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bienvenue au québec edition
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first for my point still standing (>>74809547)
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>>74809732
5-6€
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>>74809747
Not bad, it's like $12 cuckbucks a pack here
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>crossthread replies
baka desu senpaitachi
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>Chiraq
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canes going nowhere desu
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>not married yet
Do I have a chance lads?
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>>74809746
>Trade Backes
Lol, do you not know the rule that almost all former Blues players get a Stanley Cup
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Fuck off sam
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>>74809769
why does this trigger people?
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>>74809775
objectively wrong desu
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>own goal
>buffalel
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LOL
Conor Sheary elite
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>>74809777
He could get married any time he wanted, like right now he could propose to any chick and be married in an hour, he just doesn't because he's a homo and in the closet. When he retires he'll come out as a fag.
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Kys Lenny and Ralph
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>>74809777
crosby is gay to be honest
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>>74809818
>arilola
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>>74809717
bienvenue a vous aussi
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>>74809831
>implying he's in the closet
>implying he isn't known as a ball fondler across the league
>implying he doesn't take tips from pierre
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evander kane is a filthy fucking nigger that needs to be hanged
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>>74809777
>tfw I'll never marry Crosby's sister
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Damn think Crosby lost some teeth on that high stick
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>>74809777
No.
He's dating a supermodel named Kathy Lauther or somethign like that
dates like from 2008 if not before he was drafted
he probably has kids by now
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>>74809893
>buffalel voluntarily took that dumpster fire
>buffalel actually gave >us good players for him
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>>74809893
unironically miss him
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>>74809915
stole a crosby empty net goal by whacking him in the face with his stick. broke some teeth
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GIVE CROSGOAT HIS SMILE BACK NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74809912
shut up crosby's mom, we know your son is a flamin' homo
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>>74809893
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lmao crosby wrecked
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>Crosby has now lost teeth
>Jagr hasn't
>People think Crosby is thicc
>Jagr is thiccer
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Just gonna be all the sweeter watching Sid raise Mr. Lee's Cup with a toothless smile
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>>74810022
>has now
slowpoke.jpg
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Wew stellar acting job by Dubnyk
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>>74810056
get that man an oscar desu
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>>74810000
>>74810022
>>74810033
>>74810055
nice numbers, but doesn't every player but burns get fake teeth anyway?
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>>74809912
>google name
>no results
Nice try, he's a faggot
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>>74809979
You're just jealous of my baby boy!
there she is the Queen of his heart.
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Jesus the Sharks look fucking terrible
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>>74810056
Shit was hilarious. Soccer tier
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>>74810114
>>74809979
>>74810111
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we're going to lose to the fucking Coyotes
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>>74810022
>Jagr hasn't
He's lost them multiple times
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>>74810151
Shiiieeettt
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>most points
>most goals
>toughest player in league including getting his teeth knocked out tonight
Is there anything Sid the Kid can't do?
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>>74810151
>that jaw
Duthtin Bwown tranny wife tier
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>boston
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>ottawa beat boston for the 5th time in a row for the first time in franchise history
wew
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>>74810164
>Lightning
>playoffs
Pick one
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>>74810151
LMAO """she""" was clearly a man at one point
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>>74810151
The pens have some deal with the press where they don't report on the players' personal lives right? Crosby likes to keep his stuff under wraps for sure.
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>>74810173
>>74810222
>being this gay
no wonder you're projecting on crosby
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>>74810177
>>74810222
Digits confirm, tranny
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>>74809617
possibility of Ottawa, not Montreal lad
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>>74810217
>>74810164
maybe vasilevsky needs a vacation
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>that thicc Crosby ass
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>>74810239
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>>74810175
He only gets better when Geno is out. Shame he might lose hardware this year to McSecondary.
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Fuck off Matt and Brian
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>>74810214
Bombston went 0-7-0 vs Ontario teams this season
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>battle of ontario round v
pls no
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>>74810151
Pretty qt. Hope she's thicc. I doubt some sticc bitch could handle his girth.
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>>74810273
ok ok ok you win there ''she'' is before transition
happy now?
>>74810347
Her name is Kathy Leutner as i said shes a supermodel you can look at her body all you want
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>>74810342
And that is a bad thing how?
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>>74810335
shut the fuck up jeremy
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>>74810371
Nice hoodie Sid :^)
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>>74810175
he got his fake teeth knocked out
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>>74810377
Because the snes will lose
Again
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Could you tell Kyle to turn the fucking music down
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>>74810272
forgot pic
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>>74810427
I'm not playing any music
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Are we dare I say it, "back?"
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>>74809887
>hire a prostitute
>can only get it up if I give a script of Pierre's behind the glass to read while she licks just the Pierre
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>rags
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>>74810371
Fucking Skellington tier.
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SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEERRRRRR
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>>74810377
it's not, i'm getting rock hard at the prospect of it
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>>74810470
Based skins
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>>74810469
shame
she's a cute tho
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>>74810427
Kyle's a piece of shit with no laundry etiquette whatsoever
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IRREVOCABLE PROOF
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>>74810535
>faking it in public
happens all the time m8
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>>74810535
>I really really like women
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>>74810535
S-stop
>forever alone
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>>74810469
Meh, most women are like that. Some just go for angles and shit in order to deceive. At least Kathy's got some integrity.
Unless one is willing to dip into Latinas/blacks of course
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Fuck off Greg and Travis
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>>74810535
>sid growing into a man
>ywn watch slapshot with him in his room at Marios house
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>>74810439
kek crosby has a better ass than his sister
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>8 game point streak
Who can stop us?
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>>74810634
The end of the season when you run out of games, miss the playoffs, and relocated to gaybec.
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>>74810634
pls make the ploffs
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>>74810634
The Future.
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wtf is with the music levels in the wild arena
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>rags
shit team, shit fans, shit franchise
>>74810677
minnesota is full of faggots
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>>74810677
it's nbc's mics
they're fucking retarded
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>loss to snes
RIP ploffs pipe dreams.
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>ruins choking again
Has their meme offense finally sputtered?
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Hahaha go Mild!
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>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
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>>74810727
>losing to shorks east
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>>74810676
Where will they go after quebec when they are inevitably relocated? Just like plenty of other teams.
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>own goal
gg, blots
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>>74810776
O M A H A
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playoff hopes are officially dead
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WHO THE FUCK FLIPPED THE MEME SWITCH ON IN THE XCEL????
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS GAME
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Mild Shorks meme potential growing
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>Dubsnyk
Wtf was that shit?
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huh
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>>74810776
back to atlanta
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>>74810790
>you choke
>no you choke
>no you
>no
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>>74810796
MULTI-PUCK
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>>74810781
>>74810801
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>>74810794
I fucking love seeing goalies get scored against when they venture out of net too much.
Retards need to learn to stay put if they can't read the situation.
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thanks for blowing it tonight manlet bay manlets and bombston booms
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>>74810846
>islels talking shit about anyone
Kek
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>>74810776
montana, a place worth visiting
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>>74810717
thought it was paedos
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>>74810825
Wish I could build a log cabin right there
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hockey
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Honolulu "Flyin' Hawaiians" NHL team when?
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>scumtreal
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>>74810890
you aren't wrong. locally they are known as the pedosota mild
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>Hasb
>losing to deadwongs
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>>74810900
>not the mexico city mexicans
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>flames just signed my university's captain to a contract
good for you cam
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>>74810846
Philthadelphia is next.
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>>74810900
when Yellowstone blows up and sink Pedosestta
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>>74810664
>Mad
>At the Canes
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>>74810934
>not the london, england knights
missed opportunity desu
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>>74810982
>wanting to get the arena bombed
Manchester or Liverpool
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>>74810982
>not the Miami Sunbelters
baka bettman
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>turn on pens game
>crysby is lying on the ice crying while the refs are consoling him
>buffalo gets several match penalties
>crosby skates to the bench and starts throwing a tantrum in the tunnel
>kessel starts breastfeeding him to calm him down
>he comes back as the crowd goes wild
>nhl awards him a hat trick
>as this is going on lemuiex is preparing crosbys intermission meal of pablum and pureed carrots
how do you people watch pens games? this is embarrassing to see
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>>74811006
>he doesn't know
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>>74810982
>Northern Ireland Loyalists
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>>74811024
>not the Quebec les Sunbelters
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>>74810982
>not the birmingham brown guys
>not the cardiff unpronounceable welsh words
>not the belfast bombers
>not the liverpool despair
>not the manchester mad cunts
>not the reading illiteracy
many, many missed opportunities lad
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>>74809717
>tfw moving to quebec because it's dirt cheap and there's tons of outdoor rinks
who's down for some ODR boyz I'll play goalie
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>>74811044
>scotland turncoats
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the only good thing to come out of Quebec
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>>74810978
Just answering your question is all.
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>>74811106
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>>74811068
>not the newcastle fog
>not the york vikings
>not the bristol mandem
uk expansion when
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>>74811077
lucky you
kiss the Fortress and the Frontenac Castle hello for me
tell 'em i miss em too
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>>74811106
Wtf I love quebec now
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>>74811097
>Sturgeon
Slimey like a FISH
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>>74811106
is that not just burger sauce
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>>74811106
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>>74811129
Is this place a meme or is it actually good?
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>>74811097
just do what we did when quebec tried to leave, just bus in shit loads of your own people to rig the vote. easy.
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>blose are blosing
>jest are winning
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>>74811197
>implying we're even going to give them another vote
they had their chance
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>>74811197
Who'd want to go to Scotland for any reason though
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>>74811106
the chicken burger there is D I V I N E
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>>74811197
>we did
>we
nice try jaqcues stop blaming us for all your failures.
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>>74811188
I like them senpai
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>>74811210
good man.
>>74811214
sweet government money plus sticking it to those filthy kilt-frogs
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>>74811036
>how do you people watch pens games? this is embarrassing to see
Most people who watch Pongs games have no clue what they're watching, lad.
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>>74811214
they did give us curling and they have munchey boxes
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Does Benn hate muslims?
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>floyers
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>>74811215
>no top on burger
>no cheese(?)
>lettuce and tomato on the side
What is this madness
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reddithawks look barely NHL calibur tbqh
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>>74811276
Kadri probably deserved it
t. Laffs fan
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When will EA's NHL get on 2K's NBA level?
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>>74811288
it's called assembling the burger yourself after applying your chosen condiments
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>>74811215
Is Quebec full of fat fucks? Jesus christ
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>>74811288
>finns DO NOT know about two-patty burgers
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>>74811227
>swiss chalet bought them
Never going to see them outside of Quebec or Ottawa now
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>>74811270
Fugg the one in the back is hot
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>>74811276
hope so, everyone should
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>>74811288
That's pretty standard for restaurants in NA.
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>>74811310
Sports vidya is such shit.
Except for MLB The Show
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>>74811322
>Putting the condiments and veggies between the patties
Pretty week to be desu
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>>74811315
need a lot of calories to excel at hockey
just ask gretzky
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i swear to god the street signs captcha is the most retarded. no matter what, you have to do it again
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>>74811367
I don't like boreball but that series looks sick every year. Wish there was an NHl equivalent.
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>>74811335
Good. Fuck off english
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>>74811377
>filling out captchas
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>>74811382
Fuck you Pierre
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>>74811380
i find boreball is good as background noise but terrible to actively watch
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>>74811377
>not turning on legacy captcha
back to /r/eddit bud
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>>74811382
>Implying they won't shut them down
Get wrecked you ugly poor toad faggot
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>>74811372
Why is Virtanen busting then?
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>>74811402
did a finn ever not bust?
thank you
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>>74811402
you know why
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>>74811394
too slow-paced and way too many spics
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Henlo to all my friends who watch the hockey in Europe you guys stay up late to watch the game that we take for granted so thanks you guys are the true fans got to say to my friends in Denmark if please don't like if you please don't like the Leafs please don't like the Leafs they're not that good but I respect and to my friends and Norway you guys are cool love it that you post a pool cue yes Jessie Jew jarv yeah and shout out to Sweden you guys bring the best hockey players they're really good at defense really good at forward and sometimes they giving good at goaltending so that's great and Finland you guys got the means and you got the good players and they're very good sometimes cuz they are pretty cool and then on Friday anything goddess America you guys are cool and I got a safe you are funny poster and I got to say the Australians new zealanders from cricket you guys are funny Canadian sometimes get on my nerves but you guys are cool thanks
~ Eddy
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>canucks
>11 shots on goal
>4 go in
what did the reddithawks mean by this?
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>>74811402
because Finns are busts
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>>74811337
Homans the goat
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>>74811394
the playoffs are fun when you can actually feel some tension with each pitch. regular season is a joke and needs to be overhauled.
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>>74811443
more like regressionhawks
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>tfw the hottest olympian is a leaf
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>>74811377
>not buying a pass
Keep identifying signs and buildings for Google, goyim. I'm sure they'll repay you by giving you a cut of the sales they receive when they sell your computer habits to numerous bidders
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>>74811454
Really?
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>>74811460
>>74811427
i just like having it on in the background while i clean my flat and occasionally looking up every half an hour when something happens and saying "wow that was nice"
can't imagine actually sitting down and watching it like hokkei
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Crosby with that disgusting goal McDavid with the disgusting assists Ovechkin with disgusting goal Marchand the disgusting slewfoot Backstrom with the disgusting assist the pass made by disgustingly Andre burakovsky the disgusting save made by Braden holtby the disgusting save made by Devan dubnyk the disgusting goal made by Carey Price the disgusting save made by Sergei Bobrovsky the awesome save made by Al Montoya the disgusting save made by Jason Allison the disgusting goal made by Carey Price the disgusting shot made by Brendan Gallagher the disgusting shot made by Leon recital the disgusting save made by the underside of that save the disgusting goal made by the leading goal scorer Sidney Crosby the disgusting past made by The League MVP Connor McDavid
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>>74811430
Thanks Eddy
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>>74811515
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>>74811492
>giving money to an armemian hoax trading forum
>being hiroshimoot's good goy
tell me more
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>red and green
>good colour scheme
pick 1 mild
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How many shots has koivu missed?
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The secret to every defensive scheme in the NHL is simple the puck carrier always moved past the blue one and then send it back to the hash marks rehab streaking forward come in with speed and crossover through the neutral zone the neutral zone as acting like a buffer for all four attackers with one Defender left back as an insurance marker basically the puck hair your moves in while the other three forward to get opened those four were there then I'll let it towards a sloth or all shots get redirected within the blue paint the goaltender on the opposing side must be aware of this and cut off any angles from the shooter it Defender will cover all pastors and make sure that they are unable to get to the net essentially this boils down to who is bigger and who can dominate coverage in front of the net that is where big Defenders come into play against opposing forward Cycles get broken on the boards around the blue paint you need to make sure that these four words are covered at all times
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>>74811615
All of them he didn't take, which is a lot of shots. His percentage is like 0.0000000001
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>>74811615
like 5.
should have at least 2 goals
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>>74811571
i like it desu reminds me of chrimbo
shame the name and logo are the drizzling shits
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vanPOOPer
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>>74811818
>it was 4-1
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>>74811818
>>74811848
don't make me call you-know-who
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>>74811647
Some guy having a mental breakdown
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can't wait till all the ABW's kill themselves
will be top comfy
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>>74811848
>it's still 4-3
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>>74811920
>it was 4-4
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Not enough darkies and chugs in the NHL
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>>74811907
>ABW's
just the other day I was wondering why we don't use that lingo
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>>74811944
That type of language is reserved for soccer loving queers
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Fuck off Caleb and Jay
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>>74811940
>it's 4-4
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>ref won't drop the puck on a faceoff cause he's jamming out to the music
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feeling pretty glum lads
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Let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go teen teen cock let's go teen cock clap clap clap let's go. Let's go. Let's go cart club car let's go
To the puck score the goal sheet the puck score of the goals you shoot the puck and scores to go if you shoot the puck then its course the goal the score of the goal it's cuz he shoot the puck yeah now you scored that goal because you shot the puck now score the goal because he shot the puck shoot the puck you score the goal
Clap your hands three times clap your hands three times hands up in the air and clap till you can't stop
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>>74812007
calgayry pls
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Fuck you vanpooper. You are so fucking shitasscunt
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>>74812002
its okay, losses against the mild don't count since nobody really respects them
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>>74812027
>expecting thee worst hockey city in the world to pull through
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>>74811515
>>74811632
>>74812007
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>>74812023
I'm protesting the Olympics by Gary Bettman I'm protesting the lockout by Gary bet I'm protesting the CBA by Gary Benton I'm protesting the player salary by Gary Bettman I'm protesting the arbitration rights of all restricted free agents by Gary Bettman I'm protesting the fact that everybody Boos me when I walk in by Gary Bettman you show no respect to me by Gary Bettman the puck stops here by Gary Bettma.
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>>74811980
fuck you taylor
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>>74812088
Fuck off Daniel
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>>74812049
it's called the state of hockey because they produce a lot of NHL talent you stupid fuck.
Less than 10 Texans have ever played in the NHL.
Having a bunch of Canadians win you a cup doesn't make you a hockey state.
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finland is gay as heck
- mike
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>Crosby spearing O'Reilly in the nuts
Asshole
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>>74812126
I agree. Nothing but poo poo players
t. Chad
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>>74812122
fuck off cody
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is this what autism looks like?
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>>74812173
shut the fuck up michael
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no, toews, you can't check the goalie
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>>74810164
I honestly hope that Philly or Carolina grabs the last Wild Card spot. It's too late for >us, and the tears of Blots and Laffs fans would make it much more bearable
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>>74812149
>can't take the bantz
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>>74812173
Did you look in the mirror again? lol
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>booby ryan only has 12 goals and 12 assists in 54 games
>playing hardball with colin white which will likely lead him to pull a jimmy Vesey
>melnyk fucking with karlsson
>snes
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>>74811944
Only a few teams could use it because many teams start with the same letter. There are 4 teams that start with S, 3 with P, etc.
ABA (Avalanche)
ABE/ABO (Edmonton or Oilers)
ABH (Hurricanes)
ABI (Islanders)
ABJ (Jets)
ABK (Kings)
ABW (Wild)
*ABY (Yotes)
**ABBJ, ABRW(Blue Jackets, Red Wings)
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>>74812293
are you the one making the nonsensical stream of consciousness posts?
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>>74811497
yes
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>plebbithawks
>losing to the cantpucks
>beating the blues in the first round
LMAO
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>>74812293
BTFO
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>mfw the sharks lose again
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>getting a loser point against a fucking AHL team
relocation when?
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>>74812346
And now Kings are off that list because Knights
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>>74812346
wtf are you on about
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>>74812346
what is this shit
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>>74812346
unless you dislike all the teams with that letter
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>>74812416
>>74812426
In soccer they use the abbreviation
"ABx"
Anyone but x where x can be the name of a team like Liverpool for example, Liverpool is hated by pretty much everyone so their fans refer to those people as "ABLs", i.e. people who'll root for Anyone But Liverpool
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>>74812416
Yurosemens have a saying on /sp/ where basically they would be OK if "Anybody but [Team XYZ'" won the game/championship/etc
So they'll say they or they'll get called ABC or an ABL etc (meaning Anyone but Chelsea or Anyone but Liverpool)
>>
>>
>>74812474
>>74812472
pretty gay but a good way to put it desu
so like, most everyone here is ABReddithawks or ABPongs
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>>74812505
Exactly.
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hey
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>>74812427
Then you're an AB/mg/
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>>74812531
Good job beating up the class retard tonight
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>>74812505
Also most people here are
ABRags
ABLaffs
ABSunbelt
but like the other anon said the problem in hockey is that some letters have multiple teams associated with them
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LMAO the reddithawk sperg lost so now he doesn't show up. Typical fans
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Does the NHL hate darkies?
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>>74812505
Pongs are good guys senpai
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>NHL Playoff seeding
Battle of Alberta when
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>>74812560
fucking fag always puts a space after his meme arrows
>>
Literally every single time I see PPG I think Points Per Game so whenever I see "dicklips#426 nets PPG" on the NHL website I need to reread it and it takes me like 3-5 seconds to get it.
Quite infuriating desu
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>>74812595
Never
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>>74812593
only if they're playing the reddithawks desu
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Columbus is the thinking man's team
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>>74812681
i want the drinking mans team :v()
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>>74812629
>Flames draw the ducks instead
Works for me
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>>74812595
wouldn't happen under the old seeding either
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are the blots completely fucked at this point
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>>74812725
you called
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>>74812725
H-Hey
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>>74812832
it's great
you only feel the pain every once in a while
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>kongs effectively 9 points out of a playoff spot because st louis and nashville have the tiebreaker
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>>74813017
elimination day when?
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>>74813017
You know the season is fucked when they have to rely on the worst team in the league to save their asses
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The laffs are the luckiest team in the league
>cushiest schedule
>remained injury free
>lead league in loser points from blowing leads
>heavyweights in the division have been injury riddled all season
So much delusion that they're a good team. They have as many wins as the flyers and jets.
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>>74813241
feeels good
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>>74813055
>>74813118
Soon
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>>74813338
i'm ready nigga
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>>74813241
I hope they make the playoffs so expectations are raised and they laff it up next season
They'll run Matthews out of town just like Phil eventually
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10 games to get 5 points
What sort of congratulatory gift are you going to get /ourguy/?
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>>74813241
>"hurrr no playoffs for laffs xD" prediction probably not coming to fruition
>decides to start the damage control early
>>74813433
>laffs won't make the playoffs xD
>oh fuck it looks like they are
>w-well m-Matthews is g-gonna leave
Kek
>mfw these faggots rectums are completely ravaged when TSN and Sportsnet ramp up the Leafs coverage x 100
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>>74813455
>Inb4 a new home in Quebec
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>>74813637
you've learned well
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>>74813637
wrong staal
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>>74813241
>cushiest schedule
18 B2Bs overall, tied for 2nd most in the league. Real cushy schedule there, moron.
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>>74813981
>Devils
>Sabres
>Panthers
>Nashville
>Detroit
>Sabres
>Washington (hard game for spice)
>Tampa
Then two meaningless games
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>>74813241
>complaining about loser points when they have as much ROW as the Isles (and blew them the fuck out 7-0 recently) and more ROW than tampon gay
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>>74813338
What site? SportsClubStats updates way too slow, need a better one.
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>>74814063
My point is that they've played a shitton of B2Bs and still have 2 sets remaining. Pretty disingenuous to claim the team with 18 B2BS this season somehow had a "cushy" schedule.
Also the last 4 games of the season are going to be: WSH (2nd leg of B2B while WSH is rested), TB, PIT, CBJ. With the exception of TB that's a tough stretch if those teams are still jockeying for seeding and not resting guys.
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>Tim Murray on @WGR550: "When I traded for Kulikov I thought I was getting a top3 dman.. Right now we can all sit here and say it didn't work out."
Is this nigger more retarded than Benning?
>>
1) Sens
2) Habs
3) Leafs
1) Pens
2) Caps
3) BJs
4) >rags
5) Canes (surprise pick)
1) Hawks
2) Mild
3) Preds
4) Blues Clues
1) Flim Flams
2) Shorks
3) Ducks
4) Oilels
Boston: Too hard of schedule to not fall out.
Carolina: Easy schedule to finish playing Detoilet back-to-back at home and playing the Pens when they rest starters. Also memes and it pisses off /hoc/ (except that 1 Aho shitposter).
Trampa Gay: Hard schedule and they lost to the fucking Yotes.
Isles: They'll find a way to fuck this up.
R1 WINNERS: Habs (Leafs get exposed), >rags, BJs, Pens, Hawks, Preds, Flim Flams, Shorks.
R2 WINNERS: BJs, >rags, Hawks, Shorks.
R3: BJs, Shorks
CUP: Shorks.
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>>74813682
What team do you cheer for, be honest
I have a feeling its Vancouver
>>
>>74813682
>>74814284
Ironically, I believe it's the Sens.
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>>74814308
the anime image just makes me think of Vancouver first
>>
@74814259
(you)
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>>74814284
weirdly you are right in that i live in vancouver, but no i don't cheer for them.
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>>74814336
then who do you cheer for?
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>>74814345
i went with my gut, and my gut was wrong
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>>74814359
weird, wouldn't have expected an islels fan to be the relocation memer desu
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>>74814359
>Quebec shitposter likes other team that is in danger of moving.
Did not see that coming.
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>>74814370
>>74814377
to be fair, i got on that after i heard karmanos was okay with selling absolutely anywhere and before the isles' arena woes started up again(though i should have seen that coming a mile away).
fully aware of my total and complete hypocrisy
>>
>>74814259
t. shorks fan
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>>74814412
fuck off faggot
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>>74814417
suck my nuts dickweed
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>>74814259
honestly can see anybody listed there except for the canes making it, it would take the blots/isles/booms/laffs all imploding at the exact same time(despite them playing each other a few times) more than it would then canes going on a winning streak, and they'd need both.
don't think the shorks have what it takes to go deep this year either. depth is better i guess but jumbo is crappier, which is a big problem.
>>
Reminder that the Avs clinch last on Thursday
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>>74814433
>honestly can see anybody listed there except for the canes making it, it would take the blots/isles/booms/laffs all imploding at the exact same time(despite them playing each other a few times) more than it would then canes going on a winning streak, and they'd need both
you would think that's pretty obvious but some retards here really have no clue how hard it is to make up multiple points this late in the season
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>>74814451
yeah, it's strange. even the isles or blots who are pretty close would near a fair bit of luck to go there way to make it in. i mean if you're going to throw out a ""plausible"" scenario in which the canes make in, may as well do one for poo jersey or detoilet.
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>>74814259
>>
Howard will be Vegas' goalie
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>Out of a playoff spot
We're rebuilding dude calm down
>In a playoff spot
Haha yes we're contenders now deal with it
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>>74814537
oilels
laffs fans aren't delusional enough to actually think their contenders yet
>>
>>74814570
he didn't say they're contenders though, just that they're going to make the playoffs when a week ago /hoc/ was shitposting about how they won't
t. snes fan
>>
Are there any good free agent goalies available?
Jets goalering is just complete shit and I can't take it anymore.
I'd really like Darling or Halak.
>>
>>74814537
Prairie niggers are literally posting about winning the cup every day, muh Talbot vezina, muh mcmeme hart
Meanwhile, Leafs fans are simply happy to be in a playoff spot with a rookie team that wasn't projected to be there
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>>74814570
Where the fuck did I say the Leafs are contenders in that post?
Just calling you out for your damage control you stupid fuck. Fucking prairie nigger reading comprehension is non-existent.
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>>74814562
Oilers haven't been out of a playoff spot since the first month
>>
>>74814591
Shut the fuck up cumchug, your tone heavily implied it.
>>
>>74814591
Your parade plans say otherwise
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>>74814562
http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL/Western/Pacific/Edmonton_ChanceWillMakePlayoffs.html
>worst odds to make the playoffs were on day 0
really makes me think
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>>74814595
Oilels will win a round or 2 but McClavicle is gonna get grinded down by a veteran team like SJ or Chicago eventually. They're just not ready.
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>>74814607
>hurrrr no playoffs for laffs xD
>leafs in playoff spot
>proceeds to begin damage control
>gets called out for it
>backpedals
>tries muh contender strawman
Kill yourself you retarded fuck
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>>74814624
Agreed. Too much inexperience on roster to go deep. A late first round is plausible and anything over that is house money.
>>
>>74814624
What does that have to do with
>>74814537
>Out of a playoff spot
>We're rebuilding dude calm down
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>>74814636
I thought we were talking about how oilers fans actually think they're a contender
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>6 points
>35 gp
>hasn't played since March 15
J U S T
U
S
T
>>
>>74814614
It's going to be amazing to watch your bootydevastation grow the more and more the Leafs get shoved down your throat down the stretch, that really triggers you prairie niggers
>>
>>74814654
>Poopinajarvi has more points than him
BUST
U
S
T
>>
>>74814662
I usually PVR everything I watch on TSN so it's not that big of a deal
>>74814654
>Chicago will take him and turn him around
JUST
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>>74814644
No, we're talking about how >laffs fans change the narrative depending on how the team is doing. To quote
>>74814537
>>Out of a playoff spot
>We're rebuilding dude calm down
>>In a playoff spot
>Haha yes we're contenders now deal with it
>>74814654
>dude trading him for a 3rd is a terrible deal
>>
>/hoc/ - Relocation Shitposting, Homosexuality & Civil War
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>>74814677
Except nobody claimed they were a contender, you just lack basic reading comprehension.
Even this snes fan acknowledged that post was not saying that in the least. >>74814576
You're a fucking retard.
>>
>>74814703
Then I expect >laff fans to be humble for the rest of the year with no delusions of grandeur. "Just glad to be here" will be the most common post when they're playing
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>>74814703
I'm the one who made that post and that is exactly what I implied
>>
>>74814749
>I'm the one who made that post
Wew this is one autistic Oilcuck we got here.
Nice screenshot of a 4 year old post from a Malaysian Claymation enthusiast board, though.
>>74814743
A fucking Senators fan didn't get as triggered by that post as you did, and actually understood what was meant. Kill yourself.
>>
>>74814749
>having four year old hoc posts saved on your computer
>>
>>74814768
>>74814770
I got one here from 50 years ago
>>
>>74814749
Do you have any 36 Chambers?
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So what will the media's excuse be this year to steal another Norris from Karlsson?
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itt oilcucks sperging out about a single post they didn't comprehend because they're unironically fucking retarded
>>74814779
>in order for one to have gotten anything out of the Coilers last Cup win they would have to be at least be in their mid 40s
>posting on 4chan at that age
Kek
>>
>>74814791
you're retarded if you think it's going to anyone other than Burns
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>>74814791
too many whiny snes fans, and it wasn't in the budget
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>>74814798
Burns is shit now and will be passed by karlsson
>>
>>74814798
Karlsson is only 4 points back now and is better in every possible way outside of goal scoring
>>
>anon posts about the >laffs
>angry >laffs fan spergs out until the conversation is shifted to the Oilers
It's actually pretty impressive. Easy to see through but very effective against the casual observer.
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>>74814787
Nah I had to search "Bitchtits" and dig through the archive to find that one
Should be easy to find him and Lundqvist will win the cup
>>74814794
>He deluded himself into thinking I don't understand my own post that he misconstrued
Ignorance is bliss :P
>>
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Shut the fuck up faggots, Jesus Christ just Skype so you can see each others forehead veins bulge.
>>
glad the jets are irrelevant enough to avoid this autist canacuck shit slinging.
>>
>>74814809
It's gotten predictable but still entertaining. Memes aside Laffs fans are always good to argue with they always put up a good fight
>>
Hahaha piss off Craig
>>
>>74814818
Were you not here Sunday?
>>
>>74814818
Imagine actually wanting to movie to the harder conference and never making the playoffs. That's the Jets.
>>
>>74814829
that was one buttblasted thrashercunt samefagging
>>
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>>74814689
been a good thread desu
>>
>>74814839
There hasn't been a good /hoc/ since the lockout
>>
>>74814809
Way to disassociate yourself from the conversation after getting exposed for lacking reading comprehension faggot
>>74814810
Kek you are so fucking autistic bud
>>
Let's keep it going
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>74814654
He'll meme it up in the khl next year
>>
>>74814855
>you didn't give me a (you)! NO FAIR!
Reminder that the >laffs have the 10th worst goals against per game in the entire league and have fuck all for defense prospects
>>
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>>74814849
post more of those screencaps from four years ago then
>>
>this post triggered the Oilcuck this hard
>>74813618
Kek
>>
>>74814870
>he gets triggered by Jeff O'Neill too
>those replies full of crying oilcucks
Oilcucks are massive faggots
>>
Oilcucks are massive faggots
>>
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When will they learn?
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>>74814820
>Oilcucks are this triggered
Top kek
>>
>>74814882
You are so fucking triggered right now
Post more o dogg tweets fagggot
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Me
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>>74814923
>tfw i know that feel all too well
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>>74814921
>umad
>umad
>umad
>umad
No, but you clearly are since you keep trying to start shit. I'll be content that >my team is better, more balanced and has the better player while you stay up to 3 AM shitposting
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>>74814939
>start shit
>he literally initiated this entire line of discussion
Its 1am here
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>>74814935
FUCK
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>>74814923
Finally a finn to break up this autism.
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>>74814972
A sentence never written until now
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hmm
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Im just happy the decade of despair is over
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>>74815000
Way to waste those trips nignog
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>>74815000
its almost been a full season since that trade, and it is still weird as fuck
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>>74815013
Do you think he misses the notoriety?
He's probably a literal who in Nashville.
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>yfw Tom Wilson breaks Auston Mathews neck with a clean hit in game 1 of the first round
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>>74815006
>Bettman tries to pull you out of despair
>It finally sticks
What was worse, the Pens being gifted Crosby in the lockout after picking 2nd or all those Oilers 1st overalls?
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>>74815044
Nashville is one of the few cities in America thats still "racist" too.
He went from being a superstar swimming in easy Quebecois pussy, to just being some nigger and occasionally slamming some dirty redneck whore.
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>>74815203
The oilers because they were under the tutelage of the last man to play a full NHL career without adequately protecting his brain, ruining any ability he may have had to coach effectively and enabling them to suck for a generation and draft a generational player
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Just end the season already
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Anyone have pic of crying lundqvist from last years playoffs?
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>>74815347
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>>74814908
lol is he trying to dry hump that aryan finn
what a bitch
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>>74815433
nigga just didn't know
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>>74815347
only have this artists rendering of lundqvist crying
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How are those teeth doing Crosby?
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Lads,
What do you want to accomplish today?
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>>74815647
wife and 2 kids
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>>74815656
This tbf
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>>74815440
Thanks. Still lookin for the original one though.
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>Ottawa v. Colorado in 2 games in Sweden next season
Nice
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apologise to John Quenneville
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what???? he is the 2nd cousin of Joel Quenneville???? I thought it was his son!
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Mornings powerfantasy:
>Buttman denies entry to the olympics for NHL players.
>European players start a mass-exodus from NHL to KHL for one year
>Buttman cries because no Ovechkin and Pulju bringing money
>mfw
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>>74815741
>Reminder the IOC are bigger jews then Buttman and by advocating for Olympics you are supporting them
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>>74815894
For me, it's Babcock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJn0oJpSXfU&t=0s
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Is he hurt /hoc/?
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>>74815929
He's just having a little trouble struggeling against the finnish bust gene. But he'll find a way to overcome it, probably
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>>74815929
Both him and matthews are slumping hard right now. My eternal sides if Marnell or Nylander (not sure if eligible) come out on top and win that shitty trophy.
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>>74815949
Those are weird ways of spelling Matt Murray
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>>74815949
Nylander is eligible. I doubt they'll want to give it to anyone but Matthews or Laine. But who knows, maybe they'll feel forced to.
I don't think Nylander has any chance though. If anyone would challenge the top 2, it would be Marner.
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>>74815976
I wouldnt even put Nylander top 5.
Werenski has made more of a conversation than he has.
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>>74815994
I'm not saying Nylander should be in the conversation. But being number 3 on his own team probably hasn't helped his case in that regard.
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>>74815994
Matthews
Laine
Murray
Werenski
Marner
Nylander
Aho
Tkatchuk
Skjei
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>>74816068
Id put Marner third but good list Hans.
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I'm surprised how tame this Calder conversation is. I remember the Couture vs. Skinner arguments being HEATED
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>>74816112
Neither Matthews or Laine are canadians. Wouldn't be surprised if that was at least one part of the explanation
Unlike Skinner and Couture they do play for canadian teams though
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Laine
Aho
Saros
In my opinion
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>>74816153
For me, it's Riku Helenius
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>>74816159
For me, it's PEKKA SARAVO
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>>74816173
For me, it's Lasse Kukkonen.
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>>74816185
For me, its Jäke Vïratanaan
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>>74816202
For me, it's the 2006 forwards
Marchand - Bäckström - Kessel
Foligno - Toews - Little
Lucic - Giroux - Okposo
Berglund - J. Staal - Grabner
Johnson - A. McDonald
Petry - Gryba
Holzer - Biega
Bernier
Reimer
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>>74816220
What an overrated buncha busts.
2006 was a mistake
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>>74816245
Rude
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>>74816220
>he puts Backstrom over Toews
Backstrom is an Ovechkin babby
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>>74816305
Not more so than Toews is a Kane babby
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>>74816329
Toews doesnt play on Kanes line Sven.
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>>74816334
Bäckström hasn't always played on Ovechkin's line either
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>>74816350
that isn't he same at all
kane has ALWAYS been second line, toews first
>centremen relying on the winger for points
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>>74816430
>Bäckström has 78 points
>57 assists
>only 15 of them came from goals scored by Ovechkin
>implying Ovechkin babbay
>meanwhile Ovechkin has 29 goals
>over half of them (15) were assisted by Bäckström
>confirmed Bäckström babby
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>>74815656
>not even birthing to replacement levels
Despicable desu
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>>74816437
A wife and two kids is good work for one day. There are more days to come where you can get more kids tbf
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>>74816437
how many sliders does your family have my burgerfriend?
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>>74816458
3. All boys
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>>74816435
>le secondary assist man
Kek thats even worse
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>whoever wins between ducks and oilers pulls within 2 points of tying the sharts
How could they choke this bad? Just a week ago I thought first place was locked up
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>>74816533
Oilers and Flames are rolling right now
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>laffs will make the playoffs because tampon gay cant handle the worst team in the league
sunbelt faggots utterly BTFO
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>>74816543
Oilers are, flames are slowing down. Will end up second wild card.
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>>74816543
Calgary has a brutal schedule, I doubt they end up any higher than a wild card.
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>>74816489
Goals/60 2016-17:
Bäckström: 0.96
Toews: 0.88
Assists/60 2016-17:
Bäckström: 2.60
Toews: 1.62
FirstA/60 2016-17:
Bäckström: 1.18
Toews: 1.02
points/60 2016-17
Bäckström: 3.55
Toews: 2.50
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>>74816550
>implying the laffs wont bounce boston to the wildcard.
>Boston gonna get put out 1st round while Laffs beat Snes in battle of ontario
When will the Boston title drought end?
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>>74816555
i hate to argue with trips
but home and homes against all the cali teams is hardly brutal
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>>74816568
>Backstrom has Zero 30 goal seasons
>Toews is a Selke nominee
Wew lad. Must be nice getting secondary assists off russians
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>>74816568
almost as if one of these players had a perennial rocket richard winner on his line and the other was playing with literal whos
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>>74816590
Besides the kongs they are playoff teams and Anaheim hasn't been too kind to them. Just saying, a loss against either of those teams really changes the standings since it's who they're chasing. By all means they are playoff games, so that's what I meant by brutal. It's going to be a fun stretch run for sure.
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>>74816610
ah, seems we agree then that the flimmies control their destiny 100%
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>>74816572
Very delusional my sweet laffer
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>>74816621
Yeah, but they will make the playoffs anyway, this is pretty much done since the kangz are finished. Now all that's left is who plays whom, the standings are closer than any time I can remember in recent history.
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>>74816572
the sens are taking #1 in the atlantic
enjoy getting ousted by frogs
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>>74816599
>Toews has Zero 50 assist seasons
>nominee..
You can keep writing about secondary assists all you want. He still gets more first assists than Toews anyway.
>>74816609
This year Ovechkin doesn't have that many more goals than Panik and Anisimov. And yet Bäckström is almost clinging onto the Art Ross race, while Toews is behind great players like Ryan Johansen, JvR and Carter
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>>74814654
Muzzies can't into hockey
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>>74816688
>panik 20G
>anisimov 22G
vs
>ovechicken 29G
>oshie 30G
backstrom is playing with number 1 line mates how is this even a discussion
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Getzlaf > Toews
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>>74816720
>implying Panik and Anisimov wouldn't have scored more goals playing with Bäckström
>implying Ovechkin and Oshie wouldn't have scored less playing with Toews
That argument goes both ways
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>>74816726
Great post!
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>>74816730
you cant say this shit with any certainty at all, since I can literally claim the opposite and say im right
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>>74816745
Exactly. I can't prove that I'm right, and you can't prove that I'm wrong.
This discussion could go on forever, since neither side can come up with objective proofs. It all boils down to what you "believe" after processing the inconclusive facts at hand.
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>>74816763
backstrom may or may not be an ovebabby
but toews is certainly not a kanebabby
that is my takeaway
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>>74816745
I just placed Bäckström on the top line in a whim to begin with, since I thought he would pair better with Marchand and Kessel than Toews would. But if you really would want to make an actual lineup it might have rather looked like this or something:
Marchand - Toews - Foligno
Kessel - Bäckström - Little
>>74816772
Fair enough. And since there isn't any certainty, you can't claim that Toews the better one. Only that he might be
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>>74816780
Its all about what you value from a center. Points or defencive skills. Toews will never win an art ross, but they dont need him too. They have Kane and Panarin and abl buncha meat and potatoes guys to win a cup.
Washington loads up on offence and leaves Holtby to face 30+ shots a night.
Toews is a much better C to build a team around.
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chabot or mcavoy
who will have the better NHL career?
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Will he recover /hoc/?
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>>74816871
sens have a better track history of developing defensemen than the b-ruins
chabot needs to put on ~20 pounds
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>>74816814
Toews and Chicago have cups, Bäckström and Washington have not. It's hard to argue with that, regarding who you'd want to build a team around.
But you can't fault Bäckström for Washington's lack of defense. He's not as good as Toews, but he's not a defensive liability, far from it.
Not that it's relevant in a discussion about who the better player is. But when talking about who you want for your team you also have to take into consideration that Bäckström is $ 3.8 mil cheaper than Toews.
Toews better stay good as well, since he'll be making 10.5 a year until he's 35. Considering he's style of play he should hold up quite well though.
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ZA WARDO
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>>74816880
Next game hatty guaranteed.
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>>74816880
He's just trying out whatever Matthews was doing for a large part of this month. It's some silly new fad. I'm sure he'll bounce back as soon as he realizes that it isn't working for him
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>>74816880
Maurice has him on RW and not playing with Scheifele what the fuck are you doing coach
I think he's being a bit more defensive too though since 5 of our fucking dmen are injured. We have goddamn Mark Stuart, a rookie and the rest AHLers on the blue line right now.
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>>74816880
If theyd stop piling on big leads teams may start pulling their goalie again
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>>74816935
TOKI WO TOMARE
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Fuck you Kevin and Steve
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>>74816931
Will Washington even be able to afford a 33 year old Backstrom? Kuznetsov will want a big payday, holtby will want a big payday and Ovie is already paid an absurd amount for a winger.
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finnish posters are based and US posters are lousy DEAL WITH IT
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Fuck you Kenny and Spenny
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>>74817012
I have no idea what their plans are for when that day comes, if they have any.
They're probably hoping to win a cup before that happens and then trade whoever they need to trade
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>>74817014
Fuck you, Ahmed.
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Eat a dick Ben
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>>74817033
What a disaster of a franchise. Are they run by a CHL GM?
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For me, it's pulju
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>>74817049
>MacLellan
Probably lost couple of brain cells as a player
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>>74817018
season 7 when
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international meme man jesse puljujärvi
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>>74816964
>laine confirmed scheifele babby
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for me its reddit
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>>74817151
the goal against nashville he scored by himself because his linemates can't do a fucking thing
same thing with the OT goal in the same game that peck hill robbed from him
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>>74816964
I swear Maurice was told to tank, of course the only time the Jets can reliably win games is when it doesn't matter anymore
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>>74817165
>because his linemates can't do a fucking thing
so now he's experiencing what it's like to play on a line with connor brown and zach hyman
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>>74817191
more or less but Little is better than hyman
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>>74817210
bad post
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