/NFL/ General: AHAHAHAHZHA edition

Why was it deleted?

What in the god damn fuck happened to muh /nfl/ general

>>74799334
Jews.

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wat happen

In honor of that colossal fuckery
>mods


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

>>74799326
Other thread was at 499 posts

Of course, it was a dirty Mexican who took Brady's jersey.

Alright back to where we were, the colts are gonna draft something stupid and continue to be 8-8

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What's happening

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>>74799440
deserved

>>74799440
Don't get my thread deleted please

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>>74799440

>shorten overtime
Why when the rules make it so that it will be over most likely by the 2nd posession if not first?

>>74799455
https://youtu.be/_tSqdP8LRW0

/nba/ here our thread got deleted too, some black magic going on

>>74799493
More like Black Mamba

>NE:Deal between Butler, Saints 'mostly in place'

Really?

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>>74799490
looks pretty fun

>>74799597
It's such a Mickey Loomis thing to do

Remember Justin Blackmon?

>>74799927
>trap calling others degenerate
really makes you think

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>>74793417
First of all... go Fuck your mother.

Secondly, I don't give a dog fart if he was "a jet for life cunT' that team has shit ownership, shit coaches & shit players. Revis gets up for big games & thaey are cum farts.

Revis can make the Charles Woodson move.

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This is an unbelievable story on the hernandez trial

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fractured-friendship-of-aaron-hernandez-and-a-gangster-played-out-in-bone-chilling-court-scene-012208774.html

>>74799871
he was a standout fuckup in a league full of them, special talent that one

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how do you feel about the tampa bay buccaneers and their young offense led by young studs jameis winston, mike evans, ali marpet, and christian mccaffrey

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>>74800366
>christian mccaffrey

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>>74800300

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>>74800366
go get dalvin cook, nigga

>>74800366
BB just signed a rich man's mccaffrey for relative peanuts.

You can luck out with decent enough scouting on a an UDFA with that position.

THE FUCK?

>>74800366
Mccaffrey will be a top 3 slot receiver his first year in the league, cap this

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>>74800383
>>74800402
please explain these posts

>>74800411
are you comparing cooks to mccaffrey

i don't follow the patriots closely so i don't know who else they've signed recently

Check out his playlist, some good games in it

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>>74800448
pats signed rex burkhead

>>74800383
>>74800402
>doubting power of the white rb meme

>>74800416
probably true, because he'll slide to the broncos who will want to utilize him at that position.

>inb4 a bunch of weak bantz
I live in Denver faggots. McCaffery is the popular pick here and he actually fits the system since he wouldn't be counted on to take 35 hand offs a game. Its running by committee here so that pressure wouldnt be too bad, but slot receiver/special teams return man is something the broncos actually need.

He could just play special teams and catch a few balls a game and people will be happy with that.

>the city of me

https://youtu.be/_tSqdP8LRW0

>>74800448
It isn't that he is white, the legacy shit looms more & Ed was a beast.

It's just that it's an undervalued position in a defense heavy draft.

Let you pass on the number of impressive corners in this first round.

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>>74800473
my dad works for NFL, he's gonna be an eagle

>>74800411

Honkey, you dumb.

>>74800474
>Using a 1st round pick for that

Please do so then stupid Broncucks

>>74800482
Not to mention the pass rushers.

It's a great draft, offensively no.

>being a first round pick means instantly going to a shit team
why dont college players strategically do bad
>too smart to be good

>>74800482
wouldn't a defense heavy draft make it more reasonable to favor defense in later rounds, where great players are still available, while using the first round to supplement your offense before the shallow pool of offensive talent gets exhausted

>>74800557
I shit panned the college game for reasons & even I know this.

Casual sign up class starts with Fournette.

>>74800277

he's finished you dumb cunt. He's not suddenly going to "turn it on" from leaving the jets.

He's lost his speed and his head has reached wes welker levels of concussed.

It's amazing to me how stupid patriot fans are.

I bet you thought Randy Moss and Vince Wilfork still were in their prime when the patriots dumped them off.

>>74800580
Those corners are going to go quick. It's a passing game.

The depth of the pass rushers will slip, but for reasons.

>>74800559
because every team *typically* gets a first round pick, and sometimes the worst teams trade down and accumulate more late-round picks

>>74800559
if you're really such a good player then you should help make a bad team good.

>>74800608
who is your top rated corner, and where do you see him being taken

>>74800593
BB will turn it on... & you will claim him a Brady baby.

:KJGFIYRSEXHTJFCHGVB


Most likely Revis will be subsidized & BB will make McCourty make magic new.

>>74800639
marshon lattimore will probably go in the top 10, jets/titans being most likely imo.

>>74800644
I'm drunk at this point: Losing Butler really hurts.

It does.

>>74800559
Rookie contract salaries are tied to pick position

NFC East
1. Eli Manning 64% 33 TDs 17 INTs 4,300 yards
2. Carson Wentz 63% 27 TDs 12 INTs 4,000 yards
3. Kirk Cousins 65% 27 TDs 13 INTs 4,100 yards
4. Dak Prescott 64% 22 TDs 8 INTs 3,900 yards

NFC North
1. Aaron Rodgers 66% 39 TDs 7 INTs 4,500 yards
2. Matt Stafford 63% 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,200 yards
3. Mike Glennon 60% 21 TDs 17 INTs 3,400 yards
4. Sam Bradford 65% 22 TDs 10 INTs 3,800 yards

NFC South
1. Drew Brees 67% 36 TDs 15 INTs 4,900 yards
2. Matt Ryan 65% 30 TDs 13 INTs 4,500 yards
3. Jameis Winston 61% 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,300 yards
4. Cam Newton 60% 24 TDs 11 INTs 3,600 yards

NFC West
1. Russell Wilson 64% 27 TDs 12 INTs 4,100 yards
2. Carson Palmer 63% 25 TDs 14 INTs 4,200 yards
3. Jared Goff 60% 23 TDs 18 INTs 3,700 yards

AFC East
1. Tom Brady 65% 37 TDs 7 INTs 4,500 yards
2. Ryan Tannehill 63% 25 TDs 13 INTs 4,000 yards
3. Tyrod Taylor 61% 21 TDs 10 INts 3,400 yards

AFC North
1. Ben Roethlisberger 63% 33 TDs 17 INTs 4,200 yards
2. Andy Dalton 63% 26 TDs 11 INTs 4,000 yards
3. Joe Flacco 59% 23 TDs 16 INTs 3,700 yards

AFC South
1. Andrew Luck 63% 37 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards
2. Marcus Mariota 66% 27 TDs 10 INTs 4,000 yards
3. Blake Bortles 60% 28 TDs 15 INTs 4,000 yards

AFC West
1. Phillip Rivers 64% 32 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
2. Derek Carr 65% 33 TDs 10 INTs 4,200 yards
3. Alex Smith 64% 24 TDs 7 INTs 3,700 yards
4. Trevor Simian 60% 24 TDs 15 INTs 3,800 yards

>>74800528
its an offensively shallow draft and defense heavy draft. Yet the broncos don't really need much defense. Even their young guys step in and play pretty well because of dat mentoring.

>stupid
>he fits team needs nearly perfectly
>he's popular with the city which equals merchandise sales
eh ok. teams draft for needs, not based on shitposter opinions.

>>74800644
signing him would give cap relief to the jets.

I dont know why pats would help them out just to get an over the hill defensive back in a draft deep on defensive backs.

Revis, Mangold, and Clady all remain unsigned because their bodies are done.

>>74800639
I like Sidney.

None of these guy will go till the early mid first.

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Stop saying Tom Brady is better than me

>>74800673
Uhhhhh, no sweetie

>>74800772
I like Sidney because I casually scouted his ass to the Pats at #32. Well before Brady fived & l lost my Butler.

This was to be a Logan Ryan replacement.

>>74800772
>>74800804
>achilles tear
dude isn't getting drafted till the 4th, get real

>>74800791
but you said tom brady was better than you

>>74800832
Good then. Keep Butler on the tender & bring in the talent.

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>>74800791
first time i made the connection

>>74800856
ON A FUCKING PRO DAY?


That's horrible.

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>implying he isn't the goat

>>74800895
yeah hes the goat

I just want him to retire though. His fans are insufferable bandwagoners and don't want to see him lose his mystique by sucking in old age.

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>>74801038
Imagine him getting six?

>>74801080
I didn't feel anything when he got five, he was already the goat to me after slaying the seahawks.

Only purpose of enhancing his resume at this point is to make it harder for any future Goat contenders to compare, which might not happen.

>>74801080
The Red Sox pitching staff looks like ass now, if that makes you feel any better.

>>74801135
GOAT of GOATS

FA:Report: Cutler was scheduled to visit Jets
fucking finally. been waiting for this to happen.

>>74801482
they just signed mccown, idiot

>>74800673
>bradford

>>74801489
oh yeah and the titanic just got a dozen life vests and a few safety preservers.
guess they are all good to go for the season right?

fuck you

>>74801772
they're a tanking, rebuilding team. my god are you this thick?

they're not going to pay cutler more money to go 4-12 with their dumpster fire roster when mccown can do the same for less.

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320 Days until the Seahawks win Super Bowl LII.

>>74800636
this

>>74801800
Yeah, maybe if Bolles falls to 26 and LoB stays completely healthy. But those are two big ifs.

>>74801815
Seahawks will probably draft a cornerback at 26.

>>74801818
only if sherman gets traded

>>74801818
I know that, but they aren't getting past the divisional without a left tackle, which there are only two worth taking in the draft.

>>74801800
Stop losing to teams with semi-decent pass rush like the Rams or Bucs and you might do something.

>>74800673
Stafford hasn't thrown more than 13 interceptions since 2014. He just got a huge improvement at offensive line. I don't see 14 interceptions unless some real injuries happen.

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>>74799871
>>74799927
>>74800303

>>74800895
this. I fucking cant stand brady. he's a liar and a cheat pretty boy scumbag.
but he really is the best ever or at least top 3.
I think Montana was more athletic and better QB but Brady just willed himself into the HOF.

>>74800636
A good player can't magically make the other players play well and they can't fix atrocious coaching.

>>74801831
Cute

>>74799802
This. Any other team would already fire that dumbass.

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>>74801831
the tampa bay buccaneers are a top ten team and you will regret that dismissal

>>74800673
wow this is terrible

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>>74800673

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>>74802106
>the only man to lead a 15 win team to a one and done
>cried Brett Favre made fun of him in the locker room
>run out of the play offs twice by Kaepernick
>throws 2 INTs and loses after being gifted 5 turn overs by his defense against Seattle
>needed a hail mary play to beat the former 0-16 Detroit Lions
>btfo by Matty "blow a 25 point lead" Ice
>zero SB appearances since 2011

is he finished?

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>>74801800
double kek

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>>74802118

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>>74802118
>>run out of the play offs twice by Kaepernick
this will never not be funny

>>74802138
Only people who are perhaps frustrated with Rodgers are Packers fans.

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>>74802118
viqueer btfo

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>>74802148

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in terms of equity, let's post their meme play too

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>>74802147

Brady is the greatest.


Messi?

Sexy sexy Ronaldo?


>Spics
>White aryan male.

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>>74802159

>>74802159
>all that holding and illegal blocking on that webm
Not a Loinfag but damn

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>>74802166

>>74802166
blocking and holding happen on literally every single NFL play. are you this retarded?

>>74802159
LMAO that ball almost hit the jumbo tron

>>74802176
(You)

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>>74802178
nearly
>>74802179
blocking and holding happen on literally every single NFL play. are you this retarded?

>>74802182
He said illegal blocking not just blocking you troglodyte cheesenigger

>>74802189
>hurr holding isn't illegal
literally happens on every single NFL play. refs choose not to call it because it would make the NFL unwatchable

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>>74802182

>>74802176
>>74802179

I agree with the holding thing. It's like the NBA where Center and PF positions are usually fouled every single possession.

You can't call everything.

>>74802191
If refs are ignoring rule violations while calling others on such an arbitrary and routine basis then the NFL is already unwatchable.

Not him btw.

>>74802189
refs only call flagrant illegal blocking/holding even for your shit team so yeah don't try to act all cool faggot

>>74802147
>Packers Coaches had to be sent to colleges after that game to learn how to stop the read option

kek

>>74802200
exactly. about 4 different giants hold on the tyree catch. you really think they were gonna call that one back? you really think they were going to call rodgers' hail mary back? if a play goes on for more than about 5 seconds, someone is holding.
>>74802205
it's not arbitrary at all. they call only the most egregious, obvious violations because if they called every ticky-tacky holding call the game would be a fucking nightmare.

>>74802206
>>74802200
>>74802191
>triggered unemployed Pollack cohort

>>74802216

???

Didn't cowcucks tell /sp/ that Houston would trade JJ Watt for Romo?

>>74802223
>listening to Tiki
you're better than that

>>74802212
That play had at least one egregious and obvious hold and two obvious blocks in the back, one of which was extremely egregious because it occurred when a defender had his hands on Rodgers.

>>74802225

People actually wrote articles about it

>Acting like tiki can actually think for himself
you're better than that

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GIT 'R DONE

>>74802286

Toxins should take Malik McDowell if he is still available at their pick.

>>74802296
>#25
he's not getting past the raiders and lions. he might not even get past the redskins

>>74802301

That's what I thought, but he's falling low on a lot of these mocks. Now mocks are typically garbage but its getting close enough to the draft that shit will start leaking

>>74802191
It's like Packer fans almost know Bakhtiari isn't any good, he just gets away with more than anyone else because #12 is behind him.

>>74802433
You are a pretty bastard.


Thad said. I enjoyed yor post


Your mother sends you money, ya'?

>>74802433
Say you & I have a fun time together?

>there are "people" who think Revis would make a good safety
Holding such s shit opinion is a great way to prove you know nothing about football.

Who would the patriots pick up with pick 11? (If they get it out of butler/saints)

>>74802987
Why are the Saints helping the Patriots so much?

>>74803020
they're not

So many theories on why the Pats would pay Gilmore $13 mil a year with $40 mil guaranteed and not pay Butler a fraction of that, what does Belichick see in Gilmore that he doesn't see in Butler.

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>Migos from Atlanta
>Hang out with Brady
Cucklanta

>>74803139
Well Butler isn't a UFA, so there's absolutely no reason to pay him like one. They reportedly offered him 7 mill a year when he was still 2 years from free agency, and that's not peanuts.

>>74802311
DO NOT draft McDowell

>>74803153
It's peanuts compared to what other star CBs are making

>>74803139
Probably higher ceiling, 6'1", 190lbs corners that run a sub 4.4s 40 and excel in press man coverage have sky high potential.

>>74803158
Butler is a restricted free agent, his value isn't equal to what other corners are making but what other teams are willing to pay him. And that's much less than other top corners because his potential suitors would have to give up a 1st round pick in order to get him.

So his approximate value is what other top corners make minus how much they value their 1st rounder

As a cowboys fan, nothing has made me happier than seeing Dwight Clark get ALS

>>74803383
that is truly shocking. you've shocked us all.

is garoppolo the GOAT backup?

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Eagles can make the playoffs!

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>>74803397
one can hope

>>74803397
Yes they CAN...


NOT!!

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>>74803423
>>74803430
We're gonna make the wild card!

>>74802910
If Tramon Williams looked better at safety than he did at corner last year I'm fairly confident anything is possible with Revis

>>74802987
Probably a defensive lineman or linebacker

>>74803139
Gilmore is faster, taller, and has elite quickness.

>>74803548
Tramon Williams is a completely different type of corner

Have the Lions made any moves yet bros?

>>74803607
signed a couple of o-linemen

If luck was completely reversed last year, this is how the standings would've looked(wins and losses decided by 7 or less points)

Eagles 12-4
Cowboys 8-8
Giants 7-9
Redskins 6-9-1

NFC North

Vikings 10-6
Packers 9-7
Bears 8-8
Lions 6-10

NFC South

Falcons 11-5
Panthers 10-6
Saints 10-6
Buccaneers 7-9

(Panthers ahead of Saints on common games tie-breaker.)

NFC West

Cardinals 10-5-1
Seahawks 8-7-1
49ers 6-10
Rams 5-11

AFC East

Patriots 12-4
Bills 11-5
Jets 6-10
Dolphins 4-12

AFC North

Bengals 10-5-1
Steelers 9-7
Ravens 7-9
Browns 5-11

AFC South

Jaguars 9-7
Colts 7-9
Titans 6-10
Texans 3-13

AFC West

Chargers 12-4
Broncos 10-6
Chiefs 9-7
Raiders 5-11

1. Patriots
2. Chargers
3. Bengals
4. Jaguars
5. Bills
6. Broncos

NFC

1. Eagles
2. Falcons
3. Cardinals
4. Vikings
5. Panthers
6. Saints

By this, it looks like the Falcons and Patriots are legit either way, but the cowboys are flukey

>>74803814
winning close games isn't luck, it's good situational football and experience.

>>74803831
A lot of it is luck. Same with turnover differential.

>>74803831
>>74803859
Though I will say pure 1 score games doesn't tell the whole story. In the case of the Jaguars, there were more than a few games that only ended one score because of garbage time defense. While in the case of the Eagles, they lost many of their one score games on the last drive, and they were close games throughout

>>74803859
yeah it's luck that the patriots have a great turnover differential every season

>>74803887
Meanwhile 25+ teams fluctuate violently

>>74803870
eagles lost their first game due to a fumble on what would have been the game-sealing drive, and lost the ravens game on the final play of the entire game. reverse those two alone and they make the playoffs.

>>74803914
>reverse those two alone and they make the playoffs.
but whos to say that in this alternate universe that you made up in your head that the fumble wouldn't be replaced by something else, say an interception?

>>74803940
that's retarded though. obviously an infinite number of things could have happened, i literally just said "reverse those two alone", which most non-autistic people would take at its face value.

>if a team had not lost, they would have won

Is this true?

>>74803957
dont get asshurt at me because your team is garbage m8. theres a reason the giggles havent made the playoffs in years and bad luck isnt one of them

>>74803965
>>74803965
They can tie too.

>>74803965
no. they could tie.

>>74803984
why are you so butthurt lol? people without this weird grudge at a 7-9 team wouldn't have gotten this pissy. it is a literal statement of fact that if ryan mathews doesn't fumble on that drive, the eagles run out the clock and almost certainly win. same for the ravens game, where if the final play succeeded instead of failing, they win as time expires.

>>74803987
>>74803994

Why do you Yuropeans love your ties so much

>>74803984
Yes, it has been multiple years. 3 Seasons, in fact! The Eagles went 7-9 despite having FIVE right tackles start games, the worst WR corps in football, an unstable running game, the first 12 games of a Zach Ertz season, mediocre and below corner play, and a rookie QB/Coach running the team.

I'd like to think that the future is looking brigher, espcially now that we have pass catchers who can

>Catch passes
>do things that aren't clog up the middle of the field

Though I will always wonder what our 3TE game would've been like if we utilized it

>>74804012
>if ryan mathews doesn't fumble on that drive, the eagles run out the clock and almost certainly win
it would be more likely that went would throw an int. you can argue that they were better than their record all you want its not gonna change the history or the box score

>>74804030
homerism was a mistake

people always assume the games they lost were because of "bad luck" but all the games they won were by skill alone.

>>74804030
>it would be more likely that went would throw an int
>even though the ryan mathews run would have just resulted in a 4th down and detroit was out of timeouts
if you didn't watch the game, you can just say so you know. i won't make fun of you for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

>>74804053
and you can keep crying over spilt milk while i keep laughing at the giggles zero super bowl wins

>>74804067
now you're just embarrassing yourself m8

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>>74804067

>>74804053
Not that guy, but I'm constantly confused and very new to the sport. What do I do besides lurk these threads to know more about football?

>>74804243
watch full games on youtube, the NFL has a bunch on their channel. also play madden. regardless of its merits as a game, it's a pretty informative tool for someone who has never played or watched the game.

if you have specific questions, you can ask them here.

>>74800791
stop doing coke

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Anyone else /jest/ here?

Who was the best coverage LB this year?

>>74804562
Kuechly or Hicks

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>>74804562
I don't know if he's the best, but he was pretty darn good

>>74800673
If Bryant plays all season (big if for the weed junkie), roethlisberger throws for 4500+. Steelers will learn from the past season not to run bell so much, at least I hope they do.

>>74803814
You are retarded, don't know what you're talking about, and need to kill yourself instead of spouting ill-informed bile in a place where impressionable idiots might not detect that you're full of shit.

What's up with this lions are gonna finish last in the division meme? We've only gotten better

we're way better than the Viqueens

>>74804587
t. Texans Fan

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>>74804579

>>74804666
think I saw that QBs had a ~50 qb rating throwing at him

is Jordan Hicks elite?

>>74803814
>all the nailbiter raider wins

Fuck, man it was good tv but it fucking killed me.

We need more freakishly tall receivers. More Harold Carmichael's and Plaxico Burress's I'm tired of manlets like Brandin Cooks and Julian edelman. We need more tall, flashy, outside threats. More Alshon Jeffrey's, more Steve Smith Sr.'s

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>>74804679
>>74804666
What the heck. I knew he was really good, but not this good

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>>74804679
>>74804715

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>>74801800
THAT was a catch?

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>>74804679
>>74804715
also i've been calling him elite since 2015. would have won DROTY if not for his injury

>>74804746
He's growing into my favorite player

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>>74804704

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>>74804746
>Browns have a more recent championship than the eagles

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>>74804757
he's already a top 3 player on the defense. it's like having jeremiah trotter but better in coverage, and only 24 years old.

>>74804807
That organization is in Baltimore.

>>74804807
delet this

>>74804733
It's because it went over the goal line.

If not it wouldn't be a catch. It's dumb, I know.

>The former 2nd round pick out of Notre Dame has signed a two-year contract with the New Orleans Saints this morning.

Hope you enjoy Te'o, Nawlins.

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>wake up in the morning
>not a bucs fan
>no qt bucs gf with her leg draped around my waist and her hand on my crotch
>no happy bucs doggo races in with hits tail wagging
>no qt bucs daughter chasing the doggo and seeing her loving mummy and daddy

why would anyone do this???

why even live???

>>74805040
You're right. Kys.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fractured-friendship-of-aaron-hernandez-and-a-gangster-played-out-in-bone-chilling-court-scene-012208774.html

wew lad

>>74805040
i agree. kys.

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Literally who is Josh McCown

>>74805040
couldn't agree more. kys.

>>74805092
the GOAT

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>>74801135
>slaying a terribly injured legion of boom
although the falcons slaying was fantastic to see desu

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>>74802130
>that baby boomer show
when did imgur all of a sudden become interested in the nfl?

>>74804824
Nah, it isn't, Cleveland sued and won the rights to the name, history, logo, etc

>>74805126
honest question, does anyone believe that superbowl was genuine and not scripted?

It was too perfect in every way, had what 4 or 5 different "miracle" or "historic" headlines for the media to discuss all off season? executed that way for ratings since the NFL was fading a bit the last two years.
I don't blame them for doing it, and it was an entertaining game. But it was basically just watching Hulk Hogan fight Andre the Giant in terms of what kind of entertainment it was.

anyway, lets have a poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12578284

>>74805092

The guy who got the Bucs the first overall pick the year they drafted Jamies.

Mitch Tribusky is a bust name desu

>>74805323
thats the plan

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>>74805241
>not scripted
how so? roger goddell has a dislike for the patriots, especially belichick and brady so why would he script it for them to win?

>>74805351
excuse me but its Mitchell Tribusky

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>>74805463

what's funny

>>74805471
mccown is a bad qb and the jets are a joke

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>>74805471
>>74805477
$1.5 mil bonus if he get's them to the 'owl plus $1.5 mil more if they win

>>74805484
i dont think burrs fans are in any position to laugh
>the human golf club is your starting QB

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>>74805496
it's a rebuilding decade

>>74805360
ratings above all else
the NFL was on a two year slide.
Now they can hype "the greatest ever qb/coach" "a black guy set the individual points record!" "first ever overtime, how historic!" etc etc Just so many scripted in talking points to drive rating and media buzz.

you really believe EVERYTHING the Patriots needed to happen, just happened naturally?

>>74805567
>Now they can hype "the greatest ever qb/coach" "a black guy set the individual points record!" "first ever overtime, how historic!" etc etc Just so many scripted in talking points to drive rating and media buzz.
You could create some storylines to hype up from pretty much any Super Bowl match up between 2 contending teams.

>>74805484
its just an incentive

it's not like it harms the the jets to have it in his contract

Bears won less games than a dumpster fire jets team so they really dont have anything to brag about

>>74805614

That 2 mil playoff bonus would be pretty sweet

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>>74803814
Bengals wouldve won that R******s game too. Fucking Mike Nugent was awful

>Panthers believe Cam Newton's March 30 rotator cuff surgery will sideline him about four months.

*dabs one too many times*

>>74805584
not in the same way, this is perhaps the biggest headline generating owl that has been in last 20 years.

I get it Pats bandwagon has trouble accepting that maybe it was scripted and Brady didn't really lead a perfect comeback where everything went perfectly because hes perfect, but come on. You're deluding yourselves.

No neutral fan watched that game and thought it was genuine. It was NBA tier scripted.

It is World Downs Syndrome Day. Do any NFL players have downs syndrome?

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>>74805783
dabbin on em like the usual

>>74805798
That Negro from the Bengals

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>>74805567
>two year slide
>super bowl li was actually lower in views than super bowl 50
it's just like how people said super bowl 50 was scripted but the next year (last season) the panthers were way worse (a good redemption story if they lose sb 50 but won sb 51) or how people said super bowl 49 was scripted and paid despite the fact that the seahawks owner is one of the wealthiest men in the world and easily could've paid off essentially 3 more super bowls this decade. it sucks when a team that you favorite loses in the super bowl but to blame it on some conspiracy is really reaching.

>>74805798
no but you have autism

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top kek

>>74805798
>stocky build
>retard strength

could play runningback

>>74800300
Intense

>>74805821
What the fuck.

>>74805816
so you actually believe every little thing just happened to go perfectly because Brady is blessed by God or what?

Nobody thought The Broncos was winning was rigged except bootyblasted patsfags (you) that game was definitely boring enough to be genuine.

Sometimes Patsfags are so sealed off into their own delusional they project their safe space views on the entire world. As far as I know, no normal person watched that boring Broncos victory and thought "wow how scripted, the nfl wanted us to be bored!"
Thats just something your retarded circle said because they were mad about losing to the Broncos in AFC champ games (twice)

>>74805821
they are seeing how you answer the question, not what your answer is

>>74805845

I thought the broncos winning was rigged and I hate the pats

>>74805463
so this destroys the narrative that kapernick isnt being blacklisted because of is views right?

>>74805805
DAB

Magic with the brick, doin voodoo

>>74805845
>peyton mango riding off like le sheriff with a ring
>how could this be scripted???
not even a pats fan, but you should kill yourself.

>>74805845
>that game was definitely boring enough to be genuine.
"Peyton Manning rides off into the sunset with another Super Bowl"

"John Elway's GM ability gives a storybook ending just like his to another HoF quarterback"

"Denver wins the Super Bowl with one of the GOAT defenses"

"Panthers and their hotshit MVP choke away an unexpected 15-1 season"

Too many talking points for it to be genuine. Wake up, sheeple!

>>74805821
That's genius

Who is most likely to chimp out would rate 5 or more

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>>74805845
>go perfectly because Brady is blessed by God
You're talking about a guy who came back against arguably one of the best defenses of all time (seahawks). The atlanta falcons were a fairly rounded defense but they were inexperienced in a game as high staked as the super bowl. Brady and belichick knew to win the super bowl they'd have to pace themselves and sure enough the falcons were gassed by the end of the game. You're not placing any blame on the falcons when they clearly screwed up on the last quarter of the game (not running the ball and kicking a field goal which would've essentially iced the game or knowing brady's biggest strength is short yard passes) it's not all just brady, it was belichick and his coaching staff that did half the work as well coaching and preparing the patriots to be the most prepared especially when it came down to the last quarter.

>t. not even a pats fan

your excuses are as worse as one of the falcons players blaming lady gaga for them losing the super bowl

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Your 2017-18 NFL champions.

>>74805899
Good goy, root for "America's" Team!

>>74805881
He is being blacklisted because of his views but not because NFL owners are a bunch of racist meanies but because he's not a good quarterback and no one wants to put up with his media circus.

If Aaron Rodgers was black and pulled this shit he'd still have ~30 suitors the moment he hits free agency

>>74805899
adding gimmicky names is autism redefined

>>74805914
this, he's a slightly better tebow. he may play better than a mccown or a glennon, maybe not, but no one wants to deal with a guy who is despised massive part of the NFL's fanbase, the southern uber-patriotic types. kap just isn't good enough to make dealing with his stigma worth it.

>>74805929
Big Ben would like a word with you

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>>74805899
>thinking they'll win against eli and the ben mcadoo giant's

>>74805241
>scripted
yeah, i mean it was obviously fake

how many times do you think they rehearsed that circus catch with kearse???

>>74805940
>thinking Eli is imposing and in anyway intimidating to anyone in the NFL

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>>74805983
>swept by the supposedly unintimidating eli manning
also tom brady would like a word with you as well f a m

>>74799455
>you now remember Wentz locking himself in a gas station bathroom

Hes just so damn endearing

>>74806016
>giants averaging 15 points a game in those matchup
>cowboys averaging 13 points a game
seems to me like the defense deserves infinitely more credit than autismo manning

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>>74805899

>>74806029
seems to me that you need to put a shotgun in your mouth and shoot it you fat fuck

>>74806016
>defense babby

>implying anyone is scared of Eli

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>>74806044
What did he mean by this?

>>74805938
He's going to explain how good nicknames work?

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>>74806029
and the dallas oline deserves infinitely more credit to the gay rookie duo's performance but cowfags are always in denial. and it still doesn't change the fact that eli swept you and would've done so in the playoffs as well

>>74806016
jesus christ did they beat any teams that were good at the time that they played?
>packers in the middle of losing streak
>steelers when they were 4-4
>lost to giants TWICE
top schedule babbies lmao

>>74806048
kek, dumb jew yorker triggered as fuck. enjoy eli's 20 picks this year while your defense struggles to keep his ass in playoff contention.

>>74806066
That's corny as fuck bro

>>74806069
6 years without a playoff win and you're posting this to defend Eli?

Top kek.

>>74806069
the cowboys arent "Da L" for nothing

>>74806079
Corny and bad are not the same

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>>74806079
>simplistic
>memorable
>reference to a real thing
>includes players name
>ben is actually big

how is it bad at all? ben is a fat rapey fuck but "big ben" is a fantastic nickname.

>>74806100
Corny and good are not the same

>>74806071
>new yorker
>dumb
LMAO said the inbred texas hick

listen you little shit, your world is nothing with people like me

without people like me, the sorts of people that collect and ferment in places like NY, there is no internet

there are no phones

there are no computers

there is no modern science and technology

think about that the next time your fat ass gets riled into saying some dumb shit like that

fucking bitch i take shits smarter than you

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>>74806093
>over 20 years without a super bowl win
has dak or zeke beat tom brady yet? didn't think so

>>74806111
I agree. Big Ben is corny in the good way though.

>>74806102
>reference to a non american iconic structure
>so simplistic it's straight up dumb
>memorable because it's so corny you can't forget it

Imagine if Cam Newton was called Big Black, or BBC, big black Cam.

>>74806120
l m a o

you're probably the maddest guy i've ever seen. don't give yourself a heart attack, you greasy fuck.

also "ferment"? are you fucking retarded?

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>>74803397
Amen
Wentz is the new face of the NFL

>>74806132
literally none of those are comparable, and all of them are racist.

ben is a tall guy, and there is a structure that most people are familiar with that's called big ben. why are you being autistic about this?

>>74806122
You're really bragging about something that happened years ago, was fluky as fuck, and obsess over it because you got to 1up Tom Brady even tho he's way more successful and a greater QB than Eli or even his brother will ever be?

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>>74806154
*throws game losing pick*

>>74806132
how about Kang Newton

>>74806141
wow you still don't get it

well that's it

reply to me again and i'll have your ass wiresharked and nmaped in moments bitch

you'll be compromised with a backdoor in your pc before you've begun to grasp all that that entails

>>74799334
raiderniggers

>>74806177
Didn't that happen in one game?

Haha Cam having surgery on his throwing shoulder haha FAGGOT

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>>74806178
actually, "Fig Newton" would be a pretty funny nickname for Cam

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>>74806166
>1up
Make that 2up famalam. also it happened more recently than the cowboys actually won a super bowl. dak and zeke were beaten by a gay quarterback leading cowfags to deny they'll always be one and done. enjoy your 8-8 next year

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>>74806207
>not nig newton

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>>74806225
fig is slang for gay

Saints win the NFC South by going 9-7. All the other teams have losing records

Eagles will make the wildcard!
Cowboys will miss the playoffs!

>>74806247
Youd know

>>74806225
that's racist

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>>74806259
2bh i could honestly see the saints taking the division if atlanta has an owl hangover. they have made some decent defensive signings for once, and if they only have to give up the 32nd pick for butler they can spend the 11th on an impact guy like derek barnett.

the offense will be good no matter what ofc. would be nice to see one last brees run in the playoffs

Cooper Rush is the next Tom Brady

>>74806281
>i could honestly see the saints taking the division
because you're retarded
>the offense will be good no matter what ofc
see -- you're retarded

dumb tranny

>>74806318
great argument, little guy.