/f1/ - Formula 1 General - /hype/ edition

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Threadly reminder to not reply to Brazilians or their toothpaste boyfriends

Friendly reminder to never reply to the following:
>brazilians
>german anime poster
>dutch amx spammers

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Threadly reminder to pic related

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>>74808391
>>74808487

STOP

#NOTALLOFUS

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>>74808487
How about you. Are you safe?

>>74808495
*except for contrarian Aussiecunt

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>>74808349
finally not a huezilian thread


>Webber says Vettel will win
kiss of death?

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>>74808349

FAVELLA MONKEY QUE?


>https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
>https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
>https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys

>>74808514
>>Webber says Vettel will win

How many wins will it take for people to get tired of him winning again?

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>>74808498

>tfw favela monkeys ruin Brazil for good Brazilians

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>>74808514
>>Webber says Vettel will win
oh yeah he's dead for sure

>>74808514
Huezilian is a beautiful word

>>74808524
>>74808514
>>74808487
>>74808391
>>74808533
wew

You losers really take this shit seriously huh? Must be nice have nothing else happening in your life.

If this place mean this much for you, maybe I should stop.

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BE CAREFUL!

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Reminder Hues don't care about F1, ignore their posts at all times

>>74808524
>4 votes
Seems to be the exact number of favela monkeys we have 2bh. One seems alright, one seems autistic and then there are 1 or 2 that isn't them

>>74808573
Nico is supposed to be "retired" but he can't help coming back to the sport and trying to shill himself in every possible way

Zozzle

>>74808349
Epic thread.

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Reminder for any aspiring Canadian Stroll fans.

>>74808606
I dindt vote yet, but I am touched that these many people supported my efforts me and I thank all of them

>voting on a 4chan poll

>>74808606

The only reasons he does that is because you guys gave him attention.

Now enjoy the monkey shitting up your threads everyday.

>>74808533
/r/ing someone to blur favela

>>74808487
and
>australian noelposters

>>74808614
he still has a Merc contract

>>74808671
just report that guy

>>74808702
>binland a snitch
Typical

>>74808626
we need a >and Williams loses again

>>74808533
>tfw you'll never play "hit poor people with tennis balls" with your rich friends

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It's his time.
His fucking time.

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>>74808722

No it isn't.

>>74808529
He can win all the races this season for all I care. At this point I just want MWL to be over, no matter the cost.

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>>74808716

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>>74808729
His time.

>>74808571
mud skins OUT

>>74808716
>tfw you'll never play "pay the favela peasants 30 cents to go and gather tennis balls you intentionally hit 2km away" with your rich friends

>>74808779
Speak for yourself, Ahmed. I'm white as fuck.

also
>>74808571
why the fuck are you so triggered, dude?

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>>74808755
Is he theAaustralian equivalent of white trash?

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>>74808722

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reminder that he's gonna win this season

>captcha: potterie wettle
confirmed already

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>>74808862

https://twitter.com/ScarbsTech/status/844346864635916288

>>74808804
why would i say mudskins out if i was a mudskin

>>74808779
read this
>>74808487
>>74808391

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Good thread

>>74808808
No, while he has several traits of a bogan he is not a bogan imo

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>>74808808
no

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ITS A PRESSURE MOTOR RACE

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DOW THE INSIDE AUWAHHHHH

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only 1 full day to fp1 lads

1 full day.

>>74809229
>>74809285

2 days you retards

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>>74809309

>>74809361

so in 1 full day it will still be 23 hours until FP1

great job

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>>74808349
how would ham/vet react if both of them get btfo by their respective teammates this year?

lewis would probably say gracious shit in front of the media even though he's seething behind the scenes, whilst foreshadowing stuff about "getting tired of F1" and/or "wanting to try new things" so it'll look like a legit reason for his drop of form. and then quitting once mercedes make it clear that he doesn't have number 1 status.

seb would probably do the same. except with less salt and no "i'm tired of F1" excuses, cause he still loves gimi and he knows gimi wouldn't last another year given his age and he could always ferrari to replace him with a meme number 2 (grosjean, probably).
(alternatively, ferrari tells him to fuck off and sign ricciardo)

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>>74809481

>>74809361
Yeah. In 1 full day it will be 0 full days left.

>>74809481
Yes there will be zero (0) full days until FP1
And after that 23 hours there will be zero (0) full hours until FP1 ect ect

>>74809481
>dorftrottel doesn't know the meaning of the word 'full'

>>74809481
Yes, that's how time works you idiot.

what's kimi gonna take in the WDC?
I say 2nd, right behind God (Ricciardo)
he's sorta like Moses yeah?

>Renault got their drivers to talk about their masturbation habits in their true or false video

https://u.nya.is/ghjuom.mp4

>>74809920

1st Vettel
2nd Bottas
3rd Raikkonen
4th Ricciardo
5th Hamilton
6th Verstappen

>>74810099
>buttass
lmaoing

>>74810018
Palmer is a fucking idiot...

>>74808808
naturalised wog

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>le racing legend :DDDD

>>74810099
t. fingerboy

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>/r/formula1 is better than /f1/

>>74811055
Is it!
Shit we better run there now and be controlled by mods and imaginary Internet points with no value!

>>74811116
Your mum has no value.

>>74811205
Rude

>>74808529
>how long will it take for Vettel to actually pull off a good overtake

>>74808529
<1

We will know the pecking order by lap 5 of Australia with a 95% probability.

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I'm excited and I know it wont last much. PLEASE no more MWL, unless is BWL. That would be a little more acceptable.

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Who's going to win the WDC this year, and why is it Lewis?

>>74811963
Still seems tilted 2bh
Zero confidence in the team from the outside glance

>>74812089
>second fastest in testing
>mercedes traditionally underperform in testing
>everybody is saying mercedes are still the clear favourites
>"zero confidence in the team from the outside glance"

What did he mean by this?

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>>74812460
I'm just saying it looks like Lewis doesn't have confidence in his team. That's how it looks to me from the outside looking in.

I agree with all your points but they are irrelevant 2bh.

>>74812617
Oh right I thought you meant you, or the general public, don't have faith in Merc

And nah I think Lewis is just downplaying it. He's coming back from having lost a WDC that he should have won, and now he's got a new teammate who could well be better than his old one. So he's not going to make any grandiose predictions

Vettel is being mute as well. None of them want to reveal their hand. Although truth be told, probably none of them know exactly how they compare to the others in terms of race pace, so they're playing it safe.

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>>74812617

>>74812812
I feel he is down playing it too but you have to look at what you have in front of you. And that all seem negative.

His mood seems similar to ~mid way through the year. "We will see on the day, starts are tricky and Nico is quick round here" type things.

> Although truth be told, probably none of them know exactly how they compare to the others in terms of race pace, so they're playing it safe.

This as well though, come post race 1 we will see more outward confidence from the top team and driver

>>74812617
>>74812890
Don't play with my emotions please. I have pneumonia.

Tell me the truth. What did Lewis say?

>>74813110
https://twitter.com/MBrundleF1/status/844318248359280640

>>74813110
Wew, get well soon lad. Did you overdo it on Holi or something?

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>>74813110

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>>74813379

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>>74813379

>>74813832
i upboat this

>>74813832
*gilds*

>>74813990
Thank you kind stranger!

>nobody is remembering that if Ferrari is the fastest the eternal heartbreak of Italian strategy will continue

>>74814277
Inb4 Vettel has to make his own strategy on the fly every race

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what are you looking forward to this season?

>>74814277
tfw gimi will retire from 3 consecutive races because Ferrari can't put a wheel on properly.

>>74814318
Stroll taking his maiden victory in Canada.

>>74813832
Should be Hulkenburg or McLaren

>>74814309
>>74814395
I think that the pit crew wont be shit now because they know they can win so they will try harder.
I might just be deluded into thinking it might happen.

>>74814309
Everyone thinks he's just got shit, but he actually looks worse because Ferrari are such an appalling mess, and he is fighting for every result. Not to say he hasn't gotten shit though.

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Why am I not surprised that Palmer is the kind of cunt who sits with his legs sticking out...

>tfw your sitting across the table from one of these cunts, and they put their feet under YOUR fucking chair

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>marcus fans
>not swedes
For what purpose?

>>74814603
Did your daddy sit like that and then leave you?
You sound 100% triggered

>>74814603
>they put their feet under YOUR fucking chair
he wanted to fuck

>>74814699
>le triggered meme

>>74814739
Looks like 120%

Guys...
I'm excited...
This year looks great...so much drama...the cars are great...hmmm

>>74815023
You alright there Marco?

>>74814682
>pettersson
>eriksson
>carlsson
>vahlund
>mattias

i don't know these sound pretty swedish to me

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The Phone Call that saved /f1/

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>>74815023
I think the shots of the cars going FAST will be nice, but I also think we will see much less overtaking action because of it. The only thing that can make this season good is a good battle for the championship.

>>74815128
haha fug this is what happens when i don't have my glases :DDDDDD

>>74815162
I'd take multiple teams fighting for the 'hip over 6 bazillian DRS meme overtakes per race all day erry day m8

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What will this place be like this weekend when casuals, cheapskates & grumpy reddit lads turn up when they realise they now have no cheeky streamer

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>>74814603
OCD triggered

>>74815192
Everyone needs to make/save several versions of the blurred house and reply that and only that to them

That means no gloating "doxxing" Aussie

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>>74815211
>That means no gloating "doxxing" Aussie

>>74815228
Should make him a ranga

>>74815228
>new orange McLaren-Honda hat
It feels good knowing someone spent their actual free time to make an image just for me

>>74815250
If you are changing something it should have a big AIG logo on the front and a tiny AB logo on it 2bh

>>74815228
I'm really glad this image exists

>>74815253
>>74815264

>Kiwi posters just happy to briefly feel relevant for the first time ever

>>74815276
I'm not even gonna deny that t b h

>>74815276
There's no need to be upset.
There's no need to be this hostile towards minority nations.
You seem to be projecting something.
Australian banter based on hurt feelies?

>>74815276
t. Spends his spare time making reaction images to post to kiwis

O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
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>alonso
:D

>>74815282

2bh I thought most Kiwi's would take it that way.
You usually are pretty good at taking a joke.

I didn't expect feelings to be so badly hurt like this though: >>74815306

Not that I'm complaining :^)

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pic related is a kiwi
ot tastes nice, can be eaten in seconds and gives you tons of vitamins or some shit do I look like a food scientist to you you fucking nerd
they don't look nice though

all in all, I rate the kiwi a fruity eight outta ten points

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>>74815324
That's a Chinese Gooseberry lad

Pic related is a kiwi's "fruit"

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>McLaren started the off-season saying the new engine was a huge step forward and would make them competitive
>Three days before Australia the goal is to at least finish the Grand Prix

>>74815319
>thinks about how kiwis feel about things

OBSESSED

>the irony of continually replying "OBSESSED" to someone who hurt your feelings

>>74815330
>Chinese Gooseberry
'no'

Force Barbie

Vai Gina

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>that orange peel

I'm sure they just left it there to annoy Ron

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PINK
I
N
K

HYPE
Y
P
E

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Warning: Extremely LEWD content

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>implying this will survive the first corner

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>>74815341
>He falls for marketing tricks

Please tell me you don't do this

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>>74815345

Meanwhile at Mercedes.

>AMuS in charge of filenames

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>>74815357
Did you know that you'd end up in Germany if you dug a tunnel through the Earth's core?

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Who's ready for VWL: The Electric Boogaloo

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What the actual fuck?

>How fast does it go?

>>74815365
Isn't our anti-whatever like France or Spain?

>>74815368
Faster than a McLaren.

>>74815317
Can literally see the pain in his eyes

>>74815317
>alonslow

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>>74815365
>>74815371
Yea

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>>74815351

It's good they painted the bottom of the holes on the pink version, so it looks like holes instead of a dick.

>>74815371
Yeah probably. I just know that you are "somewhat" or anti-whatever but actually we end up in the Pacific Ocean

>>74815356
What the fuck Mercedes

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>>74815356
>>implying this will survive the first corner

>>74815356
How does that break up the boundary layer?
What does it break the boundary layer for?

>>74815343
its vagina btw

>>74815345
>Absolutely rebarative

>>74815365
>>pic
instead of removing the white dot, they chose to add more white..

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>>74815402

>>74815346
>>74815351
rule 34 when?

>>74815438
変態!

Champagne

>>74815356
I'm glad crazy aero is back.

>>74813379
>>74813832
>>74812617
Why is Brundle's profile pic a pic of Senna? Is it because his own career was so unfulfilling that he needs to remind people he was once teamed with Senna? Is that why?
Is it?

>>74815368

Is that thing Schumi?

>>74815679
Go back to stuffing your face, Nick.

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Bingo bingo bingo

>>74815703
Go back to rimming Hamilton, Martin.

>>74815716

kekd

>>74808349
>>Webber says Vettel will win

>Happening status: DEFINETLY NOT HAPPENING

FTFY after the Wob's kiss of death

>>74815128
Would have also accepted
>al-Shamwarmi
>al-Fatah
>al-Abbas
>al-Nassar
>al-Halal

>>74815708
Kek sounds all pretty plausible. So did any Aussie /f1/ confirmed he would go and try to deliver as well?

>>74815679
Him winning on a podium would look conceited, him doing a selfie would be embarrassing, him doing a >>74815423 face would look as stupid.

There's not much left to pick from, and they made a movie about the 'rivalry' between him and Senna last year, so it's logical.

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>>74815512
Supernova

>>74815735

>>>/global/rules/13

Noel poster was good, but now he should stop

>>74815734
>not much left to pick from
There are literally millions of other situations in which a person can be photographed.

why did the honda engine explode?

>>74815703
Another upset shitpostin straya-cunt.

TOOTHPASTES OUT

>>74815756

Japanese mistranslated the technical regulations as "external combustion engine".

>>74815768
kek'd

>>74815768
nice

>>74815756

Their oil circulation system design is shit, wanted to be innovative and find a breathrough but failed miserably.

In tests it took them 2 laps to destroy the first engine, this makes me think they didn't even run it on benchmark

Confession time:

I usually don't invest much time in racing games so I play F1 2016 with all driving aids on (except for auto braking) and drive races like amx on roids. (to be fair I couldn't turn off traction control and ABS because my gamepad had regular button on R2/L2)

My plan for this season is to spend some days before each race weekend to properly get to know the track without any aids except auto gearbox.

Doing my first AUS laps without the highlighted racing line now.

>>74815807
>auto gearbox
The most babby aid of them all

>>74815807
Turn off the auto gearbox, your lap times will improve desu

I'm already getting hyped for Kimi winning.

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>>74815807
>with all driving aids on

>>74815752
Family/recreation pictures aren't professional, him driving a new car is probably a conflict of interest.

Him driving an old car is one of the few ones I can think of, but the only one he did well in consistently was the Benetton.

A picture with another racing driver (especially one of the most well known ones) ticks every box.

Brundle seems to have been pretty good, but ended up cucking himself by signing to the most British teams who were all on life support. His best year was in a Benetton, which was the opposite, and when they both finished, he did pretty well against Schumi.

Will Aussie photoposter deliver just like last year?

>>74815810
>The most babby aid of them all
>implying that isn't the driving line

>>74815856
Driving line only shows you where to go, doesn't railroad you.

LMAO

livejasmin com/en/chat/SusieWolf

>>74815920
>Build
Athletic
>Languages
English, German

>>74815932
Also,
>English
>I am a long-legged beauty that ignites every guy to red. Almost everyone can not be with me long endure in bed, do you give it?

>>74815745
noel poster actually has been posting a lot less regularly of late.

kek, people in that henno 'mates' discord are discussing how they'll watch f1 this year. most are saying they don't know what they'll do.

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>>74815920
>>74815932
>>74815934

Even Dasha didn't stoop this low...

>>74815846
Unexpectedly one more chance for another king felipe

>>74815815
>lap times
I have to finish my laps first

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>>74815981

Redditors are already lining up to take Daryl's place for the e-rep, and Reddit football streamers are doing the same for the fat donations bucks.
Wouldn't surprise me to see multiple Reddit acestreams for the race.

>mfw people here thought the death of Henno would be the end of streams
>mfw people said the same thing when Squirrel was eaten by a coyote

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I'm going to Spa and Monza this year. Any recommendations of where to watch the action from? I'm a poorfag so its general admission at both. Got some good advice last year from /f1/ for my trip to the Hungaroring.

Also what races are you guys going to this season?

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>>74815317

>>74816010

Don't sit where dutch do.

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>>74815999
>mfw the destruction of henno actually means ending of f1 acestreaming hegemony opening it up for multiple streams

/f1/ are the good guys

>>74816010
Sit in the piss trough with the dutchies.

>>74816010
this>>74816014
dutch people are racist and snobby, they only cares for akmeds and tyrons

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>>74816015

>mfw

>>74816010
I really want to watch an f1 race at Spa from a helicopter now

>>74816023
Best jobs in F1

1) Charlie Whiting's job/guy who pushes the button to activate the lights
2) chopper cameraman
3) guy in control of the world feed

>>74816030
>3) guy in control of the world feed
Nick?

>>74816010

For Monza I'd say Parabolica/Curva Grande because you are close enough for the sweet podium action, maybe at Lesmos you'd see some more action but not that much anyway

>>74816030
9001)Amx's fluffer

>>74816040
Audible kek.

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>>74816045

>>74816010
I was at Spa last year, general admission too.

Are you doing a full weekend?

Best spot for the race itself is the hill at bus stop. Plus it's really close to the finish line/podium if you wanna head there as soon as the cars have stopped.

>>74816010
your best chance for some action is at the bus stop

>>74815807
Update because some of you seemed concerned:
I have given up. I don't think I can do it guys. I was down to 1:36:xxx laps but now I'm back at 1:40s. I am so depressed right now. I told myself not to cut the corners or go wide but I just can't force myself to do it anymore.
My life is so fucked. Doesn't help that my doctor diagnosed osteoarthritis in my fingers from playing to much and now I'm afraid I will never make it.
This was my last post here, I will only report back if my laptimes dramatically improve.

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>>74816065
forgot pic

>>74816044
>>74816050
>>74816065

/f1/ comes through again! Thanks fellas.

Yep full race weekend at both. It's gonna be sweet.

How early would you say to arrive on race day? Took an anon's advice at Hunagroring and it was a good call, but I got there a little late and had to squeeze in amongst sweaty germans and finns

>>74816069
report back every Wednesday pls

>>74816071
Depends if you're alone or with a group. You can always find some space alone, not with a group tho.
Even if you're alone, I suggest getting up at 6am and head to the track after short breakfast. It's not like you'll be bored with Porsche Cup, GP2 and GP3.
Bring a camping chair and dig around in the hill/find some rocks to get comfy. (strongly advised)

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>>74816069

>>74816071
>How early would you say to arrive on race day?
If you don't want to miss practice, you should come very early in the morning. Last year all the roads and highways around Spa were clogged up with Dutch caravans.

On race day, probably early too, as the bus stop will be a popular spot for general admission guys like yourself.

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>>74816078
I might come again this season, too btw

pic related is what you'll see plus two other parts of the track in the distance>>74816071

>>74816069
is a meme born?

>>74816071
Where are you going to stay? Camping? I ask because walking to the track is all cool but if you need a car you're fucked anyway.

>>74816091
It's already a meme you dip.

>>74816089
>shirtless guys in a non-beach setting

Bit creepy desu

>>74816097
~35°C lad, that's hellish for us here

>>74816096
soz, this is first time i'd seen it since fat nick last night

>>74816078
I will be with 1 mate. Are deck chairs definitely allowed? Because they we're prohibited along with ice buckets at Hungary. Maybe that was just for certain areas but I definitely remember people being told they couldn't sit on chairs.

>>74816086
Got it. So as early as possible seems to be the consensus.

>>74816089
Any video screens visible there?

>>74816094
Haven't actually worked this out yet. Won't be driving though, probably staying at a hostel nearby and getting public transport? Is there a dedicated shuttle service? This is something I need to look into. Any recommendations?

When are the press conferences going to be in Yurop time?

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>>74816116
>Any video screens visible there?
Yes, pic related.
>chairs
They allow practically anything that isn't a bomb. Don't bring a big ass wooden chair tho, foldable camping chair is fine
>recommendations
We stayed at the Elephant Camping side. Very international, clean, cool atmosphere. 30min walk to track/5 mins with bicycle (downhill).
Problem is the weather. Last year was perfect for camping but I have no idea what the place looks like when it pours.

>>74811963
>when you wanna be a US nigga so bad but really you're from Hertfordshire

>This is Max, he just finished School

Top Bantz

https://twitter.com/ausgrandprix/status/844329893571653632?s=09

https://twitter.com/ausgrandprix/status/844329893571653632

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>>74816156

>>74816149
Thanks buddy

>>74816161
You fucked your proxy up GermanFag

>>74816192

Germanbro is visiting his dominatrix for the next 2 days.
He won't be able to post because he will be locked in a gimp suit with large objects in his rectum.
He asked me to fill in for him and post "Annie May".
I have no idea what that is.

>>74816156
So what does that make of Stroll? Kindergartner?

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>>74816213
I think it's this thing. Looks ugly to me
>>74816228
Stroll's the cocky class bully who'll tell his rich dad on you if you upset him

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>>74816213
Nice try, Seb

>>74816213
Nice damage control.

Sour cunt.

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>>74816259

>tfw not the biggest weirdo pervert in /f1/

>>74816270
You know what else feels good? Seven orgasms in 30 minutes

>>74816272

>implying I can't fap that out

>>74816274
Fair enough then

>>74816272
>Dominatrix
>Seven Orgasms in 30 minutes
And thus a meme was born

So is Ferrari going to be unironically good this season?

>>74816286
the car will be quick but their spaghetti strategies will constantly screw them out of wins/podiums

>>74816283
Not for everybody, but don't knock it til you've tried it m8

>>74816328

You should try an active ladyboy escort next time.

>>74816335
I've thought about it - very nearly went through with it once but bailed at the last second.

One day I'll try it

>>74816286
Yes. From testing, the car looks fast and reliable. Whether it'll be faster than Mercedes remains to be seen (and doubtful), but it should at least be 2nd-3rd fastest (if that counts as being unironically good).

Also think they'll be better with their strategies this year, considering the amount of time they spent running the mediums in testing. Last year, the car couldn't work with the harder compounds. Which is why they keep making extra pit stops, so they'd only use the softer compounds. Shouldn't be a problem if they're good with the meds and the hards this year..

>>74816313

Oversized karting track

>>74816348
best karting track ive ever seen m8 :)

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>>74816347
Hello rightious clay.

>They'll be better with their strategies this year

Sure rightious clay.

You had it nice while being an independent country within the Dutch Kingdom like the Netherlands and Suriname.

Motorsport Manager is free on Android atm

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?hl=en&id=com.game.motorsportmanager

Not that I condone video games.
Video games are for children.
Act your age.

>>74816381
>• Added Brazilian Portuguese language.

we can't let the hues keep getting away with this

salaam tho my man

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>>74816390

Poois shamilton amirite guys

>>74816069
This is good stuff.

Is that anon with the F1 2016 league still here?

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>>74816495

>>74816040
Nah, he controls how quickly it disappears.

>>74815346
>>74815351
That actually looks really cool. Matte paint is a good meme.

>>74816525
social media was a mistake

>>74816524
What do you want to know? The name of the league? I can give it if you admit that AMX is best and I'm not a bandwagoner.

TOOTHPASTES OUT

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Australia GP Podium

1. HAM
2. BOT
3. VET

You know it's true

Daily reminder:

MotoGP >>> meme1

>>74816582
Uhhhh, pretty sure the anon I'm thinking of isn't a dumb toothpaste. However, AMX is indeed p great imo desu

>>74816596
HAM*O*VET never changes...

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>>74816605
dubs dog disagrees lad

>>74816605

>daily
>implying a Spaniard would have a job

>>74816605

Sure thing Jorge, now go back watching your 4 home races because you are the only ones who actually care about that sport

>>74816634
>Jorge

*Whoregay

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Force India helmets. I like Ocon's 2bh.

>>74816228
special needs

>>74816596
you mean
>1. RIC
>2. RAI
>3. BOT

>>74816605
>this flag
maybe one day Spaniards will be able to afford four wheeled vehicles again so their interest will shift away from MemeGP

>>74816642
>liking drivers having cucked billboards for helmets

Disgusting.

>>74816642
I wish they both didn't have pink helmets.

Telling them apart from just the camera is too hard.

>>74816648
>1. RIC

Top kek - no chance m8.

>>74816642

And we thought Red Bull's were sponsor cucks

>>74816656
>>74816651
T R U T H
R
U
T
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>>74816623
True

>>74816648
>1. RIC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure thing mate

>>74816623
HAM_O_VE_ you mean.

Hulk's helmet is pretty nice.

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>>74816657
>>74816673
post yfw it happens again

R I C
I
C

>>74816703
V E S 2bh

>>74816611
Thanks for the acknowledgement and well done for speaking dubbs of truth. I think the league you might be speaking of is named after a fish.

Build wall.

Heading to the park see you.

>>74816702
but why did he change to red?

>>74816703
>Ricciardo winning

>implying the entire top 5 will have engine failures

>>74816711
>VES
is this a newbie on the grid?

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>>74816722
>Ricciardo winning
Dubs gonfirm ;)

>Indonesian driver Sean Gelael will take part in three Formula One tests with Red Bull-owned Toro Rosso this year, the Italy-based team said on Wednesday

>Gelael, 20, will be at the first in-season test in Bahrain in April, in Hungary just before the August break and in Abu Dhabi after the championship ends in November

W H Y

http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUKKBN16T1J4

>>74816721
Because it looks better, idk. It looks as good as modern helmets can look I suppose.

>>74816596
>>74816623
>implying it won't be the start of the RAIVETHAM era

>>74816737
I'm guessing he has a rich father

>>74816737
Haryanto has brought in a wave of Indonesian support.
>Sean "I've never won a single-seater race and once lucked into a GP2 podium, while failing to score in the second half of the season" Galael, won't be the last of those Dutch rejects
Still, it might give KFC Indonesia enough incentive to get /ourman/ Gio the nazi into a race seat next year

>>74816750
the green one would haven been exactly the same, only with green instead of red.
did the majority of his fans vote red, or did he just decide himself in the end?

>>74816775
From certian angles his head/helmet will create a German flag on the car (black airbox, yellow nose), maybe that was his intention?
Anyway, I think red works better with yellow than green.

>>74816775
I'm not sure, did he do a dumb instagram poll to decide on the design like Hamilton does? DESU I think the green would be a little bit too on the nose.

Hülk's best helmet design is his testing one 2bh.

>>74816770
But does his mother approve of him racing though?

>one test and his mother says he has to work with his father than waste his time racing silly cars and travelling the world.

>>74816803
Listen to Minister Hanson lad, women can't have opinions in Indoneeeesia, it goes against sharia laws

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>>74816259
>he doesn't have his sister to do this for him

>>74816827

Not everyone is Belgian, m8.