Marchand is elite edition
nhl.com
>>74817207
THAT DIRTY RAT
do the CBJ score 7 goals or 8 goals against toronto tonight?
>>74817207
1st for cros/b/y
my mom said i need to apologize for being mean to finland all the time
but im not going to because finland is fucking GAY lol
>>74817243
binland is ok guy
>frogtreal
>>74817223
the downward spiral out of the playoffs begins tonight for the morple leffs
>>74817223
It'll be 4-3
Fuck off Jacob and Daniel
>>74817253
no its not its shitty and ugly and smells like poopoo
xth for Armenia
>>74817207
delete this thread
>>74817274
>>74817276
nigger
Is this another season where the Bruins miss the playoffs within the last week of the regular season?
delete rats
>>74817289
pls no bully
>>74817289
too bad they dont play an albertean team
they have had control of their rat populaione for 1/2 century
APOLOGIZE
>>74817260
not if we can help it!
>>74817223
They'll score twice
Laffs will score three times
Trust me
>>74817305
Pests need to go. I'm sorry
>>74817316
>tfw no Lucic to act as the Pied Piper of Hamelin against his old teammate
I'm a hip /hoc/'er yes I am
Fuck I am yeah
Fuck I am yeah
>that one guys who always said he was going to go beat some Finns
>hasnt posted in weeks
I bet his fatass actually tried it and bled out in some alley.
>mfw with 10 games left Puljujärvi wins the Art Ross
Eat shit Brandon
>>74817455
>mfw the future of swedish goaltending
>tfw i just returned from the future and the oilers win easily tonight
>>74817443
if he goaled 8 goals a game for the 10 games
would he win the art roz
>>74817464
>>74817484
Thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heF3OY2Pnoo
>>74817506
Classic Subban too scared to fight
>>74817525
Why would he fight some third line plug.
sweden is better than finland at hockey
Hopefully the BJ'S so there's still a chance my Bolts make the ploffs.
>>74817525
>mad at the bitch
>>74817557
True post
>>74817547
Why would you take liberties against players and not answer the bell?
>>74817574
Because you spent your career being the NHL's golden diversity child. Why do you think he won a Norris?
>>74817593
>>74817605
no i will not the truth of the finnish menace must be known
The only true "playoff race" is between Boston and Toronto.
>laffs
>>74817599
He was actually good that season but it has an asterisk next to it because it was only a half season
>>74817593
take the proxy off, Sven
>>74817661
Heh.... nice try, kiddo. Many of us are woke af to the evils of the finnish race.
Youre days are numbered, bucko.
Sorting conference by wins proper playoff format
WSH/TBL
CBJ/BOS
PIT/OTT
NYR/MON
CHI/NSH
MIN/ANA
SJS/STL
CGY/EDM
This is objectively superior in every way
People chattin shit about finlan?
>>74817708
Ideal in every way
>>74817708
Wait where are the leafs on that list?
>>74817718
Yeah, I am. What the fuck are you going to do about it, bitch?
>>74817708
unless you are the one paying the bill for the travel between central and pac
i mean look at this shit. better matchups and later matchups all around
I'm doing my part!
>>74817742
Can you stop role-playing please?
>>74817730
Track you down to whatever shitty sunbelt state you live in and shove vodka up your ass until you die.
>>74817740
>tampon gay v bawston ECF
>shorks v coiler WCF
you call this objectively better?
>>74817783
Buddy, I beat up Finns every single week. I think I can take on a shitty little finnlover.
You better watch yourself, kiddo.
>>74817797
>any of those teams going anywhere
wew
>5 Canadian teams in the playoffs
Disgusting tbqh
>>74817805
still 100% possible fuckwad with your clowny bracket
>>74817708
>>74817740
What were wrong with the 'top-8-of-each-conference going to the playoffs'-format?
Is it all >muh travel times?
The current format sucks
Thoughts on this
Instead of 2-2-1-1-1 the home team goes second similar to baseball and it goes 2-3-1-1
>>74817836
>100% possible
>thinks wsh/pit/cbj walking all over the Atlantic in the ecf is better
>rags will finish with more points than the Atlantic and not have home ice
Current format is literally downie dressing themself retarded
>>74817850
travel and to build true rivalries
>>74817865
you do understand that last years ECF was the only leastern conference series to goto game 7
stop pretending like the regular season matters at all
NHL GMs on the hot seat:
Sakic, Armstrong, Benning, Lou, Sweeny, Dorion, Chevy and Snow
>>74817892
so the current format is 2 ez anyway.
got it.
>>74817899
the west had four 7 games series before the WCF happened
the east is just shit for parity
>>74817919
but sir leafsalot, the east is the superior conference this year
What does the province of finland smell like? I imagine fish and shame.
>>74817897
Forgot Lombardi after Kongs get eliminated
>>74818047
vomit and blood
>tfw world championship team might be decent because tampa and detroit are going home
based ekman larsson beating tampa to make hedman and strålman available
>>74818047
betong and piss
>>74818047
Bonaqua and mammi
>>74818047
Pine tar and bog water
>>74818066
But Sven, Team Sweden is always good :3
>>74818220
checks out
>>74818047
Butterflies and Rainbows.
Fuck off Cam and Brian
>Penguins clinched playoffs with a D corps featuring the likes of Chad Ruwhedel, Cameron Gaunce, Ron Hainsey and Frank Corrado.
What is your teams excuse?
>>74818343
And Fluery with an average goals against above 3.
>>74818352
>>74818343
>pengs will repeat they said
Fuck off with your stupid autist meme. There is nothing funny about it. Get your dick run over by a combine.
>>74818343
And with two generational talents you dumb fucking slut get off my website you whore
>>74818322
neither of those are my name
eliminate the wild card and just have the top four from each division battle it out in the first two rounds.
>>74818250
how does usa still make fun of finland knowing this?
>>74818440
because it's our 4th most popular sport i guess.
simple math says if it was our most popular sport we'd have 72 medals.
>rags
Reminder that Minnesota is the true state of hockey because of the talent they produce and not by the metric of how many cups Canadians have won them.
>>74818525
>being this cucked
I bet you're that faggot eyeliners fan
>>74818525
>Mild fans being this delusional
just made this new meme. thoughts?
>>74818505
that math doesnt make any sense
you have zero wbc championships yet baseball is second place in popularity
is nova scotia the true hockey state? they've produced the best player of all time after all
>100 posts
>6 unique posters
Nice sport you got here
>>74818785
but >we have all the football championships
checkmate
>>74818118
Bog water?
>>74818817
He meants Bonaqua
>>74818785
but they're gonna win today
also wbc is a meme
>>74818777
v nice
>>74818833
>giving away secrets like that
>>74818777
stop plagiarizing.
>>74818838
>usa v usa
so even if you lose you win. guess it was only a matter of time til the league rigged it for themselves
Fuck off Mark and Dustin
>>74818877
gg ez
how can anyone compete
>>74818879
hello im mark what did i do wrong?
>>74818853
lol that dog doesnt give a shit about that cake
>>74818879
What did you just say you twink faggot?
You may only reply to this post if you're still in the playoff hunt while being in the bottom five in the league in meme points
NOT SO FAST LAFFS
>>74819124
>mfw the leafs have as many wins as the jests
>>74819124
>>74819150
>his face when golfing in 3 weeks
>>74819164
byfuglien is slow on the links so matthews will have to play through
>vancucks take off their trips to shitpost the leafs cause its their only reason they have left to live
>>74819327
sorry im not kippers bro
stay obsessed though :^)
>>74819353
don't make me post bum kippers
>>74819621
POST
I need all your shorks meme pics stat
>>74820083
that's not him
>>74820074
It won't turn the slump around lad.
You need high level posts
How many years before he sudokus?
kippers is an effeminate asian boy, right?
>>74820074
The entire teams a meme
>>74820118
Please, I need them
>>74820104
>him
>>74818250
>all of these silver and bronze medals
we are truly the finland of scandinavia
>>74820339
>post a nucks wojak
>thread devolves into shitposting about kippers
dance my puppets dance
>>74820339
Please do not put yourself down like that.
>>74820383
canadian posters are truly the worst
Friendly reminder that Finland almost got relegated in the IIHF juniors
>>74820237
Only got Wild OC lad. Sorry that we didn't give you a point last night
>>74820383
>>74820411
sverige best ally :3
>>74820411
hate us cause you ain't us, ikeanigger
>>74820496
>wallpaper resolution
Noice
>>74820083
>>74820496
>has kippers ass on their harddrives
supreme princes of faggotry
>>74817207
Marchand so elite, merely posting him makes /hoc/ mad.
>tfw the Charlotte Checkers win the Calder Cup
>>74820496
what does kippers butt smell like
>>74820568
why did you upload a picture of a rat when you were trying to compliment marchand
i like checkers>>74820583
>>74820593
rice
>>74817571
>Bad enough he has to ask the goalie to let him score
>still trying to mimic Jagr
I hope he becomes part of a windchime.
>>74820612
IDK, you being blind is not my problem.
Oilers gonna steamroll Anaheim. Right guys?
>>74820568
>brad marchand
>>74820673
you did it again m8
posting rats to represent a francophone is very offensive
>>74820692
I'm afraid not
>>74820706
I am confuse, why did you post a gif of a Stockholmer? Marchand is Canadian, silly.
>>74820495
Thanks anyways m8, gonna check the archives then.
>>74820706
RIP ;_;
>>74820568
he's such a qt :c
>>74820706
It's like a 1 to 1 match of the rat
>>74820732
You got something wrong there. This is what a stockholmer looks like
>>74820711
Yea rats are good at spreading disease. Quebecers tend to stay innawoods and not poison our lands
>>74820791
Wow! What a great genetic profile!
>>74820711
except marchand doesn't speak french, Newfag.
>>74820806
Indeed!
>>74820593
Kung Pao chicken
>>74820791
that's captain sweden, not captain stockholm.
>>74820791
is he a thug? or are american just soft as fuck?
>>74820825
all canadians can speak french anon, most of us just don't admit it
wish you would stop rat posting though
>>74820791
why is such a qt a dirtbag shit player?
still would succ and im not even gay
>>74820873
No, the last captain Sweden was Henrik Sedin you silly bugger.
>>74820899
This is not the face of a thug. This is the face of a great man, a great captain, a great leader.
Thus, americans must be soft
>>74820977
did you just admit to being a frog?
>>74820997
looks like a long lost mongol staal brother
fuck off
>>74820997
Just look at how far the Avs have come under his leadership
swedes and canadians are awful posters
'merica-Suomi alliance when
>>74820992
>>74821031
He is just being framed
>>74821022
You obviously know nothing about nordic looks
>>74821041
no fuck off sweden is good poster you dummb nigger take off the proxy pekka
Professori
>>74821041
>>74821013
if i was a frog i would be doing more than politely asking you to refrain posting rats
>>74821068
Good post
>>74821068
yes sweden and america are natural allies
>sweedin
>>74821075
bullshit. I'm onto you. the only good frog is bergeron.
>>74821098
nonwhite
>>74821031
>>74821022
>unironically blaming le no defencelanche on based Landeskog
and here i thought ameriposters were good
Can't we all just be friends and laff at this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zrZwHLWVAE
>>74821104
ofc you're both massively in denial about beings cucks :^)
shared interests always make for the greatest allies
>>74821127
truth. Greeks==T*rks
>>74821138
>shared interests always make for the greatest allies
>canada refusing to win a cup
>finland refusing to win a gold medal
Checks out
>>74821013
>he doesn't like quebec
>>74821147
life is suffering.
>>74821174
how does a country win a cup?
>>74821201
Nice excuse, you know what I'm talking about
>>74821191
>>74821147
bring it in broonsbros
>>74821060
This ass gets me every time
>>74821177
>He unironically thinks that Quebec has produced something worthwhile other than Patrice Bergeron
>>74821135
>kangz
truly the bad guys of the league
>>74821135
>le norris winner because of narrative
hate this guy
not even bobbo mckenzie voted for him
karlsson should have won it
>>74820074
>>74821213
does "in" have a bar? With Hendrick's?
>>74821174
we just won the world CUP of hockey
not surprised you already repressed those memories
>>74821268
>bettman cup
kanada also won spengler cup, which also literally no one cares about
>>74821268
I meant the Stanley cup. Sorry, my mistake
>>74821290
doesn't sound like our interests really align then does it
>>74820074
>>74820074
>>74821357
Are the Sharks the best O6 team?
>>74821392
time to kys yourself
how do i make swedish friends?
>>74821471
check your local mosque
>>74821499
gretzky dubs confirm the pact has been broken
Why do so many people hate Jack Edwards? He's easily my favourite announcer and I'm not even a ruins fans lol.
>>74821544
he's a little bit of a homer.
>>74821552
>a little bit
he often makes the altitude crew or root team look like well-balanced commentators
>>74821544
>tv guy is homer as fuck
>fans from other teams hate him and call him "the worst in the business"
This might be the height of the sports fan idiocy
>>74821552
His main audience are ruins fans so I don't have problem with that. He can get a little carried away and say some weird shit, but he's really entertaining.
>>74821691
This. They get paid to be homers.
>>74821544
I don't mind announcers being homers. But he is a homer in all the wrong ways.
I don't mind when they sound happy when their team scores, and not as happy when the other team does so for example. But a good announcer has to be able to call the game somewhat objectively, and admit that a penalty to their team was right, or that there should have been one. Jack Edwards is incapable to do that, and that makes him a bad announcer
>>74821691
This wouldn't be a problem 20 years ago because you'd only see Jack Edwards if you were a bombston fan. Now there's a 50/50 chance you listen to him if your team is playing the ruins and you live out of market.
>>74821629
i know, there is something called sarcasm, f.a.m.
also qt grills.
>>74821710
>he's really entertaining
he's the only reason I watch NESN, t.b.h. though most of their announcers are going the way of he retirement.
Also as a bostonfag:
All I want is for Felger to drop dead
>>74821544
Hate his gay voice and his homerism.
>>74821817
Fucking this. I can honestly tolerate the homerism but good god that fucking voice.
It's like the same redditcucks who say Rick Jeanneret was a good commentator.
Bure is a CUTE
TSN is best because they are Homers for the visiting team.
>>74821927
>>74821958
I would say the same thing for Steven Cangialossi and Daneyko
well, not that, but they recognise the good game.
It's not that the Devils are giving them much to be homers either.
Is there any place in Canada where not do likes ice hockey?
>>74821725
this. the islanders guys are even worse though, their unjustified crying is annoying as fuck
>>74821544
I'm a broons fan, and also an amateur broadcaster. My partner and I, also a bruins fan, have lamented how Edwards still has a job with all the homerism that spews from his mouth. that being said, i still love him
Post yfw the laffs choke away the ploffs and don't win another game this season
RJ is objectively the best
>>74822117
Jesus not this autist
>>74822117
75% of Toronto only likes cricket >>74822142
>>74821494
is that stick about to hit holmstrom(?)
>>74822154
here's a tip from the people that have to listen to you insufferable faggots: if it's a local broadcast most people want a homer announcer
>>74821544
>SCAAAARRRRRR
My roommate is a Leafs fan who won't shut up about them winning the cup this year so I put asbestos on the ceiling fan in his room ahahahahhahah that faggot won't know what hit him in 40 years when he gets mesothelioma serves him right for being a delusional faggot
Dear heavens, Norway seems so chill and good, but they slaughter pregnant whales every year!
>>74822407
Tell him "Laine is better" from me
i like cricket. if that 20 format that plays out a game in 3 hours was not so new and test fags didnt exist, it might unironically be my favorite sport
Coming for that art ross
shut the FUCK up grease dont you ever cast judgement on based Norge again
ill fucking tell them your mum is a fat pregnant whale how do you like that?
>>74822429
why are greek girls the best in bed?
they really spana my kopita.
>>74822547
>"oh look another capscuck shitposting aga--"
>4 points behind the lead
jesus fuck what kind of swedish spell does this faggot cast to constantly stay below the radar?
>>74822117
with how shit vancouver, montreal, and toronto are becoming. they've really started to shift the focus to soccer. i know some places are expanding their facilities to create more of a soccer player base as well
>>74822257
I Need Canadian Soccer
>>74822593
The performance enhancing powers of zyrtec
Ducks are getting shutout!
What is up with Swedes and their longevity? Backstrom is never injured. I know one of the Sedins had a ridiculous streak. Enstrom basically never missed a game until his career was ruined by moving to Winnipeg.
Did Forsberg die for all of Sweden's sins or something?
>>74822591
don't know mate. Deprivation?
>>74822642
Idk, Kessler has the body of a fit man and McMeme has the body of a weak adolescent teenager.
Redpill me on Scott Darling.
Jets need a starter, he seems like a ddcent goaler who overcame adversity
>>74822629
The only city that would serve me is vancouver.
They have not won that stanley cup shit.
And his NHL team is bad
Backstrom is easily a top 5 player in the NHL
>le backstrom is underrated maymay xDDDDD
fuck off reddit
>>74822732
lol no
>>74822767
calm down redditurd
>Can only lose because of massive refpuck
>Still get a point out of it.
Who can stop us?
>>74817571
did jagr put on blackface and pretend to be subban? would pay to see that
new meme:
>rags
dumb niggas mad at OTL ahaha based leafs
>>74822831
>rags
>>74822732
WHALE MURDERER
WHATEVER DID THOSE MAJESTIC CREATURES DO TO YOU TO DESERVE A PAINFUL BLOODY DEATH FROM YOUR HARPOONS?
>>74822831
>>74822844
>rags
>>74822836
>proud of losing
>>74822831
business idea:
>rags to riches
>>74817851
>2-3-1-1
for what purpose
>>74822846
what are you on about
What toppings should I get on my pizza /hoc/?
>>74822877
Norway being the number one whale killing country?
>>74822898
Says you, olive killer.
>>74822891
>just buying one pizza
Thats some pleb shit son
>>74822898
You don't get a say, banking system assassin
>>74817286
nah, no wings to outmeme them
>>74822912
>comparing living creatures, vital to their ecosystem, killed indiscriminately, with the controlled and seasoned picking of the fruit of a tree.
I thought the canadian education system was better.
>ruins
>>74822891
What Pizzeria are you buying from?
>>74822891
pineapple
Seal killing > olive killing
Joe "We'll get em next year" Thornton
Joe "Think I'll stay in tonight" Thornton
>>74822891
garlic
Posted why not earlier, so
>Why will they make the playoffs and win the cup.
>Inb4 Aho
>>74822953
they have "live" in their names; they are sentient beings
>>74823014
carolina are friends :3
i like bojangles
>>74822891
onions only
dubs confirm
>>74822891
Sausage/green pepper/mushrooms/anchovies
Enjoy
>>74822891
dubs and you ask for asbestos
>>74822891
Pineapple, bacon, jalapeños, green pep
>>74822891
itl sausage/feta/banana peppers
>>74822846
shut up greece
make me a fuckin gyro you wop
>>74823040
>onions only
I fell for this meme once. Never again.
Pittsburgh a rundown shithole full of Pollacks
Fuck you Tim
>>74823071
dubs and you order it with sausage, chicken, green peppers, onions, extra mozzarela and bbq sauce, thick dough
>>74823086
>only now learned Subban moved to Nashville because someone edited my Subban wiki page
Sadface.jpg
Weber, really? He's good but muh Subban yo
>>74823073
Who could be behind this post I wonder?
>>74823071
I mean I love onions but why the fuck would you ever do that
>>74823069
This
>LAFFs
>>74823102
Could you please not assosiate /myteam/ with nazi imagry. Thank you
>>74822863
Ben Franklin printed money for the US out of old rags, that is where that term came from. He also became rich off of it.
>>74822891
Jesse Puljujarvi
Jesse you cunt you owe me money
wtf canada
Eat my ass Chris
>>74823181
sori cänt unterständ what say
>>74823102
>>74823197
Put some Srirachia on it and I will
Nationalist doesn't mean racist.
#BellLetsTalk
>>74823239
Check your FUCKING privilege shitlord
murray looks like a meth addict
>>74823257
>>74823200
>Muh regular season blowout in December
Says a lot about your franchise when you're screen capping meaningless games
>>74823315
>make a horseshit prediction
>get BTFO by reality
>i-it doesn't matter
Bulju
>>74823332
pulju quads would have been pretty sweet
good effort
>>74823332
We posting busts?
>>74823341
Jej
>>74823271
Kurds?
>>74823354
>Kurds
>white privilege
>>74823189
Blacks in nova scotia have an interesting and sad history desu
What should I watch with my gf tonight hoc?
>>74823341
is that Caligula? I don't know shit about the romans desu
>>74823370
the news
>>74823370
watch her ass bouncin up n down on my balls
>>74823370
Kubrick's Lolita
>>74823370
The Fault In Our Stars
>>74823370
new dave chapelle specials on netflix
>>74823371
google reverse search believes it is
>>74823388
I can't watch stuff with black people in it with my gf because she told me she's attracted to black people
Coors lite
>advertising how cold your beer is
>>74823370
Trap porn
>>74823370
post her tits or GTFO
>>74823401
cuckposting has gone too far
fucking stop
>>74823383
Made me cry a little tbdesu
>>74823401
Harry do you realize what you've DONE
>>74823388
Just watched the first part. Pretty good stuff
>singing oh canada first in Ohio
Wew
>>74823439
Better than the half breed that sings in Toronto by a country mile.
>this rendition of the national anthem
>>74823432
I can't help who she finds attractive. I'd just rather not be there when I know she's gonna oogle at black people
TML VS CBJ
MATCH BREAD
>>74823312
>>74823312
>>74823312
>>74823312
>>74823312
>>74823439
It's called being a polite host/saving the best for last
does your cunt have a hockey anthem?
our is a legendary piece of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYAPfPytr7M
>>74823538
you are the true reason why the Whalers moved to Carolina, you took their jobs
>>74823538
Of course :)
This one is also from 1989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYIwun7pajc
>>74823538
Ours is this beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFs68fOW8Uo
no broons 2nte wut shud i watch?
>>74823597
Good choice of language :)
You also have this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
>>74823615
get blacked out drunk and listen to punk music
Think I'm going to go watch the local junior team play a playoff game tonight.
I'll go alone but honestly fuck it
>>74823634
Oh I forgot about that. In fact I have no memories from the whole '03 championships.
>>74823655
weird dude
>>74823683
Is it?
Fuck, hoping people were going to be like "yeah do it!"
>>74823691
Nah do it. Its not that weird. Nobody will care
>>74823691
How old is the junior hockey team? If you're one of the only non-parents there - it's weird.
>>74823678
>implying you don't remember 6-5
You cheeky finn!
>>74823691
it's actually good and you are a good fan. If they allow beverages take some brewskies with you. And even call a friend. I am jealous as you know
God damn leafs fans need to leave
>>74823696
I mean I could probably run into some people I know there. But I just want to watch some live hockey and I'm not doing much tonight.
I'll just go and chill. Fuck it.
Would take my parents but game starts at 7:30 and my mom gets home at 8
>>74823538
of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfcEWiqE7CQ
>>74823708
18-21
There'll be 1000 people there I'm sure, it's the playoffs and it is the teams inaugural season
>>74823727
impress some qts with your hockey knowledge
>>74823634
i like this one to be desu
although they are ugly people
>>74823329
It truely doesnt matter though. The streak was a meme compared to Penguins streak, as they went Shootout like 2-3 times.
And not only was the game not even at the halfway point of the season, the Blue Jackets had like 8 point lead on the Pongs at that point. Now they are 1 point behind Pittsburgh with a game in hand.
Blue Jackets are a shit franchise and I dont get why Akron residents are bragging when they havent even won a playoff series yet.
>>74823727
>>74823751
or witty bantz
I insist, take some beer
and I hope your team does well
>>74823366
>le africville meme
Fuck off Spryfield. Go back to the city dump
>>74823754
They were all hockey players in the 80's. So you can't expect to much from their look tbf
>>74823743
>18-21
yeah, screw it, go. You're not really being creepy.
have fun anon
>>74823779
finns can play hockey? this is news to me
>>74823798
then you haven't been watching hockey a lot
>>74823798
Sorry! I thought it was a reply to another post.
But as a reply to your answer. It depends on what your definition of "playing hockey". They can stand on their skates and go forward without falling most of the time. They can also push the puck ahead with the stick for a couple of meters.
>>74823820
ive only ever seen them fall down desu
I texted my dad if he would like to go with me.
He'll likely turn me down because he'd feel bad that mom isn't coming
>>74823848
>Empty net
>Down 2
>2+ minutes left
Is their coach a memer?
>>74823848
what makes you an authority we should trust?
>>74823848
I don't blame you. They're nice guys though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuSggaWw7VY&t=0s
Also, VERY good webm
>NBC Rivalry Night
>Actual Rivalry
Neat
>>74823866
I want to trust your ho sang dubs but your flag disgusts me
>>74817207
>bRUINS fans acting like anyone likes them or their shitty organization
Disgusting
>>74823948
>ho sang dubs
what should I get my dad for his birthday /hoc/
>>74823992
A whore
>>74823992
A bottle of good scotch. Only writing that because I don't know him though
>>74823992
whisky
lol, sven beat me to it>>74824007
>>74823370
get toasted and watch buddy thunderstruck
>poolumpiss poo faggots
>>74824010
Good tip!
Jykkyts
>>74824060
>blåjackorna
>>74824052
Tack!
>>74824075
Gonatt! :)
>>74824112
och du, sverigebro.
>>74823992
a bicycle
>>74824063
This really is a quality post, senpai
>>74824139
is this a cryptic way of telling him to invade the Netherlands again, Stelios?
>>74824167
fucking lel
>>74824137
Not trying to be mean. But we don't say "och du". Instead we'd say detsamma (which literally translates to that-same)
And now I'm really going to go, gonatt again min vän :)
>>74824143
Thanks, I appreciate the support! :)
I would compliment your cannon if it wouldn't sound so homoerotic
>>74824190
right? I thought he sounded like a bavarian
>>74824190
you can compliment my cannon anytime, i wont judge you
>Pierre
>No Doc
Truly the worst of all possible worlds
>>74821544
What reason is there to like Edwards? That he occasionally waxes poetic about nothing?
Edwards won't even acknowledge that a call against the bruins was justified. He sounds like it causes him physical pain to acknowledge a goalie made a nice save. Everything bad that happens is not because of the other team's superior play, but the br00ns inability to live up to their bottomless potential.
Moreover, Edwards doesn't even have a shred of respect for the other team or the game of hockey. He openly mocks opposing players, even injured ones. He makes wild accusations of embellishment every game (never towards the br00ns of course) and it's cringeworthy considering how little actual embellishment happens. He openly encourages goonery and dirty play.
He reeks of somebody who never actually played the game. It's fine to be a homer, but Edwards has tunnel-vision and is about as charming as an autistic 12 year old.
>>74822142
this is objectively wrong lmao try again
>>74824239
Good night to you too Greece
>>74824243
Never seen your cannon though. And it's too late now. Now I'm really, really gone
>>74824293
goodnight bru
>>74824283
t. definitely not an islels fag.
>>74824320
The Isles announcer was a literal >rags fan until this season. Butch Goring will defend other teams running Thomas Greiss.
>>74824378
>Butch Goring will defend other teams running Thomas Greiss
jej, almost like there's some crush going on.
>>74821544
>GET UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJXs5AaWIbY
How could you not hate this goon?
>>74824460
Based Jack
>>74818437
There would be currently no difference
>>74821544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTtiCQpQNJ8
>>74824378
>Göring
>still has feelings for the Vaterland
checks out
>>74824572
Matt Cooke is human garbage
rags blowing all their chances
>go rags
>>74824572
This is the one thing he gets shit for the most yet it's the only time he's been right
>>74824608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSrhXqqC30U
I can never truly hate Evander Kane after this
>>74824701
fuck cooke to death
my favorite mcQuaid fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_C330blVE8
>>74824612
>Classic >rags
>The Pongs clinched a playoff spot with Justin Schultz being the top line D-man
>Your team is stinky smelly
How does it feel to know that the Pongs will be 100% rested for the playoffs?
>>74824891
Letang will find another way to get hurt.
>>74824962
>implying we need an OFFENCIVE defenceman.
Lel
Are the Buffalo Sabres the least popular team on /hoc/?
>>74825072
sweet, sweet Zucc
>>74825077
think all the Tampa fans left so yes
>>74825077
them, the sparkledogs, or the redditcats probably are. then again >we at least make fun of the later two or use them as points of reference. buffalo? nothing.
>>74825099
i-i'm still here
>lundshit
just noticed Buchnevich is scratched in favor of Glass again
I'm ready to kill myself now
TANNER
G
L
A
S
S
>Babcock didn't put anyone in the box
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAB LAFFS
Who has the better hockey future? Germany or Denmark?
>>74825168
DANMARK
>>74825168
denmark. germany allows too many import players in the DEL.
>>74825168
Draisaitl is an anomaly
>Tricky Dick
>>74825238
Grubauer should be a starter when hes no longer behind Holtby but its still Denmark yeah.
>he doesn't rate gaudreau
>>74825167
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!
>>74825263
Why Denmark? Ehlers is their future but hes not as good as Draisaital
Germany has a bunch of meat and potatoes players too, just like Denmark
>>74825263
Seidenberg may have 1 or 2 years in the DEL after this year and Rieder is a middle6 winger. other than that, you have your token 4th-6th round pick that ends up in the DEL anyway. I thought/hoped Tobias Eder would get drafted but was disappointed
>>74825317
denmark more consistently produces players, and the quality of players are going up. someone like draisaitl for germany is a freak anomaly. germany's big problems are that a lot of youth would rather go into football, and that the DEL allows a lot of imports, so clubs aren't force to develop their own youth and instead just import guys in their early 20s from the AHL to tear it up.
>>74825077
Is there a single Fagass supporter here?
>>74825466
There's lots of laffs fans yeah
JYKKETS
>>74825466
you now remember the stupid sexy Seguin poster
you now remember the Jackets Stars SCF posting
>>74825550
Fagass is Vegas, never heard anyone use it for Dallas, just Dullass
who /cric/ here
>>74825612
kys, pajeet.
>>74825649
I am White
>>74825298
Wish I had a gif of Burakovsky stripping him in the open ice directly leading to the Kuznetsov goal last night.
>>74825466
Ironically, yes
>Laffs
>>74825698
Imagine being a team that loses to >laffs
>>74825742
Imagine being a fan of a team that hasn't clinched a playoff spot
>>74825742
Jayyykets are gonna win the division lol. Akron will be on suicide watch
OOOHHHHHHHH CAAAAAANNADAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74825783
You obviously don't know where Akron Is
>>74825786
America BTFO
>>74825786
>1993
>>74825786
>the only two Canadian teams not in a playoff spot are the teams that are objectively from the shittiest cities with the shittiest fans
Could the laffs truely make the SCF?
Caps > Broons
Jackets > Pongs
Rags > Hasb
Laffs > Snes
Laffs > Caps
Jackets > Rags
Laffs > Jackets
>>74825833
>jackets beating the >rags
>>74825783
>Implying the craps wont shit all over them tomorrow
>>74825807
You obviously dont know where the Jackets fanbase is.
>>74825856
>jackets win the division
>akron will be BTFO
Fucking Canadians
>>74825856
Nowheretown USA
>Canadian shitposting after a meaningless win when they were already guarenteed a playoff spot
>>74825833
Not how seeding works.
>the rags have won a Cup more recently then the entire country of Canada
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74825905
Whats wrong then burger?
>ducks oilers
Comfy night game
>>74825953
The jackets would play the caps you tard I thought a Canadian would know this
>>74825994
Why is he smiling? Did he kill someone?
You can only post in this thread if >your team hasn't been beaten by the >LAFFS today.
Not so fast, Ohio.
>tfw when my bruins are on the verge of collapsing for the 3rd year in a row
>>74825953
Jackets and Laffs need to be switched in that second round with your seeding. Not like they would make it past the first round in any scenario though.
>>74826014
No they wouldnt. The caps would get a metro wildcard team. So if anythinf theyd play the Rags.
>>74826033
That would imply the LAFFS didn't beat themselves which they do every single game
>>74826029
the doorknob on the penalty box is shiny
>>74825833
>Laffs > Caps
>Jackets > Rags
The >laffs would play the >rags
>>74825994
>late game against California team finally meaning someting
Should be a good one.
>>74826044
GOD DAMN THE RETARDED CANADIAN STRIKES AGAIN.
>>74826040
Too bad the Islandorks and the Bloots are choking even harder.
Don't mind us /hoc/
We'll be just commandeering this thread for the next 2 hours or so.
>>74826077
Show me any precedence or rule stating otherwise.
Matt Cooke was a god damn warrior. Only redditcucks get triggered by him.
>>74826029
>>74826048
i really enjoy pulju memes
>>74826148
>he doesn't look at a god damn bracket and thinks "hmm maybe the rags should play the jackets in the second round when they just played the Atlantic
Bettmann leave
oh lord that Anaheim stadium is empty
Russell is a useless plug
>>74826148
division winners stay in their division bracked and wild card teams get assigned to a division bracket. as the rangers will likely be a wild card team it's impossible they play washington in the second round.
>>74826044
Any Metro team that finishes in the first Wild Card spot, and therefore plays the top seeded Atlantic team, becomes an Atlantic team for all intents and purposes. So the Atlantic winners of round 1 play each other. The season divisions don't matter at that point.
>>74826185
>"Show me precedence'
>"JUST LOOK AT THE BRACKET"
Jesus christ. Are all burgers this triggered?
>>74826248
>>74826265
Fair enough.
wtf Islanders?
>double deflection
do all teams rotate 3 pairs of penalty killing forwards?
Make a new thread, ya dinguses
Ho-Sang is playing 4D chess out there
Hop-Sing
>>74826336
I think teams typically have 2 main pairs and then a third pair that rotates in as needed
>rags
>>74826378
New