/hoc/

>>74795766
Was Gretzky a bitch?
Couldn't even play into his 40s

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1st for flams winning dac up

>>74795792
What if he was Finnish?

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>>74795766
uh, too early

>>74795792
literal twiglet

>>74795792
really hate him for not playing 2 more seasons and getting the 3000pts

>>74795792
Was Lemieux a bitch? Couldn't even play through lymphoma.

@GoldenKnights
Marty McSorley says:

*NHL free agents will be attracted to Vegas
*He better see YOU at @TMobileArena

Buffalo Sabres @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread

>>74795826
>>74795826
>>74795826
>>74795826

>>74795816
Crosby will play untill he's 55

Cap this

>>74795822
literal jagr babby

I'm in a hotel and I thought the pens played tonight for some reason and now I'm bummed. Gonna go get drunk

>>74795805
would you look at that another manlet going bald before 30

>>74795805
What is this kids ethnicity?

Looks italian but his surname is french

>>74795824
Do they let this crazy fucker near hockey sticks anymore?

>>74795858
That mean you have more games to look forward too, than you would have if they had played today :)

>>74795880
Looks like a generic southern France/Northern Spain. Probably some North African in there. That wholer region is a mixed mess tbqh.

>>74795910
But I could've watched them tonight. Now I'm just here with nothing to do but get drunk

>>74795766
1. New York
2. Michigan
3. California
4. Massachusetts
5. Wisconsin
6. Minnesota

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THEY'VE NEVER DROVE THROUGH INDIANA
MET THE MEN WHO PLOWED THAT EARTH
PLANTED THAT SEED, BUSTED HIS ASS FOR YOU AND ME
OR CAUGHT A HARVEST MOON IN KANSAS
THEY'D UNDERSTAND WHY GOD MADE THOSE FLY OVER STATES

>>74795974
There are other games on, Boston/Toronto could be a pretty good game. And you'll always have /hoc/ :)

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that feel when the Penguins are repeating and Crosby will win the Art Ross, Rocket Richard, and Conn Smythe again

Fuck off Kevin

Fuck you

>>74796008
>last time the Rocket Richard went to someone who scored less than 50 goals (2012-13 season excluded) was the 2003-4 season

Kevin you should go $@#% yourself you dumb*** ?#%$@$&

TOM NEEDS TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Charles is a cunt

Fucking Sean

BLUE
JACKETS
BLUE
JACKETS
BLUE
JACKETS

kys Ryan

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>have a swedish feed with no commercials
>during them the feed instead stays in the game
>sometimes you hear the announcers talking about whatever they talk about during commercials
>for example Mickey Redmond was just now talking to someone on the phone and giving her (I think) directions to some place
I like it, you get to hear a side of them that they don't mean to show to the public

>>74796006
Problem is I'm travelling to Pittsburgh so I was hoping to get their game on the TV in the bar where I'm at.

I get game center so I could watch another game but then I'd have to sit alone in my hotel room for that

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Are you ready lads?

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>>74796270
Kong will be kill

>its a mathews does nothing in an important game episode

>>74796071
Crosby should manage at least 10 goals these last 11 games.

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>>74796220
Oh, I see. Well, that sucks. I hope you'll be able to find a way to have a pleasent evening anyway :)

Here, have a possible meme pic

>>74796332
Possible, yes. Far from guaranteed though.

Bergeron just got bopped.

>>74795766
Picks:
Bruins
Sabres
Predators
Sharks
Oilers

every time I watch a laffs game they lose

>>74796421
with the predators you never know. i wouldnt put it past them to lose to then yotes.

>that marner pass

apologize right now

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>>74796465

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post yfw you are Bettman and the Kongs miss the playoffs

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>>74796512
Fucking oilniggers

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>piggy trying to kill his Finnish teamate

v v rude

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Clinched Jackets

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>>74796512

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>>74796360
I'm used to it on the road for work. I'm back to the room I'll throw on some game center game what's the best game right now

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why cant the Kings make the playoffs? letting the Blose in seems like a waste of a berth.

>>74796613
Fair enough. Boston/Toronto is probably the best one tbf. Have a nice evening

Did Armenia kill himself when he realized the Kongs werent gonna make the layoffs?

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holy fuck the bruins have the worst announcers in the league

I'm getting angrier and angrier I have to root for them

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>>74796646
ok. Damn do tonight's games suck

>>74796668
We can only hope

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Why does everyone hate Pierre? He seems like a good fella.

>>74796617
kangs are one of the worst teams in the league now, stop thinking this is the same team as those fluke years

>>74796721
You want some company anon? I can be whoever you want me to be tonight.

jackeks

chawchuck got two games

>>74796854
who's your team anon :)

>>74796805
He is socially unaware.

>>74796854
can you be 02-03 marty turco? the stars need you back

>>74796967
Avs :(

>>74796936
Because Poo Doughty took a dive? Fuck that when Marchand is slew footing all over the ice and gets fined peanuts

>>74796998
I like the hershey bears and that was their farm team growing up so we can be friends

Marchand back to being a rat nosed fuck.

who's the black guy the toronto broadcast just interviewed?

>>74797124
your dad

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>another game against a team that just finished playing the Flames the day before

McSecondary secondary hattrick incoming

>hendricks and gryba back in the lineup
are the oilers trying to lose this one? i mean its just the kangz but still

>>74797188
>Gryba
Why? Who did they take out for him?

>Hendricks
Meh, the 4th line hasn't been spectacular without him anyways.

>>74797228
benning sits for gryba and slepyshev sits for hendricks

>>74797181
>implying any help is needed to beat the kongs
They're as slow and shitty on game 1 as they are on game 2. People easily adjust to their style of get the puck and shoot it from the blueline hoping for a tip, seriously no talent on that team. They have volume shots and that's it.

Viktor Arvidsson king of all manlets

too easy

>kongs

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>Jonathan Slow

LELMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Maroon

So who's leading your team in scoring /hoc/?

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why does toronto have the worst crowds in all of canada?

>>74797188
Chiarelli needs to take away MacLellan's toys

>>74797295
Liberal shithole

>>74797295
Stuffy rich people and casuals

Are the kongs done?

>>74797295

fuck

who is this titty bitty

>>74797295
Is that you?

>>74797314
theyve been done for two years

>>74797345
I notice the 5 bandwagoning tripfags they had left are gone too, they haven't had a game thread in months

>>74797368
five new hawks tripfags i guess

>>74797318
Kippers

>>74797314
The Kings are an Oilers farm team

>kongs trade a first round pick for Sekera
>Oilers sign him the next offseason
>kongs trade a first round pick for Lucic
>Oilers sign him the next offseason

>>74797266
Great post!

>>74797410
Toffoli when? I know he's an RFA, but maybe Oilers offer him 5mil - 6mil for 5 years.

>>74797469
Don't want that overrated fag especially at that price

>>74797469
That's a horrible contract, he peaked once when he had a 40 sh%, now he's back to his usual shit pace

Kongs getting memed on

>>74797486
>>74797478
Ya I figured it was a bit too much, but I also think LA would match at any price lower.

LOOOOOCH

Sutter is legitimately ass blasted so bad that his team is garbage and he's getting fired next year, telling people who say his team sucks ass that they're living in their mother's basement

The Kings are total poo. They used to be able to easily get out of the zone but now the Oilers hem them in. Even when the Kings get it out the Oilers' neutral zone play is so solid that the Kings can't go anywhere and the puck goes right back in.

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"Lucic is a bust"
>on pace for 20 goals

Tell us more about our busts, BettShills.

>>74797659
Lel that autistic rage

Quick has the worst lateral transition in the league right now. He seriously needs to rehab his groin.

What did Doughty mean when he told Maroon this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CF-X9mhiGg

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>>74797691
>pays gazillion dollars for a 20 goal scorer who is bad defensively

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>>74797709

>>74797709
Kek I love that video. I just imagine him shit talking Doughty whenever they meet now.

is the stors uniform the worst in the league

oh no wait nashville exists

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>>74797762
Shit taste detected. The Stars home jersey needs a yoke like the road jerseys have but that's it

>>74797709
little cringy because doughty is not that good himself.

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I think playing on McDavid's line is sorta overshadowing how fucking good Draisaitl is. He's elite as fuck.

>>74797793
>on pace for 60 points
meh. good but nowhere elite

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>>74797709
kek Maroon is a bad skater and is still skating circles around Poo Doughty and the kongs this game, really makes you think

>>74797813
>65 points with 10 and 2/3s game to play
>on pace for 60 points

Finnish "posting"

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Rest of the league are you even trying?

McDavid I would say is the MVP, but we have Talbot to thank this season too.

Thanks Connor and Talbot

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>>74797786
looks like it belongs on pack of chewing gum tbqhwy

>>74797843
hmm wonder why goals aren't there...

>>74797859
Personally I wouldn't associate a sharp shape with something I want to chew

>>74797843
>assists
why don't you separate them to primaries and secondaries.

>>74797872
>>74797889
Get back to sucking Nosferatu's dick mongols

When is kongs elimination game this year? Can't be long now. When the kongs are eliminated does every team ahead of them clench?

>>74797813
If a Finnish 2nd year full time pro had those numbers you'd be ecstatic

>>74797900
Eichel would be elite if he has any vision at all.

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>>74797843
>le secondary assist man

>>74797934
Yesterday and today is the unofficial elimination day

Mathematical elimination is still a few games away

>>74797956
Oh that's right because it's their Alberta trip

Toronto is going to get another loser point aren't they?

>>74797982
its what losers do

>>74797715
>bad defensively
He rarely makes mistakes on the breakout or gives the puck away in the dzone/neutral zone. So your just wrong.

>>74797941
>le ugly autistic one season wonder guy
which finn am i describing?

hint: all of them

>>74798028
Pulbust won't even have one season

>>74798050
as an oiler fan i hope he gets atleast one, but the precedent isnt good for finns in the nhl

>>74797813
>Barkov is elite
>is worse than Draisaitl
>somehow Draisaitl isn't elite

Fuck of Finn.

>>74798050
Pulju will be the best of all three of them. He will get to play with McDavid, so he's already a step ahead of those other mongols.

reminder the pulju is actually swedish so hes ok

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>Kongs

go make a gamethread you faggot oilniggers

>>74798122
>most mongol
>actually swedish
what did he mean by this

>>74798139
lick >our nuts, faggot

>>74798142
pulju was kidnapped by finnish hobgoblins at birth and raised to be a finn, but deep down his swedish hockey knowledge will emerge and he will be the next forsberg

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>>74798139
Hahahah get cucked, oilers dominate /hoc/ during gametime.

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>>74798139
/hoc/ is Oil Country

>>74798179
>>74798182

Reminder that all of you are fairweather fans except for buttblastedoilersfan, he was a beaut.

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>>74798190
Fuck you

Yet, somehow, leaf fans are still the most cancerous fanbase on /hoc/.

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>>74798190
>reminder that idgaf

Iginla fights like a nig

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>>74798125

Another thread dedicated for Finnposting

You guys really like to talk about us.

Most relevant hokki cuntry

>>74798190
>complementing a tripfaggot
Not even once.

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>>74798234

hELLO fINNBRO

>>74798246
lol why does he eat like a retard

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>>74798234
Henlo brother

>>74798272
He's Finnish

>>74798272
Idk, I havent smoked weed in a year but i still eat like a stoner. food is good shit man

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>>74798297

Iginla should have waived to a real contender

>>74798246
>>74798289
Hi xdd fine buljus gentlemen

>>74798329
No else wanted him. Also, this SN broadcaster on the Oilers game sounds monotone as fuck, reminds me of NHL 2004

HAHAHAAHAHAHA
BIG
FUCKING
WILLIE

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Points per inch:

>Brad Marchand: 1.15 (79/5'9)
>Sidney Crosby: 1.13 (80/5'11)
>Connor McDavid: 1.12 (82/6'1)

Makes me think

2 manlets have scored all of predators goals tonight

Lucic is so bad defensively

~~ Finland

Lucic is looking great tonight lads.

Kind reminder that the Leafs have Sundin to thank for Marner :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l686-K6pPJg

>>74798372

Points per inch pound:

>Brad Marchand: 0.0063 (79/(69*181))
>Sidney Crosby: 0.056 (80/(71*200))
>Connor McDavid: 0.0059 (82/(73*190))

>>74798412
Finland will never ever recover.

>>74798495
Now we're getting somewhere!
This really boggles my noggin'

>>74798495
Crosby is fat as fuck

>>74798525
Hes thicc af boi

>>74798525
you mean thicc

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>>74798514
>Recover

>>74798587
I remember that bullshit. I think Bettman gave up on the Kings this year though

>>74798587
Revenge for the Yakupov goal

>>74798615
He sees a sinking ship since most of their fans have to go back by next season

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>>74798631

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>>74798376
We are manlet capital of the NHL

The Sharks offensive coach needs to be fired

Which team is the tallest?

>>74798708
Winnipeg

>>74798708
probably some shitty team like the Avs

>>74798708
not sure, but probably the Sharks or Bruins

>>74798708
Being "the tallest" or "the shortest" or "the heaviest" is meaningless. A 6'3" first liner shouldn't count the same as a 5'9" fourth liner

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DUDE

GRYBA

LMAO

>>74798743
>tall 1st liner
wot, 1st liners are typically pretty short, 4th liners are always 6'2+ except like Tootoo

>>74798716
This should be almost common knowledge. Jets have a fetish for height.

>>74798487
Damn he was always cute eh

>>74798743
>not using inches per 60

pleb

>>74798756
Gryba is a better option than Benning unless you are so worried about offensive production from the blueline

When was the last time Boston blew up this badly lads?

>>74798787
Gryba is pure shit and the OIlers are lucky the >kongs are so offensively incompetent that this PP didn't convert.

>but muh toughness

Benning is a better hitter and keeps the puck out of his zone way better. I don't care if you're better at clearing the crease if you suck so hard that the puck is always in the crease

>>74798631
This tbqh

>>74798787
Il est si grand lent et inefficace pas un bon joueur

The biggest dick list:

1.Pulju
2.Simmmonds

you continue

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>Laffs actually beat the Ruins

>>74798819
>I don't care if you're better at clearing the crease if you suck so hard that the puck is always in the crease

let me guess, you also like Benning better because >muh corsi

>>74798819
Oh the oilers are lucky eh
>for fans playing oilers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0

>>74798842
if you want to make money bet the exact opposite of what's predicted here

I did that tonight and raked it in desu

>>74798834
3. Gerbe

>>74798843
dude
dude
dude
stop

benning is so much better than gryba it isnt even worth discussing

>>74798792
There is material for a tasteless joke here, but I wont say it

>>74798834
what is this pulju big dick meme, pulju has a tiny micro penis

>>74798757
http://www.nhl.com/stats/player?aggregate=0&gameType=2&report=bios&pos=S&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20162017&seasonTo=20162017&filter=playerHeight,gte,72&sort=points

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>>74798875
>He doesn't know

>>74798842
For the forth time this season.

>>74798875
He seems too happy all the time for that to be true

>>74798875
ive heard some shit out of bakersfield that puljujarvis dick is like an elephants trunk

>>74798870
only analytics faggots like Benning

Gryba is a good dman who provides a necessary element for any successful hockey club. Chiarelli acquired him for a reason dumbass.

>>74798843
Name one thing Gryba is better at than Benning other than MUH SIZE and MUH VETERAN

>>74798893
>forth

>>74798819
Benning can only rock people around his size whereas there are a handful of opponents bigger than Gryba. For breaking up cycles I choose Gryba every time and that all this fucking game has devolved into.
>>74798824
That's just simply not true he's a bona-fide bottom pairing defender, a major upgrade to the stop gap options put in place before him.

>>74798888
Quads confirm big dick Pulju

>>74798900
>le give the puck away and take a penalty guy
his awfulness is only eclipsed by matt hendricks being way past retirement

>>74798900
>Gryba is a good dman who provides a necessary element for any successful hockey club.

The Oilers already have that covered with Larsson, Nurse and Benning.

>Chiarelli acquired him for a reason dumbass.

Yeah, to have depth in case of injury.

>>74798924
>that all this fucking game has devolved into.

Only because Gryba lets opponents into the zone like you let men into your mom's room

>>74798908
Yeah you got two. Size+good vet.

Also much more physical, better hockey sense.

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>>74798888

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#ouryear#dynasty#fanforlife#theyhatecuztheyaint

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>>74798944
>better hockey sense.

>>74798930
>>74798942
Fuck this fanbase is fucking retarded at evaluating dmen.

Thank fuck you retards aren't in charge of the organization.

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>>74798955
This

>>74798955
>delusional hawks fans think they can beat big bad Wild
heh

>>74798942
>Let them in the zone
WTF I love blueline stacks now

Benning is a better offensively inclined defender but that's all I'll give him over Grubs

>>74798967
I eagerly await your anger when Gryba is let go this summer.

>>74798959
Great argument moron.

>>74798967
gryba plays like once a month, doesnt seem like chiapete or mclel like him too much either

>>74798983
>tfw a pylon that can't skate and has no gap control
>but I'm big so I gotta play coach!

>>74798984
He will be re-signed faggot

>>74798981
>big bad wild
i kekd lightly

>Oilcucks continuing to use this thread as their game thread to stage their moronic a
/hoc/ really has gone down the shitter

Post underrated player:

Lehterä (two-way beast)

Hall (he's still legit top-6 winger imo)

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>>74799043
Size matters

Just ask ur mum lol

>all this arguing over a bottom pairing dman

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>74798842
Doesn't matter to me. That game was literally lose-lose for me as a Snes fan.

>Boston wins: 2 points back of Ottawa, their next opponent
>Toronto wins: 3 points ahead of Isles to hold WC spot

I guess I'm just thankful it didn't become a 3-point game, but fuck off Laffs, I really want the Isles in the playoffs this year.

>>74799079
Granlund
Haula
Komarov
Maattaa

>>74799073
>oilbulls absolutely cucking /hoc/
its not fucking fair that they can do this

MOODDDDSSS

>>74799061
You'll see in 3 or so months

>>74799091
>this mad
>at oilers
Welcome to the next decade faggot

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What's his name again?

Is 50 bucks alot for a 30min fug. Asking for a wifes sons friend.

>>74799144
jizzy poopinajarvi

kek the fucking sharts lost to dullass, thanks!

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>>74799144
Bonaqua Bulju

>>74799164
50 USD = Paper bag tier

>>74799164
Not if you actually use all 30 minutes

>>74799144
>yfw they draft this guy so they can have poopoo and peepee

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=312680

>>74799164
paid 50 and got chlamydia, would not recommend

>>74799199
Wew lad

>>74799251
back to plebbit faggot

>>74799134
I am an Oiler fan you dumb fuck. Stop arguing over literally nothing. This is the perfect game for Gryba anyways. Yes he's a fucking depth player, but he still needs a few reps every now and then to stay on his game.

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>>74799266

>>74799189
>>74799197
>>74799216
Noted. I think I'll tr... tell that to my nephews dads son.

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>>74799279
>Alberta's Capital City is the best they could come up with

>tire fire in the oilers end
>gryba is out there

demands cognitive function

Who's dancing with their hands here?

>russell without his stick

So no change?

>>74799394
russlel

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>Benning absolutely invisible on every play

Really forces you to pontificate

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>that 70s line is still a meme despite being shit
hmm...

talgod vezina when?

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>>74799437
Legit could be a Hart candidate tbqh

>>74799437
Oilers will never have a good enough Blueline to support vezina tier numbers

Essentially >we will live and die by our offense

>>74799460
Good meme

>black guy getting cucked in the ford commercial
do the jews know about this?

>>74799414
Don't think you know what pontificate means

>>74799437
>>74799454
>all this delusion

He's not even the best goalie in the division.

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>>74799477
Who's coming up the pipeline? Jones and Bear aren't exactly the second coming of Vlasic.

Hedging your bets on Reinhart?

>>74799514
>elite numbers
>more starts(and finishes) than anyone else in the league
>has never been blown out

>>74799515
jones and bear are both tearing it the fuck up

>>74799523
.917 sv% is not anywhere near elite.

>starts
Well no shit, Oilers basically have nothing at backup.

>>74799502
>Implying it didn't force you to explain your position in a dogmatic fashion

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>be shutout by Deadmonton
>kongs

>>74799542
Got me

I'm legit excited to bandwagon the Oilers for the playoffs

refpuck

Doughty is fucking awful why is he so overrated

>niginla chooses the wrong team yet again

KEK

>kongs fans still using the "they've played too much hockey, they're tired" excuse for the 3rd consecutive year
holy fuck kek

>>74799515
Klefbom and Larsson will be only 24 at the start of next year, Benning will be 23 and Nurse will be 22 and all 4 are regulars already. Old Man Sekera will only be 31

>Jones and Bear aren't exactly the second coming of Vlasic.

They don't have to be. If one of the Oilers D prospects becomes a second pairing defenceman then they'll have a deep as fuck blueline. Talbot is already posting a damn good SV%

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F

Imagine being a kongs fan right now and hoping the worst team in the league beats the blose tomorrow to not effectively end your season

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just give us the fucking cup

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>Kongs

>>74799665
doesn't feel as satisfying with all their fans gone

you now remember spencer

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Is it >Kongs time yet?

>>74799746
When isn't it >Kongs time?

coyotes and avs games shouldnt even count for points anymore

>>74799746
it was always >kongs time

>>74799762
Or at the very least just Avs

They're historically inept

>>74799762
t. laffs fan riding on loser points

does matthews do anything anymore? sportsnet never talks about him lately

>>74799728
What happened to him? Did he get deported?

>>74799784
>historically
The 74-75 Caps had 21 points. 21.

>>74799833
they were a first year expansion team in an already watered down league rapidly expanding to try and compete with a rival, that's the ultimate exception. the avs are an established team with two stanley cups that's three years removed from a 112 point campaign who are the worst team in over twenty years in an era of unprecedented parity. there's no excuse for being what they are

>>74799870
Ya that pretty much spells it out. Fuck the Avs

>>74799833
The Avs are the worst team since the salary cap/floor was created. >>74799870 is right.

>Avs have gone consecutive months without winning a single game
christ, how do you even get out of bed

>>74799870
and for joe sakic to just sit there and do absolutely nothing all season is hilarious

there was never even an attempt to salvage the season

>>74799454
>.921
>hart

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>that moment when you realize your team is not going to make the playoffs this year
>when that moment is the second time this season you've had this realization

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>avs before November 23

9-9-0

>november 23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-xR94uwUU

>avs after November 23

11-38-3

>oilers are good for the first time in recent memory
>all their fans have autism

A shame. After all this time they deserve better,

>>74799989
but i thought matt benning couldnt make big hits?

wtf i hate gryba now

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>tfw have a sinking feeling >we will collapse horribly and miss the playoffs for the third year in a row

if they do sweeney better burn the team to the ground