Brazil celebration thread

this is the best Uruguay-Brasil pitch fight ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thARs8HWKRM

vai apanhar no campo e na porrada kkkkk

Não se comemora antes de vencer.

Uruguay won the first two without Cavani & Suarez. They dropped zero points at Centenario in this quali. Calm down, huebro.

Calm down. Urgay is undefeated at home

>>74817906
Fuck we're going to lose Brazil is the favorite we have no chance.

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a estos putos los corremos hasta Alegrete

If we win tomorrow we can put the sub17 to play the rest of the games..

>>74818237
so was kekuador

>>74818288
No. We've to use the remaining matches to test new players.

>>74818335
>comparing urgay with kekecuador

>>74817906
How can urgayANOs possibly compete against John Lennon and Pikachu?

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>>74818345
Exactly what I'm saying. We need to test our sub17.

>>74818420
>>74818420
No. Test other players.

Goalkeepers, other midfielders to take the MEME Paulinho, Alex Sandro, attackers

>>74818447
Tite is stubborn af, the only way Paulinho won't be the starter of 2018 is through injury.
Let's hope Taffarel isn't the same and finally drops the mediocre and forced alisson.

>>74818447
Would you say that you need to get rid from all your players that are in Chinese teams, or is any of them more than decent for the NT?

OFFICIAL THREAD SONG

https://g.co/kgs/Jq3YL9

>>74818480
All. without exceptions

>>74818501
nice song.

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Why celebrate qualifying? There's no team in the world right now - and it's likely to remain so until 2018 - that can stand up to >us, we might as well celebrate winning the World Cup. Also, Nerman will finally win his first ballon door

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>>74818501

Uruguayans are cool.

>>74818550
BaTmAn*LoKo

Is Brazil's team really that good?
It was in 2014, until we faced some really good team. Looks what happened.

CUIDA LOS PALOS BARBOSA
DEL ARCO DEL BRASIL
LA CONDENA DE MARACANÁ
SE PAGA HASTA MORIR

QUEMA LOS PALOS BARBOSA
DEL ARCO DEL BRASIL
LA CONDENA DEL MARACANÁ
SE PAGA HASTA MORIR

>>74822807
>It was in 2014

the fuck are you talking about? that team was total shit, the ONLY good match that generation played from 2011-2014 was that 3-0 against Spain, and Spain turned out to be shit not even getting out of the group stage the year after.

>>74822807
t. Caio Ribeiro

We are going to get fucked I'm feeling

please be gentle brazil

>>74817906
Congrats.

>>74818369
Pikachu just scored today.
Apologize, rest of /sp/.

>>74817906
if it is already decided don`t waste the trip and buy some not rotten meat for your return.

>>74818501
Confirmed. Urgay is our little brother

>>74824196
fuck, I almost forgot, pay with guarana and feijoada.

>>74824196
but rotten meat is so much cheaper, no thanks

>>74822888
Man poor Barbosa, then the monkeys want to tell people they forgot about it and didn't care.

>>74818447
>>74818480
>>74818477
Those players from chinese league are better than Fernandinho and Luiz Gustavo, the midfield right now with Paulinho + Renato Augusto is the most consistent one, with Casemiro backing up.

but whatever dude enjoy being ABC

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>>74817906
>>74818550
You did it, you won!.

Please don't embarrass us too much

>>74818276
they will win man, match is already decided.

Brazil

We won.

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING CUP ALREADY,

If WE win I'll drink guaraná for a week.

>ywn suck cavani's cock

why even live?

>>74824777

I wish I could suck Lodeiro's in a completely bro and non-homo way.

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>>74824407
nice papyrus, Sánchez

>>74824407
Aside from the based Rat King who should >we fear in Urgay's team? No one, it's as simple as that. Cavani is the king of chokers and won't score unless the game is already settled (for either side) and the other players are so shit I won't even bother saying anything.

As a matter of fact, if huezil doesn't win this game by 3 or more goals it's not even worth celebrating because they just did what was expected of them.

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>>74825660
Cavani will rape your ass and you will be crying tomorrow night.

>>74825689
I very much doubt it. Godin has a higher chance of "raping" us than that gay tarzan.

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wtf i love urugay now
congrats, urugaysbro. you deserve it.

>>74824948
Kek

>>74825660
I dont even think Uruguay will be a real test to our team. We want to beat world class teams, that's not the case for uruguay and never will

>>74826462
kys smug

>>74824756
in the geant sometimes sell 2x1, so you will get 4tls for 96$

>tomorrow games Brazil - Uruguay and Chile - Argentina

Truly a great footy day, Luck to all of you my south american brothers <3.

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>>74827072
>almost at the same time

fuck off conmebol

>>74824407
DELETE THIS

>>74827120
I hate this shit too, I want to watch both games, why at the same time? is it some anti-fixing thing because they know Uruguay and Argentina fix games?

>>74824756
>>74826666
It's way cheaper here in the border, get on my level plebs

Guaraná with pizza is god tier

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>>74828104
>fix games

wat

>>74825660

Cavani always score against brazi...

Does that retard who said that the only way to stop Neymar is kicking him is going to play?

>>74828890
Not even called.

>>74828905
What the fuck was he thinking when he said that?

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Cómo está para romperle el culo a Brasil mañana lads

I'm scared lads, I won't even turn the TV on and will instead watch Uru vs Bra tru streaming, with headphones on full ear-raping volume so I don't hear the agonic crying from my neighbors

I predict ARG 2 CHI 0 at least

>>74828694
Argentina and Uruguay sometimes give each other points

>>74828949
He was making a joke but international newspapers took it out of context

>>74829466
Uh, why exactly are you scared? Losing this game doesn't mean shit to you, it won't give Argentina the two Copa America Chilel took from them. As long as no one sticks a finger in their asses I'm sure everything will work out. Frankly it'd be a big surprise for me if Argentina managed to win this game considering how bad they've been playing recently. Messi isn't capable enough to carry a midfield consisting of players such as Masche and Biglia.

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>>74830363
>Losing this game doesn't mean shit to you

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>mfw some Urugayans unironically believe we can win against Brazil without Suárez

gonna lose for 3 or more goals and i'll be keking hard

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>tfw ur club was managed by the greatest tactical mind in all of football

>Urugu41

>>74831458
What kind of parents name their kid after boobs?

>>74817906
I swear, there has been an insane amount of arrogance coming from Brazil lately. You guys are just setting yourselves up for another 7-1.

>>74834434
>Adenor Leonardo Bachi

http://www.strawpoll.me/12592902

>>74837255
definitely brazil

we still gonna win

Well that was easier than I thought

>>74824407

DELETA

>>74834441


we are actually hiding ourselves in the batz from our insecurity, this is the worst generation ever and next year we're going to get raped again
Here in Brazil no one is unironically feeling confident for the next WC

>>74824948
kek

Anyone got a stream link?

it's not over yet faggots, 4-3 uruguay incoming

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What a big man of cum

>4x1

Well, not even I was expecting this result.

>>74818550
Spain can get into WC if win israel friday

>>74839268
the game already ended

>>74831427
Oh wow

>>74845540
>replies 3 hours later
m8…

>>74831427
damn

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>>74831427