/heem/: wgaf edition

Great thread. Made on time. What more can you ask? The

>>74793740
This is such a shit thread.

RAUGHS

>>74793790
No it isnt

I'll join this one instead of Adan's

Floyd would lose to Cody in a boxing match

>>74793804
*portions a reee*

>>74793822
*Money for Nothing plays in the background*

>>74789453. Made me chuckle

>>74793804
Did Conor take care of his underwears?

If me, coral springs, adan and SpergOP/JacareFan/SBGNamelad/SWISOP/CruzFan/WebmLad/KhabibFan/NotaNamefag/Notapersonality was all put in a cage and forced to fight I'd probably win.

>>74793873
I'd bet on WeidmanOP

>>74793873
>SpergOP/JacareFan/SBGNamelad/SWISOP/CruzFan/WebmLad/KhabibFan/NotaNamefag/Notapersonality
I see what you did there

Lads, it's official: https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/843920312945295360

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>>74793873
I think you'd be surprised.

>>74793873
hmmmm

>>74793873
Still wouldn't grant a shot against me

>>74793902
now that the dust has settled... who is the easiest nut in that division?

boys did the mod delete the entire thread from earlier? lmao wtf

>>74793909
>0-0-0

>>74793902

You missed the real news:

https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/841731740821528576

>>74793935
OH SHIT

OH SHIT GET HYPE

OH SHIT GET HYPE BOYS

>>74793909
Does everyone call you Cuck because you always bet on Yoel Homero (rightfully so)

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>>74793944

>>74793965
*mouth drops open*

>>74793953
>>74793965
Why does this guy want to get beat up by Jon Jones so badly?

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***ATTENTION AUTISTS***

>>74793929
SpergOP made that last thread (the one that got to about 500 posts)

It was deleted because he just got a 1 day ban for making an early thread. So all his posts were deleted.

If you see him posting he is ban evading.

t. mission accomplished (again)

>>74794007
You are biggest loser of /Heem/

>>74794007
>>74794007
>SpergOP

You mean SWISOP right? He has different named webms so he's totally not the same guy :)

Why is it always American twats who ruin muh /heem/?

Can anyone here give me CV advice?

>>74794030
whatchoo talk abow myko

War Machine not guilty on attempted murder, hung jury

Why was spergOP banned? He wasn't spamming, he made a thread 10 posts early amongst 6 other idiots.

>>74794049
HAHAHAHAHHA fuck you

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>>74794036

Dillon bless

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*blocks your path*

>>74794072
OP doesn't fuckin matter you idiot

>>74794082
This, Adan is right for once

>>74794053
they should all be banned. any thread before 500 is the same whether its 10 posts or 200

Mad cuz ur mom's a fan?

>>74794095
I just don't understand why it's always the edgy shitty threads that are early

>>74794030
All me. Go fuck yourself you rule obsessed zilch.

>>74794088
Shouldn't you be cleaning a toilet somewhere?

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First they came for Spain, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't from Spain.

Then they came for Spergop, but I wasn't involved in the thread wars so I stayed silent.

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

Leave Swisop alone! He does more good to this general than bad!

>>74794088
OI

>>74794095
little crybaby bitch lol

>>74794100
>just don't understand why it's always the edgy shitty threads that are early

are you seriously implying that spergy didn't JUST catch a ban?

>>74794053
The ban is specifically for "making a thread before it hits the bump limit." I know because I just got one and am currently ban evading and have more proxies than this zero has seconds alive. Literally press that report button I don't have to reset shit just literally 2 clicks of the mouse you fucking nobody. Enjoy not having your news and links you statist shill.

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Glad that Heem is embracing our official boy

Lads, Robbie's in trouble: https://twitter.com/FilthyTomLawlor/status/843925033521102848

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have you thanked jacare today /heem/? TYBJ

>>74794137
Yeah now look at him, where are you at? Conor Bless lads

>>74794135
I want you to know the events and news were always appreciated. Janitors are gay

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>>74794082
>OP doesn't matter
>makes an early thread every single time

>>74794171
the OP doesn't matter you fuckin idiot

>>74794159
*vroom vroom*

childhood is posting on /heem/
adulthood is realizing that /mag/ will always be the superior general.

>>74794159
Jacare bless.

>>74794171
heem is all he has alongside his imaginary wife lad.

Jesus Christ just shut the fuck up about the OP, nobody cares aside from 2-3 autists

>74 posts
>21 posters

>he's posted almost 50 times

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>>74794184

>>74794224
>76 posts
>still 21 posters

lmao

>>74794159
based Jacky

Imagine taking heem this seriously

rahh...

Let adan make the threads from now on. It is very important for him to be the OP.

>>74794252
OP doesn't matter ya fuckin idiot

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When you need to be the OP like a drowning man needs a breath, only then will you see truth.

Bless.

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HAPPENING

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>he thinks spamming that OP doesnt matter will makes anybody forget that he's the one that has been making early threads for months now

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>>74794275
>it's a ppv event

>>74794275
I just might go.

The only sensible world to live in is one without rules. And tonight you're all a bunch of zeroes.

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>>74794268
Schaub bless brother. Very inspirational.

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>>74794260
It's not he OP itself that matters, but to live fully and truly throuh the OP - nobody can deny that THAT matters. To be the OP is to attempt to replicate truth and that is the highest virtue. Of course the Op doesn't matter! It is only BEING the OP that matters.

>>74794282
is there an unusual amount of Canadian posts in this thread you fuckin spastic?
by the way

the OP doesn't matter ya fuckin idiot

>>74794046
Yeah, but found guilty on like 25+ charges. The guy is gonna do a stint like a motherfucker.

I don't know how the criminal justice system works in the US, but I wouldn't be surprised if he got life since he turned down to plea bargains for 16 years and 18-40 years.

this thread was made with a proxy by the way. RULE VIOLATION.

t. calendarbro

>being so shook by a dip portioner you portion spergOP's balls in your mouth

>>74794319
why are you pretending to be me?

>>74794315
It's like being a 4chan poster for a living, except you don't get the Internet so you are REALLY. FUCKING. BORED. Fuck anyone who supports any form of government.

>>74794150
>whereabouts
its nothing, why is lawlor putting this out in public? dick.

The poll that saved /heem/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12573136

Diakiese's last 6 opponent's combined record was 52-5.

Imagine actually paying for a PPV lmao

>>74794221
>>74794235

>post number goes up by 25
>unique posters goes up by a couple

lmao

Heem OP episodes are u ironically my favorite. I don't even care we get them every week.

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>>74794338
hes like the opposite of Khalabeeb

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>>74794330
Do the predictions for Invicta FC 22.

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>>74794338
Truly he is the black conor mcgregor.

>>74794339
When you weren't actually here posting at all for 3 days. /heem/ was better than ever. You are a faggot loser that spergs out and derails every thread he doesn't make like you are right now

>>74794339
The only reason the OP makes a difference is because of a tiny handful of autistic cry babies don't get their way to attempt to shit the thread up

Anyone normal doesn't fucking care

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>>74794338
>>74794352
>>74794358

forgot pic

>>74794367
>normal
You mean cookie cutters?we are freaks baby we don't give a care

DANA WHITE BTFO

https://twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/843936869205266432

dana shite

>>74794363
>>74794367

I love it when he turbospergs though

I love it

>>74794353
i was going to do it since i had already made the header but i dont feel like it desu. mor than half the replies are gonna be wmma=wgaf

>>74794375
Cringe

>>74794379
Dumb stoner probably just forgot

>>74794379
>ever believing the Super Smashed Brothers

>>74794393
Talk tough online but u refuse to sign the liability form

>>74794379
>My Twitter was hacked

>>74794372
He's legit, there's no two ways about it. Hope the UFC continue to build him steadily. We could be looking at a future champ.

>>74794379
>I haven't been offered any fights except the one

Well it's not like Nate has said he wants to fight anyone so he's definitely holding out for Conor.

>>74794372

he had a slew of r1 KOs earlier too right? i think he has limitlesssssss potential

*revs up sperg*

>>74794411

i haven't been offered any fights, bud

>>74794375
no Jason, just no

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>>74793965
kek

>>74794485
WOOOOOOOH

IT RIC FLAIRENING

NATURE BOYING

*Clouded this boy is*

*hmm yes, very clouded*

WOOOOOOOOO

>>74793740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIZ9H4ZLzs
praise eddie

What happened to Jones being in trouble again

edgy and kron go balls deep into BJJ on this new podcast, worth a watch for any trufitefan(tm)

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>>74794375
I bet you tasted semen.

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>>74794501
YOU READY?

>>74794509
>one random guy tweeted something
there was never any real news about that m8. just people believing a random tweet because they dislike jones

>>74794411
hey pussy, are you still there? post the form, monkey prick!

Bellator 108

Sonnen vs Wand
Fedor vs Rampage
Bader vs Vassell
Dannis vs TBA

>>74794498
You can do a better job of cleaning that photo up.

>>74794418
Yeah I agree, the guy is legit. Plus he joined ATT now so he is making the right moves. Just hope they don't rush him.
>>74794452
he has 3 finishes and 3 decisions prior to that, which I quite like since it shows that he can go the distance and isn't just a 1 round fighter.

>ward kovalev 2 habbening

who will win and why would both lose to the notorious one?

>>74794467
>>74794528
Is that you dale?
https://youtu.be/7BWCY8euCEU

SIGN
THE
FORM

>>74794571
>roids
>poorfag
>larping as black
>thinks hes better than he is
>trump supporter and racist
>fucks traps(kid you not)
quintessentially /heem/

>>74794599
He hasn't had a tranny in over a year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_WWMTR9LU

whose that in the middle that tries to stop them

>>74794611
>long dry spells
how is that not /heem/?

Imagine bragging for years on a sports image board about a union dock job. It is the equivalent of a guy with down syndrome constantly talking about his job sorting bottles at the recycling plant. Except the guy with down syndrome is taller and has a bigger penis.

>>74794617
I really miss the build up to Jones vs. DC I. It was amazing.

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:(

>>74794671
another pettis?

you are actually mentally challenged if you pay for fightpass and/or ppvs

>>74794533
Nah. Bellator doesn't need to load up that much. Chael-Wandy and maybe one other big fight is fine. They need to spread out their headliners

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>>74794693
That's Sergio
My boy is having about as good a time in life as me right now

>>74794713
didnt recognize him. I feel bad for Anthony desu, its not even like he lost to shit fighters or anything

Cejudo will beat mini-Pettis.

>>74794745
guillotine in the second. cap this

HARD MAN YEAH?

Kid Nate

Are you the boxing guy?

>>74794358
You should not be able to do that kind of shit to a UFC calibre fighter, that dude is just a can they were using to build Diakese up.

Zane Simon

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>>74794791
I am the striking guy

Eugene S. Robinson

Yes, yes I am

JACARE SOUZA

>>74794732
I suppose he has a kid and long time gf now, that seems to change a lot of fighters.

>>74794745
No he won't, Sergio heems cejudo, Ray Borg heems Joseph Benavidez. Ray vs Sergio for the interim belt

I am the heem guy.

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Mfw Jacare retires because he doesn't get a titleshot. Those Alligator tears fool nobody

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STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

more like the FAILIGATOR

>>74793820
Yeah but he's Dana's borning nigger.

>>74794825
>Sergio heems cejudo, Ray Borg heems Joseph Benavidez
lol

>>74794843
dat nigga sexy

Did Cejudo get robbed against Benevidez?

>>74794872
nah, should have been a draw tho.

>take the dogs out
>come back in
>nine more unique posters

>literally 100 more posts

lmao /heem/ is the best

>be world champion
>need to play video games online to make ends meet
>dana has a $160,000 saber toothed tiger fossil for a decoration

>>74794877
I dont get it. Are conversations not a thing?

>>74794877
wow that's fucking bananas
fucking retard

>>74794877
Do you think that the IP count should go up with every new post?

I knew you were dumb adan, but not THIS dumb.

>>74794877
get a cat bro

>>74794901
I've got a cat too bud

>>74794900
muslims don't have dogs
those subhumans can't experience love and empathy
they're dumber than christians and jews, and they stole their religion from them too

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why does canada think we're not supposed to make more than one post/thread? does he think heem has 500 regular users?

>>74794908
lol angry dockie kicking his feet and screaming in his booster seat again

>>74794901
did you bang assless daly?

>>74794909
ya its really just teh same 30 guys day in and day out 2bh i luv ya laddies

>>74794842
I cant think of someone that has so stupidly talked themselves out of a title. That stupid talk is the sort of thing Dana eats up. He may as well have gotten on all fours and begged to never get a title shot

>>74794917
shut the fuck up and change your name now

>>74794914
DUDE ALLAH LMAO
fuck that zero who works at the dogs he's a bigger zilch than you are
at least you can take a joke

>>74794918

>30

buddy it's like 10 lol

>>74794914
He is right though.

So nate doesn't want to fight Eddie, but when you look at who's ranked above him but he's saying he's not waiting for Magrega.

Portioned some thoughts.

>>74794928
Every time you post it thoroughly warms my heart. Your rants on statists are the best. Thanks man

>>74794935
I think they should make Nate fight Barboza

lol

>>74794949
If he turned down Eddie is he really gonna accept Barboza?

RIP his legs.

There literally are over 70 unique posters you blithering idiots.

I made predictioncuck 3.0 quit (every negative comment about his calendar was me)

I made 1.0 predictioncuck quit (i constantly said you forgot to add me you fucking cunt even though he did and called him a fucking loser every time he posted the picks)

i just got spergOP banned by making early threads and forcing him to do so as well, he got at least 1 day for making a new thread before the bump limit

>>74794953
Thanks man

Question heem, you know how Dana said he would "take care of Romero" why is this? To me it seems he knows truthfully that Romero should have been next for Bisping without a doubt. He never did anything for Maia,Edgar,Jacare, building win streaks. Should Romero have been next?

>>74794952
lol that's what I mean

his poor legs

>>74794953
oh and by the way i'm also the scat/gay/blacked spammer but don't do it for any particular reason

>>74794953
You are the biggest loser of heem

>>74794959
Yes.

I'd imagine Romero gets a nice paycheck next fight

>>74794953
whatever you say bud lol

whatever you say

>>74794959
>>74794972
if Bisping beats GSP, will he fight Yoel this year?

>>74794379
So, he's not holding out? Who does he want to fight? Seems like he's just abusing Dana for no reason to look like a cool rebel.

>>74794943

does the NSA hand out physical checks or are they direct deposited you worst thing possible in 14+ billion years of reality

come and arrest me i have nothing to lose you fucking cum stain on humanity

>>74794985
Only IF Kelvin beats Silva

>>74794953
wew

Whatever happened to Bulgaria? Was that another Swab/scat proxy?

>>74795007
buddy are you serious lol that was the most obvious one

>>74794953
doing gods work

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>>74794953
thank you for the service

>>74795007
no that wasn't me

>>74794077
h-help!

>>74794953
>i just got spergOP banned by making early threads and forcing him to do so as well, he got at least 1 day for making a new thread before the bump limit
>making early threads
Kill you are self

>>74794985
Unless Nick Diaz decides to fight him i think so. I genuinely think Bisping would fight Romero if offered

Just a reminder to thank ArchiveGOD for unraveling all of heems secrets

TYBAG

>>74794953
Is that you dockie?

>>74795066
This is you huh? >>74794953

Always sowing discord on /heem/

>>74795066
The unsung hero of /heem/

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make it rain

*continues revving*

What exactly has """"ArchiveGOD"""" exposed?

>>74795071
No Im just giving the deserved thanks to ArchiveGOD. Had he not started the chain of exposing and uncovering the autists. All these revelations would have never happened

>>74795085
he's /heem/'s own detective bud

he looks into like, hidden secrets and treasure and stuff like that

>>74795085
t. fataresperg who got EXPOSED

>>74795096
You are an autist.

>>74795067
No. He's the anti-statist who owns a lot of guns. I think he's that one mobile Schaubposter too who makes the heem MMA generals with the proxies

Archive guy is docksperg, last thread he was posting 4plebs link on getting dockjob.

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TGWW

>>74795111
Oh so that sperg who admits he doesn't even watch the fights and is always embodying the worst parts of the general?

>>74795128
I think so.

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i have controlled /heem/ from behind the shadows for months and you are all just puppets dancing on my finger and NO ONE, NOT ONE A (YOU)S WILL EVER EXPOSE ME

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"I want heem to be as shitty as possible so that all these other anons have to suffer because my life is shit"

>>74795161
We all know it's you dockguy making early threads

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wow i cant believe they actually did it

F

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>>74795161
But have you ever wondered who is controlling you?

SpergOP and Jacarefag are the same person

Dockguy confirmed spammer

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>>74795193
How come I'm not banned then? :)

>>74795188
Woah wtf its real i love drumpf now

>>74795193
jacarefag is atleast two people

>>74795205
>Realizing this just now

Docksperg is Spamming because we found out he is archive guy

>>74795222
He is not the Archiver.

>>74795186
never made a thread

>>74795191

no one

>>74795222

he knows he is being controlled and he is lashing out, but this is all my design

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>scat spammer picking a fight with me now

What a repulsive individual. Haters will now be lumped with this degenerate.

>>74795240
Yes he is, he was linking archives to dockjobs and old posts

>>74795242
THIS IS PROOF DOCKGUY IS KEK SCATPOSTER

>>74795188
Holy shit that's some .jpeg compression

>>74795124
dockie did pretend he was a detective back when adan actually did post here

you may be onto something my man 100%

>>74795248
Im pretty sure its this guy thats the spammer >>74794142

>>74795284
You the /tv/ spammer that has claimed to post CP. Must suck making 15/hr at customer support

>>74795274

This loser right here: >>74794953 is all the awful gimmicks in this general. Not that he's all of them but he apes and copies their posting styles when they're not here. Plus being the spammer.

*robot voice*

TURBO

SPERG

ONLINE

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in
What he used to make it talk
So tough, it's tough

>>74795284
Why do you post CP on /tv/? What went so wrong in your life?

>>74795284
with all your effort and proxies and bots and wonderful images, you will never be more than my plaything

i look forward to these upcoming months

>>74795308
Janitors need to get him V&

lol fucking retards even ironically believing something immediately

I think I'm not as bad as people thought

>>74795316
i've never seen any on /tv/ it's just that jordan(?) girl, they're like fucking pictures you see in magazines in super markets

>>74795324
When the shitstorm a few months ago of taking heem to asp was made by the "aussie" this spammer was talking about spamming CP on /tv/ while working customer support job.

this thread is unreal boys

>No UFC for 3 weeks
>Most of the spergs here don't even watch other promotions

Why even bother posting? Close /heem/ down.

>>74795339
yeah i saw it on the bans page (a non nude fucknig disney tier show picture) and ran with it

i like how you question the obvious australian proxy but not the fucking tv or customer support job

protip: they're all fake you're a literal retard if you have actual cp on your hard drive and go ahead say herp derp he's just saying that!

memes

I want to join the discord

>>74795369
You'd be surprised how dumb people are storing CP, I'm not questioning anything. I'm 100% sure it's the same guy

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/our guy/ Scatpsycho is back

>>74795384
I'll discord your throat with my fist.

>>74795389
You're 100% wrong. I've been posting here for 12 fucking years every fucking day.

I don't even understand the drama.

I don't know whose mad at who desu
ArchiveGod is new to me as well

What's the worst fight of all time. Females only.

>>74795396
Why do you spam your own general?

I fucked my wrist like a week ago throwing hooks too heavy without wraps or gloves and it's still not unfucked. How long does this shit take?

>>74795398
Most people here don't watch anything that isn't UFC, and there's no UFC for the next 20 days.

>>74795427
I fucked up my finger 2 months ago and its still not fixed, clicks everytime I move it

@BRITBONG

>>74795452
wut

>>74795458
I need you to log into your discord and we'll go from there

>>74795427
>>74795441
Take tumeric curcumin with black pepper extract. My left thumb bent back about 160 degress during jitz, but this stuff sped up the healing process.

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>>74795398
invicta this weekend m8

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Thoughts /heem/?

>>74795483
im logged in

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>>74795484
curcumin is >>74795484
>>74795484
>>74795484
Curcumin is some good shit for healing, helps the brain recover from concussions as well

>>74795500
hilarious

>>74795503
I can't message you, I don't know why. I need you to send me a link to the discord

>>74795554
https://discord.gg/JaVs7

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>>74795492
Counting the days, can't wait!

>>74795566
You really know how to jiggle with a mans emotions :(

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finally unbanned !!

what up /heem/

>>74795622
didn't work?

>>74795635
Didn't work

>>74795639
looks like the servers are down

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>>74795649
:(

>>74795649
just like yo mamas panties BITCH

>>74795668
Hose very sad indeed

>>74795687
just like yo mama when she thinks about how you turned out BITCH

As boxing wanes and MMA continues to rise more and more guys who trained boxing growing up will move over to MMA instead of pro boxing and they will dominate the sport

Just look at goats like Cruz and also getting dominated by garbrandt and mcgoober, this is just a fraction of what's to come

>>74795690
You don't even know me bro
just let me bang

>>74795698

>an extremely young sport will continue to develop as it grows more popular

more at 11

>>74795698
If the Floyd vs Connor fight actually happens Floyd will singlehandedly turn that all around.

The fight will be the most watched combat fight in the 21st century and it'll likely end with Connor and the MMA humiliated. Nobody will want to go to the MMA if that happens.

>>74795698
Don't forget Ngannou

>>74795747
>The fight will be the most watched combat fight in the 21st century and it'll likely end with Connor and the MMA humiliated. Nobody will want to go to the MMA if that happens.

yeah that's why Floyd is like -950 and literally everyone expects him to win

Goodnight heem

>>74795747
I'll laugh when it gets way less PPV buys than the Pacman fight

>>74795828
No chance.

Give me a basic gestalt on Luta Livre from Brazil.

>>74795698
in time chinks and spics will begin to recognize the supremacy of western martial arts. western boxing combined with wrestling/sambo absolutely DOMINATES chink-kick and meme-jitsu.

>>74795274
For sure not my man. I am the taste maker of heem.

>>74795867
>chink-kick

>>74795484
Hmm, I think I have some of that already. Thanks for the suggestion
>>74795441
My knee was clicking every time I bent it for like a month but it finally stopped a couple of days ago, so have hope.

what is the best way to work out so i can beat "people" of colour up? i hate jews by the way.

The best base for MMA is yoga and kettlebell swings

>>74795961
Become a cop and you'll get paid to do it

>>74795922
majority of successful competitors in the UFC rely most heavily on western martial arts

>cody
>silly dilly
>gooby
>khabib
>tyron
>DC
>stipe

all come from a boxing and/or wrestling/sambo background and all are at the top of their divisions because western martial arts are SUPERIOR to chink and spic shit

>>74795867
I always wondered how the early UFC tournaments would have gone if instead of getting Frank shamrock they'd got a high level wrestler

>>74795994
>Sambo
>Western martial art

It's Eurasian buddy

>>74796052
the small one is gay right

>>74796012
I'll do it here:

>>74796032
Yes but it's too dangerous for MMA

>>74796052
Black Dan Hardy

DANGEROUS WIT EVERY HAND

When can we realistically expect to see Edmond cornering a UFC fight next?

>>74795625
Figured out what you got banned for.

>>74796069
Eurasian domination, see GGG for further proof

>>74796087
True

>>74796084
conor himself is a failed amateur boxer who ran through the entire manlet roster with basic counterpunching lmao

>b-b-but muh meme kicks and meme chokes!

>>74796091
what is it

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>>74795500
Hmmmm I never thought of it that way, thanks S. alqsimi!

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>the absolute state of MMA media

>>74796087
Why do people pay rent when they can go live under a bridge instead?

Why do people pay for food when restaurants are always throwing out supplies at the end of the day?

Why do people pay for alcohol when they can brew their own in their houses using local ingredients?

Why do people pay for internet/cable when it's free at starbucks?

Why do people pay for water when rain exists?

Why do people pay for anything in life?

>>74796118
What changed ITT since he started posting?

>>74796138
it got more fun...?

>>74796121
Robin Black is correct AGAIN

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>>74796125
I like you. Schaub bless brother.

>>74796144
Answer those questions poorfag. Even one would be fine.

>>74796110
This desu, MMA is literally still in it's infancy

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Man why do autists have to argue on here?

Just try keep your sperges contained and lets discuss mma please

Let's give this a try for example.

Boy, that UFC London card was quite something ey?

[spoiler] fuck this dead general [/spoiler]

>>74796110
He is an Irish amateur champ