PSG sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper.

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my shirt... and my boots... even my legs... The finals I've lost... the teammates I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our titles.

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A Visionary robbed of his Future

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A Youth who Cursed his Fate

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>Rat King
>A Gunslinger deprived of his Teeth

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Hows it goin?
The names, Leo...
Im a Demon, Sent from the wastlands of the Glowing Sea, where we were cast out, and through disaster and devostation, we lost our innocense. It is in that moment, that feeling, the feeling of powerlessness. It is in that feeling where good men, turn cruel. I on the other hand, know this feeling, and will do everything in my power, to make sure no man must bere that feeling, alone.
So step up, if you want to get burn't
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace" - The Tart Toater
Now Fuck off
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>Skull Cruijff
>A Ghost without a Sticky

>>74813630
He got his sticky a few weeks later

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A Rival living a Lie

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>Biscuits Emmerich
>A Technocrat who Falls to the Ground

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not yet Unai....its not over yet!!!

>>74813152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE
Thread theme

>>74814013
>la masia
>diamond dogs

good thread desu

good OC OP

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>Code Pikek
>A Foolish Man who defends his Homeland

>>74814096
>>74814101
thanks lads, took me 20 mins on ms paint

>>74814121
should be diego costa, "An Old Man denied his Homeland"

>>74814160
I was thinking PSG because of the opening post, but good bread

>>74814160
haha pretty good

>>74813152
nice job benchod

I hope you don't get killed by al qaeda

>>74814223
>that post
>that flag

Back to /v/ with this unfunny "PUNUSHED XDD" meme

>>74814257
nope

>>74814257
Back to /b/ with your non contributing shitposts you leach

How long until Messi goes nuclear?

>>74814428
>implying the real messi hasn't been building outer heaven since 2014
>implying the new blonde haired, contrived footy lad messi isn't actually bojan

>>74814274

Hey paki bro, why does the ISI continue to fund the taliban and provide them safe harbor in pakistan.

>>74814460
>because it's better than the alternative for now. the problem is that the isi thinks they can control terrorists but they can't.

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>>74814456

>>74814479

what is the alternative?

>>74814493
>attacking the taliban with full force, which will no doubt result in way more terror attacks on the common people, something that was a harsh reality for us from 2007 to 2013 and has recently died down significantly. plus the cpec deal with china will likely be jeopardized if bomb blasts become a regular occurrence again.

On a sports related note, pakistan just hosted the final of the psl, our domestic cricket league without any hiccups after it was threatened by a bomb blast in lahore a few weeks before the event. it served as a morale booster for the entire country and especially the working and middle class, and has created a placebo affect of positivity around the entire nation. so any major terror attacks right now about destabalize the relative peace we're enjoying right now. plus we have elections coming up in 2018 which are huge for us. I'm not the most knowledgeable person on paki politics since i've only recently started to get interested in it all, but i hope i answered your question somewhat.

>>74814546
>>74814479
didn't mean to greentext either of those btw.

>>74814546
thanks for the explanation paki bro

stay safe

>>74814604
Funny, I actually live in the safest area in the safest city in the country. and go to the most guarded uni. appreciate it nonetheless.

>>74814546
But pakistan has been funding and harboring the taliban since before the afghanistan invasion has it not? I always thought it was more about proxy control of afghan and the tribal regions in the west.

also, wasn't there a pretty big blast in lahore less than a month ago?

heard there was a taliban offshoot running around pakistan pretty pissed right now.

either way my country has been getting our young guys killed and wasted a couple trillion in that region of the world and its fucked because we're essentially doing fuck all(not that it was ever about afghan security mind you).

either way america will never doing anything to pakistan because lol nukes.

Someone please post the lyrics of Nuclear with Messi in them.

>>74814755
I believe pakistan's involvement in the afghan invasion was due to the us and other western countries telling them to do so. You even see this in mgsv, when the us sends weapons through pakistan to the afghan rebels.

And yes, there a blast in lahore that put the final at risk, but the situation had calmed down enough in the following weeks to host it. Needless to say it was a deliberate attempt to sabotage the psl final being held there, but it worked out for us in the end.

i really hope the us has the good sense to pull out of this part of the world completely, as it causes nothing but more chaos, instability, and needless lives lost on both sides. you probably know that the biggest victims of extremist muslim terror attacks are muslims themselves, and pakistan is the country that has suffered the most since it bears the brunt from both the us with its drone strikes, and the afghans with their suicide bombs.

>>74814894
[spoiler]4u[/spoiler]


STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF CATALONIA
LIKE THE DUTCHMAN ONCE SAID
AND MY PIZZA IS ALL COLD NOW
NO MORE >MESSI
AND HER BOYFRIEND IS DEAD

WHISPERS
IN THE AIR
TELL THE TALES
OF THE BROTHERS GONE

DESECRATION, 4-NILCATION
WHAT A MESS WE MADE, WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG

WATCHING
FROM THE EDGE
OF THE
FOR THE GAMES TO BEGIN
LOS GALACTICOS LACE THEIR BOOTS
FORM THEIR RANKS
FOR EL CLASICO

I'M NUCLEAR
I'M MILD
I'M THROWING UP INSIDE
VERMAELEN’S MADE OF GLASS
DEFILED
DEEP INSIDE
THE AUTISTIC CHILD

Very, very good thread. Stay safe pakibro

>>74815241
Thanks m8.

>>74814456
THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

>>74814456
>the Stoke Bojan is some abducted Croatian that was brainwashed to believe he's the real Bojan

HOW DEEP DOES THIS THIS RABBITHOLE GO?

>>74813404
delete this gif

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>>74813600
Eplain me punished meme please. Why do anons post footballers with eye patch? I know punished snake and mgs but I don't fully understand using of this meme by sp anons.

>>74817883
It's just to indicate someone going through a tough time akin to Punished Snake. It's not just footballers, people make Punished versions of a lot of things, it's just memes

>>74814456
>Blonde Messi suddenly dissapears
>Punished Messi from Copa America reappears
What the fuck is going on? this is really the deepest lore

great thread

>>74813404
Ankles arent supposed to bend like that wtf

>>74814013
Objectively superior theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

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You're pretty good

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A team deserving of the title

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You just shot the ball straight at the goal didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of a game wasn't very smart. You were asking to choke. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for being a striker in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil of your fat belly. That's more of a defender technique.

>>74814013
Playing this actually makes the thread far more fitting than it should be

god fuckign damnit messi why couldnt you just win

>>74813669
too little too late

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SUCH A LUST FOR BALLON D'ORS

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>74823715
lmao

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>>74829797
;)

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I'M NUCLEAR

>>74823715
Turoppu keku

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>>74814456

Great thread

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I'M WILD

>>74815125
Did no one like this?

>>74833381
No

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You're a legend in the eyes of those who live on the field. That's why you have to handle this game yourself. Put those two years behind you, and return as Messi. That's how Pep would want it. How and where you make it, well that's up to you.

Now go! Let the legend come back to life.

>>74831043
why did it have to be the qt?

>>74833534
Like you could do better you chav retard

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>>74833606
Kek

>>74833381
I did

sheit this thread is mine you idiots

>>74823192
Underrated post

>>74833725
think she was a Madrid fan

This fucking thread kek

Keep this thread alive. We need more GOAT player plus GOAT tactical espionage franchise OC.

>>74814456
SHUT IT DOWN

He who controls the soccer field, controls history

>>74814456
Pakistan's greatest contribution to the world

>>74850230
DESIGNATED

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>>74830153

>>74850645
A

>>74851078
DESIGNATED

>>74851084
LEAF

>>74833725
>Qt
Deja las pajas, Manolo

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Those who squander opportunities

>>74823131
underrated

>>74851051
Why'd you post the same webm i did?

>>74854054
better quality bro

>>74854229
touche

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I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by barca scouts. Foreign recruiters. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new position, my coaches changed along with the balls they made me kick. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Autism can kill.

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>>74814486
>>74816839
>>74816856
>>74823001
>>74831261
>>74845267
>>74850230

'Les Enfants Terribles', pep called it.

>>74854395
Great post

>>74814623

Just curious about it

Is your country a living Hell ? I mean, bein near india, afgha n stuff

>>74858047
Mate. This is only funny for you kids. That picture and the thread you made dont make sense. Cringe

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>tfw you realize Pep can't it do on even playing field

>tfw lifelong Barca fan since Stoichkov era

>tfw you realize Mourinho is goat

>>74858249
Let it die autist

>>74857816
It is if you're poor. Its just like any other developing country in that way.

>>74858047
It loses its magic when you condense it into a single picture

greetings paki-bro from snowland. I dated a paki gril. was cool

>>74858706
good for you my dude

I truly didn't know Pakistanians had internet access. I thought everyone rich enough to buy a computer would rather buy a plane ticket to Britain

>>74858804
>argentina thinking it can shit on anyone at all

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The man who let it slip

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>>74858923

>>74858965
It's always relevant

hi can you guys please make more high quality memes I just love sharing them!

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>steals umtiti's necklace

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I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds.

>>74864757
I made to my photo.

>>74873085
KEK

>>74873085
Good work

>>74814623
And which uni is tgat

>>74876646
don't worry about it

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>>74876681
Come on you can trust me ...I wont come to your uni and ask for anon from sp

>>74876694
Also its amazing youre still here even though your last post was approx 5 fucking hours ago

>>74876646
>>74876681
>>74876694
awwwwww shiieeeeeeeet boi the jihadi stasi is after you now

>>74876706
What did he mean by this?

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>>74876714
asylum in canada WHEN?

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tfw no skinny paki gf

>>74876714
Haha his take on pakistan is very optimistic. Dont be fooled swiss bro...it truly is a shithole whether youre from the "safe city" or the tame city. Religion and crime is the modus operandi.

>>74876764
You're right about the religion and crime bit, but I said that life is fine if you have money, which is true.

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>>74876800
How much money ? Because middle income wont cut it. In order to not get robbed youll need guards 24/7. You can get robbed at the most unlikeliest of places. Then you have only two fucking notable shopping malls in the whole country, which are turds compared to other countries. No sporting infrastructure, no building infrastructure. The only thing you can do if youre rich is fuck khusras and smoke your life away and hire guards to protect your ass. That is, if youre "that" rich otherwise post on /sp/

>>74876911
Again, i didn't say its great, but life in the isloo and lahore is pretty ok if you're above middle class (and if can you live in the cities, then you probably aren't that poor). i guess it would get pretty boring to live here after a while tho. probably why the population is out of control.

>>74876911
>The only thing you can do if youre rich is fuck khusras
thats pretty gay

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>>74873085