*delivers a shitty cross towards you* ANON! Tap it in! wat do

Grab it with my hands and take my ball home

>>74816214
Well if I tap it in /sp/ will make fun of me so I take the ball to the middle of the field and attempt to dribble past the defenders because that makes the goal more valuable

Dive in the box. Get a penalty. Score.

choke

>>74816325
What are you doing in Finland, Raheem? xD

>>74816214

*dabs*

Nothing. I simply give an annoyed look as I watch Navas retrieve the ball for the throw in after the defender blocks it with ease.

Not even the best Jesus around anymore

>>74816214
*watch it sail by*
*give thumbs up*
*clap*
*dab*

*taps it in*
*yells*
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Begin running towards our own half in anticipation of the inevitable goal kick

>ANON Tap it in!
>not "mi arma! empujahala por la gloriadeDióhylavirgendelamacarena"

"I do not know why I'd suddenly find me playing in a professional football league. I'm sorry, but there must have been crucial confusion about my person. I'll leave the pitch now for the better."

>>74816325
>>74816508
What are you doing in Finland, Ronaldo / Jamie Vardy / pretty much every "striker" in the modern game?

>>74816601
>"I do not know why I'd suddenly find me playing in a professional football league. I'm sorry, but there must have been crucial confusion about my person. I'll leave the pitch now for the better."

no way man, thatd be a once in a lifetime opportunity, you just play some footy with the millionaire lads and slide tackle the faggot you hate the most

Tab in. Dab and/or do pantomimic phone call gestures after.

>>74816612
Yeah but those don't play with Navas.

>>74816214
Reminds me, how do we improve Sterling's finishing?
His serving up tap ins to Sergio Chokeguero has improved

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>>74816214
Wonder how he got on the field I didn't start him

I wouldn't be playing povertyball because I'm not a hipster faggot.

Run into defender's arm, immediately go to ground, roll around on the grass for a good 4 minutes while everyone else gets a water break, get up limping, "let" Ronaldo take the PK, sprint across the field to celebrate the goal.

Navas is the first player from a team I actually support who I just fucking hate

*jumps*
*pretends to hit it with the head*
*hits it with the fist*
*goes running to the corner*
*slides*
'TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'

>>74817257
Seems harsh. He does put in the effort, he's just complete shit.

>>74816769
You wouldn't be playing football because you're an ameriburger and only enjoy "full contact" (homoerotica) sports.
And you would suck at it either way, fatty. Probably couldn't run for 90 minutes without eating a burger

Watch in dismay as the cross bounces off their leftback for anothet corner

>>74816231
Underrated post.

>tap in with my dick
>find Hazard on the pitch and break his knee, (I swear he wont comeback until he is 30).
>get five game ban and fake apologize
>go to his hospital to visit him
>hug him and apologize in front of the cam
>whisper in his ear "please support human appeal"

Then wonder why the fuck im not in the better team in town, I'd get more money sitting on the bench

>>74816214
>tap out
>run towards pep face
>scream EXPOSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>74816214
Turn 360 degrees and fall down

>>74816674
You're fucking shit

pray to allah

>>74816508
>implying raheem would ever be awarded a penalty

>>74816214
Easy, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC23K6DdloU