Name one person who has a better life than Leo Messi [SERIOUS]

>>74792458
his wife probably

>>74792458
Ed Sheeran

>>74792458
Leonardo Di Caprio

Me. I do.

>>74792468
>fat ginger

>>74792484
>old and fat

>>74792464
>living in the shadow of his husband

>>74792458
Vladimir Putin

>>74792468
>>74792484
I think playing football in front of 80,000 adoring screaming fans who worship you like a god, and scoring goals and making art in front of people is more of a high than acting or singing shitty formulaic pop music

>>74792458
Donald Trump

>>74792499
>lives in Russia

>>74792496
>lives in Britain

>>74792505
>80% of the world hates him

>>74792505
correct answer

TYBT

>>74792458
I can't look at Messi's wife without falling in love.
How do I obtain a qt latina waifu?

>>74792458
>does what he loves for a living
>Undisputed best in the world at what he does >Worshiped like a god by millions
>Earns tens of millions of dollars per year
>Beautiful 10/10 wife who he's dated since 16 (she's never been with another man)
>2 healthy kids


noone else comes close

>>74792497
>>74792508
Stop posting, I'm cringing while reading you
You are trying too hard to sound cool, it's embarrassing

>>74792515
Walloons count as latins

>>74792515
Watch our league

Le footy lad look

How contrived. Sad!

Messi's son

got to suck on his mom's tits, gets to see her naked, gives no fuck about his dad or his profession, and is now a trustfund babby

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>>74792591

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>>74792609
I'm pretty sure Messi can suck on his wife's tits and see her naked too

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>>74792612
>/sp/ - sports

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>>74792515
literally the GOAT

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>>74792665
Maybe if his wife hadn't been blacked I would agree with you.

>>74792721
>implying any amount of black cock could counter the aryan children output gisele gave brady (with his own sperm)

sorry no, having the first lineage of space marines is unbeatable

>>74792653
Wonder how she feels pushing out autistic kids.

>>74792458
Roger Federer

>>74792760
ask your mom

>>74792760
You're delusional if you think the kids are messi's

>>74792772
B
T
F
OooooooooOOOO

>>74792750
About that.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141001090238.htm
http://gnosticwarrior.com/women-may-carry-the-dna-of-all-their-sexual-partners.html

>>74792802
POO IN LOO
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>>74792760

You just got BTFO'd by the britbong.

>>74792772

>>74792772
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>74792772
banter

>childhood sweetheart
She ignored him until he became a famous futbalplayer.

>>74792802
'bit o black gene to keep the inbreeding away, just what the first space marine chapter needs

>>74792772
noice

>>74792827
Who says money can't buy happiness.

>>74792504
>making art

no.

>>74792772
HEH

>>74792458
Right now?
Sure, maybe

In 5-7 years when his career is over and he realizes that he isn't capable of doing anything else that would bring in that kind of money, which will result in his wife dumping him and taking the kids, not so much anymore.

He should enjoy it as long as he can.
Also he should win the World Cup, then he might get a messiah-tier statue like Maradona in Argentina, which may bring him some valuable sponsoring money.

>>74792886
he has enough money to spend like a rabid arab for 2 lifetimes

but I still think brady has it better because he can go outside america and not be harassed for pictures

>>74792772
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Grichka Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff

>>74792513
>>74792505
>historically low approval ratings
>setbacks and controversies every day


how long will you keep the meme up? just let it go lads...

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LeBron 'KING' James.

>>74792919
sound like someone gets his information from mass media news outlets. good goy

>>74792919
>he has a 37% approval rating!
>dont worry anon, he'll never win!
>hillary is polling at 99.2% chance to win!

>>74792505
didn't the FBI announce today that they're investigating him for (allegedly) being a Russian puppet?

I think the entire intelligence apparatus in the US is against him and they're trying hard to find something to impeach him, which would make him the shittiest US president in history

things certainly aren't looking good for him right now 2bh

>>74792772
HOLY SHIT

>>74792886
Nigga if Messi was going broke I'm sure Barca would throw him a job or the fans would donate to him or take him into there homes. He's set for life.

>>74792942
>>74792932
You're right guys, I'm sorry for posting "Alternative Facts"

:^)

>>74792948
I don't even know why they pretend the president matters anymore

>>74792948
>just got home
>check news on CNN
>third link is "it cost this much to protect Melania"

at this point they're recycling stories. I've seen this story like 10 different times on CNN. Theyre as credible as RT or Infowars at this point.

>>74792967
He's not dumb nor lives a luxury life, he'll never be broke

Only people who were poor as fuck and then millionaire do that, Messi grew up in a middle class family

>>74792977
because unlike Romania, our president has the power to start a world war and project power ANYWHERE in the world

>>74792948
Hans, shouldn't you be making dinner for your girlfriends state appointed muslim fuckbuddy?

>>74792900
>>74792967
Never said he's going to be broke, but he will never be able to bring home that kind of money like he is right now.

And the question is if Antonella will accept the not-so-rich lifestyle that she probably got used to.
She might just fuck off and find some other, more attractive rich guy.

She's a good looking women, so it shouldn't be hard to find herself a sugar daddy in Spain or Europe in general

>>74792995
he can live a luxury life and still not go broke, shit he can go broke and still make enough money from advertisements to go millionaire and broke again (twice)
>>74793001
yeah and then lose to vietnam

but what I meant is your president has no fucking power and all hiss strings all pulled by political entities in your country (like the CIA)

>>74793014
I mean, he doesn't burn his money like people like Tyson

Messi just lives the average rich person life, he doesn't throw yatch parties every weeekend

>>74793003
What is it with anglos and their cuckold fantasies involving non-whites?

Anyway, better make sure that your pakis aren't raping another thousand british girls (it's not racist to stop them btw)

>>74793010
Who said Antonella is spending like crazy?? She from a rich middle class family its not like having money is new and she justs spends and spends. Im sure they can afford some vacations and others tgings and still maintain that life style.

>>74792802
Yet another reason to desire a pure woman

>>74793012
>two pairs of twins
>wife looks like she could be his mother

dan bilzerian

or

myspace tom, founder of myspace. made hundreds of millions, now spends his time travelling the world and jerking off. just check his insta

>>74793102
dan bilzerian is in his 30s and already had like 3 heart attacks, he's gonna be dead very soon

also, he has only fucked a fraction of the amount of women he claims he has
we're talking about a guy who literally has to pay women to hang out with him (and again, most won't even sleep with him despite being paid thousands)

he's an insecure poser, not a very good life to live 2bh

no idea about that myspace tom

>>74793001
>retards actually believe this

kek the dude can't pass a ban on Muslims the first time without his own courts telling him to go fuck himself lmao

he's far from a medieval king and even they had to appraise situations before starting wars on a whim

holy fuck the ignorance is incredible

>>74793102
>dan bilzerian
>being jealous of a trust fund babby who is defined by his insecurity about being 5'7 and spends all his time fucking shallow whores and boasting to his virgin teenaged instagram followers

>>74792458
anyone taller with a non-india wife

>>74793102

i mean obviously i'd trade my life for bilzerian's but he seems extremely insecure and fucked desu

>>74792458
>leo *pukes* messi
honestly anyone healthy and wealthier than him lives a better life.

>>74793153
>"Congress holds the power to declare war. As a result, the president cannot declare war without their approval. However, as the Commander in Chief of the armed forces, many presidents have sent troops to battle without an official war declaration (ex. Vietnam, Korea)."

So yes he can essentially start war but not officially "declare war."

>>74792458

Any person who just won a ton of money in the lottery and is chilling a carefree life fucking 10s every day without having "fans" recognize you on the street.

>>74793294
>pukes
Do you live 5 years in the past? wtf

>>74793403
no he can't because he has to think like someone who isn't retarded and about the position in the country is in

maybe there's a legal basis for him sending troops to china but if he was ever so retarded to do so on a whim he'd be impeached or assassinated because of how utterly stupid and suicidal it is

he's not a fucking king you moron

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>>74792760
>>74792772

>>74793587
you retarded aspie argie running around this thread answering everyone like your life depends on it, stfu

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/lionel-messi-vomits-sitting-barcelona-9057088

5 years ago my ass. literally kill yourself right now for being this wrong.

he pukes. he is unhealthy. he was born unhealthy and needed medication to grow into the deformed midget he is. no amount of sexy wives, money, or CL cups will change that fact. i would MUCH rather be someone handsome and healthy like beckham, and tit fuck posh spice every single night.

>>74793587
Wtf im not op and i think its ridiculous to blame messi for puking but he's even done it this season heck within the last month even.

>>74792772
impressive.
A your mom joke where you're actually making fun of the guy and not the mom. First time I've seen it. 10 internets to you.

>>74793613
>no he can't because he has to think like someone who isn't retarded
Do you even read the news? Actually, have you seen anything regarding him since the beginning of the election season til now?
>has to think like someone who isn't retarded
He doesn't, and he's already proven that. He already got an elite commando killed by sending them into Yemen to do fuck all.

Also I literally quoted the Constitution. He can start war, but he can't "declare war."

all the members of bts

>>74793744
and his mom's a slag

>>74792948

>Trump will start war with Russia
>And he's also a Russian puppet

full retard. also, the CIA/FBI/etc. are politically divided within themselves. All the Wikileaks shit has been exactly that, leaks and not hacks. The truth is that Obama was a stooge to the deep state, and the power and reach of the intelligence community exploded under his presidency. Trump wants himself and congress to have a say in what these agencies do, while they want to keep running clandestine deals with Israel, Saudi Arabia, and Iran. Russia is not our enemy, they are the enemy of our "allies."

Also fame is a meme, anyone who is self-made with dozens of millions lives a more carefree and enjoyable life than Messi, I'm sure.

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>>74793734
Ouuuui where's my fucking Knighthood, you cunts?

>>74793750
he doesn't have the power to make dramatic international actions because if he does something stupid on a whim he's going to have every advisor yelling at him it's suicidal and the real big boys riding on his train will stop him before he acts like a literal madman

he can send troops to China to attack shit just as much as you can go rape and murder your neighbor, it's technically possible but there are far too many consequences stopping you from doing it for it to be a plausible action without adopting a degree of raving lunacy

>>74792464
And his wifes son

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>>74792549
>16
>(she's never been with another man)

Taytay

>>74792549
But did he fuck another women? Because if not, he had sex with only one in his whole life and I'm pretty sure even 8% of /SP/ could beat that...maybe even 10%

>>74792609
By that logic, her gynecologist is able to legally touch her wherever he feels like it

>>74793787
hahahh

>>74792772

wew

I get to eat pizza and drink sprite without having to travel all around the world to get it

>>74792772
#rekt

>>74792458

The lad who delivers his cheese pizza and sprite.

>>74792458
>non white child
I went out with a girl from Argentina and her family made fun of her for being darker than them

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>>74793779
>that russian war strawman tho

>>74793012
realest out there

>>74792458
Damn she has a nice ass.

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>>74792515
She's unironically perfect.

>>74792948
Pay NATO denbts

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With all due respect I would rather be Messi's wife than Messi himself

>Wake up in the morning in your gigantic mansion
>double bed is empty, just you, because Messi had to go to training
>son has been dropped at school by a babysitter
>strecth out, you don't need to work
>Get up and walk downstairs
>pick up the playstation controller
>lay on the sofa, your work for the day is done
>watch Argentine soap operas
>Take the phone and hit the bath
>have a relaxing soak whilst talking to the other wives
>get to learn the dick size of every Barca player
>masturbate in the bath whilst thinking of Pique
>Go downstairs wrapped in a towel
>Messi comes home through the door tired, he stayed behind to practise his free kicks
>grabs a slice of pizza and a sprite, asks you to pick some more sprite up then heads back out to train
>you sit around enjoying life until your son is bought back from school
>play with your son whilst the chef cooks
>Messi calls and says he will late, because he has a meeting with his PR assistant about how to seem like more of a footy lad, remember his sprite!
>you say OK
>put your son to bed
>relax and fall asleep on the soda
>few hours later you wake up
>Messi is standing over you
>His lips are visibly dry and chapped, his eyes are tired and his hair is a mess, even his new toplad blonde dye job has faded
>he doesn't say anything
>he holds up an empty Sprite can
>you realise you didn't buy the fucking Sprite
>panic
>apologise and tell him you will run and get some now
>he asks how
>you say there is a 24 hour shop
>he says no, how will you run with broken legs
>Messi grabs your legs and slams them against the sofa armrest before stomping them until they break
>he violently beats you into a pulp
>makes you crawl naked across a pile of torn up Sprite cans to try and call the police
>your stomach splits open, you are in agony
>he spits on your face, unplugs the phone, and tells you he wants his rouge suit clean for the Balon D'or ceremony
>you weep

>>74795660
mmmmm

>>74793734
fuck you, fucking slimy kike

>>74792458
How on earth did Messi manage to find a woman so short that even with high heels she's shorter than him? Did he go to the Shire?

>>74792549
>Beautiful 10/10 wife who he's dated since 16 (she's never been with another man)

Not exactly true. She started dating him after he became a starter for Barca. It's sweet either way because they really were friends when they were kids, but it's not like they were soulmates or anything.

>>74795660
You forgot the part where he steals your things and hides them because keeping possession is the Barcelona way

why did messi marry luis enrique?

>>74797669
Because Lucho sang him a sexy song. Skip to 2:03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWjnhfM6sw

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>>74792772
HAHAAHHAA

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>>74792772
wehaayy lmao

>>74792772

haHAAAAAA

>>74792774
>LE MESSI IS A KEK TOP MEME!

Fuck i hate this website.

Is it true that Messi had her boyfriend murdered so that he could have her?

>>74798212

now how would any of us know that you fucking leaf

Mayweather

>>74792772
This man made the first funny your mom joke of the century.

>>74792458
>5'7
No thanks lol

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>>74799427
>5'8
No thanks kek

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>>74792772
Excellent, EXCELLENT post.

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>>74795660
>he says no, how will you run with broken legs

>>74792762
Unlike Leo, Roger doesn't make it obvious :)

>>74797571
fucking kek

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Maybe not a better life, but comes pretty close.

>be Nico Rosberg
>son of a F1 Champion
>father lucked into Championship, so you don't really have much to prove
>millionaire since you're born
>get to race the fastest cars in the world
>become millionaire yourself
>win championship
>taste some overrated nigger's tears
>marry your childhood sweetheart
>have a beautiful kid
>win Championship and retire to do anything you want
>LITERALLY do whatever he wants
>continue getting money through contracts with Hugo Boss, Mercedes and IWC Schaffhausen
>will always have a QT wife and kid waiting for him at home
>add to that he's pretty good looking (no homo)

I swear she looks better in other pics

>>74792458
me on the left

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>>74792772

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>>74792772
savage af tbqh pham

>>74799634
Ehhhhh I hate to break it to you but his wife looks like a plastic and old mess

Federer, Kobe, LeBron. At least they're not Manlets

>>74792458
Me, cause I can spend my time whit you guys.

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>>74792772
GOT 'EM

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>>74792772
>>74792772
>>74792772

topkek messhits. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once Antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.

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>>74802848

>>74792802
>http://gnosticwarrior.com

Well there's a reliable source of info.

Get back to answering phones Mahesh.

What about Pique? All the pros of Messi, hotter wife, 3 international trophies and is a 10/10 himself, not an autistic manlet. Cons include not being the GOAT at his job and not being able to fuck with Ibra as often nowadays.

>>74792772
GG no re. I really set myself for that fampai.

>>74793828
Because he's proven himself to not be a raving lunatic? Anyway that's not the point. The point was he can do this. Hence he does have the power.
Of course there are repercussions but that wasn't the argument. The argument was of he could start war without congress, and the answer is yes.

>>74792772

op vanquished

>>74792948
Holy fuck this shilling is insane.

>>74799634
>QT

>>74792919
>>74792948
t. mehmet

>>74795660
Really mahkes ya thank huh????

>>74792458
Loris Karius

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>>74795660

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>>74792772
JUST

>>74792772
>this is a btfo on /sp/

wew dont worry just passin thru ladrianos was expecting a thread on Comey saying he hates the Pats under oath

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>>74795660
wot

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>>74805813
you reckon we would be talking about literal who hating literal whos?

>>74792484
>not saying roger federer

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>>74795660
thank you

i was expecting some cuck fantasy but this was gold

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>>74792772
put me in the screencap pls

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>>74792772

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>>74795660
>You weep
Continue please

>>74795660
>>74792772
good post

Thats really an amazing ass considering it shat out a kid. That must be the italian in her, they got great asses.

>>74792919
he won the election with 34% approval rating

he's now at 39%, so he has an extra 5%

>>74792772
>brit
>mom
>not mum

get the fuck out

>>74792772
Hhmmm fucking christ that's beautiful

>>74792458
>Name one person who has a better life than Leo Messi [SERIOUS]
his bitch got no ass tho
pass

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>>74792612

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>>74795660
>he says no, how will you run with broken legs

>>74814301
He deteste les noirs

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>>74795660
this thread is weird

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>>74812158
>kids come from the ass

Worrying tbqh

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>>74792772

>>74792772
Rekt

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>>74792760
>>74792772
absolutely destroyed

>>74814658
Americans do

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>>74792772

>>74792458
anyone born into a billion dollar inheritance

Messi has to work for his money like a chump

>>74792458
Anyone over 6'

>>74792458
Jamie Vardy: >>74815119

>>74793744
There was one on /a/ too.
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/141278221/

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>>74792772

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>>74792772458
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>74792458
The Duke of Westminster who just inherited over £9 billion and is 26 years old

>>74813560
>ignoring 2nd leg of election

How convenient

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Brehs

>>74817487
me on the left

>>74792919
fuck off sjw

People who can reach the top shelf at the grocery store. Also Lebron James, Tom Brady and Floyd Mayweather.

>>74792458
I do

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>>74792772
eternally btfo

>>74795660
jesus christ

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>>74792772
Made an account just to comment.

#REKT

>>74792458
CR7

>>74792772
kek

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Tom Brady for sure.

He plays a masculine sport and isn't a pathetic manlet

>>74792612
>>74792651

New banner?

>>74823193
plays a masculine sport, has a masculine wife...

>>74823267
who has been blacked.

>>74803081
>40 yo women hotter than Antonella.
Let's see how she looks in 10 years

>>74823267

Don't you have a Somalian bull to prep Hans?

>>74817518
Хpиcтo?

>>74823358
>Says Mr. cohen while his wife is getting ready for Tyrone and Jorge