/bundes/

>>74816304
I will be watching Germany - England tonight from 20:45

>>74816398
i won't
>>74816304
/ourguy/

>>74816398
I haven't decided yet.

>>74816398
>Germany wins:
>Englel

>England wins:
>It's coming home, la!

Which one is the best outcome for /sp/?

>>74816449
I'm leaning towards England winning.

I hope at least Jogi pulls a meme formation and/or strategy.

>>74816466
I would like to see Brandt as a striker and Sane as a wingback desu.

>>74816426
Let me know when you do decide

>>74816409
Why not

>>74816501
it's just a friendly and i prefer club football

>>74816513
Right, so you will be doing something you find more interesting and stimulating instead. Good choice.

>>74816519
yes i will play some futsal instead

>>74816537
Sounds fun!

>>74816622
it is, shame that futsal isn't that popular in germany

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>>74816398
I hope Germany wins because of GOATmez

>>74816449
0-0

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kachunga? more like kachinga

>Eurosport calling Dvars door Vlaanderen "Tour of Flanders" in their schedule
Lol

>>74816398
Probably gonna watch tennis Tbh

>>74816950
Miami Open, yes.
I would like to be a person who watches tennis, but I can count on one hand the number of games I've watched and all of them have been Wimbledon finals.

The Volta a Catalunya broadcast starts now btw.
Mountain stage.

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Christian Eriksen's sister has been called up to the Danish women's national team.

>>74817037
mmmh such delicious feet

>having a feet fetish

Hamburg extends Gisdol's contract until 2019.

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hello i am here

>>74816398
i won't and i doubt you will

>>74817106
Well there's nothing else on at that point and I can't bring myself to watch films so unless this Westminster thing develops into something crazy then I honestly believe I will be watching the football match.

>>74817105
I don't like the way his teams play desu. Sure, it works out for Hamburg at the moment, but high intense/wild pressing won't get you any further than midtable in the year 2017.

>>74817128
just read a book or something

>>74817160
I left the book I'm reading at my parents' house and I don't feel like starting a new one before I finish it, but of course you are right that I should so maybe I'll download one later.

>>74817172
>the book I'm reading
which is?

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English fans in Dortmund

>>74817174
The third in Knausgaard's sextology(?)

>>74817198
never heard of him

>>74817228
Well he's Norwegian and the books are called 'My Struggle' in English.

>>74817198
What is it with brits and their urge to make a fool out of themselves when being abroad? Not that germans are much better at behaving civilised when visiting another country. But brits, especially the english, are on another level when it comes to this.

>Die deutsche Fußball-Nationalmannschaft muss im Länderspiel am Mittwochabend in Dortmund ohne Sami Khedira auskommen. Der Mittelfeldspieler von Juventus Turin hat eine Knochenhautreizung am linken Knöchel, berichtete Co-Trainer Marcus Sorg in einem Interview auf der DFB-Homepage. Khedira sei bereits angeschlagen aus Italien angereist.
>„Heute Mittag wurde nun entschieden, dass Sami gegen England nicht eingesetzt wird - aber wirklich nur als reine Vorsichtsmaßnahme“, sagte Sorg. Wer für den 29-Jährigen gegen die „Three Lions“ spielen wird, ließ der Assistent von Bundestrainer Joachim Löw offen.

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>>74816398
I'll be at the game.

Neinhold here btw.

>>74817442
Wow nice, I hope it's an entertaining match then.
I bet you're looking forward to eating a sausage or two and also a couple of beers.

>>74817501
Thank you.

The last time i ate a sausage at a football game i missed the first ten minutes of the second half.

>>74817530
I see, some bad memories associated with stadium sausages for you then.

I prefer going when my dad gets lounge tickets so we can sit and eat before and go inside for a cup of coffee during the break. Although, the last time we didn't notice the game had started haha but we only missed like a minute and nothing happened.

>>74817570
That sounds really comfy.

>>74817588
It is, and the food is quite good. There was also wine and soda ad libitum. We were a group of I think six people last time. It's not the super fancy lounge with the club bosses, just a mix of big and local sponsors. I've been to it three times.
For the game we sat two rows behind Kahlenberg and Daniel Jensen.

>>74817612
Sweet. I remember Jensen playing for Bremen.

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Großkreutz visiting the BVB today

>>74817688
>thoose jeans
pfui

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>>74817702
Not the only bad jeans on display in German football these past few days

>>74817711
disgusting.
No wonder they fired him at schalke

>>74817721
this

I will bring my "Jens Keller Derbysieger" sign to the game.

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjKF1sGJjBU

JENS KELLER JENS KELLER
TRINKT SEIN BIER IMMER SCHNELLER

>müller actually playing
hui

>>74816398
same. might go to bed after the first 14 minutes though

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>>74817037

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>>74817198
Saufen ist geil

>>74817848
bye

>>74817702
>tfw my ass is proportionally much bigger than waist and thighs which makes finding jeans impossible

>>74818687
bullshit

ter Stegen - Hector, Hummels, Kroos, Podolski , Weigl, Rüdiger, Kimmich, Sané, Brandt, Werner

>>74818699
No bully

>>74818704
>ter stegen
>rudiger
>Brandt
>podolsku

Dudes England will be winning

>>74818706
okay

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>>74818704
>hummels

England: Hart - Walker, Bertrand, Keane, Cahill, Smalling, Livermore, Dier, Vardy, Dele, Lallana

Keane is good

>>74818779
you are good

>>74818813
thank you. you are good too buddy :3

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consumers are now in our squad....

you are all good

I'm going to make myself something to eat now. brb

Dolberg is out of the Denmark squad with an injury.
Nordsjælland's Marcus Ingvartsen has been called up as replacement.
I would have liked to see Zohore instead, but I guess he's too similar to Cornelius.

>>74819256
remember when they invited fun players to testimonials?
where are poldi's cologne bros at?
where is swiney?

Where is United Kingdom?

>>74819433
Who the heck is Livermore?
>>74819467
Yes hello Germany

>>74819485
someone who is more than liverpool so its only logical he doesnt play for liverpool

>>74819485
hi

>Testimonial
>doesn't play

>>74819485
Well I don't know but I know a few people who are "Liverless"

>>74819602
Ha

>>74819602
like who

you will never push julian weigls boipucci in

>>74819631
Alcoholics

>>74819683
like yourself?

>>74819599
what?

>>74819683
hm, okay

One of the good things about streaming all your television while using twitter and /sp/ is that you get a warning whenever there is a goal or a happening so you have time to look up from your iPad and see it.

>>74819702
I haven't had a drop all day

>>74819679
>push boipucci in

What is this even supposed to mean?

why was bog sim sacked?

>>74819882
fuck him so hard up the ass that his asshole pushes inside

>>74819704
This game is like a testimonial for Podolski and he is not playing

>Ter Stegen

that was a penalty

>durr stegen

>>74819892
he is playing

please respond >>74819891

Vardy was nice, which is unusual. He should have made contact with the GK

>>74819967
So he is. I thought I heard the commentator saying he was a substitute.

>>74819891
He was acting in a way that wasn't proper for a national team coach.

>>74819999
A newspaper sting. Being working class. Drinking wine from a pint glass.

>>74820059
thanks

>>74820043
okay

>>74820085
thanks

>>74820089
I was hoping you would reply "in what way" to this >>74820059 and then I would say "By drinking wine from a pint glass" >>74820085

>>74820059
in what way

>>74820145
By drinking wine from a pint glass

>>74820085
does a picture exist?

>>74820145
bribery

>>74820173
okay

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>>74820174

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>>74820174

hello I'm back

>>74820202
who did he bribe?

>>74820211
>>74820234
thanks

>>74820211
>>74820234
people got hanged in france for less

>>74820245
hello

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>>74820246

bog sim his sargon

>>74820267
ayoo

>>74820287
thanks

Big Sam has always been dodgy. Stories of him forcing young players to use his agent and getting a cut on transfers himself (like Redknapp), but I think the sacking was a bit over the top.
Like what did the FA expect when they hired him?

>0-0

30'
Scotland 0 - 1 Canada

night

>Weigl ded
:'(

>Livermore did coke
ebin

OKAY calm down guys! Weigl is okay.
I repeat.
Weigl is okay

>lellana

>>74820575
Looked like a treethigh, but maybe he's just running it off.

>>74820350
We'll never know.

Looking at Kobe on google maps.
I think Lukas Podolski will enjoy his time there.

>>74820881
I know I would

Scotland 1 - 1 Canada

Danish referee by the way

>>74821054
coke is expensive as fuck

>>74821054
baka

I hope he gets punished

>>74821107
not really

>>74821054
me on the l̶e̶f̶t̶ right.

>>74821082
Jacob Kehlet.
I guess he's the "cool" ref since Kenn Hansen retired.

>>74821114
think he's already punished enough desu

>>74821129
yes really if you want decent stuff.

>>74821080
As would I

>>74821178
you can get decent stuff for €100/g

>>74821218
this is expensive in my book, compared to almost every other drug.

>>74821255
>compared to almost every other drug
sure, but then there's no drug quite like coke

>>74821179
yes yes

>>74821330
True. But I could buy speed for a fraction of what coke costs and still have a nice evening.

>>74821393
sure, but i wouldn't enjoy a night on speed as much as a night on coke.

>>74821488
indeed, but I don't like to spend so much money on drugs.
we should stop posting off-topic now, this is /bundes/ after all.

>>74821537
yeah, also this conversation is starting to want me to do drugs

>friendlies
lamo

>page 10
ugh

>>74821788
This. I'm going to work now though, so see you all soon.

Good goal.

PODOLSKI
O
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S
K
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>>74821849

>>74821888
Ya

>>74821829
goodbye

>Sane
ugh

I bet Kimmich would look good in a dress.

1-1
Werner WMOTM

LU-LU-LU
LUKAS PODOLSKI
;_;7