>yfw the /good guys/ win
why are buyern good again?
>>74804938
they had a jewish president once
>>74804925
not so fast
>>74804961
Could I get a quick rundown on this guy?
>>74805010
used to be unexposable but has been found out recently
>>74804925
reminder that this was the best and most entertaining CL final in recent years
>>74804925
What part of Leicester or Monaco you from?
>>74805010
Quick rundown on him:
>UEFA bow to the Zidanes
>in contact with referees
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control UEFA with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first rigs in the Champions League (Real Madrid will be the Champions)
>keep Atletico Madrid off the Champions League
>keep Simeone under wraps
>hold back Catalan independence
>own basically every Algerian editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Zidane's Babies
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He is Zinedine Zidane
>You likely have Zidane's hair genes inside you right now
>Zidane is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to Florentino Perez
>He learned fluent Italian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Zidane
>He is 43 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, He is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Zidanes will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>>74804925
>Good guys
>>74805082
Thanks lad
>>74805082
top kek
>>74805082
What is Evangelion
>>74805047
But that was the one with Chelsea, not this one.
>germans
>good guys
>EVER
>mfw
>jews
>good
>>74804925
>buyern are the good guys