Race this weekend
Don't fucking use this thread, fucking Hue monkey fucked it
1. paul diresta
2. nick heidfield
3. pastor maldonado
just want to make this statement in this thread:
lmfao at everyone who replied to my comment bragging about how they were shaving when they were 16
Congratulations on being part of the 99%
Is it true Henno is kill?
>>74799168
How does it feel being part of the 1% then?
>>74799170
Yes my man
Because the fevela monkey can't copy and paste
Countdown to Melbourne:
>whenisf1on.com
Off Season Steam:
>rabb.it/spf1general
/f1/ FantasyGP.com League
>Passcode: 9637387
>making a quick terrible thread because you so desperately need to be OP
>>74799191
>>OP matters!!
It does you fucking moron.
How are people going to sign up for FantasyF1 without the info?
How are people going to know the off season stream exists?
Do you want a thread filled with questions about how long to go?
That's the fucking point of the OP having info in it.
But you care more about "hurr hurr I made the thread I am important" instead of making a good thread.
>then to make matters worse, we have to deal with this low effort mod who refuses to let us use any thread that wasn't "hurr hurr first"
Please take a moment to complete my survey on monkeys
https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
>>74799132
These sidepods are the new DDD btw. Its the reason Ferrari is fast, every team will be copying it at some time.
And favela monkey wonders why he's the most disliked poster on this board.
>>74799278
Makes me so sad
>>74799253
>fantasyF1
kys
>>74799221
>fevela
>>74799345
>defending your retarded nephews
>>74799345
>Caring enough about the type of slum they live in to spell it correctly
kek
>>74799363
>nephews
>we live like 8000 km apart
>>74799421
>you can't be related if you don't live near eachother
>Spanish logic
>>74799421
Portugal is your brother
Portugal's modern day ancestors live in Brazil
Brazil is retarded
Therefore Brazil is your retarded nephew
What's so hard to grasp?
Impossible to have a decent thread with australia and mini-australia shitposting all over the place.
geoblock when?
If we ski have to use this thread can we please try and get through it quickly before the weekend starts?
Where is webm poster when you need him?
>>74799471
>"everyone please ignore the Spaniard and pay attention to me again"
>>74799472
Have a gif instead.
>>74799345
>>74799471
>og spics and monkey spics stickng up for each other
pottery
>>74799497
>>74799488
please love me a little less, I can handle all that
F1 talk now ok?
How does Brazil know so much about man on man love?
Is he homophobia or a homosexual himself. Something just seems a little off if you get what I mean.
pls aids me with my investigation x
>all this autistic obsession
I'm starting to believe someone is using proxy.
>>74799616
Are you a proxy?
https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
>>74799616
it's just that F1 is a celebration of anglo dominance over the world, your kind don't really contribute a whole lot on the grand scheme of things
>inb4 le crash to win a title man
>implying you wouldn't destroy her anus
>>74799648
>implying I wouldn't rather have her destroy mine
off to a great start lads
>>74799648
I would stick my dick in her anus if you know what I mean
>>74799627
No, just a lurker, but every time I see this general it becomes worse.
And by proxy I mean LITERAL false flagging.
>>74799673
Hmmm this adds to the homosexual theory
>>74799648
Consider that in that photo she is wearing full makeup that is supposedly maing her look as beautiful as she can be. Just imagine how she really looks like in everyday life.
>>74799714
The problem is that this thread shouldn't exist in the off-season or outside race weekends.
>>74799845
The thread was doing fine for most of the off season.
Shitty thread.
Doesn't list current events for people just getting to thread.
Doesn't contain pretentious information.
We're /f1/ we don't do artistic HueHue we do effecient.
>>74799913
Pertinent information. Fackin autocorrect
>>74799845
Also if you belive it doesn't belong...
WHY THE FUCK K MAKE IT YOURSELF?
(Assuming your OP of this half asset attempt)
>>74799845
well take your opinion and fuck off until it's the weekend.
>>74799913
>>74799932
Excellent post
>>74799145
Do not reply to hue monkey's posts
>>74799903
It was shit.
The last good off season thread was in 2014 because it didnt exist.
>>74800302
No, the off season was fine since only autists stuck around, when faggots like you turned up around testing or afterwards, the quality hit a massive dive.
>>74800378
You now remember comfy rabbit stream until the redditors and trolls turned up
>>74800378
The off-season threads were fine until some attention whoring australian started this whole henno shit.
>>74800407
The Henno shit baited out the cance,r the actual act itself was fine, but then it became a self consuming mess.
>>74800407
Notice how it's only posters from third world countries who are salty about Daryl being exposed?
>>74800424
Agree for the most part with your comment. Hope this whole inane drama vanishes once the racing starts. It's pretty annoying.
>>74800407
It was even fine during the threads that blew up when that happened. When posters came (assuming from reddit or they jut lurked until it calmed down) with a vendetta against DoxBro is when it went to shit
>>74800480
Thats why off season threads are shit, its just turbonerds making a big deal of internet drama.
When the season starts the thread will be completely different thankfully, just like every year.
Also, time to ruin the thread, one last time:
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/60gh1g/elephant_in_the_room_now_that_who_shall_not_be/
>>74800560
t. The literal guy causing the turbonerd drama every fucking thread at every chance
>>74799267
side pods are homologated as part of the chassies. other teams will have to wait until next season to copy it.
>>74799648
>implying i have a choice
>>74800637
Not my fault if youre obsessed with me
>>74799132
good OP for once huezil
>>74800648
Ferrari wins then. If you loook from the front it just appears to be so much more effective.
Though mercedes has the tricky suspension solution to help with cooling.
Will Kblyat make it to the start this time?
>>74801136
I would think so
where the fuck are the streams and all the important info?
are they in hue monkey's asshole? Do I have to get aids to find them?
>>74801799
>are they in hue monkey's asshole?
Nah m8, he "has a folder of m3u links".
>>74801799
>are they in hue monkey's asshole? Do I have to get aids to find them?
Hmmmm another part of the "favela monkey = homosexual storing items in his arse" theory
>>74799666
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3c5WFRTrg
Why is he such a psycho?
gimme some qualy head-to-head predictions
HAM 11-8 BOT (1 mechanical failure)
RIC 12-6 VES (2 mechanical failures)
VET 11-7 RAI (2 mechanical failures)
PER 8-9 OCO (3 mechanical failures)
MAS 8-10 STR (2 mechanical failures)
VAN 9-5 ALO (6 mechanical failures)
SAI 12-5 KVY (3 mechanical failures)
HUL 10-5 PAL (5 mechanical failures)
GRO 9-9 MAG (2 mechanical failures)
WEH 11-5 ERI (4 mechanical failures)
>>74802192
He simply has a nice 1000-yard stare and possibly some autism. The real psycho's were Maldenado etc.
>>74802248
>PER 8-9 OCO
nigga wat
>>74802248
>VAN 9-5 ALO (6 mechanical failures)
Only 6?
>mfw still waiting
who do I bandwagon for maximum shitposting
>>74802323
plebstappen
>>74802323
EZ mode: Verstappen
Hard mode: $troll
For me it's Kimi Raikkonen
>>74802323
Amx
$troll
Hamilel
>>74802248
for quali only?
HAM 11-9
RIC 13-7
VET 10-10 (tiebreak: VET 1 pole, RAI 0)
PER 14-6
MAS 17-3
ALO 13-7
KVY 11-9
HUL 16-4
MAG 11-9
WEH 19-1
>>74802339
where the fuck is your comma
>>74802408
in schumacher
R E L E N T L E S S
A
C
E
R
>>74802341
Add in Vetlel if Ferrari didn't a shit
>>74802343
>HAM 11-9
Lewis is going to do better than that, Bottas is not that good at qualy
>MAS 17-3
Nope, Stroll is a qualybabby. Come mid season he will beat Massa consistently. Massa will destroy him on Sundays though.
>KVY 11-9
No idea why you might think Kvyat is going to beat Sainz.
>WEH 19-1
Nice meme
Time for some cunts to pad out the thread ahead of Friday?
Also lots of cheeky Redditors in the last thread it seems. Only finding out now about Henno fucking up & coming here to complain. Casuals & cheap lads desu
>F1 starting this weekend
Is it Ferrari's year?
>>74802544
Is it 2018 yet?
>>74802544
Well those dubs say otherwise lad
>>74802523
I remember being wasted af the night before that race and trying to have sex with a girl with the most cringeworthy pick up lines
>tfw ill as fuck right now
I can tell I'm gonna get better by Friday and then have to do all the work I've missed.
>>74802563
Were they F1 related pick up lines?
>>74802563
>>74802569
no
guitar related, which was a bad idea since it was a regular nightclub we were in
>tfw majority of races are real nigger hours
No good rugby games this weekend but I finally have my F1 races.
>>74802566
That sucks. Your in spring now right? Weird time to get sick. I have been a touch sick for the past week but have come right now.
>>74802578
October will be good
>>74802595
October time if the year is when we have a couple of public holidays as well from memory
Last year one or 2 fell fell on the Monday of the GP so I could get up make a tasty breakfast and watch the race live
>>74802255
i rate ocon
>>74802563
Does a "radio lemans" like thing exist for F1?
>>74802578
I picked it up from my brother.
Debating going into work. I can survive from one paracetamol dose to the next but outside of that I start shivering like mad.
>>74802647
BBC radio 5 covers F1
You'll need a proxy iirc
>>74802647
No as they sell radio rights.
But it's easy as piss to get a stream of BBC Radio 5 live which covers all the races. Ben Edwards (long standing Eurosports commentator) and Jack Nicholls (does Formula E) occasionally James Allen does it as well.
>>74802653
>>74802662
I can listen to bbc radio 5 without a proxy right now. Maybe it's different when live casting a sport.
Thanks for the recommendation
Don't make me say it.
>>74802724
Post yfw it's a BOT v RAI championship.
Alternatively Emilia v Minttu for the autists.
>>74802650
>Decide to go into work
>Moment I step out of the door it starts fucking hailing
>Get to station
>Train is cancelled because it hit an animal on the way in and broke a windscreen
I'm taking Friday off to enjoy practise. This is bullshit.
>>74802834
>Finland winning
Wrong timeline mate
>>74802834
bad thread.
>>74802883
this 2bh
Britske Visser is following me on Instagram
>>74802900
>women drivers
>>74802323
Go for Stroll. People are expecting him to fuck up so hard that overly praising every good thing he does, would be maximum shitposting.
Also, reddit loves him.
>>74802323
Hamilnigger
Amx
$tro££
>>74802905
>Also, reddit loves him.
I would never have guessed that.
>>74802900
I've been there, Fritz. She's just trying to gain more followers ;_; just notice her own subscriptions skyrocketing , then going back again within a few days/weeks.
>>74802554
Why did they stop at the end of the pit lane? Because the light was red? In which case why was the light red?
how can anyone not like vettel
>no bodyguard
>jetlagged but still signs all the autographs
>makes jokes with the fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDTbUYD9iBQ
>>74803015
Antti Kontsas is a sexy man <3
>>74802414
Wow
>>74803015
>recognizes the scale model the gook showed him
A top lad.
>As for speculation F1 could rev up the 'show' by bringing back screaming normally-aspirated engines, Brawn insisted: "Unthinkable."
/f1/ BTFO
>>74803034
Would be hilarious if superchargers became mandatory, as none of the engine manufactorers know them too well.
>>74803015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mcY1Fx3aws
I hate our country.
>>74803034
>muh vroom vroom
shut up petrol head
Reminder that stroll will win the 2017 championships
>>74803047
Shut up cunt
>>74803034
>le can't make good sounding engines with hybrid regulations meme
I hate global warming.
>>74803053
This truly is the next "3% horsepower and I still finished 16th" may may.
>>74803015
>>74803042
Never got into the whole celeb jumping for autographs/photos business. Yeah nice to see them but just seems a bit of a cunt thing to crowd some lad after long flight or if they don't want no trouble ala Jackie Chan. Bumped into a few Manchester United players while out & about by luck but nothing special, also Neil Hodgeson when he was Superbike champ as got free ticket off someone I knew & he was in a VIP bar we blagged our way into for drinks.
All this said wouldn't mind having a worn racesuit from Fabienne. Shit I'd settle on underwear. On a related not she'll be in the Audi TT cup only this season so RIP open wheel career
>>74803015
>>74803042
that looks like absolute hell
>>74803015
>>74803042
One good questiion is how those people knew they were coming, the flight tracking is easy but knowing which flight so they can prepare sht to get autographed is impressive.
>>74803034
>>74803055
>Sound is a form of energy. The less you hear the more you use in propulsion.
>Ulrich Baretzky
If you want loud, go to the airport
>>74803067
Yeah nice when some guys give hungry fans the time but if I was in HAM/VET boots I'd just be a bit of a cunt & hire some Harambe looking motherfuckers to keep this from happening. Would appreciate the effort they make but fuck off, add my on Twitter & send me pics of your arsehole for likes or something. Don't want to end up like one of those Jap Idols who shakes hands with fan only to grab only jizz
>>74803088
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart
http://www.bild.de/sport/motorsport/sebastian-vettel/tauft-seinen-ferrari-gina-50941842.bild.html
Vettel's 2017 Ferrari will be called Gina.
Which by the way is the the name of Schumacher's daughter.
>>74803090
>>74803090
>Yeah nice when some guys give hungry fans the time but if I was in HAM/VET boots I'd just be a bit of a cunt
pretty much. i really hate being this crowded and asked questions from all directions, dont know how these people deal with it and not go on a rampage
>>74803001
the safety car was out and there was a train of cars behind it.
the red light was stopping the drivers in the pit lane from trying to rejoin into the train of cars.
>>74803091
How many races will Mrs. Bottas attend this year?
>>74803092
>2010: Luscious Liz
>2011: Kinky Kylie
>2013: Hungry Heidi
>F1 is back this weekend
>Sky F1 is still showing that fucking video of Damon Hill jumping on the front wing of his old Williams
>>74803042
desu not that impressed with the start of season 4 lads
>>74803121
She didn't get on the same plane to Australia with Valtteri.
I assume she will go to some of the euros races. Probably Austria.
>>74803090
>not realizing that you are nothing wihtout the fans. It's a form of respect to take some time for the fans. you reap what you sow.
>>74803042
Why does this happen in Australia of all places? I saw Hugo Weaving at Sydney international and didn't once think to consider stopping him and asking for an autograph. It's just lame and pathetic.
>>74803099
>>74803090
Speaking of that...
MANA IS GONNA BE A GAZOO LADY AGAIN
fuck yes.
Australia I'm very sorry but it seems your Juria is moving on.
>>74803182
Yeah lad hats off to the lads who do take all the time for hungry fans but not interested in that one bit. Fans can turn up at the race or follow online or some shit. As said if I was them would hire muscle to tell them to politely fuck off. Especially the Arab looking ones with backpacks on
>>74803194
Based Mana.
>>74803042
He was crushed since Abu Dhabi.
>>74803252
cheeky
kek at Susie Wolfffffffffffffffff
>>74803265
"I'm not a girl racer" she told the court according to the BBC.
>>74803015
>>74803277
>I'm fueled by hatred and anger
PUNISHED NICK: A MAN DENIED HIS DESIRED MASS
>>74803277
>gets fucking cheeky dubs too
Peak cheek
>>74803277
Fuck off you cunt, if you're not giving us weekly updates don't even bother coming back in a few years.
>>74803277
Good luck and may the power of Bottas compel that power to weight ratio.
>>74803277
>gone for 2 years
don't whether to laugh or cry
>>74803277
>Please don't reply
You can't tell me what to do.
>>74803277
>>74803288
>>74803299
>>74803300
>>74803300
ALL THESE DUBS
NICK PLS
>>74803277
1x reply
>>74803277
pay debnts first before you disappear
>>74803277
>I don't want to derail the fucking thread again
Well ya gone done de railed it fatso
>>74803277
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/kg/country/GR/
F U C K
O F F
>>74803277
you'll crawling back, on your hands and knees, you always do
>>74803277
does walking past the ice cream freezer section of the supermarket trigger you?
>>74803277
Someone screencap this
>>74803277
i know you're still here and i know you're still reading every single fucking reply
>>74803351
way ahead of ya
>>74803347
>walking
be real
>>74803277
>166kg
holy fuck you're a fucking landwhale
>>74803277
Why is Nick still big? Just because of butter?
Every night, he can't feel his leg, his arm, even his penis
The mass he says he lost, the calories said lost, won't stop snacking
It's like the fridge is completely bare
You feel it, too, don't you lads?
He's not gonna make them weight loss posts
I wish i was 171cm166kg fat greek so i could get unlimited (You)s
>>74803365
he was 174kg last year at one point
>>74803368
90% chance you are you wog
>yfw in 3 weeks he returns saying he's gained 2 kgs
>>74803389
>171kg in August 2016
>166kg in March 2017
good job, Nick
>>74803381
ooh fucking got me
I am a 171cm 166kg, my names nick too!
>>74803277
this is your problem, your attitude, you keep saying you're doing something (leaving) and then you just come straight back thinking oh it will be fine one small post won't hurt. find some willpower
>>74803308
Who knew! Seems Kek is a Greek god, not Egyptian.
>>74803277
hmmm good job nick!
>>74803389
>>74803351
>>74803578
>no full pink racesuit
disappointing to be quite honest desu
*dabs*
>>74803277
You can't really sort out when Wednesday is
>>74803578
Shitty shoop, shoes still grey orange and green
>>74803277
Nick pls, looking forward to your race thread shit posting. See you on Sunday.
>>74803832
http://www.forceindiaf1.com/team
APOLOGISE!
>>74799472
i gotchu
>>74799472
captcha: road digne
>>74803856
Why they can't into colors
>>74803863
If it rained in Monaco, would Amx die completely or be le next shoeme mode?
http://www.e-racing.net/2017/03/20/agag-priority-will-bring-alonso-formula-e/
the Formula E CEO wants to bring Alonso to FE
with how shit Honda are this year I think his plan might stand a chance
>>74803906
Dead, there's not enough space in Monaco to do the "save of the century" like Brazil
>>74803912
I can definitely see him leaving F1 after half of the season if Honda doesn't improve. But not to FE. He'd probably rather go to WEC
>>74803912
Why are people writing Honda off?
They have no token limitations and huge engine budget.
Have you seen what people said about their engine development facilities in Japan?
Honda will be competitive before spain this year.
>>74803967
Is this a Reddit post from March 2015?
>>74803967
>Honda will be competitive before spain this year.
McLaren won't
>>74803967
>huge engine budget.
>their engine development facilities in Japan?
Go read up on Toyota
>>74803967
Competitive against who? Sauber or Haas?
>>74803979
No, but its what Ron told the media around that time lel
Making some good progress, lads.
https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
>>74803912
Gutierrez is also in FE now. I hope he gets destroyed by JEV
>>74803967
because Honda keep saying "we're almost at Mercedes' level of power" "we'll be fighting for wins at the end of the year" "we have a good engine" "it's the chassis that's shit" when only the last statement has any semblance of truth
>>74804040
Why did he decide to retire?
What does /F1/ do for work? Does it get in the way of watching F1?
>>74804061
software consulting, so not at all.
since webm autist fucked off at just the wrong time let's post some quality ones
>>74804061
Construction superintendent, I do miss some live races, especially when the Mexicans and trailertrash want to work Saturdays and Sundays.
>>74804061
>>74804061
gender studies degree
>>74804061
Mapping and GIS work
I've got pretty flexible work hours so I usually work from home on Fridays.
I make sure I'm not available on F1 weekends but it's unusual to get weekend work.
Supporting Morecambe gets in the way more often.
Reminder that Honda tbought their engine was very good in 2007. Ross Brawn was hired, did some readings and told Honda their engine was shit.
mfw Mclelren and Honda are STILL not communicating effectively. How hard is it to do? Fucking Japanese work ""culture"".
>>74804185
>Mapping
do you use your occupational skills to stalk WAGs and pinpoint their recent locations from their instagram selfies
>>74804061
>work
costanza.jay-peg
Also: first time posting here since the end of November. Anything interesting beeing discussed about /f1/'s all time favorite cooch in the meantime?
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/60o9og/australian_pole_time_competition/
/r/formula1 with a new and innovative concept where users have to predict the final time and the closest one wins
>>74804061
First year Politics student and part time book shop assistant. Primarily work on the weekends so F1 is often missed.
>>74804245
>https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/60o9og/australian_pole_time_competition/
>9 minutes old
At what point in time did it become normal to post reddit threads here?
>>74804195
Totyota was good tho
>>74804261
When you arrived.
>>74804261
if a German posts a reddit link or posts an image with a filename that matches an image on imgur.com, you can be sure that it's notorious reddit power user /u/MrFlow
>>74804227
I've used my GIS skill to make backgrounds for some of the infographics I make on them.
Also general geographic understanding helps locate places and things in images.
I found out where Emilia's summer house was for example.
Thought about trying to send flowers.
>>74804245
We did taht too for Day1 tests tbqdesu
>>74804268
nah, back in my day reddit posting was a no-no.
We didnt have OP police as well.
I blame the henno-doxer. Thread is filled with reddit casuals now.
>>74804289
that's the joke
>>74804297
4chan in general has become infested with reddit users.
/pol/ used to despise reddit. but since the alt-right call of duty-playing twelvies started bandwagonning for trump alongside the russian minimum wage shills, its entire userbase actively and openly vomitposts on both and ensures that everyone knows they use reddit
>>74803277
OH NICKY YOU'RE SO FINE
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY NICKY
HEY HEY
HEY NICKY
HEY HEY
how do i stop postphoning everything f1? its kinda ruining my life
>>74804331
>postphoning
don't even know what that means
Remember the times when someone post something stupid the only answer they would get was "lurk moar faggot" ? Good times.
>>74804263
So good that they spent 4x as much as Ferrari per year and never won a race.
>>74804361
lurk moar faggot
>>74804316
Yeah. I't's quite comical when I see some guy state here that 99% of 4chan users also post on that website as some form of validation when someone calls him out about quoting stuff from reddit. I think that remaining 1% must be quite big since I dont frequent that place and I suspect a lot of guys here also dont.
>>74804411
Has your house been washed away yet, Peru bro?
>>74804380
First step into the "lurk moar" comeback
>>74804416
Yeah, entirely. I'm actually posting from a piece of lumber in the sea.
Thanks for your concern, australia.
>>74804416
no but his leaf has
>BMW to become a manufacturer in Formula E
https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/bmw-granted-formula-e-manufacturer-status-884363/
>>74804445
>>74804446
my condolences on the loss of your leaf.
>>74804446
I will also laugh my ass off at you when your entire country gets buried under 20mts of snow, mongoloid.
Say one nice thing about this man.
I'll start, he's a Button tier driver.
>>74804269
i'm MrFlow and i didn't post that link, fuck you
>>74804482
He's not a bad looking rooster.
>>74804482
He's savvy enough to get another year in F1 when he really doesn't deserve it.
>>74804482
His family was nice enough to not get send to australia a few generations back.
>>74804482
3 time world champ
This guy just called his car "Gina"
Last year was Margherita I think
Now I won't translate "Go Gina!" in italian for you...it's obscene
>>74804582
pls translate
would "Forza Gina" be obscene, too?
>>74804582
translate it for us you goddamn spaghetti poofter
>>74804567
wtf i like Palmer now
>>74804593
>pls translate
>>74804599
>translate
I don't wanna ;^}
>>74804482
His name is quite cool in an unique manner.
>>74804593
>>74804599
Not that Giovanni, "Go Gina" is "Vai Gina" that sounds like vagina.
Forza Gina is fine tho.
Pic related, a famous Gina
>>74804638
Another fun fact, Gina is the short for Luigina or Luigia, female of Luigi, Lewis.
Lewis like Hamilton
What did Vettel mean by this?
>>74804159
>slideways
Ironic famborghini
>>74804654
he's a big fan of Gina Wild desu
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/bottas-says-testing-didnt-show-full-potential-884274/
BOTTAS WINS LOL
>>74804663
Or he wants to drive Gina in the same way he would like to drive Lewis in the sheets having some sweet homosexual intercourse
Let's face it, Red Bull only picked Ricciardo because he's a more entertaining person than Vergne.
>>74804159
>truck racing outside of America
wut
>>74804667
Wow, those are such groundbreaking news.
>>74804667
Quasimodo predicted all this you know
>>74804593
>>74804599
Va Gina!
>>74804235
When did Henno get exposed again? 2017 right?
TOOTHPASTES OUT
>>74804638
It's "Va Gina!"
>>74804671
What the fuck?!
>>74803091
I guess you also think sex is all about the screaming.
>found the virgin
>>74804700
Come on m8, no one uses third singular instead of second singular
>>74804744
>third singular
what the fuck man
>>74804744
It's not third singular you gypsy. It's imperative.
"Forza Gina!" is "Come on Gina!"
"Go Gina!" is "Va Gina!"
Vettel is a madman
Countdown to Melbourne:
>whenisf1on.com
Winter Steam:
>rabb.it/spf1general
/f1/ FantasyGP.com League
>Passcode: 9637387
News:
>Vuschtappen reckons Red Bull not on the pace
>Free entry for children 14 and younger at the Aussie GP
>Bernie thinks he.will be erased from FOM history
info for new bread
>>74804695
Why do you bully yourself, man?
>>74804766
>old news
>gay fantasy league
>dead stream
>spoonfeeding casuals
Dont you worry. Leave the new thread to me.
Only one 'in', money's on favela monkey
https://strawpoll.com/aerf5ys
>>74804784
Thanks to whoever voted for me. I do it for you.
>>74804760
He/she/it
>>74804764
Yeah, maybe in the 1800, no one uses the form without the i anymore
>>74804783
>I don't like these things so they shouldn't be posted
Hello!
>>74804796
>Yeah, maybe in the 1800, no one uses the form without the i anymore
You know Fuck You! is imperative, right?
>>74804817
Yes and that's not the point
Forza Vale!
>>74804893
scary :( i suppose rossi does have the psychological advantage though
>>74804900
>rossi
How many races until Alonso retires mid-season?
I don't think he makes it past Montreal
>>74804963
>raikonnen
>we will have to listen Martin Brundle complaining about the look of the shark fins every race
>>74803194
>Australia I'm very sorry but it seems your Juria is moving on.
;_;
>hopefully to JAV
>>74804796
>>74804817
http://www.formulapassion.it/2017/03/f1-ex-ingegnere-ferrari-centinaia-milioni-spesi-sviluppo/
Do your job pls
>>74805081
Ferrari spent hundreads of millions of euros to develop the car, the gap with Mercedes is smaller.
We'll see if Ferrari will be 4 tenths behind or 2 tenths ahead only on track.
Basically shit talking
>>74804411
from a few threads ago
>>74805043
Good call, he gets a bit annoying every now and then.
TOOTHPASTES OUT
>>74804159
SKID IT CUNT
>>74803505
kek
>>74804567
>Joly 3 time champ
best timeline
>>74804567
>debut at 16
>WDC at 17
Holy shit, why do Max get so much praise?
>>74804061
Industrial Mechanic/Millwirght, normally races aren't a problem.
>>74802416
It's a good lap tho
>>74802248
>MAS 8-10 STR
?
>VAN 9-5 ALO
???
>>74805311
>debut at 16
>already a three time WDC at 17
I hope amx doesn't win a single race this year.
>>74805474
You are creating useless suffering for yourself. Join the bandwagon before its too late.
>>74805474
>not rooting for the crazy mofo that makes races entertaining and causes the FIA to kneejerk into making the cars goat again
I bet you root for Magnussen, don't you?
>>74805505
no swedes are dumb
>>74805509
wat
>>74805509
>call swedes dumb
>magnussen isn't even a swede
holy shit guess I'm the dumb one
>>74803277
Stop throwing out ultimatums. You can post here while losing weight just use a proxy. You keep making claims and then do nothing about. You've been posting here for more than a year now. You could have lost 60-70kg in a healthy manner in the time that you spent making excuses and hating yourself when you fail. It's all about staying positive and sticking to a routine. But you'll probably come crawling back with another excuse in a couple of weeks.
>>74805521
> I N D I A
> H A V I N G O P I N I O N S
> S H I G G Y D I G G Y
> P O O I N L O O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaX8MCcPf6I
Hype as fuck video
>>74805513
regardless, anyone who thinks Ericsson belongs in F1 is a faggot
>>74805555
they better start uploading all future race edits to youtube, too
>>74805509
>>74805514
Norrbaggar, ladies and gentlemen.
>>74805535
I'm so glad I can post in peace nowadays without 'Poo in loo' being the only response
https://youtu.be/XCp_TmLIc44
Virtual Track preview renderd with a PS1
>>74805590
has there been one that was more /hypeinducing/ than the 2009 Singapore race edit?
>>74805561
Ofc, Vergne, Buemi, Lotterer and Kobayashi should all be racing
>>74805594
poo in loo
>>74805604
>2009 Singapore race edit
link it then, faggot
>>74805594
S H A R T I N M A R T
>>74805555
A month into new cars and these 4:3 already look dumber and uglier
>>74805628
The actual race edit has been wiped from vimeo because it showed racing footage so this will have to do:
https://vimeo.com/30678570
faggot
>>74805057
If it makes it any worse the qt on the far right behind mana works at the noodle cafe.
They have clearly swapped her and she will partner mana this year.
>>74805676
I did notice how QT she was.
She looks nice and tiny. But not as tiny as Juria.
>Lap with Rossi in IndyCar test
https://twitter.com/IndyCar/status/844227479585939458
Track's a hell of a lot rougher than I thought
>>74804686
>ute
>a truck
pick one
>>74805651
wew. that's more autistic than Lego GP.
>>74805708
which rossi?
>>74805711
>somehow the Red Bull car's fault
>not the Volvo's that rejoined the track at high speed out of control and hit another car's fault
the city of race stewards
>>74805723
Alexander. Thought that was a given.
>>74805604
this one is pretty gud. In fact most of the belgium race edits are
https://vimeo.com/46873007
>tfw they dont use licensed music anymore
Never thought I'd say this, but... based Hamilton
>Lewis Hamilton insists there is no way he will be taking any part in the "disgusting" shoey celebration made famous by Daniel Ricciardo in 2016.
http://www.espn.com.au/f1/story/_/id/18962677/lewis-hamilton-copy-ricciardo-disgusting-shoey-celebration
>>74805762
This is a FWL year, so don't even bother
>>74805762
thankfully we won't see any shoeys this year
>>74805734
lmao at the wobble
Let's say that the new sponsor allow Force India to upgrade the car an they win both championships.
Mercedes has the silver arrow. How do we nickname FI's pink car?
>>74805803
we refer to the two drivers as 'the two in the pink' and then we call Mallya 'the stink'
>mfw ferrari
>>74805832
>>74805851
So is he saying "vai Seb, vai"?
>>74805887
perhaps, that is one of the audio-free start replay reactions from the broadcast so who knows
>>74805887
Yeah, I think they cut it before he went blasphemous
Hey guys I found proof Schumacher faked his accident for privacy!
>we haven't even had the first race yet
>>74805803
The Pink Poo
>>74805962
>new sponsor
>new politics
you have no idea how the industry works
>>74805985
t. Vijay
Nice mental gymnastics.
>>74805851
I want this guy to get BTFO hard this season.
>>74806002
KYS
>>74806002
Rumor is that Flavio Briatore will replace him if he fails
yes please
>>74805535
Fuck off back to Pakistan, you cunt. Your country will always be irrelevant
>>74805594
Sup man?
>>74806008
why so mad?
>>74806002
arrivabene definitely lucked into the '666'/sf-15t being a race winner considering that mattiacci & co. got purged but MWL by default if ferrari don't have their shit together
Just look at those sidepods. Its genius
>>74806088
How can mercedes compete. Looks at this shit-tier sidepods. All that blockage
YEEEES YEEEES FORZA FERRARI GRAZIE RAGAZZI SPAGHETTI MARANELLO
>>74806088
>>74806105
Don't pretend you understand anything about it, monkey.
>>74805962
>20 April
>"Fourth place is too far ahead for us to catch"
>>74805962
>boast like madmen after good season
>big fat sponsor falls for it
>"actually is midfield regards viyayj"
genius
>>74806088
I can't wait for the FIA to ban Ferrari because their sidepods are illegal
>>74802320
>mfw someone screencapped my rage
I'm still gonna kill you, you fucking disgusting abo
>>74806137
lmao
Can you even calculate the Reynolds number for a sub-critical flow?
Didnt think so.
Ferrari Wins LOL
>>74806199
As a matter of fact I can.
>>74806170
Im sure Cucko Wolf and Niki Lauder are first in line in Brawns office.
>>74806216
Im waiting
>>74806170
>>74806254
Slight fix.
>forgot to remove the blue car's crap from the angle.
>>74806244
>he wasted his time to dig up that image
lmao
>>74806031
Alcoholism, bruh
Grad school isn't doable without alcohol
OH SHIT MY SIDES CAN'T HANDLE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNEr8EX9qvc
>The official song of the 2017 Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix
>>74806305
lel no need to be mad, I dont care if you know or not.
Just a joke m8
>8 am everything
haha it's like i don't stay up until 4 am every weekend
fucking strayas and their shit schedules
>>74806448
All races should be adjusted for european times. It's the only market that matters
>>74806448
I always look forward to having a reason to get up early. I always get comfy with the aussie race and then go out for a bikeride after. Feels good, man.
I usually wake up at 12ish and feel like a lazy cunt all day on sundays.
>>74806244
>not even metric
Sad!
>>74806292
Your drawn on bit isn't on the sidepod it's on the vanes around the side pod
>>74806188
>screencap
He probably still has the thread open in a tab. He looks at it everyday.
>>74806448
>Binland complaining about his F1 times
Bitch please, you have the easiest times of any country.
https://www.f1calendar.com/#!/timezone/Europe-Helsinki
>>74806487
The vane is integral to the sidepod, thus it's the sidepod's leading edge. Thereby legal.
>>74806448
8am is a comfy watchable time mate
>>74806463
Please I need my 5 races a year at watchable hours
>>74806469
WTF I love toothpastes now
>>74806469
>go out for a bikeride
When you say bikeride you mean the gaybikes everyone hate or the ones with an engine?
Interdasting
>A new season and a new format for the opening press conference of the Melbourne weekend. Eight drivers will be split into two groups, which will alternate in answering questions from the written press and broadcast media...
>Thursday, March 23, 1500 hours local time (0400 GMT)
>Part 1: Fernando Alonso (McLaren), Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes), Daniel Ricciardo (Red Bull), Sebastian Vettel (Ferrari)
>Part 2: Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes), Felipe Massa (Williams), Esteban Ocon (Force India), Lance Stroll (Williams)
>Webber backing Vettel
>>74806504
Majority of races are a comfy 10 pm for you
https://www.f1calendar.com/#!/timezone/Australia-Sydney
>>74806550
He's a Kiwi, not Straya
>>74806550
>TIL New Zealand is on Sydney time
https://www.reddit com/r/matesofhendo
>>74806524
the gaybike, how am I supposed to get comfy with a noisy engine under me?
>>74806463
yep
>>74806469
>I usually wake up at 12ish and feel like a lazy cunt all day on sundays.
Well I have the exact same tbqh, maybe it's for the better
>>74806494
>too early for asia
>too late for burger
>a bit late for any evening events in yurop
>>74806554
My bad, still I'd rather have midnight races than mid day like we have.
>>74806199
Damn Hue , count them beans.
>>74806604
Tbf I think the comfiest time is around 19.00/20.00, but I like early afternoon races like we have too, relaxing after the lunch with a nice race is a nice way to spend sunday
It's habbening :-DD
>>74806604
Midnight Sunday. Aka Monday morning. Aka 3 hours sleep before work.
They are the worst 2bh, I only watch a few live because of this. Mainly the more classic races
>>74806529
So,
Stage 1:
Group 1 - TV press conference
Group 2 - Interview pen
Stage 2:
Group 1 - Interview pen
Group 2 - TV press conference
Hamilton isn't going to like this...
>good
inb4 Hamilton drives with a helmet painted with that flag
>>74806740
Anything that trolls bogans is a good thing.
>>74806740
Jeff Gordon tribute, I like it
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past.
>>74806700
>>74806529
I still dont get it
>>74806769
What do you mean?
Do you not understand this new simple well explained format?
Or do you not get why hamilton won't like it?
>>74803202
You kind of deserve death threats, Jamie Vardy.
>>74806793
He doesn't get why there isn't an event between the press conferences dedicated to worshipping Ayrton Senna.
>>74806469
Yeah mate bikerides rule. I'm surprised how practically impossible it is to get people to join you on your bikerides allthough you get to see the nicest nature shit. But then again solo bikerides are maximum comfy.
I also have the engined one but everyone but at least once per week the gay one has to be taken out too.
Dear diary.
Go AMX
TOOTHPASTES OUT
>>74805594
Where in the US are you?
>>74804061
Head brewer and general doer of all the other shit that needs sorting out. I make my own schedule but unfortunately I can only seem to royally slack off for half of the off season. Usually manage to get Sundays off though
>turn on SkyF1
mfw Schumi wins :D
>>74806949
Midwest
>>74806978
Hey Pajeet, it was nice to watch the winterstream with you. If it's you.
Amx WDC 2017
>>74806978
>Midwest
Meh, that's too bad. How do you like it? Have you met anyone even remotely interested in F1/Motorsports?
>>74806767
take a monkey and place him into the cockpit
>>74806529
>>74806700
both parts of the press conference are for print media; TV journos only get the broadcast pen and not the conference
JUST
>>74807057
and he will win two championships in a mercedes
In the hybrid era, Massa has more podium finishes than Alonso.
Really makes you think
FUCK
>>74806494
tbqhfam 1500 is not that comfy
10 am is my favorite
>>74799132
>race
We'll see.
I hope the new cars have made things more competitive than they have been, but I doubt it will be.
MY
SHIT
>>74806740
>admirable
>>74806754
Mate you're just jealous that they fuck more girls than you
>>74807114
>both parts of the press conference are for print media;
But print media isn't "broadcast"
It looks like paper/websites will be able to ask questions in the press conference, but TV wont.
To compensate TV, they get extra one on one interviews in the pen.
UP
SENPAI
will it rain on sunday?
LINK FOR AMUSEMENT
http://facemaker.racing/#weh,bot,rai,vet+cowboy
>>74807244
I was just correcting you since you said "TV press conference"
>>74802413
>A nigga calling something disgusting
But honestly this meme needs to stop, it's not even funny.
>>74807291
Fair point.
I still expect it to be televised on SkyF1 though, because:
a) they'd never say no to cheap filler content
b) the TV pen stuff would be more work to produce live than just taking a a feed
>>74807339
I don't think it will, the written media didn't want the press conference to be televised anymore because, effectively, the answers were being aired live immediately, giving people no reason to have to buy the newspapers/magazines to read the drivers' quotes
/dying/ here
>>74806865
how
>>74807002
Yeah, it's me. Winter stream was fun, super comfy
>>74807019
Quite a few, actually, but all of them started watching during or after VWL
>>74802248
that's way too many mechanical failures for qualy (except for McLaren, heh)
btw, outside of driving penalties, are grid penalties essentially gone now since the engine token system is gone?
>>74807369
Interesting point.
Guess we'll have to wait and see.
>>74806868
Great question, why isn't there an event between the press conferences dedicated to worshiping Ayrton Senna?
>>74806469
You know toothpaste. We're not so different, you & I
>>74807427
Yeah, you're both cunts.
>>74807440
>>74807499
>if you post a meme and no one else understands it, is it still a meme?
>>74807499
pic related is why ferrari will win.
>>74807440
Just like you and me are both respectable gentlemen.
SO CLOSE LADS
>>74807538
What is this demonstrating
>>74807538
My thought exactly Finland
>>74807538
>implying aerodynamics can be understood without the use of a Cray supercomputer
>>74807538
Pic related is why Mercedes will win.
>>74807840
You're right.
>>74806767
>Only boring "one race at a time" cuckberg not laughing in the man's face
>>74806199
>>74806244
>I took an entry level course in fluid dynamics, I know all about f1 aero!
I know this is cutting edge technology in Brazil, but you're not fooling anyone.
>>74807897
gez... why are you people so constantly defensive
Its a joke dumbass
Who the fuck would claim to know all about f1 aero
>>74807979
Because you said your "joke" with an air of superiority 2bh. It came across like you were serious. I'm guessing it's a language/culture barrier
Also all the top 3 teams (maybe even lower ones) have a very similar design philosophy with the side pods. They are all small with high intakes and a shape that pushes air underneath the side pods.
>>74807979
>brazilian humor even worse than german humor
>>74808103
>>74808128
You kids shouldn't be taking 4chan posts seriously
>>74808150
>get called out on acting like you know about f1 aerodynamics
>i-it was only a joke, w-why you mad bro
>>74808150
I don't I made a joke when you said yours earlier lad
I thought I would just give you a helping hand to understand why people take offence. Cheers for ripping my head off though lad, not helping a hue out again.
>>74808150
you shouldn't post at all.
>>74808150
>hue acting like the adult
Kek'd
>>74808166
Your own fault for not ignoring his posts 2bh lad.
All he does it troll for attention. Don't give it to him.
>watch me not reply to him when he replies to this post
>>74808164
>acting like you know
But what I said doesn't even makes sense from a technical point
>>74808166
>>74808184
>>74808193
newfags pls
Literally habbening. Also look at this Twitter cover photo:
https://twitter.com/MBrundleF1
>mfw we're hated because of one retard
W-We're not like him ;_:
>>74808193
Hey he is in his second year at university he is an adult!!!!!1!
>>74808242
>mfw the plan finally comes together
>>74808249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9wgDsqZFRQ
>>74808242
Lewis has forgotten about all the sandbags in all the teams cars.
Pic related
>>74808254
Is this what it takes to be an oldfag?
>>74807979
>>74808150
>h-haha it was only a joke guys i'm not really a retard who l-lives in a favela please believe me you're all i have in life
>>74808300
What?
>>74807862
>australians are this butthurt that their shit drivers can't get anywhere near the world championship
Feels good bro
>>74808379
What don't you understand?
>>74808394
NOICE
>>74808380
Nice """""British""""" driver you have in your pic.
>>74808388
Video of people doing something stupid. So what?
>>74808394
I have no idea what year that car is from, but the "t-minus" graphic in a "digital" sort of font immediately dates it to the turn of the millennium.
I'm going to say... 1999.
>tfw no more Bernie to ruin F1
Feels good man
>>74808254
Do you have to talk about me all the time? This is really creepy
>>74808249
youre a loser
>>74808374
Nice projection
>>74808412
>people
Not people. Brazilians.
>>74808406
>Having to use an Italian lad and try pass him off as Aussie by making him drink Fosters out of a boot every so often
cheeky lads you aussies desu
>>74808442
>>74808451
Fuck both of you.
>>74808415
Arrows 1999, Pedro de la Rosa
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>74808349
>>74808349
>>74808349
>>74808469
Damn, I was right on the money