Australia 451 & 143/4 (64.0 ov) India 603/9d

Rugby

is

when's tea?

c h o k e

>>74789218
when mum calls me

Stove Smoth wanted this test drawed, GOAT captaining

Will Australia declare at tea?

good boys

Peter Handsome > Don Bradshit

is this >our faf du plessis moment

I hope Australia declare with 10 overs to go and get pissrat out for fuck all again that would be pretty sweet

>>74789258
australia is not that lucky

Can they stop the GARY thing?

It's fucking cringeworthy.

https://clyp.it/olp3g22y

r8 my beat

>>74789267

It sounds like one of those default songs you get on phones, I don't know if that's good or bad.

The poms couldn't manage this. Will this Australian unit whitewash the ashes?

>>74789272
my goal is to revive Nokia with this jingle

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Australia will get a draw for sure.

>>74789279

The same way you whitewashed the Aboriginal culture from Australia? Disgusting.

>you will never be in the commentary box enjoying bantz with VVS and the lads

>>74789279

Hopefully not a whitewash but I see Aus winning heavily.

Donald Trump here am

Here's what's gonna happen unless Trump is stopped very soon: Some Republican/Trump ally will be killed and he'll be turned into a martyr.

Probably win the ashes back as a lot of our players are homebabbys

>>74789288
>>>74789279 (You)
>The same way you whitewashed the Aboriginal culture from Australia? Disgusting.
>>74789288
Low tier banter

>>74789294
What's the food like in whitehouse Donald?

Am I the only one surprised that “openly gay” is still a term?

so this is draw?

Let's hear some Ashes predictions lads

>>74789302
r u ok?

>>74789309
Not since the accident

>>74789303
The food is the whitehouse is great, particularly the Mexican. I love the Mexican people!

Honestly still surprised The Biggest Loser is still a thing

80% of success is showing up

>>74789306

3-1 Australia if I'm optimistic.

My body becomes sexual when I am turned on, not when you are.

sweatingman.jpg

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KEK

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

REMINDER THAT OVER 30% OF TEST MATCHES END IN DRAWS

STUPIDA FACKING GAME

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Who /nervous/ here?

>>74789321
>>74789333

Why? There's 9 overs left.

>>74789311
Its cool how the US has a pres who loves Mexicans. Good for international harmony and all that

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Only one session, no way India win this.

>>74789337
the world needs a war t b h

my mum used to buy me those bertie beetle showbags

>Hate the Australian team
>Only want to see them draw to BTFO RC.

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74789352
Does binland even have sports?

>>74789349
I triggered him so hard he changed his bet to a draw

>>74789356
yes and they are all better than cricket, especially rugby

JUST DRAW MY SHIT UP

Casual reminder that I will win more money than anyone else in this thread from this game.

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>>74789356
yeah, a poor mans version of cricket for retards

>>74789363
we don't even care about divegrass and we are ranked way above you

KEK

>>74789375
Will you ever at any point in your life admit to being wrong?

>>74789377
looks like such a mongoloid spor- oh wait that makes sense it's finland

>>74789381
for
>>74789376

Why hasn't Smith declared yet?

>>74789376
kek

they even have the autism helmets

When should Meme Shit declare?

>>74789379
I already conceded that my prediction would not come to fruition due to retarded Indian bowling tactics.

Normally I wouldn't bet on shit like this, I was just proving a point.

>>74789403
You should try to bang the asian girl from My Kitchen Rules.

>>74789403
What's going to be the inevitable excuse when you don't break anonymity and announce you're running for the seat of Bendigo? You were going to win but lost interest?

>>74789406
I'm trying to stay away from cooking shows so I don't cheat on my wife again.

Something about women cooking really turns me on.

>>74789398
When the number of runs required is greater than the number of balls remaining times six.

>>74789412
I'm probably not going to run, too many retards in this world to effect positive change.

>>74789413

Based RC defending the sanctity of marriage.

Stay strong brother.

>>74789413
Doesn't your missus cook enough for you RC?

>>74789416
What a surprise, you are already deviating from your narrative. Pathetic.

applaud that kohli you cunt

Meme Shit and Pat Cummins both debuted before Shaun Marsh did

>>74789293
In Australia without a doubt

bit livid the next series isn't in England, it would be an elite series with the current sides facing up there

>>74789435
I reckon if Smith is able to have a dominant series in England whilst maintaining his home form, he will go down as the best since Bradman.

>>74789432
>you now remember this series 4 years ago when Meme Shit proved himself capable at Test level

>>74789424
She does a few Baltic and Slavic dishes but her culinary skills aren't great. Usually I do the cooking in the house.

>>74789306
Gabba - Australia
Adelaide Oval - England
Perth Stadium - Draw
MCG - Australia
SCG - Australia

literally screencap this, you know I'm right

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>>74789375

>>74789446
what's your favourite dish?

>>74789448
The new stadium won't be ready for the Ashes.

>>74789442
I remember being absolutely LIVID when he was selected

>>74789448
We wont lose a game to England. We might Draw but we won't lose and AO traditionally favours us.

>>74789441
As an Australian, yeah. His form is actually ridiculous.

Don't think he's as good as guys like Viv or Tendulkar though

>>74789456
day nighter might push things in England's favour
>>74789452
touch and go Tbh, all comes down to whether the chinks build the bridge fast enough from what I heard
if it's at the WACA Australia will win

>>74789454
I don't think even based RC could have predicted what he would become
>>74789457
>Tendulkar
bait

>>74789450
Congratulations friend, very pleased for you.

>>74789451
Probably confit duck...my style.

>>74789460
>le dravid meme

>>74789460
Actually if you go in the archive I predicted that Steve Smith would become an elite batsman during the 2013 Ashes series.

thoughts on chad sayers lads?

honestly think its fucking criminal hes not in the side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD2qa851HAI

I've been asking mum to get some bigger pasta bowls for the past 2 years but she still hasn't got any. The bowls at the moment are just a little too small which really irritates me because I like to have all my pasta in one bowl rather than having to go back to the pot for a top up, where of course the pasta has long gone dry the sauce is cold and the cheese is in a less than stellar state.
Alas, I will try to cram as much as I can in these dwarf bowls to prevent such problems.

>>74789463
You should consider a vegan lifestyle.

Meat kills your brain, which must explain why you are consistently wrong.

>>74789457
Tendulkar is just a longevity babby

>>74789467
India series was early 2013 though

After doing well in England 2013 and at home 2013-14 it was pretty obvious he was becoming elite

>>74789477
>favourite dish confit duck

>Take new ball
>Keep bowling spinners
Is this bait?

>>74789463
RC! it's me, 'dude' from the last thread. forgot to mention I put this bet on this afternoon.
>Congratulations friend, very pleased for you.
no no, you say 'I stand corrected, my apologies' because you said this
>>74789375
>Casual reminder that I will win more money than anyone else in this thread from this game.

wrong.again. That's my lesson for you dude.
700>17

>>74789469
Pukeson Pood 2.0

fine as a third bowler if le banana man or Starc/Pattinson/Cummins aren't available,

>>74789491
"natural variations"

>>74789477
Objectively incorrect.

There are no intellectual vegans, and there's a very good reason for that. I would explain the science but you wouldn't understand it.

>>74789493
My apologies. It appears that I have been wrong on two occasions tonight.

goooooooooood morning

keen for the big show right about now

>>74789493
get a load of this newcunt

>>74789509
I agree. Wicket when lads

>>74789509
why?

missing leg

>>74789514
how do you walk?

>>74789509
yeah handscomb should just fuck off right now Tbh

>>74789514
nah I reckon it's clipping and will go to umpires call, screencap this

>>74789506
>>74789510
desu its a poor shoop, you actually seem like a good dude, sorry
>>74789510
new england clam chowder?

>>74789499
Get a load of this savage.

>>74789522
fuck off freshie

>>74789499
planning on putting Dr back in your trip soon mate or is that career path on the backburner again?

lel at the monkeys cheering the not out decsion

do these cunts even understand DRS

clap that one kohli you cunt

this is the part where Michael clarke says something like "the cricketing gods are looking down on the aussies today"

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>>74789507

literally fatshit in the 90s tier effort from Marsh

>>74789524
pudi pudi, will you accept that?

>>74789532
>knowing /b/ memes means you're not fresh as fuck to /cric/

dunno if any of you guys have realised it yet but there is no way in hell Smoth will declare

>>74789523
No, it doesn't make me a 'savage' it makes me a 'human'.

You're probably some weak prick who wouldn't even have the stomach to chop a rooster's head off and string it up. So you buy into all this vegan bullshit and take articles from 'New Scientist' to back it up.

Being a vegan is objectively bad for you, and the environment.

the worst thing about suicide is that sometimes it's reasonable

>>74789539
nah I reckon he's got a plan going

>>74789536
>using greentext for anything but quotes on any board

>>74789544
is this a straffo tweet?

I really really hope so

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>never declares
>can't score a double century
>averages less than bradman

defend this waste of space

>>74789530
kek remember that time it took him a fucking hour to complete a century and almost got out 10 times while doing it?

>>74789529
based

>>74789561
give him to us and take our pissrat

>>74789577
>you now imagine what pisrat would be like if he were an australian

Indians would hate an aussie Virat so much.

Really impressed at >our lads desu. Even though it's clearly a batting pitch, I didn't think they had the mental capability of grinding one out.

>>Even Kohli applauds
of course he is the only one happy Marsh is sticking around

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>>74789587
just wait

>It's a krazykuckold episode
The worst ones tbqh

It's my birthday today

>>74789587
MMarsh gets so much flak here so matter what he does

>>74789621
really don't like getting confused with krazyrapist Tbh

>>74789627
shit
*SMarsh

>>74789623
Did you do anything fun m8?

>>74789623
fuck off cunt

>>74789634
Bit mean

>>74789633
I'm going out for dinner soon

I don't tell any of my friends when my birthday is because I don't like attention

>>74789645
happy birthday

>>74789645
I'm the same tbqh. Hope the dinner is good lad

It's my birthday this year

>>74789641
sorry

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>Barring a flurry of wickets (or two) this test will go down in scorebook history as a boring block-a-thon that neither side actually tried to win when they were in front. With the historical context, it's a much more absorbing context." Another_PK, the discipline from Pujara and Saha, and the sacrifice made by Australia bowlers, is phenomenal. Four-day Tests can kiss my smelly socks

just shake hands kohli you little shit

>>74789487
Oh please. "literally" everyone in that thread was saying 'whats steve smith doing here...his bowling sux' and I was the only one defending him.

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>>74789655
>he can't afford foxtel and has to "watch" the game on cricinfo

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>>74789655

>>74789659
yeah and I also have a vivid memory of you being spectacularly wrong on every other count

>>74789668
I can guarantee you won't get very far in life with that confirmation bias.

is kohli the type of autistic cunt that won't call it quits like every other captain would in this scenario

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>>74789660
>mummy and daddy pay for his foxtel

DARSH

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

maxwell i swear to christ...

GOLLABS :D:D:D:D

time for memes

So lads how LITERALLY SEETHING are you that SMarsh wont get dropped now for at least a year.

Ha ha! Time for memes!

memeswell to wallop mode for a few overs then we declare and bowl them out

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>>74789701

>>74789701
not at all

>10 overs to go
>4 wickets in hand
I believe lads

AshLOSE and Pissrat have been thoroughly exposed in this series

I want aus to declare with 3 overs to go with a 60 run lead, make india bat for an over

>>74789710
t. curry

i wonder what pissrat and memeswell are talking about

>that appeal

kek?

TURTLE TURTLE

how do you guys appeal to an umpire

i always take the more polite route

"How was that umpire?"

Maxy will win us the next Test match therefore winning us the series, thus killing Mitch Darsh's Test career

>>74789708
Based /saints/ memeposter

>>74789738
username?

>>74789739
what if shaun runs him out?

>>74789708
based Saint Kentucky

>>74789718
They'll just call it off.

Kohli is such a fucking retard, all he's doing is wearing out his bowlers and giving guys like Maxwell some more experience.

you're silly

maxshit

>>74789747
KEK

hmm

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>>74789738
>be me
>playing junior cricket
>bowl a plumb as fuck lbw
>never appealed before
>don't really know what to say
>too nervous
>don't do anything
>just walk back to my mark

i cant think of a team that appeals in a more annoying way

its legit a chimpout every ball

>>74789747
You legit cannot make this shit up. How are you always wrong?

>>74789754
yeah but you only need one person to appeal

>>74789754
Just a howzat is adequete

>>74789758
where was I wrong?

>/saints/ meme poster
>based seshposter
>Saint Kentucky
>aborted narrative watch

E L I T E
L
I
T
E

Reminder that my shilling for muscular, elite Handscomb before the summer is now paying off

big tuff indian bully boyz keeping us out there for 5 more overs

If India bowls them out will they give them a crack at batting?

Kill me

but you are just a bot

he's too insecure to call it off. what a captain

aus should declare for the lols

>>74789779
Trip on RC

Based Kholi giving Wade batting practice

Meme shit looks like he's going to wave them in kek

>>74789812
Casual reminder that I do not post without donning the trip, and if I do it is for a specific reason and I ALWAYS back it up by replying to it with my tripcode confirming it is me.

>>74789820
where is essendon going to finish this year?

he thinks he's so fucking cool

>>74789827
I'm tipping we'll be the first team to have a good crack at the flag from 8th.

>>74789832
>we'll

which player are you m8?

>>74789847
probably your mum's once a time ago.

>>74789851
how do you rate sydney this year rc?

Hello,

Is this /bundes/?

brilliant captaincy from smith that you spergs just dont get,

>LE FUG SMOTH BOWL MAXWELL YOU MONG

if he did that >we would've had to bat half of yesterday as well and probably would have lost

>>74789851
I thought mum jokes were beneath you, yet you disappoint me again. I shouldn't be surprised though.

>>74789859
no it's /bunda/

>>74789854
Premiers

>>74789859
I think you're lost friendo

>>74789870
It was only a half joke, it might be true. I used to fuck around with older women a lot when I was a teenager.

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>>74789871
Who's /bunda/ is better, Holly or Ellsye?

>>74789884
Ellyse is so much more attractive than Holly. I don't understand how they're even comparable.

>>74789880
how old is the oldest milf you've fucked?

>celebrating draw as if it's a win
>poopeelia

>>74789900
She would be about 66 now if she's still alive.

48 when I used to bang her.

>>74789906
>batting to 600 for no apparent reason

>>74789906
you know why it was important. don't be stupid

>>74789911
actually I have fucked someone who was 54 forgot about that.

Why do Indians speak English on the field instead of Hindi?

muh balls

>>74789912
>>74789914
you guys are bangaladesh tier now by celebrating a draw kek

daniel here ama

/rug/ fun /cric/ dumb

>>74789931
remind me who gets the trophy if we draw the next match m8

>>74789931
answer this >>74789926

>>74789931
POO

Oh, man.

>>74789926
because they don't all speak hindi, english is the lingua franca

plus it's obviously more effective for sledging

>>74789937
it won't be a draw for sure
>>74789939
they speak Hindi not English

>>74789951
No they don't, you can hear them say "come on boys" on the stumps mike

>>74789906
>t.Harbhajan Singh

It was supposed to be 3-0, now its 1-1 after Aus pull out the draw. Where is Virat "Tendulkar 2.0" Kohli? Remind me how many runs he scored this series.

>>74789951
>it won't be a draw for sure
so are they going to make another bunsen?

then it just becomes a game of who wins the toss

Off to bed now, hope you all learned something today.

>>74789955
come on boys is a common thing to say, like good bowl jaddu and any other common thing , Other than that they speak Hindi only.
>>74789957
>supposed to be
hmmm, he's scroed tons of runs in the season , he's human after all , give him some time he'll come back

>>74789964
Pretty funny how the "number 1" side in the world can only beat "Aus track bullies" by winning coin tosses.

>>74789987
desu if they'd just produced 4 of these pitches they'd probably have won the series 1 or 2 - nil

>>74789951
but wasn't meant to be a win today? poo logic

what happened to all the indians that were chirping up yesterday?

a draw is still pretty good considering they're playing against the best team in the world

>>74789987
>losing to SA repeatedly at home
hmmmm

>>74789998
its because Australia played were pussy yesterday, played for a draw, bowling bouncers and negative leg side line all fukcing day.

>>74790010
>bowling bouncers is negative
you know they're easy to score off if you don't duck

>>74790010
>australia played for a draw
>not the indians who batted at less then 3 an over and literally chose the pitch
hmmm

>>74790014
>5 out of 6 bowls are bouncers
yeah

>>74790020
>what is negative bowling
hmm a casual.

>>74790010
How do you explain the day before where India scored 240 runs in 90 overs

>>74790027
because they weren't in a good position,they had to be careful but yesterday when pujara and saha was set, smith started to bowl negative instead of going for wickets. Pretty pussy from him Tbh.

>>74790039
>When India play negative, it's being careful
>When Aus play negative, it's being pussy
nice ajay

>>74790039
or you could have scored runs, bowled aus out day 4, and 2nd innings day 5. But sure, negative bowling meme

>>74790039
India LITERALLY did the EXACT same thing in the first innings when the Spud was set by having Jadeja come over the wicket and fire darts into his pad you SEEEETHING fucking casual

>>74790039
going for wickets with who exactly mate? lyon was injured, SOK was causing no issues and he nearly overbowled cummins because he was the only bloke who looked threatening. All that giving maxwell or another part timer a few overs would have accomplished is that india would have been able to declare earlier and just got a few more overs at the end of day 4

>>74790051
>playing at 2.8 rpo is negative batting
2.8 isnt called negative batting , T20 has ruined you mate, but if you bowl 5/6 bouncers and 5/6 on pads it is negative bowling

>>74790060
>>74790061
>>74790064
stop sperging out, your captain wanted a draw that's what he got.

>>74790061
If you had watched the match you could see Jadeja's line was not wide , that's why he got the wicket you SEEEETHING casual

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>employ fine Indian tradition of deliberately poisoning your front lawn to try to win games of cricket
>lose

>>74790068
it's negative batting on that pitch m8, the only bowler from either side who looked remotely threatening was jadeja

Gimme a stream guys. Wanna watch some girlythrow 2.0

>>74790068
there's nothing wrong with legside bowling, short form cricket has ruined you mate. You didn't slog and gift us wickets, why should we bowl lollipops and gift you runs?

>>74790110
>>74790095
the main thing is if Australias tried to get them out before lunch on day 4. They had a pretty good chance to win but they didn't even try, they were happy for a draw.

>>74790103
"Your" 3 hours late m9

>>74790129
theres no fucking way australia had any chance at winning that game by lunch day 4, what planet are you on? 4 sessions remaining to bat a score high enough and have enough time to bowl out India again which we couldn't even do in a day on that pitch.

>>74790129
We did, the pitch was too much of a road and Poojara blocked us out of the match. If India had accelerated earlier and been 500 all out by lunch day 4, they would have still had scoreboard pressure and would have had more time to bowl Aus out.

>>74790142
I didn't say to win the game by day 4 lunch, i said the first innings out by lunch , which were only 4 wickets. And then batch a session or two give india 250 or so . But they didn't even try , bunch of pussies

>>74790129
>the main thing is if Australias tried to get them out before lunch on day 4

kek

KEK

Do you think its as simple as setting 4 slips and waiting for the edge, or 3 backpads. Your absolutly retarded to think that bowlers deserve wickets simply because of the tactics employed. Australia attacked for a day, and didn't get any returns off a dead pitch and batsman content to block. India batted in a way on day 3 that meant that if they were to bat again they'd be chasing 100 off 10 overs on day 5 if they were to bat again at all. You can't turn this back around and claim australia should have attacked more on day 4 when it was indias tactics on day 3 that put them into this position.

Fucking curries not understanding how 3d chess works

>>74790156
>Poojara blocked us out of the match
IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T BOWL ALL THE BALLS TO HIS FUCKING PADS

>>74790167
Thats not the point ,you wouldn't know. Because they didn't even try

>>74790166
"ANY chance at winning", we had no chance to begin with you poo

>waaaah, the australians are bowling at my pads again
>I've now blocked my way to a 50 off 200 balls and want to my shots but I can't

>>74790190
>india didn't try to attack on day 3
>waaaaah, why don't the australians attack on day 4
>they could win now in just 5 sessions if they give us 150 easy runs extra

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>>74790178
We didn't bowl on his pads. It was definitely bat first.

feelsgood to be a /cric/ personality
t. straffo

anyone else mankad in u12s?

I was a terrible bowler but always took the most in the side thanks to that meme

>>74789943
lmao hilarious post

>>74790204
>bowl at pads all day
>why are you batting so slowly, why you want to draw the match , whyyyyy

>>74790244
>>74789943

>>74790244
>bowling on day 4
>batting on day 3

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>>74789198
>normies actually pay to watch sport instead of streaming or cardsharing.

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What did he mean by this?

>>74790253
>Batsmans job is too not to get out and score runs in the process because if get out you can't score runs
>Bowlers job is too take wickets and stop runs in the process because if you can't take wickets you can't fully stop runs
Just think about it m8

>>74790166

pls, India shut up shop on Saturday, from them on the only chance of any result was >us falling to bits today.

It wasn't bad cricket, but you placing blame on Aus for the draw? Poolusional.

can't say I'm a fan of this 'Emily Sears', going to bat one out to her pics while I imagine I'm hate fucking her.

>>74790271
Kek

>thread on how to make cricket the most popular sport in the world
>Daniel immidiately discards his "I have left 4chan" narrative to post walls of text on the topic

>>74790275
>not being dismissing batsmen's first job
>opening batsmen should aim for a 2700 ball partnership
You will revolutionise cricket as we know it.

>>74790342
There is nothing inherently wrong with that strategy outside of the subcontinent

>>74790282
Based Straffgod

>>74790329
is daniel kino?

>>74790342
>and score runs in the process because if get out you can't score runs
missed that part hun, try again

Score update?

>>74790420
>Partnership: 1500 runs off 2700 balls
Have I won the cricket?

>>74790384
You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSi5A75-e2g

>>74790103
http://c247.to/live.php?ch=HD_Stream

ban vs sri lanka highlights

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>>74790491
based danny

>>74790491
>light grey pants
>white shirt
did celia dress him again?

>>74790491
based

>>74790491

I bet "The Dark Third" isn't incorporated despite the title card saying that they are.

>>74790527
I'm tipping you're wrong

>>74790437
>bowlers can't get batsman out if they don't want to get out
Are you dense ? nobody wants to get out. Bowlers have to get them out. Nobody gits their wickets . You ought make a mistake or get a beauty delivery and get out, Do you even fucking watch cricket ??

Anyone else miss the daniel narrative? I really felt like it was going places with the wildcard, ajay, ivana and hugh but as usual danny had to ruin it

>>74790498
http://c247.to/live.php?ch=Star_Sports2

aus vs ind highlights just started

>>74790534
I think the Wildcard arc was the best personally with Based Hugh a close second. Ajay was funny for about a day

>>74790491
>ywn go to diceys with daniel and the cucks

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Ajay was an underrated villain in my opinion

>>74790556
KEK I forgot about him

>>74790561
dat backfoot slide in by shaun marsh - quality

>b-b-but you have to get us out to win
>its only ever the bowling teams fault for negative play
>australia should have been more attacking after bowling for 120 overs

You are literally furious that it was your own team that pushed the win/draw button first. Its the typical subcontinent sub human response, except your used to doing it batting first so you've hardly ever noticed it.

A test match is framed around 5 days of play. If you don't win the toss and aren't able to bat first, it is acceptable to bat long periods of time so you don't have to bat again on day 5. However, don't go blaming a draw on the other team if you can't score enough runs due to your own poor run rate. If that was australia, they would have pushed much earlier and declared with 40 overs left to go in day 4.

Thank fuck it was a draw because if india did win, then the 4th test would have been the biggest snoozefest since that WACA pitch

>it's a krazykuck tries to be funny episode

remember what youtube used to be like in 2008 and shit?

what went wrong?

>>74790624
google

>>74790624
copyright takedowns.

>>74790610
Shaun Marsh is literally the most aesthetic player in international cricket. It's a shame he's so mentally weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGtniX4QrU
shit game shit opposition elite shots

>>74790666
meant to post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6pKX-DdOAg

>>74790666
i would unironically put it on my rage guest playlist to piss off hipsters.

>>747903
MVP for india was karen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu5NJwsNhpE

>>74790699
Kys weeb fuck

>>74790656
>mentally weak

Why? looked alright to me. you try batting 200 at 30 celsius without pickle juice.

>>74790718
have you seen a Shaun Marsh innings? He looks like Glenn McGrath for the first 30 or 40 balls before he settles down

I remember when you'd go to your mates house in 2006 and you'd all crowd around the one shitty pc he had in his house and spend hours watching shit on youtube

>muh series sweep
>chirping poodians 24/7
>1-1
>3rd match drawn

AUSTRALIA CAN'T WIN IN INDIA AMIRITE?

>>74790718
The years of cocaine really fucked him up.

Him and Luke Pomersbach were with Pomersbach's cousin when he OD'd. They just called the ambulance and left the dude alone there in the house. That was when Pomersbach still had his WACA contract.

>>74790909
>Pomersbach
now that takes me back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EPRD5vgYh8

>>74790923
Damn I miss when the Zimbabwean team was white

>Marlon Samuels playing
That nigga old

>>74790948
where you alive when they were a white majority side saxon?

>>74790950
I don't think it was ever white majority Straffo.

I was talking about the cricket team not the country

>>74790978
>a white majority side
what do you think the word "side" referred to in that context?

>>74790988
I was literally alive before "zimbabwe" was a country

Also nice digits

>>74791020
1979?

>>74791031
yes

think "that's what she said" needs to make a comeback

Just woke up lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcO0FahPXD0
>10 and 12 yo Toms have fielded in an international match
What >(You) have achieved in your life?

>>74791255
was waiting for you mate

>>74791438
didn't know that guy off coldplay used to be an international cricketer

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>>74791501
yeah he's best mates with shane warne