Who win this, /sp?

>>74807108
FIFA

>>74807108
Champion of Africa

Germany easily as long as they send a focused squad in full force.

>>74807121
I saw some /sp/artans saying Germany will send a B team

Poortugal.

Why two Oceania? Is one of them supposed to be Asia?

Where is Argentina? We need them to job against us

>>74807140
Has spee ever been right?

>>74807153
you are dumb? Australia is associated with AFC

>>74807153
Yes, Australia

Portugal 1-2 Chile
Germany 5-0 Mexico

Germany 2-0 Chile.

>implying you need to win

Mexico may suck it up in CONCACAF, but they always put up a fight when they play the big boys. I'd take them, Germany, or Chile.

>>74807108
Lifelong /ChampionofAfrica/ fan

>>74807140
can confirm
will be a meme team

>>74807249
CHI

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Reminding Champion of Africa is Cameroon

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>>74807492
>Cameroon won the AFCON shortly after Eto'o retired
>Ivory Coast won it immediately after Drogba retired

What did these countries mean by this?

Portugal 7 points
Mexico 5 points

Germany 9 points
Chile 6 points

Semifinals

Germany vs Mexico (4-0)

Portugal vs Chile (0-3)

Third place

Portugal vs Mexico (2-1)

Final

Germany vs Chile (2-0)

New Zealand

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>>74807108
Our group is so easy. What a joke. But just in case... Does the 3rd go through the group stage?

Our year la

Why are we in both groups?

>>74808026
new zealand is a freebie
russia/portugal is the only game that will determine something in that group

>>74807343
Wearing my Champion of Africa full kit right now la

>>74808286
The problem is >WE adjust to teams powerlevel. The higher it is the better we play.

Is it possible to get through this group stage with draws only?
If not, I don't think >we'll "win" it at all.

>>74807108
It's a meme cup, so as memes I think we have a pretty good chance along with Portugal. I'm expecting a Chile-Portugal final.
>>74807140
Yeah, Low confirmed this years ago.

My prediction

Group A
1) Portugal
2) Russia
3) Mexico
4) NZ

Group B:
1) Germany
2) Chile
3) African team
4) Australia

Semi Finals
Portugal vs Chile: Chile Wins

Germany vs Russia: Germany wins

Finals:
Germany vs Chile: Germany wins.

>>74808437
>Germany vs Russia
>in fucking russia
>germans wins

No. It is not possible.

>>74808437
>I rate Russia

>>74808263
XD

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>New-Zealnd and Australia

wut?

laffin at the retards rating chilel, they are sanchiz and vidal and bunch of nobodies

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>match 1
>portugal vs mexico
>15 shots on target
>roni misses 5 open goal chances
>65% possession
>0-0
>meanwhile russia wins vz nz
>match 2
>portugal vs russia
>nani scores early on
>ruskies equalize right after
>roni misses 2 pks
>70% possession
>1-1
>meanwhile mexico and nz draw
>match 3
>portugal vz nz
>fernando santos loses it
>no tactical football
>only full on attack
>2 full backs at defense only
>1 midfielder
>7 players in attacking positions
>this costs us 3 goals
>letsmakethatadefensivemidfielder.gif
>4-3 in 10min
>mfw they get another fluke
>and an own goal
>yfw roni scores a late pk
>97% possesion
>74 vs 4 shots
>5-5
>we're gonners
>mexico winning
>oh shit hold up
>ruskie pk
>"no era penal"
>3 spicks see red
>btfo of the ref
>half the team suspended
>mfw portugal passes the groups stage again with nothing but draw

New Zealand will beat Mexico and Mexico will go 0-3 screencap this

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>>74809943
>mfw portsugal draws its way to another international cup victory

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>>74809943
cont.
>we reach the semis
>portugal vs chile
>"fuck we cant attack fo shit"
>"tactical football it is"
>3 vs 10 shots all game
>1 vs 0 on target
>atleastitwasontarget.cron
>ronaldo preety much an assist maker
>but quaresma is on the bench so no goals
>0-0
>pks it is
>3-1 easy
>so it was argentina's demerit, not chile's credit
>reach final
>so do germs
>oh shit
>they play us of the park
>and we're doing a pretty great game
>somehow 0-0
>overtime
>108th min
>eder comes on
>109th min
>"oh fuck he's gonna do it again"
>skies it
>it really was a one time deal
>goal kick
>germs catch it
>they run
>they score
>it's pretty much over
>oh wait
>offside
>complaints
>c.ron takes the freekick
>from our own half
>neuer's distracted
>fails to see the ball
>it goes over him
>1-0 to portugal
>match ends
>champions
>wc next
>ronaldo is viewed has the most unsportmanlike person in the world
you know it all to be true

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>>74809943

>mfw barriaga and arriaga II's mexico destroy pisosa's portugal

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can someone post the tacocaust.webm?
thanks in advance

>>74810294
literally nobody gives a shit

your lucky run is almost over

australia v new zealand final confirmed

>>74807108
Provided germoney doesn't try that hard, and chili keeps imploding, I think >we have a chance

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>>74810381
>me on the right

>>74809937
Eeeeh PU70!!

>>74808432
>>74807429
Why tho? It's good to test the team in official games

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>>74809937
>european intelligence

>>74809937
Aranguiz plays in the same team of chichadios (Leverkusen). Is Hernandez a nobody?

>>74810381
THIS

>>74811399
how the GOAT penalty taker is doing there lad? I thought he would quickly move to a bigger club

>>74809937
better to have no body than no head

>>74811399
He isn't even a starter in that shit team, they are nothing without hakan

>>74807108
Depends, who's on the Champion of Africa squad

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Germany

>>74811316
Might also be good to test alternatives in games that don't matter.

>>74811474
Nigga was pretended by Roma at the start of year but Leverkusen shielded him. He had no problem bc wants to give more to the team who brought him to Europe

Also Aranguiz was kinda unlucky bc had a shit injury when he just arrived to Leverkusen (6 months without playing). I think he's underrated

>>74811657
but then the scenario is completely different

the better way to test is to put 2 or 3 alternative players in your official team

putting 11 alternative starters is imbecile

>>74810294
Cant wait for confeds so we can meet again putos! This time were bringing the A team, Mr. T and all the gang

>>74811979
Have you had hard days since Trump is president?

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>>74807108
The Texans.

>>74807157
>Argentina
It says right there, Champion of Africa.

>>74812165
kek

>>74812075
He's probably using 4chan as an escape from the daily fear he feels when ICE creeps closer to his rundown dilapidated garage home and his "familia"

>>74812075
Chillin like a villain tbhonesto familia, a trompas me lo paso por los huevos good luck deporting us all toupee wearing motherfucker

>>74812165

Forced. Mild laugh.

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>>74807108
>new zealand football

>>74811885
The german stars don't want to play in the confed cup.
They are all busy finding exuses right now or, like Hummels recently, outright saying they don't care about it.
It looks like there will only be 3-4 experienced players and the rest will be from the U21 and Olympic team.
Reus is the biggest confirmed name right now.

>>74815119

>>74807153
Aussies are gooks mate. FIFA even admits it.

>>74807661
>>74807594
Eto'o won it twice with Cameron retards, he's the all time top goalscorer too

>>74807108
russia

>>74807153
we AZN now

>>74809874
WE ARE CHAMPIONS OF ASIA

(lol)

Why is Germany listed twice

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>>74807108
cheeky tenner on this on la'

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>>74815881
niet

>>74807153

Australia switched to AFC

>>74807108

Obviously Portugal.

The big problem will be getting through the group stage, but if they make it out, they'll cuck whoever plays them in the semis and final.

>Australia and New Zealand

what cups did they win?

>>74816786
Oceania I guess

New Zealand will always play the Confederations Meme Cup, except for the times they slip with Tahiti

>>74816786
Russia- World Cup Host
Germany-World Cup winner
Chile- Copa America winner
Portugal-Euro winner
Mexico- Gold Cup winner
Australia-Asia cup winner
NZ- Oceania cup winner.

>>74816786
>>74816797
wasnt australia moved to asia from oceania?

>>74816846
Yeah, for better competition, and a chance to qualify for World Cup. Oceania doesn't give a automatic world cup sport.

Back in Oceania, they have to play games like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wg9ox9F7Vw

>>74816786
Flip cup and King's cup

>>74816855
*spot.

>>74816857
Kangz cup you mean

>>74816835
>Reminder no sudaca has been able to win the prestigious gold cup despite being considered elite footballing nations
CONCACAF STRONK

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>>74811657
Fucking stealth rare.

>people rating Chile
don't get me wrong, they proposed really good football during the Copas, but they played as underdog and won by penalty shootout in both finals. And that was against Argentina, a weaker team than Germany
Unless the krauts actually go with a B team and disappoint everyone with their game, this tournament is in the bag for them

>>74817275

>Argentina, a weaker team than Germany

marginally so? They could have easily won against them

>>74817290
Yeah, just like we could've won against them back in 2010, but really they play better football. They know what they're playing, meanwhile Argentina is a team of stars basically improvising as they go

Portugal on draws and memes
>russia will probably make it to semis only even with refball
>chile is running out of gas, I mean fucking vargas is in liga memex
>germoney is sending a b team
>osorio's meme tictacs will probably get >us only into semis if refball fails to save russia
>implying cameroon, nz or straya will win

>>74817158
wat
I thought that was Netherlands

>>74817275
Nah, in the second cup they were already shitty m8. They're nothing without Sampaoli, unfortunately. I really rated Chilel back then.

>struggle in the group stage
>wins against mexico in easy mode
>refereer blows up the final sending off two players when argentina was about to wreck chilel
>wins by penaltys cuz they couldnt do shit

mexico will probably win, they are the friendly world champions

>>74808437
>2) Russia
>3) Mexico
haha

it will be good if we will at least 2 point ahead of fuking kiwis
our team is diseaster right now, they are not bad players, but they play horrible.

>>74811062
>CHI

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>>74807108
The African Champion.

>>74817550
We play like 30 minutes with 10 men against a full powrhouse Argentina, what the fuck are you talking about.

>>74818304
Before that you were getting wrecked. Herber Roberto Lopes saved you, just face it.

Best matches for a meme final:
1. Simpsonsbowl: Portugal vs Mexico
2. PU70bowl: Mex7c0 vs Chile
3. /rug/bowl: Australia vs Poo Peeland (literally on pooicide watch)

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>>74818400
>Herber Roberto Lopes saved you, just face it
brazilians are literally chimps

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>>74821048
Not the first the a team plays better with a player sent off desu. He was helping your team (after a little he sent a argie off for no reason, it was a normal yellow fault). Don't be that rude, chilel.

>>74821162
dont blame the ref la. Argentina missed all those chances because their team is full of chokers

>>74821406
True.

>>74818400
I agree with Chile getting REKT at the first 10 minutes, but Argies didn't score. Also, are you trying to say that HL tried to save chilel expelling 1 of its players?

People dont realize that this is probably the only time in our lifetimes that Chile is going to play the confederations. We are going full force into the tournament.

>>74807108
WE

>>74817158
fuck...

>>74807153
Australia is no longer with OFC, but instead, it plays in the federation up north

>implying the Roos won't win causing a /sp/ melt down never before witnessed

>>74818400
>Herber Roberto Lopes saved you
>he literally red carded one of our more crucial midfielders at 28 minute mark

kek, what the fuck are you talking about.

I just hope if mexico ever play vs russia there's some good hooligan action and we kick their slav arses lads.

We are shitposting all the way to glory