OFFICIAL GERMANY v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 1

>>74818847
>pickelhaube helmets

aren't they a bit "taboo"?

>Poldis last game
sadly this is the end of the "all German players are actually Polish" meme, time for the "all German players are actually Syrian" meme

Where the FUCK is Stones

these are some memey teams

>not resting players like Kroos, Weigl and Hummels
international football is cancer

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Our boy Jake Livermore.

What a redemption arc.

>>74818847

>Livermore and Dier start in midfield
>England trying 3 at the back

This is going to be hilarious

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who the fuck is keane?

Dier is Dogshit lads

Does he even start for the mighty spuds anymore?

>>74818885
>Where the FUCK is Stones
It's stupid

If you're gonna copy Chelsea at least let England's one gimmicky passing defender play the David Luiz role of gimmicky passing defender

>>74818898
the dfb has trouble selling tickets as it is, if they don't bring at least a few star players even less people are going to go to the games

>>74818914
>Does he even start for the mighty spuds anymore?
Yes

The defensive injury crisis that has shown him to be so bad also makes it impossible to drop him

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>brandt and werner

Atleast i get to scout our two summer signings

>>74818847
>Red Bull player in the starting 11
Wow that's genuinely disgusting. I was inclined to support Germany, but I just can't now.

Should I actually bother to watch this lads?

Sick to the teeth of watching England games on ITV tbqh, memes might be good though.

yfw it's coming home lads

>not watching the day of the rake

POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI POLDI

so now that terrorists have hit Paris and London on the day Germany was to play those respective NTs, who will Germany have terrorists hit next?

>>74818949
they had to put up huge tarps to cover up the empty ranks during schweinis last game cause nobody was in the stadium

>>74818957
kek m8 we will choke. our rake will break or something. even fucking leafs are more talented than us

>>74818912
burnley CB, came from uniteds academy

>>74818884
the perfect fit for Dortmund would be a SS uniform

I hope there's another Muslim attack at tonight's game lads.

>>74818900
Deserved a call-up but the only shame is he's not in the team as a Tigers man.

>>74818904
>England trying 3 at the back
If Michael Dawson was fit, Davies-Maguire-Dawson would have been a perfect England back three.

>dortmund fans attack and abuse Leipzig fans for no reason
>get rewarded with national team games
It really is 1938 all over again in germany

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>poldi at CM

wut

>Livermore vs Kroos

Ahaha fuck me

wew, I didn't notice this thread

STREAM: http://tamsjoint.biz/itv/

We're gonna get smashed kek, trying these fancy formations just stick to a 4-4-2, the English formation.

>>74818951
Just watch on mute when Clive and Glenn hit the mic.

Bring back the Andy Townsend era

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>podolski has 130 caps for germany

HOW

How can someone so shit even get 50 caps for a team that good. he got old at like 23

>>74818999
This. No one's forcing them to support the club that is killing traditional football.

>>74818988
>playing the game in Dortmund and not somewhere like Dusseldorf where you can get on the Altbiers down the Altstadt

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Germany's attack is really young

>>74818999
Yeah and the jews were fans of a god without jesus which made killing them okay

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>>74818847
>5atb

SCOTTISH TERRORISM CONFIRMED

SHOUTS OF "OCH AYE THE NOO." REPORTED

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>>74818997
>LIKING ANDY TOWNSEND

i hereby curse you with a life of misery from here on out

>>74818931
Why would they bring Hummels to Dortmund if they cared about selling tickets?
BVB fans booed Götze when the NT played there.

>>74819003
I know Denmark has a pretty shit team, but it still freaks my nut out that Rommedahl had 126 caps for us.

>>74819026
the original pacebabby

>>74818975
http://www.rp-online.de/sport/fussball/borussia/dfb-droht-zuschauer-debakel-beim-laenderspiel-in-moenchengladbach-aid-1.6224457

https://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/em-2016/article148731502/Dem-Weltmeister-laufen-die-Zuschauer-davon.html

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/sport/fussball/schweinsteigers-abschiedsspiel-vor-fast-leeren-raengen-der-dfb-hat-ein-zuschauer-problem-14411403.html

>>74819018
He's shit, but better than Hoddle.

>you now remember Champions League games on ITV with Ron Atkinson commentating

>>74819021
Yeah but even when we beat germany it hurts us

Like the 5-1 led to you overhauling your whole system and becoming world beaters

>>74819003
Because he's friends with Löw and all the players like him

also he was pretty solid during big tournaments until 2014

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fucking hate manlets desu lads. wish we could purge them all

>>74819037
Hoddle is awful

He's constantly wrong and constantly campaigning for a another managerial job

Will refugees attack the stadium?

>>74819039
It also makes us think we're good, then we become complacent

>>74819024
Only normies go to watch the national team.
And when Götze left that was still something special and not something that happened every single season.

>>74819048
Can remember some people clamouring for him to get the England job when Hodgson resigned. Fucking ridiculous.

Don't think he's actually managed since leaving Wolves what, ten years ago or something?

>>74819052
itll look that way but theyll just be the germany fans

>>74819037
>Champions League games on ITV
The good ol' days, before BT Jews came in and ruined everything.

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If you see this image while scrolling, you've just been Dimma Dabbed.

Now read the filename.

>>74819008

Kölsch > Altbier

Düsseldorf is nicer as a place though

>>74819058
this

I love shitposting about how we beat spain/italy/germany/brazil etc in friendlies but all it does is inflate our ego and make us think we're better than we are. the media fucking love doing this too

>>74819039
Germany were already world beaters before, unlike England, and got 2nd place in 2002 with that atrocious team. 2000 and 2004 were way more important, those were teams that couldn't even churn out wins against Lithuania or Iceland.

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>TFW no englandfantv

why even live lads?

>>74819088
it's called the national press la

>>74819075
Fuck you

>>74819068
It was great. Didn't mind when Sky Sports had it because at least ITV still got games, with BT there's nothing.

Sky did it so much better than BT as well.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10809799/you-are-the-assistant-ref-test-yourself-on-eight-offside-decisions

if anyone gets 8/8 on this quiz ill give you a tenner on paypal

>>74819064
Look mate if his chakras told him not to manage it's not his fault

>>74819085
>>74819103
I apologize for my retarded friend

>>74818904
Hilarious if we win.

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Me and the gf

>ryan giggs on panel
>he's welsh
Bravo ITV

>>74819110
>Sky did it so much better than BT as well.
bollocks

BT have great coverage of every single game, Sky had fucking awful coverage outside of the biggest two games of the round

>>74819127

>''''''''''''''welsh'''''''''''''

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Why do Japanese girls hide eggs in their underwear?

RIP england

>>74819009
Germany's team in general is pretty young
>Rüdiger
>Kimmich
>Sané
>Weigl
>Ter Stegen
>Brandt
>Werner
7 players 24 or under.

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What are you lads going to watch this weekend?

>>74819109
to be fair argentina is whiter than what you see on an average arsenal matchday

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>mfw Englel about to take their second beating from Islam today

what the fuck are they going on about? not one of those England players is thinking about what is happening in London

>>74819151
>no flag for kosovo

>>74819003
who is this semen demon?????

does she have nudes??

Seriously am I the only one who thinks England has this?

>>74819151
only competitive games are ur a gay vs brazil, and china vs korea might be good to see if the chinese money has made them less shit

>>74819166
>northern ireland flag is just the british flag

>>74819151
that is a grim lineup of games

i really dislike international football

>>74819171
This was funnier the first time

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>>74819151
>China
>Japan
>Uruguay-Brazil
>Argentina-Chile
>Spain-Israel

>>74819170
>semen demon

>>74819151

F1

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>vote for independence
>Decide to stay

What did Kekland mean by this?

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>>74819158
false flag english ukip voter detected

>>74819172
their lineup is shit lad

>>74819175
i want that promotion relegation international thing to come in, itd atleast make most games meaningful/banterous

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how many muslims in german squad? they better get their legs broken desu

>>74819128
BT
>no HD coverage of foreign group games
>no goal alert
>despicably shit commentators

Fuck off shill.

>>74818847

for a second i thought the © meant copyright and not captain
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Remember when Defoe was getting shipped of to the US because he was past it?
Now he's playing for England years later fucking hell that's tragic

>>74819194
ozil~~~!!! <3 <3 <3 BEST <3 MUSLIM <3333

>>74819194
fuck off ignorant cunt

JUAN AGUDELO INTO THE MIDDLE UHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CLINT DEMPSEY

>>74819151
link of page, pls

>>74819182
This desu

Might actually be interesting for once

>>74819200
>no goal alert
there is tho

god I hope /pol/ doesn't contaminate the thread

>>74819173
It hasn't. They're behind Syria in the groups. Imagine being behind a war torn country.

let's make England forget about terrorism.

by beating them so bad that it will be the worst thing that happened today

>>74819218
livefootballvideo () com
>>74819182
Good choice

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>>74819232
fucking german humour strikes again

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>>74819194
fuck off

>>74819225
>mods
>delete any thread remotely offtopic even if it's sports adjacent
>let every single thread be filled with pol shite

>>74819200
The only goal alert they do is on the app thing, which is no good if you're actually watching it on TV.

The commentators are terrible (fuck off Fletch and Sav, fuck off Glenn Hoddle) but to give them some credit that Goals Show thing they do as they roll in with James Richardson is pretty good.

>>74818917
I don't like how so many think Conte invented this 3atb system. Not saying you are but I've heard a few people say it

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>tfw we can never go back to 2005s england squad

>Karl Robinson

FAT FRANCHISE CUNT

You ready to get banged again Germany?

>>74819247
It's so annoying. Some gimps genuinely thinking Conte revolutionised football.

>Karl "Generic Scouse Cunt" Robinson

Gonna watch the speedway on Saturday

not sure about 3 at the back lads

i mean some of our best stuff will probably come from wingbacks (prob eventually rose and walker) and maybe 3 cbs will nullify them being a bit shit

but it needs two good dms, and well, dier and livermore? that's just a bit shit

and alli won't work in this system either

So why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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>3atb

One conversation with Conte and we get this. Top fucking kek.

>>74819268
waiting for my parents to go first so I don't make them more upset than they already are

>>74819170
Semen is what """""she's""""" going to give you

>>74819268

my life if p.deece

steady money, gf etc

>ITV validating the existence of MK Franchise

Disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcHdHNbC3jM

LU LU LU

LUKAS PODOLSKI

>>74819272
all the victims were white people and got what they deserved for going around a Muslim city without the proper attire

no need for solidarity

>>74819247
>>74819260
I'm not saying he did but it's blatantly why england are suddenly using it.

However there are very good reasons why it's not been popular in english football

As an Englishman, on this day when England has been under attack. I have to say....

...I hope England lose.

>>74819280
Your life is not decent if you're actually saying 'deece'. Top yourself immediately.

>>74819283

Maybe next time they'll do a feature on the Hull Tigers

>>74819272

needs to be strong black tea with a heavy helping of milk desu none of this green tea wanky bollocks

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>>74819296

>black tea with a heavy helping of milk

>>74819255
We had a bad team during the mid 00s.

Can wait to see the Germans reaction once they get banged yet again

>>74819272
do it properly or not at all Hans

>>74819284
oh my god holy fuck I just remembered me and the other tripfags spamming this in the tinychats we used to have years ago

Imagine willingly watching an England friendly.

oh boy, it's del boy allis turn to get overhyped by the media and then be knocked back down

>>74819290

don't be jelly anon, we're all gonna make it

hey i think ill be watching this

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>be Steve Bruce in 2012/13
>get unfashionable and unfavoured team promoted largely on 3 at the back system
>nobody cares
>meme Italian comes in and plays 3 at the back in the PL
>suddenly everyone wants to play it
Hard times for Brucie.

>>74819284
the real podolski song

every podolski fan needs to listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6tcF4nlVNk

Germany have a weak squad. The glory days of german football are over.

2-1 to England.

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>mfw Germany win

>>74819318

Pretty much

>>74819317
I'm strapped to a chair with a 9" black dildo forcibly inserted into my rectum being forced to watch this game.

PLEASE SEND HELP!

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Is there anything more boring than friendlies?

Nothing is on the line whatsoever, both sides just experiment, no one dares to do anything risky because getting injured over a friendly would be idiotic

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>>74819336
shitposting is only good thing desu

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>tfw cheering for the germans

>>74819296
>black tea
>with milk
lad we need to talk

>>74819330
I'm English and if England win I'll shitpost, if they lose I'll shitpost as a false flag Scotsmen and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Germany 6 - 0 england

>>74819330
Not watching your jobbers get BTFO by Canada tonight lad?

>>74819347
tori

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Real lineup

>>74819315
ugh, please never mention this again
>mfw I doxxed artekkers and that fat bitch pog or whatever her name was

>>74819347
food ass play

>no minute silence before the game

Kek. I suppose the muzzies in the crowd would have boo'd it.

>>74819334
Sounds hot desu

The black ones stain less btw and are easier to hide in sock drawers, that's why they're so popular

>>74819344
tea is disgusting anyway, load it up with milk and sugar to make it even remotely palatable

that is of course, if you have to drink it, which you don't, it's piss

>>74819347
omegle

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England playing at full strength

Germany playing literal whos+kroos

>>74819347
whos the black girl in the 4th video on the bottom row

>>74819336
Watching the germans like you already making excuses for their loss lmao

>>74819366
Dunno, but that's a fake dick

>>74819355
Im glad someone remembered

>tfw no phj nudes

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>>74819365
>it's his first germany friendly

>>74819336
Miss the days where you could make wholesale changes to the team and unlimited subs.

After Sven Goran Eriksson changed the whole team against Australia once people got pissed and it got shitcanned in favour of six subs max.

>>74819365
literal kroos desu

>>74819365

No team containing Jake Livermore can be considered full strength

>>74819362
Just buy something like assam instead of drinking the normal stuff

>>74819347
i don't care if im not first, I demand the entire remy folder posted right here, right now

>>74819336
I enjoy watching my nation play any game.

>>74819379

trust hans to post blacked porn

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>>74819372
i am not sure if you really want to have nudes

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>germany get muslims
>theyre good at football and shit on us

>we get muslims
>they bomb us

WHY

>>74819372
>>74819355
>>74819385

heres 2017 phj

>>74819344

not really, our types of tea are black, we then add milk to them

you'd be stupid to add milk to any green teas, it only works with strong black tea like assam

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>no stones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lGskQJUpfg

>>74819372
https://youtu.be/hU7EHKFNMQg

>>74819385
Im just a fan of big fat tits desu

Guess that explains why I support England

>>74819379
source

>>74819336
Nations League will bring an end to that.

>>74819389
she is a desperate camwhore now?
any vids?

Reminder that Cuckland will get obliterated tonight

holdup, fuck is ozil doing there?

>>74819402
which one?

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>tfw no funky goalkeeper

>>74819336

the bundesliga, everyone knows bayern will win so what's the point desu

>>74819389
My word. Forgot all about her desu, wasn't she Scottish or something yet was massively obsessed by Bayern?

>>74819402
so how many are england winning by?

>ozil
>germany's player of the year
WEW

Ozil won best german player of the year again?

FOR FUCKING WHAT

>>74819286
There's nothing wrong with it but the reason Chelsea are winning is they're easily the best set of players in the league, Hazard is just back to form, Conte is not some genius

I miss Tori Black, 2bh.

That said......

F O O T B A L L

What does anal feel like?

>>74819402

but both sides are cucks.

>>74819405
>implying ozil is visible to the naked eye

>>74819410
the original customer

If England doesnt win against literallywho+Hummels+Kroos they should just retire their NT

We're gonna get BTFO by Sané

Is this Bayern vs Spurs?

>>74819419
you know when you push out a really big solid shit? there's a sort of pleasure to it right? that...


.... allegedly

>>74818847
>it's a friendly

who the fuck cares I thought it was an actual game

>>74819428
Look at our team, it's literally literal whos.

>>74819430
fuck. this just puts it into perspective how badly were gonna lose

>>74819428
They will win. It's in the bag. Keep downplaying your own team as an excuse hans

>be british
>get stabbed

Lads, Lidl or Aldi?

>>74819411
t. Abu Izzadeen

why britlards are so delusional??

>>74819428
they should have done that when the "golden generation" flopped

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>no minute silence for allahu akbar victims

typical modern day germany

>>74819414
Was it world cup year??

>>74819438
At least it won't be 10-2

>>74819445
germans will know. theyre all the same to me

bring back based netto 2bh

>>74819449
Blame ITV for misreporting then.

>>74819445
For me, it's REWE to go

Wrighty is a fucking dire pundit. Nice guy but he talks some amount of mindless dross.

>>74819352
ayy papi we need to go back

>>74819445
Lidl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp2RPXtBFuM

Heaton>>>>>>>>>>Hart

what channel is it on?

>>74819428
>Ter Stegen
>Literally Who
Pick one

>>74819457
this is correct

Did jav posting german bro die or something?

>>74819450
why are all immigrants 30 year old men?

>>74819445
I was bought an electric toothbrush from one of them and it broke.

I already had an electric toothbrush, but it's the thought that counts, I guess. Thanks dad.

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Is he any good or is he basically Poldi's successor as Löw's """secret""" crush.

>>74819456
>doesnt even spread her arse to the camera

you disappoint me..

Toni Kroos>>>englel NT

>>74819465
>pass user

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>>74818847
I find it hard to get behind an England team that has more Sp*rs players in the team than Arsenal players.

>>74819469
Lucky bastard.

>attack against england
>lets all do these celebrations for some shitter

????

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Easy win for us lads.

Just forfeit, Germany.

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>Podolski montage instead of minute silence

Why are Germans so fucking disrespectful?

holy shit those squad lists are fucking awful i'm not watching this shit

Bluuuuuuuuuh im glanzeeeeee diiiiiiieses gluuuuuckes

ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4

>>74819465
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Is there gonna be a minute's silence or what?

>>74819465
ITV geeza.
Kicks off in 2 minutes.

>m-m-muh minute of silence

When did this country get this pathetic?

>>74819465
You're the first britbong I've seen with a pass. Off yourself famalamborghini

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>People actually rate Lallana

>>74819465
>>74819465
ITV

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>he can't afford a pass

>>74819494
fuck now i gotta go watch junior spesh

>>74819489
nice shoe

>>74819456
You're a big boy

>>74819500
Not tonight, there will be on Sunday at Wembley though.

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>>74819465
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fucking Germans. Can't have a moments silence because they don't want to offend all the muzzies in Germany. Time to reap some aryan blood.

>>74819489
>Type R

Good choice m8, were you not tempted by an EP3 instead though?

>>74819504
thanks la just popped it on

GET ON WITH IT

>>74819500
>crowdshot to German fans
>big fuck off Lebanese flag

kek

Streaming this i guess:

https://streams.notahoneypot.me/

>>74819500
Why? The muslim attack against england isnt starting for another 5 minutes

>>74819500
german announcer is apologising to muslims everywhere for not submitting to allah

>>74819505
Fuck off Ahmed.

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>podolski video
>england as guest
>wachbataillon in the background
>no minute of silence

good optics

>>74819489

Post the snow version

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>>74819463
not very difficult desu

>>74819515
Absolutely disgraceful. Dresden wasn't a mistake.

>>74819500
>>74819505
>>74819506
arsenal are gonna have a 90 minutes silence at the next game to make up for it

>can't assist
>can't score

How did Redmond get in the team?

>Podolski being interviewed on the Westminster attack and laughing about it

This is fucking disgusting.

>>74819526
Wow, thanks for the link! Guys, please click on this. It's an amazing stream. 1080p resolution and 60fps. Wow!

>>74819527
And they say Germans don't have humour

>>74819533
>only being worse than palermo merry-go-round FC's keeper
wew

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who hyped for memes

anyone know what channel the footy is on?

tried ITV but its just showing a bunch of germans clapping

>>74819530
bit rich coming from a muslim cock sucker

>>74819542
it's unironically 720p and 50fps

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>>74819520
I love the shape + interior of the FN2 regardless of it being 1bhp faster than the EP3.

>>74819532

>>74819540

Jesus christ mate, calm down

What did podolski do?

>>74819476
He's an alright midfielder, fuck knows what Löw sees in him at RB though

>>74819539
He can play on the left wing

>>74819533
looool fuck that cunt

>>74819539
his skin

>>74819540
Good to see Simon Rowntree alive and well on /sp/

>>74819546
That should obviously say "better than".

I am a mong.

>>74819489
Shithole

>>74819549
Says the brit

How can i filter pass user?

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Post your country's worst defender

>wrighty mumbling about african pride and laughing at the terrorist attack

absolutely fuming, send the buggers back.

>>74819549
thanks so much for giving them Western civilisation which doubled their birth rate

Germans please translate this prayer call.

>"Ich bin froh und stolz, dass meine muslimischen Brüder heute Rache nahmen für den westlichen Verrat von 1939, Bomben auf Engeland!"

Jesus how did they let him get away with this

>>74819550
got the webm of her making herself cum while the blacks jizz on her face

oh....excuse me


F O O T B A L L

G O G E R M A N Y

>lingard
>rashford

Fuck off

>>74819527
now THIS is german humour

>>74819571
fuck off eu cunt

unlike you we are doing something about faggot

>>74819581

I'm putting a bet on an injury in the first 5 minutes.

>>74819553
That's a ford fiesta or escort

>Gott Strafe England

The absolute madman

Come on sp

LUCAS!!

This stadium is nice

Why all this fuss over the german Milner?

ENGLANDS blue kit look like pajamas

>>74819587
Why did they let Sam Raimi write his speech?

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>>74819577

tl;dr
>praise allah

How long u lads been here?

Started browsing the chons in summer 2012 here.

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Rest easy, ye olde England

NATIONAL ANTHEM, EVERYONE SHUT UP

At least god saved the queen today

>>74819611

2006 lad

Kill me

>>74819003
germany weren't even good until like 2010

>Germans booing the English anthem after the terrorist attack on London

makes the cerebrum kick

Seedorf is going to have his farewell game this week.

A bit late, I feel.

>>74819577
Richard Ayoade is a national treasure, you shush.

>>74819611
Late 2009. Find myself going on here less and less desu

Our anthem really doesn't inspire does it. Fucking hell how dull.

JERUSALEM WHEN???

>german anthem time
>this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fb_8dPA8ZA

someone fire merkel!!

>god save trhe queen
>all the players are black

FUCK THE QUEEN THE STUPID BITCH

>>74819618
woat anthem

They haven't even gotten the prayer mats out for the German players yet.

This is going to take forever.

>>74819613

>Sudbury

the fuck you doing lad

>>74819624

End yourself OAP

>booing the german anthem

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUTTMAD INBRED MONKEYS

>All the black english players stand on one side, and all the white english players stand on one side

wow really makes me think

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>Booing the German anthem

Will we ever stop doing this?