail address.

Well, I am thoroughly unimpressed.

VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY

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>>74820279
Hello m8. Nice orange you got there

so boring

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>>74820293
>First scorer in club's history
>Yamil Asad
>First coach
>Martino

Impossible, that team is already beyond salvation

Who /hateEnglandfootballfans/ here

>>74820279
take down the tinsel already you fucking nonce

SHITTY FRIENDLY MATCHES

WHY

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS

>captcha: wähle alle Bilder mit einer anschlagfläche aus
>no picture of westminster

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>the state of this everything

we need to step our game up or the brits will get uppity to no end

>>74820268
I hate when shitters who have never touched a football in their life comment on diving, handball situations, offside and of course blooters.

LMAO DID ALL THE GERMANS GET BANNED BY THE FAGGOT MODS™?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>don't have a deep laying play maker
>starting Vardy
Is Sothgate the new Woy?

>>74820369

HES ONLY GOT ONE BALL

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Which anime are you going to watch next season?

>>74820369
soft cunt

this match already sucks ass

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>kyle walker
>tends to run very quickly

AND ABU FROM ENGLAND RAN THEM DOWN

>>74820209
>ywn unzip that
NO

Euros haven't started WCQ yet?

>chanting about shooting down German planes

Disgusting, I hope we lose

this werner guy is having a mare

>>74820369
Enjoying that leaf cock you scummy Jock cunt?

>>74820353
that's what hitler said during the BoB

>>74820369
fuck off paki cunt, go slit your wrists

Werner confirmed for only being good in Hasenhüttl's meme system

>Singing about WW2

Is this, dare I say it, the Brexit mindset?

anyone else concerned at all the misogyny from football fans

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>>74820373

>captcha: wähle alle Bilder mit einer anschlagfläche aus
>no picture of westminster

TEN GERMAN BOMBERS

>>74820380
Is that some Mami?

>>74820374
They're gonna banter either way, who cares
Lean back and enjoy the spaghetti

Joe Hart is looks pretty good at ball distribution tbqh

>singing the shite german bombers chant
ffs

Now I remember why I hate international games. Literally all hyped matches end up being boring as fuck with some occasional exceptions.

BOMBER HARRIS

DO IT AGAIN

>>74820402
Hope there's an upcoming friendly against Belgium

We're world champions if we win this.

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>>74820355
Do you not have a telly ?

>>74820272
I think he was just enjoying the thought.

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>>74820402
are you, dare I say it, a limp wristed effeminate left wing virgin? Yes, yes you are

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Dubs decide what I put here.

>>74820331
Kek

>>74820427

BOMBER HARRIS

>being a leaf

>>74820368
What's wrong with Martino

>>74820404
No, you cuck.

>FA and DFB sign a memorandum of understanding to share ideas over coaching and youth development
https://twitter.com/SimonPeach/status/844632030763778049

>>74820368
We also have villialba and based almiron as our center mid. Once tata realizes asad needs to play on the right he will destroy mls

>>74820427
Cum on it

bomb the muzzie cunts 2bh

>>74820401
not surprised desu

>>74820402
Been singing it decads

>>74820427
I SEE YOU BABY

CHICKEN MADRAS

I can sense no high quality in the German team at the moment. I would rate them as being pretty shit. They will do poorly in the next World Cup.

>>74820427
1 2 3 5 A B C U K

>>74820427

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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>>74820407
Indeed

>>74820359
>doesn't have cellulite
ultimate milf

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>singing about killing german ancestors
>they can't respond because any sign of patriotism in germany will get you called a nazi
>and also because they lost

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>>74820423

Germans kindergarden b-team is hard to watch

>>74820427
>English(UK)
cuck

>>74820441
nah, one Blitz was enough

>>74820433
meant for >>74820427 desu lads, i just fucked up

>>74820427
I'd like it to be halal please

>>74820427

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?