Podolski

>>74816530
I dont watch him a lot after he stopped actively playing for the NT, but if I recall correctly, he#s neither very good at dribbling nor keping the ball under pressure. if he had the physical abilities of costa to just shrug off defenders then you'd actually have an intimidating number 9. he might lack arial presence too for that though.

in other words one trick pony

He's a cool guy

>>74816757
for you

He's a big boy

his best role is as a secondary/support striker. he pretty much started his career at the same time most teams switched to formations with one striker

>>74816530
>tfw too dumb to be good

>>74816530
>tfw he was touted as the next GOAT player together with Messi and Ronaldo

>>74816530
>shit header
>shit right foot
>shit dribble
>slow as fuck
>even slower with the ball
>weak manlet that gets easily pushed away
>shit crossing
>shit passing

the only reason he was a thing is because of germany's dark age of 2004-2008. later he was memed to the left wing

>>74817268
>jewland

he's one of the best finishers in football, but fairly average at everything else.

he's lazy, slow, and doesn't have technique, but if you give him the ball anywhere near the box, he has an opportunity to score with that powerful left.

also, how can you not love his autistic smile?

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>>74816530

>muh crazy left foot

It's unbelievable how far this meme has carried him. A whole career based on this scam.

>>74816530
APOLOGISE

>>74816530
OP BTFO

>>74816530

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>>74816530
nice one, englel

>>74817268
>jewish

APOLOGIZE HERE AND NOW OP

>>74816530
Now this is podracing

>>74822692
>>74822724
>>74822194
>>74822244
>>74822627
Please tell me how what I said was wrong

He just proved it today

All he can do is score crackers with his left

Nothing else

>>74816530
He's pretty strong and i remember when he played on the wing for Arsenal he had decent enough pace and good crossing. His biggest problem is his brain. He doesn't make the smartest runs so he always needs someone to create space for him. I will never understand how he made it to 130 caps for us though.

>>74822830
He takes it up the ass. It's literally the only reason why Loew kept calling him up.

>>74817268

give your land back m8

>>74822830


More than ~60 of these caps were meme caps.

>le good for team chemistry man

He ended up as a bigger clown than he already is.

>>74822821
stay mad englel

>>74817268
>jew kvetching about polish people

>>74822830
Even kekovsky appeared decent in premier kek

>>74817268
based chosen people

>>74816530
he's a polish version of GroBkreuz