Manchester United is not statistically the best team in the prem..

>>74792090
>muh possession

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Manchester United does not create ch..

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It's United shot accuracy that is poor, not that the opposing goalkeepers are performing abnormally well against th..

>>74792182
>>74792156
>>74792090
So why are they in fifth?

>>74792199
Because de Gea and Smalling suck

>>74792199
they're too intelligent

>>74792090
>>74792156
>>74792182
>muh stats

Fuck off, faggot, stats mean absolutely nothing in football, you sound like an Amerifat

this is the saddest thread i've seen in weeks

>>74792242
Could you please link me to a sadder thread? I want to feel good about myself

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>spur rank 5th
>yet they are 2nd

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United are being carried by the refe...

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United not being unlu..

This is just sad

>>74792090
>possession

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United are fifth in the league...

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United have spent the 2nd most money on transfers...

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Liga NOS is totally releva..

Yes and they're 6th because why? Conspiracy? Ghost of Busby causing malfunctions on the score board?

Manchester United is the 5th or 6 th best team in the prem and no amount of meme stats are going to change that.

Spurs have the joint highest GD with lowest goals conceded and are in second, can't wait to hear why that doesn't matter and they still suck anyway

>>74792450
>The rest of Europe

>we are unlucky for 27 games straight

Probably something else is going on m8, look deeper.

>>74792090
..ier league
>>74792156
..ances
>>74792182
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>>74792312
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>>74792333
..cky
>>74792450
..nt

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United can win troph..

Where can i find the stats for offside goals scored and onside goals ruled out?

Also the one for players that should have been sent off but weren't.

>>74792543
Thanks

>>74792090
MUH STATS

PÁRA COM ESTA MERDA SEU GRANDE FILHO DA PUTA.

>>74792333
>shit finishing is unlucky

>it's the portugese autist who wants to suck Mourinho's cock

SAD!

>>74792312
Missing penalties doesn't help

>>74792090
The only performance score that matters is points in the table

>>74792090
Possession is a negative stat nowadays

>>74792392
wait, i thought 6 was also europe?

nice stats op
doesnt explain why they arent top of the league though

>>74793728
doesn't explain anything. just says they're the best team in the league, statistically.

>MUH POOSESSION

Bandwaggoning a team because a player from your country plays for them is sad.

But bandwaggoning a team because the manager is from your country is a whole new level of pathetic

>>74793833
So it's almost like they're too good to win the league, huh?

>>74792090
Nonsense

>>74793857
>brits best level of exports in terms of managers is Graeme Souness
Yeah, I understand your position, m8

>>74793833

and yet the games won, drawn, lost, goals scored, goals conceded stats say otherwise
and thats what the league runs on.

feel free to create your own league based on attempts and pass completion, the rest of the world will go by actual results

>>74793915
I'm just collecting (you)'s m8. you're seeing things that are not there.

>>74792199

>Other goalkeepers having godlike preformances
>Smalling
>Refs being god awful in the first half of the season

>>74794333
delusional

A Portuguese person just destroyed everyone on /sp/. This is the best time line.

>>74794333

>Keepers doing their Job
>Offloading Blame to player
>Offloading blame to Refball

The absolute state of Manure and their customers.

>>74792090
>tfw too good to win the EPL

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>this triggers the moortuguese

>>74792090
Can't tell if OP is a mou cocksucker or a Penaldo cocksucker. Probably both.

>>74794333
>If the other keepers were shit instead of our defense, we'd be getting results!
And if Sunderland weren't garbage they would be too. Whats the point in living in fantasy land like this?